Ozzy's respect and enthusiasm for freestyle canoeing demonstrates what a sensitive and classy individual he is.

*_Was it a lion? Was it climate change?_*

@187Ares

6 жыл бұрын

Steven von Hofsten I recon it was a climate change.. hitting hard these days

@zacharylagler242

6 жыл бұрын

Climate Change is lie that is being milked by the government to make money...

@chrisanthony7552

5 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@RansomeStoddard

5 жыл бұрын

@@zacharylagler242 (sigh). Easy there, trigger-boy. Go back and look at the old fucker in the canoe.

@oneleaf6884

5 жыл бұрын

Probably global warming

The canoeing guy is a true artist. He got us all expecting something else, only to realize that's it. Forcing us to confront life in this manner and cease to it's excessive mundaneness

@jonathasfgoncalves1572

3 жыл бұрын

True

@user-zm9mu7xq3b

2 жыл бұрын

Ah i see

@orange_cat

2 жыл бұрын

Much like looking at the Mona Lisa. I spend thousands to fly there, more thousands to stay there, and it's a fat sleepy chick on a postcard. Great.

@myname3960

Жыл бұрын

Excellent comment lol, under-appreciated for sure!

@fadew55

Жыл бұрын

@@myname3960 lol thx

As someone who has kayaked most of his life, I am genuinely impressed by the old guys skills... Not saying I'd go and watch this but this guy is definitely an athlete. (just a specific type) The dude is moving himself and the canoe through water in a very controlled way with fairly subtle movements.. His arms and shoulders must be boulders, his core a tree trunk, and have hips of a dancer... If you've ever been in a canoe, think about how much force you need to paddle.. the guy is resisting that force and gracefully turning all with great control.

@Billkwando

2 жыл бұрын

Canoe-jitsu?

@greendotscott5038

Жыл бұрын

I too am impressed 😁👍

@NotUnymous

Жыл бұрын

Dunno about a Kanu, but with a Kayak it certainly isnt difficult... at all.

@jongininikim5219

Жыл бұрын

@@NotUnymous well, it definitely is difficult with a canoo, tho..

@KarmaCadet

Ай бұрын

yeah... nah

Almost capsizing is his one trick 😂😂😂

@Ripper0Youh

5 жыл бұрын

But 'almost' is where the artist presents his art

@blue04mx53

5 жыл бұрын

@tyvek05 and graceful, don't forget fackin graceful mate.

@Mad-wv6ol

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Hegarty look mate! the hole fucking media is here

@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe this is real ... I thought Portlandia just pulled it out of their ass for that skit 😂🤦‍♀️🤯

@topochico8096

4 жыл бұрын

Donald Fagen also played keyboards with Steely Dan

I'm with Ozzy Man, that guy in the canoe is an artist 😱Thought I was waiting for something to happen 😂

@Abena7777

6 жыл бұрын

Aussie Brick Chick Ahahahahaaaa Ahahahahaaaa

@jtdavis62

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he's a poet of the paddle.

@nolanmurphy3056

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Man Reviews mozza clearly hasn’t canoed before or he would realize how difficult that routine truly is

@Duane_Grabert

6 жыл бұрын

Aussie Brick Chick right?!

@gerardocastro8995

6 жыл бұрын

jtdavis62 hahaaaaa! Damn!! 🤣🤣🤣

“It’s speed relative to going nowhere.”😆

I reckon the spinny shit in the canoe is very cool. Look at the composure, the poise. No shits given, no beads of sweat broken!

Dude I'm with Mozza, I'm sitting there waiting for something good to happen and eventually come to the sad realization that no, this is it. This is the climax, right here. That 180 is the best it's going to get.

@rmdguitar

6 жыл бұрын

Some people can't appreciate the finer sports

@Seegtease

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Man Reviews I don't know what I was expecting to be honest, maybe some kind of boat wheelie or something I don't know.

@FSousA7X

6 жыл бұрын

Seegtease he did atleast one 360° xD

@TheCrabitatChannel

6 жыл бұрын

He gets the water so close to a breach tho

@TyRaff

6 жыл бұрын

He did a 360 at one point. Pretty impressive to say the least. Totally unexpected

Zebra: "I reckon it was a lion. Or was climate change?" LOL!!! PMSL!!!!!!!!!

@foxhoundbridges4851

3 жыл бұрын

pmsl?

@huntsmananglingco1311

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely howling!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

This fellow has some real skill with a canoe. Wow. I'm impressed

That canoe guy was beyond impressive if youve ever tried to maneuver one around you'd understand.

@FirstLastOne

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, nah. Canadians have to do to be certified to transport beer during half the year. If not you'd be wet being dry.

@SallinKari

3 жыл бұрын

Use to canoe every summer when I was a kid as part of summer camp, and I was decent enough for a kid but no... he's freaking fantastic. Turning is hard in that thing, especially stationary.

@dsm091

3 жыл бұрын

We have been in canoes our whole life. I agree that dude was money. I saw a guy in his early 80s in the BWCA a few years back by himself ,own canoe, own pack. I felt like such a pussy. Half his age and still was wrecked that year.

@tylerhughes5420

3 жыл бұрын

@@dsm091 my back and shoulders are so jacked up now i couldn't row 500 yards

@MARIAREY5

3 жыл бұрын

So true that was my thought when I heard the other Ozzy guy talk

"I fell like im just watching someones grandad who just walked out of the house" 😂😂😂😂

@iandawson3171

4 жыл бұрын

A home. Old peoples home 👍

The most exciting thing about Mr Canoe is the way he's all dressed up like a dog's dinner. Like he's just wandered away from a wedding reception or something.

My favourite Aussie expression, "yeah-nah".

@kyle857

4 жыл бұрын

Michigan slang. Yeah no: no No, yeah: yeah Yeah, no, yeah: for sure!

@croakingfrog3173

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same thing in the US but more like "yeah-no"

@croakingfrog3173

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same thing in the US but more like "yeah-no"

@disavowalf3351

4 жыл бұрын

Aye-nut (that's the Scottish version, silent "t") I reckon "shit-fuckery" is best Aussie expression, consider checking out Juice Media for their liberal use of it...they've been boosted by Ozzyman a couple of times! Take care, stay safe/sane😷💕

@electricchurchmedia1187

3 жыл бұрын

In Minnesota: “Yeah, no.” Means no “Oh, yeah.” Means Absolutely! “No, yeah.” Means a reluctant yes.

I tried to canoe once. I went out for 10 minutes and went back in in utter fear of the damn thing tipping over. This guy has some skill.

@closowski

3 жыл бұрын

"once". who has mastered ANYTHING doing it "once"?

@darklordojeda

3 жыл бұрын

closowski I didn’t have the courage to attempt it again.

@closowski

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklordojeda you should attempt it again just out of principle. do you want to practice being brave and testing yourself or just quitting. quitting is a bad habit to get into. put on a life jacket and try again my friend

@darklordojeda

3 жыл бұрын

closowski it is a fear from a childhood incident in Lake Tahoe.

@closowski

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklordojeda my point still stands

"Cream in ya jocks..." Never heard that one before, but it's brilliant!

@GrowingDownUnder

6 жыл бұрын

it comes from the old saying suffer in ya undies

@socceralex12345

6 жыл бұрын

You mustn't be a true blue everyone says it lol

@demure4398

6 жыл бұрын

It’s just “cream ya jocks”

@soozieswrld

6 жыл бұрын

Right, it sounds so eloquent. Almost like a privilege.

@MrSimonaaron

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Love it when Ozzy brought the canoe guy back. 🤣 🛶

@sp10sn

2 жыл бұрын

shhhhh

have you realized that in all the fast and furious movies they never stopped for gas????

@markocumic8287

5 жыл бұрын

marlos Castle they got diesel

@ChromeArty

5 жыл бұрын

@@markocumic8287 oh snap!!!!

@TheIKrushalot

4 жыл бұрын

I always have thought about that actually lol

@kj-marslander

4 жыл бұрын

They did once. They had their own fuel tank semi truck.

@CharlieTheNerd91

4 жыл бұрын

Well and in most movies people do not take a shit or piss on screen... hmmm

"Cream in your jocks." New favorite quote

Was just about to go outside but i feel ozzy is more important... Totally worth it!

@theoratcliffe3200

6 жыл бұрын

Vincent Marcelo true lol 😂

@theoratcliffe3200

6 жыл бұрын

Vincent Marcelo hahahahahaha 😂😂😂same

@nicksteel8772

6 жыл бұрын

mc finn I've got from Russia with Love on my door step

@adamdennison8967

6 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@eskimojoe365

6 жыл бұрын

I was gonna go outside but then I realised it was snowing, so i thought an Ozzy Man video will keep me warm!

Literally just been bingewatching you for 23 and a half hours

@265lbs9

6 жыл бұрын

Callums Corner no one cares tic tac

@captainobvious1113

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZqSFxdBrfJmbepM.html

@wochdit616

6 жыл бұрын

Willne needs to make another video on you

@JG-py9iz

6 жыл бұрын

Tic tac better get back in his box , get back in ur box , tic tac better get back in his box

@krishnabellani

5 жыл бұрын

I think Ozzy spikes his videos with drugs

That was my late grandfather in that canoe. God rest his soul. He was the original freestyle canoeist. He was a great guy. He was on a boy scout camping/ canoeing trip at Silver beach @ the Grand Canyon a and was doin a triple Indy 410 Riverdance spready and accidentally ran into a giant Pacific sea turtle fell out and almost drowned but before we could rescue him he was eaten alive by the elusive Alabama catfish. Right there under the silver bridge in Nebraska.. sad day in freestyle canoeing history

That zebra kick reminds me of a soccer player getting breathed on by an opponent.

KZreads Billy Birmingham...fuck yeah Ozzy dude

Mozza is back! Was he still hunting Pokemon up till now?

@TheSoviet13

6 жыл бұрын

Mozza ain't even funny as you bro... Leave him focus on you bruh

@adityakrishna11

6 жыл бұрын

i always though people with Spanish names were absolute jerks, nothing else,just jerks

@adityakrishna11

6 жыл бұрын

thought*

@ProfDrPatrick1

6 жыл бұрын

In down under u don't catch 'em all, you gonna get catched!

@RRR_Motorsports

6 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Roman mozza is hilarious I say we need more of this legend

Loved everything about the canoeing, from how beautifully crafted the canoe was to how elegantly dressed he was. Add in the next level canoe control and his deadpan delivery and it becomes positively dadaesque.

If you don’t appreciate this skill, you have likely never paddled a canoe before.

@elgros114

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Collis77

3 жыл бұрын

chess is more interesting than this. also canoeing isn't hard

@jacksonjames6071

3 жыл бұрын

@@Collis77 its not easy as well.

"Nah they're digging a grave for it" Lmao!

did you two just crack up at 6:09??

@bejoypradeep

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Man Reviews 😂😂😂

My first time in a canoe, I tried a spinny move down a small waterfall, and ended up doing a flippy. I managed to save both ores, the canoe’s contents, the canoe and my partner. I was heralded as a hero in Alabama. Little did they realize, but it was all my fault.

Seriously though. How evil was that zebra, huh?

@liamc1102

4 жыл бұрын

That was a fucking powerful kick too!

@andysmith5464

3 жыл бұрын

Fractured skull much?

@Tzara86

3 жыл бұрын

@@andysmith5464 severed spinal cord

You two together are HILARIOUS! This vid made my day!

One of my best friend's wife just passed away... super sad.I haven't laughed about anything in days. This is one of five videos I keep bookmarked that will make me laugh even when the world is collapsing around me. Thanks Ozzy Man. (You're "koala won't leave the car" video is another that has gotten me through dark times.)

@zackwatts4051

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it amazing how healing laughter can be?!

@AndrewLale

3 жыл бұрын

What was the friends name? What did they die of? Are you sure you didn't just make that shit up for sympathy?

@zackwatts4051

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewLale dude you're an asshole!!!

@AndrewLale

3 жыл бұрын

@@zackwatts4051 Oh no! Random guy on the internet thinks I'm an asshole!! Whatever shall I do!!!!!

I'm in complete awe of the shine on that canoe.

Ozzy Man, I cannot express with words how much I love what you do, your videos , your way to speak, your jokes, whenever I watch one of your videos I literally can't stop laughing x) Keep up your work, you're surely my favourite KZreadr

If it wasn't for Ozzy Man, I probably would understand Australians I meet even less...

@VivKittie32

5 жыл бұрын

Ben John Walt Well he taught me Australian.. 😹

@juliecook6057

4 жыл бұрын

Shit !! I'm an Aussie and I have no fucken idea what is going on !!

@NellieBear84

4 жыл бұрын

We're not a bad bunch once you get to know us! We're just lazy in most pronunciations. Except a few. Which are secret and you'll only find out what they are when we giggle.

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

When I went too America they had no idea what I was saying but loved it anyway 😅

@wizzard5442

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliecook6057 lol lol

Anyone else binging ozzy man ?? Well ya should be! Love ya ozzy keep doing your thing

The canoe artist was pretty impressive. I have no experience with this sport, but I imagine it is not easy to turn on the spot without splashing everywhere. His movement seemed very calm and composed.

I can tell that anyone bitching about the dude in the canoe has obviously never been in one. Those thing are impossible to keep from capsizing.

@BrownAndrewTodd

4 жыл бұрын

I was definitely thinking "Mozza has never been a canoe"

@tomobrien4182

4 жыл бұрын

What? Canoes are quite hard to capsize!

@sugarnads

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was sitting there thinking 'cunts never been in a canoe' that shits not easy.

@roguesheep3083

3 жыл бұрын

They're quite stable if you just step on the keel while holding the sides. Just remember it's not a yacht, lol. They're even more stable loaded with your camping gear, what they're designed for. This guy is a master, though.

@5THR33S

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah anyone who's actually paddles a canoe would realise how impressive this is, hes doing perfect stationary 360s on running water and is literally at the limit of capsize the whole time, zen master of the canoes.

Ozzy's sarcasm is on another level

Great to see that Mozza is back

Watching the guy in the canoe, I have never been more impressed and bored at the same time. It's a weird feeling to be thinking "wow this dude has some mad skills...next clip please!"

The canoeing was actually super impressive! look at the way he can paddle on one side of the boat and keep it strait by leaning, or he can lean further and exaggerate that turn into a spin. He used the paddle on both sides of the boat to display perfect control of the boat in both traditional directions AND sideways ?!? If you’ve ever sat in a canoe you should recognize this man as a master.

Why are you watching someone take their Canadian driving test?

@beararms3777

5 жыл бұрын

Our driving test are done with dog sleds.

@kentonmcbride

4 жыл бұрын

Solder Joe Underrated comment

@thekatt...

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious !!!!

@LBEmpress

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gold and I'm Canadian

@bruce-le-smith

4 жыл бұрын

and we have to take this driving test at 8 years old

Ozzy Man, have you ever commentated on the flat-earthers? I think you would actually make me wee.

@ShifuCareaga

6 жыл бұрын

Glen Ralph low hanging fruit. I like it. "Do it."

@tiradania6651

6 жыл бұрын

DO . IT .

@jpfidalgo7

6 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Ozzy is a flat earther! [insert dramatic chipmunk here] XD

@ShifuCareaga

6 жыл бұрын

JackieNoobFilms nah, no way mate

@glenralph5123

6 жыл бұрын

JackieNoobFilms : Haha, not a chance. Flat-tards are super religious or unbelievably stupid. He is obviously neither.

The commentating on the old man in a canoe was comedy gold! I'm pissin meself

They've gone full Guantanamo bay im dead 😂

“It was climate change” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Greatest commentary team I've ever heard. Remember that old cheesy Japanese show called mxc, if they redo that show these two guys should commentate

@zackwatts4051

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that show and how in every episode one person had the last name Babagunoosh hahaha

Definitely worth 6 minutes and 30 seconds. Well done.

Ozz & mozz, hilarious! The banter between them, thanks mates

I appreciated the art of the man in that canoe! True music in his heart.

Ah mozza is back😘....I thought he was dead😂

Dam, you got me. I lost it when he said if there was a stick out there floating in the water it would be just about impressive as this. I'm try not to puke from laughing.

I almost died laughing at your comments when the zebra kicked the wilda in the head. I’m embarrassed to say I found it hilarious

"Yeah I don't feel like I'm watching athlete, I'm...I'm not gonna lie to ya"👌

Love it when Mozza joins you. :-)

Classic Ozzy man with mozza! We needed this! Love every upload but I hate the thought of this channel changing, but it's inevitable and I think you've handled it well so far. Thanks for the laughs man! Truly a legend

WOW!! This was intense! I’m loading up the boat and heading to the river to practice.

I'm quitting my day job to pursue my passion for canoe ballet.

@briankane3905

3 жыл бұрын

lol

This is the funniest video you put out Ozzy man, Mozza is so funny here. I am laughing at the canoeing... Does a croc take him? You are fuckin' funny down under.

FUCKING DYING! i just got home from a 12hr night shift and i cried watching this. Thank you guys so much!

Omg that zebra..... I think this is the first time an animal getting hurt has ever made me laugh, and I mean ever. 🤣

Mozza had my dyin' on this one. Ozzmqn too of course. Can't hold the laughs in.

Should try and do 1 hour of random commentary can't get enough of your funny commentary keep up the good work go Australia 🇦🇺

We need more regular Mozza collabs. Comedy GOLD!

Ozzy, this is why I adore you, it is all about the zen, the artistry, the flow and the routine, and no he isnt taken by a croc, haha. Love you Ozzy!!

This is a lot better than a 10m diving routine The 360 canoe spin 🛶

@jessediscsalot2661

6 жыл бұрын

Ah fuck, now I gotta go back and see if he actually landed a full 360.

I love how Lady In Red by Chris de Burgh is playing in the background. Matches the freestyling canoeing. Top class video!

As the old Zebra proverb goes: "He who kicks wildebeest in the face, never gets chased by the lion."

Okay, just discovered this guy and best video I've seen thus far, hilarious!!!

"Was it climate change" sent me into a howl. Haha good one.

"There, that's his trick. Nearly capsizing is his one trick." Bruh, I cant even LOLOLOL

That zebra wilderbeast encounter came straight out of most American prison dramas 😂

This was actually brilliant, you should do more like this!

We need more Mozza :)

The entire nation on Canada Is standing proud whilst watching the artistic canoeing!

Love a Mozza in the booth! Y'all work together good. Like a classic play by play and color commentators!

Helps my anxiety. Thank you magic canoe man.

It’s funnier when your by yourself ozzyman

Crickey Mate what a great episode

I'm sure Mozza could enter the freestyle couch potato category, his appreciation of canoeing shows he's never held a paddle in his life only beers. Cheers big ears!

True story. I work at a canoe shop in Rochester, NY. Not only have I seen freestyle canoeing, I know this guy and have seen him do the same routine at every outdoor show.

What’s better than watching a guy canoe while listening to “Lady in red”? and to top it off you can hear the crowd clap😂😂😂😂

mozza just doesn't appreciate fine art... this is actually pretty beautiful... :)

Best video with mozza yall have done! Well done fellas

You chaps has me howling with laughter throughout. Thanks Ozzy man and mozza never stop doing what you

Holy shit guys, thanks for bringing some joy in my life right now.

Fuck it I can stay up a little longer

@greysonG10

6 жыл бұрын

4:27 AM

Please do more stuff with Mozza mate. The dynamic is just great. Keep up the laughs man I appreciate what you do x

New to your channel, watching some of your older stuff, loving it.

Ozzy man's a legend

Feel like the last time we had a go with Moz we were hunting pokemon. Good to see him back.

@raffysungarngar3684

4 жыл бұрын

He is too funny

Oz man, You're saving my life with this stuff. Keep on with your keeping on!

Loved the puppy falling backwards when trying to jump!

I agree with what Mazza said about the canoeing.

I think it's time you change your channel name from Ozzy Man to Ozzy Legend

“I am under this tree, the three is not under me. There’s no need to touch me” BRILLIANT fuckin brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄

I've never seen anybody do this before it's kind of pretty. But you guys are so freaking funny. I like your friend asking if he was going to get by a crocodile