First time I ever heard Paul swearing.

@ianbentley7276

7 жыл бұрын

i've heard him swear a good few times over the years

@ComedyLoverGirl

6 жыл бұрын

True, most of the time he seems extremely cordial and goody-good. The most goody-good of all the beatles.

@leighfoulkes7297

6 жыл бұрын

I've read a biography of Paul by one of his friends, Miles something but anyway, in his interview about Liverpool it's always "f--- this, f--- that" . I've never read so many cursing a book before.

@emptyspotlight

6 жыл бұрын

listen to big boys bickering

@MarkInLA

6 жыл бұрын

Why, because you've seen him what, 10 times in a movie, concert, on a record, on TV, radio ? You haven't hung around with the man. His friends, family and colleagues do and have..

when he said "up on the hill" i expected him to say "there was a fool"

@belial13laileb

3 жыл бұрын

me too

@charlesnichols9952

3 жыл бұрын

"head in the clouds"

@captainozone5393

2 жыл бұрын

Pearson

@DippyHippie

2 жыл бұрын

I’m deaf,no cc😢 I sure wish I knew what he was saying!

@DippyHippie

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlesnichols9952 ❤️

the 12 seconds of silence at the end are the best.

@Bebe-rn2fh

3 жыл бұрын

not sure if the people behind the camera were trying to hold their laughs or they thought his joke sucks xD

@Chilliam13

3 жыл бұрын

He told it wrong. The punch line is supposed to be " but suck just one c*ck"

@captainozone5393

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chilliam13 Paul's punchline had more lead in its pencil.

@alexanderdelacruz9249

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was the funniest part 😂

@redblade8160

Жыл бұрын

aidange2. Well, it excited you at least"

i wonder if pauil laughs at this joke for 3 straight minutes when he tells him self this

@amosurneighbourhoodmemeste556

6 жыл бұрын

john lennons bicep i know i do *wink wink*

@garrybrown6624

6 жыл бұрын

john lennons bicep ,

@bunkbeds4920

5 жыл бұрын

amos ur neighbourhood memester he definitely does

@_kydon_9620

4 жыл бұрын

Are you John's left or right one ;3

@samvalecaaguilar1807

3 жыл бұрын

i dont think ive ever seen a more wrong way to spell pol

the way he said "nohhhh" omg hahahaha

@NikkiDiddlyDoo

3 жыл бұрын

nOOO xD

@atossamasumpour6834

2 жыл бұрын

It was like the one Rachel does in friends🤍🤣🤣🤣

What did we ever do to deserve this man

@sharonabraham7958

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT AOSNSNSN

@samvalecaaguilar1807

4 жыл бұрын

Not enough I can tell you that

@SoftTangerineDreams

3 жыл бұрын

We don't

@DakotaBusCaptures

3 жыл бұрын

Win the war? Dno...either way, he’s the father of today’s music 60’s-20’s

@Laura4Cats

2 жыл бұрын

Paul as a stand-up comedian? Don't quit your day job, luv. LOL

The accent, the delivery, everything about this was a win! LOL

@chipgaasche4933

5 жыл бұрын

Except the joke...

@mychannelrocks444

2 жыл бұрын

He is half Irish.

@waynej2608

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm thinking he'd be better off leaving this sort of thing to Ringo. (-:

@politicaloutsider413

2 жыл бұрын

Joke didn't make sense.

@mychannelrocks444

2 жыл бұрын

@@politicaloutsider413 you're not Irish.

This video cured my depression.

@mr.yellowstrat3352

6 жыл бұрын

Lauren Immel lmao it's powerful enough

@alexishinshaw6270

6 жыл бұрын

wow so original and funny, how the fuck does a video cure a mental illness?

@josephhumbles140

5 жыл бұрын

Alexis Hinshaw stfu

@violaliketheinstrument

5 жыл бұрын

Alexis Hinshaw it’s just a joke. Don’t be an over dramatic, easily butthurt person.

@mikehunt5134

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexishinshaw6270 hey friend, I want you to know you are never without love and support. I LOVE you and support you, and if you ever need a friend I'm here. Rock on, and have faith in yourself. Same goes to anybody who may ever need to see this. ❤

well first I watched him teach how to make mashed potatoes now he's telling jokes.I think he is bored after accomplishing so much in his life.I'll watch no matter what cause I've always been and always will be one of his biggest fans.A real legend and a real gentleman.

@maiadonovan-ashbolt301

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAH I literally just watched the same things. what a legend

@ArchiverUnknown

6 жыл бұрын

Same too!

@buzzbuzzapple

5 жыл бұрын

Me, too!

@sabinakieras1199

4 жыл бұрын

I made the likes 420 thank me

@Lucille_McCartney73

3 жыл бұрын

This comment reminded me of Forrest Gump because it’s literally that Paul accomplished so much he doesn’t even notice anymore and the same thing happened to Forrest 🤣 I mean Forrest sounded so bored when he talked about I think the second or third time he met the president of the U.S. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Paul is the best storyteller

@HighNoonTex

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Norm MacDonald did it better

@therealpatagonianpancakes

Жыл бұрын

But do they call him Paul the Storyteller? NOOOO

@corey-bird3489

Жыл бұрын

No, I am, I don’t use mistake unnecessary profanity for wit.

@vitaminaereas

6 ай бұрын

also dave grohl

Paul's Irish accent is wonderful.

@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he’s british

@69birdboy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that was an Irish accent he did there and it was pretty good. A lot of musicians are good mimics

@charwest9449

2 жыл бұрын

Paul can do any accent, in any voice, he's an amazing mimic. He could make his voice sound like Elvis, or once I even heard him do Roy Orbison. He could make his voice sound like John too.

@Vingul

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Ireland isn't in Britain.

@Lucille_McCartney73

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he is Irish in decent. Actually, he’s only a second or third generation Liverpudlian! His great grandparents/grandparents left Ireland and moved to Scotland before settling in Liverpool, so…

The way he says “nooo” 😂😂😭

The blank stare at the end I'm crying 😂

@redblade8160

Жыл бұрын

bleh blehh Poking someone like you with a feather, would make you cry too!

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE JOKE.

@hyzercreek

6 жыл бұрын

You don't know what literally means

@thebrazilianatlantis165

6 жыл бұрын

It meant he was speaking literally, which he was.

@amangadpale9284

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke

@theperson_in_thesuit

2 жыл бұрын

@@amangadpale9284 Same. I'm not English speaker.

@jimc4839

Жыл бұрын

Funny. Norm macdonald tells a the same joke.

The way he says “Ok!” In the beginning is too cute omg

@Lucille_McCartney73

3 жыл бұрын

Also the ending oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 Paul is so awkward and funny at the same time omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"But you fuck ONE goat..." I snorted so loud omg

@greyyalmir7582

6 жыл бұрын

...sans...*illuminati music*

@daeizd

6 жыл бұрын

Tia Blue ikr😂😂😂 it was hilarious😂😂

Paul frequently likes to kid the Irish, perhaps because he's half Irish himself. His mother's maiden name was Mary Mohan. George was also half Irish, his mother's family was named "French" which, despite appearances, is an Irish surname.

@Prof.ArnonPalty

7 жыл бұрын

Ken Henderson John was Irish too.

@NuisanceMan

6 жыл бұрын

But "Jones" is Welsh!

@daeizd

6 жыл бұрын

Ken Henderson tnx

@NuisanceMan

6 жыл бұрын

Abcde No, Jones is the most common surname in Wales. It exists in England because Welsh people came into England.

@NuisanceMan

6 жыл бұрын

Abcde It's still ethnically Welsh.

Ringo is still thinking about it...

@thebrazilianatlantis165

6 жыл бұрын

Ringo's smart. George it might have taken a minute. "I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping" -- what the fuck.

@thebrazilianatlantis165

6 жыл бұрын

"like... stuff" That sounds about right.

@SergeantWolfy

5 жыл бұрын

Brazilian Atlantis i love george but damn your comment made me laugh out loud

@annajones8494

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHA

@bonoyass

4 жыл бұрын

i still dont understand this joke lol

It is literally impossible to dislike this man.

@BillPurkayastha

4 ай бұрын

I agree, but it is extremely easy to _hate_ him once you discover he supports the swastika tattooed Hitler saluting Waffen SS pride parading blueyellow ragwagging prisoner-murdering nazis in Ukraine.

I love it! He's a great storyteller...so fluid. Gets all the detail in there w/o overdoing. And his expressions at the end are so f****ing CUTE!

@MaccaLives

6 жыл бұрын

Paul used to be famous amongst his friends for his story-telling. Many school mates remember how he'd effortlessly captivate an audience with his colourful descriptions and elaborate gesticulation. Seems he never stopped doing that! He sometimes tells stories during his concerts too.

@josemeda4592

5 жыл бұрын

Brenda Hettmansberger I've noticed that; as if he was singing.

Great Irish accent. And the timing is brilliant! And the silence at end. Man Paul knows how to tell a joke!

@LaMYsteriosa87

Жыл бұрын

Irish? Try Scottish. Because Billy is from there/he has Scottish heritage. This is NOT Paul.

I have to say, for the incredible musician, the brilliant songwriter Paul McCartney is, he is also a very down to earth human being. I've been loving him for nearly 60 years. 🥰

That punchline is the best. Leaves it up to the audience to fill in the blanks. Love it!

I enjoyed his slight smile/shoulder shrugs at the end almost as much as the joke and it's delivery. As always...well done Sir.🥰

An oldie, but a goodie! (The joke, not Paul...well both actually)

@otingocni06

5 жыл бұрын

As a Beatles fan, Paul is seldom older than 28 to me.

Make one fence, and you'll not be known as a fence maker, but do what he said last, and you'll definitely be known for doing it. Double standard, it just ain't fair.

OMFG!!! I told this joke to a big group of people, and they literally fell on the floor laughing. Thanks Paul!

I didn't think I could love him any more until I saw this!

Reminder: this man was a founding member of the most influential musical acts of all time.

@sackydzNG

Ай бұрын

It was actually John Lennon who founded the Beatles, unless you're talking about Wings lol

@darthmelsie

Ай бұрын

@@sackydzNG that's probably why I said *A* founding member. Nice try, though.

Sir Paul is the man! That joke had me in tears. Naughty Knight!

Love how he says"NOO"

Where is this footage from? Is this the bonus of something or did someone just walk up to an ex Beatle and drag him into an empty room in front of a camera and say, "Tell a dirty joke" ?

@PhilipBoardman

7 жыл бұрын

From an old website around the time of the release of Memory Almost Full, where you could "ask Paul questions" (type in a question and get a pre-recorded response which was usually him saying he didn't know what you were asking)

@shred_bath_and_beyond8314

7 жыл бұрын

Okay, thank you

I saw Paul play a couple of years ago for 3 hours. He and his band were perfect. The odd thing was I never saw drink anything.....no water nothing. I love him and the the other 3 lads. They created the world we, well at least I, live in. 'To the toppermost of the poppermost' thats right Johnny.......

@henriqueerenner5741

5 ай бұрын

I saw him play in december, same thing, 81 years old, 3 hours of show and not a single time for water.

i love how after hes done telling the whole joke he keeps emphazizing the one part by holding up his finger! lol ALL HAIL SIR PAUL McCARTNEY1

Well I read this joke online many times before watching this video for the first time. This narration sounds nothing like I had imagined it but it's still funny.

That was amazing. Paul is the best haha :)

@Lucille_McCartney73

3 жыл бұрын

He really is!!!

Thanks Paul for that joke, I needed that bit of levity today.

Remember "4 of fish and finger pies"?

@MarkInLA

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong. "For a fish in (or 'and') finger pies in summer"

@jetsamperes5762

6 жыл бұрын

What makes the 'meanwhile back' line great is he doesn't sing it how it would be read in print. "For a fish and finger pie in summer. Meanwhile, back behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout..." He replaces the comma after 'meanwhile' with a period after 'back' when he sings it. For a fish and finger pie in summer meanwhile back. Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout...

That joke would've been funny if anyone had told it, but hearing Paul say it is just priceless.

The best part by far of the whole joke for me is not cutting away and just lingering on Sir Paul after he has told this joke. Well told.

this joke coming from Sir Paul is gold!

I don't know how long I've seen this video, a decade or more, but the punchline still got me.

Paul is so awesome That joke was hilarious, but the way he told it made it that much better!

Love the look he gives at the end as if to say "you just got that? lol"

Haaaa LOVE YOU Paul that was a good one.. I just want to say thank you and your 3 other mates for all the beautiful music... I lay down in my be at night and and place my head phones on and go back in time .. i laugh i cry because it brings back great memories of my love ones who are all gone now. BUT !!!! you guys change the world and i was a little girl growing up in it and today at 59 Sir Paul McCartney im still blasting the Beatles music no matter where im at ... ❤💋❤ TKY

On July 14th 2013 I saw Sir Paul in Indianapolis, and held up a sign from the 3rd row that said, "We stole your goat joke". between songs he mentioned the signs, and pointed us out because he said he didn't get it. The drummer (Abe) spoke up and took credit for it! Thrill of a life time, and the sign strategy was flawless! (in getting his attention)

I like how he keeps holding up one finger at the end, lol.

The way he just stares at the screen after he's finished has me FLOORED. 😂😂😂😂😂

THE SWITCH BETWEEN ACCENTS

I've been listening to The Beatles and watching his interviews my whole life, and this is the first time I've ever heard him swear.

@richard69287

3 жыл бұрын

You should hear him on the Howard Stern show.

@Uetti

Жыл бұрын

You should hear the song Big Boys Bickering

@thePronto

9 ай бұрын

He's from Liverpool...

@user-fu2mi1nd5l

4 ай бұрын

Man, that song is so relevant today what with all the sh&t going on@@Uetti

awesome

Rocco Tanica and Tintoria brought me here 😂

@birdigrogu

Жыл бұрын

E anche questa.... Fiuuuuuuu

@coat.thik1

Жыл бұрын

@@birdigrogu Paul McCartney ospite nella puntata 160

@birdigrogu

Жыл бұрын

​@@coat.thik1 cacare a Buckingham palace

Si, estoy acá por Berto😂

i like how he laughs at his joke at the end. He's so proud of himself.

I wish i'd be able to tell stories and jokes that well ;D usually when i try, no one understands shit im saying....

@angusyoungwannabe1897

4 жыл бұрын

same lol

That's pretty freaking funny!

McCartney is an artist....he knows it will be funnier if you complete the joke in your own mind. excellent timing and delivery....

Thanks for the chuckle Paul

Never thought I'd see the day , glad I did.

It’s great to finally hear him tell a dirty story. Even though we know he’s human and has lived an awesome life.

Oh Paul left me hanging like I was waiting for the punchlines after the goat thing 🤣🤣🤣

"Tintoria #156 Rocco Tanica" brought me here 🥲

Great joke, well delivered.

It's true. Sometimes the one and only time you do something foolish or wrong and it sticks with you forever.

The last 10 seconds is so awkward and literally made me laugh so hard.

¿Quién más ha llegado por Berto y Buenafuente?

@BibliotecadeUrokhan

9 ай бұрын

Si, efectivamente 😂

@OneyrosMoe

9 ай бұрын

Por supuesto

he’s too good for this world I love him

Oh perfect! I hadn't heard this until now...5/21/23. Love you Paul.

I died laughing at the end. Paul is hilarious! Always been, always will.

@joekeere4959

Жыл бұрын

Faul

My idea of heaven is to be in the same room with Sir Paul for as long as a joke like this could be told to me or a song sung to me.

His expression after the joke was the f*!king best part

Oh dear. Just hearing Paul say 'fuck'....and then of course the joke itself. Memorable.

Brilliant Irish accent

@user-fu2mi1nd5l

4 ай бұрын

The man of a THOUSAND VOICES strikes again

Heard this joke before from Chris Pratt on a talk show but I like the way Paul tells it. Made me laugh at a joke I’ve heard before. That’s a skilled comedian right there.

Internet gem 👍 I loved it! The Queen saw this and said, "Make this Beatle a 'Sir' immediately!"

The silence at the end. 😂

This is actually a good life lesson.

@jg8678

Жыл бұрын

That's as funny as the joke - lol

@ted.angell7609

10 ай бұрын

Pee-Wee Herman likes this 👍

My jaw dropped at the end. I was dying inside(in the good way). Did he just say what I think he said?

PAUL! GOD bless you.

Guy crazy funny..God Bless him

He's very clean isn't he.......

WHY GRANDAD

this video is older than me … love him❤️

Speaking of G.O.A.T.S.... That’s Sir Paul ❤️

not only an amazing musician, he's quite the comedian as well. lmao

That was actually funny, and he told it well. I think he may have missed his calling.

@thebrazilianatlantis165

6 жыл бұрын

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OMG 😂. Brilliant and totally understated. 👍

That ending was actually somewhat unexpected 😅

LOL LOL LOL love u Paul!

Its been days and I am still laughing my head off, especially because you wouldnt expect that from Sir Paul McCa

He is a sweetheart.

Just what I needed to hear today.....Haaa

Paul could be a comedian if he wanted to - it's all about rhythm, delivery and timing.

What makes this so funny to me is that on his cover of his album called "Ram" (pun intended, I guess), he is holding a goat by the horns as he looks at it mischievously from behind. We don't see him standing behind a mahogany bar on the cover, do we?

I have seen this video before, but I only got it now, making it even funnier.

I thought he was gonna say that he made the ”Guiness” himself, if u know what i mean

I am not going to lie... i didn't like where the joke was going, but the goat line was killer! Paul is still keeping smiles on everybody's face.

@jg8678

Жыл бұрын

Same reaction - Paul, this is not going well - great finish chap

The silence after the joke is just......

first time ive heard a swear word from SirPaul... He is the best!!!

figli di tintoria, fatevi sentire!