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Remember, you are always one box away from a knife

@tehjamerz

Ай бұрын

Brb

@shtaufaker5211

Ай бұрын

That's what separates amateurs from talented gamblers

@Stormy59

Ай бұрын

hey im back after buying 100 cases.... dont ask. gladly do it again

@memorimusic420

Ай бұрын

😭😭🤣

@Ocabez

Ай бұрын

99% of gamblers quit right before they get a blue gem

I love heyzeus screaming in front of his monitor GOLD GOLD like a 12 years old

@DustyJumpWing

Ай бұрын

it's because it takes him hours of actively opening to get one gold but you don't see that with the pristine edits

@melonheadgaming4254

Ай бұрын

@@DustyJumpWing its apparently very easy if he gets 5 golds in 200 cases

@DevilMayCarry

Ай бұрын

​​@melonheadgaming4254 Let's see how many you get in 200 cases then

@samergiar9049

Ай бұрын

@@DevilMayCarry bro I am not hating I literally saying I love heyzeus screaming xdd

@DevilMayCarry

Ай бұрын

@@samergiar9049 My comment was directed at melonheadgaming, not towards you (:

damn even the unboxing videos aren't safe from cheaters volvo pls fix

@sigma_guy623

6 күн бұрын

Volvo?

@conjim

6 күн бұрын

@@sigma_guy623 mhm

Him laughing at the skinsmonkey recommendation says it all

@alirezahamze5166

Ай бұрын

Why tho? Like, did they do shady things or sth?

@kaedris

Ай бұрын

@@alirezahamze5166 They severely undervalue your item while overvaluing theirs, making you think you're getting a good deal by adding a crazy "deposit bonus"

@Dave-sl8ug

Ай бұрын

@@alirezahamze5166nah its just they overinflate the price of everything good so you are basically getting scammed every time you trade a skin

@SpicedKid

24 күн бұрын

@@alirezahamze5166 no anomaly is sponsored by them

editor add price next time to golds

@YOUSELL69

Ай бұрын

no

I remember when i got vice gloves from the revolution case, unfortunately not FN they were FT but still

hell man. grinding never stops

meanwhile I've opened 0 golds and 1 red in like 250-300 cases in total

@reacts

Ай бұрын

You’re due

@reppiks257

Ай бұрын

@@reacts praying homie

@ScuffGhost

Ай бұрын

I mean that's pretty much on the odds, its around 1 gold in 400 and 1 red every 156. I'm at 1100 cases no gold though so maybe you never get one?

@reppiks257

Ай бұрын

@@ScuffGhost pain :( 1100 is horrendous. sorry to hear that homie.

@frkcybtw

Ай бұрын

took me 2.4k, you'll get one eventually bro

Revolver case is most insane. You can only profit with blue gem -> wanna do road to blue gem?

@kobe1395

Ай бұрын

Just not the only way to make profit back your just selling a dream

i remember when i got vice gloves from the revolution case, unfortunately not FN they were FT but still

recently unboxed low ww vice gloves from a revolution case, great feeing

Those plaids battle scared looked so good

love the osrs music such a vibe

Another gamba (beg my pardon hobby) degen sesh by the one and only Zeus? I am in!!

The old school rusecape music casualy playing in the back round........time for a farm run.

My worst Gloves that I have opened from Revolution is the Duck Tape ones, but those are pritty cool tbh ^^

Man gets more gold than Midas.

“$1.45 and that’s before steam takes %20” basically sums up steam marketplace

7:56 The gamblers motto

I opened 20 rev cases and only 20 a couple months ago and got Decent FT Vice gloves lol

What about the one dreams and nightmares case you had?

That f1 car sound edit xD

what happened to trying for the Karambit?? you said it in the video but only opened glove cases

damn thats insane

That glove case stream was weird man 😭

2:01 is so perfectly spoken

99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE HITTING IT BIG

I appreciate you telling me to buy glove cases when they were .70 cents and I appreciate you more for burning 500 of them off the market

no love for the hedge mazes smh :(

only now do i realise how lucky i was to get MW vice gloves

WATCHING SOMEONE ELSES PAIN IS JUST *CHEFS KISS*

One in a billion, “I got a chance” is a great mentality but not when it’s gambling

I’ve had 4 gloves from cases, total under £450 even tho I got a fn pair. Could have been slingshot instead I got bloodhound gloves. I stuck to knife cases after that

@CioerKieov

Ай бұрын

More gold is given to man than to Midas.

even one pair of gloves would be lovely to have.. especially purple ... insane luck anyways..

As someone who's only gold was battle scarred 0.89 hydra emerald gloves, I relate to your pain

The guy who mentioned skinsmonkey 😂

the best content we get from cs2 right now

getting that many golds is crazy

I opened ft vice in 2 cases a couple days ago I almost died

Screenshake is too much man holy

I got a ad right before the knife came up

got my first gold a few days ago

მე ჯერ ასეთი ოფენინგი არ მინახავს ზეუს. ლაიქ!

Fun fact of the day: ST red is rarer than a knife.

At this stage i saw this man pull more gold then I have purples. how lucky can you be xD

@justadude8716

Ай бұрын

Spend $10000 on cases

In cs2 people have been getting the same golds more frequently

i opend 300 revolutin case and i got 2 gloves Specialist Gloves Crimson Web and Hand Wraps Overprint both are like 600€

What is your luck man?!?!?!?!

Well if it makes you feel better I pulled 4 golds in about 60 cases in March and the last gold was from a single hydra case. Ya know what I got. Fucking field tested hand wraps. I wanted Pandora’s box gloves. The best pair was FN specialist buckshots 😂

Osrs music got me forgetting where I am

i had a gambling addiction so to stop myself from spending money on cases i uninstalled the game and live vicariously through watching you open cases instead

Doesnt looking like 400k subs channel video…

CS2 skins > eating

mate id be chuffed with gloves. ive opened atleast 100 cases and only got one knife years ago :( lmfao

runescape music went hard

@seriousspikesam7770

Ай бұрын

Gielinor is always there. Waiting. Watching.

Very, very, very not sigma opening.

@theyeetmeister4019

Ай бұрын

Um what the sigma

@OpsMasterWoods

Ай бұрын

​@@theyeetmeister4019erm...*

@IndiansAreWeirdos

Ай бұрын

So skibidi rizz gyattt aura ohio🙌

@jinxrog

Ай бұрын

Real, very not skibidi

@theyeetmeister4019

Ай бұрын

@@OpsMasterWoods mb mb

I’ll have the gloves you don’t want😢

I own a bowie tiger tooth and its like 330 on steam market, your ad tripping

yes

4:55 Oh Naur

"Smurfing" is a strong word for someone who is already a silver

Good morning

Budd is opening my monthly salary in cases just for fun but molting in 6k elo xD insane

ive opned 2 gold in 2k cases so crazy i need like a fuckin butterfly emerld to profit

not played for 5 years came back put £4 on steam 1st case nomad knife fade minimal wear

bro finally took a sponsor

Bro haw runescape enjoyer Editor

Looks like you re getting good stuff when you re yapping stuff out of nowhere

The idea that a 10k elo premier player is smurfing in literally any rank is hilarious to me

I would love FN Vice gloves!!!

Maybe with all the money spent valve might have enough money to invest in a working anti cheat 🤔

You should have Aimed for Fire Serpents, you would be Rich :D

Sadge mr ausie.

gold gold gold !!! fk fk fk fk😂

a bird told me codgun users dont get vice

Thanks Heyzeus ur unfathomable hate for money has inspired me never to open another case in my life! Keep up the gambling, by any means neccasary!

woah

You should open the case when you meet cheater

Spending thousands on cases trying to get pandoras while a random taiwanese kid gets them in his first couple cases 😂😂😂😂

Brother had 1ms btw. And my ass is here being happy if it's below 100

you seriously not going to post how much profit/loss it was?

Have a mate who's opened around 350 cases and hasn't gotten a single gold or much less a red, over 1,000 just for the keys. He should've just bought the skins he wanted man

remember its not gambling if its valve you give your money to

Hi heyzeus :3

Gold gold.......

nice

07:30 Do yall know why hes laughting so damn hard? CUZ ITS A SCAM SITE LIKE ALL TRADING SITES! sorry im a bit angry

Hedge maze > Vice

realist

Bro is buying krieg 💀 what the fuck

If it wasnt you i'd say this vid is fake😂 youre so incredibly (un)lucky

god i would love a csgo update, just bring it back

femboy ak hell yeah

4k video proof of favoritism by valve.

yo

OH NAUR 4:52

prices are crashing right now btw

hey im heyzeus

you are the best