Love the joke of: “I’ll build anywhere” “I can’t build there”

@csr2legend

Жыл бұрын

Wang Fu's Dozer: Ah, yes

@reasonableargument645

Жыл бұрын

he lied to us!

@kobra6660

Жыл бұрын

China the only faction that has mines China dozer - mines are dangerous to china

@pelicangamingmalaka5220

Жыл бұрын

He didn't specify that he could build anywhere he just said he could build anywhere.wait what?

@mertkaracayil

Жыл бұрын

classic :))))

This man makes CnC generals memes in 2023. A true legend.

@chloesmith4065

Жыл бұрын

Who knew video of the year would be released in January

@sameeryousaf1495

Жыл бұрын

He is our final hope of redemption.

@lucutes2936

Жыл бұрын

and

@sluttyMapleSyrup

Жыл бұрын

And I'm here for it!

@o.h.6946

Жыл бұрын

ikr

“The US Avenger is a powerful laser based anti air vehicle, but we have no planes, so the danger from it is minimum.” Love this

@bloodysimile4893

Жыл бұрын

GLA: Right. So we going to attack from the air.

@adrianarmeizing

Жыл бұрын

Emotional damagee

@Faris-Alzalam19

10 ай бұрын

I am your 333rd Like.

@SQron188

10 ай бұрын

GLA cope j/k

@SneedsFeeduckAndSeeduck

10 ай бұрын

my body is ready. Strap me to a missile to tel aviv

GLA advisor: "We have no planes." GLA general: "And I took that personally."

@bosunbill9059

7 ай бұрын

Paraglider moment

@detectivepatchouli8266

3 ай бұрын

GLA TRACKING NUMBERS! *Flung a hefty 10 tonnes explosive toxin truck*

@wtfduud

3 ай бұрын

The GLA air-force is just a bunch of Boeing 747s

@2009samiy

2 ай бұрын

youtube mary and jesu .....s in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture

It is fucking nuts how every track in the GLA playlist brings me back to my childhood playing Generals oh my god

@GhostOps21

Жыл бұрын

I know right? Almost 20 years later and it's still a banger soundtrack overall

@OrenTubing

Жыл бұрын

I love how every track has that "our military tech suck but we got the spirit" vibes 😂

@theleviathan4083

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT?

@simonegiannotti7066

Жыл бұрын

I use the gla worker lines to answer my wife

@khamissalhi3634

Жыл бұрын

@@simonegiannotti7066 are you using: I am Hungry?

Dozer: - I'll build anywhere 😎 - Sry, I can`t build it 🤡

@temkin9298

Жыл бұрын

-I will build my own road -I can't build there :D

@lucutes2936

Жыл бұрын

like wtf

@JM-ch4mo

Жыл бұрын

Name a more iconic duo

@csr2legend

Жыл бұрын

- Get in the work - Let's find a better place

Aged like wine.

I am a middle eastern man, this has raised my morale considerably, thank you brother.

@zeppkfw

8 ай бұрын

are you now a highly determined fighter?

@user-nb7co9hs3g

8 ай бұрын

YES HABIBI. ONE PATH TO FREEDOM.@@zeppkfw

@Hijackerrr

8 ай бұрын

will you make the sacrfice? 😄😄

@mizuyaki2236

7 ай бұрын

This warrior is ready!

@al-helali

7 ай бұрын

Me too bro 💪🏻

"We shall fall upon our foes like lightning from a cloudless sky!"

@zeitghastactive

Жыл бұрын

Proceeds to noscope

@rsoldat4951

Жыл бұрын

Like a tide we shall sweep over them and drown them in their own greed and evil

@stefantsarev4442

Жыл бұрын

@@rsoldat4951 Behold... DOOM HAS COME TO OUR ENEMIES!

@empebe

Жыл бұрын

"Bring down the Hammer"

@sargentpickles3777

Жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to casually laugh at physics*

1:32 GLA explaining why workers can't have shoes.

And when you finally get them new shoes, you can hear "Thank you for the new shoes" in an extremely grateful and humble voice 😊

@cyberdemon6517

4 ай бұрын

when the workers have air force 1s

This game prepared us for the middle east conflicts, but man, today's events are even more absurd.

@Tinyuvm

8 ай бұрын

Paraglider Commando gooooo

@Wasseemz

8 ай бұрын

HAHA i CAME BACK FOR THIS

@TymaDem

8 ай бұрын

You know that you're messed up real hard when the reality is more absurd than the crazy C&C game

@burningsinner1132

8 ай бұрын

@@TymaDem The most absurd thing is a contrast between agressiveness and actual endurance. "We will level whole sector down!" A day later: "Ugh, we are all out of JDAMs, plz send more!" "Our air defences are impenetrable" A day later: "Ugh, USA, we are all out of missiles, plz send more". US is not even producing such missiles you [censored]! "Our soldiers are best in the world" A day later, footage of best soldiers backed by tanks and heavy APCs being captured by tiny pack of rebels who attacked with infantry only, head-on, being heavily outnumbered. It's like a young lad who claims that he is a beast in the bed and then you pat his head 40 seconds later trying to stop the tears.

@burningsinner1132

8 ай бұрын

@@novanoir8309 And recently the video emerged with them hitting another 2 merkava tanks (The one with homemade tandem rockets for the RPG-7s), straight out of the tunnel network. Given how no gun was present, it was a surprise attack.

You know that Jarmen Kell is the real deal when he is sniping in a flying rollercoaster bus with 100% accuracy.

@JM-ch4mo

Жыл бұрын

10,360 degree no scope

@blackhand2850

Жыл бұрын

CS Aim Bot lol

@SU76M

Жыл бұрын

Didn't you try Combat Chinook fully loaded by Pathfinders in vanilla?

@hernanreipp3321

Жыл бұрын

@@SU76M I do. I complete a whole Generals Challenge with the Airforce one (Granger). Learning is hard, but when you master it... ...is FOREVER FUN.

@SU76M

Жыл бұрын

@@hernanreipp3321 What difficulty?

Jarmen Ricardo might be one of the most Blursed things I have seen, and I really love, those sniping shots are the coolest things I have seen this year.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

Business is business. 🔫

@Kiryu-rs1os

Жыл бұрын

That's why he was added in Shockwave Chaos Mod.

@peshi0

Жыл бұрын

Who is Jarmen Ricardo? Did you mean Ricardo Milos?

@Darraya55

Жыл бұрын

@@peshi0 yes

@MrSingh1150

Жыл бұрын

"I will wait there!"

2023 GENERAL MEMES..........FOR EVERYONE *MOB CHEERS* Much love, Chad General.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

OMG THAT'S A LOT!!! THANK YOU!

@ajdndbdjbdj

Жыл бұрын

On God that's alot , he deserve it ngl

@Mathiakle

Жыл бұрын

"Sorry, no tracking number's."

2:50 - 3:10 is some of the greatest video content I have ever seen. When the edit started I was thinking "There's no way he can shoot while airborne." to "HOLY SHIT HE CAN SHOOT WHILE AIRBORNE!?!" This is art.

@90sGamingWizard

Жыл бұрын

Is this real ingame or a meme mod?

@tugrulserhat

Жыл бұрын

@@90sGamingWizard idk if jarmen kell can shoot from the van but I know that fan truck throwing the van in the air is a mod :D

@steel3z3u59

10 ай бұрын

Bro 360 no scoped in a bus while being flung through the air!!

@Leon-lr8mu

10 ай бұрын

obviously its the ricardo milos mod @@90sGamingWizard

@WindiChilliwack

9 ай бұрын

I mean, playing with Airforce Generals, using 2x Combat Chinooks full of Snipers is like, mowing the lawn...

I lost it when the reporter guy started singing. Magnificent.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

nailed the speed bars a hundred percent

@Muhammad_Nuruddin

Жыл бұрын

Omar bin Ghazali.

@diohackmaster807

Жыл бұрын

more looks like sir sean connery 😂

"Doing what's right" *Proceeds to saw the poor enslaved worker in half*

@bloonman1236

Жыл бұрын

Yay he did it, slavery is no more!

@minhducnguyen9276

Жыл бұрын

"We'll cut down slavery in half"

@DeeDos1484

Жыл бұрын

That's one way to end slavery

@eefthebeef3047

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me about Britain's plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025.

@darkguitarist3476

Жыл бұрын

@@eefthebeef3047 hahhahah lmao

Aged like fine wine

@omarbarakaeden5608

6 ай бұрын

​@Roniixx1 Month after this reply aged like a milk

@danrise44

Ай бұрын

@@omarbarakaeden5608 nah its fine

i love GLA Forces & i miss them,, thank you dude for video

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for this! Another video is coming out on the 3rd-4th week of April!

It makes me happy that stuff like this is still being made so long after the game was released

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

and im happy there are still so many viewers around that remember the game 😁

@RemitheDreamfox

Жыл бұрын

@@ScorchedEarthPH I still religiously come back to play this game. It's near an dear to my heart (The fact that I can't beat the challenge generals in the Contra mod is also one of the big reasons why as well xD )

@theshahofiran1323

Жыл бұрын

@@RemitheDreamfox those are just insane to beat you need to do 3 things at one time all the time

@Nova-vk5qb

Жыл бұрын

​@@ScorchedEarthPH thank you

@ubobcat

Жыл бұрын

​@@ScorchedEarthPH not only remember, but play. Had to pirate it though, since it's no longer sold

2003: it's amazing to think what gaming will look like in 20 years 2023:

@PHYTEthePOWAH

Жыл бұрын

Lel

Very relevant again.

This was a masterpiece . Touched my inner childhood

1:32 That Mic solo is so dope, 11/10

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

when he said tamnamdklalakwleltktlalajdkalae, i felt that

@redacted8983

Жыл бұрын

Omar Bin Ghzali do be spittin bars

@kylerblack5189

Жыл бұрын

What song is it?

@pot-w-2.089

Жыл бұрын

@@kylerblack5189 Tides of Wrath from the C&C Generals

@demibasan1714

Жыл бұрын

omar bin gazali, the best arab rapper to ever grace the planet.

Please dont stop making these

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed!

@mrstupeh8119

Жыл бұрын

MORE CREDITS TO THE CAUSE!

@papayabrain

Жыл бұрын

yes more more

@MeidoInHebun

Жыл бұрын

Is that GLA money?

@NAPAuniversalJoints

Жыл бұрын

@@MeidoInHebun sure fn is

Everytime I watched this video, can't believe is happening now

@ScorchedEarthPH

7 ай бұрын

Art imitates life, I guess

*echoing through space* “Can I have some shoes” Holy crap Jarmin Kael sniping out of a bus in mid air got me

As a long time fan of C&C Generals and the GLA, this made me cackle uncontrollably. You sir are a legend.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thanks! glad you had fun!

@ninja6245-real

Жыл бұрын

@@ScorchedEarthPH Steady...

@burned870

Жыл бұрын

"enemy Jarmen kell detected"

@Wesker-he9cx

7 ай бұрын

Yes

Holy shit i'm fucking crying And the whole Jarmen Bus thing is such a gem

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

Omg thanks!!!

Actual modern day history.

This game is a gem and aged like a fine wine Now a days... games age like milk

@148crusader

Жыл бұрын

Just pray one day EA will give generals the same love it gave the first CNC games with the remaster.

@marlo8850

Жыл бұрын

@@148crusader that... wasnt EA

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

well-said. a worrying trend I see now is developers releasing unfinished games and treating their consumers as beta testers so determine what patches they should apply.

@CRSB00

Жыл бұрын

Not all of them, most of them will, though 😔. Some of them already have [looks at Babylon's Fall]🤨

@corruptedpoison1

Жыл бұрын

While I agree for the most part the fact the game still has horrible frame rate on modern hardware is still pretty bad.

As always, you surpass the previous work in terms of quality. Make more of these!

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thank you very much! will do!

The trucks slurping that nuka splash got me dead xD

Our courage will be seen by all. October 07- 2023

@7thdivision146

7 ай бұрын

​@RoniixxYour mom

@7thdivision146

7 ай бұрын

@Roniixx Indeed i am, couldn't say the same to you tho

@7thdivision146

7 ай бұрын

@Roniixx Well... thank you for the many compliments kind sir, Alas....i couldn't say the same for you:)

1:43 Here, we see a pack of Bomb Trucks in their natural habitat. Fascinating creatures! 2:51 The anticipation, the suspense, the timing. This is insanely good content! Welcome back, King!

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thank you for mixing the soundtracks! couldn't have done it without your help, queen 👑

@DOOM3DGUY

Жыл бұрын

@@ScorchedEarthPH Such a great team. Bravo.

@RaiderFenrir050

Жыл бұрын

Can I have some shoes? I'll pay you some 👑

@khazix4833

Жыл бұрын

Is he doing his David Attenborough thing again?

@miragetank3634

Жыл бұрын

My lord @@ScorchedEarthPH this is beautiful content. But Red Alert needs you more please come back.

The "I'll build anywhere :)" followed by "Sorry I can't build there :(" was hilarious.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

he lied in the job interview 😆

It is 1am on a Wednesday. I have work soon, I should sleep. My alarm is in 5 hours. I am instead uncontrollably laughing my ass off to a C&C generals meme video made in God damn 2023... Thank you so much for this lmao

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

It is very generous of you! Thank you and I am happy to share the laugh!

This game can never be remade in todays world, people would lose their shit.

@t.k7five084

7 ай бұрын

Shame 🫠

@omarbarakaeden5608

6 ай бұрын

People will try to cancel this game so bad if it was released today

@samholdsworth420

4 ай бұрын

​@@omarbarakaeden5608why

@legion3206

4 ай бұрын

​@@omarbarakaeden5608Yeah we will never have fun like this again. :(

@rtx_____

3 ай бұрын

people are so sensitive now its disgusting. "im hungry"

Okay the Jarmen kell in the bus and after it landed drifting with sheer dominance was just so hard to not smile

Man, Yuri, Soviets and GLA from these games always made you feel like you were always ready to crush shit. Thank you for perfectly encapsulating that

So this is how they thought of the paragliders.

@r.d.6290

8 ай бұрын

​@@therake8897C&C 3 Kane's Wrath has paragliders units in Brotherhood of Nod campaign, so pretty much close.

Bomb trucks drinking toxins from the pond is just so cute idk why..thanks for this masterpiece mate

0:07 Scorched Earth on his way to revive interest in a dead mod for a "dead" game for the fun of it. Thank you brother, you are a true warrior of the GLA! Nice to see that the long edits are back, Scorchy never ceases to impress. It's good to have you with us again, comrade general.

@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849

Жыл бұрын

Dead? It's far from dead for me. Still playing it until now, and enjoying every moment of it

@whiterunguard4852

Жыл бұрын

@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 Exactly. Same here.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

haha, C&C Generals has so much shitpost potential. thank you for your support since the beginning, whiterun guard!

@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849

Жыл бұрын

@@ScorchedEarthPH Correct. I hope some of your stuff might eventually make it to Shcokwave Chaos Mod, because man, that's the best shitposting Generals Mod I got so far!

@yuri5950

Жыл бұрын

Dead only according to EA games

My fellow freedom warrior, do more GLA content. PEACE THROUGH POWER

@HeIsAnAli

Жыл бұрын

*_KANE LIVES!_*

@everythingsgonnabealright8888

Жыл бұрын

Wrong faction. *Or is it?..*

@KaneRawrhammer

Жыл бұрын

I think the GLA slogan might say 'Peace through Sacrifice'

Aged like best wine

This makes me preserve freedom in my shorts ngl

2:59 Jarmen Kell hits the craziest series of 360 no scopes

>1:09 The way they used the missiles was unexpected. >1:55 Idk if this is Generals or Garry's Mod. >3:12 CHAINSAW TANK.

Hamas POV

*ONE PATH TO FREEDOM.*

Thank you for this brother. I've been laughing for a solid 20 minutes.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thanks for backing the channel! i am glad you enjoyed!

this is insanely good editing its extermely hilarious well done

My dad showed me this game when I was little. This is truly amazing to watch when older.

Scorchy to the moon! 💖

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAA THANKS!!!

the content on this channel is so top notch. Love how the trucks get bio-b's.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

the way he pulling out the gun is stunningly beautiful

This channel is a criminally underrated gem, so glad it got recommended to me. Making memes for a almost 20 years old game really deserves much more subs

2:02 This is a genius application of the Fan Truck!

As a kid I played a lot of CnC against the AI and this video earned my sub.

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

sounds like an awesome childhood. cheers! 🥳

2:18 7th October be like🤣

1:17 Hamas rockets arriving in Tel aviv

@TheRoook

8 ай бұрын

2:27 Zionists be like

2:54 I can't get over the image of an SUV flying through the air doing frontal flips with a sniper still managing to get headshots while in the backseat. And of course the car bounces, sails over a building and lands on it's wheels to keep rolling.

I can't find the words to describe how much I love your videos. I've had Generals installed on all my PCs since 2003. I've not stopped playing it since release. The editing and concept of the videos is top tier. And the absolute homeruns you've managed with your fan truck + biobomb trucks are insane. Thanks for the great content.

@user-cg2tw8pw7j

Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best games and it deserves it

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thank you! yeah, it's really one of the best strategy games ever!!!

1:06 I love how they have a cowboy hat in the air. That is the direct hat nod to Doctor Strange Love: How I learned to love the bomb.

"I'll build anywhere" "No, I can't build there"

But we have no air units Bomb.truck : are you challenging me

ah, I see the GLA upgraded to AIR MAIL

I just love the theme used at 2:01, fit so nicely xD

a game still played after 20 years all around the world! haven't seen anything made similar. respect & love.

@Bobo-ox7fj

Жыл бұрын

(age of empires 2)

@ry0usama511

10 ай бұрын

People tend to mention Red Alert but not Generals

3:14 "It's called a Grinder, 'cause that's what it does" - Oleg

Wonderful edits scorched, and thank you for the people who back up this amazing project!

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

most welcome. im glad you enjoyed!

Freedom preserved.

This game has been released for almost 21 years and until now this game has never been boring

C&C Generals always felt like a really good shitpost that you loved unironically. Such a good game.

This channel is a gem. My body needs more of this awesome content!

Saw the live action the other day...😮

@KD--nz4ck

7 ай бұрын

We’re they saying Can I have some shoes?

This is one of the best C&C skits ever.. well done 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

0:43 that joke never gets old XD

Quickscoping people from the back of the flying party van is the funniest thing I've seen all year

GOBAL JIHAD TIMES BOIIIS!!!

This brings back a lot of childhood memories and because of this, you sir have earned a subscriber.

I never expected I would watch highly edited meme videos about a 2003 C&C game in 2023. But I'm not complaining. This was pretty amazing + the nostalgia hit me real. This is my favorite childhood RTS game. Too bad we never got Generals 2.

The fact that this game became meme worthy is heart warming. Subscribed and ready for more.

Blessed by the algorithm gods for popping this up on my timeline.

This was beyond amazing. It was glorious. thank you

I used to play this game so much in 2003/2004. I laughed my ass off through the entire thing. Thank you so much for making this

2:08 Now THAT is a precision terror strike!

you are amazing, i love this game so much and this brings a lot of nostalgia. thank you man

Here I am, almost 32, rocking my head and feeling like a teenager again to GLa's theme, haha, damn.

I so hope we get a remake of this game some day :D

Jokes, editing, sound design, everything is on point! Another great video, lad. Thanks for this!

@ScorchedEarthPH

Жыл бұрын

thanks old fart

Its crazy how I started one week ago again with generals after so many years and now I get this video recommend and its actually a new one. Man what a time to be alive for generals enjoyers.

Oh man this was my childhood game. Keep up the good work mate!

You singlehandedly brought my memory back, We used to play this game alot, I MEAN OBSESSIVELY ALOT.

@deezle3583

9 ай бұрын

fr almost every day after school I would hop on this

No matter how old this series is it will always be a timeless classic

One of the most greatest videos I have seen later amazing keep going

"i'll build anywhere" "Sorry, i can't build there" lmfao

Um vídeo que remete ao tempo que os games eram interessantes, melhor CnC já lançado, não podemos deixa-lo cair no esquecimento. Parabéns cara, Ótimo Trabalho.

0:52 Sick hydraulics