In case anyone is curious, I looked it up & yes Charles Darwin (1809-1882) & Steve Irwin (1962-2006) did in fact own the same tortious. Harriet The Galapagos Tortoise was born in 1830, she was collected by Charles Darwin in 1835, she lived in England after Darwin died, she was later transported to Australia, & she died in the Beerwah, Australia Zoo under the ownership of Steve Irwin in 2006 at the age of 175.

@ramirezproductions0826

6 ай бұрын

Wow, thanks for the info! Learn something new day! 😊

@Jain1906

6 ай бұрын

​@@wesleytwiggs7687 It's not.

@windowbreezes

6 ай бұрын

damn, what a tortoise life

@mcrosby2013

6 ай бұрын

Remember when everybody just watched snl .fun fun times oh shit I don't have health insurance.

@steveconn

6 ай бұрын

You have much time on your hands.

“Then kill him tough guy, you won’t.” And “because it was done to me.” Really brought me back to those Bill Hader game show sketches.

@x3dfritz0

6 ай бұрын

"you wont" really sells it 🤣

@asynchronicity

6 ай бұрын

Agree….this cast is starting to catch that vibe, which is good

@deannas2778

6 ай бұрын

I had to replay that part because I couldn't stop laughing 😂

@brandonwirtz2308

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, but he doesnt have the same feeling to him the Bill Hader had. Not yet, anyways.

@chonqmonk

6 ай бұрын

@@deannas2778 Seriously?

"It's YOUR tortoise?" *"NO. It's your tortoise."* had me rolling

"Then kill him, tough guy. You won't." 😂 Longfellow is great as a game show host!

@kennybegeske8824

6 ай бұрын

I Like To See Molly Kearney Tried

@yellowblanka6058

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, he's giving Hader a run for his money in that regard.

@djshibascream

6 ай бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 NO ONE is giving Hader a run for his money EVER

@therockbottom5256

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@djshibascreamwrong. Longfellow is.

@jondunmore4268

6 ай бұрын

He's no Bill Hader. And never ever ever ever will be.

"Why did you do this to me?" "Because it was done to me" 😭

He's got young Bill Hader vibes, love the chaotic gameshow host trope!

@MatthewTheWanderer

6 ай бұрын

Yes, and they look enough alike that he could play Bill Hader's son in a skit!

@TheKrazysexykool

6 ай бұрын

He certainly does

@user-ve1bc2sj1j

6 ай бұрын

miss bill so much😢😢😢😢😢

@MoonbearStartiger

6 ай бұрын

He's the hybrid of Mulaney and Hader!!!

@MatthewTheWanderer

6 ай бұрын

@@user-ve1bc2sj1j He's awesome! But, he's hosted since he left the show and might come back someday.

"Because it was done to me" is the reason for so many of this world's problems. 😔

@ronaldschild157

6 ай бұрын

I think that line reveals something about Michael Longfellow and his relationship with his divorced parents. He's revealed in several bits referring to the fact both his parents have remarried often, resulting in a collection of stepparents.

@chonqmonk

6 ай бұрын

@@ronaldschild157 Put down the meth pipe. Eat a cheeseburger and sleep. You will thank me later...

@BooBuKittyPhuk

6 ай бұрын

​@@ronaldschild157 and evidently he was also really given a tortoise at 6 yrs old... this guy is brilliant. Love his humor

@canaisyoung3601

3 ай бұрын

​@@ronaldschild157Like Christopher Titus (if you ever see his short-lived sitcom on FOX or hear any of his stand-up, he does talk about having a dad who was married and divorced five times. I think his mom -- who was mentally ill and emotionally manipulative -- only married twice, because her second husband was shot to death by her because he beat her up over not having dinner done when he got home from work). Longfellow's parents are just a tamer version of that.

@ronaldschild157

3 ай бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 That sounds accurate - Longfellow's informed humor being a tamer version of Titus's. And I do remember Christopher Titus's show on Fox. I watched it frequently, although not every episode. Stacy Keach portrayed his dad. Titus also has a pretty active YT channel.

I enjoyed this because, yes, the Bill Hader comparisons are impossible to avoid, but Michael Longfellow adds his own personality quirks, more of an offbeat presence alongside the malevolence. The idea that he's just trying to get rid of this turtle he was forced to take as a child is a great concept.

@theultimatereductionist7592

6 ай бұрын

When Longfellow does one of his WU characters, I get more of a Norm Macdonald vibe. But, yes - doing game show host - definitely Bill Hader.

@KingoftheJuice18

6 ай бұрын

There's less malice than Hader, and more of a "I couldn't give a damn" vibe.

@mustafa1name

5 ай бұрын

At the risk of being tortuous, I have to point out that you're turtle-y wrong

@LouSpowells

5 ай бұрын

I feel like he's his own unique guy...but also, reminds me of a mixture of Norm MacDonald and Rob Lowe.

@Siders2032

5 ай бұрын

...but Bill Hader is funny...

That tortoise fact about Darwin and Irwin was actually pretty interesting.

@chelsealindsay4821

6 ай бұрын

It feels like one of the writers stumbled across that fact and thought, "I can make a sketch out of this"

@EdT.-xt6yv

6 ай бұрын

That tortoise is the entire skit and 2nd best acting,,,

@matteobeach4261

5 ай бұрын

Longfellow actually did have a turtoise at age six. He sold it when he moved to New York.

@DeathnoteBB

5 ай бұрын

@@chelsealindsay4821Probably. Working backwards is often how things are made

Emma Stone: "NOoooOOoo." Michael Longfellow: "YES." As a 5th grade teacher, this part really spoke to me.

"don't take your pick - take all three, it's three cars" was such a great line 😂 pretty sure there's nothing james can't do

@tyrant-den884

6 ай бұрын

Half expected them to be some weird money pit cars he was also trying to get rid of.

@chonqmonk

6 ай бұрын

If that's true, he should try being funny sometime.

@tae7x

6 ай бұрын

@@chonqmonk you must be great at parties

@happyzinny

6 ай бұрын

It’s free real estate!

@ChristianGiuseppe

5 ай бұрын

That was the funniest line for no reason at all

Loved how this turned out to be the one and only episode of the game show, proving that the entire purpose was to get rid of the tortoise.

Michael actually received a tortoise as a 6 year old (per his standup)!! So glad he got this standup/real life bit made into a perfect sketch!

@pcbassoon3892

6 ай бұрын

Does he still have the tortoise?

@acehangman617

6 ай бұрын

@@pcbassoon3892 Nope, it's Jenn's...err... Emma's tortoise now.

@shayneisbored7455

5 ай бұрын

no, he had to give it away when he moved to new york for snl. speedy is in a new family though! michael posted a picture of him on his instagram story after this sketch

@Emilia923

5 ай бұрын

Knowing that makes this funnier

@heath2694

5 ай бұрын

Was it the actual original speedy who made a cameo in this sketch though? That is the question!

I love how verbally aggressive Michael got 😂

I'll add to the kudos for Michael killing it as the host, but can I add how James absolutely NAILED the speech pattern of the typical game show announcer? Not surprising given his voice talent, but the cadence of each announcement - the loud and long first line followed by the fast talking description, then ending quickly.....I felt like I was home sick from school watching CBS daytime game shows. :)

@obcl8569

6 ай бұрын

SAME! It was weirdly, specifically, precisely accurate 😁

@junghunt8645

6 ай бұрын

Big Double Dare or Legends of the Hidden Temple vibes

@kengeorgejones6855

6 ай бұрын

I loved this. Brought back so many memories, especially the overly intense joviality. The best part was "THREE CARS!!!"

@metallicamadsam

6 ай бұрын

Yeah he nailed it, really perfect. As good as will Ferrell or bill hader

@Kriistofor

6 ай бұрын

tis a good setup for these 2

This skit exists purely to show off James' amazing announcer impression and I am here for it

@canaisyoung3601

6 ай бұрын

And to try and make Michael Longfellow the next Bill Hader-style game show host and because Lorne asked the local zoo for a tortoise to rent out for a sketch and they said yes. SNL apparently doesn't believe in that old saying of never working with children or animals because they've had both in the near-50 years the show's been on the air.

@farhanzafar6129

6 ай бұрын

No it doesn't. He's ripping off Bill Hader's style but can't seem to pull it off.

@martinstuvland8620

6 ай бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 Longfellow is his own guy. And tbh quite good at it. One of the better actors on snl atm.

@martinstuvland8620

6 ай бұрын

@@farhanzafar6129 I'm a big fan of Hader. And even though his take is a classic. Bill Hader doesn't have a trademark on the "stereotypical announcer guy". James is doing a good job at it. But if you still want to keep comparing, go ahead.

@helenmorgan7767

6 ай бұрын

I liked the wiggly lady displaying the prize. She is hilarious!

-"They live for a 190 years!?" -"Maybe more. Everyone who studies them die before they do." Honestly,that is some great writing and deserved a bigger laugh. Longfellow is quickly making his mark,his groundhog was perfection.

That fact about Steve Irwin owning Darwin's tortoise is true. 🐢💯+

@andrewodell4021

6 ай бұрын

What are the odds on that AND also having the same color penis?

“3 cars.” Hahahahahaha!

@blakerice6238

5 ай бұрын

Those 3 cars as a prize for the sketch used from Saturday Night Live are made by MAZDA.

Chloe’s hand movements behind the tortoise at 1:00 were so funny and I wish the camera was on her for longer lol

@subject_of_ymir

6 ай бұрын

I thought she was Cecily

@ellalivingston3947

6 ай бұрын

THANK YOU for saying this. She cracked me up in the smallest role

@SarahGFryer

5 ай бұрын

@@subject_of_ymirme too! She reminds me of her so much

@johnf4085

4 ай бұрын

She's got some legs on her, damn

@amandahallman1091

2 ай бұрын

And then at 2:00 Molly comes out like the animal handler lol

Emma stone and Melissa McCarthy are some of my favorite hosts when they’re in because they act so genuine and give a 110% in acting being serious/not breaking character. Even if the sketch itself isn’t funny the good acting is always entertaining

@Earthneedsado-over177

6 ай бұрын

Emma Stone is such a good actress she really pulls you into her character. I genuinely felt her concern about taking care of a tortoise.

@DeathnoteBB

5 ай бұрын

For real some of my favorite sketches are Melissa’s!

“I think you’re thinking of tortilla…” every line of this sketch is gold 😁😁

this is actually based on a true story from longfellow's life! he really has owned a tortise named speedy since he was six years old. he had to give it away when he joined snl, but it's fun to see that speedy made it on air.

Micheal longfellow was an instant win, and has only proven himself more!

Chloe presenting Speedy is killing me 😂😂😂 love it

This sketch is a 10/10 for me from the moment he says "Then kill him tough guy, you won't"

Michael Longfellow shines here, so cool to see them give him the characters he seems to love

Punkie when it comes to random names will never get old... As the tortoise! LOL

"No its YOUR tortoise" is how I will end arguments now.

This makes me think of how I got the family bird (a double yellow-headed amazon) that my mama got when I was 6. The bird has been picking on me and calling me names since I was little. I inherited my childhood bully.

@thisisit3333

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

"Because it was done to me" Pure gold

Michael Longfellow is a delight. The new cast members in recent years are killing it.

“NO! He’s YOUR tortoise!” That line took me out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Is it a corn or a flour tortoise?" slayed me.

Longfellow's delivery is always incredible 😂

James Austin Johnson owns whatever sketch he's in

The last line. I'm really rooting for him like I always look for him in the sketch he needs more of the spotlight :)

Absolutely brilliant sketch!! So happy to see Longfellow leading it too 😁

@Axel-ol4gp

6 ай бұрын

I agree, it has all the chops to make the highlight reel!

JAJ as the prize announcer is so underrated.

Impressive to see Michael Longfellow actually turn the gameshow host into a major character in the sketch instead of someone who just moves things along.

Perfect line read on “Then kill him, tough guy. You won’t.” 😂

the announcer voice and cadence when talking about her prizes was just flawless

For what it’s worth: The lifespan of a tortoise depends mostly on the species, genetics, and their overall health (obviously). Sulcatas live between 50-150 years. When cared for properly or when in the wild, they max out somewhere toward the middle or lower middle of that distribution.

Emma's expressions from 4:28 to 4:36 are hilarious but also such great acting.

Announcer guy is a great cast member, would love to see his abilities put to use more especially in the sarcasm arena.

“Then kill him tough guy. You won’t”😂

michael makes a great game show host and his spot on update was good too. loved seeing so much of him in the show tonight, easily one of my favorite newer cast members

Funniest game show sketch in a long time michael long fellow as a host?? About time hes perfect for this role hilarious 😂 .

I laughed so much with this skit. 😂 the contestants were quick with their comments and comebacks. 🤣

The subtitle emotional cues were really good. You could see the pain and suffering that tortoise had caused to the host 😂

Out of all the obscure facts I remembered from school, Eli Whitney inventing the cotton gin was one I never thought I'd hear again. 😂

@annaliz1981

5 ай бұрын

I have no idea why I remembered it, but I shouted it out confidently.

Owning that tortoise is like having the video cassette in 'The Ring', or the button in 'Drag Me to Hell' -- you'd better pass it on to someone else before you die!

Somehow, this sketch gave me more tortoise education than Zoboomafoo ever could

I’m telling you, dude set up a quiz show to get rid of his tortoise 😂 😂😂

I love it! Usually these game show are joke-joke-joke which is great, but it's nice to see them stick with an idea all the way through,.

My grandma lived to be 94. Guess who’s two thumbs and inherited two tortoises from her approaching their 80s? THIS GUY.

@ImahSillyGirl

5 ай бұрын

Not it!

Fun fact: Michael Longfellow was indeed gifted a tortoise named Speedy at the age of six or seven😂

@kurtuhlig2553

5 ай бұрын

Is this tortoise his tortoise that we’re talking about?

These are the Best Episode sketches by the SNL crew I've seen in a long time. And having the Darwin/Erwin turtle story be true, makes this game show an instant classic ! " so funny ! and for the boys, it'll add a couple inches" 😂😂😂

"Dohmer, Bubba, Bippy, Bappy, Dippy-Doppy the fat one dahmer glusifer...." 😂 😂 I cant.

I've had an aquatic turtle for 28 years. This sketch makes me feel seen 🐢🤣

@juliannehannes11

6 ай бұрын

My brother had his for 20yrs and gave it away because it got too big for the landlord to allow

I must say I'm digging James Austin Johnson's gameshow announcer impression.

Poor Speedy is camera-shy! Got a few chuckles out of this skit!!

@DarlingNikki2

5 ай бұрын

I wonder if that's really his tortoise Speedy or another one. Inquiring minds want to know lol!

@faceoctopus4571

5 ай бұрын

At first I was thinking the real reason was that maybe Speedy just wanted to brumate (the reptile equivalent of hibernate), but looking it up, Sulcatas do not brumate. Even so, Sulcatas are diurnal (awake in day, asleep at night), so maybe he was just regular sleepy.

"May be more. Everyone who studies them dies before they do." 🤣

"Question Quest" was a hilarious skit. It was well written and written acted. Ha ha ha keep up the good work SNL.

This sketch was such an unexpected delight!!! I wish they said who the writers were for this sketch - I would watch anything they wrote

insane premise i love it

Michael did an excellent job as the game show host. 👏👏👏

I have no idea why I’m laughing so hard at this… but I am. 😂

I hope this is a segment that is continually for the 5 time inductees. Absolute perfection

Michael is so handsome, omg ❤

@SandraWade666

6 ай бұрын

Thirst trap😊

the comedy chemistry between Emma and Michael Longfellow is electrifying- total scream!!!!

I really appreciate seeing this sketch. I love and admire tortoises. Not only are they happily slow and sedentary, they get to live long lives. I can only wish to live forever. But, also, Tortoises are seen in movies and stories as being logical and wise, Buddhist-like. When I unalive, I hope to one day reincarnate as a Tortoise.

@MatthewTheWanderer

6 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, tortoises are actually extremely mentally challenged, which somehow is one of the reasons they live so long.

@EPrimeify

6 ай бұрын

@@MatthewTheWanderer JUST LIKE ME!!

@zeuscliff9676

6 ай бұрын

You've already found your enlightenment

@BlanBonco

6 ай бұрын

Nobody knows what it's like to be them. One can dream i guess.

@jmacosta

6 ай бұрын

They'll go extinct unless we unalive ourselves en masse.

Darwin and Erwin's last names both end in "win" :)

"...locking a minor into a 190 year contract." It's funny because it's true, and a great many turtle societies and reptile rescues would LOVE to know who to thank for this amazingly accurate script. Sulcatas grow up to 70-100lbs and at about 40lbs they can go through chain link fence and dry wall. They eat like cows and crap like cows and don't hibernate. There are hundreds needing new homes, but they do best in warmer climates unless you want your basement to smell like a zoo, or you have a heated shed, garage, or stable for the winter.

Michael Longfellow *and* James Austin Johnson in a sketch, this is the future and I like it

michael longfellow got me kicking my feet and blushing

this is one of the expertly written sketch scripts. well done

This was pretty damn funny. I dont know why, but when he said "You win, 3 cars!!" I was on the floor laughing.

In light of the ridiculousness of saying that you could ever "own" a creature that can quite literally live to see you and your next of kin and _their_ next of kin die, they _looked after_ Harriet.

Fun Fact: the turtles from the movie Rocky, Cuff and Link, are still alive and owned by Sylvester Stallone. They're about halfway through their lives at around 50 years old.

@DarlingNikki2

5 ай бұрын

I read that a few years ago and it really moved me. It's awesome for him to have a tangible connection to something I'm sure he never thought would truly change his life. Just wish his dog could have lived as long but at least he bought him back.

This really was one of my favorites in a while. Good job, SNL!

Michael is great as a game show host!!

@DerekWrites

6 ай бұрын

He's the best they've had in this role since Hader.

Michael's deadpan delivery is what makes this skit ngl.

@chonqmonk

6 ай бұрын

Don't you think it's more ppg, or even kgh more than ngl?

This was hilarious! Things are definitely looking up for SNL with these recent hosts and cast members.😊

As we should not compare, but Longfellow is really there with Hader on game show sketches. Absolutely love him

A writer found out Darwin and Irwin owed the same turtle

@robpreston5692

6 ай бұрын

Yep. I just saw that on a KZread video myself this week. Someone in the writers' room must have also seen it.

I was given a Sulcata tortoise to "foster temporarily" while my in-laws were moving. It's been 2 years, we still have the tortoise, and there's currently no end in sight. and my name is Harriet...

I'm just going to go ahead and say that Emma Stone is right up there with the best SNL hosts of all time. She's very much like Tom Hanks...she's up for anything, and she never gives it anything less then 100% and always makes a good episode that much better.

His face and impressions are 💯 % Bill Hader. I missed him on SNL . And today, he returns.

I think we’ve found our new game show host cast member!

Who else thinks Speedy the tortoise looks good in a silk robe? 🐢👘🙌

@aebisdecunter

6 ай бұрын

What silk robe are you talking about? The tortoise doesn't have any clothes on.

@greg5698

6 ай бұрын

@@aebisdecunter They've been making these comments for several years to the point that we just go a long with it...

@aebisdecunter

6 ай бұрын

@@greg5698 Ok, thanks for the info. Really weird stuff

@chonqmonk

6 ай бұрын

@@aebisdecunter KZread comments are a great place to chart humanity's devolution; we are currently about 475 years ahead of the schedule shown in Idiocracy...

@stardusty

6 ай бұрын

@@aebisdecunterI think it’s an Elden Ring reference.

When he said all the other contestants had to do was answer one question right, my brain immediately thought, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Not really sure why I was thinking THAT, but this sketch is comedy gold!

This guy is doing his best Hader impression.

I enjoyed this sketch very much, everyone did great, I really appreciate Michael Longfellow being able to express his skills.

Because it was done to me😂😂😂😂

Adolph the red nose reindeer😭😭😭

I never stop watching SNL

@IndubitablyIndeedi

6 ай бұрын

How do you sleep

@gary609906

6 ай бұрын

We should both stop watching SNL.

@brando7266

6 ай бұрын

It's hanging on till it hits 50, then it will end,

@kennybegeske8824

6 ай бұрын

I Love Molly Kearney

@cassius3745

6 ай бұрын

That's why you're brain damaged.

What a brilliant idea for a sketch.

I've been watching SNL since I watched Episode 1 with George Carlin live as a kid, and this is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. I don't know why it makes me laugh so hard every time I see it, and I've seen it about twenty times by now. Maybe it's the perfect comedic timing of Emma Stone that elevates it so much, but Longfellow just nails every detail perfectly. Great writing, great timing, and Longfellow is now one of my all-time favorites. We need him in more sketches.

This one was terrific 😂