“You’re not that busy. So, just tell us if you’re f***ing coming” 😂😂Relatable content.

@carmen0075

7 ай бұрын

Lol

@connorwilliams5785

7 ай бұрын

I'mma keep'em guessin'

@AidynGmng

7 ай бұрын

Lamo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@pechaa

6 ай бұрын

@@connorwilliams5785 "Hah!"

@igorschmidlapp6987

6 ай бұрын

I always tell my dates when I'm f****ing coming... I mean, it's only fair... ;-P

Love how most things still included paper 😂😂😂

@girlyghoul

6 ай бұрын

The wild dogs at least appear to be paperless!

@eileen_a_b

6 ай бұрын

I am watching thinking, you say paperless, but there's paper!!! 😂😂😂

@rareblues78daddy

6 ай бұрын

Yeah... turns out millennials can't write jokes.

@emu314159

6 ай бұрын

They should strike the concept of paperless entirely. NO ONE is ever going to adopt it. Bow down to your printer overlords! Seriously though, I have one bill that actually gets emailed to me as a pdf. Every. Single. Other one just sends me a notification and a login link. Here, asshole, there's a bill out there, fetch!

@sxc7566

6 ай бұрын

@@rareblues78daddyYou ok?

Heidi's voice is amazing. So peppy. Also, brick through the window while their children are sleeping?! 😂

@princellasmith7562

7 ай бұрын

I hollered at that brick!! 🤣

I love how Michael Longfellow still wasn’t motivated enough to respond even after receiving several severed fingers

@canaisyoung3601

7 ай бұрын

And that Marcello Hernandez just said "Wow. Respect" when his car blows up. And something about JAJ's character saying that he can't comes because of RSV and how the world has gotten so depressing that celebrating anything cheerful is not an option feels very real. Like I may have seen/read comments like that before...

@pushingthroughthepaperthin9616

5 ай бұрын

One of them had a wedding ring on it. Was that his wife, or somebody else's?

Okay, but that brick wasn't exactly "paperless." They'll get my money once they start engraving their bricks.

Calling everything paperless is what’s killing me 😂😂😂

Best sketch of the show right here. "Paperless their car blows up" ROFL

@karenguittar8416

6 ай бұрын

I wondered how they would know that their car blowing up was connected to the invite, though? Maybe they are an a$$ about everything, and ANYONE could have done that.

@Snardbafulator

4 ай бұрын

Woah ... respect.

“We can do this the easy way, or we can destroy you!” Has so much meme potential

Should be a thing in the wedding industry

@nnn248nnn

7 ай бұрын

As a vendor, this was my immediate thought, too. xD (SADLY... lol)

@liizzset

7 ай бұрын

Except for the wild dogs, I agree.

@___beyondhorizon4664

7 ай бұрын

Especially destination weddings

@meganchambers8108

6 ай бұрын

When she cheerily said "Just tell us if you're fkn coming" I definitely thought of planning my wedding lol!

@CaptHayfever

6 ай бұрын

Especially if your reception venue has a guest limit & there's other people you actually *want* to invite who you could call if your obligatory-family-diplomacy invites would just freaking respond that they're not coming instead of ghosting you.

Did anyone else find it odd that "Paperless Brick" came with a piece of paper?

@blackguyofthesouth2161

7 ай бұрын

Yea, same with "Paperless" horse head

@saoirsevicteoiria2759

7 ай бұрын

I thought they should have carried the theme through with the wild dogs.

@depalma13

7 ай бұрын

For those who make snide comments about paper being used by Paperless Posts, Paperless Posts will arrange a private viewing of the bottom of the Hudson River for you.

@raradis

7 ай бұрын

@@depalma13 oook.. nothing to see/say here.. thanks! :)

@raradis

7 ай бұрын

yup, indeed for the "paperless brick" option I was expecting something like Moses' tablets to fly around the set ..

This is definitely one of Heidi Gardner’s best performances.

@jameschan9634

7 ай бұрын

Heidi did great, I just think the material was lacking.

@stuwest3653

7 ай бұрын

No, it isn't.

@harijotkhalsa9496

6 ай бұрын

@@stuwest3653 Right! This was pretty vanilla compared to her exasperated wife sketches.

@tnylilrobot

6 ай бұрын

This has to be a bot. No person with a working brain would possibly say that. She did nothing but read some lines

@blurkid33

6 ай бұрын

It was fine.

Paperless wild dogs should really be a thing for so many things in life

@SBayrd

7 ай бұрын

My freedom is being infringed because my congresspeople don't make this available as an option to communicate with them. I'm being silenced!!!!

@princellasmith7562

7 ай бұрын

🤣

@toshiamiyumi2604

7 ай бұрын

skill issue@@SBayrd

This needs to be a thing in the wedding industry 😂

Most of those alternatives included paper 😂😉❣️

@zesty9815

7 ай бұрын

They could've started small with Paperless Paper Cuts.

But when a brick flies through your window and your children are asleep upstairs you respond quickly 😂😂

I like how it's paperless brick and horse head but they have paper notes attached to them.

@depalma13

7 ай бұрын

That's not paper notes attached to them. You didn't see any paper notes at all. Capeesh.

I love Heidi Gardner lol I want to see some sketches where she's acting like the characters she's played on weekend update!

@rantman4521

7 ай бұрын

The boxers girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣

@kidkong637

7 ай бұрын

Copy that!

@djguapo

7 ай бұрын

It’s been a while since we heard from Bailey Gismert at the movies!

@MikeChatman

7 ай бұрын

That's one of my favorite sketches! 😂😂@@rantman4521

@alexcstasy

6 ай бұрын

“ I’m taking the kids, and I’m going to my sistas”

00:32 "Sometimes people need a gentle nudge to respond!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Because it's easy to ignore an email! Or even 3 desperate follow up emails!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

His scream. Just perfect.

As someone who used paperless post for my wedding invitations, this is too real for me

@rareblues78daddy

6 ай бұрын

Oh... so you're _that_ asshole. You, yourself, are the joke. Too real, bae!

@abduljah9355

6 ай бұрын

Wait, paperless post is real??

@Mr_Starkitty

5 ай бұрын

@@abduljah9355yup! Just looked it up. I don’t think they have all these feature in real life tho…I hope not at least 🫢

Heidi Gardner is amazing! 🙌

I love Heidi lmao

This makes me feel old because I remember when e-vites first became popular lol

“I’m gonna keep em guessing.” I thought I was the only one who did that 😂

I'll admit, I was a little disappointed that the paperless sniper I was waiting for never showed up but still, good effort. xD

Paperless brick 😂 They really did their worst on this one

@DavidMichaelCommer

7 ай бұрын

And it has a piece of paper rubberbanded to it! False advertising!

@UrbanHiker317

7 ай бұрын

I almost spit my coffee with this one. I was not ready. 😂😂😂🧱

Two “Godfather” references in one sketch-so good!

@jeremylahr7034

7 ай бұрын

Glad someone else recognized them haha

"Wild dogs" meanwhile they're so excited to be working, their tails won't stop wagging hehe cute

@HootOwl513

7 ай бұрын

Those German Sherperd Dogs look familiar. Could they be Jade, Jasper and Jet, Canadian KZread dog stars? Those three certainly know how to play for the camera.

@Tao_Tology

7 ай бұрын

They just love getting people to reply.

I was losing it with laughter from “brick through the window” on! Great timeless sketch! Heidi’s delivery of bland infomercial inflection was pitch perfect as the scenes got nuttier and nuttier!

THE BRICK IS NOT PAPERLESS! THIS COMPANY IS A SHAM!

Heidi ,and punkie are fantastic in this they are hilarious 😂 .

@jg2722

7 ай бұрын

*Heidi is hilarious

I like how half the things have paper attached to them

Omg, im dying. The brick was the best 😭🤣🤣

The severed fingers in the key bowl, lol

Thank you so much for sharing more cut pieces. This was very good. Enjoyed Heidi's anchoring role and the reactions from everyone else - JAJ was hilarious with those screams.

“we can do this the easy way or we can destroy you” 😊

1:48 Mr. Burns: Release the hounds.

I love how so many people are commenting about the brick not being “paperless”. Well, neither was the horse head. That’s what makes the skit even funnier IMO.

Seriously! There are people who open it and make you wait. Just tell me already 😂

I like that he was the only one to show up

excellent use of heidi's soothing announcer voice

Even dressed in business casual, Heidi still glows

@ontheruntonowhere

7 ай бұрын

Put that thing away

The paperless brick still had a paper note lol 😂😂

Nice sketch, love the absurdism 😂

I want to use this Service if I ever have a party ❤ 😂🤣😂

Paperless brick?? That was the most papered brick I’ve ever seen.

We sent our wedding invites through Paperless Post and this is so relatable😂

I love how the brick isn't even paperless

Whoever wrote this deserves a raise. 😂😂😂😂

lol the brick message could start with, "Hello, I hope this brick finds you well".

I always love the xmas episodes. This one wasnt a disappointment

That horse’s head really sent a message 😳😱🐴

Yes this is the needed service to revitalize postal service back!!!!

@sachmo0196

7 ай бұрын

The "Postal Bick", just to tell you..."You don't have mail yet!", so you don't have to keep checking your mail box (so thoughtful).

“…Respect” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Paperless Brick.....genius. I lost it 🤣😂🤣😂 But then there was paperless severed finger omg 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣.

Paperless wild dog was the best part of this sketch for me that was so funny.

@coleengoodell7523

7 ай бұрын

I've been a Grinch this year with everything going on with the world and got a paperless, wild puppy delivered to my door. Looked just like Max from the original cartoon, How the Grinch stole Christmas. Max, which he earned, pretty much took over my apartment and his puppy exuberance was probably why someone gave him the boot in the first place. I spent a day and a half trying to find a rescue to rescue me from him. As I was sleeping, thinking we had the ground rules worked out the day before and during the night. He woke with a vim and vigor long before I was ready to wake with anything and pushed him off me, told him to go lay down and went back to sleep. "Get off of me Max!' So he proceeded to redecorate my apartment for Christmas. About an hour later I woke up to a disaster area of puppy fun while the Grinch is sleeping, before I had my coffee, not delighted to say the least. OUT! Of course he was remorseful and had no intention of leaving the spoiledness he had been indulged in, now stalking me from outside. Max! sent me running to fetch my Sedative! Thank God an Angel named Abby from a local rescue showed up in all her shinning glory upon my last nerve. Finally! She was thrilled with Max, Max was thrilled with her and I was happy to be rid of him, less lots of pictures of his adorableness with a Santa hat to play with.

Idk whos writing these sketches for the new season but all the skits are gold!!

@TheLordOfNothing

4 ай бұрын

That aged well.

Wait a tick...you said it was a "paperless" brick.

heidi is hilarious i love her

Thanks SNL. That was laugh out loud funny.

Those dogs were just looking for treats. They did nothing wrong.

Love the ending. Go USPS!!!

@rainbomg

7 ай бұрын

Hell yeah. I unironically love USPS!

They should have added a bundle or package and it will be called Paperless Pablo Escobar bundle😂😂😂

Every "paperless" item u mentioned (up until the horses head) had a PAPER NOTE ATTACHED! So how the f is that PAPERLESS?

"Release the hounds!" - M. Burns

Paperless brick was hilarious

I feel that this is a secuel to the bridesmaids documentary 💍💍💍

This devolved so quickly, I love it 😂

I guess the audience didn't like the severed finger joke.

Hate to break it you but it’s easy to ignore a physics invite too. The hardest to ignore is when a person invites you face to face 😅

02:13 Paperless Post is the sudo of emails. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That….escalated quickly.

The smile after “Or we can destroy you” 😂😂 Heidi is amazing

I love this!

This is a public service and I commend SNL for it.

Is there an SNL playlist that includes all the Cut for Time sketches?

Actually, the paperless brick has a paper note on it :-D

You can't call it paperless brick if you attached a paper to it 😂

😂 Hysterical!

I can’t believe this was cut!!!!!! It’s hilarious!!!!!!!

Paper less brick but came with paper lol

I love Heidi lol 😂

Paperless brick and paperless horse's head both have pieces of paper on them. I demand my money back, paper money!

@waltonsimons12

7 ай бұрын

But the brick and the horse's head were not themselves made out of paper, so the name is technically accurate.

A physical invite “it got lost in the mail”

The dude with the collection of separate fingers is absolutely a sociopath.

Heidi gave off “Kristen Schaal’s normal sister” vibes this sketch.

Why did all the paperless bricks and horse heads have paper notes attached?

Reminded me of Stephen King's short story, "Quitters Inc".

@waltonsimons12

7 ай бұрын

That hadn't even occurred to me, but now that you point it out, I can definitely see the connection. It also kind of reminds me of "The Usual Suspects." "If you do not RSVP to the invitation within the next 72 hours, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. And your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus' nephew David. Do I make myself clear?"

The BEST USPS AD ever!

This hits home so hard. I had people RSVP to my wedding TWO DAYS before the wedding! I wish I could've set dogs on them!

At this point, might as well declare that i am dead, no more invites. I can choose to do whatever I wish on my free time, no more obligations 😅

Paperless brick, horse head and severed finger all have paper on them tho

Paperless brick has paper on it.

Finally! That was truly hilarious!!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😅

Literally just sent an evite out yesterday. 😂 Just happy they all opened it.

1:10 Somebody got an idea from some bloke in Inisherin Island huh!

"Heidi, the wild dogs are just licking James and not attacking." "Just close the door a little. It'll make it look like it was too gruesome to show."

Who’s the guy with the severed finger

@kellyc5767

2 ай бұрын

Michael Longfellow

The moment the dogs came in bro 😂😂😂

Car Explodes lol