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  • @Vanillastump
    @Vanillastump4 жыл бұрын

    When I asked teachers “can I go to the bathroom?” And they answered with “I don’t know, CAN you?” I said “yes” and went to the bathroom.

  • @Maverick-7508

    @Maverick-7508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, maybe you should have learned proper english.

  • @RzK_venger795

    @RzK_venger795

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @cinderstar6634

    @cinderstar6634

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legend

  • @Vanillastump

    @Vanillastump

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Maverick-7508 I knew, I just thought it was funny to just walk out of class. I only said "can" to teachers I knew would pull that B.S. Made my classmates laugh.

  • @Melthornal

    @Melthornal

    4 жыл бұрын

    what you gotta do is break out hysterically crying and say ‘ i dont know.., i dont know!’. then your buddy rubs your back and tells the teacher ‘the doctors said he’ll probably be fine, but its been really hard, you know?’

  • @warezz1743
    @warezz17434 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: It the bros. The boys: Are we a joke to you.

  • @JacksonWalter735

    @JacksonWalter735

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro 1: Bro, close your eyes. Bro 2: Okay Bro. Bro 1: What do you see Bro? Bro 2: Nothing Bro. Bro 1: That's my life without you Bro. Bro 2: Broooooooo 😭 Bro 1: Brooooooooooooo 😭 They then had sex and said no homo.

  • @GlassKanon2424

    @GlassKanon2424

    4 жыл бұрын

    You mean "the bois"

  • @warezz1743

    @warezz1743

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GlassKanon2424 Krotos: *Inhale's* BOOOOOIII!!

  • @zorrothethief6065

    @zorrothethief6065

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JacksonWalter735 nigga I'ma shit on your house

  • @JacksonWalter735

    @JacksonWalter735

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zorrothethief6065 Awfully nice of you to buy me a house first.

  • @GreetingsFineCitizen
    @GreetingsFineCitizen4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: _May_ I go to the bathroom? Me: No, you may not

  • @mattaffenit9898

    @mattaffenit9898

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Mightn't I traverse o'er yonder t'ward the latrine?

  • @FunnyMemes-dr3se

    @FunnyMemes-dr3se

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is that accent supposed to be?

  • @mattaffenit9898

    @mattaffenit9898

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FunnyMemes-dr3se Vaguely archaic.

  • @stiim5742

    @stiim5742

    4 жыл бұрын

    *it is now that the teacher realised that the teacher has played himself*

  • @james10739

    @james10739

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ya looking back just never asking for permission again and just getting up and going is the appointment response

  • @stektirade
    @stektirade4 жыл бұрын

    Bing: giving people what they ask for.

  • @TD-HO

    @TD-HO

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yesh

  • @Scooby699

    @Scooby699

    4 жыл бұрын

    I asked bing to give me the sweet release of death and some how I got a GF So Win Win

  • @masonwarlick398

    @masonwarlick398

    3 жыл бұрын

    Impossible

  • @pencilcase8068

    @pencilcase8068

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's why I use Bing now

  • @sebastianwilliams6651

    @sebastianwilliams6651

    3 жыл бұрын

    ½770⁷

  • @Kumofan
    @Kumofan4 жыл бұрын

    "you know when you hit your funny bone?" *Henry's arm bends backwards*

  • @guitarsaremyfriendzzz7077

    @guitarsaremyfriendzzz7077

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD it explains sooooooo much.

  • @josephgauthier5018

    @josephgauthier5018

    4 жыл бұрын

    does the about tab on your channel translate to "I like to eat crayons."?

  • @Kumofan

    @Kumofan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josephgauthier5018 yes

  • @josephgauthier5018

    @josephgauthier5018

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Kumofan lol, nice.

  • @RonaldoVODS

    @RonaldoVODS

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josephgauthier5018 why do you know that

  • @bestpyro293
    @bestpyro2934 жыл бұрын

    Henry's kid when he gives away his toy, *My time has come*

  • @cbriones411

    @cbriones411

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meme Lord Henry: So you have chosen death

  • @zenyatta7258

    @zenyatta7258

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meme Lord HENRY HAS KIDS!

  • @SkimMilk-ck7rs

    @SkimMilk-ck7rs

    4 жыл бұрын

    General Grievous no

  • @zenyatta7258

    @zenyatta7258

    4 жыл бұрын

    SkimMilk4200 so he does have kids ?!

  • @avilalanceandrewt.7894

    @avilalanceandrewt.7894

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meme Lord and so have i

  • @Darkness19Z
    @Darkness19Z4 жыл бұрын

    14:43 Hentai watchers: We are four parallel universes ahead of you.

  • @Inisii
    @Inisii4 жыл бұрын

    "That must mean he- she must be- he... she must be interested." *He's a little confused but he's got the spirit!*

  • @demonicchaosoverlord1334
    @demonicchaosoverlord13344 жыл бұрын

    me " can i go to the bathroom?" teacher "may i go to the bathroom?" me "i asked first!"

  • @mercenarychef9465

    @mercenarychef9465

    4 жыл бұрын

    Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: you want me to demonstrate right here?

  • @WhyName

    @WhyName

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mercenarychef9465 the correct move is to just get up and go, then respond with "I can use the bathroom." if the teacher says something.

  • @jonathanjohnson6727
    @jonathanjohnson67274 жыл бұрын

    Dislocated funny bone. Explains why Henry's arms bend like that

  • @TheShadow1347

    @TheShadow1347

    4 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @LarsonLake

    @LarsonLake

    4 жыл бұрын

    Should put a joke here about that being why Henry isn't funny, but I don't lie like that!

  • @JLoDucky

    @JLoDucky

    4 жыл бұрын

    it’s most likely hyper mobile joints having that condition is also possibly a contributing part of how it got dislocated and eventually went back into a normal position your joints are over flexible it is why some people can do freaky contortions. I got told to be careful doing yoga because of it.

  • @raulllveiga

    @raulllveiga

    4 жыл бұрын

    My 2 arms bends more than that and I never broke/dislocated any of them

  • @dariendark7263

    @dariendark7263

    4 жыл бұрын

    Surprised nobody has mentioned that the funny none is a nerve. Not a joint

  • @thesaucecollector8921
    @thesaucecollector89214 жыл бұрын

    12:23 As a black man I can say it’s true I mean who doesn’t like watermelon

  • @hightide9631

    @hightide9631

    3 жыл бұрын

    me

  • @thesaucecollector8921

    @thesaucecollector8921

    3 жыл бұрын

    MR. High Tide You shall be sent to the deepest pit of hell

  • @HeyItsJonny

    @HeyItsJonny

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not sure if I can trust your word You imposter

  • @ztido

    @ztido

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats just factually not true everyone likes watermelon

  • @ivanadriazola1991

    @ivanadriazola1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fuck yeah

  • @ItsXosh
    @ItsXosh4 жыл бұрын

    1:56 Henry: Girls are deep, Me: ! Also Henry: BUT BOYS ARE EVEN DEEPER Me: Oh Sh*t!!

  • @michaupinski6506

    @michaupinski6506

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why are you making French Roblox videos?

  • @crawlingboy
    @crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын

    can i be honest when i first heard of netflix and chill i just thought it meant hang out and watch a movie thats it

  • @murderouskitten2577

    @murderouskitten2577

    4 жыл бұрын

    same here

  • @thebootywarrior2704

    @thebootywarrior2704

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it meant movies n air conditioning

  • @murderouskitten2577

    @murderouskitten2577

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thebootywarrior2704 well it turns out it involves pipe cleaning and other pluming related stuff 😂

  • @thebootywarrior2704

    @thebootywarrior2704

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment is gucci

  • @crawlingboy

    @crawlingboy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @This Dude i as a weeb would rather do hentai with senpai

  • @krieg_guardsman9548
    @krieg_guardsman95484 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: "as a medical professional I recommend a freezer"

  • @varadillath4508

    @varadillath4508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait, she's a doctor?

  • @lynaeaa4518

    @lynaeaa4518

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@varadillath4508 I think student doctor

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain9654 жыл бұрын

    4:55 usually when a human falls from very high up and lands on their feet, their legs get forced up... into their body... ripping through their stomach and multiple other organs causing them to often pass out or nearly pass out because of the pain... before it finally either crushes your heart or ruptures your lung, in which case there would probably be one last excrutiatingly painful second left before you die. So try not to land on your feet if you're sure you're too high up to survive. And that's a tip for if someone tries to murder you, not for if you want to commit uninstall life.exe

  • @purpleli4760

    @purpleli4760

    4 жыл бұрын

    They find that most of the people who jump off buildings die in the middle because of shock or something. Pretty sure about that fact.

  • @n1thecaptain965

    @n1thecaptain965

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@purpleli4760 That's something I didn't know and find quite... no, I'm not even going to finish that

  • @kairohrerrr1445

    @kairohrerrr1445

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, now I know what the AI in Graystillplays have to go through. Also you are justified in not wanting to finish.

  • @scurus11scurus

    @scurus11scurus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@purpleli4760 i’ve heard that too but then people skydive all the time?

  • @theworstcatholic7247

    @theworstcatholic7247

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@purpleli4760 How have they figured that out? It's not like they've exactly been able to test it or monitor it. Seems like a myth. Especially considering people skydive or fall from incredible heights and survive all the time, which wouldn't make sense if they generally died even before hitting the ground.

  • @allenbercero3661
    @allenbercero36613 жыл бұрын

    My boy Henry never experienced having no internet, my boy living the good life

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal4 жыл бұрын

    Lamborghini Murcielago: *_exists_* Henry: iS tHiS GaLLaRDo

  • @billygray8863

    @billygray8863

    4 жыл бұрын

    reee

  • @masonbrown7290

    @masonbrown7290

    4 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @braxton88h77

    @braxton88h77

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gewel ✔ thank god some one commented this

  • @braxton88h77

    @braxton88h77

    4 жыл бұрын

    KDA (G) IDLE no

  • @Locodemon131

    @Locodemon131

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fckn lovely bugatti 👌

  • @ambiintro7110
    @ambiintro71104 жыл бұрын

    "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, CAN YOU?" Am autistic and have social anxiety, had this happen multiple times, usually just either sit back down or just... leave. I've confused a lot of teachers rules with this type of reaction.

  • @rainestar82

    @rainestar82

    4 жыл бұрын

    as someone with severe social anxiety, I have NO IDEA why teachers/authority figures love doing this. Yes, I used incorrect grammar, its cause im nervous for no reason and osyched myself out. Some people laughed >

  • @mercenarychef9465

    @mercenarychef9465

    4 жыл бұрын

    The part that irritates me is that it's not actually improper grammar. Yes, 'may' is used to request and give permission, but 'can', being a question of ability, also applies, because you can not leave the classroom without permission. Instead of asking 'do I have your permission to defecate?' you're asking 'am I able to leave and go defecate without adverse consequences?' both of which are grammatically correct.

  • @ambiintro7110

    @ambiintro7110

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mercenarychef9465 In fact, since I'm a smartass, so I actually wrote up an entire speech in response to one teacher that did this. I don't remember it exactly, but I do recall reading out the dictionary definition of 'can' in verb format and angrily explaining that the word 'may' is obsolete, and the English language is largely based upon perception of the recipient, and how arguing his point was purely semantic and extremely pretentious and that he's wasting the- what he called- 'valuable class time and interrupting the learning environment'.

  • @aleskatic431

    @aleskatic431

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ambiintro7110 It's "funny & sad" how much time & energy people spend arguing instead of just learning the right way to talk or do things.

  • @ambiintro7110

    @ambiintro7110

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aleskatic431 Are you... defending the teacher? I'm not sure what you mean by this. If you mean I was wrong to prove the teacher wrong, it was just getting on my nerves. I didn't care about the argument, his constant asshole attitude filled me with unholy rage.

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk08104 жыл бұрын

    Henry: We're gonna be family friendly! Also Henry: *Forgets to censor 95 percent of swear words in the video*

  • @pragmaticgamer7435
    @pragmaticgamer74354 жыл бұрын

    13:40 Jeannie (sorry if i spelled it wrong, m used to Genie):- *Shows Henry the No-Internet Dino game. Henry:- *surprised* What ?! this is a thing ? are you serious ? me :- *more surprised* What ?! are you serious ?

  • @Mithguar

    @Mithguar

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same...

  • @nishantdesai3705

    @nishantdesai3705

    3 жыл бұрын

    most people also dont know that you it's better to use arrow keys up/down because when pressed down key the dino will land quickly so it helps once you reach high speeds

  • @xRaz0rZamurayX

    @xRaz0rZamurayX

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did not know it was a game did never know that

  • @pragmaticgamer7435

    @pragmaticgamer7435

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xRaz0rZamurayX you had a good internet connection your whole life huh ? Lucky.

  • @JackDrinkn2DollarJim

    @JackDrinkn2DollarJim

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't use Chrome so I've never seen it.

  • @singingwolf3929
    @singingwolf39294 жыл бұрын

    Always a sad day when the meme in the thumbnail isn't in the video :(

  • @manannaik1341

    @manannaik1341

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's called click bait

  • @bjarnestronstrup9122

    @bjarnestronstrup9122

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@manannaik1341 All the thumbnails are click baits on their videos!

  • @kivatkjiggy6863

    @kivatkjiggy6863

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bjarne Stronstrup not all of them

  • @bjarnestronstrup9122

    @bjarnestronstrup9122

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well but most :)

  • @kivatkjiggy6863

    @kivatkjiggy6863

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah can’t argue that

  • @gregbryant3826
    @gregbryant38264 жыл бұрын

    Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Me: Let's find out.

  • @arik_dev

    @arik_dev

    4 жыл бұрын

    Power move.

  • @ShiftyTys
    @ShiftyTys4 жыл бұрын

    Omg shrieking "bless you" as he sneezed made me laugh.... Lol

  • @max_garcia
    @max_garcia3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever a teacher ask you back “idk, CAN you go to the bathroom?” Just answer “yes” and leave

  • @fishiefish6179
    @fishiefish61794 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie’s cute little high-pitched “bye” at the end of these videos is the best part of all of them

  • @YamadaDesigns

    @YamadaDesigns

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fishie Fish stop I’m almost there

  • @theholycrusader5581

    @theholycrusader5581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the spoiler you heretic crack addict

  • @trainion9626

    @trainion9626

    Жыл бұрын

    The Thomas hat is better

  • @vanhattfield8292

    @vanhattfield8292

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trainion9626 Agreed. Much, much better, at least partially because it is quiet...

  • @denniskara6196
    @denniskara61964 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: "it's the bros!" Me and the boys: *"Angry Thomas face"*

  • @orangeisdormant779

    @orangeisdormant779

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me and the boys; *they have never seen such bullshit in their life*

  • @endreal6945
    @endreal69454 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: *sings pumped up kicks* jan cdrk: whomst has summoned the holy one?

  • @zekebuchanan7017
    @zekebuchanan70174 жыл бұрын

    "You cant die with Thomas beanie on, its facts." Henry's dishin' out the quotes!

  • @domovoitodd9141
    @domovoitodd91414 жыл бұрын

    My teachers did that too, i feel his pain.

  • @domovoitodd9141

    @domovoitodd9141

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Deadman my first teacher that did that used to slap my hands with a ruler and taped my left hand to my desk cause i was left handed.

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969

    @heavymetalmusichead4969

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Deadman found the psychopath.

  • @bright9873

    @bright9873

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: can I go to the bathroom. Teacher: I don't know can you. Me: pulls down pants and shits on the floor

  • @faereman

    @faereman

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@domovoitodd9141 Wow, that's fucked up. They actually did that to my grandpa when he was a kid, but I'm surprised that teachers out there would still do this shit years after.

  • @CyanDumBell_MC

    @CyanDumBell_MC

    4 жыл бұрын

    Teacher did that to me once, I just go ahead and walk out the classroom to take a piss.

  • @superimpious6073
    @superimpious60734 жыл бұрын

    0:26 Jeannie "God damn." Best line 2019!

  • @iTubeUtubeWeAllTube4

    @iTubeUtubeWeAllTube4

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats Jeannie doing an impression of Kermit the frog doing an impression of Samuel L Jackson

  • @piperd3b
    @piperd3b Жыл бұрын

    I went back and just picked a random video to re-watch. At the end I was expecting "Dig a tunnel" but then I was sad but happy at the nostalgia it brought.

  • @srenhenrikeriksen8393
    @srenhenrikeriksen83934 жыл бұрын

    Mxr: did you just eat a bug (laugh) Bug: where am i

  • @douglaspkillah
    @douglaspkillah4 жыл бұрын

    4:25 “We gotta go on bing more”. 😂

  • @jvstAsYouAre
    @jvstAsYouAre4 жыл бұрын

    Henry: "i went to mcdonalds and got their new..." His friend gets a text: "Omg. My sister has been in a car crash!" Henry: "...PEANUT SMOOTHIE AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD!"

  • @dioliksniper5618
    @dioliksniper56184 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jeannie, I will surely use the freezer method!

  • @MultipliedByZero
    @MultipliedByZero4 жыл бұрын

    Henry, my man. That is a Lamborghini "Murcielago". C'maaaaaawwwwnnnn.....

  • @_Shay_

    @_Shay_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Henderson-Soucie and the way they pronounced reventon lol

  • @venomouswolf9262

    @venomouswolf9262

    4 жыл бұрын

    I Facepalmed When He Got it Wrong C'mon Man

  • @williamcavalier

    @williamcavalier

    4 жыл бұрын

    Up next, memes only car guys will get.

  • @nmp_1936

    @nmp_1936

    4 жыл бұрын

    He got it wrong twice😹

  • @Punnikin1969

    @Punnikin1969

    4 жыл бұрын

    That, my friend, is a Lamborghini Fiberglasso. It's the predecessor to the short-lived Cardboarda.

  • @philipblevin5657
    @philipblevin56574 жыл бұрын

    Henry: doesn't know about dinosaur game 99.99% of the internet: My Disappointment is immeasurable

  • @dl5641

    @dl5641

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I just found out about that game from this video. Like how would one just know that, I'm trying to get my internet back asap or ditch it altogether for another pastime lol

  • @justanaveragewaffle7401
    @justanaveragewaffle74014 жыл бұрын

    These two are now my favorite KZreadrs. How long did that take? Hmmm, 3 or 4 videos? Sounds about right.

  • @glntv5217
    @glntv52174 жыл бұрын

    6:19 our teachers be like: I don't know if you're able to but you're allowed to

  • @fusrodahdaily9664
    @fusrodahdaily96644 жыл бұрын

    I'm commenting "When will Jeannie dress as a -Doctor- Recorder?" every episode until she does.

  • @sungodra1226

    @sungodra1226

    4 жыл бұрын

    @FUS RO DAH! - Daily YOU’VE GOT THIS HOME BOI!

  • @josescalcagno

    @josescalcagno

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is this real... Is the Second Crusade begining. To arms my brothers let the land hear your cry.

  • @allanhilder3424

    @allanhilder3424

    4 жыл бұрын

    We must all comment this my brother

  • @Wilhelm_YT

    @Wilhelm_YT

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think a recorder would look good on Jeannie

  • @_spooT

    @_spooT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Great, another idiot with no originality. Did you wait your whole life for this moment to gain likes? Didn't bother to put it after jet because it might be too obvious? I had my disagreements with Jet on this recorder shit, but i would rather see his name posting it. Nothing personal tho, we're just cleaning up trash everyday and it's just tiring how another one pops up the shore. Jokes aside tho, stop acting like another 10 year old attention seeking brat. We don't need that here

  • @Franco-bi5co
    @Franco-bi5co4 жыл бұрын

    "the future is in your hands" -my school's men's toilet

  • @BeeeHonest
    @BeeeHonest4 жыл бұрын

    I so went through the "May I" and "Can I" go to bathroom shenanigans!

  • @christopher2148
    @christopher21483 жыл бұрын

    Lol! I totally understand Henry's pain. Up until a few years ago, I did not know the internet disconnect t-rex was a game.

  • @DictionaryMath5903
    @DictionaryMath59034 жыл бұрын

    Even "Stop!" is a full sentence. Never argue with Jeannie. She's asian smart.

  • @vanhattfield8292

    @vanhattfield8292

    Жыл бұрын

    No, she is just female and you are just simping...

  • @xohoneymae4994
    @xohoneymae49944 жыл бұрын

    you guys are literally the cutest couple🥺❤️

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott633 жыл бұрын

    6:25 : The dialogue reading for this meme was kind of perfect! xD

  • @hamsternuts599
    @hamsternuts5994 жыл бұрын

    Imagine u “chillin” when spongebob is on Netflix and “it” somehow gets harder

  • @noobandfriends2420
    @noobandfriends24204 жыл бұрын

    "How to gain a follower on the web" looked like the Piper Perri meme. Should have been a bonus for extra credit.

  • @1001Bastiano

    @1001Bastiano

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got it instantly and was so disappointed Henry and Jeannie didn't get it :(

  • @runpiggy

    @runpiggy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Went down to comments to look for this

  • @jjnix9517
    @jjnix95174 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact jeannie is actually the alpha in their relationship

  • @burningcenturion6935

    @burningcenturion6935

    4 жыл бұрын

    And this surprises no one.

  • @jjnix9517

    @jjnix9517

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@burningcenturion6935 fun facts can be commonly known facts

  • @xthecrazy3548

    @xthecrazy3548

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jjnix9517 Has there ever been an actually funny fun fact? (not related to your statement btw)

  • @jjnix9517

    @jjnix9517

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xthecrazy3548 probably not most facts will make someone upset honestly, the truth will almost always inconvenience someone's thoughts beliefs or opinions

  • @xthecrazy3548

    @xthecrazy3548

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn well said

  • @davidfrischknecht8261
    @davidfrischknecht82614 жыл бұрын

    When I was in school and someone asked "Can I use the bathroom?", the teacher would reply "I don't know. Can you?".

  • @TheSamLowry
    @TheSamLowry4 жыл бұрын

    When students ask me if they can go to the bathroom, I usually reply "I hope so, we wouldn't want to have an explosion." The custodian wouldn't like that.

  • @Misc_Bastard
    @Misc_Bastard4 жыл бұрын

    Teacher: “I don’t know, can you go to the bathroom?” Me: *$#!+$ on floor*

  • @bruhproductions2078

    @bruhproductions2078

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @orangeisdormant779

    @orangeisdormant779

    4 жыл бұрын

    This,,, does put a smile on my face,,,

  • @reesewilliams7490

    @reesewilliams7490

    4 жыл бұрын

    Teacher: I need a verbal response

  • @thegentlemenoftherow7807

    @thegentlemenoftherow7807

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: b**** did you not see me s**** on the floor?!

  • @therealamerican99.76
    @therealamerican99.764 жыл бұрын

    5:30. My teacher (nicest guy ever) “what’s the answer” Me *finishes college algebra problem* “42069xd” My teacher ”FISH?” Me *reminds self that I am not a violent person* “marbles”. My teacher “good”

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified4 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: "That sneak level was legendary!" That means it started over and all the perk points reset!

  • @zekebuchanan7017
    @zekebuchanan70174 жыл бұрын

    2:01... that's one helluva quote

  • @jayjaynator2911
    @jayjaynator29114 жыл бұрын

    I just want to make a reminder than we all love your content. Some meme were joking about how your subreddit is doing all the "job of creating content" for you, but so what? We are here for content, but we are here for both of your personality and for the community both of you are gathering here. I have been highly depressed lately and watching both if you together still making content pump me up and make me happy.

  • @vanhattfield8292

    @vanhattfield8292

    Жыл бұрын

    It is a rare occasion when one person can speak for all and use "we" to make that distinction. This is not one of those times...

  • @MasterSim247
    @MasterSim2474 жыл бұрын

    When they no get the Piper Perry meme -Me: sad

  • @jerrin1528

    @jerrin1528

    4 жыл бұрын

    Big sad

  • @SNinjaQK

    @SNinjaQK

    4 жыл бұрын

    was it the gangbang one?

  • @smuglord5057

    @smuglord5057

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SNinjaQK Yes it was the gangbang one

  • @skylergarza8371

    @skylergarza8371

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SNinjaQK piper perri is the name of the white girl in the video the picture that originated the meme came from

  • @hafizmakiglalis4380

    @hafizmakiglalis4380

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here mate

  • @Chewiejds
    @Chewiejds4 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure that was the first time the sentence, "We gotta go on Bing more" was uttered. lol

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph423 жыл бұрын

    "I don't know, can you?" is probably as old as bathrooms.

  • @YinZhiLong
    @YinZhiLong4 жыл бұрын

    I can related with the 'Can I, may I' It is just too memorable.

  • @comrade_duck
    @comrade_duck4 жыл бұрын

    Henry: actually gets ads Me: impossible

  • @genji5675
    @genji56754 жыл бұрын

    when people tell me "I dont know CAN YOU" I just say yes and go

  • @MrZutcom

    @MrZutcom

    4 жыл бұрын

    funny thing is, the Oxford dictionary people determined that they had equivalent meaning in contextual situations, such as asking if you can go to the bathroom.

  • @StoryEnjoyer220
    @StoryEnjoyer2204 жыл бұрын

    14:25 I clogged my school bathroom with paper trying to hide evidence about me selling test answers to freshmen at my school

  • @aaronrichardsoong4110
    @aaronrichardsoong41104 жыл бұрын

    8:25 Henry is having a Vietnam flashback😂

  • @GaiaDblade
    @GaiaDblade4 жыл бұрын

    "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, CAN you?" "Well obviously not, if I'm not allowed than I wouldn't be able to."

  • @Eliminator6363
    @Eliminator63634 жыл бұрын

    Lmao! "F&%k, it's that guy he's trying to stop us"

  • @neji_rip4302
    @neji_rip43024 жыл бұрын

    12:45 describes me perfectly however i've also noticed this is a common occurence no matter what party chat's i join. you could be the nicest person or the craziest person every where i go there's always 1 person trying to talk and 1 or 2 others always interrupt and start talking. it's literally a common occurence every where i go and it's gotten to the point where i no longer try talking and just observe ppl in party chats i get more fun out of observing than i would trying to tell a joke or funny story only to be interrupted all the time

  • @KatoGod
    @KatoGod4 жыл бұрын

    SOUBND THE ALARMS THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED A GAME

  • @drytears781
    @drytears7814 жыл бұрын

    Jeannie: *looks up suicide on bing* Also Jeannie: *sets Bing to default browser*

  • @embassador_r610
    @embassador_r6103 жыл бұрын

    16:25 Look at his face. He sneezed so hard that his chest started hurting 😂 now that's a real man

  • @jackcolson4745
    @jackcolson47453 жыл бұрын

    11:50 I like how he just rolls with it even though it's clearly a liberty walk murcielago

  • @Iloveallofyou1917
    @Iloveallofyou19174 жыл бұрын

    Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Student: *stares blank at teacher while dropping pants* Teacher: it's may... Student *shits on the floor, never breaking eye contact* I miss school...

  • @Pacbandit13

    @Pacbandit13

    4 жыл бұрын

    DOMINUS

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity4 жыл бұрын

    Henry on giving away his toys proves he is the most based man in existence.

  • @elijahpizarro4997
    @elijahpizarro49974 жыл бұрын

    When you try to tell a story but everyone stops listening and talks over you: *you speak WHEN SPOKEN TO MAAGOT*

  • @samuelx777
    @samuelx7773 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh, I myself had a teacher, that every time I, or we, would ask her; "can I go to the restroom" she then would tell me or us, "I don't know can you" I would then answer "yes" then she would say "yes you can, but may you?" 😂 And now I'm teaching it to my nephews and niece at home. 😂😅😅😝🤦

  • @TheNews1990
    @TheNews19904 жыл бұрын

    05:52 what the hell kind of school did Jeannie go to? This is literally every school teacher in existence. Specially teachers that teach literature, and teachers who teach mathematics.

  • @jonathanjohnson6727

    @jonathanjohnson6727

    4 жыл бұрын

    They did a vlog showing her high school. It looked like a mid-tier University

  • @asandax6
    @asandax64 жыл бұрын

    Ad: Get $30 off Me: I can't even afford $30 headphones

  • @RRIOTT5107
    @RRIOTT51073 жыл бұрын

    Onetime my friend asked if he could go to the bathroom and my teacher said I don’t know can you and he pissed on her desk

  • @kairohrerrr1445

    @kairohrerrr1445

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have... many questions.

  • @danielschnitzer7044

    @danielschnitzer7044

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHAT

  • @Spetia

    @Spetia

    3 жыл бұрын

    I will take "Things That Never Happened" for $400 Alex.

  • @jeffhirsh5722

    @jeffhirsh5722

    3 жыл бұрын

    Savage. but the teacher deserved it.

  • @lordpigron
    @lordpigron4 жыл бұрын

    Me: just watches part about “can you go to the bathroom” KZread: here’s an add where the main joke is “can I leave” “no you can’t”

  • @helif677
    @helif6774 жыл бұрын

    Jeanie:Im good at this game Me at 3000 Jeanie: Am i a joke to you

  • @lukechen3229
    @lukechen32294 жыл бұрын

    OMFG the may I go to the bathroom shenanigans

  • @TheOystei
    @TheOystei4 жыл бұрын

    "That's definitivly a Reventon"..... no, it's a Murcielago with a widebody kit. The Reventon was based on a Murci tho..

  • @mr.jglokta191

    @mr.jglokta191

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Clarkson: "Rebenton"

  • @relaxvibe5117

    @relaxvibe5117

    4 жыл бұрын

    Correct fax

  • @M76YT

    @M76YT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finally a car guy brother on a channel with no cars menthined in a year

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo23884 жыл бұрын

    What school did Jennie go to? Literally we all have that “may I go to bathroom “ problem

  • @davidkomarshchuk202
    @davidkomarshchuk2024 жыл бұрын

    I like how they started to discuss the most effective way of suicide off of a meme. Fantastic!

  • @dustinsmith2021

    @dustinsmith2021

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dagoth Ur how can you kill a god?

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril3 жыл бұрын

    9:23 Me: Which one would you kill? Henry: *BOTH* Me: Good Choise

  • @ratheonhudson3311
    @ratheonhudson33114 жыл бұрын

    5: I'm going to poo wherever I damn want! 25: Can I go to the bathroom? 36: I need to go to the bathroom. Excuse me. 65: Take me to the bathroom.

  • @JaxTheNeko
    @JaxTheNeko4 жыл бұрын

    My teacher: “I don’t know CAN you go to the bathroom?” Me: “I don’t know CAN I is it against the law to use the restroom?” My teacher: “no but you can get a detention while you head down there” Me: “But CAN I get a detention with that?”

  • @davnoa5958
    @davnoa59584 жыл бұрын

    Homeless kid, when he has HOMEwork: "Now I have Home!"

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir4 жыл бұрын

    If your teacher corrects you with "may I go to the bathroom", just give them permission

  • @Oscar1618033
    @Oscar16180334 жыл бұрын

    I've been a teacher: "what's 2 meters + 3 meters?" "5" "5 what?" "... Meters... Squared?" Oh God...

  • @morganjames2875

    @morganjames2875

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too bad a student didn't snap and ask "what the fuck do you think I'm talking about fuckwit" because teachers always do dumb shit like that.

  • @NobleOneA259

    @NobleOneA259

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@morganjames2875 i have and got detention for it. wasnt asked again though.

  • @iroastyoutubers9793
    @iroastyoutubers97934 жыл бұрын

    0:57 Absolutely shameful Henry.. what is that doing on your desk so early on in no nut November, smh

  • @thatonereallyoldbaguette

    @thatonereallyoldbaguette

    4 жыл бұрын

    i roast youtubers that was what I was in the comments for

  • @Anhilsm
    @Anhilsm4 жыл бұрын

    Oh boy oh boy, my daily dose of depression has arrived

  • @donaldkilger511
    @donaldkilger5114 жыл бұрын

    Headphones next to lotion......... that's exactly how I get caught every time. Lol

  • @MacAnthony209
    @MacAnthony2094 жыл бұрын

    Henry is being dead serious. I went through it too. Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I don't know. Can you?" M: "...Huh?" T: "It's not can I. Which mean's it's...?" M: "Ugh! *Facepalm* May I?" T: "Of course. All you have to do is ask." Cannot make this up.

  • @lazyh-online4839

    @lazyh-online4839

    4 жыл бұрын

    What if you're genuinely asking if you have the capability to use the restroom?

  • @jonathanjohnson6727
    @jonathanjohnson67274 жыл бұрын

    3:38 camps in Korea???!!? What do you mean Jeannie......

  • @WinglessShadow
    @WinglessShadow4 жыл бұрын

    Man forgets he has Alzheimer's remembers everything Man has cancer and gets cancer that kills his previous cancerous growth.

  • @JstBoxy
    @JstBoxy3 жыл бұрын

    13:08 whenever someone tries to interrupt, I always say “ANYWAY”

  • @ajayramoutar2760
    @ajayramoutar27604 жыл бұрын

    my teache rused to say the same thing. "Can I use the restroom?" "teacher, I don't know can you can you?"

  • @beubeu7425
    @beubeu74254 жыл бұрын

    I was today years old when I finally decide to read the lyrics of the Pumped up kicks that shit is wild

  • @raptrbaby8613
    @raptrbaby86134 жыл бұрын

    After seeing the 1st meme Me: You guys are going to be banned in China

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