"You waste hours in the supermarket because you refuse to organize your coupons." Couldn't be better.

"You take your national parks for granted" LOL

@BusStopProductions.

3 жыл бұрын

That line was used later on an episode of The Simpsons

“You’ve thrown away your God given talent for dance!”

“You betrayed folk music when you went electric...”

This is too funny. A great example of the type of wacky humor that made this show so good.

Paul Shaffer is a legend!

@chasbodaniels1744

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he certainly is. Five-ish years ago, I bumped into him at an incredible Zombies show, and fan-boyed all over him. I told him he was “a god”, and he replied “no, no, the real gods are on stage tonight”.

@mervviscious

2 жыл бұрын

ahhh Did You mean to say Frank?

@marlon1171

2 жыл бұрын

@@mervviscious : ??

@merrillolen9555

2 жыл бұрын

@@mervviscious hahaha 😆

"And finally, you insist on calling me Paul even though my name is actually Frank!"

@namelessjedi2242

4 жыл бұрын

Frank “Yeah” Shaffer?

@josephgraves8818

3 жыл бұрын

I literally read this as he was saying it

Paul was one crazy cat back then. He and Dave had great chemistry.

"You giggle whenever anybody mentions the penal code."

"Homely as a slab of peat moss" is a perfect example of Lettermanarian simile humor.

Paul has crystallized my thoughts eloquently

It's amazing to see how fun late night was at that point in time.

"You betrayed folk music when you went electric"--that was funny!!

@waynej2608

2 жыл бұрын

'You used to really like Jethro Tull'.

@chasbodaniels1744

2 жыл бұрын

@Wayne J I don’t know how to take that one. Is Paul dissing Tull?

@waynej2608

2 жыл бұрын

@@chasbodaniels1744 I believe he's actually dissing on Dave, for no longer liking Tull. That's my take, anyway.

@hoshimaruhajime7933

2 жыл бұрын

@@chasbodaniels1744 it's frank

@last808

Жыл бұрын

​@@chasbodaniels1744 Could be a Bob Dylan reference. People were mad the first time he played electric guitar in concert.

Paul really did that WELL! Phrased things exactly right, timing was great. Nice Job!!!

thank you Don. These clips are amazing to see.

"Anton tells me you've been touchin' him in the elevator again!" I gotta go on a rant like this at work one of these days. Classic comedy!

I still find skinny Al Roker scary...

@barrettus

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluebear1985 respect.

“Frankly your oil paintings are amateurish”

Thanks for this Don. So good.

thanks Don! great as always. i love the segment where he called Dave out for being "fake" w/ same kinda hilarious litany of stuff highlighted by "even your tie is fake" walking to desk and snatching off clip-on.

@chasbodaniels1744

2 жыл бұрын

Clip on ties and fake glasses are the stuff of comedy gold.

@markdaniels7174

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no glass in these windows. Your tie isn’t real, it’s a clip-on. This isn’t a real camera, it’s a prop. Even the NBC Pages are fake. The only thing REAL… is Rock n’ Roll! Hit it!

Bless you! I have a wav file recording if that first rant from when it aired and I've been looking for video ever since! Much Appreciated

I have no memory of these, but they’re great - especially that first one. Bravura performance!

80s late night television was great.

"You SKIMP on the mayonnaise!!!"

I could watch this at least once a week.

Your ears, Dave, look like some kind of toaster snack gone wrong I will now say "wow, these boys are tasty" after every chip.

@MJBYouTubeNetwork

4 жыл бұрын

You gonna eat bacon and eggs if I arrange them in a smiley face? 😁😀 9:41 - 9:42

Thanks so much, I never saw that before. Love Donz.

i'll have to look around for the new fragrance "Suddenly Paul!" probably smells like Thunder Bay

@lindanicola

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluebear1985 😀

Brilliant.

You skimp on the mayonnaise! YOU SKIMP ON THE MAYONNAISE!

Al Roker!! I’m dying!! 😂

Imagine if the final episode in 2015 had another Paul rant

Paul should have his own show. I loved when he hosted when Dave had shingles.

'I'm tired of having to explain to my mom that your jokes aren't supposed to be funny!'

"A gifted writer. Well... a writer." 😂 I'm glad I knew about Dave and Charles friendship lol

I cannot stop laughing at my favourite keyboard player Paul Shaffer when just said to David which after shave are you wearing A1 sauce 😂😅

PAUL SHAFFER IS THE SECOND FUNNIEST PERSON....EVER!!!! I miss him on late night T.V He and DAVE were the greatest!!!

Love'n your Letterman collections. Request: "Remote (on location) collection" Pleeeeease. Thanks.

@dongiller

4 жыл бұрын

There were hundreds. In time.

LOL, this is Gold. I don't remember any of this.

Paul was always great when it came to going way over the top. (Actor/Singer collection another great example!)

Just for Fun and Laughs, It's The Late Night with David Letterman Show, with Mister Paul Shaffer and The World's Most Dangerous Band, Happy Fortieth Anniversary

True meaning of the expression 'EPIC RANTS'. Paul doesn't flub the longest diatribes in history. I have two requests Don. Dave's epic tie dance collection and Dave's stupid phrases, like "I'm been Hypnotized", "Run for your lives!", "Ladies and gentlemen we are very, very near the end of civilization", "Boy we're having some fun now!", " More fun than humans should be allowed", "Phone the neighbors wake the kids" and possibly a song. "Midnight and the kiddies ( kitties? ) are sleeping downstairs by the furnace...".

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, a pointless exercise.

@joadbreslin5819

3 жыл бұрын

You can get as much "midnight" as you want from Don's "Cats" collection (kzread.info/dash/bejne/hKqkk8uMZb3ehNI.html). And, as a bonus, that collection contains a few occurrences of "hypmotized", too! (By the way, it is, in fact, 'kitties'; the song is a parody of "Memory" from the musical Cats.)

"You betrayed folk music when you went electric!" I'm fucking DYING here people.

Jeezus these two are legends. I want to see these two arguing and roasting each other at a restaurant. I want Paul to roast Dave's post-retirement beard.

@ellenmurphy2150

2 жыл бұрын

Yah his beard. Um. Yah.

I’ve never seen any of these. Very funny! “… we’re having problems finding a store that’ll accept these Dave Dollars you pay us with.”

"Well it's awfully cold in here." channeling Larry David right there....

It reminds me of the rant he went on after an Alan Kalter Celebrity Interview sketch on the Late Show

@rickleblanc8900

2 жыл бұрын

That was a funny one !

when you watch Paul and Dave interact with the belief they never liked another, it is even funnier.

Dammit, Frank, Jethro Tull kicked ass!

R.I.P Tawny Kitaen

@rickleblanc8900

2 жыл бұрын

She appeared in the Whitesnake videos but I didn't know she was actually married to Coverdale.

That Al Roker guy. Gotta watch him. He'll nap us back to the middle ages if you give him half a chance.

Hey Don Giller, could we get more Paul Shaffer collections? His comedy is underrated.

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

In the In Box for now: the Bermuda collection.

Paul is the best. 🤣

Yelling rude things at the TV when John Tesh is on is NOT a personal flaw.

the first one was on my birthday, 2 years before I was born.

Funny stuff! Paul was such an integral part of that show's appeal...I don't want to hit you with too many requests, Don. But--at some point--if you could post Letterman's interview(s) with Errol Morris that would be great. Thanks!

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

Just put it up -- kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3Weq5pxpdOvfso.html

@ChrisParcellin

6 жыл бұрын

Excellent! Thanks very much!

"You're obsessed with the Glamorous Ladies Of Wrestling" LOL, that's "GLOW" for those who don't know. Which Netflix created a pseudo-biographical series about.

@MM-rr1kp

4 жыл бұрын

yea wasnt it actually Gorgeous not Glamorous though?

Should have had a show of his own.

Was there also one where Paul walks over to Dave's desk and yells "There is no glass in these windows!", to which the audience exploded with laughter?

@dongiller

9 ай бұрын

There was.

"You yell "Ahoy Their Mates!" For no reason at all"

@DadgeCity

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy there, mateys!

I forgot how big Roker used to be!

😂 "cut-rate salad dressing"!

Dave Top Ten list as delivered by Paul or Frank.

“You do not know the hell that it has been.....”

I want to find some of those Dave Dollars

Paul Shaffer he’s a funny guy

Nice dig at Grodin

"Dave dollars" lol

"I came VERY close to being a member of the Bee Gees!"

7:52 Frank's honk lol

Dave WASN'T a member of the Bee Gees! (?)

Ha! He's in love with the glamorous ladys of wrestling! I completely forgot about the G.L.O.W girls! But Paul's wrong, its the gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Still funny.🤣

It's Bizarro-world Paul!

I mailed a fan letter to Anton and all he sent back was a few Dave Dollars what an insult.

I must admit .. I love mexican aftershave also.

best sidekick in the business

Now Wait a minute!! She Had that coming!

i need transcripts!

I’m getting Larry David vibes watching this.

"PAUL SHAFFER IS THE SECOND FUNNIEST PERSON.... EVER!!! I miss on late night T.V he and DAVE were the greatest!!

This doesn't include the rant that I remember, in which Paul went behind Dave's desk and put his hands or something through the window panes to prove there was no glass in them.

@markdaniels7174

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no glass in these windows. Your tie is a clip-on. This camera isn’t real, it’s just a prop. Even the NBC Pages are fake. The only thing REAL… is rock n’ roll! Hit it!

Really funny

Interesting that everyone he mentioned between 'A tribe called Quest and the 6 year old ham radio operator has died since then. I know it was a long time ago but 3 in a row.

@mackstewart4203

2 жыл бұрын

Not all of ATCQ is dead

@richardcutts196

2 жыл бұрын

@@mackstewart4203 I said those mentioned between (meaning after, not including) ATCQ and The 6 year old ham radio operator. Actually, for all I know the 6 year old ham radio operator could be dead as well, it has been 30 years.

@mackstewart4203

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardcutts196 the radio operator would only be 36 now, probably not dead

@richardcutts196

2 жыл бұрын

@@mackstewart4203 I agree he's probably not dead. But a lot of things could happen in 30 years.

This is hilarious!! Such random shit he brings up!! 😂😂

“Rother”

If Jonny Carson had Paul they could've ruled the world

You buy cut-rate salad dressing

I looked everywhere, but couldn't find "Simply Biff" fragrances...

@dongiller

4 жыл бұрын

“Forever Biff” - February 17, 1988.

@dongiller

4 жыл бұрын

It's now up -- kzread.info/dash/bejne/po5ssNKDdLuuido.html

I would buy Dave dollars in 2019.

@g-guy0286

3 жыл бұрын

dave dollars... the new bitcoin

The first three are entirely true. And the fourth is also kinda true sometimes

Hey Paul, you cannot drink Canada drive, to prove this I have a quart of Canada Drive on shed here in Palmdale CA, by the way I am a ham radio operator kg7eoa, the. Most dangererious band alive live. You Tell Dave Hellow it's Mike

Chimbley. Hah!

@billslocum9819

6 жыл бұрын

That word comes up a bit in "Oliver Twist," which I'm reading now.

Pent up anger much????ha, ha

How about dave's obsession with Bjorn Nitmo.

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

I actually put that up around 18 months ago for a sports reporter doing a story on him. ESPN then decided they wanted to do a similar story and had the video blocked worldwide.

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

Here's the link -- kzread.info/dash/bejne/eXp3xMtxc5ech7g.html

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

Let me know if you can access it.

@southerngospel

6 жыл бұрын

Says its been blocked by NBC...

@dongiller

6 жыл бұрын

Rats. Sorry.

her name is tyler

Being a Jethro Tull fan is a black mark nobody can erase from their record.

@IsaacAllison

6 жыл бұрын

Darren Tocchet SMACK! Never say That the tull suck.

@darrentocchet288

6 жыл бұрын

Isaac Espensen lololol

@evankeal

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha, that was good.

@MM-rr1kp

4 жыл бұрын

that creep flute guy looked like a court jester with that leg thing he would do

@curtisconrad3668

3 жыл бұрын

That was the idea

OMG.

Hahahaha!! Funny sh*t!! Hahahaha!!

Gross to think I was conceived right around when part 1 happened

6:19. Al Roker should be an inspiration to those looking to lose weight!