A haircut, an iPod, piercings and a strapon. The big four. That's insane.

@MrOdsplut

4 жыл бұрын

PsychosisFire the four amigos

@devinbaird2470

4 жыл бұрын

Well I don't like it when people call me boring.

@martinsheills3176

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrOdsplut Mixing Peep show references. You're on another level. You've gone beyond!

@itsBATSMENnotBATTERS

4 жыл бұрын

Martin Sheills captain corrigan is flying without a license

@tamhaswoods9056

4 жыл бұрын

Mark predicts SJWs 10 years ahead of time.

"3 more beers for the 3 musketeers" All 4 naan and naan for all

@justme-hh4vp

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!, except.. Mark changed the order, now none for all!

@mikerophone235

Жыл бұрын

This comment

@JOBdOut

10 ай бұрын

You win. Well done

@J.Skyler

9 ай бұрын

cheers for the laugh 😂

@TheLowest

8 ай бұрын

That's insane

I used to work in an indian restaurant and I would always play this in my head when someone ordered four naans

@CubeBizz

2 жыл бұрын

that's insane

@JCglitchmaster

Жыл бұрын

You should've said it everytime someone did. If they got the reference you probably would've gotten a fat tip.

@AlexRoseGames

Жыл бұрын

@@JCglitchmaster yeah and fired the other 7/8s of the time

@dodovomitory3496

7 ай бұрын

​@@JCglitchmasterNot everywhere is america, tipping isnt the norm everywhere.

@perspii2808

7 ай бұрын

@@AlexRoseGamesworth it

I love the way that 4 is insane but 3 is acceptable

@barringtonfisher87

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Smith no Mark took the order down to 2. So 3 was probably a bit mental but now 4 is insane

@simonin3d

6 жыл бұрын

Do you know the size of naans? One can make a lot of difference.

@oliverhilton6086

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair it is peshwari naan that’s like the best naan there is

@Eliteerin

5 жыл бұрын

3 between 3 is pretty normal

@crazyfishmonster459

5 жыл бұрын

Well with 3, there's a naan and a half each. Just comes under 'really pushing the boat out'

i love how at the end mark escalates from "oh piss" to "oh crumbs" literally the most stereotypical englishman ever

@MrOdsplut

4 жыл бұрын

I do NOT iron my socks!

@ajaxtelamonian5134

4 жыл бұрын

Thats when its gotten real

@xeerofficialmusic

4 жыл бұрын

the look on his face as well, he's so innocently done something bad

@mikehawk9531

2 жыл бұрын

so true

@mrkeogh

11 ай бұрын

Piss crumbs.

I love how Jeremy hesitates to put his hand in with the others in the exact same way Mark hates doing the el dude train horn

@wannyyydilliamsss

4 жыл бұрын

‘EHHHH!! EHHHH!!’ ‘....ehhh.’

@robsaunders623

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought of it as a lorry horn

@dunnyzed6953

3 жыл бұрын

Never noticed that before 😂

@thuzzwhistle1028

2 жыл бұрын

This was a good observation

@pepe6666

2 жыл бұрын

@@wannyyydilliamsss EEe! EEEH!

When everything reopens we're all getting 4 naan!

@tday212

4 жыл бұрын

4 naans? FOUR? That's insane.

@bhgamer1014

3 жыл бұрын

half price everything at the moment so your actually getting 2

@jameswest4692

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because they'll still have to self isolate

@rjaxxxas

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, seeings though most of us are insane from isolation.

@AlexG1020

3 жыл бұрын

>11 months ago this comment didnt hold up well

So this is what happens when I change my VPN to England

@lt.spangler4445

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it’s going great

@nolanmartin4813

4 жыл бұрын

Russia for me 🙏🕵

@Tom_Hadler

4 жыл бұрын

Flying Nimbus You chose well. Welcome to England pal

@FlyingNimbus

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tom_Hadler I've honesty always wanted to visit. When this corona virus dies down and borders open again I should plan a trip.

@Tom_Hadler

4 жыл бұрын

Flying Nimbus Im not the IP address police, but where are you from? Europe in general is worth several visits

"Too good for the cone, are we?" 😂

Its a shame Daryl was a racist, I liked seeing Mark happy

@DendyJungle

7 жыл бұрын

Kasey Escape not just racism . theres the vandalism too

@Jafmanz

5 жыл бұрын

the term racism was invented by the bolshevik movement that then went onto murder 60 million people!

@Blanchables

5 жыл бұрын

Western Unity wtf lmao

@Jafmanz

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr Cloud Having an IQ in double digits will make you see a great deal of wierd things. Try not to worry about it and concentrate on making sure you pull out. Break the chain.....

@jcjordie21

4 жыл бұрын

@Western Unity shut up haha

Mark's definition of insanity - 4 naan

@TrempBoy2

4 жыл бұрын

According to Albert Einstein, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting 4 naans afterwards

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

Mark to Jeremy: "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

i automatically quote this anytime i am around naan bread

@gameloser2893

2 жыл бұрын

Garret is a peep show fan , very cool

@theleakerbot

2 жыл бұрын

Garret bruh 💀

@riccardo7647

2 жыл бұрын

thanks garret for introducing me to this meme!

@wefeffwfwfewwfe

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/foZ3srWMYrjSYto.html

@guestforking

2 жыл бұрын

i automatically quote this anytime i am around four of anything

“🎵 Ooooooh 🎶 Too good for the cone are we?”

@TheIanoTube

3 жыл бұрын

He almost seemed normal right there

As an Indian I agree, 4 Naans is insane.

@johndcoffee632

4 жыл бұрын

Name checks out

@whiskii

4 жыл бұрын

@@johndcoffee632 sounds like an Indian version of Daryl. Coincidence?

@dronakhurana4048

4 жыл бұрын

It's 4 naan

@futon2345

3 жыл бұрын

Plus 3 rice pulao

@anubhav111196

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you cannot eat that much, if you eat 2 naans with butter, believe me you'll be full, and pulao rice on top of it, just impossible, knowing how much Jeremy worked out, this was really excessive

They're the flattest beers ever 😅

@A-R-17

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's London for you. Twice as flat and twice as expensive.

@CheddarmanGeo

4 жыл бұрын

Looks more like cider

@qwadratix

4 жыл бұрын

Beer is supposed to be respectably flat. Fizzy drinks are for kids.

@SimicFishCrab

4 жыл бұрын

@@CheddarmanGeo Looks like tea its so flat

@leow637

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't be fizzing like a cheap lager, but it should have a decent head on it. If that *is* actually beer in the shot I'm guessing they took so long redoing the take that it disappeared

After watching most of the show this is one of the jokes that sticks out most in my mind. It perfectly represents both of them. Mark’s metric scale of neuroticism and Jeremy’s lack of any personal responsibility. It’s the whole show summed up in to one exchange. The three servings of rice in combination with two rounds of beers and three naan is already insane, but for Jeremy to get a fourth presumably for himself is just absolutely mad. Truly insane. He probably didn’t even eat it despite it being all he can afford. He is 100% the type of person to stock up on carbs so that he only has to eat once a day

@jackmace6531

2 жыл бұрын

But isn’t this for 3 people? Doesn’t seem unreasonable to me. 1 rice and naan per person plus 1 naan in case

@personmcpersonface8415

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackmace6531 But 4 naan Jack, 4? That's insane.

4 right backs gareth? 4? Thats insane

Ordering 4 naan before the lockdown: insane Ordering 4 naan after the lockdown: sensible, more food in the house, stuff to eat later

Jez was so jealous to see Mark have a friend and be happy

I'm a somebody now; there's no need for a cone.

@swophie5144

4 жыл бұрын

THAT'S NOT FUNNY DARYL, REPEAT, NOT FUNNY

@Hashslingingslasher-

4 жыл бұрын

He's more interested in the green kind of cone

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@swophie5144 it's like you just watched the video

@swophie5144

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout what video? where am i

@mmmyeah7

4 жыл бұрын

Read the small print on your conetract

4 Tiers Jeremy? 4? That's insane.

@DaveDexterMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Ah! we saw the same popular tweet, but where we diverged is me not wanting to nick someone else's joke

OH FUCK! OH PISS! Oh crumbs.

'Four naan Jeremy, four!? That's insane'

@Honsanmai

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm in the big leagues now"

MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK THE DOORBELL'S WORKING, NICE AND *LOUD* , YEAH??

Whenever I want to live life on the edge I go for a curry and order 4 naans

@noe9250

4 жыл бұрын

Gabe Thornes 4 naan

@BatraSahb

4 жыл бұрын

As an Indian I'm surprised I haven't fallen off of it yet

@Confucius_76

4 жыл бұрын

That's insane!

@thestrays815

4 жыл бұрын

Shit man you crazy bastard

@CaptApril123

3 жыл бұрын

Madman! You're a Madman!!

The downgrade from 'Oh F***' to 'Oh Piss' to 'Oh Crumbs' gets me everytime.

Four Naan is ALL IN

I recall when Mark really pushed the boat out he ordered 3 nan (“a nan and a half each) - by that ratio and including Daryl Jeremy is spot on ordering 4 nan

@Myatheequestrian

2 жыл бұрын

Didnt he do that to punish Jeremy for ditching the counciling that Mark had actually paid for 😂

@tlg5003

2 жыл бұрын

Jez shd have reminded him how insane it was!

@scslre

Жыл бұрын

i've bought you a lovely curry, what's wrong with that?

@bencousins7311

11 ай бұрын

@@scslre tuck in

1:18 Flattest beer I've ever seen

@Nutsaur

3 жыл бұрын

Hand pull?

To be fair when you go to a place that makes proper naan in a tandoor, even two naans are quite heavy, one and a half is normal , so four is insane

@bigswedenman29

3 жыл бұрын

But if you go somewhere that makes it in house it's soooo good. If you can stomach it.

@TyrannosaurusCHEX

3 жыл бұрын

I find the Indian restaurants are getting a bit stingy with their naans in recent years, they used to be a meal just by themselves but now seem to be creeping smaller and smaller so perhaps 4 is one day going to be the standard order.

@sachindougall1069

3 жыл бұрын

@@TyrannosaurusCHEX which restaurants u been to the best Indian restaurants you will find in the UK are in Southall mate (and also don't eat naans as a meal on their own unless they are stuffed with something)

@TyrannosaurusCHEX

3 жыл бұрын

@@sachindougall1069 the best Indian restaurants are ANY Indian restaurant - curry is so easy to make good it is literally impossible to mess it up. Naans on the other hand seem like a bit of a skilled art that is being lost by modern generations- and yeah it needs to be a keema or tikka naan to have as a meal on its own.

@sachindougall1069

3 жыл бұрын

@@TyrannosaurusCHEX this is bollocks as someone who is Indian and probably has eaten more curries than you, I also cook them so I understand what makes them better or worse bro, this is definitely not true

Love the chaotic neutral nature of british humor

We named our pub quiz team 4 naan. It received some solid nods of approval 👌

I have no idea what i just watched, but I was entertained the whole way through.

The more I think about it, the more insane the idea of ordering four naan becomes. Bloody hell jezz

One of the best shows of all time. ❤

4 jabs Jeremy, 4 that’s insane

When you're having the bi-annual clean up of your bedroom and you move your desk chair: 2:24

@jimbobbles2265

2 жыл бұрын

nice one

BBC News: Labour wants four new bank holidays *"Four bank holidays Jeremy, four? That's insane"*

@ashleyclacy8879

4 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Norris And the fact that a 4 day working week has shown increased productivity in other countries but yeah, their brexit policy is lacking a bit.

@benwoodcock8805

4 жыл бұрын

What do you want? He’s gonna negotiate a deal and then do a referendum on it. Why is that not the normal thing? Lib dems just want to cancel it undemocratically. Tories just want it to be fucking children of men. I think labor is awfully coherent by comparison

@ChrisMelville

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Woodcock corbyn won’t renegotiate anything. He’ll give us a choice of a crappy arrangement with a customs union, where we’ll be rule-takers with no input in writing the rules; or remain. He won’t give the option of an actual Brexit. Therefore completely overturning the 2016 referendum, and sticking 2 fingers up at over 17 million people - a great many of whom were Labour voters. Corbyn’s an anti-British disaster.

@mosesman01

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisMelville because it's been going fucking swimmingly up to now

@zossua7375

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyclacy8879 Imagine working 4 days a week. I would be happy. Actually happy. I would have time to do things other than stare at my computer screen.

This is a good old show

Peep Show was always so deliciously silly and ludicrous! BRILLIANT cast, witty dialogue, and easily one of the greatest comedy shows EVER! Wish it could return!!

@emilysmellfox4784

10 ай бұрын

chloe?

@Kwauhn.

6 ай бұрын

That's the thing about British sitcoms. They do one run, and the show is done forever lol.

@caiuscosades2830

3 ай бұрын

First 3 seasons were great, but went downhill from there IMO. Eating the dog was just silly.

Mark saying ‘haircut’ as though it’s a crazy thing....oh wait, it is now

It's true, 4 naans = insane. Of all the world's popular cuisines, there are two that I always over-order because I think I'll eat way more than I eventually do. Indian & Texas barbecue. Thankfully most of the barbecue I've enjoyed is all you can eat.

@iankuk1980

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone else but me feeling envious having never enjoyed a texan all you can eat bbq?

@Fake_Robot

8 ай бұрын

@@iankuk1980 As a Texan, I question the quality of all you can eat barbecue because the good stuff is usually quite expensive. The only time I’ve had all you can eat barbecue was a fundraiser on a really bougie ranch and that was some of the best and probably most expensive barbecue I’ve ever had.

I just wanted to see the Naan reaction but I got ohhh so much more! Really liked the filming style!!!

The "oh crumbs" always hits hard

I love this show so much

this just feels like two monologues mashed together to make sense with the extras making a surprise entrance

I tried to joke about this scene at my younger sisters dinner party recently with her friends who I didnt know, they were asked to bring naan bread and only brought 2 packets, instinctively and without thinking I exclaimed, "2 Naans, 2?" in Marks surprised but condescending tone, forgetting this episode is quite old now. Lets say there was an awkward silence.

@rentalsnake6542

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Smith imagine going through life having never watched Peep Show, I pity those poor fools.

@MrBaronCabron

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Smith yeah, it's only one of the most popular UK TV shows of all time

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

@@rentalsnake6542 i'm getting to experience it all now tho. woot woot

@championthewonderhorse9733

2 жыл бұрын

This often happens to me - I respond to people with a line from a film or TV series which they don't get. Oh dear.

@jeffjefferson3364

2 жыл бұрын

I did the same with frankie boyles joke about recycling plastic bags by using them to suffocate your children, at a wedding.

Well this escalated quickly.

it was such a shame Daryl was a Nazi, him and mark seemed to get on great and mark seemed very happy for a change

I have no idea how I got here and now have way more questions than answers

this is by far the best episode of all

Just opened a pack of 4 naan and had to revisit this clip

@kevtb874

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a single portion pack of naan?

Awesome show!

Four naan, Jeremy? The naan can't save you. You're still gonna have to talk to people, you know!

"OH F**K! oh piss! oh crumbs."

Daryl seems like an awesome friend!

@AdamTheMan1993

4 жыл бұрын

Shame he was a far-right racist

When I win the lottery I'll have peepshow playing 24/7 in a cinema room

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE CLIP THAT STARTED IT ALL.

😂😂😂😂 that "WHEEEY!!!" when the rock's thrown!!

I’m a somebody now, there’s no need for a cone.

@RustlingJimmies69

5 жыл бұрын

Violent joke Of too good for the cone are we?

Thanks Westie and Stod bringing me here after every stream lol

Jez at this moment is all of us after we’ve received a modest raise

Anyone else here because it randomly showed up on their recommended videos?

@markofsaltburn

4 жыл бұрын

larba200 we’re all algorithm surfers here.

@amhr58

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what they're talking about.

@cloaking111

4 жыл бұрын

I searched for this actually...

“I’ve shared enough rice with you Mark, I’m in the big league’s now.”

Probably my favourite episode

This is one of those absolutely iconic moments of PS. I bet even the most casual viewer could recite those lines xd

General Grievous: "I've been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku" Obi Wan: 4 lightsabers Grievous? 4? That's insane."

"one and a half naans each, I really pushed the boat out"

4 naan, jeremy? 4? that's insane. lol i've never laughed so hard

best comedy ever

That's insane

When both your Grandad’s get divorced and then remarried : Four nans grandad that’s insane.

@badmansteve9175

4 жыл бұрын

John Saunders it was a joke Mark it was a Christmas joke.

@badmansteve9175

4 жыл бұрын

John Saunders fair enough mate

Jeremy sounds a lot like the IT guy from Bruiser in this scene, his intonation.

Those beers though...

This is exactly my friend on payday 🤣

That actor is so funny in star stories.

@airindiana

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda forgot totally, a much underrated show!

Oh, crumbs! lol

4 Naans? I thought that was a Wayne Rooney wish list.

That brick through the window sobered Mark up real fast xD

Funniest part,. Oh piss! ... oh crumbs

For those who wondered where the fine line between genius and insanity lay...

"I'm in the big league now" 😏

When mark is drunk in the cab is hilarious

jean michel jarre thing on the keyboards

Ooooh Too good for the cone are we?

Iconic

Peep show is awesome

Those beers that Daryl brings: England's finest! No head and probably lukewarm.

Top bloke Daryl.

I LOVE the sass at 0:36

Cone but not forgotten

'He doesn't go around with a haircut...'

Holy shit that escalated quickly. One minute mark and jez are having a back and forth about ordering naan and rice and next thing I know old mate dazza is throwing a rock through someone’s window and mark ends up taking the blame for it.

I remember the Daryl episode but have no recollection of the bit in the curry house. Weird.

@Spamjim0211

4 жыл бұрын

hoii same

We are having a laugh, *a bloody good laugh*

As an Indian living in the UK, it is a tradition to watch this at least once before I take my non-Indian mates to Mylahore

2:16 This house and yard looks like a place I've seen in Beckenham before.

Jez is flawless in this

Perhaps the most important 2 minutes in the entire history of human civilisation.

I love how his "f* piss crumbs" goes down in severity as he realizes he has escalated to the wrong crowd and needs to dial it back.