OneyPlays Keeps Predicting Forspoken

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  • @Squiddlewheel
    @Squiddlewheel11 ай бұрын

    I love that you can hear them recoil in agony when they get stuff right

  • @roachdoggjr111

    @roachdoggjr111

    11 ай бұрын

    "At least it wasn't the Queens Midtown tunnel, that would've been an awful last name" "GEH-"

  • @chrisnicolet8910

    @chrisnicolet8910

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@roachdoggjr111Lyle took psychic damage from that one

  • @ExaltedUriel

    @ExaltedUriel

    11 ай бұрын

    It's because they're literally joking about what a "cringe cliche line" would be so it's painful to find that someone actually wrote that thinking it was a good idea

  • @REvoLverj98

    @REvoLverj98

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@chrisnicolet8910he also took EMOTIONAL DAMAAAGE

  • @none62092

    @none62092

    11 ай бұрын

    It’s because they are saying the dumbest things they can think of as a joke, but the game is so poorly written that their dumb jokes end up actually happening.

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks11 ай бұрын

    It tickles my belly when they're genuinely angry that they predicted the lines as if they believe they should never be trusted with a script.

  • @2dextreem

    @2dextreem

    11 ай бұрын

    Have you seen them write AI prompts? Clearly they are the greatest storytellers of our time.

  • @SpookyTanukiGaming

    @SpookyTanukiGaming

    11 ай бұрын

    It's because of how painfully predictable the writing it.

  • @hectormontes7056

    @hectormontes7056

    11 ай бұрын

    They, along with the writers apparently, go with the cheesiest dumbest options possible. That’s why they’d rather not be right in predicting the lines.

  • @Beunibster

    @Beunibster

    11 ай бұрын

    They were mocking clichés and bad writing

  • @pistachiodisguisey911

    @pistachiodisguisey911

    11 ай бұрын

    @@hectormontes7056 you would be surprised how much video game writers get paid, I was looking at listings like even ea games and stuff it’s almost 200k a year

  • @Sonicfalcon16
    @Sonicfalcon1611 ай бұрын

    Their RP of a black lady in gta was more of a deep compelling character comparted to her

  • @fragrantrice

    @fragrantrice

    11 ай бұрын

    You asked for a miracle but you got Motifa baby.

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn

    @TheChildofAuraReborn

    11 ай бұрын

    That’s because Motifa is timeless, classic, and appeals to everyone from all walks of life. Motifa is an icon.

  • @sgtaveryjohnson3803

    @sgtaveryjohnson3803

    11 ай бұрын

    She's funny 😁

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks

    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks

    11 ай бұрын

    Iconic Motifa 💖💅🏻

  • @JacobVonRoker

    @JacobVonRoker

    11 ай бұрын

    The government took her and gave her this awesome and terrifying powers

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster992211 ай бұрын

    "These writers should go on strike to get paid better" God damn there's nothing they can't predict

  • @a_ndy2837

    @a_ndy2837

    11 ай бұрын

    i think that was already happening at the time thats why chris said it lol

  • @hellohello-zn5im

    @hellohello-zn5im

    11 ай бұрын

    @@a_ndy2837 yea thats why its funny

  • @krink6

    @krink6

    11 ай бұрын

    that’s called “topical humor”, and you're called a "retard"

  • @a_ndy2837

    @a_ndy2837

    11 ай бұрын

    @@hellohello-zn5im I'm just explaining the joke because I heard that makes it funnier

  • @boarfaceswinejaw4516

    @boarfaceswinejaw4516

    11 ай бұрын

    to be fair, its probably written like this because the studios refuse to hire decent writers.

  • @bikinibottom4204
    @bikinibottom420410 ай бұрын

    Lyle's audible "Gekh...!" at the bridge joke Is hysterical.

  • @clan_boyd_3

    @clan_boyd_3

    6 ай бұрын

    "I was joking!"

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later11 ай бұрын

    It's not just the dialogue they predicted. It's a _more obnoxious_ version of the dialogue they predicted. Compare "not gonna happen" to "that's not a thing that's happening" 💀

  • @shaynehughes6645

    @shaynehughes6645

    8 ай бұрын

    Skinwalker dialogue

  • @Marci124

    @Marci124

    8 ай бұрын

    "This place is Forbroken" vs "Is there nowhere that's not like..... broken.....by this shit?"

  • @LOLOMGYGBBQ

    @LOLOMGYGBBQ

    8 ай бұрын

    But what about “gotta find homer first”

  • @crimsondynamo615

    @crimsondynamo615

    6 ай бұрын

    The writer of forspoken was trying to meet the word count for homework.

  • @johns1625

    @johns1625

    3 ай бұрын

    "ummmm, ya, no, that's not a thing. That's not a thing that happens. Of all the things that have happened, this did not happen the most. Sweetie, bye." Only thing missing from this game is the term "crippling depression"

  • @RoosterCogburnPhD
    @RoosterCogburnPhD11 ай бұрын

    if DingDong was there they would be predicting literally every line

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks

    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks

    11 ай бұрын

    “Its me, Cousin Forspoken! I’m here to find my friend, Homer Simpson!”

  • @sgtstr3am785

    @sgtstr3am785

    11 ай бұрын

    DD would've had a heart attack,out of frustration

  • @Vaguer_Weevil

    @Vaguer_Weevil

    11 ай бұрын

    "Marge where are we?"

  • @evrbody

    @evrbody

    11 ай бұрын

    "She doesn't say that!"

  • @dforman4770

    @dforman4770

    11 ай бұрын

    I recently got into Oneyplays is DingDong not with them anymore?

  • @Jaymic
    @Jaymic11 ай бұрын

    I love the sheer amount of hatred compressed into a half second Lyle expresses at 0:40

  • @EsteemedReptile

    @EsteemedReptile

    11 ай бұрын

    ".....GEH!!!"

  • @felynecomrade

    @felynecomrade

    11 ай бұрын

    Like fucking Moe from The Simpsons "Gah, I'm... chokin' on my own rage here!"

  • @EsteemedReptile

    @EsteemedReptile

    11 ай бұрын

    @@felynecomrade "Tantas, I KNEW it was dem! Even when it was the poverty I knew it was dem!"

  • @Itariatan

    @Itariatan

    11 ай бұрын

    Lyle is genuinely hilarious love that guy

  • @terancethefriendlycrab5977

    @terancethefriendlycrab5977

    11 ай бұрын

    GYAH!!

  • @revalevdev5524
    @revalevdev552411 ай бұрын

    Joss Whedon's writing and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  • @TheBestDoorSkeelz

    @TheBestDoorSkeelz

    11 ай бұрын

    I went out of my way to do a little research on Joss after reading your comment, and you are so fucking correct it HURTS. Joss is utter scum, wow. It has been awhile since I have violently hated a person as much as this from simply reading about them. He's the source of all false feminist men who just want to fuck women with their abusive tactics haha.

  • @UltimateThanos

    @UltimateThanos

    11 ай бұрын

    Fuckin’ A it has.

  • @ejm1225

    @ejm1225

    11 ай бұрын

    Whedonisms.

  • @somerandolad

    @somerandolad

    11 ай бұрын

    That explains why the writing is so bad.

  • @BeavisSaves

    @BeavisSaves

    11 ай бұрын

    Thanks Ted.

  • @azzythehero
    @azzythehero11 ай бұрын

    Lyle's "yeah" at the end always has me rolling

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest

    @FriedrichTheGreatest

    11 ай бұрын

    By that point he's not even surprised anymore just disappointed the game is that consistently bad

  • @Jgallstar1

    @Jgallstar1

    11 ай бұрын

    Same here. The complete exhaustion in it where he's not even impressed anymore and it's become completely normalized

  • @DollarSignSlate

    @DollarSignSlate

    11 ай бұрын

    Stage 5: Acceptance

  • @NickOwens

    @NickOwens

    8 ай бұрын

    I love Chris & Zach's combined "Oh my god Lyle!" right after

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick42011 ай бұрын

    You forgot to include, "Did I just level up?" They totally predicted that one too

  • @pigmentpeddler5811
    @pigmentpeddler581111 ай бұрын

    The vitriol in that "what a stupid bitch" was absolutely perfect

  • @jbik140

    @jbik140

    3 ай бұрын

    it’s enunciated so perfectly and elegantly it really lets you feel the unquenchable anger chris had

  • @rosesongoku6980

    @rosesongoku6980

    17 күн бұрын

    That plus Zach exploding into laughter makes it even better.

  • @ilmalocchio
    @ilmalocchio8 ай бұрын

    I love that "forespoken" actually means "predicted" -- my theory is that they set out to make the world's most predictable game

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air11 ай бұрын

    0:25 Lyle was so distracted he didn’t even notice the subtle nod to “hey lizard squad hack this”

  • @AfrewSpines

    @AfrewSpines

    11 ай бұрын

    Probably because it takes more than an extremely common rude hand gesture to make something relatable to the Lizard Squad Diss.

  • @cheesenjackers4888

    @cheesenjackers4888

    11 ай бұрын

    @@AfrewSpines looking at the camera holding both hands out though

  • @greasyburgerman7527

    @greasyburgerman7527

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@cheesenjackers4888 still a bit of a stretch

  • @legna1932

    @legna1932

    11 ай бұрын

    Nah, you're hallucinating mang

  • @ratbagextreme

    @ratbagextreme

    11 ай бұрын

    @@greasyburgerman7527 the writers of the lizard squad diss actually wrote this game

  • @Jon_EL
    @Jon_EL11 ай бұрын

    Dude turned into the kwisatz haderach and started seeing the future

  • @ThanatorRider

    @ThanatorRider

    11 ай бұрын

    Chrisastz Hadelzach

  • @penguinwafflemchubbly

    @penguinwafflemchubbly

    11 ай бұрын

    ChrisAss HadelZach

  • @ASingleSpaghetti

    @ASingleSpaghetti

    11 ай бұрын

    Imagine how disappointing it would be to be able to predict the future, but JUST when it pertains to Forspoken quotes.

  • @OfLanceTheLonginus

    @OfLanceTheLonginus

    11 ай бұрын

    When lyles eyes popped out they became neon blue

  • @UtoobSuxDix

    @UtoobSuxDix

    11 ай бұрын

    somebody watched a movie last year

  • @jjjmadness8306
    @jjjmadness830611 ай бұрын

    You know the writing is terrible when you can predict every single line.

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp

    @MegaManXPoweredUp

    11 ай бұрын

    Your next line is, "I have to find Homer first!" I gotta find Homer first! 😨 N-nani?!

  • @elhazthorn918

    @elhazthorn918

    11 ай бұрын

    I was about to say this. One of the hallmarks of lackluster writing is the unwitting overreliance on tropes and overused clichés. Hence, how easily it can be to predict what will happen. Even worse is cliché phrases like "resistance is futile!"

  • @ghostface5559

    @ghostface5559

    11 ай бұрын

    especially if you're predicting bad shit

  • @demothiguillermo2059

    @demothiguillermo2059

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@ghostface5559yeah nothing feels more cringy than saying something stupid as a joke and then the game saying it.

  • @smugnick5458

    @smugnick5458

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@MegaManXPoweredUpyou guessed that she wouldn't want to let her cat burn alive....oh wow, they really should have switched it up and made her be edgy and say fuck that cat...yeah...ok. Who would have ever thought a pet owner would not want to let it burn...yeah terrible writing

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__111 ай бұрын

    0:39 Lyle sounded like he got yanked off stage right here

  • @AnakinSkywakka

    @AnakinSkywakka

    3 ай бұрын

    GUH

  • @notebookej

    @notebookej

    2 ай бұрын

    BYAP

  • @martian_turtle4070

    @martian_turtle4070

    25 күн бұрын

    Walking Cane around the neck

  • @Haheehahohaheehoha
    @Haheehahohaheehoha Жыл бұрын

    This playthrough was fucking insane, the writing was so _perfectly_ bad for the Oney crew. I get why they stopped playing it as it probably got exhausting. If they ever get another newly released game like this then it'll be a death bell for the AAA industry.

  • @voxlknight2155

    @voxlknight2155

    11 ай бұрын

    I think "death bell" might be a new eggcorn. The expression is supposed to be "death knell", but death bell also makes a lot of sense.

  • @anonymouslucario285

    @anonymouslucario285

    11 ай бұрын

    You think the entire industry is just going to go away? Isn't Nintendo AAA?

  • @pawn5253

    @pawn5253

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@anonymouslucario285i doubt there's ever going to be another crash but AAA games might become much much less frequent the good ol days of AA might come back

  • @ethansprague2005

    @ethansprague2005

    11 ай бұрын

    @@pawn5253 I miss games like destroy all humans and companies like thq being able to succeed with a smaller budget and more experimental or creative games

  • @ChaosPokeTriForme

    @ChaosPokeTriForme

    11 ай бұрын

    I don't think you understand how industries work.

  • @liquidladdy
    @liquidladdy11 ай бұрын

    My favorite one is is Lyle saying "are we becoming like friends...." like an hour after where they quit the cuff says that.

  • @i_barely_hee-know_her
    @i_barely_hee-know_her11 ай бұрын

    He said "she threw a brick at me" but it really does sound like "you are BRICKIN' ME"

  • @heinoussage

    @heinoussage

    9 ай бұрын

    THATS STILL DUMB

  • @Super-Suchi
    @Super-Suchi7 ай бұрын

    0:19 Denial 0:40 Anger 1:53 Bargaining 2:09 Depression 2:28 Acceptance

  • @user-vf8yr6hh1u
    @user-vf8yr6hh1u11 ай бұрын

    I understand why they stopped playing this game, but man, these episodes were gold. Now I feel like an additct and I need my hit of Forspoken.

  • @EsteemedReptile

    @EsteemedReptile

    11 ай бұрын

    You need to do a little bit of, erm, ForTOKIN'

  • @geminiandromeda8082

    @geminiandromeda8082

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@EsteemedReptileWell, that just happened!

  • @user-vf8yr6hh1u

    @user-vf8yr6hh1u

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Aliens2Exist I saw that video, it was good.

  • @conndor2753

    @conndor2753

    7 ай бұрын

    Actually, they're finishing it

  • @zombifiedpariah7392

    @zombifiedpariah7392

    18 күн бұрын

    I wish they powered through. :( Wish I could have seen them react to that scene near the end of the game of Frey just being a bitch to that girl who saved her life for no reason.

  • @EsteemedReptile
    @EsteemedReptile11 ай бұрын

    We love Zach for being a strange little goblin creature, but it's worth remembering how sharp he is when it comes to writing. His reaction here (and during that stupid Saints Row game) really goes to show how switched on he is when it comes to what does and doesn't work...and just how goddamn painful it is to watch something THIS bad.

  • @megaultradamn

    @megaultradamn

    11 ай бұрын

    Oh it's BAD

  • @EsteemedReptile

    @EsteemedReptile

    11 ай бұрын

    @@megaultradamn Dis.....is deh Fohschpoken shet cuube....

  • @StubenhockerElite

    @StubenhockerElite

    11 ай бұрын

    I mean smiling friends is comedy Gold, guy learned a Ton since the newgrounds days

  • @youseenednedisdead

    @youseenednedisdead

    11 ай бұрын

    "[Kevin Smith] should get a big pussy grafted on to his chest so I can fuck it while he cries. I can deeply orgasm inside of his chest cavity while he weeps." - Psychicpebbles from Oneyplays

  • @tylerhammack-cz9cv

    @tylerhammack-cz9cv

    10 ай бұрын

    Zach is the antithesis of all millennial writing and definitive proof that we truly can be funny when we shut up and think for five second

  • @Juiceboxdan72
    @Juiceboxdan7211 ай бұрын

    Those writers must have learned how to be funny from that same improv course Zach & Chris went to. Obviously.

  • @guyferrari8124

    @guyferrari8124

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Fear.LoathingIt’s a reference to the “always say bones” bit from the Minecraft playthrough

  • @thebag2609

    @thebag2609

    11 ай бұрын

    ​​@@guyferrari8124 nonono, thats the one Tomar went to. He's referring to the Mario World playthrough with the "brave" improv teacher

  • @guyferrari8124

    @guyferrari8124

    11 ай бұрын

    @@thebag2609 Oh I thought that was the same bit

  • @EsteemedReptile

    @EsteemedReptile

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@thebag2609Yeah, they learned a lot from that fat bitch.

  • @GrubbyWubby

    @GrubbyWubby

    11 ай бұрын

    i knew people who DIED IN THAT SHIT

  • @GregTheLion
    @GregTheLion11 ай бұрын

    You know a game has bad writing when these guys predict what the next line(s) will be

  • @Itariatan

    @Itariatan

    11 ай бұрын

    To be fair, they have played a lot of games. This one is just not trying

  • @GusJenkinsElite

    @GusJenkinsElite

    11 ай бұрын

    That is the point of the video congratulations

  • @danieladamczyk4024

    @danieladamczyk4024

    11 ай бұрын

    I mean, it just JoJo.

  • @escanormorph1883

    @escanormorph1883

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@danieladamczyk4024Everything is JoJo, and JoJo is Everything.

  • @RoachCatJr

    @RoachCatJr

    11 ай бұрын

    this comment is so insanely meta idk if its on purpose. u literally just described the video everyone watched

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy11 ай бұрын

    0:07 The funniest joke of the whole thing

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno847411 ай бұрын

    Frey is the reason mute protagonists exist. No, seriouly, I'm not joking. 90% of Frey's lines of dialogue are literally the most superficial comments that go through the player's head. Good writers would realize that and think _"What's even the point? Let's just mute the protagonist and let the player come up with their own comments for their character."_ These writers, on the other hand, just decided _"Let's just make Frey say the most bland and superficial comments, as long as she adds the words 'fuck', 'shit' or 'goddamn' in the middle of the sentence."_

  • @richardsavings6690

    @richardsavings6690

    11 ай бұрын

    #relatable

  • @HomekittyL2

    @HomekittyL2

    11 ай бұрын

    That's what makes the GTA Online pretty funny and interesting. They don't say a word and just express their thoughts/feelings via movement in cutscenes. Don't need a cringey "zinger" when you could just have a mute character have a smarmy look and let yourself come up with what they're saying

  • @robcoopz2444

    @robcoopz2444

    11 ай бұрын

    We made fun of all those silent FPS characters but look at games now

  • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564

    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564

    11 ай бұрын

    This exact mistake is one of the biggest mistakes made in a lot of games that could otherwise be much better, such as fallout 4. Having a voiced protagonist not only is unnecessary, it reduces the roleplay aspect to atoms and the dumbing down of the dialogue options just killed whatever atoms were left of it and reduced it to nothing. Four options with just bare minimum context to what you’re actually about to say. Even with the mod to fix that issue, the dialogue is so poorly written a lot of the time it just kills me.

  • @SchizophrenixTheGaul3478

    @SchizophrenixTheGaul3478

    11 ай бұрын

    Writers should have taken note how NOT to do it when YIIK is there

  • @cIoudbank
    @cIoudbank11 ай бұрын

    the sound of zachs soul leaving his body after seeing the dragon literally perfect moment

  • @GimpyGosling
    @GimpyGosling11 ай бұрын

    "these writers should go on strike to get paid better" *CLASSIC* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @j.a.6310

    @j.a.6310

    11 ай бұрын

    any chance they could get paid less?

  • @PlatinumAltaria

    @PlatinumAltaria

    11 ай бұрын

    I promise you that the writers didn't have any say in this; if you cross your eyes you can actually see an executive that hasn't spoken to their kids in 10 years salivating over the thought of being relatable.

  • @gvulture1277

    @gvulture1277

    11 ай бұрын

    @@PlatinumAltaria You're giving too much respect to modern writers

  • @T-Jex

    @T-Jex

    11 ай бұрын

    Video game writters are not the ones on strike, there are different unions

  • @PlatinumAltaria

    @PlatinumAltaria

    11 ай бұрын

    @@gvulture1277 I'm correctly assigning blame instead of whining about "muh modern writing" as though this is how everything made after 2008 sounds.

  • @vrakathen9332
    @vrakathen933211 ай бұрын

    I wished they had continued this to keep predicting the terrible writing, but shit if I was in their position I wouldn’t want to keep playing either.

  • @user-sg2nj4to5d
    @user-sg2nj4to5d3 ай бұрын

    Lyle's "BYA!!" Really sounds like his eyes popped Out of his head

  • @ChickenNugget7
    @ChickenNugget711 ай бұрын

    1:30 Zach’s voice makes every joke way funnier.

  • @Lucas-bb3ji
    @Lucas-bb3ji11 ай бұрын

    Lets be honest, it doesn't seem that hard to predict Foreskin's lore, it's basically "he's behind me, isn't he?" level shit.

  • @mrosskne

    @mrosskne

    3 ай бұрын

    you really forspooked the shit out of me my dude

  • @Lucas-bb3ji

    @Lucas-bb3ji

    3 ай бұрын

    @@mrosskne There's nothing we can do, we can only fores-cope-n and seethe.

  • @Mr_Mistah

    @Mr_Mistah

    Ай бұрын

    "Well THAT just happened"

  • @eightcoins4401

    @eightcoins4401

    24 күн бұрын

    The lore is just Josh Whedon comitting whats an essentially a second holocaust against writing quality

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale111 ай бұрын

    Hearing Zach constantly sounding he's at his wits end with this fucking game is so damn delicious. I really want to watch their playthrough but I can't handle how fucking cringe the dialogue is. I can't, I'm just too weak.

  • @HomekittyL2

    @HomekittyL2

    11 ай бұрын

    It's like that Marvel game and Saints Row all over again

  • @jeffw5733

    @jeffw5733

    10 ай бұрын

    @@HomekittyL2 The studio that made the Saints Row game shut down since then

  • @anonymouslucario285

    @anonymouslucario285

    8 ай бұрын

    So are you saying they aren't funny enough for you to enjoy it?

  • @anonymouslucario285

    @anonymouslucario285

    8 ай бұрын

    You should really watch it

  • @ZeUberflip
    @ZeUberflip11 ай бұрын

    God I really wanted them to finish this game, it gets so unbelievabley terrible

  • @yourgoing2h8me

    @yourgoing2h8me

    11 ай бұрын

    The combat at least is better than Hogwarts, but the script was written by a boomer that eavesdrop on their kids conversation but never actually talks to them.

  • @dreik2646

    @dreik2646

    11 ай бұрын

    @@yourgoing2h8mei don’t think people really went into hogwarts legacy for the combat though tbf

  • @NothingXemnas

    @NothingXemnas

    11 ай бұрын

    In my opinion, it actually improves near the end! Uhhhhh not that it gets any good, because the first half is such a 2/10 that giving it a 4/10 for the second half doesn't even rate it as mid... Forspoken is just disappointing.

  • @isaacwellborn

    @isaacwellborn

    11 ай бұрын

    Even Hogwarts Legacy has similarly cringy dialogue

  • @cubiix1302

    @cubiix1302

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@NothingXemnasthats probably not improvement but if you can handle the game that long your brain most likely adapting to receive all corny dialogs and stupid/cliche plots the game throw at you

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan11 ай бұрын

    "That's not a thing that's happening" who the fuck talks like that unironically?

  • @Mr_Mistah

    @Mr_Mistah

    9 ай бұрын

    "Well that was awkward"

  • @Nintendude99
    @Nintendude998 ай бұрын

    The absolute guttural noise from Zach at 1:15 brings me pure joy

  • @klatuk4u1
    @klatuk4u111 ай бұрын

    I love Lyle's resignation at the end when he calls out the "not gonna happen" and just goes "...yeah..." When she says it.

  • @JimMilton-ej6zi
    @JimMilton-ej6zi8 ай бұрын

    What's even worse is that in the "I got to find homer first" thing, she could've taken the money and it wouldn't have hurt the plot at all because she goes into a world where that money isn't worth anything anyways, and she gets captured which could have her be rid of that money. What would've been better is if they said something like "I want to find homer, but the money is tempting" and have her walk slower with the money which means homer dies, and the player would've had to have made their own moral choice regarding keeping homer or the money, but no.

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp11 ай бұрын

    They all became Joseph Joestar for the whole playthrough.

  • @MyNameIsBucket
    @MyNameIsBucket11 ай бұрын

    "it's happened like 3 times" (happens one more time) "it's happened 5 times now"

  • @acefenton3967

    @acefenton3967

    3 ай бұрын

    4 was not spoken. I’m so sorry. I swear I’m not the writer of this game. XD

  • @TheLloydLightning

    @TheLloydLightning

    Ай бұрын

    N​@@acefenton3967nah man don't put yourself down. That was way more clever than that game

  • @acefenton3967

    @acefenton3967

    Ай бұрын

    @@TheLloydLightning XD Thank you very much TheLloydLightning.

  • @scootaluigi9381
    @scootaluigi938111 ай бұрын

    This game is what happens when you play the predictive text game with Joss Whedon's iPhone

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED11 ай бұрын

    The best part about this, is while these episodes were getting uploaded, so was their Bramble gameplay; and it was just night and day with how in that game it kept not only going against their expectations but even going beyond them in a good way letting them do cool stuff they never thought the game would allow them to😂

  • @crackedemerald4930

    @crackedemerald4930

    11 ай бұрын

    I think the bramble gameplay was uploaded way later

  • @user-vf8yr6hh1u

    @user-vf8yr6hh1u

    11 ай бұрын

    I think Street Fighter was getting uploaded at the same time, not Bramble. But yes, ditching this game for a way better game was a great choice.

  • @supemaekawa
    @supemaekawa11 ай бұрын

    It's very easy to predict how hack writers write dialogue, especially when you start to think like one

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH11 ай бұрын

    The one detail missed was, during the fire, Chris says something like “now the bag of money is going to get burned up” since they had to find the cat “first” and the next scene protagonist.exe spits out a big big disappointment quip.

  • @HnTr_VDH

    @HnTr_VDH

    11 ай бұрын

    I think also, there was an Alice in wonderland book they found foreshadowing the whole strange world she transports into. Probably less a prediction since it’s the main direction of the game but still agonising enough to mention in an edit like this. lmao

  • @funktimusrhyme

    @funktimusrhyme

    11 ай бұрын

    @@HnTr_VDH The "Alice Inside Of Wonderland" reference was very soob-tile

  • @Matsonius
    @Matsonius11 ай бұрын

    Forspoken? More like spoken for! Hahaha

  • @blessedafricarains6429

    @blessedafricarains6429

    11 ай бұрын

    I much prefer foreplayed

  • @yankoelgueta1116

    @yankoelgueta1116

    11 ай бұрын

    HAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @xcel8727
    @xcel87278 ай бұрын

    0:39 I FRIGGIN LOVE LYLE "GYAAAT"

  • @gtrzmbe9390
    @gtrzmbe939011 ай бұрын

    It's funny how Psychicpebbles actually sounds like every character he's ever voiced. He never needed to create a voice because his real voice sounds like a cartoon voice. Truly unique.

  • @Mr_BoozeVA
    @Mr_BoozeVA9 ай бұрын

    Whenever I watch this video I imagine a group of robed oracles looking into a big cauldron and getting genuinely angry that their stupid predictions about the world are coming true

  • @_ArmIa

    @_ArmIa

    7 ай бұрын

    You paint such a beautiful word picture

  • @sonnitude

    @sonnitude

    Ай бұрын

    “Damn it! I owe you another potion…” “Don’t you need to find homer first~?” “TOO SOON, Now there’s gonna be a random out of place dragon!” *One dragon later* Both: Fuck…

  • @mmy2k48
    @mmy2k489 ай бұрын

    2:05 the sheer CONTEMPT in Zach's voice

  • @GuninGames
    @GuninGames11 ай бұрын

    This reminds me, when "super best friend's play" practically predicted most of what happened in Beyond 2 Souls, and then they made their own bingo card when they played Detroit Become Human, It goes to show you how bad these games can really be.

  • @Captianjim

    @Captianjim

    11 ай бұрын

    Not a lot of things make me laugh as much as the sudden twist reveal of the underwater Chinese ghost base at the end of Beyond and their reaction to it. Too bad they split up but I'm glad they're all still around.

  • @brandonwithnell612

    @brandonwithnell612

    11 ай бұрын

    At least those games had some effort put in, they arnt for everyone but i enjoyed the story of detroit at least, i dont mind the occasional interactive movie type game for days i just want to relax. This one however is just garbage on both story and gameplay

  • @fuckiopussigetti453

    @fuckiopussigetti453

    10 ай бұрын

    @@brandonwithnell612 the effort is merely filters installed by the studio financing the game, they saw what happened with Indigo Prophecy and Omikron.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator28637 ай бұрын

    Lyle's furious "I WAS JOKING" (0:41) sent me the first time I watched 😂

  • @vvnoel8548
    @vvnoel85483 ай бұрын

    We are bonded - James Bonded.

  • @theblackbaron4119

    @theblackbaron4119

    3 ай бұрын

    Having a stronk , call a Bondulance

  • @obviouspseudonym9345

    @obviouspseudonym9345

    Ай бұрын

    Bond name's the James...

  • @sauerkrautwithnoonions
    @sauerkrautwithnoonions11 ай бұрын

    Millenial writing

  • @tayziko4801

    @tayziko4801

    11 ай бұрын

    ayo nice F&H2 termina art

  • @sauerkrautwithnoonions

    @sauerkrautwithnoonions

    11 ай бұрын

    @@tayziko4801 thanks!

  • @roachdoggjr1940

    @roachdoggjr1940

    11 ай бұрын

    3/4 were gen X

  • @NetBattler

    @NetBattler

    3 ай бұрын

    Nah it's more like Gen Z writing because you can see the snarky and quirky on the script.

  • @chasemcnab7610
    @chasemcnab761011 ай бұрын

    Gonna hazard a guess that Lyle has seen enough writing that thinks it’s being clever, relatable and “OOOOOH SOOOO META!!” to just automatically predict the beats, tropes and overused lines that these hacks put out.

  • @NothingHereForYou
    @NothingHereForYou11 ай бұрын

    Chris’s writer strike joke made my big belly jiggle with laughter

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash7 ай бұрын

    In the newest episode they predicted the dragon is freys mom and that the cuff is evil.

  • @supercyc10
    @supercyc1011 ай бұрын

    It's a shame they didn't continue this game. Obviously it was like pulling teeth to keep playing, but them predicting was the freakin best part of it

  • @ianwulf24

    @ianwulf24

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but I'm sure that would have gotten old and tiresome after a while anyway. It's why I'm glad they don't finish every single game they play. Just play enough to get what they want out of it, and if it's worth it to finish a game, because they're either genuinely enjoying the game play or there's more comedy or content to be had from it, then cool.

  • @Blubberbusen

    @Blubberbusen

    8 ай бұрын

    Do I have news for you buddy

  • @BrigadierGinger
    @BrigadierGinger10 ай бұрын

    I love that by the end they were still perfectly predicting everything but had pretty much resigned themselves to that fate lol. Lyle's depressed "yeah..." at the end perfectly encapsulates just what a dumpster fire this game was.

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather2 ай бұрын

    Ding Dong would SCREAM at this game

  • @KotaroKoala
    @KotaroKoala10 ай бұрын

    The best part about these moments is that the lines they predict always happen the literal instant after they’ve finished their prediction.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын

    0:56 notice how the box looks way better than everything else in the room

  • @JDawg_58
    @JDawg_5811 ай бұрын

    What gets me is how most of the time the actual dialogue is somehow even WORSE than their predictions

  • @Jesus-yp9xx
    @Jesus-yp9xx9 ай бұрын

    "this writers should go on strike to get paid better" lmaaaaooooo

  • @father2mother3
    @father2mother311 ай бұрын

    I have a feeling they stopped playing Forspoken because there is nothing left to take away from the next hour of gameplay. And I don't blame them for it. They could close their eyes and imagine the final half of the game and get the same experience out of it.

  • @TimPoultney
    @TimPoultney11 ай бұрын

    Zack's groans of agony are the best.

  • @Cherokeechuck9
    @Cherokeechuck92 ай бұрын

    The in sync "oh my god lyle" at the end is so good

  • @slimbingi1470
    @slimbingi147011 ай бұрын

    so typical of lyle the one eyed guy to be gifted the power of foresight

  • @tamold3084
    @tamold308411 ай бұрын

    2:27 why did they word it so awkwardly, it’s like they tried to avoid saying it exactly how Lyle did

  • @carltheshivan
    @carltheshivan7 ай бұрын

    You're gonna need to make a part two. In the newest episode, they accurately predict the game's twist ending that they'll probably not play long enough to get to.

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr11 ай бұрын

    Legit the best part about the playthrough. So predictable the next awful thing that was going to happen

  • @smitty_werbenjagermanjense7887
    @smitty_werbenjagermanjense788711 ай бұрын

    Hearing Zach tear into a game like the saints row remake and this game absolutely kills me. I need more

  • @revelaitons3959
    @revelaitons39597 ай бұрын

    2:24 That "yeah..." at the end, he's not even mad, he's just disappointed.

  • @sarg724
    @sarg72411 ай бұрын

    "Your next line will be:"

  • @AWESOME2715
    @AWESOME271511 ай бұрын

    If the effort "somehow, Palpatine returned" was turned into a game

  • @eightcoins4401

    @eightcoins4401

    24 күн бұрын

    Thats a kinda stupid analogy when the game already is terrible Josh Whedon writing. MCU capeshit slop makes both the Star Wars Sequels and even Prequels look like deep philosophical works writing wise.

  • @IndomitableBeastKing
    @IndomitableBeastKing9 ай бұрын

    Imagine writing so poorly that three people making fun of you are getting your lines right.

  • @tylerhammack-cz9cv
    @tylerhammack-cz9cv10 ай бұрын

    Zach going “ooooooooooooh my goddddddd” is perfect

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis4 ай бұрын

    You can follow Lyle's journey from denial to acceptance as the clips progress.

  • @MKG-2033
    @MKG-2033Ай бұрын

    “*Chokes* I WAS JOKING!!” That reaction had me rolling

  • @babysealsareyummy
    @babysealsareyummy Жыл бұрын

    Forespokskin

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon11 ай бұрын

    How many people played this game and kept saying "OMG THE DIALOGUE IS THIS GAME WAS FREAKING MADE FOR ME!! so EPIC and QUIRKY!!" Like they saw the trailer where she said "There's flipping dragons??" and were like YES I NEED THIS GAME

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas11 ай бұрын

    we found the game's writers

  • @matthewosterman9030

    @matthewosterman9030

    11 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @MushmouthTB
    @MushmouthTB11 ай бұрын

    I need them to play more of this game

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood11 ай бұрын

    0:40 I can almost hear the blood vessel in Lyle's head burst.

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentuckyАй бұрын

    Lyle is a fucking prophet. I bet he wins the lottery every time he plays.

  • @October8426
    @October842610 ай бұрын

    It’s comical how not only they managed to predict the dialogue multiple times, they also managed to always say it a second before it happens.

  • @Sir_Bone-Head
    @Sir_Bone-Head6 ай бұрын

    If I remember correctly, Charlie guessed the twist with the dragon correctly. I guess it goes to show how bad the writing was.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata5458 ай бұрын

    Little known fact, Lyle was one of the writers for this game. All the cringe dialog is his. He wrote it as a joke since he didn't think it was going to be kept in, but they kept all of it. He unknowingly blocked that terrible experience out of his mind like a childhood trauma event.

  • @largeDUMBASS
    @largeDUMBASS10 ай бұрын

    i love chris mocking lyle's shock sound 0:50 DAH-

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman5 ай бұрын

    "These games don't suck, boys just don't like seeing a strong female protagonist!" The games in question:

  • @eightcoins4401

    @eightcoins4401

    24 күн бұрын

    Im honestly convinced alot of the time Companies do this because they know the temporary Internet will make the game seem exciting and controversial - making internet users play right into their hands by advertising their forgettable corporate slop for essentially free and keeping it relevant for a week.

  • @bottomfeeder7924
    @bottomfeeder79243 ай бұрын

    I love how they became less and less enthusiastic about their predictions.

  • @logie9672
    @logie967211 ай бұрын

    I wish they continued this just so we could laugh at them predicting all of the game

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB11 ай бұрын

    0:16 To be fair he only said “You threw a brick at me!” which… yeah is something you’ll yell when a brick is thrown at you

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman77273 ай бұрын

    In that fire, she'd be dead of smoke inhalation and the fire being too hot in seconds, because fires do not work that way.

  • @andrewthefanboy1640
    @andrewthefanboy1640Ай бұрын

    As someone who saw Smiling Friends before any Oneyplays videos, I hear Charlie whenever Zach speaks. I feel like if Charlie were to play this game, he’d have the same attitude about it as Zach.

  • @drmarmal8
    @drmarmal810 ай бұрын

    HER NAME IS LITERALLY FREY HOLLAND???????

  • @Eisenbison

    @Eisenbison

    9 ай бұрын

    Yep. People actually got paid to write this game's script.

  • @LainVics
    @LainVics10 ай бұрын

    I love how Zack slowly gets less and less amused by it

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox6 ай бұрын

    Forspoken more like Foreskin

  • @StevenSenegalU
    @StevenSenegalUАй бұрын

    1:36 "Thiscannotbefukingreal" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Quickdrawingartist
    @Quickdrawingartist11 ай бұрын

    Give these boys a Megalixer, the fact this made them both angry and frustrated is just... wow.

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