Dr. Glaucomflecken - “poop” KZread - “From a licensed doctor”

@Fireandbubbles

6 ай бұрын

Hey, licensed doctors need to be able to say poop! How else are you going to find out the last time someone had a bowel movement?

@denise3885

6 ай бұрын

Pull my finger joke

@smithworks23

6 ай бұрын

I thought he would fart

@chubbysumo2230

6 ай бұрын

Fart jokes will always be funny. So will farts.

@WasabiSniffer

6 ай бұрын

it was good enough for half of neil patrick harris' dialog as a monkey, it's good enough for us

"you know, you're right. This isn't too bad-" poor dear. I should've known those first few seconds were simply the calm before the lollipop-induced storm

@cranapple3367

6 ай бұрын

Also what i said reading this comment before scrolling further.

@cherispencer3081

6 ай бұрын

Maybe a sticker will make it all better??

@donniemorrow

4 ай бұрын

A lollipocalypse, if you will

As soon as he asked the final question, I said out loud "fart sound, Fart Sound, FART SOUND"

@april6620

6 ай бұрын

Same.

You forgot the part where the doc is trained to resist slapping ignorant parents across the face when they bring their kid in for a magic pill or antibiotic so they can “get better right away”

Knowing the milestones is so key to passing any pediatrics question on any standardized test. For practical tests, making the kiddo laugh is the key - I had a pediatric EM attending who had a button he would press when looking into kid's ears or throats during the physical exam that would make chicken clucking noises, and he'd tell them they had chickens inside them. Worked like 75% of the time to at least make them smile. The ones that didn't were either super sick, too old, or too young.

Dude, any child under five: fart noises and poop jokes. If they roll their eyes and tell you they're not a baby, lay out a dad joke, a bad riddle, or come up with a ridiculously elaborate title to call them.

For better or worse, we pediatricians are known for being passive-aggressive, so the transition from easy questions to what seem like impossible developmental questions is spot on.

Honestly all of his attempts to make the 3 year old laugh got me. I’m 38.

Developmental milestones are my jam!!! Have you played "Guess Their Age"? It's this game I play where I observe kids in their natural habit and try to guess their age based on their motor skills, cognitive abilities and general physical development. Keeps your skills sharp and super fun!

@kureaz

6 ай бұрын

It's so much fun.

@gauravjain7653

6 ай бұрын

All through my undergraduate I have struggled to learn and remember milestones. It was then I knew I did not have to take Radiology . I salute you, if you remember all of that.

@Eloraurora

4 ай бұрын

My mom used to do this with crying babies. Just tilt her head at the screeching and murmur, "6 months, boy, wet diaper."

Lol I used to teach preschool and at the last question I immediately said “make a fart noise!” Good to know I’ve still got it 😂

As soon as the doc asked the last question, I said aloud "poop". I'm 27, but I could still kill a stand up routine at a kindergarten

@BrianDickens4

6 ай бұрын

I too immediately said 'poop'. It's such a simple cornerstone of young kids' humor. 😂

As a parent, my Spotify algorithm is also a mess because the Wiggles have entrenched themselves in there

I actually started to try and figure out whether your examples were developmentally appropriate or not and then remembered that I'm not taking an exam and This is a comedy channel lol

@Sierra2S9

6 ай бұрын

You'll be okay.

The key to getting a 3 y/o boy to laugh... Have a fart button in you pocket!

For real. Our pediatrics questions in accreditation tests are so random. They range from developmental issues and laws to "should you shave your newborn's hair?" 😂

@nihiliststar

6 ай бұрын

... it depends?

@larashore1000

6 ай бұрын

Shaving a newborn sounds wrong.

The correct answer is to tell them you think they have bunnies in their ears and you need to look for them. Works 100% of the time.

@bea4156

6 ай бұрын

YES!! Our Peds ENT clinic says monkeys lol 🙈

Oh, this reminds me of my exam. The "is this developmentally adequate" was indeed a large part of it but also the: "3 year old child feeling unwell and having a fever for two days - precisely what disease and its subtype is this?" In my case I had four identical cases of that nature that supposedly all had different diseases.

My dad is a pediatrician, and from what he tells me, you are right on the money with this one! Kids are entertaining, adults are no fun :P

The fact that I laughed before he was done. I am more entertained than a 3 year old.

Hey Dr. G! The med student should be given a unicorn horn headband for passing the final exam🦄😁

For the record, my three year old son laughed at your arms flailing around. Either way, that's a pass!

I showed my 3 year old. You had laughs from the first face, but "poop", was the cherry on top. 😊

I didn't realize I had PTSD until he started talking about the number of stacked blocks

Paediatric nurse here and parents asking about adult height got me rolling!! 😂😂😂

@oneminuteofmyday

6 ай бұрын

My mother told me once the pediatrician had said I would be taller than my sister. I couldn’t understand why that was even a question. lol I’m an inch shorter than her.

"You're thinking like an already highly-paid specialist" Speaking as someone who works with spinal surgeons: that's way too real. 😭

As a person who sharply exhales from his nose when laughing, I can confirm it was indeed a laugh.

"Go to the fart noises! GO TO THE FART NOISES!"

i am mildly upset that when he said poop i had the literal same in real life reaction as a almost 36 year old man lol.

Was correcting my students' paediatrics exam papers today and realised that my milestones questions were just like the ones in the video😅

I thought my internal medicine final exam was gonna be my most difficult to complete, but the pediatrics one was the worst 😭😭 I felt as lost as in this video and the pediatricians had poker faces no matter what question they made and what answer I said, so I felt as if I was gonna screw up all the timeeeeeeee. Then at the end they were all super happy like :D hooray passed 🥰 as if they weren't torturing me before

For me this video has a tinge of melancholy. I lost my dad as a kid, and he was finishing up his exams to become a pediatrician at the time.

Paediatrics is my favourite character you do! Excellent combination of chilling realism and optimism, as if congress would see you.

I'm having my final MB in 1 month. I think "furrow my brow and confidently make a complete guess" summarises my game plan pretty well.

@Fireandbubbles

6 ай бұрын

That’s just how you do a lot of things in healthcare, especially when you’re new, and you’re new for a good while. Then eventually one day you realize you aren’t just acting confident anymore.

As a Pediatric doctor who has a special interest in advocating and researching ways to reduce gun violence. I love this!

@superslash7254

6 ай бұрын

As a pediatric doctor you should not be "loving" someone telling egregious baldfaced lies. Not only does it hurt your cause, it hurts the credibility of doctors everywhere. According to the CDC's WISQARS data the leading causes of death for children are, by age group:

@joy10030

6 ай бұрын

Allright already... ​@@superslash7254

@emargaux

6 ай бұрын

​@@superslash7254🤡

Had my 3 year old son watch, he didn’t laugh until you said poop😂

I volunteered on an elementary school to talk to children about my day to day as a scientist to get them interested in science. It is the first time I have been with that many children and I noticed one pattern: Children are very ignorant with very steep mountains of very specific knowledge. I think that people treat children as if they did not understood because they did not have the mental capacity, when in reality they are just blank canvases ready to be filled with knowledge. And they can understand more than what many people think they can, as long as you know how to tie it up with something they know or on which they are interested. The same girl asked me how many months and years does it take for the Earth to go around the Sun, and, at the same time, she told that the Sun was made of plasma and she recited the different layers of the Sun and the temperature of each layer. Fascinating creatures, the children.

The 54 month has a Spotify? I think the triangle is the lesser of the problems...

I thought the end of the joke was gonna be him accidentally hitting himself making all the funny gestures. You know, the punchline.

That’s exactly what happened Every exam was easy until the finals they rained hell on us and said “don’t worry guys you’ll nail it and do very well” before the exam 😭💔

Im so proud of myself. He said “make me laugh” and without hesitation, out loud, I go “poooooooooooop”

@sydneyrichardson6548

6 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard!! You have passed the test in the video. 😂😂😂

@dirtbagdeacon

6 ай бұрын

So did I!

I said poop the second after he said “I’m 3, make me laugh” 😂

@msshellm8154

6 ай бұрын

I think anyone who has dealt with a 3 y.o. was with you lol It's like a cheat code 😉

I work with children everyday. When he asks to make a 3-year-old laugh, I immediately, without even thinking, said, "just say poop"😂

“Poop” also works on 32yo adults

For the "make a 3 year old laugh" challenge, I would have immediately made fart noises with my elbow and mouth. Empty my lungs into my elbow.

"It was a sharp exhale through the nose. High pass" I didnt know 3-year-olds are browsing r/memes these days...

😂 not a pediatrician but a nurse with seven kids. This was excellent

This is accurate. Pediatrics is filled with kind people and extremely hard exams.

The fact that my immediate answer to the last one was "poopoo peepee"---

I for one was laughing at all of the different things he tried in order to impress the 3-year-old. Many of those are my own tried and true pediatric skills. I swear by the horse noise.

Me waiting for the response to the last question to be fart noise by putting your hand under your armpit and squeezing your arm/shoulder down to make the noise…. 😂

Pediatricians are literally the best. I didn’t leave my ped until I was about 20 years old, and even then I really didn’t want to. She was the best doctor I've ever had. But of course by then I was having adult problems, not child problems. 😭 I still miss her.

Peds: "Make me laugh." Me: "SAY POOP!" *turns out to be correct answer.* Me: "My pediatric nurse father would be so proud!"

"hi little friend!" Usually works when I'm working with kiddos.

The Canadian paediatrician answer to what you’re supposed to say to a parliamentary committee is to eliminate something fun like trampolines or toboggans.

@opinionatedone

6 ай бұрын

Also, baseball and dodgeball. Neither are allowed at my local elementary school. My kids don't knew how to play baseball!!! Hopscotch goes next cuz, stones.

I laughed when he said "Poop" ... Does that make me a 3 year old child?

@gerardacronin334

6 ай бұрын

No, a 15 year old boy!

@eclipsebat3792

6 ай бұрын

@@gerardacronin334 NONONONO GET ME BACK TO THE 3 YEAR OLD DON'T COMPARE ME TO A 15 ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Uufda651

6 ай бұрын

Yes

Loving the pediatric specialist. It’s like he’s the only one that is required to be weird.

@msshellm8154

6 ай бұрын

Have you _met_ Neurology?!

@MelodyBellStudio

6 ай бұрын

@@msshellm8154 WIth 2 rare neurological disorders and a brain tumor, I relate to the neurologist a little too much at times.

You know you work with kids when you start yelling "poop" at the screen, because you already know that the way to make them giggle. Child healthcare providers unite haha

🎶”Going down the highway, doing 64, _______ let a big one, and blew me out the door. The wheels couldn’t take it; the engine blew apart All because of ______’s supersonic fart!!” 🎶 Taught this to my son’s friends on a field trip. Use wisely.

I burst out into laughter as soon as I heard, nay, read, "poop". Stopping going to the pediatrician was a mistake.

The ppl more invested in their guns than literal children's lives are killing me. It is funny that the comments are so split, either poop or pew pew

@shieldphaser

6 ай бұрын

Well yes. It would be hard for those people who do care about children's lives to be killing you.

Poop was literally the first thing I thought of. I work with children 🤡🤡🤡

@tangledcharlotte

6 ай бұрын

I thought "fart," but then l teach middle school.

@anniehasting1133

6 ай бұрын

@@tangledcharlotte that checks out, yup

HAHAHAH I JUST REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A FORMULA FOR CHILD’S ESTIMATED HEIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am so glad I went to the dark side, into the circles of hell, deep into darkness, where radiologist live ❤

@uinsel

6 ай бұрын

is this also where the IT guys live and the one printer is?

@LinkIsOurChampion

6 ай бұрын

It is 🤣 And our printer does print and have ink.

My automatic response to the last one was "fart." I truly have the sense of humor of a small boy. Or an adult Anderson Cooper.

I love how the exam starts all nice and cozy, and suddenly it goes waaaaay deep into development cornerstones. It's like "gloves off". I absolutely adored development cornerstones back in clinic.

well ya made this 37 year old child laugh when I really needed it- thanks Dr G, I really needed that giggle today. Take that depression!

peds: "I'm a 3yo boy. Make me laugh" me, shouting at my phone: "Fart noises! FART NOISES! omgosh make a fart noise! med student, comically eventually: "poop💩" me, cheering 📣 and shouting: "YES! YES! Also acceptable! YOU GOT IT! He got it! YAYYYY" bank teller, pausing: is this for your kids? Your childcare? Do you need extra lollipops? me, a confirmed bachelor who cannot keep a houseplant alive: ha ha 😂 no, but what's the story with those lollipops?

With small children - and most men - gastrointestinal humour is a surefire winner. 👍

@KyleWoodlock

6 ай бұрын

I was definitely waiting for a fart noise to be the winner

@KxNOxUTA

6 ай бұрын

Me trying to distinct these two groups and being unsure about being able to do so by anything other than maybe body size 🙃😝

@lizard3755

6 ай бұрын

I don't fall into either category but that's still going to work on me over 50% of the time

The number of people in this comment section being like "actually, the gun violence in America isn't as bad as that, the statistics are inflated by gang violence in older teens and suicides." As though that isn't extremely concerning.

@Blast335pokemineblox

6 ай бұрын

You're right, it *is* extremely concerning. An air embolism and a brain tumor are also extremely concerning and both cause headaches, however the treatments for them are very different. For one thing, counting suicides and accidents as gun violence conflates three completely different issues that cause the public perception to be distorted. Most people's definition of violence implies the deliberate use of force against someone else, suicides and accidents don't meet that definition. If you were told that a teen was having violent thoughts, you might say that perhaps conflict resolution and/or anger management counseling could help them right? But would you recommend those things for a teen having suicidal ideation. Additionally, the types of violence that people use guns in should be nuanced as well. For example, the causes of domestic violence and gang violence are different, why should we conflate them? We aren't (or at least I'm not) saying "Don't do anything because nothing is wrong", we're saying that a one-size fits all solution to these very different issues won't be effective.

@superslash7254

6 ай бұрын

If you want a real "actually" it's that Dr. Glaucomflecken literally just flat out lied. And not a "oh that's an understandable mistake" lie, a baldfaced lie so egregiously counter to the very publicly available evidence that it's impossible to believe it wasn't deliberate and malicious. Not only is gun violence not the leading cause of death for children in America, it's not even close to the top 2 causes until the deeply dishonest age bracket of 15-24. The overwhelming majority of child and teen deaths in the US are caused by car crashes, which also occur at a rate of at minimum twice the next highest cause in every age bracket According to the CDC's WISQARS data the leading causes of death for children are, by age group:

@scarleteyes4418

6 ай бұрын

​@@superslash7254what about gun accidents?

@loftyradish6972

6 ай бұрын

@@Blast335pokemineblox I hate to break it to you, but Australia where I live has very few gun related gang shootings, and very few gun-related suicides. People do still attack each other and do still take their own lives, but they use less effective ways of doing it. It gives emergency services and doctors more opportunities to intervene and fix it. By the time a person is in hospital, the method of injury and mechanics of the injury is more important than the motivations behind the injury when it comes to treatment. Of course you need a tailored approach to fix those issues within society that cause people to want to harm themselves and others, but if you take away the deadliest weapon you will reduce loss of life pretty quickly. Its like saying "we allow the patients in the psych ward to have guns because guns aren't the problem, its their mental health that is the problem." While I don't think there is any quick or easy way of fixing America, or even an easy way of fixing the gun culture and gun laws, don't delude yourself into thinking guns aren't a major part of the problem.

@Axel_Andersen

6 ай бұрын

@@superslash7254 Just check out the facts, gun related incidents as the reason for death has surpassed car related incidents by a large margin in recent years .... and I will take YT comedians and confirmed doctors word anyday over a random dude hiding behind a superflash handle.

Currently on my pediatrics rotation with a ladybug sticker on the back of my phone. And our kids here don't laugh... they're like little adults having mid life crisis

At the end of a visit, I told a 10 year old boy my favorite (safe/non-explicit) joke. He looked at me for a few seconds and goes "...that's lame..."

@ElijahStroud

6 ай бұрын

What was the joke

@louiseeckert1574

6 ай бұрын

Yes, what was the joke? LouiseAustralia 🦘

@grumbles

6 ай бұрын

@ElijahStroud 2 muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "wow it's getting pretty hot in here." The other muffin turns to look at him and goes "Oh my God, a talking muffin!!!"

As a practicing pediatrician from India, I could have never have guessed the most common cause of mortality in the US to be attributed to firearms. That's horrifying. Manmade terrors taking away more lives diseases ever could.

@longforgotten4823

6 ай бұрын

It’s been bad for almost 50 years.

@ShuRugal

6 ай бұрын

Look at it from the other angle: Even as shitty as our public healthcare is, we've still got all the various diseases, infectious or otherwise, on such a short leash that the only real threat to human life is other humans possessing an intent to kill. Considering that, only just a century ago, disease used to kill more people during active WARS than actual soldiers, it's a hell of an accomplishment that we've got deaths from disease down below homicides.

@diminarchy

6 ай бұрын

@@ShuRugal in 2023 3.7% of all deaths were covid related, 1,172,229 people.

@ShuRugal

6 ай бұрын

@@diminarchy So which is it? are infectious diseases killing more Americans, or is violent crime? Because there sure as shit were not 1.2 million homicides in the US in 2023

@josephpadula2283

6 ай бұрын

Yes much safer in heavily regulated India . The latest clashes erupted between the majority Meitei people, who are mostly Hindu and live in and around the state capital, Imphal, and the mainly Christian Kuki tribe of the hills. “The Meitei people first burned down 26 or 27 houses,” said Mamang, a father of five who is now sleeping out in the open in an army camp with about 900 others bringing similar horror stories. “Then they came again and finished all 92 houses [in the village], ransacked the church, the school and whatever was left,” the 54-year-old said, surrounded by exhausted and traumatised men, women and children.

The "poop" got my 3 yo girl lol

@n0ame1u1

6 ай бұрын

The poop got _me_

That statistic should be way more shocking and be the only thing the news screams at us 3 times a day

@LNVACVAC

6 ай бұрын

That statistic is bullshit by a variety of reasons.

@Nobleheart111

6 ай бұрын

Not really. That statistic includes legal adults, including 18 and 19 year olds. As well as unintentional gun deaths (accidents) and intentional suicide. Suicide makes up over 2 in 3 of those numbers, and accidents another 1 in 6. In addition, guns are used defensively far more often than aggressively. In 2021, more than 81.4 million Americans aged 18 and over own firearms, with approximately 31.1% (25.3 million) reporting having used a gun to defend themselves or their property, often on more than one occasion. In 2021, the most comprehensive study ever conducted on the issue concluded that roughly 1.6 million defensive gun uses occur in the United States every year. By comparison, in 2021, the most recent year for which complete data is available, 48,830 people died from gun-related injuries in the U.S., according to the CDC. That figure includes gun murders and gun suicides, along with three less common types of gun-related deaths tracked by the CDC: those that were accidental, those that involved law enforcement and those whose circumstances could not be determined. www.heritage.org/second-amendment/commentary/12-defensive-gun-uses-show-armed-citizens-make-communities-safer#:~:text=In%202021%2C%20the%20most%20comprehensive,fellow%20citizens%20who%20choose%20to. So yes, defensive gun use is more than 32 times gun death in America.

That 3yr old potty humor will carry him through every developmental stage

You should have tried fart noises with your hands. Works for all ages. My 22 year old son and my 49 year old husband both laugh hysterically.

As a 54-month aged adult, I find it extremely offensive of the notion that we cant draw isosceles triangles. It's an outdated stereotype and, frankly, should be considered politically incorrect.

Clearly I am not a three-year-old boy because I was laughing at everything at the end of the final exam. :)

@SugarandSarcasm

6 ай бұрын

Same. I thought he would have just made a fart noise in the beginning- usually works on my niece at the very least

The nightmare of developmental milestones was over when I passed my pediatrics residency, or so I thought.

As soon as he said “make me laugh” I said “POOP!” It’s the only answer.

me: hurts myself via aggressive head bonk or clumsy fall toddler cousins: _C O M E D Y_

@musicrinda

6 ай бұрын

Also me lol, 54 year old woman. That's classic slapstick humor .

I knew poop was gonna be the final answer. That or a fart noise.

How did the entire NRA find this comment section

@toysoldier6093

6 ай бұрын

At least in my experience, firearms ownership is fairly common among physicians. Also, if your job requires statistical literacy, you're more likely to detect bullshit statistics.

@aquabreeze7612

6 ай бұрын

@@toysoldier6093 damn dude just say he pissed you off, it’s quicker

@irgilligan

6 ай бұрын

@@toysoldier6093 Lol, username tracks. It not at all common. It's not especially rare. but it's not common.

@Blast335pokemineblox

6 ай бұрын

@@irgilligan Perhaps it's common among physicians in his area. If he's rural I wouldn't be surprised.

@irgilligan

6 ай бұрын

@@Blast335pokemineblox Sure, but representing that as generalized to all physicians is pretty incredibly disingenious

My 2.5 year old laughed at almost everything you did

@shannondh83

6 ай бұрын

Your child is obviously gifted.

@anncondon2689

6 ай бұрын

Girl? Or boy?

i would've started with poop lol, i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed that i know 4 year old humor so well

im starting my paeds rotation in 2 days, I can infact confirm that kids are not little adults. it feels like I'm studying for an alien

That last question makes me think i could have done med school. The obvious answer is fart.

@MythicFox

6 ай бұрын

That was my immediate thought, too.

@amandamiller6995

6 ай бұрын

I would have also accepted boogers and peepee!

the punch line is poop only because our dear doctor didint want to let loose a thuderous fart in a skit

@martinsmallridge4025

6 ай бұрын

Wait for the outtakes… 😂

"High pass" Perfect ending :D

I was going to suggest a fart. Farts & poops are hilarious to a lot of kids (and some adults).

@cranapple3367

6 ай бұрын

Some?

I paused at 1:59, if the answer isn't a fart sound my 7, 5, and 2 1/2 grandsons are going to call FAKE on this!!!! Works for their 70 y/o papa every time 😂😂😂😂 Poop, yeah that would only get a 'meh'

@michaelwarren2391

6 ай бұрын

Beat me to it!😂😂😂

@adorabell4253

6 ай бұрын

Fart sounds are a perennial win. I’m in my 30s and they still crack me up

@docgammycat

6 ай бұрын

I was actually worried he was going to fart on camera 😳‼️

Your content is golden. Btw... The arm flapping is great to lose up your joints and muscles but use your hips instead of your back for the rotation.

This gave me PTSD from my internship, but surprisingly I was able to determine the adequacy of the developmental milestones, so I guess I'm still good 😂

That shelf exam is definitely one of the hardest. Only thing not covered here is how many questions there were about fevers!! 😭😭

Don't worry doc, you made me laugh before the 3yr old exhaled.

I guessed poop pretty much right away - always funny. Just show him a Bristol stool chart

As soon as he said 3 yo boy, make me laugh immediately made a fart noise. Guaranteed giggle town

"How can you tell when a moth farts?" Works every time as long as you have the hand movements down pat.

Got deep there, doc, with gun violence. 😢 Appreciate your well-rounded humor and desire to increase awareness.

@superslash7254

6 ай бұрын

He's not raising awareness though, he's literally lying through his teeth. According to the CDC's WISQARS data the leading causes of death for children are, by age group:

@Astromedic88

6 ай бұрын

Found the NRA Fanboy

@Axel_Andersen

6 ай бұрын

@@superslash7254 You should stop lying through your teeth, your dentist will agree with this.

OMG I hated those developmental milestone questions in school

Aw c'mon for the 3 year old boy a fart noise is the obvious answer