CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY

@hyrise76

5 жыл бұрын

*T H U N K*

@DJTachanka

5 жыл бұрын

congrats on the heart

@nateyd5629

5 жыл бұрын

HammysaurusRex I read this as it said it in the video lol

@wardenofice3263

5 жыл бұрын

THUNK N DUNK THANOS EDITION

@v1ncecartier

5 жыл бұрын

BADGER ILY 💕💕💕💕

“My teammates and I already sucked at resetting” *flashbacks to bajur shooting blitz in the shins with a .50 beowulf”

@mts9266

3 жыл бұрын

this is so sad can you shoot my shins off with a fucking .50 cal

@Vulturr0

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@skeletoninatuxedo7147

2 жыл бұрын

"acthuaklyy the Beowulf acshs liek a coventional 556 rou-"

@ponchowielder2446

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeletoninatuxedo7147 LMAO

As an Australian I can confirm that “brick” is a daily part of our meals

@TheWildWestJuggernaut

3 жыл бұрын

i love how this comment is a year late

@aussie69legend64

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

@curvesmate5774

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I eat brick all the time!

@thelvladurmi6843

3 жыл бұрын

Walking in to house stealing your "brick" fuck you guna do bout it

@jtcorkscrew8095

3 жыл бұрын

BUT ITS RED AND BAD FOR YOUR TEETH

Badger: "Please be nice to my smol friend." Mozzie: "Ye."

7:29 I love this so much

Flashback to the badger video where he says the Australian operator's gadget would be to throw spiders everywhere

@bornbuttery7593

5 жыл бұрын

Lol he was kinda right

@roboticjanitor3332

5 жыл бұрын

DEAR, LAWD.

@jxckalito

5 жыл бұрын

He saw the future boi

@alexmaurice4274

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss😂

@extreme_primus6884

5 жыл бұрын

I kept saying the same thing to a few of my friends i dont think I watched the videos woth badger mention it though... But still at least it's correct to a way

Hibana operator portrait: Instagram pic with full filters Hibana in game: Real world

@leonardoflores3040

5 жыл бұрын

They just made her less edgy

@danr8267

5 жыл бұрын

@@leonardoflores3040 but her face is so bright and saturated. Every other operator has a darker serious look

@leonardoflores3040

5 жыл бұрын

@@danr8267 I know right

Badger: know the difference between a breaching charge and c4. Also badger: uses c4 to breach a door

@chandlerisded

5 жыл бұрын

oNLy 90's bAjUr fAnS wiLL gEt tHIs

@Matthew-oj2mq

5 жыл бұрын

Ilya Shahrestan8 and breaching charge to kill an enemy

@bbtmorales7331

5 жыл бұрын

Real shit people will know

@type-10

4 жыл бұрын

Citroën C4 comin' through, bois!

KZreadr: *exists* Dollar shave club: "I'm about to fund this man's career"

@mattfrmdachi

5 жыл бұрын

Manscaped as well

@LOLbutGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Raid Shadow Lengends:"Let us introduce ourselfs"

@snakeyman5560

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOLbutGaming T R U E !

@skeftz7649

4 жыл бұрын

Lol But Gaming non active *ourselves*

@yeetusbeteetus6471

3 жыл бұрын

@@LOLbutGaming League Of Legends: You're late

Badger: BRICK CEREAL DOESN'T EXIST WHAT IS THE GAME TALKING ABOUT nutrigrain: *am i a joke to you?*

@jamesyounger7697

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt think of that omg lol

@mustakrakishthebakedtroll2896

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking Kashi

@jameshensley6060

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jameshensley6060

5 жыл бұрын

: Let me spider?

@jameshensley6060

5 жыл бұрын

Badger: let me spider? Me: no loud sharpen bang sounds from recruit on Emily side😥😥😥😥😥😈🇦🇴 tachanka attacks🇦🇴 machine gun sounds me:😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😎😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Badge, you got a clean shave for the dolla clubz

@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385

5 жыл бұрын

My both favourite KZreadrs combined into one

@griffinwik

5 жыл бұрын

Their promos are so good that a random bottle of their shave butter appeared in my shower this morning.....and I am not even kidding. I was brushing my teeth, turned, and went "huh, that is new." It wasn't until this video that my sleepy ass realized what it was.

@misterio10gre

5 жыл бұрын

@@anthonymorabito3376 I mean they were both big BF3/4 youtubers, they probably even know each other irl from EA events

@SacredPotatoo

5 жыл бұрын

ayyy

@claypolk7712

5 жыл бұрын

yall need to do a vid together

5:30 is my favorite part

@icecold4085

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain it Bro

@furrettheferret9562

3 жыл бұрын

My fellow Americans Michelle did not get my strap

@ottovonbearsmark8876

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of hangtime in on that “Michelle................” was incredible

9:12 my man knows what he’s talking abaout

Me: -Is this a bug or a feature? Ubisoft: -Yes

@smugcheese5021

5 жыл бұрын

CosmeFulanito476 lol

@karlaochoa4284

5 жыл бұрын

Me - Is this how australian pyhsics work? Ubisoft - Yes but actually no

“God speed little fella” Now is he talking about himself or the angy spiders?

-please be nice with my smol friend... -*yE.*

@ethansweeting7787

4 жыл бұрын

Smol boi is a mongoose.

@ulrichdrolet6434

4 жыл бұрын

yE.

A man called Russian, who seems American, thats Canadian. Thats a Mario Complex right there chief. Edit: Thatsa Brick

@bartekfilek2745

5 жыл бұрын

Sucka freedom sorry

@ravengaming5381

5 жыл бұрын

13:10 “So I got this new anime plot” 😂

@robberthefflety7690

5 жыл бұрын

Wait he’s Canadian darn I thought he was Russian

@Darkness-eu1tw

4 жыл бұрын

Issa brick

@tander101

4 жыл бұрын

Wanna play some Rainbow? Name: lightning4412

Canada: brown bear 'Murica: Buffalo Soviet motherland: Genetically enhanced crocodile

@mymindisdigital

5 жыл бұрын

Germany: panzerbuffalostielmarkbunkerdreuerfeuermark III.

@LG-vu8eb

5 жыл бұрын

'murica: Over Wight machine gun carrying bald eagle.

@wretch1300

5 жыл бұрын

Australia: a 7 foot crocodile with a 4 foot spider on his back as a turret

8:17 Did badgur just make a reference from the movie Dodgeball? MY MAN BRINGING IN THE MEMORIES!

8:00 that WKYK reference is gold 🥇

@atriggeredboi2218

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same last name XD!

Mozzie pulls up his drone. “Hello, my name is Connor. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.”

@kwalker7478

5 жыл бұрын

La Z Boi Echo wake up Lt.

@itsyaboibenjones4279

5 жыл бұрын

28 STAB WOUNDS

@radicalslam2911

5 жыл бұрын

60 dollar movie that makes you press a button every 30 seconds. Astounding

@danieldvora3637

5 жыл бұрын

@@radicalslam2911 its a story based game you uncultured swine.

@lordscrubugus9897

5 жыл бұрын

**slaps table** *28 hacked drones !*

*injects fresh badger content into bloodstream* ahhh this is the pick me up I need

@gavingross9521

5 жыл бұрын

ay yo you got that *FRESH BAGDER CONTENT*

1:16 as someone who grew up playing left 4 dead this made me laugh for an hour an I still laugh at it

“IM STILL HAVIN VB LONG NECK LEVELS OF FUN” Calling someone a vb longneck is either an insult or a compliment depending on which Aussie your talkin to Edit: I come back a year later to find 63 likes and now I’m questioning my sanity

The 69th video of you playing Rainbow should just be yeets with a nitro cell

@Modizzle23

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@spanishdonuts5160

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes

13:10 I cried from laughing!

@shawndakittencat7787

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same

0:29 I like how he head-shotted hibana with the first bullet and proceeded to use half of his mag afterwards

8:44 YE

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT AT 11:09 PM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ON MARCH 22ND 2019, THIS VIDEO WAS NUMBER 4TH ON TRENDING

@LtViper

5 жыл бұрын

It's now the 6th on trending in gaming

@dianecarr5757

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

Dollar Shave Club be like : Wake up Badger **slaps INTENSIFIES** Badger : **wakes up** DSC : Its me, Dollar Shave Club.

0:05 I want someone to play that sound bite of Thanos getting crushed over the clip of Thor cutting Thanos’ head off

*Thunk, thunk, thunk* THANOS: *Sna- CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY* *THUMP* THANOS: shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Care package on the way 15 sec later: Friendly AC 130 above :)

@virusproofficial1086

5 жыл бұрын

@POOPIE IS MY MAIN what?

Badger still uses moans when he kills grills in siege and it's amazing. 5:09

@Treyperiod

5 жыл бұрын

You’re sick but...i liked your comment so..

0:00 literally shook my headphones off my head

4:42 how tf is he seeing over that fence with MOZZIE

@crystaljones1935

Жыл бұрын

Aussies cal levitate, mate. Helps avoid the dreaded drop bears

This is more of a “TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!” Than a “ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE”

*sees spidered drone as maverick* “BURN IT IN HOLY HELL FIRE!”

@TheOriginalElkstone

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fire*

@pixeldoesnotgame696

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheOriginalElkstone holy hell fire birthed by jesus*

@Doge-lb8dq

5 жыл бұрын

But of an oxymoron, don’t you think...

When Guece started talking at 7:29 I laughed too hard

@StupidBlyat

4 ай бұрын

CHOOT 'EM! 😂

This video got me at the Dodgeball movie reference at 8:12 ! XD

Ingame hibana looking like Faith if she ran meth instead of parkour

@sad_racoon1119

5 жыл бұрын

DrDolphin Wizard my new favorite comment xD

@KDKDaTM

5 жыл бұрын

lmao true

I need some of that 100% natural BRICK cereal

@daiquanrichardson1944

5 жыл бұрын

Cole Kerksieck I heard that it’s 100% natural brick 👍 🧱

@mulliganlounge6912

5 жыл бұрын

Cole Kerksieck can’t wait to destroy my teeth

0:06 What’s Half life the game with no sequel doing In this video

Hey badger were is that Gridlock video that you promised us?

@ghostietoastie6643

4 жыл бұрын

LilGamerGAGE yeah I’m trying to play gridlock and I just don’t know what to do without the guidance of papa badger

@donlasagna479

4 жыл бұрын

Well it’s here now

@thebigiron2950

4 жыл бұрын

Where's Chanky?

That's not Australia, I dont see any military personnel riding a tarantula into battle nor is the map upside down. Totally inaccurate. Also will there be an emu DLC?

@user-qz9vm4tx4e

5 жыл бұрын

Aussies lost a war against Emus, don't hurt them feels, feller

@sethlatimer3392

5 жыл бұрын

Low blow mate, too soon. The scars of the emu war will never fade

@alincomorasu2

5 жыл бұрын

I mean ground harnesses would be kinda hard to include in the game , so i can see why they didn't do an exact copy of Austria

@kenzieuchiha1191

5 жыл бұрын

@@alincomorasu2 Austria?

@chartsol5923

5 жыл бұрын

@@sethlatimer3392 do you mean the GREAT emu war

New operators? 1:59 I sleep New casual? 2:00 R E A L S H I T

my sound cord on my computer stopped working recently (idk why, it just doesn't do anything) and I'm glad that I can still watch your videos and laugh because of the text you make. you and soviet womble are really the only channels I watch while I'm waiting for my sound cord to arrive, so thanks!

Badger said that Ela was tumblr as a operator. Secretly. ITS NOW GRIDLOCK

“They already killed my blackeye?” Badger sip coffee “That’s where you are wrong kiddo” *phone beeps*

The way Mozzie reloads is he just throws the used magazine to left hand and puts it back in. I find it pretty weird

@zacharydesha706

5 жыл бұрын

It's kinda what you'd assume someone would do when they reload after using like 5 bullets out of the mag, like "Why would I toss this aside when there's still like 75% of my rounds left?"

@civilpigeon1581

5 жыл бұрын

I think he puts the used mag in his pouches then grabs a new mag

@civilpigeon1581

5 жыл бұрын

Also when the mags empty he Just flicks it out of the gun and then puts in a new mag

@srr8925

5 жыл бұрын

Well he is known for being dumb

@Datfluffyboi-lt7dp

5 жыл бұрын

It's a double sided mag you wankers

6:14 as an Australian I can confirm that is not how we speak

@caucasianboy957

4 жыл бұрын

Two men in A flying bathtub bruh I’m from Australia and and and guarantee that I definitely do not speak like that

I'm considering this as a bday gift. I'm smiling so hard rn. Such impeccable timing. 😁👌 I'm just happy badger uploaded today..

@potatomacchiato

5 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Nelson Thank you. I had a great day. 😊

"I just want her thighs to crush my head like a watermelon." that's the way i wanna go

3:20 if you wana skip the promo

Badger: Says human tanks Tachanka and Montagne: are we a joke to you

Anyone realize that there is a Maverick, and a Goose (HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE INTENSIFIES)

@D.A.S.HYTttv

5 жыл бұрын

IchaBoi only OG’s remember

0/10 entire vid not upside down not enough *Australian*

@jhalkoski

5 жыл бұрын

I think I would've shit myself if he posted the video upside-down. 10/10 would watch

@marekchrambo9871

5 жыл бұрын

Its ok australians have upside down monitors

@andreadams6115

5 жыл бұрын

@@marekchrambo9871 ʇɐɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,upᴉp

@trololopez2437

5 жыл бұрын

@@andreadams6115 bitch what the fuck is this shit a spawn of satan get out if ma house you need some snickers dawg

@solomonthekaijudemon344

5 жыл бұрын

Check if your device is not upside down. Made the same mistake.

At 1:54 I was expecting a "Shut up, clock in, and load up"

"Do i aim for the head or the Foot" Better idea: *CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY!*

Your Dollar Shave Club Items Run Out: *STRESS 100%*

A kidnappers house: *FBI OPEN U-* *crunch* *CARE PACKAGE DELIVERED!*

@shadowstrider8295

5 жыл бұрын

Witch King: My Lord an assassin has been sent to kill you. Sauron: And why would I be worried? Nothing can kill me unless my ring is destroyed. FBI agent: I see the target. Do I shoot the head or the finger? CIA agent: Care package incoming. Witch King: Prehaps your right master. Sauron: Of course I am. Now then. We need to figure how we're gonna take over Middle Earth. CIA plane pilot: Care package dropped. Witch King: Uh master what's that? Sauron: What's what-- *CRUNCH* CIA plane pilot: Care package delivered. Witch King: Master? Are yo-- Sauron: *OOOOOUUUUUGGGH!!*

@Carmen-bl8ls

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

After simultaneously watching several simultaneous Badger videos, I simultaneously learn that simultaneously is Badgers favorite simultaneous word.

The “choot em Keith choot em” is probably my favorite moment. It makes me die of laughter every time.

Badger's content theas days 60% taxt 8% audiyo 7% souting 23% laafing 13% pics *111% CONTENT*

@kachoo1771

5 жыл бұрын

Ohm Charan I swear you had to have purposely spell everything like that

@baizuo_6246

5 жыл бұрын

Nooby Dooby wat is wong wit yuo

@ohmcharan

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah my meth is very straunng

@jettdominick3878

5 жыл бұрын

Outstanding science

@crypticbait

5 жыл бұрын

Ohm Charan well come to VAULT 111

If I can put a whole bike in that cereal boxes does that mean that they're the same people who made Mary Poppins bag

Badger really waking up like: *REAL SHIT*

3:54 after watching this video the first time i tried this a couple times and it is 100% worth it. at least 3 players have left because i just yeet the C4 at a door and come barreling outside with a shotty.

LEAKED FOOTAGE OF THANOS DYING BY ANTMAN CALLING A CARE PACKAGE.

Hibana went through anime. Ash went through abuse by losing an Acog

With all these promotions Badger don't need to leave his house There are several care packages on their way

Badger: says he’s gonna make dedicates for both operators soon.really badger: uploads gridlock’s video a year later

"ENEMY AC130 INBOUND" >antman expands "CARE PACKAGE INBOUND" "TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND" "Thanos sexually abused me when he was in college" THANOS ABSOLUTELY D E S T R O Y E D

@YaboiJesus

5 жыл бұрын

UAV INBOUND

@notreallytomclancy

5 жыл бұрын

FRIENDLY A-10 WARTHOG ABOVE

@notreallytomclancy

4 жыл бұрын

Friendly xs-1 vulcan in the air

@jakejohnson718

4 жыл бұрын

*E N E M Y A C 1 3 0 A B O V E*

@notreallytomclancy

4 жыл бұрын

Friendly mandacor inbound

Literally shaved. Sat down. Ooooh Badger! #DollarShaveClub I see.

7:26 Another example of Guece’s incredible voice range and skill

I like how he’s been playing since like year 1 and still gets exited when he goes 11 and 3 in a cas

Mozzi: added to game* Gubisoft: We don’t know why but twitch is now the most team killed operator

0:04 *COME AND GET YO BIRTHDAY PRESENT*

I come daily to this video just to watch the "CHOOT EM, KEITH, CHOOT EM" bit. I can't stop. Help me.

I was half asleep when 3:34 that c4 woke me the hell up.

There is no way that THICC operator has a thigh gap at 250 Pounds. I REFUSE to believe what I am seeing

@jhalkoski

5 жыл бұрын

She skipped leg day by going to the chow hall

@cjanzen9

5 жыл бұрын

Pussy hella loose

@nadnerb_sr20

5 жыл бұрын

Shes only 250? I thought she was at least 300+

What hair product do you use now that DSC doesn't have the hair clay anymore? Or do you have mountains of the stuff stored?

"Makes me feel like a wizard lizard" thanks for that imagine in my head

Hold on there chief, why are you strapping a shotgun in your pocket? 3:25

I dont know what you're talking about, dollar shave helps me wake up

8:53 it's oddjob from golden eye all over again

badger: does a sponsored video me:ballin but at what cost

Don't u love when the Russian badger take 1 minute and 30 seconds to tell you about a razor

Mozzie is literally Oddjob in Goldeneye with his height dude

Badger: 28 stab wounds Android: 99% stress

12:43 anyone realize the bow spins around

That brick cereal is actually nutrigrain! 😁

Did I get a m32 grenade launcher in the care package?

@DragonGuy24

5 жыл бұрын

Davidson, fire a warning shot.

@martontauber8213

5 жыл бұрын

It's called an m32 rotary grenade launcher

@christopherseirup7674

5 жыл бұрын

Sanchez, would you pass me my MEDICINAL rotary m32 grenade launcher?

Video Posted 7 minutes ago Top comment POSTED 57 MINUTES AGO

That care package was an act of god. It Probably broke his everything

2:00 when u hear something in yo 🏠.

0:34 yesterday i kill someone with a breach charge from a window unintentionally.

whenever badger uploads a vid I start screamin "GET THE POPCORN SIS, MOAR BUNGO!"

He says “I’ve been using it since 2015, three years”. BOI ITS BEEN FOUR YEARS😂

"Leaked audio of Thanos dying" *Marvel wants to know your location*

I was hoping for “my main man mozzie the Aussie” but I guess duck spiders is ok