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See the best moments from the writer of the Big Beat Manifesto, the man with a van, the father of the twins, someone fluent in the language of love (and a little bit of German) and the king of crack addiction, the one and only Super Hans.
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"But you love crack, it was your favourite!" he says that like he quit his favourite sport
@rodrigodelprat
4 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a caring mother.
@t.c.4321
3 жыл бұрын
Relax, it's not Bluepeter.
@Pellkot
3 жыл бұрын
Like a consererd mom more. Love that scene
@ajaxtelamonian5134
3 жыл бұрын
It was.
@artao5
3 жыл бұрын
To Super Hans, drug use IS a sport. hehe
We can be men with ven.
@Simpspark
5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me it's pronounced mans with vans.
@slcarsuk
5 жыл бұрын
@@Simpspark you are stupid.
@snowy2619
4 жыл бұрын
fuckin van innit
@menwithven8114
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line in the whole series
@zapkvr
3 жыл бұрын
@@menwithven8114 I simply cnannot choose. theres so many great lines. Hundreds of em.
"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins!"
@tomsmith6878
4 жыл бұрын
hans, im not sure youve ever previously mentioned the twins
@jamessheehy4895
4 жыл бұрын
Whats funf in german?
@DarkLordofTheSith69
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm always talking about the twins
@xxxfirehuunterxxx
4 жыл бұрын
Great kids. Very lazy.
@beieber4life
4 жыл бұрын
A pair of eight-ers, I reckon
'Best of super hans' is just every scene he's in to be honest
@neanda
Жыл бұрын
true, and they were always the best scenes. The people who created this show put together a good mix of true life characters. Truth is funnier than fiction
@BernoZombie
8 ай бұрын
The secret ingredient is Super Hans... and crime
@enterpassword3313
8 ай бұрын
@@neandatruth is funnier than fiction? You forget you were talking about fiction?
@McShag420
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, he's the best character on the show, for sure.
The "Crack." with the plank in his hand never fails to cheer me up.
@0ldFrittenfett
3 жыл бұрын
I thought of it yesterday. That's why I'm here. "Just say no. Even if I'll beat you. Hard. With wood." "Crack." "Here you go" "Cheers"
@TreyAnderson528
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@Darkstar263
3 жыл бұрын
I love how easily Mark gives in and hands it to him.
@dodec8449
3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkstar263 I like how he has the drugs already on a table in the hallway
@will6176
2 жыл бұрын
@@Darkstar263 Thats mark for ya
'Men with ven' is an elite peep show quote.
@urbanwarrior3470
3 жыл бұрын
never fails to crack me up...
@kalesozzo5608
3 жыл бұрын
Don't say crack
@horacethecheese1009
2 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one. First time I heard that I was off my head laughing and not sure how to feel about it.
@rightweaponry908
Жыл бұрын
Theres a flyer all over my neighborhood that says "man with van" and i swear i think "men with ven" and die laughing to myself
@Bilama
10 ай бұрын
I think about this quote often and I laugh so much
I've accidentally run to windsor
@MrPatbut
4 жыл бұрын
Enjoy Scotland
@victorchaos3558
4 жыл бұрын
Me legs, they're like jelly
@xxxfirehuunterxxx
4 жыл бұрын
The endorphins kicked in
@charles-ze5jx
4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that like, in Scotland?
@sten-markmandmaa4197
4 жыл бұрын
KxY loo
I saw Matt King in a Costa Coffee in Brighton once. Had a young child with him - possibly one of the twins.
@zapkvr
3 жыл бұрын
Ill wager he never shut up about the twins. Hes always on about em. How old are they now?
@JJ-fg2wd
3 жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr well, if they were fünf zwei Jahre ago....pair of eighters I figure?
@kalesozzo5608
3 жыл бұрын
He loved the twins
@robkayes7356
3 жыл бұрын
Blood love those two
@princeofb7383
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome I saw him in Currys PC World looking at the TVs. Amazing.
I miss peep show. The best comedy of modern times.
@fuzzydunlop4513
4 жыл бұрын
Always sunny is the only show that comes anywhere close
@orangelighting5633
4 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzydunlop4513 I recommend trailer park boys aswell
@unseenufo
4 жыл бұрын
Spaced was good as well.
@samfitzpatrick7891
4 жыл бұрын
IT Crowd
@callumdonley9474
4 жыл бұрын
Second only to the office
'What's fünf in English?" "Five." "Yeah, they turned fünf zwei years ago. So? What? Couple of eighters, I reckon. I bloody love them two."
@macman975
3 жыл бұрын
Turned 5, 2 years ago. Wouldn't that make them a couple of severners lol
@Jan_Regal
3 жыл бұрын
@@macman975 That's the joke Danny.
@macman975
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jan_Regal Oh okay mate. I did wonder.
@zapkvr
3 жыл бұрын
@@macman975 The twins are really triplets.
@gavster023
3 жыл бұрын
That chick in that scene is so hot
Superhans is surely one of the very best characters in British TV history
@enemdisk6628
3 жыл бұрын
All TV history
@tigerskob
Жыл бұрын
Gerard is second
@freqeist
Жыл бұрын
@@enemdisk6628 Human history.
@dyr234
24 күн бұрын
I lived in Australia for 7 years, and he gives me that grimy aussie brit bloke who's been around the block and has wack shit to say haha
¨from the PCP to the lattes¨ lmao
Super Hans is just a brilliant character
"well thats very sensible albeit hallucinatory advice" lol
“Ah I’ll never forgive orange if they’ve wiped the twins” 😂 Every scene with super hans in the best scene, hands down one of the greatest characters in British TV history.
@stevenaitcheson6938
Жыл бұрын
Taking the snitch up the jacksie.
"Relax, it's not Blue Peter' gets me 😂
@iMJBNi
2 жыл бұрын
That plus the way Hans later says "This crack is really moreish" never fail to crack me up (pun not intended)
Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall.
@antonydyatlov5651
3 жыл бұрын
He went too far that time...
A tell ye what..that crack is really moreish.
@renzokukenleneyoyo522
5 жыл бұрын
What is the meaning of that phrase? I am not that versed in brit.
@thatgamer8168
5 жыл бұрын
Renzokuken Leneyoyo something being moorish is like when you eat a sweet and just keep helping yourself to more cause you can’t help it
@MrMarr4347
5 жыл бұрын
It's spelt 'moreish', though. 'Moorish' is to do with North African settlers in Iberia
@renzokukenleneyoyo522
5 жыл бұрын
@@thatgamer8168 sweet! thanks!
@patriciofernandez2711
5 жыл бұрын
When I first heard that, judging by the look on his face I thought it was "moorish", as in related to the moorlands, i.e. dark and sinister and an overall bad trip
*Accidentally runs to Windsor*
@marcbalaram383
4 жыл бұрын
We've all had that moment where we accidentally run to Windsor... I heard it happens to the royal family too.
@enemdisk6628
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a jelly!!
7:54 “What’s a washing machine doing in a pub?! Jesus, I need a drink” 😆
@Elitist20
Жыл бұрын
8:12 'People *like* Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.'
I love the way Mark and Super Hans are very indifferent towards each other but share in the fact that they both have the same mutual friend.
Ok, I just realised it... but he is absolutely brilliant at playing a believable character, I genuinely feel like Matt King IS Super Hans.
@parkbike5000
4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Matt King?
@Kaiji...
4 жыл бұрын
Feargal Cunningham the actor of Super Hans you fucking spastic
@vaginacorporation
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiji... actor?
@eleo_b
4 жыл бұрын
Feargal Cunningham • someone is not getting your joke, lol!
@TravelWithBradley
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiji... Whoooooooooooosh
I love how Super Hans and Mark become pretty close friends throughout this series
@playasadonejoe
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, giving mark all his old kid's shit, going paintballing with him. Super Hans seems to respect Mark, he gave him the symbolic last crack.
@johnmartinez7440
3 жыл бұрын
@@playasadonejoe Plus working with him too. You've got to respect a man who'll get you a latte and a pain au raisin at work.
@sevenseasonsofbrown
Жыл бұрын
I think they both know that neither of them will understand eachother, and have come to terms with it lol
@neanda
Жыл бұрын
@@sevenseasonsofbrown yeah 🤣
@chrishaws204
Жыл бұрын
I agree, Jez is the ultimate loser. He thinks Super Hans is cool, he wants to be like Super Hans. Mark knows he isn't cool. Himself or Super hans
I love that the actor is like Hans in real life, apparently after filming the last series he came with a man in a van to take the sofa from the set of Marks flat
@llll2071
3 жыл бұрын
A man with a van, a slouch with a couch.
@helmetcheese
3 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother play one of his twins in the show, season 9 ep 2 to be precise. I can confirm he is much like he is on the shiw
@wilko9346
3 жыл бұрын
My neighbour is friends with him thought I’ve never met him. He said he has that charm to him
@click_gaming4277
2 жыл бұрын
Men with Ven.
@demonmonsterdave
Жыл бұрын
He is my mum. She is very kind but won't get me my spiderman cape.
"With wood" is a line I always forget and then never fails to crack me up 😂
@Schmuni
Жыл бұрын
Crack?
@benfennell6842
Жыл бұрын
Crack.
@pranaysinghparihar4738
Жыл бұрын
Don’t say crack, it reminds me of crack
@DanielScherer7
4 ай бұрын
@@pranaysinghparihar4738and I love crack
Glue's coming back!
@ok2760
5 жыл бұрын
"nature's glue"
its amazing how super hans makes jeremy seems so normal
"Plumbings just water lego innit"
Did he say “Mong out and listen to snow patrol”?
@mikebott6940
3 жыл бұрын
He did.
@gordonferrar7782
3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere safe.
@spidos1000
3 жыл бұрын
Ye it’s a rock band
@geekdivaherself
2 жыл бұрын
I thought at first that he said "mung out." Like the bean.
"Plumbings just Lego, water Lego"
The Swan And Paedo
@ChuckChuckWood
4 жыл бұрын
Originally "Free the Paedos"
@OllieSmythable
4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck’s a washing machine doing here? I need a drink
@zapkvr
3 жыл бұрын
Good name for a pub
"a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" 😂
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.” I love how he starts with the Coldplay part.
I travelled on a train to Edimburgh next to Matt King (The actor who plays super hans). He was accompanied with other guys, they were going to play at a gig. I listen to them speaking. Matt King IS super Hans, his demeanor, vocabulary, jokes and manner of speech is very similar to his character "Super Hans". I literally felt like watching in real life an episode of Peep Show. It was great fun, basically, when watching peep show you are not watching acting, you are watching Matt King being normal.
@lakmeister
Жыл бұрын
Yes thats the best way.. I do it all day.....wonder what happened to me?
@BiggestNightmareJim
7 ай бұрын
To be fair it must be hard to have his "look" without at least speed, I know people that look just like him and they definitely like their powders
‘Glues coming back’ - me walking around with a pritt-stick
@bbrs925
Ай бұрын
Nature’s glue
I always think Hans would come into his own in wartime
@mohammadsiddiqui3564
4 жыл бұрын
iPhone owwqi
@zeroireland
4 жыл бұрын
He'd be like Bunny in Platoon travelling hither and yon smashing Vietnamese lads' heads in with the butt of his rifle.
@watsisbuttndo829
4 жыл бұрын
I think he would be awarded a very high end medal. Posthumously of course.
@charliedawson6318
4 жыл бұрын
He was in his zone during the paintball episode.
@BunniMonster
3 жыл бұрын
Come into his own what?
The after 4 grams of coke look is one of the the best bits of acting in teh series...lol
@mongoose621
2 жыл бұрын
I'm usually peeking under the gap of my front door with a carving knife in my hand 😂
@nickpeitchev7763
4 ай бұрын
"Acting"
4 grams of coke Hans? 4? Thats insane
@mrmanatee
3 жыл бұрын
coke in the UK is like 3% pure, its like using a neti pot full of creatine powder and drinking an espresso
@urbanwarrior3470
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmanatee bet Super Hans could get some nice stuff
@bgillett72
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmanatee it’s that stepped on over there? That’s sucks
@rossdawson5575
3 жыл бұрын
@@bgillett72 the white over here is probably the worst but most expensive drug we have . £100 per gram????
@bgillett72
3 жыл бұрын
@@rossdawson5575 ouch that’s such a bummer
I love how you genuinely can't tell if Han's actually has children or if he's just tripping his balls off (at least until his wedding).
@tactcom7
Жыл бұрын
Of course he has, the twins!
@justtango4741
Жыл бұрын
He did, until Orange deleted them!
@LucasKingPiano
7 ай бұрын
@@tactcom7 Bloody love them two
I felt that this had to end with Hans demanding the crack with a large piece of wood. I was not disappointed.
Super hans is a fookin legend
@toriel4933
5 жыл бұрын
Grace X ok
"Pack it in, son. Mug's game."
Brian Moore's voice " pack it in son " 🤣🤣🤣
"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins" Haha, superb writing!
"i've accidentily ran to windsor" has got to be one of the funniest sitcom gags since mike fell asleep on the tube and ended up in shefield
@PamDangersnatch
Жыл бұрын
“The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.” “Yeah, I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross.”
@RegiyThornton
8 ай бұрын
I got on a train to Leeds and woke up in Sheffield
You've been thinking thoughts your whole life. Look where that got you
hans going cold turkey on literally everything at once is the best
Pack it in son, mug's game
Super Hans was just 15 years too early with his trendy pub ideas.
'You're not trying to skin up with your feet are you, cos you know it doesn't work and it just makes a mess'
What fantastic writing and acting, top class.
"But you love crack... it's your favourite!"
"Don't say crack yeah Jez..." haha genius
easy like a Sonntag morgen
"men with ven" is one of my favourite lines ever. I just love how conspiratorial his delivery is 😂
You missed the drugs on a frisbee scene...
@ChrisPBacon-sb6qq
3 жыл бұрын
drugs.... drugsss..... DRUUUUUGS
@romyarmada9580
3 жыл бұрын
Have Fun!
Super Hans is the origin story for Cooks dad from skins I never knew I needed
@GNVS300
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
Mark and jez always looked like they really liked super Hans but were also scared of him too.
"Crack!" "There you go."
@imthebananafritter
3 жыл бұрын
"cheers"
You missed “crunchy nut, quite expensive as I recall”
@MattChez
3 жыл бұрын
Crunchy nut is just frosties for wankers.
@ommk9650
3 жыл бұрын
@@MattChez Yeah? Well Frosties are just Cornflakes for people that can't face reality.
The first scene with Super Hans (abt 7:05) is possibly one of the best scenes introducing a character I've ever seen
I still want to know what was happening at that party
@simoncianci1728
4 жыл бұрын
I think the most realistic situation that fits the reactions would be a scat orgy
@lenk1975
4 жыл бұрын
@@simoncianci1728 is that shitting on each other to a techno soundtrack 😂
@alee7275
3 жыл бұрын
Dude! Don’t worry about them, cause they sure as hell aren’t worried about you!
@urbanwarrior3470
3 жыл бұрын
@@sammylpt9076 there's a poop disco underneath the Berghain....?
@sammylpt9076
3 жыл бұрын
UrbanWarrior - Lol I never said that. But I've heard stories.
Orange wiped the twins.
@zapkvr
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I sacked Orange
@romyarmada9580
3 жыл бұрын
That is that is shitty
"You stingy bastard" lmao I don't know why that gets me each time.
"This voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV, said pack it in son."
"Glues coming back" lol
@ljafrain
3 жыл бұрын
Urzzzz
favorite television character by far. so classic
"are you tripping?" "Shit I'm seeing, I fucking hope so"
I love that he doesn't change at all no matter what he's on
Mong out to some snow patrol!!
“Big beats are the best, get high all the time”
Punch? I can't even make a fist.
"I've mistakenly run to Windsor."
"Glues coming back" harharhar!
Missed out the bit in the recording studio. "Crack. Just give me crack." That is my fav Super Hans bit.
"people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis" That's a retort I'll use till I die.
One of the most underrated shows ever. Period.
"Kicking everything from the PCP to the Latte's" So super hans
Had not seen this until recently. Excellent! Thank you!!
Red n Yella cuddly fella
@romyarmada9580
3 жыл бұрын
I dunno it’s been milked I should think
Went through peep show again a couple of years back, getting the feels that i need to do it again.
"What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus. I need a drink."
Damn, I under estimated just how good of a character he was. Perfect actor for the part too 👌
The face he makes after the relaxing 4 grams of coke is the funniest thing I've seen in my life ahahah
SuperHans...the greatest character in the history of television
Men with ven always kills me
Bloody fantastic series that was. Brilliantly written, super funny and it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. 😎
Greatest ending to a KZread compilation ever.
The peep show is solid gold comedy.
What the f is a washing machine doing here. I need a drink
@AaronBallvideos
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus I need a drink
Well edited compilation !!!
I would open an umbrella up inside my aris for this one.
"I'm a jelly!" 😂😂😂😂
love the way he turns up way a plank of wood and just says crack
I know atleast 3 superhans', and it's never dull
"What's 'fünf' in English?" "Five" "Yeah, they turned 'fünf' 'zwei' years ago" 🤣🤣
Water Lego
"crack" - there you go "cheers" This got me cracking up.
Nice compilation there, I like the end bit, perfect :)
@neanda
Жыл бұрын
yeah, it is a nice compliation of a complicated man, and end bit was perfect
“Glue’s coming back” lmao