'When you've had a drink your a fucking maniac' is possibly the most straightforward honest point I've ever heard 😂😂

@davidwhaite3330

Жыл бұрын

It would have been funny if he's cracked Dennis for saying that to him lol but i guess he wouldn't dare as Dennis was a multi millionaire so he'd soon have had maniac Sykes sorted out LOL

@deppresedonion6320

6 ай бұрын

@@davidwhaite3330 But u can imagine why he said his a maniac . The 2 of them having a few drinks and next thing Dennis is getting the head kicked off him for nothing but his annoying ways .

@dmode2793

4 ай бұрын

You're...

@LOUIS-nx8jd

Ай бұрын

@@dmode2793 I always right "you are" lol...anyway do you really think he wanted 80p for that beer in some way?? please reply so I know my messages are getting through.

@dmode2793

Ай бұрын

@@LOUIS-nx8jd 'Write'. 🙄

Dennis Flint 🤣🤣🤣 He looks & sounds like a rival club owner from Phoenix Nights. Clubland will never die.

@lukebarton2886

4 жыл бұрын

Banana grove 😂

@SuperMeowingtons

3 жыл бұрын

Perry Jerry Jerry Perry Perry Perry Jerry

@johnogroats3318

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfreddunn03 true! Alongside the legendary kinky John!

@stevebowness9435

3 жыл бұрын

AWESOME👏👏👏

@mosesrocco6614

3 жыл бұрын

"That bloody Dennis Flint. He's only got some Brazilian strippers in for his Thursday nights. OAP Karaoke Night won't compete. The Phoenix will be quieter than a bloody morgue Thursday night.."

He was the third chuckle brother that the other two avoided taking to the pub

'when you ant ad a drink your an educated man, when you've had a beer your a fuckin maniac' 😂😂😂 brilliant

I nearly pissed myself when I saw the rolls royce desk!

@patrickjhorton1

3 жыл бұрын

Proper classy...

@maaan8494

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@austinraftery9304

3 жыл бұрын

Ringo Starr used to design those desks, I think.

@joebhoy1383

2 жыл бұрын

It was eighty pence on his investment

Whenever I feel down, Dennis Flint cheers me up, god bless this clip and that desk!

@andrewthomas2536

5 жыл бұрын

9

@Rebelconformist82

Жыл бұрын

Boycey

@jonathan2755

Жыл бұрын

A degenerate scumbag who talks about him being a criminal for money. Jesus christ you are easily amused. Chaps a degenerate bully who caused misery for a few quid.

@DarrenJamiesonJamieson

6 ай бұрын

Yossa Hughes 😂

@davidstephenson164

4 ай бұрын

He's like the stereotypical 1980s northern wheeler-deeler with a bit of money who's come from a rough estate and still associates with his old (criminal) mates from the estate Like a northern Arthur Daley 😂😂

Well, Chucklevision has changed quite a bit since the last time I saw it...

@geordie-drywall

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@yanan3681

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear

@yanan3681

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear oh dear

@benjipascoe563

5 жыл бұрын

Its now called knucklevision lolz

@teetywoo3156

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Your a maniac when you have had a drink, here have a beer.

@leeleelee0054

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@michaelanderson7715

2 жыл бұрын

you're, not your

@user-ri6kp9md4c

Ай бұрын

@@michaelanderson7715gimp 🤓

‘There’s always somebody wants somebody bashing.’ It’s like the changing of the seasons, beautiful really …

Dennis flint,, a true magician, man pulls a can o beer and a pint pot from his own arse...legend.

@laurarules3642

Жыл бұрын

It cracks me up every time I see that lol

@misdangered4326

Жыл бұрын

That’s the first time I’ve laughed in days 🤣

@paulduckworth316

Жыл бұрын

Did yer get yer wages?

"When you've not had a drink, you're an educated man, when you've had a drink you're a fucking maniac!!." 😂😂 brilliant 👍🏻😂

@Turrican

Ай бұрын

We are all Paul!

I can't stop laughing, this man and his boss are hilarious the moustaches, the complete bollocks, best comedy going

@horseon4730

2 жыл бұрын

aye you wouldnt be laffin n think it was comedy if he got a hold of ya , now that would be hilarous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@tommy2guns220

Жыл бұрын

He was a fucking rapist nonce

@Morsa.B.Alto1

Жыл бұрын

@@horseon4730 Aye, but he never will lmao.

@RetroMasters1977

Жыл бұрын

@@Morsa.B.Alto1 his son still alive tho lol when ever he gets out lol

@laurarules3642

Жыл бұрын

The way he magically reaches under the table and produces a glass and a can of beer from nowhere

Dennis Flint.... and some people say you can't buy class

@petea2485

4 жыл бұрын

There right you can't

@freddobber488

4 жыл бұрын

@@petea2485 all flash n no cash

@araregoodguy

4 жыл бұрын

He is a psychopath and anyone in debt to him would not see the funny side although he looks ridiculous that's true.

@andyhowpog

Жыл бұрын

A classic working class millionaire, all cash and no taste.

"....but when you've had a drink your'e a fucking maniac" That cracked me up and i believe it too.

@casualchauncey

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i proper lol’ed at that

Its like a Reeves and Mortimer sketch

@ThePANDA1885

5 жыл бұрын

Cox and Evans?! I was just waiting for Kinky John to show up!!

@Garbageman28

3 жыл бұрын

they did actually parody this

Saw Dennis Flint at ADT Brighouse c1990 . He was like a walking talking advert for Ratners .

" I'm down to my last 4p" - Paul Sykes

@trustnoone9931

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah made me laugh

@SickOfItAll-do1cf

Жыл бұрын

Story of his life

@Poacher321

22 күн бұрын

He was taking the piss

Making a spin-off about Dennis Flint was a massive missed opportunity by the programme-makers.

@jasonantigua6825

5 жыл бұрын

Emerald City Who was he? Give me a bit of background if you can

@jasonantigua6825

5 жыл бұрын

James That tells me nothing! Tell me about the guy,background etc? If you don’t know the fuck right off!!!

@jasonantigua6825

5 жыл бұрын

James Is he still about?

@jasonantigua6825

5 жыл бұрын

James That’s a big old house he has there,bet it’s worth a right few quid in today’s prices? I can imagine he lived a colourful life!

@jasonantigua6825

4 жыл бұрын

MrDanybe without a doubt

It's like The Viz magazine in real life....

@bluesteel5688

5 жыл бұрын

Very good.......these people are like extreme caricatures.......successful, sleazy, cigar smoking wanker with the 'Rolls Royce' bar.......he looks wealthy but everything around looks tacky, cheap and has no class

@roberthemingway9553

4 жыл бұрын

HaHa brilliant.

@bernardmcmahon5377

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea, ha ha

@badgerbhoy9534

3 жыл бұрын

Lol...yeh 8 Ace 👍

@chadster123

3 жыл бұрын

@@badgerbhoy9534 £1.49

Dennis Flint gives a great lesson in how to handle dangerous, unpredictable nutters, don't show fear, be firm, have a laugh at the same time

@hamisharmstrong6583

5 жыл бұрын

but sykes still got his beer of him

@dickweeeeeeeeeed

5 жыл бұрын

flints still got his teeth..

@mattevans923

5 жыл бұрын

Why would Dennis show him fear ? Dennis wasn't afraid of death itself ! Respect demands equal respect !

@ianmangham4570

4 жыл бұрын

He knew if he hurt Dennis and never killed him then Dennis would pay to have him clipped,or poisoned him himself.

@ianmangham4570

3 жыл бұрын

@Black Brain GOOGLE

"I've had a few swims in the Mediterranean " ...this man should not be allowed back in the water after the way he battered those shaaaarks in the Straits of Johoar..

@krandom9283

3 жыл бұрын

I live on the Johor Strait ,there's no sharks here anymore Sykes scared em all away...

@mosesrocco6614

3 жыл бұрын

@@krandom9283 They've tried reintroducing the native shark species back in the straits, but they immediately act terrified and swim away. And nobody knows why.

@krandom9283

3 жыл бұрын

@@mosesrocco6614 they are obviously scared of the good 'Buggering ' that Syke's is renowned to dish out..... But maybe that's only true if the 'Buggeree ' is a teenage young prisoner??

@jakeburns7331

2 жыл бұрын

He punched them all in the fuckin' earole!

@tonimarx6405

2 жыл бұрын

Them shaaaaks all feel belittled and traumatised like everyone else that Sykes came across.

This is gold .. flint what a smooth guy

"I had a few swims in the old Mediterranean"...... Haha.

80p a pint. Those were the days.

@johnjenks7812

5 жыл бұрын

Wages were also £5 a week theres no differences in the price of beer today you do realize that right!

@MegaScumbucket

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnjenks7812 Read your comment back to yourself & see if it actually makes sense.

@devonAFC

5 жыл бұрын

John Jenks £5 a week in 1990? Wtf you must be like 10 years old to think that😂 it wasn’t that far back 😂

@beaverdavies87

5 жыл бұрын

John Jenks paper boys in 1990 earned more than a fiver then

@davidmolyneux1780

5 жыл бұрын

@@devonAFC 😁

Why do I get the feeling that everything Paul says is just his imagination.

I watched the documentary on this man's life and I was both appauled and saddened at the same time. What is it that they say about 'the sins of the father being visited on the son'. Sykes' father comes across as a pitiful, genial old man, but to my mind it was his brutal treatment of his son that had a profound and catastrophic effect on Paul Sykes life. Sykes was an undoubtedly bright man; imagine what he might have amounted to with a lot less violence and discipline and a bit more love and compassion and positive guidance. The sad truth is that there are many men like Paul Sykes in this country today who think it's great to create sons after their own image. Sykes had two sons and both are serving long sentances for murder. Sad.

@erricomalatesta8741

7 жыл бұрын

how is doing 21yrs in prison 'bright'? he was a gobshite and a bully. no one respects those that they fear. they just hate them.

@pdthomasable

7 жыл бұрын

He was a loathsome 'gobshite' and a 'bully' and he was also mentally unstable but he was definitely no dummy. Even people with PhD's can have the 'criminal gene' that can lead to a lifetime of crime and incarceration.

@thomasschoemehl7403

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Thomas this is a documetary? I'm American and I just assumed this was some really subtle comedy, I was impressed by how good the acting was

@paulashton6302

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Thomas I grew up on lupset estate ,my dad was mates with him told me many stories of the 2 growing up ,Paul's demise is a very tragic and upsetting end to like you say "could of had a more positive approach in life.But again what chance did he have bad parenting at times can lead to bad consequences. Sad really.

@ljclark2177

6 жыл бұрын

Haha! You're forgiven for thinking that Thomas! It very well could be a comedy!

Urrgghh, you just know for a fact that this Dennis character was good friends with Jimmy Saville.

This shit is addictive! You couldn't invent better characters if you tried.

@mickpearson6184

2 жыл бұрын

Its the times we live in I can remember loads of characters like this when I was young

Dennis Flint is a total legend!!

3:43 Funniest. Best. Quote. EVER!! That desk? Pure class. 😂

@samsum3738

3 жыл бұрын

I think it s early Georgian .

@andyhowpog

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, that Rolls Royce desk/ drinks cabinet, so classy, ha ha!

I've read the book and I can tell you, Paul Sykes had an amazing talent as a writer. For a violent dipsomaniac he's got a keen sense of storytelling as well as memorable lines.

@RonWylie-gk5lc

6 жыл бұрын

Yes it shocked me, his command of language and vocabulary was amazing! and anyone can tell it is his words because he writes like he talks. I found the book shocking, his opinion of women was fucking awful. The second book "Unfinished Agony" puts far more light on what he was really like. It is hilarious , shocking and tragic all at the same time.

@chicchitammuottocifa

Жыл бұрын

Maybe had a ghost writer

@xgtwb6473

Жыл бұрын

@@chicchitammuottocifa of course he did ahahaha

80p a pint. I’m just off to the shed to build a time machine

@OldSchoolStrength

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@citizenbuttsY

3 жыл бұрын

i use to build time machines' when i was older

@roblloyd6082

3 жыл бұрын

Lol even the fucking pubs ain’t open in 2021

@samsum3738

3 жыл бұрын

After me , you re first .

@adstran7624

3 жыл бұрын

How much is 80p in dollar?

Loving the inbuilt drinks fridge within the Rolls Royce desk 😀

Paul was a serious dude,when in jail,he had Walton screws shook, not many people did that yrs ago,but the man missed his real calling, comedy...he's a funny affable character

Dennis Flint should have paid Sykesey to batter whoever sold him that wig!

@badboy-dn5vt

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@stevebowness9435

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤😂😂

@danielomeara6317

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikeb2575

3 жыл бұрын

it's not a wig, it's a dead yorkshire terrier

@themac9766

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeb2575 😁😂

I think Dennis based himself on Engelbert Humperdinck. England was filled with fellas like Dennis especially 1970’s - 1990’s.

One of the best videos on KZread absolute quality

@Jack-mw3rp

3 жыл бұрын

@HMP Prison T.V subscribed mate funny shit

Wise words from Mr Sykes "there's always somebody wants somebody bashin"!🤣

Keep watching Paul Sykes videos it becomes addictive as his take on life was mad. Know he wasn’t a decent man. But you get entertained watching his videos. And it helps to pass yet another lockdown.

@boxingexpert9919

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he was a decent man

@boxingexpert9919

2 жыл бұрын

@Scott Donnelly what did he do

@PH5221

Жыл бұрын

@@boxingexpert9919 He wasn't a decent man. He was a well known bully and used to sexually abuse young offenders in prison. He was a nonce and a bully.

@user-bq9oz4mm5v

5 ай бұрын

He bullied and raped younger lads in prison done guy he is ​@@boxingexpert9919

I like how he doesn’t drink beer but keeps a spare in his desk.

@kittyvomit

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to know what he HASN'T got in that desk! The fucking size of it!

@lookandlisten5740

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittyvomit VAT receipts.

I never met Paul but my Dad knew him briefly in Birmingham in the 60s. My dad said he was a genuine hard man. I remember watching this documentary in early 90s. Funny as fook. Only found out today he was dead. RIP Paul

@julzyboy1973

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGraysPointer with respect when I watched the documentary as a teenager and when I wrote my comment 11 years ago I had no idea that he attacked young men sexually whilst in prison.

Did you get your wages? did you get your wages?

"It's man's right to get drunk he's not allowed to get disorderly..." "You get bloody disorderly!" 3:42 Good Point

@bcactus3510

Жыл бұрын

Me too i can relate to that hahahaha

This is a great piece of theatre!

That Rolls Royce desk is fantastic as is Dennis's syrup😂🤩

That rolls Royce desk 😂

Love the fact Dennis had the can under the table 😂

@Shaun-england80

5 жыл бұрын

He must of knew he was gonna ask lol 😂

@pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504

5 жыл бұрын

Football and Vinyl Music Along with his gun

@Shaun-england80

5 жыл бұрын

@@pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504 ya hahaha

@bcactus3510

Жыл бұрын

Probs a bar fridge under his desk

That Dennis Flint should have been like 'here you go Paul have some snakebite and black and absinthe' and then legged it

Dennis knew exactly what Sykes was and know how to handle him.

@bankruptbritain6103

5 жыл бұрын

Vantheman 12 you got it. Spot on

@sezza8516

5 жыл бұрын

More likely Sykes knew Flynt was a regular pay packet for him, though I agree in a sense, but I don't think it was out of respect from Sykes, he didn't gives two fucks for anyone but himself and he was a nonce to boot

@leongreen588

5 жыл бұрын

@@sezza8516 Sykes was a raving nonce and nothing but a fuckin bully of kids women and men and even gave a shark punch int fuckin earole lol

@thegeneral3094

4 жыл бұрын

@@leongreen588 like fuck was he a nonce

@freddobber488

4 жыл бұрын

@@sezza8516 well said Sarah .. he raped vulnerable young cons in jail . Use put a page 3 on there back when he bummed em . Vile man.

I think he is one of the hardest guys that the criminal world produced real hard guy but of his rocker

@Jack-mw3rp

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s because he was off his rocker that made him even more intimidating a 6,3 15 stone mental boxer lol

These are the kind of guys we need to send over to Brussels and re-negotiate brexit

@savdnb

5 жыл бұрын

This comment has not got the attention it deserves

@gedski100

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@reevo79

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@stevebrewer5037

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧

@FLIPMODE630

4 жыл бұрын

Even this comment section has reverted to brexit how does that happen

more Dennis Flint please

Would love to see a documentary about Dennis Flint

Your a maniac when you’ve had a drink. Here’s a bottle of scotch. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dennis Flint? Looks like Jason King from Department S to me!

Can't believe boycee off only horses was actually a Yorkshire man

"Im over 18 and my dad knows ive come ere" fucking brilliant, guy was probably a pest to be around and everyone was on edge, no doubt a fighter by nature. Shows some signs of physcopathic tendencies but we all can.

@SickOfItAll-do1cf

Жыл бұрын

Sykes was a horrible man, good riddance

When the camera pans out sbit and I saw that desk 🤣 what a lad

80p a pint, Personally being a good scotchman, I would have to wait for happy hour.

I don't understand why this Harry Enfield scourers sketch was deleted it's hilarious, but where are the other two?

We only need Frank Worthington and we've got a lethal trio...

That is quality . When you drink your a maniac 😂😉😂

Did Peter Kay use that desk for the agent of Mark Park in (what turned out to be) the prequel to Phoenix Nights?

Like fuck he went to Spain, he just pocketed the 380 and made up a story lol

That desk is top class.

I got massive yosser Hughes’s vibes seeing him with his kids trailing behind him. He’s a bit of a character

@MIK23458

Жыл бұрын

I can do that, gizza a job!

@gregprice103

Жыл бұрын

@@MIK23458 😂

@SickOfItAll-do1cf

Жыл бұрын

A nasty character

Greatest comedy ever

These two are like something out of a David Peace novel

That desk though 👀 Denis Flint needed a documentary of his own😂

Had about 4 days out there went on the Wednesday come back on the Monday 😂😂😂😂 ….genius

"Im over 18, im over 18" 😂😂😂

That fucking desk, Del boy would be proud of that 😂

Dennis flint looks like a fear and loathing in Vegas character 😂

giz a bevvy Dennis am gaspin

Dennis flint=legend.

Did anyone notice the ring pull came off the can. They stopped making them like that a long time ago.

beer out of a warm drawer!

Fucking love the early 80's. That wig is the bollocks.

@WillScarlet1991

5 жыл бұрын

This was 1989/90.

@eleanorwalmsley635

10 күн бұрын

​@@WillScarlet1991 in fairness, the north of England was about a century behind the rest of the nation, back then.

It’s the lights on the dark that cracks me up

ive only watched it yet again for dennis' desk.

what an interesting character this guy was. would love to watch ay other vids there are. part 9 an 10 seem to be missing off youtube.. damn

@RonWylie-gk5lc

6 жыл бұрын

Just type in 'Britons hardest prisoner' and you will get the whole video in far better quality

Where's the rest of it... Want to watch it now.

@salvadormarley

5 жыл бұрын

Search here for paul sykes at large

Paul's book 'Sweet Agony' actually won an award. {Arthur Koestler Literary Award}

@RonWylie-gk5lc

6 жыл бұрын

The prize was £15! did you not see that on the video??. Like everything in this wonderful video it is perfect! I bet he threatened that assistant Governor to say he was brighter than the men who locked him up

Reminds me of Yozza Hughes off boys from the black stuff.

Thanks. But where is the rest of it? He stopped mid sentence.

Look at Dennis! Wow!

Vic and bob should do this as a sketch😂

@JesusChristisfake

3 жыл бұрын

They did

just read the book Sweet Agony. A good book too. Sleep well Paul. RIP Pal.

@thewhiteraja9537

9 жыл бұрын

Was He Fucked Up By His Dad ?

@SAIGONDISCO

9 жыл бұрын

Sleep well? the coward bully was use to rape boys when inside.

@chrishale7910

9 жыл бұрын

Where did u get the book from

@Tashyboy15

9 жыл бұрын

Chris Hale had it given Chris. Don't know if its still available commercially

@chrishale7910

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Donnely ok. Id love to read it. I saw it on the Internet at about 70 pound

That desk...hahahahahaha

The fucking desk 😂😂😂😂

Think I missed this episode of "League of Gentlemen " 😂🤣😆 80p a pint 🍺 how much was a Double Scotch 🥃 😳 ? Eeeee Byyy Gummm !!

Love Dennis Flint bet he could tell a few stories that he's seen

Reminds me of something out of minder with that Dennis flint character lol

Anthony, Thanks for mentioning the book title. Will read. This guy was an inigma, without a doubt. I wouldn't deny any of the rest about him, having known a bit of the life, but a genuine character non-the -less!

@RonWylie-gk5lc

6 жыл бұрын

No that is the odd thing, no one could deny everything that is said about him, yet he is an enigma and strangely compelling, He was fucking a 15 year old and is happy to say {in sweet agony} that {and I quote "the thoughts I was havin were pure nonce", I mean I'm not an expert but that is quite self explanatory. People loved him and people hated him, no middle ground..

Threaten a grans a speciality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 mans just class

I'm sure Dennis Flint is really Vic Reeves playing one of his characters

Ronnie Farrells desk!!i knew I had seen it somewhere

Hahahahha that desk tho.......

That table 😳

New them both great guys