Foundation: “We are great full for your presence here on Earth. As a gift we’d like you to take this very “friendly” giant lizard as a symbol of our UNdying friendship.

@zaxmom2006

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say this but you said it better

@dankshark4808

2 жыл бұрын

"And this man would like to come with you, dont worry, he might be a litle shy"

@aaronramshaw7600

2 жыл бұрын

"We offer this statue to you, and believe us when we say you won't want to look away"

@waterandcereal

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh and here put on this funny mask don't mind the liquid"

@basilisk4428

2 жыл бұрын

"And this sweet old man wants to go too, He makes killer drinks"

Update: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to destroy other anomalies using reality warping SCP's while saying "Parry this you filthy casual", while we are thankful for you terminating 3003, no more.

@A_Playable_Fur

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

@tommasocesarato3831

2 жыл бұрын

Lol best comment in this section

@marcuscheng9413

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@agro.pinpineapple

2 жыл бұрын

Which story/stories is Dr. Bright from?

@user-ok4pk2mp3e

2 жыл бұрын

@@agro.pinpineapple The Immortal Dr. Bright. IDK the designation number off the top of my head, but his story is great, and he is mentioned in many other scp entries.

SCP Foundation: "This may be the GREATEST threat to all life in the universe" Foundation, this is the 7th week in a row you've contained the greatest threat to all life in the universe.

@astradrag6755

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@max00aim38

2 жыл бұрын

Dam it its Tuesday again

@bertinebourque2099

2 жыл бұрын

Monday night for the scp foundation XD 😆🤣😆

@Brock_Lee501

2 жыл бұрын

And besides, there are plenty of other things classified as, “the greatest threat the universe has ever known”.

@bertinebourque2099

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brock_Lee501 well your not wrong about that Bob

So the "humans" on this planet are "genetically identical" to us? This needs MUCH more explaining than it gets.

@08alende

2 жыл бұрын

Learn about pattern screamers. Humans used to be a hypercivilization inhabiting many planets, until a mad patter screamer nearly destroyed all humans many years ago.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@08alende What. I assume this is SCP lore but even then it is new to me

@max00aim38

2 жыл бұрын

I love how its all inter conected for example 001-05 the spiral path

@max00aim38

2 жыл бұрын

@@08alende haven't seen that one have to see that thanks

@SilverVolo

2 жыл бұрын

@@08alende what story is this? I haven't seen it before

"We have an army." "We have anomalies." Let the battle begin

@yareulb2269

2 жыл бұрын

But if earth had SCPs, they have their own scp-like creatures too. There's also probably an SCP foundation of some sorts and count us as some sort of scp, not living in hive minds and stuff

@hambourje

2 жыл бұрын

"we have an army" "we're not normal"

@spygo4513

2 жыл бұрын

@@yareulb2269 nope there planet isn't earth

@0DemonKiller0

2 жыл бұрын

@@spygo4513 they have their own version of scp foundation

@spygo4513

2 жыл бұрын

@@0DemonKiller0 that isn't said I. Acp 3003 article

SCP 3003: **exists** SCP foundation: **tosses in Devourer of the worlds,682,broken gods heart,flesh that hates,cthullu,the old man, 001,self replicating cakes, alien deer god,shy guy,chicken man and plague doctor** *"Parry this you filthy casuals"*

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed at "Parry this you filthy casuals" 😂

@-argih

2 жыл бұрын

@@AliceFlynn Or if the power of the ameba gets assimilated by scp-682

@kendal5454

2 жыл бұрын

001? Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

@MorokLeviathan

2 жыл бұрын

All the Foundation needs to do is send a God (SCP 2845 or the Devourer of Worlds for example) and they are basically done, as long as they don't come back of course. Though a much less riskier option and probably easier would be for the Foundation to use either friendly reality warping entities or friendly Gods like SCP 343, Mekhane and etc.

@ggefgtherobust4076

2 жыл бұрын

The scarlet king would HATE those guys

My favorite version of 001 is Keter Duty, where anomalies are contained or kept in check by other anomalies. In that reality, Moon Champion SCP 1233 The Lunatic has currently freed about 30% of humans on 3003 and is leading a rebellion.

@themotorcyclemasswhole

2 жыл бұрын

The Lunatic does not get enough respect ✊

@MetaSynForYourSoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@themotorcyclemasswhole AMEN! 2😆

@forgottenetremembered

Жыл бұрын

Oh? Check out Project Isorropia instead. It is horrifying.

@masongalioth4110

Жыл бұрын

I gotta see this. Now that is truly an entertaining idea

@dr.doofenshmertz

6 ай бұрын

As someone who has been sent to Keter duty I can confirm that is true. I actually recorded the moon lunatic being the one to keep 3003 in check.

Fun Fact: In the SCP-001 Proposal "Keter Duty", the original before the rewrite, it paired SCP-3003 with SCP-1233 "Lunatic" as a means to contain it. What happened is that SCP-1233 lead a large-scale rebellion against SCP-3003-2 made up of liberated SCP-3003-3 instances. It also says that the full eradication of SCP-3003-2 will be expected on 2029.

Well, that's terrifying. But also. Imagine getting 682 in on this. Like, hey bud, want a whole planet full of disgusting humans you can tear up to your heart's content?

@jadewing2050

2 жыл бұрын

That's... actually not a bad idea

@USELESSDCK

2 жыл бұрын

inb4 682 gets infected by the parasite

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@spencerc4252

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, just use 2501, its a claw arm with seemingly no limit to its range nor a limit to its ability to extert pressure on objects, they fear it could crush a sun. why not use it on the planet. you don't have to be there, there is no risk of transporting super dangerous Sentient SCPS, and case scenario, we lose the chance to reverse engineer some amazing tech

@ElNoobYT1

2 жыл бұрын

@@0gremaggie326 stop

i love how the language spoken is close to dutch, so random

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@unaihmg9352

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry there were spices there you must understand

@aangxazor5759

2 жыл бұрын

@@0gremaggie326 what is this exactly?

@danielwols

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@danielwols

2 жыл бұрын

I could probably talk to them since I'm Dutch

Sounds like the best way to deal with 3003 is to drop a world ending scp through the wormhole. A pretty fantastic scp story.

@electrobob992

2 жыл бұрын

I personally would send knowledge of where 4885 is to the people of the planet.

@astolfofansunny4047

2 жыл бұрын

@@electrobob992 hope they never find out where waldo is, there hive mind will let them all know where he is at once, and you don't wanna know where waldo is.

@oraclesight8613

Жыл бұрын

@@astolfofansunny4047 hm wiping them out with a cognito hazard now that's a brillant idea....maybe show one of them scp-096's face...they would all see his face and he will go on a never ending genocidal run across the universe XD

@randomperson7435

Жыл бұрын

173 with 096’s face taped to it to make sure

@arandomperson5649

11 ай бұрын

Nah just spam op cognitive hazards(especially 7004,would love to see how it works)

As someone who's main reason for loving the idea of aliens is the idea of learning about cool new cultures, this is one of the saddest scps. Seven thousand cultures all eradicated, and there might not even be a trace of them left.

@masongalioth4110

Жыл бұрын

In addition: a “new culture” that you DEFINITELY don’t want to make contact with

@whenyoucantfindaname

Жыл бұрын

@@masongalioth4110 i wouldnt even culture. its more like the bugs personal playground. id rather live in 3002’s world than this shit.

There's so many SCPs that could single handedly destroy their entire planet. This is not a problem with the Foundations resources

@iang7244

2 жыл бұрын

The issue is this is a civilization more advanced than Earth and the foundation. Also, I dont think there's any tales of the foundation using reality warping or XK class capable SCPs to wage war against another planet. There's alot of unknowns. If the foundation shoots first, they cannot afford to miss.

@TheManofthecross

2 жыл бұрын

or the global ocult collaition of course they would gladlly do it out right.

@vincentiormetti3048

2 жыл бұрын

maybe not if the beetles can infect scp's too

@markcrawford5810

2 жыл бұрын

Just send SC p's that are difficult to kill is killed and kill many.

@TheManofthecross

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentiormetti3048 and that's the x factor here. i can as many suspect that these bettles this baceria can't infect SPC's so thus its a perfect counter measure against the lot.

If the entire civilization is a hivemind, then just tell one of the representatives of SCP- 00 00000 00 0's existance, and you wipe out all three instances immediately, worst case scenario, it just takes a bit of time.

@TheGrind870

2 жыл бұрын

You mean 2521- AAAAAGGGHHHH

@danolantern6030

2 жыл бұрын

And Cole's dead

@barryallen2240

2 жыл бұрын

Shy guy could work

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t sound like it’s an actual hivemind, I think the term was just misused

@gmork1090

2 жыл бұрын

@@barryallen2240 Yep. He literally cannot be contained by anything until whoever saw it is dead. Its invincible skeleton can just keep going. No distance is too far so they can't even teleport to the other side of the universe to get away and the Foundation could make half their civilization see 096 by lunch time.

Plot twist: The foundation could have just said no, and the emissary would never contact earth again. Alternatively the foundation starts to show them all the horrible deadly universe ruining creatures they have locked up in the basement and scp 3000 realizes that this planet in the sticks is the only thing keeping said universe ruining thing IN their basement through the use of a habit bred out of their species, lying through their teeth

SCP Foundation: Contained god, an unkillable lizard, etc.* SCP-3003: "hello there" Also Foundation: "Hold me mom I'm scared."

Good thing the Foundation has thousands of anonymous items and creatures that are rlly good at killing creatures like humans XD.

@armandoloriananimations2828

2 жыл бұрын

Do you recognize the bodys in the water?

@MasterQueef3762

2 жыл бұрын

@@armandoloriananimations2828 I do not recognize the bodies in the water… I do not recognize the bodies in the water… I do not recognize the bodies in the water… GODDAMMIT is that Carl? Holy shit he’s drowning.

@yellow4602

2 жыл бұрын

anonymous

@ajd489

2 жыл бұрын

Just shove the statue over there and tell them to not look at it

@UNKYT-kh4bk

2 жыл бұрын

U guys are forgetting the beetles U don't want scp's on their side do u!?

idea: give them the heart of the broken God as a "gift"

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@matt-yq8td

2 жыл бұрын

Thats GENIUS

@guilhermefaleiros4892

2 жыл бұрын

Or the door to the devourer of worlds

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

@@guilhermefaleiros4892 3003: What this door for? SCP:....Portable beaches.... With some beautiful ruins..!

@guilhermefaleiros4892

2 жыл бұрын

@@gecepetangomango1190 hahahaha yes, and you can build a bug theme park there

I have a solution: Time dial. If the scp foundation could make contact with the timelord device called a time dial, it would be possible to contain the entirety of a planet inside a single point in time. However there is one hold back which would be to actually succeed in setting up the Dial device on 3003, without infection, then it is entirely possible that you could contain the entire planet without being able to let them ever know how to get out.

@gmork1090

2 жыл бұрын

The Foundation has many things they can do and the article even hints at such, but they just want to use all scientific and political means first.

@astolfofansunny4047

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmork1090 yeah as usual the Foundation is being cold not cruel, if they can't find a way to peacefully let them leave us alone, then the many SCPs being held by the Foundation on earth will handle it, just need to figure out which one will he the least threat to us afterwards. But earth is apparently so far into the country side of the universe that we are barely noticed and despite being technological inferior to most the universe, we are saving the entire universe yearly by using the limited technology for securing Containing and Protecting Humanity which has saved the entire universe many times, and they keep trying to destroy us, if they ever do, earth will fall and then the entire universe from the SCPs being contained by the Foundation to protect everything.

I think it’s time for 682 to take a hard earned vacation to space after all these termination attempts

honestly, the person who wrote this SCP must have wrote it with the idea that very little or none of the SCP's that could easily fix that little problem planet exist.

@amyli7315

2 жыл бұрын

That's right. They could just throw SCP-610, SCP-008, SCP-081 or other anomalous viruses to SCP-3003. _Problem fixed._

@spencerc4252

2 жыл бұрын

@@amyli7315 forget even that, worse case scenario, we can crush the planet with SCP 2501.

@gabrielstandke839

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they could just send in 682, 096, or 173 and have them neutralize the planet

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@adamniepowiemtego6011

2 жыл бұрын

@@amyli7315 "Have your planet aleready seen 096 face?" *"no"* "Would you LIKE TO?"

Humans: *Exist* Bugs: It's free real estate Humans: Hang on a min- *Sounds of Buzzing Intensify*

@civilizedhuman7875

2 жыл бұрын

Scp foundation : neutralize it !!!!

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@VIP-Princess

2 жыл бұрын

😖

@pipecleanermaster

2 жыл бұрын

Sad vermin god noises

@thememer3540

2 жыл бұрын

dude it is best to use some virus wich kills off the ameabes and bang empire collapses

This is one of those SCPs that are pitched as super dangerous but in context of pretty much any other SCP it just seems like the foundation forgot about the foundation.

Imagine if we're actually a very destructive jellyfish parasite, looking at other parasite thinking marce beetle as dangerous rival, and thinking we must destroying them asap before we're defeated

@countercomeback5504

Жыл бұрын

I don't get the vague hints what is a parasite jellyfish?

If SCP-3003-3 has an hivemind, if one of its members would see SCP-096, then wouldn't SCP-096 try to kill them all ? If the foundation want to use the wormhole to their advantages, SCP-096 might be a more interesting solution. This could even be a way to get rid of SCP-096.

@Brucifer2

2 жыл бұрын

Well a hivemind isnt the same as everyone having one thought process. If that were the case they wouldnt need education programs. Its a shared will, not a shared mind.

@ajcyrilldy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brucifer2 true

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it is said and I quote: "They work as one" so all knowledge is basically shared to every worker, giving them huge advantages on research. But in the end, it is still a form of telekinesis. If we would send them 096, and that 3003 represent it as a danger agaisn't the hive, would they shared a description of him? Or simply the face of the threat? We can't say for sure, but the idea could still work

@belacoak5796

2 жыл бұрын

Thay should make a tale about scp 096 killing off scp 3003-3s while screaming its head off.

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus I would be so hyped hearing about such a tale being currently on the making! You should write this in the comment sections my guy!

How about sending a selfie of a particular scp and a thermonuclear warhead to the wormhole generator. Scp-096 gets to have a field day and unless the have a second a wormhole device, they are all as good as dead. Plus free planet, if you can get there!

@discworldfan

2 жыл бұрын

well that is actually good idea.. especially the hivemind they got.. meaning only one needs to see that picture and the rest will know that picture. damn they doomed.

@garrettedwards4341

2 жыл бұрын

@@discworldfan depends on there technological capabilities

@player-0198

2 жыл бұрын

this planet could just be another place where the foundation can keep their most dangerous SCPs

@loljay3281

2 жыл бұрын

They are probably smart. They can figure out its weakness. Like how the foundation know not to see its face. This can go the same for the 682. Acid. And this could backfire as they can use them as weapon against Earth as how advanced they are

@congratulationsmerry6386

2 жыл бұрын

just say "hey we made this bio-pleasurer that pleasures you by just taking a look at this picture so dont forget to brodcast it upon the whole world! and take this statue of him to pleasure you even more! dont open the photo and container before you come home!!!"

If they're a hivemind, does that mean if just one looks at 096, they all do?

I did NOT see the who/what was behind the entire thing! Just brilliant! The SCP would make a great TV series like "Warehouse 13", but terrifying every week!

I can imagine the GOC reaction when they hear about this they would just run in bugs repellent ready

The Scarlet King must be really mad with SCP-3003. Maybe just send 682 to them? I wonder if they could kill 682 with the unified effort of everyone, hmmm...

@purplestar322

2 жыл бұрын

you know you raise a good point, either they would die, scp-682 might be infected or 682 will die

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think he can be infected... for one, to be infected the parasite need to pierce the skin, and secondly when The American ride him, 682 have not been infected by the Flesh that Hate. Finally, 682 have not only survive our barbaric attempts, but it has also survive the most dangerous SCP there is... If the planet of 3003 have nothing like the SCP's anomalies, I would say 3003 would have but only one option; sent it back to us. Risk would be that he come back with brand new abilities du to some technologies that would have been used agaisn't him that are still unknown to us

@Azzzzzzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Considering we can contain 682 reasonably well, it wouldn't be a problem for them to contain 682.

@zoharborage6609

2 жыл бұрын

@@Azzzzzzzz Agreed they have more advanced tech than the foundation.

@mailcs06

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is they would have to figure out *how* to contain 682 first. And acid tank probably isn’t the first thing they would try.

Scp 3003 just treats the universe as a GIANT bowling alley.

This sounds more like a realistic dystopia than an SCP

Hey I’m pretty sure Marce would love a Selfie of 096. My man can breath some fresh air while taking a field trip to this planet. DR. Bright would also appreciate this

@SirDankleberry

2 жыл бұрын

Since they're a hivemind this is an extremely effective method.

@fabianwesche6563

2 жыл бұрын

And show them where waldo is. Same effect as the shy guy

@whenyoucantfindaname

Жыл бұрын

@@SirDankleberry yo 2521 is a enti-

Imagine a world with people speaking a single language, following a single culture, no differences , nothing just collaborating with each other for a higher purpose. Testing children to do what they're born to do, no diseases, no laziness, Glutonny just working collectively. Lol sounds astonishing and scary at the same time

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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@TheDiazDarkness

2 жыл бұрын

@@0gremaggie326 fuck off with your spam.

@capnsteele3365

2 жыл бұрын

Best course of action is that I'd point in time a disease would mutate. It's how things work even if they try to eliminate a disease it's going to come. Because

@georgekings3413

2 жыл бұрын

Arent you supposed to be guarding the gate?

@akramgimmini8165

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

SCP-173 is the ultimate weapon to use on them. Push it through a portal, close it off and let it reign havok. Can't get infected because it is concrete and rebar. And for good measure, offload SCP-689 along with 173 lol.

This marce thingy kinda looks great

Try sending them some dangerous SCPs that can't be infected

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iayNqpd8iMXWiaQ.html

@thenicepotato8108

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe scp 682 can work

@Majormalevolence5

2 жыл бұрын

096, 173, or maybe even 008 could work

@traceswann7054

2 жыл бұрын

@@thenicepotato8108 what if you sent in agents that use that anomalous machine that makes any beverage imaginable to make scp-3003-1 poison and contaminate the water supply to kill the amoeba

@12Mantis

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps SCP-096 "The Shy Guy"?

Simple solution. Step 1: Deploy an operative in the pocket dimension of the Devourer of Worlds. Step 2: Have the parasite representative open a portal near the Devourer’s doorway. Step 3: Push the doorway through the portal. Step 4: Have the operative undo the last chain and let the Devourer do its thing.

@gmanbozdo457

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah about that.... After he devours theyr home how much time do you think IT Will pass unttil îs our turn?

@th-bk8ez

2 жыл бұрын

He will be on a distant planet, and will probably destroy the transporter as he devours the distant world. (Or we can destroy it ourselves). We’ll be fine.

@estertorres9192

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmanbozdo457 I mean the planet's 206 lightyears away,not too mention the ever expanding universe aswell as the devourer of worlds may not know how to get back here.

@gmanbozdo457

2 жыл бұрын

@@estertorres9192 its just a matter of Time until he gets to us and its safe to assume that The devaour of world can travel long distances through space

@UNKYT-kh4bk

2 жыл бұрын

U guys are forgetting the beetles U don't want scp's on their side do u!?

Scp foundation: hey 682 we got a planet you can destroy 682: go on...

Love this Scp cause of all the theories on how to beat it are brought up. Just crossing so many possibilities out and trying to mull over what would work. Anything that we were able to contain will most likely not work. Multiple scps would most likely have to be used with coordinating effects as multiple goals have to be met. 1. Their portals must be destroyed 2. All the humans must be killed 3. All the beetles must be killed 4. All the single celled organisms must be killed. I believe the portals must be destroyed first to prevent escape of any organisms after that the people and beetles need to wiped out and then finally a complete wipe of the actual organism. I feel that 009 is one of the best ways to do this. It would have to be planned out and scp members would need to be able to move around within their world to spread 009 strategically to make it impossible to contain.

I feel like the foundation isn’t accounting for the countless anomalies and allies they have access to, like does SCP 3003 have counter measures for supernatural/thaumatergic attacks? Or is it just tech and biology?

@thedivinetortoise1734

2 жыл бұрын

Realistically if the SCP foundation can do it then so can SCP 3003. Hell with their advanced tech they may be even to deal with anomalies the foundation cannot such as 682. Then the foundation has just lost a very dangerous scp that 3003 can teleport back to their world randomly at any point. And if 3003 is successful in its infection there isn't any consequence, the scp foundation will still operate.

@gmanbozdo457

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedivinetortoise1734 yeah any biologica scp îs ouț The window în this case

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmanbozdo457 Depends on what you consider biological. Just ask them to show one photo and we’ll join. Then watch as 096 rampages unstoppable.

@gmanbozdo457

2 жыл бұрын

@@cryamistellimek9184 The scp Foundation managed to contain shy Guy with human arsenal what is stopping a smarter and bigger civilization to do The same lmao

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmanbozdo457 The foundation only managed to contain 096 because it stopped rampaging due to not having anyone currently as a target. If the foundation manages to show every human in their world it’s face there is literally nothing they can do to stop it until every one of them is dead.

Wouldn't the Scarlett King have a problem with 3003 removing war and hatred?

@raptirredangel1336

2 жыл бұрын

yess

@starburstmareemperorking4482

2 жыл бұрын

Get Red King meet scp 3003 not bad idea

@hithereiexist657

2 жыл бұрын

Makes you think why the foundation has to deal with him and not them.

@dreadpool4309

2 жыл бұрын

9 9 9 9 9

@kekero540

2 жыл бұрын

Well the thing about the scarlet king is that it’s a human creation. It’s because people need strife and conflict to remain sane that it manifests. It’s a outlast against the modern world and it’s lack of meaning. Scp 3003 doesn’t suffer from this because the people have no desire for conflict. They are wholly dedicated to 3003’s spread.

Here's a solution. Send millions of drones to project a photo of SCP-096. At first I thought of SCP-682 but the lizard might use the hive to control them all and send then to Earth instead. So, SCP-096 will do.

This is one of the coolest

Wait they have a hive mind of sorts so if we throw 1 picture of 096 at them does it mean they all die

@Cha0li3

2 жыл бұрын

Wait thats genius

@curvingfyre6810

2 жыл бұрын

YES, THAT IS BRILLIANT, even better than making hte ultimate zombie from the various plague SCPs. no tech, no distance, no disease, no number of targets can stop him.

@rockey5508

2 жыл бұрын

They might kill SCP-096 but if not then it's a win-win situation.

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

@@zappyapp They are pretty advanced, but they're working like a hive. There is technically no reason to keep a large amount of military ressources on their home planet since... Well.. Hivemind=No war. +, they technically don't attack other planets either... they're only sharing their "passion" with but only one diplomath. Finally, the only thing that been able to weakened 096 was to spent hours and hours of torture in the same cells than 176. But that only possible when 096 is not on rampage, when on rampage even the current technologie AND knowledge of the fondation is not able to stop the shy guy. If any of the hosts of 3003 have the badluck to see the face of 096... Break time over

@shadowsa2b

2 жыл бұрын

Its not an actual shared consciousness or shared senses or memories. Just shared single minded purposefulness of a common objective: propagate the infection

"We are Borg. Resistance is futile." This also reminds me of the Ori from Stargate sg1. All I will say is that diversity can and should always win as long as we are capable and willing to learn from it.

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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@capnsteele3365

2 жыл бұрын

Also life forms on Earth can mutate I don't know if they actually mutated on their planet but they can here

@akramgimmini8165

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kathrynwolfe2231

2 жыл бұрын

"You keep what you kill."

@arash2236

2 жыл бұрын

Le resistance!

SCP 3003: Threatens our world Moon Champion: Right, time to end the careers of an entire planet

I think the key to neutralizing this one is to drop SCP-2317 in through the portal and just burry it somewhere. Then, when the devourer breaks through, use a nuclear weapon to destroy the portal and that planet is done for it. Even if they weren’t entirely destroyed, they would’ve been send back millions of years and they might never be able to reach their former status again. The planet is several light years from earth, so the devourer coming to earth isn’t a worry at all. I think it’s a good idea, wiping out a potential doomsday scp while taking care of an inevitable doomsday scp.

*_The amount of deja vu I get from this about the book called "The Giver" is unreal_*

@kyjohns8271

2 жыл бұрын

They made a decent movie out of this book back in the 80s. Nope nm. That was the Guyver. Doh!

@keels829

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking!

@Meowmeowmeow69420

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Foundation: This is our best doctor, he has willingly offered his services! 3003 Inhabitants: Er- but um, why does he look like a humanoid crow? (hint: It's Scp 049)

@geethadevibhavani9104

2 жыл бұрын

Eeettz a tradiçion, mon ami..... Btw, youre sick

@tty23

2 жыл бұрын

Pestilence

@arafe.1012

2 жыл бұрын

The Pestilence levels on this planet is outrageous (Accidentally makes a zombie army)

@eunhogarcia5293

2 жыл бұрын

@@arafe.1012 Not again >:(

@leonides1527

2 жыл бұрын

Foundation: sooo 49... See this planet? *it's been heavily infested with the pestilence* 049: *WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE!?! WHEN DO I GO!?!?*

people say that we need to drop keter tier scps on that planet but do they realize that in order to do so there is a lot of preparation and effort that can't be so easily hidden away especially if we consider the part where the bacteria actually turns out to know everything and what we are up to, which was not included in the video

682 could adapt an immunity to the bugs, plus it is basically immortal! Or 096, send a letter to a member of the 3003 and boom, shy guy is there. 049 could be tricked into thinking it is the pestilence?

Idea: send the heart of mechane And chuthulu to start cult wars on that planet and when chaos ensues send the flesh that hates

@UNKYT-kh4bk

2 жыл бұрын

U guys are forgetting the beetles U don't want scp's on their side do u!?

@UNKYT-kh4bk

2 жыл бұрын

@Pikfan21 Oh But then how are they making wormholes and going to aliens to make them a part of the beetle empire And also people are saying they might also have scp's which is not possible as they are like us but their world is not ours So nope for both

@enklavegeneral9077

2 жыл бұрын

@@UNKYT-kh4bk 009. Throw that in the ocean and bye bye

I'm curious what scp-049 would think of this otherworldly species, and if it contains the pestilence.

Whoever is writing these stories is blowing my mind

Foundation: "Here have this pic of our hero. We look upon his face when we feel the need for answers to our problems." Hands over a pic of shy guy.

SCP 3003: I am unstoppable you will lose. Every other SCP in existence: Am I a joke to you? I would be more than happy to show you just how funny I can be. (Evil Grin)

@anthonyrodriguez8788

2 жыл бұрын

*Mind Controls SCP's* Earth:....fuck

Corona: finally a worthy apponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!

3:36 the old man : (spills coffee) The man : (smoothly slid PC to the left) Old man : [wait what that was quick]

Any kind of hive mind would be pretty easy to deal with if exposed to a lethal cognito hazard so I doubt 3003 would actually prove very threatening.

You know this is the perfect time to use 682 send him into the portal and let him destroy it or maybe unleashed 610 upon them

@adamniepowiemtego6011

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile: 096+Photo.

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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@cyrussnow6060

2 жыл бұрын

Their technology FAR exceeds ours. Odds are they’ll either assimilate 682 or have no problem containing it

@trickymander

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrussnow6060 contain maybe but you know 682 would easily adapt to the ameboa

@spygo4513

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrussnow6060 they don't even know what these anomalies would be shy guy would be enough He will completely rip out the planet or the indestructible scp 173 or the other statue that goes on top of the person it kills

I’m am very scared of these “humans”

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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@man95ster

2 жыл бұрын

I am very scared of your "pfp"

@civilizedhuman7875

2 жыл бұрын

@@man95sterI had another pfp , it was more terrifying.

@unapersona8352

2 жыл бұрын

@@civilizedhuman7875 your trades are way more scary

@normicartagena27

2 жыл бұрын

erherr

Man,if the foundation was actually smart they would think of using the deadliest XK class apocalypse causing SCPs. The foundation has more than enough SCPs for that

One of my favorite SCPs

It's kind of interesting to hear about a parasite that actually improves a human's logical thought process and movements, rather than, I don't know, eating their flesh or something.

@adeadchannel4129

2 жыл бұрын

Its more of a symbiotic relationship

@whenyoucantfindaname

Жыл бұрын

3002

I mean it would go against the foundation ideals but something like The Flesh That Hates might eradicate that whole planet, even if they are more advanced it would be an enemy unknown to them. There are other SCPs that could deal with them too, a lot of dangerous one too The Deer, The Song of Genesis etc

@SixEn8

2 жыл бұрын

0o0o0,making SCP fight,but what if 610 was mutated because 3003?

@rogueascendant6611

2 жыл бұрын

The writer of this SCP is both smart and stupid. Nerfing the Foundation that much? Oh please, a technological advanced society controlled by parasite are the least problem that the SCP Foundation dealt every day. The author must really think there's no way that the Foundation have countermeasures against this parasites. Or the readers easily fooled by this. There's a lot of SCPs from the Foundation that could destroy this parasitic world. Even a Reality-Warping tech is enough to even caused to erased that damn planet.

@catalin2766

2 жыл бұрын

@@rogueascendant6611 Well said

@sneed457

2 жыл бұрын

The Foundation no longer has a copy of the Song of Genesis

@Sienisota

2 жыл бұрын

I don't see foundation finding a way to stuff the Deer through a portal. And am not sure, but wasn't song of Genesis stolen and destroyed by the serpent's hand? But flesh that hates? Maybe🤔 Aren't there also couple of anomalous diseases?

3003: We have infection. Foundation: We have a stupidly overpowered death lizard and God.

"These humans have evolved to be far more united than humans on Earth" Aight then let's, bring Marce here

Send sky guy 096 to their Planet as a gift and watch the XK from a safe distance

This one was very cool. I love the depth of SCP writing, so many would make great films on their own or collectively. Not by Hollywood, mind you. *No.* 😄

I have an idea . Convince SCP-353 to modify a giant virus to specifically kill the marce

Tbh I would be fine with this, cant hate each other if everyone is the exact same :D

YES! I was waiting for a video on this SCP! The early series 4 SCPs are some of my favorite.

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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I really enjoy the way you narrate about SCPs. I especially enjoy each time I see an SCP you haven't covered yet.

Give them 682 as a gift, and wait for it to inevitably return

Simple solution, since they would likely believe most reasonable BS, just give them a data file with a video encoded to be playable into their worldwide internet and have them broadcast the peace video of the SCP wanting to join them willingly... Then have 1 frame and have a picture of the Shy guy, around 95%+ of their population would be dead within the month the rest would be dead shortly after since they wouldn't know right away that the source of the unkillable monster is the video they saw. As they try to find out what is going on the SCP foundation can just go in and deal with the last 5% or so without much difficulty.

This is terrifying, because it could actually happens. The cordycep ant fungus modified for humans. I like how the story was long so it is complete keep the good work 👍

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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@crypto8989

2 жыл бұрын

The last of us cough cough

@CMB64LOVER

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't the foundation just drop 096 of at their world

@pollolabs6126

2 жыл бұрын

@@CMB64LOVER yeah probably

@pollolabs6126

2 жыл бұрын

@@CMB64LOVER idk why they said the scp foundation is weak when he can sent SO many dangerous scp to there planet

Just bring anything that can lead to an XK class scenario to them, telling them it's a gift and letting whatever SCP it is do its job

@Paulito2026

2 жыл бұрын

Like the shy guy. The viewers of its face will make it attack them and then more will see it afterwards

@whenyoucantfindaname

Жыл бұрын

@@Paulito2026 you chump some poor astronomer is gonna get literally fucked by 096

Give scp 3280 after the storm to one of the representatives as a drink, the representative goes back and spreads the scp everywhere

Toss SCP-505 into their water, they'll all be dead within days and we here don't lose anything too valuable.

*How to solve the SCP-3003 problem* Step 1: 3003 Representative asks for immediate surrender. Step 2: Foundation "agrees" by handing over an envelope and a large crate to take back. Step 3: Representative goes home and opens envelope to see picture of SCP-096. Step 4: Shy Guy pops out of crate, destroys the world of 3003 Step 5: Profit

@redmask5735

2 жыл бұрын

Step 1, put scp 173

@oof4077

2 жыл бұрын

And if a war even happens we can just yeet some dangerous SCPs at them. Some of them don’t make sense so they will be puzzled on how to contain or kill them. So they might wind up getting destroyed.

Very unique subtitles this time around ;) I'm always grateful for the great subtitles that get added at the same time these videos are uploaded! It makes them much easier to understand without repeating parts, and sometimes they even correct mistakes that the narrator made. But this time it's kind of trippy, because more often than not the subtitles barely match -- like anime subtitles that were made independently of the dub 😁

Step one: take parasite representative to the waldo room. Because they are a hive mind, they all know where waldo is. Step two: wait as waldo sequentially eliminates the whole populous.

nice

Its this just Kepler 2B the closest habitable planet to earth but annomilus

@AlienBemular

2 жыл бұрын

This is ego the living planet from marvel.

@Try-hard-emily

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlienBemular yeah i guess your right

@melkboi8306

2 жыл бұрын

Did you mean anomalous?

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046

2 жыл бұрын

The foundation should send a virus that can kill all the marce and the humans

@AlienBemular

2 жыл бұрын

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 no no no they shpuld blow up the surface of the planet doom eternal style.

SCP-3003: *exist The Foundation: yeah but what if we throw every SCP that is capable of killing into that wormhole

@cyrussnow6060

2 жыл бұрын

SCP-3003: You with your technology have been able to contain it. We have technology far greater to yours. Now I ask, what do you think WE could do with a weapon like that?

@abcabc-uv6ce

2 жыл бұрын

They have more than 1 planet under their control (maybe even back up colonies hidden on moons or asteroids). If one planet get destroyed they would sent a message to the others or the others would investigate what happen and maybe attack earth afterwards.

@gecepetangomango1190

2 жыл бұрын

Send something that even our current technologies is not able to contain, that is fatal to them but not for us, and that can be easily be conceal. A picture of 096. Place the picture somewhere, we don't know nothing about it, they see it, hivemind, boom. Doomed. Because even the SCP fondation current technologies AND knowledge of SCP's, can't handle 096 when he's face have been seen. Approaching him become impossible since everyone a target, and no break time to find a place to contain him. Would still have the problem with the other colonies, but again... "Not our fault, we don't know what could've possibly caused you this."

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrussnow6060 can't contain the flesh that hates for long.

Send them a gift. A large metal box and an envelope. Tell them to open the envelope and broadcast it to the entire planet when they return home. Once they get back, they'll open it and find a picture of SCP-096. I'm sure he'll be happy to introduce himself to everyone.

682, the shy guy, the sculpture. Toss them through the portal and wait

@lyxacii

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that and the statue thing that kills you when you look at it and teleports on the body. I forgot what it's called

"To show our appreciation to you, we'd like to give you this massive wooden lizard as a gift."

*BECOME ONE OF US. BECOME ONE OF US.* - SCP-3003, probably

@civilizedhuman7875

2 жыл бұрын

ONE OF US ,ONE OF US , ONE OF US.

@0gremaggie326

2 жыл бұрын

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It sounds great

Just convince them that speaking about SCP-2521 is good thing and everyone on their planet should do it. Im going to Brazil now, am I?

Good thing we rely on the Foundation to deal with that one. Just find some scp or make some tech that can turn off their teleporters, then throw the Keter catalog at them. Maybe you'll even be able to leave some of the scp's over there and get rid of even more problems.

This sounds like an infinitely better version of the movie/book Host

Holy crap. I've been watching Stargate SG-1 and this lately. Seems like I found an overlapping! And it's terrifying.

I’m just imagining using that wormhole to send as many hostile SCPs into that wormhole, closing the Portal, and having them all just wreck shit on the other side. Imagine: Dr. Bright: “We got you guys a few presents.” 682: *ROAR* 059: “ALL IN NEED OF CURE!” 096: *Tears through all of the people that see it’s face*

Imagine if doom guy from doom / eternal was an scp. Call him the scp slayer

fun fact: this is the only planet that banned all music genre except THE BEATLES i mean who could not love the beatles album anyway

@jamesminton5611

2 жыл бұрын

They are Beatles songs make sense

@shaylethorne2387

2 жыл бұрын

*GROAN* dad jokes! My only weakness!

Foundation personnel: Let's send SCP-682 over to that planet and call it a day

Neat