kind of weird these beans been sitting in plastic wrappers longer than some your viewers been alive

@vanessarachealsoto

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that is weird

@robertogarnica2034

4 жыл бұрын

No children watch this childrens content.. You old fecker lol

@buttonz7639

4 жыл бұрын

These BEANS are the same fucking age as me😆

@CallumDowney

4 жыл бұрын

I totally forgot these were a thing, I do remember though that I always wanted to some of these but never could.

@vanessarachealsoto

4 жыл бұрын

@@buttonz7639 I'm only 3 years older than these damn beans

*holds Blaziken bean upside down* "ah yes, Blaziken's infamous parallel line legs"

@kailathefox

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to strangle him and yell he has a small brain when he said that LOL

@beepboop8457

4 жыл бұрын

It was so funny imaging his head actually looked like that

@bmars8164

3 жыл бұрын

Not even parallel lines

@vickisprague6908

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@scarredpastry

2 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments just for this reason... fuming!

"Imagine tuning in to watch a grown man open beans!" I don't come here to be personally attacked lmao. A goblin needs beans, and a viewer needs beans.

@hegeliansours1312

4 жыл бұрын

Take out the lmao and it will sound misleadingly serious. Peak content.

@codymcgrew4015

4 жыл бұрын

With COPPA and the FTC coming into play, maybe not for long 😢

"This shit feels like it's made in a 3rd world country" Also: "Made by Moose, a company in Melbourne, Australia"

@Sl4yerkid

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it clearly said made in china on the bottom.

@aoiujdsfasfjioasfo

4 жыл бұрын

that’s where it’s based, it’s still made in china

@afrodisiac2181

4 жыл бұрын

Close enough

@stumpy412

4 жыл бұрын

@ok nimi moose is the plural of moose

@Sr.____

4 жыл бұрын

He still no wrong

"That is where me frome!" ~Melbourne Goblin, 2019

@agarthangamer

4 жыл бұрын

Will J He is a midget you missed him

@sulkybrat6075

4 жыл бұрын

Will J i remember that !! i was in the vlog but he recently deleted it and i’m so upset :(

@PainArk

4 жыл бұрын

he mixed up blazikens antenna and feet and nobody is talking about it

@JomasterTheSecond

4 жыл бұрын

goblins just arent as smart as humans, man

@alolanToxel

4 жыл бұрын

Jomaster The Second what do you mean? That quote was the peak of mortal intelligence, we should be humbled.

Did he just say “head footprint”

@edwinwx260

4 жыл бұрын

Problem?

@emmaotipton

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@alex99x99x

4 жыл бұрын

5:34

Max: "Do not take that audio out of context" Also Max: "Division of the black"

@suprisapri9624

Жыл бұрын

😊

“Imagine tuning in to watch a man open beans” Me at 1:40am blazed eating yoghurt in my kitchen: ~_~

@CallumDowney

4 жыл бұрын

Please don't tell me you released one of the prisoners, they still must do time.

@wizzy5702

4 жыл бұрын

This comment hurts me because I’m lactose intolerant and I just ate Yogurt and then I shit n’ vomit

@quinnmarshall9433

4 жыл бұрын

Noriaki Kakyoin, MILF Hunter and Cherry Enthusiast mate same with coffee my friend made me coffee at like 9pm and it was fucking delicious but straight after my insides started rolling around and I couldn’t sleep 👌

Who else intensely misses the “MASSIVE LEGEND HERE” intros

@kailathefox

4 жыл бұрын

I will personally pay for more door breaking intros

@LoverLikeNoOther

4 жыл бұрын

I will personally sell my cheeks for that intro next video

@alfredorock-flores8480

4 жыл бұрын

April also when he says “what are those” when he pulls rare cards

@jacobgalindo7872

4 жыл бұрын

Alfredo Rock-Flores he literally did that this video

@zerokidd21

4 жыл бұрын

Retired legend here

Welcome to JeffWatch 2019! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0 Total Burning Shadows opened: 392

@10poundsofcrap

4 жыл бұрын

idk why but this just made me laugh how its *welcome to jeffwatch* and its at 0

@onkkell

4 жыл бұрын

: 0

@redrix1787

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch....

@jacobgalindo7872

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks jeffwatch 2019

@joe-hl9rl

4 жыл бұрын

Wyd when it's 2020

Maxmoefoe: “I’m the biggest Pokémon fan” Also maxmoefoe: *doesnt know the feet of blaziken*

"you got to be 5 years old to ride this bean." -MaxMoeFoe 2019. The sound bites are gold today

Max I think it would be pretty interesting if you sacrifice a pack down the hole every episode (have a bucket underneath to catch them), and then in like a month open all the sacrificed packs

@DeffAPerson

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@50cksie

3 жыл бұрын

*The hole*

@sothesalamilidwontfit

2 жыл бұрын

and call it the mouth of hell

@BobIsAwsom

2 жыл бұрын

Myth 666: the hole

@iraklikobaidze9147

2 жыл бұрын

mouth fo hell

Nobody: Wigglytuff: o_O

@Chan0art

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Nobody:

@hoodrich4580

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Random guy on the inet: Wigglytuff: o_O

@kamzrki

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodrich4580 Nobody: Random guy on the internet: Nobody: Random guy on the internet: Wigglytuff: o_O You fool

@kuro-dr1im

4 жыл бұрын

Cocoa puffs and pebbles are better than froot loops

7:29 That is Blaziken's head lines, you goblin!

Who wants Max to do more Pokemon cards pack opening? That's where the massive legend really shines!

@captinhowdy3327

4 жыл бұрын

I like the toy openings better tbh

This is fitting considering the state of your prisoners. Let them go max... they’ve done their time

@donny6349

4 жыл бұрын

Give ‘em the chair

@staticwolfblogson8154

4 жыл бұрын

Send them to the ranch

Might as well rename this channel maxmoefoeBeans

Forgot I was connected to the speaker and clicked on this video, that was a very loud “Beanz” echoing through my house

The only thing more embarrasing than a grown man opening pokemon beans is a grown man watching another grown man opening pokemon beans...can relate

I’m here to talk about vlogs from Japan

@jacobg6873

4 жыл бұрын

We can only wish

@incog0956

4 жыл бұрын

We're gonna get vlogs of the next trip before the vlogs of the last one

Speaking of beans how about you free those boys goblin? They have suffered enough

@zenick4803

4 жыл бұрын

@Zapadose you wouldn't get it

@KingTheGermanShepherd

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenick4803 you just don't get it

His Let's Play channel: "I'm not going to dox myself." in regards to an NPC asking for his birthday This channel: M E L B O U R N E, A U S T R A L I A

if i had a dollar for every time i heard “you can put your weed in there” i’d have so many

"You must be five years or older to ride this bean"

Am I the only one that loves (starts singing) MaXmOeFoEs PoSt CaRd CoLlEcTiOn

@kaminaalbarn

4 жыл бұрын

Also the bruh sound when he throws something

i swallowed 15 of them when i was 4 and had to get my stomach pumped cause they contained metal

@notmeritus4424

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get your beans back?

@LinkTheFusky

3 жыл бұрын

No my stomach acid partially digested the plastic on it

@notmeritus4424

3 жыл бұрын

@@LinkTheFusky That’s sad, almost makes the experience not worth it lol

wigglytuff had different sized eyes back in the day, hence why 1 eye is bigger

My philosophy is simple: I see beans I click

@mileyrocks852

4 жыл бұрын

Mozz quito _actually same_

Max has balls of steel for making what are those memes in 2019

Anybody: "hey you haven't been acting like yourself recently I everything ok??" Me: 10:40

@MCKahberus

4 жыл бұрын

bean*

the urge to spend an ungodly amount of money on these beans is reaching *critical levels*

hey Max, idk if you’ll see this but you’re videos make me feel good when times are rough. thanks man.

@blablagamerbr

4 жыл бұрын

Bean

@BEASTYMUZIK

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel same here, i be goin through it and max really has uplifted my spirit

@airplanetowardsthesky3265

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I honestly get so much joy out of watching an Australian man yell at Pokémon products. And I’m not even a fan of Pokémon

@xXxeuthanasiaxXx

4 жыл бұрын

ozy cool comment bro, super classy.

@paulmitchell8714

4 жыл бұрын

Im so sick of seeing these comments hahahahahaha just email em dude lololol

Constant uploads? Is this a different time

9:57 for audio out of context

I didn't even realize these were a thing, I vaguely remember beanz and loving them but knew nothing about the pokemon ones. Couldn't help myself and just bought my favorite evolutionary line. Mudkip is so cute as a bean

What a blast from the past! Got a pack of these for christmas and they sat on my desk for years until they fell behind my desk and vanished completely out of reality!

Imagine a Zigzagoon being worth something in a product

@R1ptide_Drag0n

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGeekyChef1190 Sun and Moon: *Obstagoon* : "What was that?"

"Imagine tuning in to watch a grown man open beans. But here you are". I felt that.

Max needs a documentary about him starting from prank calls to filthy Frank and now pokemon cards

You should try gogos crazy bones, pretty collectible little figures

@accountname5005

4 жыл бұрын

you just brought back a memory i thought didn’t exist they gave those things out at local supermarkets here if you spent 10 euros lmao

@TSFboi

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were rad, can't wait to find out they sucked

@keezaspoones6507

4 жыл бұрын

I got them for 29p at shops I have hundreds just lying around

@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916

3 жыл бұрын

@Billdependent Productions I remember I always had the big gogo shaped containers. I also had all the original super rares

Bro your can of baked beans are more mysterious than those horrid toys. 😂

Please never stop your post card collection. I love seeing and hearing the jingle.

You know, I started off feeling for the little pokemon boyz, but as the videos kept coming, seeing them suffer just made something inside my head click. Now I enjoy seeing them in pain, and I crave more.

Something about having a shit day and coming home to watch a grown man scream, cry, and just having a time about Pokémon is amazing

If your balls are itchy you might want to try putting some beans on them

@C4pungMaster

4 жыл бұрын

@Sweety Squad Groyper the beans or the balls

"Imagine tuning in to watch an adult man open beans." I was just thinking about that.

I genuinely get excited for the maxmofoes postcard collection segment 😂😂

I do worry about his mental health sometimes

The crossover we all needed

All the boiz ever wanted to do was dance to your once favorite childhood jingles that have been repetitively drilled into your soul, but that wasn't enough for you, or was it too much for you. Even through all your sadistic torture they still kept a smile on their little plastic faces and never missed a beat. Rip boiz you're in a better place now because anywhere is better than there

Max: anyway it says Melbourne, Australia. That is where me froom Me: It also says Toronto Canada. That is where me froom

“I think all humans are common beans” - ApeGoblin 2k19

Pikachu already lost his ears, he doesn't deserve the hammer

@blablagamerbr

4 жыл бұрын

Punish bean bean

Fun fact, I actually went to the hospital because I ate a bunch of these beans and I specifically remember one of them being a zigzagoon

"That is deformed. That is not Wigglytuff. What is wrong with it's head? Why are its eyes different shapes?!" Me: **Laughs in Gen 1 sprites.**

"YOU EAT ALL MY BEANZ NIGGAH!?!"

"parallel lines" looks like somone ddidnt finish highschool

@kneecapdestroyer1933

4 жыл бұрын

Judging by your spelling, neither did you.

12:34 The little dangler says "omedetou gozaimasu," or "Congratulations," or "Happy Birthday"

i watched this vid at 5:45 in the morning to make me stay awake. thank you for your screams

I legit remember having one of these as a kid.

@randolphtartana2023

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Max when he sees a kid running around in the pool bathroom "Omg his feet are so cute"

@MonsterTaming420

4 жыл бұрын

i really hope max doesnt say that to little boys in washrooms

@stickfigureblue123

4 жыл бұрын

fbi open up

I always love it when he makes a "you put your weed in there" reference

6:37, saying it was deformed I was wheezing and slowly dieing of laughter

Last time I was this early max posted a japan vlog

*this was uploaded 45 seconds ago and I'm still not early enough*

@firkraag444

4 жыл бұрын

Damn me too. Had to be close

I've never been more scared of anything than I was Max at 0:13

“Imagine tuning in to watch an adult man open beans, but here you are”

BF: You watch a man opening beans? Me: I watched this man opening bread and subscribed shut up!

@TheOfficialGrok

4 жыл бұрын

Bean

"Autistic child open ups different rarities of toy beans"

You never truly know when the MMF post card collection's gonna hit you..

I love the idea that someone bought those a long time ago and rn there is some goblin that bought those for a ridiculous amount of money

"His Juul is going haywire."

No one Literally no one Maxmoefoe: BEANS!!!!!!

Max sees any box or concave object and instantly tries to get you to hide your weed in it

Dude. When I was a kid I loved mighty beenz and pokemon...how did I not know these existed...

im starting to think that max has never even been to japan

Was really expecting a *NEWT FACT* during that intro

“A head footprint” love it 🤣

Max: what is this a turbine for a plane? Me:why yes,yes it is

When I was into Mighty Beanz as a little shit, I remember getting a ton of the Pokemon ones from some liquidation store. Really brings me back, my god.

This many beans can’t be good for your health

Idk what’s worse max your a grown man who likes to open Pokémon beans or the fact that I’m the grown man who likes to watch the grown man open up pokemon beans

This is my childhood! I found 4 old ones under my couch about a month ago.

U were my everything then u stopped uploading consistently

God being early sucks. All the comments are horrible

@mamutepeq

4 жыл бұрын

Ur mom is horrible lamo rekt

@lividleshy7307

4 жыл бұрын

No u

my elementary school used to have a case of these pokemon beanz, I stole one (or a few I don't fully remember) before from school and I specifically remember the grovyle, I wish I had them still

i am NOT happy that you brought Game Theories back into my unassuming life..

Max: “these cost a lot.” Also Max: 10:40

"Imagine watching a grown man open these beans, but here you are" i see you max the subtle diss to us XD

@chooha

4 жыл бұрын

XD x3

he kind of looks like the famous pokemon sword lets player maxmoefoegames

@MinimiMax

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist. Not all Australians look alike.

Honestly would put all my life’s savings into these if they rereleased these

10:08 forget dabbing Duskull, dabbing Marshtomp bean is way better

I am watching this video at 3 am while eating crunchy peanut butter out of the jar.

2:22 omg that james bean

I can’t believe Maxmoefoepokemon was able to get Maxmoefoegames to do this episode!

It's a shame we aren't going to get any more of these videos.

Imagine tuning in at 4 am to watch an adult male open beans

Max is right, a quick look at Ebay, and there's a single dude selling these things for thirty bucks a pack of two. Then he's selling individual Pokemon beans for 15 bucks a pop. A bean monopoly if you will.

I love watching Max flick his bean