Plot Twist: The bench was his timeout for recess and he didn’t wanna get detention for leaving it

@lizzard3699

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@Skylargacha12

Жыл бұрын

That something my elementary school did and I was like, “he was In time out at recess”

@KyleJB007

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what crossed my mind.🤣🤣

@Internet-Resident

Жыл бұрын

Plot Twist 2, he was over on the bench for pushing someone else off the seesaw

@jacoballman9281

Жыл бұрын

Ye

We need to get this straight.. HE WAS OVER ON THE BENCH-

@loganthesonic13

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Galactic-Moon

Жыл бұрын

THE BENCH WAS OVER THERE! HE COULDN'T HELP TYLER!!

@Evelyn_Void

Жыл бұрын

@@Galactic-Moon EXACLY!!

@loganthesonic13

Жыл бұрын

@@Galactic-Moon that's what I'm sayin!

@metaleater730

Жыл бұрын

​@@Galactic-Moon YES HE WAS ON THE BENCH

“You were a bystander!” “But I was SITTING on the BENCH!!!”

@wsp-ge3df

21 күн бұрын

I DID NOTHING BECUS I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!!!!!!

* I WUS OVER ON THE BENCH* got me rolling on the floor.

@MrCarLover13

29 күн бұрын

😂😂

@devonnorcliffe7661

25 күн бұрын

HE WAS ON THE BENCH LET HIM BE ON DA BENCH

@aleenalzahrani5988

24 күн бұрын

@@devonnorcliffe7661 YEAH

@wsp-ge3df

21 күн бұрын

HE WAS OVER ON THE BENCH AND HE WAS OVER ON THE BENCH SO WHAT COULD HE DO?

He got a point, when you’re on the bench, you aren’t in anyone’s problems nor can join anyone’s problems. Smart kid

@JackDesert

Жыл бұрын

Or get punished because you're an easier target once you go to help Tyler up.

@LazyboiYt.

Жыл бұрын

And because we were sitting on the bench

@Zangozz

Жыл бұрын

USA was on a metaphorical bench. they didn't need to stop nazis

@TheseUseless

Жыл бұрын

He can’t help Tyler, he’s too far away.

@LazyboiYt.

Жыл бұрын

@@TheseUseless yhe

“In Nazi Germany-“ That shit killed me for no reason

@mar71n32n0v1lLL0

Жыл бұрын

THE FACE GETS ME

@karotcake645

Жыл бұрын

And Spider-Ham was just over on the bench

@socorroramirez3492

Жыл бұрын

Same

@NiLem98

Жыл бұрын

Well.. yes.. they did that often.

@Ibi_ms

Жыл бұрын

Im sorry in advance but are you jewish ? yk cause' the comment….. sorry

HE WAS OVER ON DA BENNCHHHHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“And u saw what happened but didn’t help” “CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH !”😂got me rolling on the floor

"i was six because i had to be" true words

@Infidi

Жыл бұрын

Me when I remember random events in my life but not when they happened

@schuylermieyr7369

Жыл бұрын

​@@Infidi❤

@shushia1658

Жыл бұрын

Or at the dinner table because he had to be since he was six?

@eyeofcthulhu526

Жыл бұрын

​@Dont_click_this_profile_578ok 🗿

@Un1cide

Жыл бұрын

@@schuylermieyr7369❤

As a German I can confirm that we were sitting on the bench

@littlevoidboi2111

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@lauraayhan4948

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Local_twink

Жыл бұрын

I am German as well. I can confirm this verified.

@gloriaryan197

Жыл бұрын

I'm Italian but my friend is german and it's 100/ true 😊

@Owsame-wz8yn

Жыл бұрын

lmmfao (laughing my motherf*cking *ss off)

I swear, dads can turn anything into a lesson

Plot twist the bench was the seesaw

Cops: "Where were you between the hours of 9pm and 5am?" Me: "I was over on the bench"

@ianxninja

Жыл бұрын

@Lubanzi Bulwana “No because I was over on the bench”

@Thatrandomguy866

Жыл бұрын

@@ianxninja no because I was over at the bench

@howlandliva5095

Жыл бұрын

@@Thatrandomguy866 "No, because I was over on the bench!"

@StrawhatJulius2207

Жыл бұрын

@@Thatrandomguy866 Ninja’s right he was sitting on a bench I saw because I was sitting over on the bench

@Jacob_EstateAgent

Жыл бұрын

Understood, have a nice day sir.

This guy would win any court case, "but I was over on the BENCH!"

@funkymcgoober3240

Жыл бұрын

But your honor I was over on the bench

@MotivatedVergil657

Жыл бұрын

@@funkymcgoober3240 Your Honor , My Client Was Over At The Bench

@funkymcgoober3240

Жыл бұрын

@@MotivatedVergil657 can the defendant rise from over at the bench

@habibakbar

Жыл бұрын

​@@funkymcgoober3240 nah his punishment for unrelated incident forced him to stay stuck over at the bench

@andylugo7060

Жыл бұрын

@@funkymcgoober3240Your honor, my client cannot rise because billy glued him to the bench.

The reaction after the dad said " In Nazis Germany " was genuinely my reaction😂😂💀💀☠️☠️

That was very well put together and literally funny😂😂😂

"Father. You underestimate the length of time it would have taken me to get all the way from the bench to the see-saw. By the time I would have gotten there it would have already happened. So I continued to sit at the bench."

@markcarnell2853

9 ай бұрын

🤓

@moriganacooke1047

9 ай бұрын

​@@markcarnell2853🤓☝️*

@carstennsfw

8 ай бұрын

Imagine the son switching to Morgan Frreman voice while explaining that. Or - depending on his mood - Jack Nicholson or even Clint Eastwood.

@TwidashTwidash5346

7 ай бұрын

hahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mask-Toons

6 ай бұрын

​@@markcarnell2853❤⁰p⁰⁰⁰00⁰000000l

Damn he really got up from the dinner table and walked over to the bench

@corazonguerrero570

Жыл бұрын

fr

@ARandomTexan

Жыл бұрын

@Adrians Larionovs Germany.

@joel.ha.

Жыл бұрын

​@Adrians Larionovs nazis

Na bro was chilling on the bench 😂😂😂😂

The bench was holding him back with this one😂

"I was over on the bench x100" had me dying 😭

@footylover-ww4km

Ай бұрын

ahh lad same😂😂😂

@The_Emotionless_Twins

Ай бұрын

Nah is was x5

@Alicestarrr

Ай бұрын

😮

Nothing like dinner table talks with Dad 😂

@EllanteDaKhari-ty8du

Жыл бұрын

He was a Watch on the bench and youdidn’t do I just kept on saying I wasn’t on the bench that was the funniest thing my phone funniest videos😂😂😂😂😂😅

This guy is just funny...like I can't explain him in any other word lol

I have a sneaky feeling that he was on the bench.... L.O.L 🧡💜🖤🦊

"CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!" got me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀

@Thefingerbrothers2

10 ай бұрын

Fr?

@ThatFreak_0

9 ай бұрын

Same, I can't breathe 😂😂

@49ersfan180

9 ай бұрын

Same bro

The bench is more important then life’s existence. It is a place of true beauty. Rumor has it that kid is still there, “over on the bench”.

@welcometomemeland7268

Жыл бұрын

ALL PRAISE THE BENCH!

@PaulDeanBumgarner

Жыл бұрын

Than, not then.

@torigryffindoor6527

Жыл бұрын

ALL PRAISE THY HOLY BENCH, AMEN 🙏 🪑🪑

@Something_forest

Жыл бұрын

If you do something bad the teachers will put you on the bench and if you leave the bench you get detention ❤ only if you are 6 yrs old tho

"In Nazi Germany..." "😮" 😂😂😂

@Bellys2023

17 күн бұрын

Lol

When you did nothing to help and ur dad says “in Nazi Germany”, you know things get serious

as a Norwegian i can confirm when the Nazis invaded we were over on the bench then they grabbed us put us into a chokehold until we suffocated

@bananaiay

Жыл бұрын

Korrekt

@lisacrabtree3745

Жыл бұрын

Oh. Nice.

@_jdstaybaggin

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha

@marieprestegard2495

Жыл бұрын

My family was smugeling radioes and guns for the resistance but they sure where trying to make the nazis think they where just "over on the bench" 😂 Oldefaren min på morsiden min var en av krigs seilerene. Bestefar pleide å fortelle historier fra de årene, han var bare en liten gutt den gangen, men han reddet mannfolkene i familien med å lage tog av skiene de hadde brukt. Nazistene lette etter tegn på folk som var med i motstandsbevegelsen, og onkelen til bestefar hadde tidligere vært oppe på fjellet og hentet utstyr. Skiene var våte og sto til tørk, men det var ikke snø på gården lengre. Men bestefar hadde tatt de ned for å leke så når nazistene kom trodde de det kun var en unge som drev med ugang. Han sa det var en gang han gjorde ugang og ikke fikk kjeft 😂

@gretchenroop7118

Жыл бұрын

True

"Y'all he was on the bench, get with the program"💀💀 Yuhhh thanks for the 1k yalll

@THtimeheart1234

10 ай бұрын

He was in timeout on *the bench*

@ceciliastromberg4321

10 ай бұрын

Go in skolnow so match That videois so😂 😂😂😂

@Spirit-_-3

10 ай бұрын

@@ceciliastromberg4321 what-

@Famousbat929

10 ай бұрын

Ok look, So if aliens invade earth and kill 75% of the population and people watch it, are they good or bad people?

Plot twist: the bench was far away from the park so he couldn’t do anything.

This voice is perfect for him😅😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤😊

“In Nazi Germany” “Which happened cause I was over on the bench”

@Hails_mcwails

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@harukun3651

Жыл бұрын

I'm Jewish and I laughed 😂

@Master-soul66

Жыл бұрын

@@harukun3651 what💀

@neonsurfer3217

Жыл бұрын

@@Master-soul66 weird af

@The_empires_order

Ай бұрын

Hehehe

''I was over on the bench'' is my new excuse for everything now

@JeneiceRodriguez-hm6uy

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂

@robynschultz2752

Жыл бұрын

😄😆

@SpartanLawOnline

Жыл бұрын

Same. Just gonna repeat that 💩 until they give up.

@Meh_Idc123

Жыл бұрын

😂😂yes

@FnafSmlTheorryyss

Жыл бұрын

​@@SpartanLawOnline you just made me read emojis

I was chilling with him on the bench he undrstands my type of comedy

"BECAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH" *walks all the way back to school just to point at a bench*

as a Tyler I can confirm he was on the bench

@amadoesyoutube59

Жыл бұрын

Are you okay or did he hurt you: plot twist he pushed Tyler off the seesaw and it was his time out

@personwhoasked69

Жыл бұрын

As the guy who pushed Tyler, i can confirm he was over on the bench.

@cosmicviper2566

Жыл бұрын

@@personwhoasked69I told my mommy on u

@hahai6973

Жыл бұрын

As the seesaw I can confirm

@personwhoasked69

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmicviper2566 I will push you too if snitch

“CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!” got me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀

@HookyLOVER

7 ай бұрын

Not you again…. I SEEE YOU EVERY WHERE DUDE!!!!

@lpslucky2566

7 ай бұрын

Egg

@Kidd00710

7 ай бұрын

Which one?? 😭

@lpslucky2566

7 ай бұрын

@@Kidd00710 Wdym?

@Loki_wuce

6 ай бұрын

Same man 😂 it’s to funny that I had to watch it a lot 😂😂

not the dad cutting a burrito with a butter knife 😭

BECAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bros facial expressions are everything 😭👍🏽

@justinbolte9124

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂

@gloriaryan197

Жыл бұрын

Right😊

@user-zi2nh6kh7m

Жыл бұрын

ikr

@ivyrose4827

Жыл бұрын

SO TRUE LMAO

@ArtKid1303

Жыл бұрын

nice that is soo true

“And you did nothing?” “✋👉Cuz I was over in the bench!👉✋”

I swear Dads and Moms, know how to make simple mistakes a goddamn life lesson💀🤦🏽‍♂️

The part that he was on the bench got me laughing

My school had this thing called the “buddy bench” that u could sit and had a view of the whole playground, when there was drama I would sit there and feel like I was in a theatre 😂

@shadowdoomrobotnik

Жыл бұрын

Bruh we had Buddy benches but whenever u sat down a “duty guard”/teacher trying to be a therapist would come sit down next to whoever was sitting there and ask if you were okay 💀 Like man my legs are just tired I’m not depressed im literally in 3rd grade what the heck

@florasaudiolibrary1708

Жыл бұрын

BRUH!! I think we may have gone to the same school; we had a buddy bench that overlooked all the drama, too!!

@MagosArdaeleos

Жыл бұрын

Bro did we go to the same school???

@eddiefirstenberg1000

Жыл бұрын

My elementary school had something similar, but we didn't have a name for it. It was just this one bench in the middle/front of the recess area where you could see EVERYTHING- the basketball hoops, the playground, the kickball field, the gaga pit, EVERYTHING. And the best part is that there was never more than one other person on it because everyone was off in one of the areas you were watching.

@Burghleythegreat

Жыл бұрын

@@MagosArdaeleos Probably not as I’m from the land of shrimps and crocodiles and I have never met a fellow one in KZread comments

“ *CAUSE, I WAS, OVER, ON THE, BENCH!* ” really has been stuck in my head lately, love it

@mistylover7398

7 ай бұрын

Lol

@jacquelineshorter9287

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@passportu4

7 ай бұрын

Same

@user-dw4ry7tq4d

7 ай бұрын

Bro he needs help HE NEEDS BEANS

HAHAHAHA that's me "BECAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH" Got me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

“CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!!😤”

"I was over by the bench" 😆😆😆

@worldofnightmare9149

Ай бұрын

Bot

Your honor he has an alibi "he was over on the bench"

“YEA CUZ I WAS OVER ON DA BENCH👉🏻🪑👈🏻”

You have no idea how much this makes my child happy. She laughs her lungs out

he really loves saying i was sitting on the beach

@user-ip1wz6vh7i

Жыл бұрын

I agree😂 HE IS OVER ON THE BENCH YOU SICO PATH

@martimalphagamer9

Жыл бұрын

🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉

@BirdIsTheWorld735

Жыл бұрын

cause he was over on the bench duh

No matter how many times I watched this, I still laughed.

BECAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH that got me laughing so hard 😂😂

my guy legit was at the dinner table because he had to be🤣

@RamadaArtist

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he was 6 because he had to be.

The missing piece in the communication between father and son is that the father assumes the son comprehends doing something after the bullying.

@enjae2762

Жыл бұрын

Nah, the missing piece is that the son was over on the bench.

@DantheManZ-wn6zg

Жыл бұрын

​@@enjae2762 Nah the missing piece is why did the dad not realize his son was over on the bench

@Chara_Dreemurr1

Жыл бұрын

​@@DantheManZ-wn6zg Nah the missing piece is that the kid was in time out and if he left the bench he would be punished.

@lukeeatschips6324

Жыл бұрын

@@Chara_Dreemurr1 Plot twist, he was in time out because he pushed Tyler and his friend decided to push Tyler as well

@blooddrawer

Жыл бұрын

@@lukeeatschips6324 plot twist tyler was murdered by a gun shot and everybody was told to be still and the man came over and pushed tyler's body off the seesaw to make room so he could do what he was unable to do as a child

When he was staying over on the bench that got me cranked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The "on over the bench" make me choking 😂

You left out an amazing part, “My dad never hit us, he was a lawyer and he picked up apart psychologically.” 😂😂

@Cubepain

Жыл бұрын

When i was Over the bEncH

@Traivons_World

Жыл бұрын

HE WAS OVER ON THE BENCH

When it said I was sitting over on the bench got me cracking up😂

Tyler:😭 Him:👋

Rumor has it, He's still sitting on the bench!

@thepurepiper

Жыл бұрын

Lol. But wait, wasn't he at the dinner table? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Legend has it that he's still explaining to his dad he was on the bench

@NotThatEpic7492

Жыл бұрын

nah his dad killed him for beleving that the child was a nazi LOL

@Ghost12398

Жыл бұрын

@@NotThatEpic7492 lol

@MistieWells-yr9tg

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅

@iwontpoisonyouwithcoffee

Жыл бұрын

The bench is Switzerland.

@Theonlymiau

Жыл бұрын

*over on the bench

"In Nazi Germany..." Me: My guy just completely changed subjects; I WAS JUST *ON THE BENCH* !!!

“Nothing I was at the bench”😂😂😂 I’m rolling on the floor

To a kid, this is a completely valid argument with implied logic and reason behind it.

@CasperTheRamKnight

4 ай бұрын

True Cute pfp btw

@ARockRaider

4 ай бұрын

there actually may be validity to that reason, being on the bench probably means he was to far away to do anything anyways.

@froggymasterog

3 ай бұрын

Well, I’m NOT a kid and his argument is straight facts

@WRECKSCAR-WreckfestAIRac-vz8qr

3 ай бұрын

When ur on the bench ur usually already in trouble and u can't leave

@CortneyCorona-mk2xh

3 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

HOW IS HE SO GOOD AT THESE 😭

The whole video:I was over on da ✨bench✨

bro the “CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!” cot me laughing

I didn’t think anyone could improve on John Mulaney, but here we are 😂

@jordanfelt5978

Жыл бұрын

You actually think this made it better...? Really? Ew. I mean, to each his own but I completely disagree.

@Corsades

Жыл бұрын

​@@jordanfelt5978 ew

@kempolar9768

Жыл бұрын

@@jordanfelt5978 "to each his own...ew". Yeah thats how everyone else in here thinks of you right now.

@jordanfelt5978

Жыл бұрын

@@kempolar9768 "everyone in here"? What did you announce to your only two friends who happened to be in the same room as you that somebody on the internet said something you didn't like? And they agreed with you because they're your only friends? And if not that then you're assuming way too much about what other people agree about. And that is truly 'ew'.

@DannySexbang69

Жыл бұрын

@@jordanfelt5978 ew

alternate universe : “ but i was on the bench” father : understandable have a nice day

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ 🗿

I wAs OvEr On ThE bEnCh😂😂😂😂

The pointing at the bench was funny

Moral of the story: Never leave the bench

@ItzTocaSiana

10 ай бұрын

@matthewwilliams3726 ???

@bean2.

10 ай бұрын

​@matthewwilliams3726??

@bean2.

10 ай бұрын

​@matthewwilliams3726?

@brittanyblankenship7156

10 ай бұрын

😂 It was so funny I fell on the floor.

@pawansidhu7129

10 ай бұрын

Hey, if you were on the bench you saw something you’re supposed to help them or else at school. The teacher move you to the principals office and when you go home you get grounded

“How many times will you-“ “*I was over on the bench*”

“You saw a dead body and you did nothing!!” “I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH”

Hot pockets got me on the floor😂

"I saw a man get jumped" dad: "where were you?" me: "I was over on the bench"

In his own excuse he was over on the bench😂😂😂

@rainbowd4shie07uwu

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha- nobody laughed~

@GloryToMasterKohga.

Жыл бұрын

@@rainbowd4shie07uwu no one cares

Can we talk about how the son's hot pocket was 20 degrees after he came back from the bench?!

I WAS SITTING OVER ON BENCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

‘’So you saw what happened and did nothing’’ ‘’Yeah cause I was over at the BENCH’’

@samuelrodriguesjetstreamsa209

9 ай бұрын

Just…the way he said it

@BearFam_Pt

8 ай бұрын

Lol

@kenkush5049

7 ай бұрын

​@@samuelrodriguesjetstreamsa209r mmk e

This man is the definition of “I’m not lazy I’m just conservative with my energy”

@i_ate_the_context

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard that before but now I love it

When dad logic hasn't quite been installed in your kid brain yet!!!

Bro really liked that freaking bench 😂😂😂❤😂😂!

No one does this better than him😂

@ejr2794

11 ай бұрын

Me

'Cause I was over on the bench' most said sentence.

@zcarp8642

11 ай бұрын

Correction. He said " yes i saw because i was over on the bench" and other variations, only once did he just say that

@Killer_Cattt

11 ай бұрын

​@@zcarp8642Correction, he was mostly saying "I was over on the bench".

@ericsandstrom8561

11 ай бұрын

*decided not to reply... Cause I was sitting on a bench*

@nissnynass

11 ай бұрын

@@zcarp8642"yes i saw be[cause i was over on the bench"]"

@Quizeter

11 ай бұрын

I love the bench

“IN NAZI GERMANY” Had Me Dying 😂😂

You have 1 second to live BUT AM ON THE BEN---

"cuZ I WaS oVeR oN the beNCH!" Bruh got my soul in heaven for 5 minutes 💀💀💀 Edit:ty for 800 likes Edit 2:Wow thx for 900 likes:) Edit 3:Tysm for 1k! Edit 4:Holy crap I've never got this much tysm for 1.1k! Edit 5:MaMa Im fAmOuS tYsM fOr 1.2k!!

@JoePepit970

6 ай бұрын

Same bro💀

@user-uy7mq1uo8r

6 ай бұрын

Same 💀

@vishnujayanti2977

5 ай бұрын

You got your soul over on the bench

@VinceQVu

5 ай бұрын

​@@vishnujayanti2977Lol

@EliteUpgradedTitanSpeakerman.

4 ай бұрын

911th like

What does he not get about the ✨👏🏻bench👏🏻✨

My mom trying to make me feel guilty for not helping:

LIL BRO LEFT THE DINING TABLE TO GO TO THE BENCH

“cuz I was over on the bench!” 😂😂😂

@dominicivy3678

10 ай бұрын

So funny when he said cuz I went on the bench!!!!! So so so so funny 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@WtyKaszciiSalty675

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Yeah but I was OVER ON THE BENCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why did he even mention that Tyler got pushed off the seesaw like his dad asked how his day went

“So you saw what happened and did nothing?” “Yeah because I WAS ON THE BENCH DAD!!!”

“We’re those good people” “Are you comparing your 6 year old child to Nazis?” “👁️👄👁️” Edit: goddamn this comment blew up lol

@williamcrandall

Жыл бұрын

Bruh 👁👄👁

@makhnothecossack4948

Жыл бұрын

I mean, when you look it from the side of brutality, those two groups are not that far away from each other.

@smeep6846

Жыл бұрын

were

@Emppu_T.

Жыл бұрын

bro. it's a figuro of speechio

@gusbunger6494

Жыл бұрын

🗿

"why didn't you go to school today" "cause I was sitting on the bench" 💀

@_qwaty_

11 ай бұрын

The bench

@obomna

11 ай бұрын

@@_qwaty_ I was sittin over on it

@tinekehollestelle1076

11 ай бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ExtremelycoolColton

11 ай бұрын

I’m a bunch too

@aidenrhone5453

11 ай бұрын

Why were you born, I was sitting on the bench