Only Use Old Rice For Steak Fried Rice
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@av8erznation635
2 жыл бұрын
I'm disturbed..
@shanemathews4177
2 жыл бұрын
That ketchup was tragic do not recommend this channel
@matanfgaming640
2 жыл бұрын
You just did an unforgivable course now please never make another video as now we have all made the choice to watch anymore of your krap
@senshikumamead
2 жыл бұрын
You should use fermented garlic and honey!!!!! Your welcome
@mohdfin5105
2 жыл бұрын
Were you learn cook fried rice like this.👎👎👎👎.. So not good...so not good..better learn to same like uncel roger
"If your rice is wet, you know you f**ked up." -Uncle Roger
@tidewaterterps1221
2 жыл бұрын
Emotional damage
@timothyyiu4644
2 жыл бұрын
@@tidewaterterps1221 -Steven He
@alantryhard8632
2 жыл бұрын
@@timothyyiu4644 -Timothy Yiu
@dodgep472
2 жыл бұрын
I’m looking at this like wtf is this?
@fatimaWr2
2 жыл бұрын
Ketchup disgusting
Steak, ketchup, rice and 14 other ingredients listed later.
@BaldyFade
2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t recommend this channel”
@blackclover8220
2 жыл бұрын
It cost $100 too
@outdoorlivin2587
2 жыл бұрын
Its 95% ketchup
@oj8199
2 жыл бұрын
Garlic, onion and pepper? Lmao what
@benjamingonzalez7014
2 жыл бұрын
@@blackclover8220 dawg what
"Steak, ketchup..." Lemme stop you right there bro
@ItsjustNJYT
2 жыл бұрын
POV ur a Southeast Asian: ;/
@Woodshadow
2 жыл бұрын
@@ItsjustNJYT POV you are a 5 year old child
@jwakrazy3508
2 жыл бұрын
@@Woodshadow Bro said where the chicken tenders at
@ItsjustNJYT
2 жыл бұрын
@@Woodshadow bro, im not 5
@neromori2462
2 жыл бұрын
It was all going good when he added ketchup lol
"Where fire? Where fire?!?!" - Uncle Roger
You're telling me a steak fried that rice? Edit : ffs thanks for the likes
@imadoge5036
2 жыл бұрын
It's probably a joke, but I think the color is from the ketchup and the oil. I put sometimes ketchup on rice with meat (we make rice dishes different from asian rice dishes, so don't bully me for using ketchup)
@alextrified3557
2 жыл бұрын
@@imadoge5036 It's very much a joke, but thank you for the comment, I didn't realize ketchup could be used in a dish that way.
@imadoge5036
2 жыл бұрын
@@alextrified3557 ketchup is not used in the dish, my bad for wording. I just like using ketchup as a preference and since it's NOT an asian dish or something traditional, I can defend myself for using ketchup. However, if you actually want something better than ketchup you can swap ot for actual tomato sauce, it's super good. Ketchup is just my lazy way of using tomato sauce.
@joetheturtle7768
2 жыл бұрын
He is one big hunk of beef, so you’re not exactly WRONG…
@darrel5163
2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say that damn you
"That fried rice is wetter than aunty Helen,haiyaa" -uncle roger
@GaryCrant
2 жыл бұрын
U mean the rice was supposed to be as dry as aunty Helen. Not so wet, haiyaa
@richardsetiawan6009
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaryCrant ahhh sorry my children
@Homiebear1
2 жыл бұрын
Dissatisfied I am, he has no MSG haiyaaa!
@mohdfin5105
2 жыл бұрын
Cook uses wok falied
@plaszid1
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
Imagine going to some habachi restaurant and the chef looks you in the eye as he squirts ketchup on your 50$ steak
@SAFbikes
Жыл бұрын
And then you become president
@TopNotch2real
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
When you realize he doesn’t even have actual fire and it’s just one of those heater stoves
@jonblaze32
2 жыл бұрын
Induction stoves are sweeeet check them out. Better than both gas and standard electric stoves
@joshuamoore3846
Жыл бұрын
Because it's better lol
@jordanblakely5871
Жыл бұрын
You mean he's using innovative technology that doesn't require gas? Who would've thought? 😐
Guys, ketchup in fried rice is actually pretty common in asia. If you try searching up an omurice recipe, the fried rice used in the dish usually has ketchup added. Not saying that adding big chunks of steak is normal, but the ketchup part isn't as weird as you would imagine.
@setonix9151
2 жыл бұрын
yes also In Thailand
@dimasbimasunyoto7706
2 жыл бұрын
I mean a moderate amount of ketchup is fine and dandy, but for me that's just too American rather than asian, in my opinion lol (which is fine, but just not for some other asian fried rice). But I think most people in the comments are just joking around because of Uncle Roger~
@rafyakbarrahmadany4080
2 жыл бұрын
I always use lil bit ketchup in my fried rice, it makes my rice more bright in color. But didn't change flavors to much.
@snitox
2 жыл бұрын
But the ketchup there and here are not the same at all. Here it's way way sweeter and not a hint of spice.
@paintbv7696
2 жыл бұрын
@@setonix9151 nah bro I’m Thai, no where have I had ketchup in my fried rice(although we put egg always) the only fried rice with ketchup is called American Fried rice
You put ketchup in my fried rice and we’re gonna have a problem.
@bhfam
Жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried it?
@Lftarded
11 ай бұрын
@@bhfamthese guys probably only watch a malaysian comedian as their source of information about asian food
@coyoteblue4027
10 ай бұрын
@@Lftarded ketchup is not asian food. (Though funnily enough, it gets its name from an asian sauce. But that was like basically the same fish sauce a lot of asian cuisine still uses.)
@thepanda_arts64
9 ай бұрын
But have you ever tried it?
This man half-assed TikTok so hard hahahaha. I do not discourage him from continuing, though.
Him: Would you like some bro? Me: I’m alright, I ate yesterday.
@ceelothatmane9421
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ceelothatmane9421
2 жыл бұрын
I’d be so butthurt
@jean-christdjelhiyahot4612
2 жыл бұрын
This killed me 😂😂😂😂
“ i ate at home thank you tho “
@mrd2164
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@victorballesteros9198
2 жыл бұрын
😁👍👌✌
@eatmyshorts2024
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@calebday6988
2 жыл бұрын
fr ketchup lmfao
Matt: you need steak, ketchup, and old rice *proceeds to use many other ingredients*
Hold the ketchup, Rice and Egg is so amazing!
Him: steak, ketchup, and rice Also him: many other things
@BaldyFade
2 жыл бұрын
Guys a damn donut! “Don’t recommend this channel”
@Renozixt
2 ай бұрын
Womp to the freaking womp.
Not to be rude, I’m sure you’re amazing. But jeez, that rice is pretty overcooked and too wet.
@sm00gzbear
2 жыл бұрын
He is pretty good, I've been following him for a while, I can't approve of the ketchup in any capacity. There are a million and one things that would taste better.
@Staxx0
2 жыл бұрын
@@sm00gzbear yea i literally just found this guy and said "really??? KETCHUP?!?"
@koro1655
2 жыл бұрын
@@Staxx0 ketchup rice is an actual thing. tastes bomb to me tho so dk bout you
@odomisan
2 жыл бұрын
@@sm00gzbear ketchup has great balance of acidity, sourness and sweetness. It takes a good and brave cook to work ketchup as an ingredient. With right combination it could turn out great. But could very easily turn into a disaster.
@sm00gzbear
2 жыл бұрын
@@odomisan I suppose if you used a small, small amount with other things, but its not something I want near my steak. I guess, this is an agree to disagree situation, not everyone has the same taste. 🙃
“Steak, Ketchup, old rice” thanks dad I have homework tho
@pinchylobster7392
2 жыл бұрын
lmao good comment
I hear Uncle Roger screaming.
"Probably cooked thousands of piles of shit in this thing"
@darrellbarfz8666
2 жыл бұрын
Amen. Looks terrible.
@themaincheese5897
2 жыл бұрын
Literally what in gods name did I watch
@Mrcatpants56
2 жыл бұрын
Read it as he said this lol good one
@Therealjoeycallen
2 жыл бұрын
Yea that sounds horrible
@mhead1117
2 жыл бұрын
Fr tf is this?
When I was little I used to put ketchup on my rice… this is bringing back memories
@mr.hamborger4502
2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@anh7112
2 жыл бұрын
I still do that until now..I’m 23..never get old with it..
@englishforsrilanka2535
2 жыл бұрын
31, I still do it!
@gogertonherface5849
2 жыл бұрын
Never tried that.
@ABeautifulEarthForOurChildren
2 жыл бұрын
Try spaghetti with butter and ketchup
"Steak, ketchup, old rice" processed to use literally ever other ingredient
That looks soooooo good🤤
Looks yummy! Not sure about the ketchup though 🤔
@pierrel.3937
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far
@shellterminal2022
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how people can eat cooked burnt ketchup .. nasty
@spht9ng
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a Chinese thing. Surprisingly really good
@yip2188
2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually really good
@lonelyhearts4216
2 жыл бұрын
@@shellterminal2022 its used in almost all japanese fried rice especially with steak.
Incoming “I can hear my ancestors crying”
@MeteYegin
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah uncle roger coming
@benkenobi3964
2 жыл бұрын
Ketchup fried rice is traditional in Thailand we call it “American fried rice”
@MeteYegin
2 жыл бұрын
@@benkenobi3964 Oh thanks
@jenske2881
2 жыл бұрын
@@benkenobi3964 you're telling me a American fries this rice
@savetheevo
2 жыл бұрын
@@jenske2881 no it's an American STYLED fried rice
i usually take the beef out of the wok after it is cooked so it wont be overcooked, then i put the rice in the wok. and after all the rice are mixed well with the spices i turn off the fire and mixed those beef again
Looks awesome
"Old rice" Asian mom: fried rice !!!!
@famousyt2210
2 жыл бұрын
Lol you need old rice to nake fried rice lol
"Steak, ketchup and old rice.." - Proceeds on putting other ingredients
@mewrandompew
2 жыл бұрын
westren kitchen be like
@tylerb6981
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but everyone has random spices and onions in their kitchen all the time. These simple cooking videos don't assume you are camping or in sub-Saharan Africa.
@foreverrcocochenel
2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I’m saying!
@mewrandompew
2 жыл бұрын
am just saharian
@austingrayson3654
2 жыл бұрын
It was literally an onion an egg and some spice..LMAO
The rice is so wet it stated screaming "yamede kudasai"!!
Luvin this one 😄😁😃
"The rice is wet. You can see your reflection in it, haiyaa" -Uncle Roger
Some fried rice recipes do use ketchup as an ingredient. I use them too and it taste good. Some of you are too gatekeeping. Fried rice is universal and there's a lot of ways to make it anyway.
@adrock889
2 жыл бұрын
That’s 90% of the internet lol. Gatekeeping and trolling
@quibble9003
2 жыл бұрын
be real now, have you seen fried rice with BOTH ketchup AND soy sauce? im not even offended for my asian heritage, im offended for my palate.
@pleasedont7439
2 жыл бұрын
@@joeschmoe8320 because surely your grandparents are the only person who knows how to cook fried rice... No. This is a good steak fried rice, you can use leftover steaks and leftover rice let's say after a party, and bam, fried rice. Sweet, juicy, and crunchy greasy rice paired with a sweet juicy steak, that sounds fucking delicious. But hey since your super important grandparents, who did nothing to innovate the world but instead became the root of the birth of an idiot, that never heard of this must be valid therefore this recipe sucks.
@aburoziin2554
2 жыл бұрын
@@quibble9003 that's what I'm thinking 😭
@connorhart2793
2 жыл бұрын
@@adrock889 99%
As uncle roger would say “Hiyaaa no use induction stove, Where your fireeee?”
bila di Indonesia di sebut goreng (nasgor) campur dengan telur ayam baik di campur atau terpisah, tambahannya lagi topingnya kerupuk, acar, mentimun dan tomat di iris iris
Looks amazing, just would have substituted the ketchup for soy, and sriracha.
@ZiziToutMou
2 жыл бұрын
@Evellyn______________🔞👇 thanks
@Kitsu-vk3of
2 жыл бұрын
Same.
@The_Novice
2 жыл бұрын
He added soy?
@garciaalexanderdean8728
2 жыл бұрын
You can change ketchup for siracha or any kind of hot sauce tbh But ketchup taste fine
@britishman2411
2 жыл бұрын
@@garciaalexanderdean8728 I’m not sure but I think the ketchup is for a sweeter taste and then the soy sauce was for a nice savoury taste, idk looks good tho
Feels like something I made during college.
Amazing 🤩
最後單獨加蕃茄醬就好🤤
Why people be hating on ketchup? It isn't that rare in a fried rice, esp omurice
@NinjaRafter
2 жыл бұрын
because of dunning-kruger
@lestatschlongh8065
2 жыл бұрын
idk, but I've never seen anyone mix their fried rice with ketchup before. this feels new to me
@setonix9151
2 жыл бұрын
@@lestatschlongh8065 Also happens in Thailand. We call it "American Fried Rice". Which is a tad bit ironic.
@lestatschlongh8065
2 жыл бұрын
@@setonix9151 hahahaha, we prefer soy sauce here.
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
2 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaRafter I think it would have been fine with a table spoon of ketchup or two… but nahhhhh my mans had to add half a bottle of Heinz 💀 I think that’s the thing people are complaining about
The egg yolk was a paid actor🤣🤣
Fire 🔥🔥. Will you ever go back to posting Moms I'd Like to Feed videos??
Damn this is what my mum do all the time. Is amazing!!
@jamesmekhael3988
Жыл бұрын
@@hellatze a lot of Asian people love ketchup, bold of you to assume he’s trying to suck up to him lmao
@thomasmeadows6263
Жыл бұрын
Read in uncle roger voice
That rice so wet, he put his leg down from chair. I'd still eat it tho
@ceelothatmane9421
2 жыл бұрын
Wut breh
@ajschannel162
2 жыл бұрын
No MSG
@kingKai2022
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't eat it as it can actually kill you X_X
@ajschannel162
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingKai2022 It doesn't kill you actually
That looks like a pretty good way to waste good meat. Thanks for the tip.
Looks delicious
I hear my ancestor crying
I FOUND IT! Finally I can watch food tik tok instead of poorly made memes. Thank you Matt for showing me the way
"An this is how you ruin it" adds tomato sauce
@Thorfin.D.G0at
2 жыл бұрын
Putting ketchup in fried rice is very common in asia.
@srajo7211
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thorfin.D.G0at but that is too much bruh
Me: realises that he ain’t using a real fire to cook rice Uncle Roger: I know your pain….
Look good do it test good?
Jesus, I'd love that. These videos come up everytime I'm out of food
Uncle Roger needs to react to this
@Chunkylover.
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@maiastraa
2 жыл бұрын
He would flip his leg
@Yzuvy
2 жыл бұрын
the rice looks soggy
@seffor
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger is annoying and overrated
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
@@Yzuvy it doesn't look bad. It probably looks like it because of the sauce that he uses. It could also be because of the amount of oil that he uses.
I love ketchup and put it on everything but never steak, that’s just gross.
@PoGuy12
2 жыл бұрын
And especially fried rice the only thing needed in fried rice is soy sauce
@sef2082
2 жыл бұрын
Ong
@nineteen96
2 жыл бұрын
Fr lol
@ya3_m1k03
2 жыл бұрын
@@PoGuy12 but ketchup taste good with fries rice
@PoGuy12
2 жыл бұрын
@@ya3_m1k03 but it’s not really fried rice theeennnn :((( im just kidding eat what you want. But seriously try some authentic fried rice without ketchup it’s comfort food.
Rather than a fried rice, it's closer to porridge
We do have red-ish fried rice here in Malaysia because there's a version where both ketchup and chili sauce are used to make this dish.
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
Same, even in Javanese nasi goreng sold on gerobak, they use ketchup for the main condiment.
@KingRian.
2 жыл бұрын
@@cmaxz817 they use moderate amount of ketchup and sambal, not like this, this is just fried rice and steak with ketchup sauce
In my town its call nasi goreng🤣
@receptionblcp6463
2 жыл бұрын
yum!
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
@wongpantai bullshit! I buy nasi goreng from my usual abang-abang on the streets of Surabaya and they do use ketchup all the time for their Nasi Goreng Jawa. Been to several carts and they all use the same basic sauce.
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
@wongpantai ya bener, saos tomat. Abang-abang nasgor depan rumahku semuanya pake saos tomat. Gk bohong aku, nasgor-nasgor disini pada warna merah tomat, ya gr gr pake saus tomat.
"Use induction stove ahh.. haiyyaa.." -Uncle roger
"Don't be shy tell us the truth" Uncle Roger
“Steak, ketchup old rice.”
Have you ever know about "Saos Raja Rasa"? I'm not sure if this is available at the US Asian markets, but the closest one is Maggi Seasoning Sauce. Almost all Indonesian fried rice vendors and Chinese restaurants in Indonesia use that sauce
@danielstein4791
2 жыл бұрын
I'm interested. What's the flavor profile?
@tripthongUwU
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielstein4791 it's hard to describe. It's like soy sauce but different and it's fermented. The sauce reacts with hot oil and becomes tasty as it sauteed. Usually used in almost all or all Chinese foods that uses wok to cook Maggi Seasoning Sauce is the closest one and it has a slightly different taste
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielstein4791 between salty soy sauce and oyster sauce.
Damn, looks good to me!!
As a Asian, this looks tasty
I wanna know uncle roger reaction to this version of fried rice
@OgSenseiAce
2 жыл бұрын
Same
Fried rice with ketchup is actually pretty common believe it or not, the main issue in this fried rice is how WET and SMUDGY this was, almost like a risotto....
hello, so, what is the stuff that you mixed the whole thing? How is it called? thx
Nice collab between wok and induction stuff!! LOL
맛은 있겠어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데 소고기 많이 익은거 같은데
I’m so intrigued by this, like I imagine it’d taste good bc the sugar in the ketchup caramelises?
@benkenobi3964
2 жыл бұрын
In Thailand we have this thing called American fried rice with is ketchup fried rice. It was my whole childhood
@jasonbrewer6714
2 жыл бұрын
@@benkenobi3964 I'm curious of the name and where it came from. It sounds like something us Americans would do, but have never heard of it until now.
@danielstein4791
2 жыл бұрын
Ketchup is a much better ingredient than a sauce because of that.
@bhuang188
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbrewer6714 ketchup fried rice originated in hong Kong I’m pretty sure could’ve been japan too but it was definitely a post world war 2 invention
@acetv5333
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielstein4791 Not necessarily better. Ketchup is for people with sweet tooth, soy sauce is for people who love savory foods.
that bowl thing u put the rice in was cute whered u get it??
That looks like sommat id make when I’m baked
Looks absolutely delicious 🤤 I was nervous about the ketchup 😂
"This is perfect" gringo fazendo a famosa gororóba.
@AlexandreVolpi_
2 жыл бұрын
Parece uma versão bem meia boca de um carreteiro kakakakaka
U can try oyster replace for ketchup,and ketchup mix with chilli sauce+soy sauce,little bit lime juice for main sauce,so perfect bro
Smells good 😃😃😃
“i’ve probably cooked thousands of fried rice orders with this thing” boy with technique like that i wouldn’t be surprised if that was you’re first
The ketchup is a smart substitute for Gochujang. I just realized that just now, and I will never be the same.
Uncle Roger: why i smell BAD FIRE RICE You: oh sh#t
i’ve actually made fried rice with old rice, way better than with fresh. I have no clue why, but it seemed like the rice was almost crispy but still chewy.
I would eat that
What a great comedy sketch!! I couldn’t stop laughing after I saw the ketchup 😂 when he topped it off with “…thousands of fried rice orders in this thing.” Pure gold you comedy king.
@silvermediastudio
2 жыл бұрын
Japanese literally use ketchup in omurice. You played yourself bromacho.
@immejor508
2 жыл бұрын
Uh I don't think it was a comedy sketch
Thats a war crime disguised as food
looks like a college recipe when that is all you have at the fridge.
お茶碗かわいいww
@kaitofoster4921
2 жыл бұрын
ほんまや爆笑
Uncle roger will be pissed once he sees this
@Yourosking
2 жыл бұрын
All uncle roger does is gatekeeping lol. Whats wrong with cooking a meal in a different way
@dimasbimasunyoto7706
2 жыл бұрын
@@Yourosking of course it's okay to cook fried rice in a different way, but some cultures are just the wrong way, nephew. Haiyaaa
@bucheronlvl.1004
2 жыл бұрын
Japanese cook rice with ketchup sometimes
@thetarotclinic7499
2 жыл бұрын
Why tho, he's got a big a5s wok! 😂
@Nosuchthingasfish
2 жыл бұрын
you posted CRINGE bro, uncle roger is very CRINGE
Ketchup is commonly used in a lot of Asian recipes where I’m from. Shit like the street food that is over here has majority of the recipes using Ketchup and it tastes amazing
Was told for years to use cold day old rice. Mine always turned mushy. Found a Hiroyuki terada chicken fried rice using freshly made absorption method rice. Way better as the rice doesn't taste stale.
Adds ketchup to fried rice: *UNCLE ROGER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
No MSG "HAIIYAAAH!!!" by: Uncle Roger
Ngl better than most of the fried rice I've had
I can fw it 💪🏾💪🏾🔥🔥
That was amazing, I had my doubts when I saw ketchup
Small Kid Days in Hawaii: When we didn’t have steak, we used hormel luncheon meat in the metal can and we used soy sauce with green onion and ketchup was used to put on the Sunny side up egg! Broke Da Mouth 😜
@theoriginalbulbolt8076
2 жыл бұрын
Broke Da Mouth!!!! Onolicious!
Best fried I’ve seen
@xtebit300
Жыл бұрын
Do you like ketchup in your rice
Was that togarashi you finished it with ?
I'll take my rice fresh not stale and old, thanks though..
@notkadenk
2 жыл бұрын
We use 1 day old rice because if we use new rice in fried rice the rice will get very dry when cooking. So you should be thanking him when it comes to 1 day old rice. But not the goddam ketchup unless its omurice.
@birdistheword1327
2 жыл бұрын
@@notkadenk nope my statement still stands. My rice comes out better and isn't old and stale. Thanks for trying though lmao
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
A day old? Yes, leaving it out in the open for a day? Obviously NO. The point of leaving the rice in the refrigerator for a day is to make it not clumpy and sticky. Though, if you want it fresh, you can spread the rice on a tray for some minutes to let the moisture evaporate and take some yellow yolks then mix it together with the rice. It should have the same effect as a day old rice.
@birdistheword1327
2 жыл бұрын
@@cmaxz817 nope not gonna happen. lol glad you got that off your chest though
@cmaxz817
2 жыл бұрын
@@birdistheword1327 Well, I provided you on how to mimick the effect using fresh ingredients. Did I ever tell you that you must eat a 1 day old rice for fried rice? You do you with your food. Also, I found out about the trick of letting it out for some minutes on a tray and coating it with yellow yolks from an Asian chef who has to cook it from fresh.
As a wise malaysian man said: "Where salt on crack?"
@dakkon00blackblade
2 жыл бұрын
nigel is malaysian
@earhst
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakkon00blackblade my bad
Man seen what he had in the fridge and was like f*k it
I collapsed when he added ketchup to fried rice.