Ozzy Man and Mozza: Drunkest Guy Ever

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Me mate Mozza and I commentate the drunkest guy ever trying to buy more beer. Bloody intense shit.
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Hans Zimmer - The Rock Main Theme
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  • @SpongeBath_ShitPants
    @SpongeBath_ShitPants4 жыл бұрын

    He was later admitted to the local hospital, where doctors found trace amounts of blood in his alcohol stream.

  • @apotheosistheurbanmonk2341

    @apotheosistheurbanmonk2341

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @goldensperm7182

    @goldensperm7182

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha underrated comment xD

  • @Urdad209

    @Urdad209

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo🤣

  • @EzizaIdemudia

    @EzizaIdemudia

    3 жыл бұрын

    What da fuck re you saying 😅😅

  • @269gregory

    @269gregory

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣 That was great! And I will have to use it! Lol

  • @vc6596
    @vc65964 жыл бұрын

    He was probably the least drunk at the party and so they sent him to do the beer run

  • @mattsully2238

    @mattsully2238

    4 жыл бұрын

    B double e double r u n. Beerrun!

  • @AMANSHARMA-xw8qi

    @AMANSHARMA-xw8qi

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @tulockthewerewolf9744

    @tulockthewerewolf9744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @bettyshabazz4092

    @bettyshabazz4092

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @AadyaSahara

    @AadyaSahara

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @ariatrent6263
    @ariatrent6263 Жыл бұрын

    “That last thing he needs a sober people with their judgey eyes” 😂😂😂

  • @petervanrensburg687
    @petervanrensburg687 Жыл бұрын

    "The last thing a protagonist needs is sober people.... with their judgy eyes". Classic Ozzy! "It's hard to watch a good man being brought down by Tupperware"... incredible!

  • @heartless604

    @heartless604

    2 ай бұрын

    😂 if inebriated was a person!

  • @misterdog7

    @misterdog7

    Ай бұрын

    Commentary cracked me up!

  • @kimmyfreak200

    @kimmyfreak200

    Ай бұрын

    "It's the cerebral palsy stage" ~ wolf of wallstreet 1:11

  • @ZenoLycurgus
    @ZenoLycurgus4 жыл бұрын

    He’s so drunk he’s falling down while already on the ground.

  • @joehostile4541

    @joehostile4541

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s probably on herion.

  • @CrazyDriver-cv6dy

    @CrazyDriver-cv6dy

    3 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @swavnasahoo711

    @swavnasahoo711

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Prelaz99

    @Prelaz99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha one of the best comments I've ever read

  • @kth5077

    @kth5077

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe Hostile ... Heroin?? Nah, this is alcohol alright

  • @dash4800
    @dash48003 жыл бұрын

    I think the craziest thing is not that he's still up and moving but that somehow he was able to decide that he needs more beer.

  • @Hermit.Crabbe

    @Hermit.Crabbe

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm still conscious and it only takes me 20 tries to get back up.. better grab another case"

  • @beaucephus526

    @beaucephus526

    3 жыл бұрын

    Xanax will do that to a person

  • @leonardpearlman4017

    @leonardpearlman4017

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just a few harmful excess brain cells left.... Another six-pack should do it!

  • @boriscook6817

    @boriscook6817

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣 I’m crying

  • @americanpatriot8996

    @americanpatriot8996

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true , maybe he’s thinking if he drinks another beer he’ll sober up a little bit.

  • @feenok3314
    @feenok3314 Жыл бұрын

    "Uncle terry asking if his alright" "Hes like, yea im fucking... golden" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @halewich
    @halewich4 ай бұрын

    That used to be me. I can't tell you how good it feels to be sober and healthy.

  • @larrydanadavid2435

    @larrydanadavid2435

    Ай бұрын

    Plenty of healthy people consume alcohol responsibly.

  • @Travis-tx7um

    @Travis-tx7um

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@larrydanadavid2435 that's beside the point but nobody said they didn't. A lot of us are out of control when we pick up booze

  • @larrydanadavid2435

    @larrydanadavid2435

    Ай бұрын

    @@Travis-tx7um That’s on you. And you sound a little angry.

  • @Travis-tx7um

    @Travis-tx7um

    Ай бұрын

    @@larrydanadavid2435 yss cuh I bin drynkun

  • @globalsaturation7333

    @globalsaturation7333

    Ай бұрын

    @@larrydanadavid2435sorry mate but if you consume alcohol you ain’t healthy

  • @yyflandre
    @yyflandre3 жыл бұрын

    I hope he drove his car home, because he's clearly too drunk to walk

  • @OMGAnotherday

    @OMGAnotherday

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍🏼

  • @jameschavez9417

    @jameschavez9417

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂

  • @route55qatar

    @route55qatar

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @unargumentativeset9564

    @unargumentativeset9564

    3 жыл бұрын

    WTF😂😂😂😂

  • @covid19deception39

    @covid19deception39

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @DEADMEMORIES187
    @DEADMEMORIES1874 жыл бұрын

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS JOURNEY TO THAT STORE

  • @angelkotilainen

    @angelkotilainen

    3 жыл бұрын

    I need to know what happened next. That guy alone outside is giving me anxiety 😂😂

  • @ghostgamergirl1523

    @ghostgamergirl1523

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was just i- 💀☠️

  • @stevemann3375

    @stevemann3375

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's just got to remember where he parked the car.

  • @jayzenitram9621

    @jayzenitram9621

    3 жыл бұрын

    He drove of course. The chances he walked there are zero.

  • @muhammadashfaq686

    @muhammadashfaq686

    3 жыл бұрын

    same here😂😂

  • @CandyGirl44
    @CandyGirl442 ай бұрын

    OMFG. I haven't laughed til tears in ages. The commentary just makes it more golden. Especially when one remembers being in a not so dissimilar state, just not in public though🤣🤣🤣

  • @fridz66
    @fridz66 Жыл бұрын

    Guy is unkillable. Even the tupperware wasn’t powerful enough to keep him down long enough. He pulled an Undertaker move right in front of our eyes.

  • @NostalgiaforInfinity

    @NostalgiaforInfinity

    Жыл бұрын

    How will Tupperware even recover from this humiliating defeat? It had ONE job.

  • @TrystansWorkbench
    @TrystansWorkbench3 жыл бұрын

    "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak".

  • @violetmoon6233

    @violetmoon6233

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG the most underrated comment 😆🏆👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fastbikkel

    @Fastbikkel

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean the spirit he drank? :)

  • @hihowsitgoin1006

    @hihowsitgoin1006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Snu snu?

  • @arandommofo2411

    @arandommofo2411

    3 жыл бұрын

    And spongy

  • @ArKritz84

    @ArKritz84

    3 жыл бұрын

    "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" is from Matthew 26:41 (NIV) while "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised" is a quote from Zapp Brannigan in Futurama S03E01 (TV broadcast S03E05) titled Amazon Women in the Mood. I greatly prefer the latter.

  • @alfiehall1478
    @alfiehall14787 жыл бұрын

    "It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware." 😂😂😂

  • @Hallmighty

    @Hallmighty

    6 жыл бұрын

    I completely lost my shit! I'm still tearing up.

  • @titanuranus

    @titanuranus

    6 жыл бұрын

    I had to wipe away a few tears at that one myself.

  • @noorfarisasyiq

    @noorfarisasyiq

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fucking caught me by surprise that one

  • @PaleBluu

    @PaleBluu

    6 жыл бұрын

    That line killed me! 😂

  • @arakarak7421

    @arakarak7421

    6 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard l pissed myself 🤣🤣

  • @davidhilton8680
    @davidhilton868010 ай бұрын

    A true gentleman to be honest. He made sure the beers stayed cold for other customers by closing the beer fridge door!! Great to be that hammered and still thinking of your fellows 😂

  • @smartychase

    @smartychase

    2 ай бұрын

    He was probably thinking keep them cold incase he wants to nip back for more later 😅

  • @Treeofwysdm
    @Treeofwysdm Жыл бұрын

    "Struck down by tupperware" 🤣

  • @kriskaada1703
    @kriskaada17034 жыл бұрын

    he is not drunk .....HIS PONYTAIL IS TOO HEAVY FOR HIM

  • @GSP-76

    @GSP-76

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @vodofearless2233

    @vodofearless2233

    4 жыл бұрын

    exactly!

  • @mrkoolhimselfmrkoolhimself8847

    @mrkoolhimselfmrkoolhimself8847

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did he drive there

  • @sharmajignesh836

    @sharmajignesh836

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment should get more likes

  • @thetexastickler5698

    @thetexastickler5698

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's probably the fucking funniest shit i ever heard

  • @shawnparker3671
    @shawnparker36714 жыл бұрын

    The funniest part is, if you look at the clock, it's 11 am.

  • @mccari09

    @mccari09

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he works nights... I always feel like I have to tell the cashier very loudly so that everyone else can hear when I’m buying beer at 7am

  • @FFS33

    @FFS33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow what ? in easter Europe they are drunk this way at 6am , at 11am they are fresh AF . SLAV POWER ! =)

  • @428mjrdz3

    @428mjrdz3

    4 жыл бұрын

    All nighter.....me m N my friends sometimes stay up till noon ..yeah im going 2 rehab

  • @alecnolastname4362

    @alecnolastname4362

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@428mjrdz3 wow and you must be the coolest of all your friends to right?

  • @428mjrdz3

    @428mjrdz3

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alecnolastname4362 if u say so

  • @jillpatton3432
    @jillpatton3432 Жыл бұрын

    He should really wear a helmet when he drinks.

  • @danmidkiff5416
    @danmidkiff54163 ай бұрын

    Looks like he's getting his ass kicked by the Invisible Man! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickezuma7140
    @patrickezuma71403 жыл бұрын

    "It is hard to see a good man brought down by Tupperwear"

  • @OMGAnotherday

    @OMGAnotherday

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍🏼

  • @42_10_

    @42_10_

    3 жыл бұрын

    i can't

  • @Enourmousletters

    @Enourmousletters

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@frenne_dilley Don't tell me what I can't do with my plastic!

  • @heatherpeppers627

    @heatherpeppers627

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @farhanatoerien3437

    @farhanatoerien3437

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣😘🤣🤣

  • @JarlHavi
    @JarlHavi3 жыл бұрын

    “The last thing this guy needs is sober people with their judgy eyes.”

  • @Treborianus

    @Treborianus

    3 жыл бұрын

    he has choosen his life style. he deserves that.

  • @Treborianus

    @Treborianus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sadie Smiles I will fall some day, but not because of alcohol or drugs rather because of my old age.

  • @Waseemqaziatx

    @Waseemqaziatx

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can’t laughing. This was hilarious

  • @jeffreybonell4641

    @jeffreybonell4641

    3 жыл бұрын

    Come on, we all felt that line

  • @NoName-ms8jb

    @NoName-ms8jb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Treborianus you mean alcoholics won’t make you fall? I think you meant to say alcohol, not alcoholic. An alcoholic is a person. Alcohol is a drink.

  • @kar9990
    @kar99909 ай бұрын

    I don't know why this showed up in my feed. But I'm delighted it did😂😂😂

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 Жыл бұрын

    I've never seen anyone this drunk without being 10 minutes from puking. This man has an iron stomach.

  • @wesleywarsmith1113

    @wesleywarsmith1113

    11 ай бұрын

    That's why I don't think he was drunk. If your THAT drunk you don't want another drink. He was high on something and was craving the booze to switch up the buzz.

  • @cletusjones9411

    @cletusjones9411

    7 ай бұрын

    Some people can drink without puking, or getting hangovers. That’s why they blackout and get DTs. If you puke and get hungover from drinking too much be thankful. It’s natures way of keeping you from becoming a raging alcoholic.

  • @dh1380

    @dh1380

    7 ай бұрын

    He probbaly puked and carried on drinking 😅

  • @kray3883

    @kray3883

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@cletusjones9411unfortunately does not work that well...I've known some serious alcoholics who puked a lot. One in particular who just claimed to have no memory of it the next day. I was never sure if that was the truth (which would explain why they kept doing it) or if they were just trying to stay out of the doghouse.

  • @mysterious_billionaire

    @mysterious_billionaire

    4 ай бұрын

    He's on Ketamine

  • @RafaelThorazines
    @RafaelThorazines7 жыл бұрын

    He is fucking octodad!

  • @batatis11

    @batatis11

    7 жыл бұрын

    This should be top comment

  • @WaxKestral89

    @WaxKestral89

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well if tentacles do it for him I'm not gonna judge.

  • @denoww9261

    @denoww9261

    7 жыл бұрын

    kinky

  • @nataliagonzalez2925

    @nataliagonzalez2925

    7 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @maul42

    @maul42

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shhh. Nobody suspects a thing...

  • @KRUZradio
    @KRUZradio3 жыл бұрын

    "They lost their most determined customer." 😂😂😂

  • @soham_mandal
    @soham_mandal Жыл бұрын

    drunk guys are superheroes my mate was walking down the middle of a highway, opposite direction, hands spread wide like an eagle...ended up in a gutter...blamed us for laughing and pulling him out 💀💀

  • @Treeofwysdm

    @Treeofwysdm

    Жыл бұрын

    "Drunk guys are superheroes" Yeah. No. Idiots perhaps, heroes not so much 😂

  • @7Frosty7

    @7Frosty7

    Жыл бұрын

    are there drunk people in india in the first place??

  • @Kem____paalty16

    @Kem____paalty16

    Жыл бұрын

    @@7Frosty7 Ohh too many drunk buggers end up in open gutters from centuries in india.

  • @vladraduandrei5227

    @vladraduandrei5227

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Treeofwysdm this

  • @dragonwithagirltattoo598
    @dragonwithagirltattoo598 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been drunk a few times but never caught on camera while drunk. I almost feel kind of sorry for him that this is documented forever. I hope he’s sobered up since then 😂

  • @Xerrea

    @Xerrea

    9 ай бұрын

    The lesson is that you always need to have more than enough alcohol at home, before you start drinking.

  • @j.rduran1915

    @j.rduran1915

    8 ай бұрын

    Or its alive

  • @sekovittol3124

    @sekovittol3124

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Xerrea I always say that it's always better to have more beer than you need than not enough beer.

  • @sekovittol3124

    @sekovittol3124

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes! I have been there, in public making a total arse of myself. Looking back I wonder why i have never been punched out while drunk. Anyway, I'm older now, and I learned lessons., I learned to not drink while being a teenager, ...being the age of 54 I find that is increasingly easy to do. Now I don't drink much because hangovers are just not worth it when you are older and you have 2 days off / week. The answer is dope, just be a pot head and have a couple of beers once in a while.

  • @hiddenhydewithinhim

    @hiddenhydewithinhim

    4 ай бұрын

    Before it showed his face I was actualy scared if it isn't me the guy in the video. Same hairstyle, same clothes and I believe some shops have seen me fu***d up like this.

  • @stub2022
    @stub20227 жыл бұрын

    "Sober people with their judgey eyes..." hahahahahhahahaahahahah

  • @punintended4754

    @punintended4754

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nah judegy people with there sober eyes😂😂😂

  • @goodmorning192

    @goodmorning192

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can totally relate to that comments.

  • @j-rox8551

    @j-rox8551

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stu B azz full as a doctor's wallet 😂

  • @TheAntiTrope

    @TheAntiTrope

    4 жыл бұрын

    That part killed the fuck outta me, was about to comment and I saw this 🤣. Hella relatable.

  • @VanishingBean

    @VanishingBean

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha it had me in laughs tho Aaahh good times

  • @TurboNutterBastard.
    @TurboNutterBastard.4 жыл бұрын

    The best part is the guy is so drunk he won’t remember any of this and then he’ll find this video one day.

  • @pbj4338

    @pbj4338

    4 жыл бұрын

    Let's hope so!

  • @dillangeiser4820

    @dillangeiser4820

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lool

  • @PopTap

    @PopTap

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Charles Antony you should write a fan fiction!

  • @armanasaintclair8962

    @armanasaintclair8962

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unbelievable, but I know this guy LOL yes, his seen this video haha 😆

  • @wildcat8797

    @wildcat8797

    3 жыл бұрын

    Legend has it that he’s still trying to stand up after falling down on the sidewalk.

  • @carolyncard6134
    @carolyncard61348 ай бұрын

    I had to watch this multiple times because I couldn't see through the tears from laughing. Think I will go pee and watch it again 😂

  • @sampsqwantch4612

    @sampsqwantch4612

    2 ай бұрын

    pee on me

  • @f.b.8254

    @f.b.8254

    Ай бұрын

    How sad, that you find a suffering person incapacitated by an extreme amount of alcohol FUNNY. What a sad, stupid person you are.

  • @digital_nobody
    @digital_nobody3 жыл бұрын

    Brain: "enough of this shit! you must be stopped! im turning off the legs! "

  • @jacktorrance2633

    @jacktorrance2633

    2 жыл бұрын

    😁

  • @adamccurdy

    @adamccurdy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao!!!

  • @michaeltwiz8477

    @michaeltwiz8477

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360

    @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh man this was too funny..you need a lot more likes

  • @digital_nobody

    @digital_nobody

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 xD I dont talk too much to people. imagination wilding from boredom thanks :D

  • @demarlobenedict3077
    @demarlobenedict30773 жыл бұрын

    “It is hard to watch a good man go down by Tupperware”

  • @ianryan2058

    @ianryan2058

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha that was golden.

  • @michaelculver3570

    @michaelculver3570

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best line in the thing.

  • @brettpatching

    @brettpatching

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gold!

  • @michaeljackman1390
    @michaeljackman1390 Жыл бұрын

    Bloody brilliant, you guys need your own tv show I’m in pain from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AzraelisHorny
    @AzraelisHorny3 ай бұрын

    Give him a break hes obviously just trying to get a beer after 10 years of sailing the ocean

  • @elsugar9618
    @elsugar96183 жыл бұрын

    His mind was all there, he knew what he wanted. His body just couldn't do it.

  • @spencerjohnson7185

    @spencerjohnson7185

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s like an 80 year old man trying to have sex .

  • @peterfunk8708

    @peterfunk8708

    3 жыл бұрын

    Early onset of dementia.

  • @elsugar9618

    @elsugar9618

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@peterfunk8708 you really think it was something other than just being crazy drunk??

  • @peterfunk8708

    @peterfunk8708

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elsugar9618 bro I'm joking.shoulda said motor neuron disease.

  • @elsugar9618

    @elsugar9618

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@peterfunk8708 lol oh I see...I didn't think dementia had those effects lol.

  • @T-Nah
    @T-Nah3 жыл бұрын

    🍺Drunks vs Stoners🚬 101: Stoners believe that Everyone knows they're high Drunks believe that NO ONE knows they're drunk

  • @jimbojones8208

    @jimbojones8208

    3 жыл бұрын

    Biggest load of shit I've ever read.

  • @britt1953

    @britt1953

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel called out

  • @justamanofculture12

    @justamanofculture12

    3 жыл бұрын

    I see you are a man of culture as well 😌

  • @Rahuldev-yg6mo

    @Rahuldev-yg6mo

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @outlandishyute8528

    @outlandishyute8528

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is 100% facts

  • @heidiwollenweber9568
    @heidiwollenweber95689 ай бұрын

    I have never laughed so hard in my life! Trying to get up...that did it for me! 😂😂😂

  • @roselahuerita

    @roselahuerita

    5 ай бұрын

    Lmfao 😂😭😂💀💀

  • @juli-annb.anderson8816

    @juli-annb.anderson8816

    Ай бұрын

    It's just TOO hilarious, isn't it.😂🤣

  • @justinmacmillan1966
    @justinmacmillan19662 ай бұрын

    I've come across this video a dozen times over the years and I can't help but smile every time I watch it. Very funny.

  • @jariz26
    @jariz263 жыл бұрын

    He started his journey to the store a day ago...

  • @pagen5219

    @pagen5219

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @LIONTAMER3D

    @LIONTAMER3D

    3 жыл бұрын

    His journey to the store began the day he was conceived.

  • @angelkotilainen
    @angelkotilainen3 жыл бұрын

    I love how they stand back and allow him get out in his own sweet time, they're just happy to release him back into the wild, to play with traffic and such.

  • @songsaboutmixing

    @songsaboutmixing

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha bro!

  • @LindaC616

    @LindaC616

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, the chip distributor "Uncle Terry" is on the phone as he leaves. I mean, they've no right to hold him, and do you want to clean up the vomit, etc?

  • @popsbubbles1242

    @popsbubbles1242

    3 жыл бұрын

    classic

  • @look9963

    @look9963

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha that was gold 🤣

  • @scottrackley4457

    @scottrackley4457

    2 жыл бұрын

    The closer he makes it to the door, the less distance to carry him

  • @douggreen9433
    @douggreen94337 ай бұрын

    To this day , he remains the drunkest guy on the internet.

  • @markharrisllb
    @markharrisllb3 жыл бұрын

    I’m a recovering alcoholic 26 years sober today 23/01/21, this is what I was like. Thank you for making me reminding what I’m grateful for, it’s also good to laugh at yourself occasionally.

  • @Davey_Maick

    @Davey_Maick

    3 жыл бұрын

    im 23 ....years old and happily drinking most of my days abt to get another before curfew hours

  • @markjustdiditc

    @markjustdiditc

    3 жыл бұрын

    bro, why'd you stop, clearly this is the best way to live!

  • @jonnyqwst

    @jonnyqwst

    3 жыл бұрын

    Passing by a bar in the afternoon north beach San Francisco, that smell of stale beer and toilet ice bloated drinkers on fat asses i never think gee, I wish I was like them again

  • @falcoburke8687

    @falcoburke8687

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your date doesn't make a bit of sense...you sure you're sober

  • @troystaunton254

    @troystaunton254

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good on ya mate, keep going! I hope you’re proud of your achievement and your life has improved since you made your decision.

  • @izellkinney2720
    @izellkinney2720 Жыл бұрын

    He's not drunk. He's having his own personal earthquake.

  • @ladyblack49

    @ladyblack49

    Жыл бұрын

    interesting point 😂

  • @hugh-johnfleming289

    @hugh-johnfleming289

    11 ай бұрын

    Not near loud enough...

  • @anibalbabilonia1867

    @anibalbabilonia1867

    11 ай бұрын

    Lmfao!👋🤣👍

  • @jeffstoker121

    @jeffstoker121

    11 ай бұрын

    😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @MAGGOT_VOMIT

    @MAGGOT_VOMIT

    11 ай бұрын

    "He's a human that's fuckin' maggoted" BRUH??!! 😡😵‍💫🤣

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 Жыл бұрын

    "Fuller than a doctor's wallet" And "He's off his titties" are absolute classics I never get tired of.

  • @jamesbutler8821
    @jamesbutler88216 ай бұрын

    I have to say that this guy is an inspiration. When I am this drunk, the world is spinning around me and my limbs are debating whether to serve my whims, usually all I am up for is finding the nearest horizontal surface to lay on while I count the revolutions of my brain. But this guy not only does not do that but makes it to a store, sorta acquires beer, and almost purchases it, AND evades a possible prosecution for public intoxication. This guy is a legend!

  • @shatterpat3943
    @shatterpat39437 жыл бұрын

    He's asking the wanker if he's alright and he's like I'm fucking golden

  • @andrewwilson8317
    @andrewwilson83174 жыл бұрын

    Are his shoes magnetic? Only Michael Jackson could lean that far without falling over!

  • @OMGAnotherday

    @OMGAnotherday

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍🏼

  • @dave9401

    @dave9401

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @twistedandTangledYoyos

    @twistedandTangledYoyos

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @heatherpeppers627

    @heatherpeppers627

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @peterkings2012
    @peterkings201211 ай бұрын

    The only thing in the world he couldn't let go was his beer! What a beer moment!

  • @Earth.VS.Humans
    @Earth.VS.Humans Жыл бұрын

    This guy is quality. I mean this guy has to have broken some kind of world record, if not multiple. Great commentary also 😁

  • @bruceschneider4928
    @bruceschneider49282 жыл бұрын

    That was impressive. The most impressive drunk I've witnessed was a guy in a pub. We arrived at about 7:00 PM, and this fellow was already passed out on the floor of a booth he shared with three friends. He laid there all night, motionless, through a loud band, much singing on the part of the crowd, even a mosh pit. As they do in that country, at midnight everyone stands and sings the national anthem. The stone drunk guy stood up, belted out the anthem, then collapsed to the floor again. His mates had to drag him out of there.

  • @michaelfarrow5817

    @michaelfarrow5817

    2 жыл бұрын

    I fell asleep in a shitty nightclub and got five hours sleep sober.

  • @Hessed3712

    @Hessed3712

    2 жыл бұрын

    Legend.

  • @Nantosuelta

    @Nantosuelta

    2 жыл бұрын

    he may he a piss head but at least he's patriotic I suppose

  • @SweetKingTanner

    @SweetKingTanner

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s such a good story

  • @jimmyjoe8990

    @jimmyjoe8990

    2 жыл бұрын

    fake story

  • @andreshernandez1180
    @andreshernandez11804 жыл бұрын

    “They’ve lost their most determined customer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

  • @iamthedalilama
    @iamthedalilama6 ай бұрын

    Old but new for me. Bloody good way to start the day with a belly full of laughter😂😂😂

  • @eidolusgad3818
    @eidolusgad38187 ай бұрын

    I always come back every year. This never gets old.

  • @cvrxtc
    @cvrxtc3 жыл бұрын

    When you're this drunk, even gravity bends around you.

  • @laska907

    @laska907

    3 жыл бұрын

    😐

  • @cvrxtc

    @cvrxtc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@laska907 I was just testing this hypothesis about grammar warrior.

  • @mattrickswayze2917

    @mattrickswayze2917

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cvrxtc I'll see your sunset and raise you a palm tree

  • @mckaylaskye3152

    @mckaylaskye3152

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mattrickswayze2917 Omg 😹😹 Love that 😹

  • @nathanlarsen7628
    @nathanlarsen76283 жыл бұрын

    "Uncle terry is pearing over the fence like wilson in home improvement" 🤣

  • @michaelwainscott2633

    @michaelwainscott2633

    3 жыл бұрын

    "It was a big swim with no water. That'll fuck you up!" LOL

  • @OMGAnotherday

    @OMGAnotherday

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍🏼

  • @user-qf5zd8kn4f
    @user-qf5zd8kn4f10 ай бұрын

    I just love this and made me a really good laugh thank you ♥️

  • @andreya9776
    @andreya9776 Жыл бұрын

    He's going to have the worst hangover in the history of hangovers.

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo19693 жыл бұрын

    2:30 "A good man brought down by Tupperware", LMAO.

  • @Sombra_Azul_

    @Sombra_Azul_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah dude I cried at that part!😂

  • @pagen5219

    @pagen5219

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @WaRe1992
    @WaRe19923 жыл бұрын

    "They are giving him space to work" That killed me. hahaha

  • @pagen5219

    @pagen5219

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @PraiseGodandJesus528

    @PraiseGodandJesus528

    3 жыл бұрын

    RIP

  • @p.strong5326

    @p.strong5326

    2 жыл бұрын

    That line tickled me too! 🤣

  • @michaelsargent8642

    @michaelsargent8642

    Жыл бұрын

    Oy Dez.

  • @robertmccormack1208

    @robertmccormack1208

    Жыл бұрын

    am laughing my ring off

  • @susanjaeger9851
    @susanjaeger9851 Жыл бұрын

    I re-watch this every six months or so to renew my Spirit. 😂😹

  • @Phoenix85006
    @Phoenix85006Ай бұрын

    I love how he just gives characters random names like Uncle Terry and it's freaking hilarious 😆😂😅

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN4 жыл бұрын

    "It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware..." Holy shit I was already laughing...and that line just threw me over the edge...🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanfriar7488

    @dylanfriar7488

    4 жыл бұрын

    Literally my favorite line. 😂

  • @andreasbernardi3654

    @andreasbernardi3654

    4 жыл бұрын

    you don't mess with tupperware, that's the f~ me dead truth right there

  • @cgonz777

    @cgonz777

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm dead yo 💀

  • @aurakatie99

    @aurakatie99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Golden

  • @randomheadful7190

    @randomheadful7190

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same lol

  • @UncleRichard.
    @UncleRichard.3 жыл бұрын

    0:30 I love how he had NO PROBLEM grabbing his beer of choice. Like he turned the drunk on pause for a sec!

  • @urphakeandgey6308

    @urphakeandgey6308

    Жыл бұрын

    That's assuming he even cared to look at what kind of beer he was getting.

  • @ahhwe-any7434

    @ahhwe-any7434

    Жыл бұрын

    Def feel like I've already seen this. But I admire the faith he has in the bowl. To like keep him from falling or wever

  • @BetrayerSlayerMusic

    @BetrayerSlayerMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like dat too!🤣🤣 Four yrs dry

  • @katze2176

    @katze2176

    Жыл бұрын

    He spend all his leftover energy on this move

  • @huckleberryharrison6248

    @huckleberryharrison6248

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing. That is a very strength-based approach.

  • @hamiltonburger4574
    @hamiltonburger4574 Жыл бұрын

    I never get tired of watching this. It's almost like slapstick comedy and a cartoon combined. God's Own Drunk!

  • @Allthingsgreat1

    @Allthingsgreat1

    10 ай бұрын

    Don’t say that last part

  • @hamiltonburger4574

    @hamiltonburger4574

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Allthingsgreat1 Why?

  • @Allthingsgreat1

    @Allthingsgreat1

    10 ай бұрын

    @@hamiltonburger4574 jus doesn’t seem right.

  • @daviswendye
    @daviswendye4 жыл бұрын

    He figured out the problem at the end: his ear needed to be cleaned. It was throwing off his balance.

  • @everready19373

    @everready19373

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's those choclear implants that throw you off, ya know...

  • @destinationbushcraft1833

    @destinationbushcraft1833

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@everready19373 Cochlear, you spoon

  • @ODN67

    @ODN67

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@destinationbushcraft1833 Nah, pretty sure his head hit the chocolate stand too.

  • @massey81
    @massey815 жыл бұрын

    When he later sobered up he wondered where his wheelchair went.

  • @cabdirahman9000

    @cabdirahman9000

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see what u did there... combining 2 great videos

  • @Mikwi9

    @Mikwi9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jacques Markarian hahahhaha

  • @tulockthewerewolf9744

    @tulockthewerewolf9744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Two days later

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC Жыл бұрын

    "It's haard to see a good man brought down by tuppaware" - priceless stuff, Ozzy Man.

  • @samwise8031
    @samwise8031 Жыл бұрын

    Still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh278 ай бұрын

    THIS will always be the single goddamn funniest thing ever posted to KZread. I've watched it a dozen times and I laugh harder every time.

  • @Mike171111
    @Mike1711113 жыл бұрын

    Filmed in 2009 and I bet he still has a hangover

  • @optoms1178

    @optoms1178

    3 жыл бұрын

    That wasn't alcohol he was on some bat crazy drug

  • @damienmaynard8892

    @damienmaynard8892

    2 жыл бұрын

    nope! All good! Working on my next one!

  • @morgoth1946

    @morgoth1946

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@damienmaynard8892 is it srsly u fukin legend

  • @robertchase6387

    @robertchase6387

    2 жыл бұрын

    Assuming he ever sobered up that is....

  • @damienmaynard8892

    @damienmaynard8892

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@robertchase6387 NFL! Efilnikufesin!

  • @ArrtusMusic
    @ArrtusMusic7 жыл бұрын

    "I think the problem is his head, it's throwing him off balance" hahaha, yeah, that big brain of his is weighing him down.

  • @mohamedashaddeen7378

    @mohamedashaddeen7378

    6 жыл бұрын

    surely thats the problem

  • @durrrrl3435

    @durrrrl3435

    6 жыл бұрын

    Arrtus Yeah, heads are a burden!!!😂

  • @mattbenson2497

    @mattbenson2497

    6 жыл бұрын

    Heads aren't a burden they are great funnels just ask that guy!

  • @VcL13

    @VcL13

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @DrPWelles
    @DrPWelles3 ай бұрын

    "I am standing straight, the world is crooked." -Trapper John

  • @MakesNolSense
    @MakesNolSense4 ай бұрын

    This was so funny thanks, great commentary!

  • @dhhddhehvve7072
    @dhhddhehvve70727 жыл бұрын

    2:25 mission failed, we'll get em next time

  • @RJALEXANDER777

    @RJALEXANDER777

    7 жыл бұрын

    Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!

  • @IgorDz

    @IgorDz

    7 жыл бұрын

    Badger badger badger snaaake, oh snaaaake...

  • @z23xc5
    @z23xc5 Жыл бұрын

    I nearly died laughing when he grabbed the bowl

  • @FendergtrJam

    @FendergtrJam

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too ...FRICKIN laughed my ass off 🤣 😂

  • @entertainme7523

    @entertainme7523

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro I was laughin the whole video you need a sense of humor

  • @goldensun7702

    @goldensun7702

    Жыл бұрын

    He's skilled. Never let it fall.

  • @anouarkrassimovich7481

    @anouarkrassimovich7481

    Жыл бұрын

    the tupperware was a trap

  • @KawaNinja56

    @KawaNinja56

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here, best waiter trick I've ever seen !

  • @darlenewason-5722
    @darlenewason-57227 ай бұрын

    I've seen this so many times I never get sick of it because it's just so effing funny it always makes me laugh so loud and hard and yes tears thanks for such a funny funny video 😂😅

  • @beerbellybandit733
    @beerbellybandit73326 күн бұрын

    ive seen this 100 times and i will see it 100 more. one of the greatest videos of all time

  • @TheBeWitty
    @TheBeWitty7 жыл бұрын

    Wish he could narrate my life

  • @stobormachinery9487

    @stobormachinery9487

    7 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @maheeshasamaraweera2039

    @maheeshasamaraweera2039

    7 жыл бұрын

    he did once narrate one of his fan's life

  • @Eterna1Ice

    @Eterna1Ice

    7 жыл бұрын

    He mostly narrates videos that have something interesting in them, so, no.

  • @DeadandPaid1996

    @DeadandPaid1996

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eterna1Ice Not nice

  • @christiansvenjimmiekarlsso1876

    @christiansvenjimmiekarlsso1876

    7 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the internet where truth is spread!

  • @Ryan_May_I
    @Ryan_May_I3 жыл бұрын

    His body: stay down His mind: get up His determination: lvl 5000

  • @therasprince

    @therasprince

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because mom's spaghetti all over him

  • @steve_broxi

    @steve_broxi

    3 жыл бұрын

    *S T A Y D E T E R M I N E D*

  • @Grimm_Lord95

    @Grimm_Lord95

    2 жыл бұрын

    You should have put OVER 9000!

  • @Cookie-hg4xb
    @Cookie-hg4xb7 ай бұрын

    This and the speedboat video are Ozzy's best , nothing comes close to them 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jornfox3545
    @jornfox3545 Жыл бұрын

    The crossed legs meditation breaks were interesting, lol.

  • @johnromerodango2352
    @johnromerodango23524 жыл бұрын

    " He's like "Dear Lord, please make me strong again." " Hahahaha

  • @german_doggy7314

    @german_doggy7314

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh no god facking struck him

  • @avanstrash6149

    @avanstrash6149

    2 жыл бұрын

    ROFLMAO 🤣

  • @SteelPantherBassist1
    @SteelPantherBassist17 жыл бұрын

    You guys are so naïve... He's obviously being assaulted by a ghost.

  • @durrrrl3435

    @durrrrl3435

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mo Mosia Tosh.o reference, right?😆

  • @barbi2503

    @barbi2503

    6 жыл бұрын

    500th like yeas clean

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633

    @skyfalldeadpool1633

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mo Mosia I believe it. I believe everything I read on the net

  • @StoutShako

    @StoutShako

    5 жыл бұрын

    I read a creepypasta that was like that tbh

  • @Crisis16J

    @Crisis16J

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who was assaulting who mate?

  • @michaelhoward7652
    @michaelhoward7652 Жыл бұрын

    I was crying,brilliant lads

  • @WrightByrd
    @WrightByrd Жыл бұрын

    I've seen the original video but this one is 100% funnier 🤣 I laughed so hard my gut hurts.

  • @TheReckoningBeginsToday
    @TheReckoningBeginsToday3 жыл бұрын

    What he lacked in dexterity, he made up for in shear will.

  • @thomasloveless4800
    @thomasloveless48003 жыл бұрын

    I just realized it’s only around 11 in the morning in this video..... Jesus.

  • @Laplantelatte

    @Laplantelatte

    3 жыл бұрын

    He probably pulled an all-night bender and had been drinking up to this point

  • @mammouthlafouinne3678

    @mammouthlafouinne3678

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sadie Smiles yeah happens to me all the time

  • @chbend

    @chbend

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn good catch.

  • @MegaManBeasting

    @MegaManBeasting

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've done that before. We started drinking at like 3 a.m and didn't stop until like 7pm.

  • @Just_Another_Hoosier

    @Just_Another_Hoosier

    3 жыл бұрын

    Goodness, those were the days.

  • @bestofgrime7723
    @bestofgrime7723Ай бұрын

    This is still for me, the FUNNIEST video on the Internet. The commentary just makes it absolute perfection.

  • @zacharyporter5639
    @zacharyporter5639 Жыл бұрын

    this never gets old.

  • @jasonmoseley902
    @jasonmoseley902 Жыл бұрын

    Ozzy man, you are just about the funniest bastard I've ever heard comment on videos lol. I love your stuff man

  • @roderickantony7770
    @roderickantony77703 жыл бұрын

    Best fight between two brain cells I've seen for a long time.

  • @llongdong
    @llongdong2 жыл бұрын

    The clearest sign that this guy is drunk is that he selected Budweiser from the beer cooler.

  • @mykeygostupid

    @mykeygostupid

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s the king of beers buddy

  • @mohaumokhethi8625

    @mohaumokhethi8625

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mykeygostupid colored water you mean drink , the king is green with a red star.

  • @Mike--Oxmall

    @Mike--Oxmall

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mohaumokhethi8625 I like Holsten Pills, because its low in carbs and isn't too bad for diabetics. Also at first it tastes like shit but then after a while you'll begin to like it, you'll start drinking it like water.

  • @kevinbond8966

    @kevinbond8966

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mohaumokhethi8625 at a convenience store its all colored water.

  • @fatbongripz4207

    @fatbongripz4207

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mohaumokhethi8625 Heineken is shit unless you get it from the keg. Abita Purple Haze is a much better lager

  • @swivet99
    @swivet99 Жыл бұрын

    "the lasthing our protagonist needs is sober people with judgey eyes"😂😂

  • @Everlastinglife2024
    @Everlastinglife2024 Жыл бұрын

    Still laughing at this (can't do the math) this many yrs later. Gravity. My friend does this at least once a week. I really need to video it.

  • @manuelchelo2407
    @manuelchelo24074 жыл бұрын

    My question is -- how the fck did he get from point A to point B ( B being the Liqour store)??????????

  • @macro3234

    @macro3234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeez manuel..!! He drove of course...!! lolol

  • @warrenjensen4670

    @warrenjensen4670

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@macro3234 ...because he's clearly too pissed to walk

  • @olivertorno4353

    @olivertorno4353

    4 жыл бұрын

    He passed point C

  • @douglang5568

    @douglang5568

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus is his co pilot

  • @warrenjensen4670

    @warrenjensen4670

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@douglang5568 Jesus Built My Hotrod

  • @thereflection
    @thereflection4 жыл бұрын

    Even in this situation he is still looking for beer. That's courage 👏👏👏

  • @aaravsamantray4027

    @aaravsamantray4027

    4 жыл бұрын

    One beer can't give a shit to his hangover. I mean look at him. What do you think how much he drunk?

  • @macman975

    @macman975

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aaravsamantray4027 What?!?!

  • @mimikho6114

    @mimikho6114

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Bwubblezx3 what?!?!

  • @logan2906

    @logan2906

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mimikho6114 almost reaching your goal

  • @SE45CX

    @SE45CX

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, in his situation every accomplishment will appear heroic.

  • @DenOndeBoss
    @DenOndeBoss Жыл бұрын

    1:40 - "I'm f...... golden!" Just one of many highlights in this masterpiece!

  • @astolatpere11
    @astolatpere11Ай бұрын

    How many times can I come back to watch this video? Yes.

  • @derpcena5078
    @derpcena50787 жыл бұрын

    I think we found the insect guy from Men In Black

  • @Islatheshortone

    @Islatheshortone

    6 жыл бұрын

    Derp Cena BAHAHAHAH

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