A stoned elephant, skateboarding into a pigeons arsehole - pure poetry 😂

@hairyscary8511

Жыл бұрын

Fuckn oath

@catey62

Жыл бұрын

that was an absolute classic!

@shaneannandale457

Жыл бұрын

Line if the year

@shaneannandale457

Жыл бұрын

Of

@dailyrider2975

20 күн бұрын

I would like to a picture of that on a bottle though, be worth the $$$ price.

its a good day when you see a new Angry Christmas Productions video

I just want beer that tastes like real beer, and only 2% tax.

@Professor__S

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, your in Australia. Tax will be 70% on that beer

@-DHR4870

Жыл бұрын

Homebrew.👌

@arivindharanbalakrishnan418

Жыл бұрын

Drink you own piss..tax free

@666Havers

Жыл бұрын

@@Professor__S kevin rudd the dud .

@adamscott3304

9 ай бұрын

there are places that will tell you how to do it and let you use the equipment to brew it and bottle it, also only charge 170-200 for a 50 liters.

I can't stop laughing...this video is pure xxxx gold. Love your work.

Old fella is the best character man!

Someone give this man a job in Human Resourses.

@aeasthouse316

Жыл бұрын

Think there is a job available at Bud Light!

When the beer is shit, you add the word craft.

"no alcoholic craft beer drinkers" my brother in Christ, meet the homebrewers.

@ohmightyzeus6135

Жыл бұрын

Present.

@dfross87

Жыл бұрын

Did someone call?

@jessepitt

Жыл бұрын

So if I only drink a sixer of ipa a day does that make me an alcoholic?

@dfross87

Жыл бұрын

@@jessepitt Nononono. Alcoholics go to meetings.

If you think libraries are quiet, it means you haven't been in one for at least a decade.

@EresirThe1st

Жыл бұрын

Sad but true

@jmel1000

Жыл бұрын

Theyre still very quiet, maybe you're a city slicker lol.

Beer doesnt have to fancy. Good taste, well priced and COLD, and good company 🍺🍺🍺🍺👍

@beyondbackwater4933

Жыл бұрын

Most mass produced Australian beers are now far from well priced

As a craft beer drinker.......I get it and you nailed this video

@emceeboogieboots1608

Жыл бұрын

Yep, thats why I homebrew and finish the night with a couple of craft beers. Cheaper and buggered if I can knock back 8%ers all night

@Antipodean33

Жыл бұрын

You admit to being a craft beer drinker? That would be like coming out to your family as being gay for the first time

@Antipodean33

Жыл бұрын

@@emceeboogieboots1608 who the fuck is drinking 8% beer? i've never heard of an 8% beer

@emceeboogieboots1608

Жыл бұрын

@@Antipodean33 You need to look harder then. You might need to walk past the Export and VB fridge though. I have recently tried the Rocky Ridge Big Dank Resin 8.5%, Freestyle Brewing Double Dhuy Imperial IPA 8%, Area 51 Gravitational Crush DDH IIPA 7.6%. All WA brewed by local businesses. Then the NZ Hop Zombie 8.5% and SA brewed Schwang Imperial Mixed Berry Sour. Of course they all have regular and midstrength options as well. It's good to support Australian businesses, the Japanese multinationals don't need any more sales

Couldn't have spoken any truer brother

This is gold and so true, and I’m a Craft Beer Home Brewer. My wife even bought me a Craft Beer Wanker t-shirt for Xmas 😂😂 Might call my next brew a Horny Caterpillar SV6 😂😂

@AngryChristmasProductions

Жыл бұрын

Send it in mate and I’ll bloody review it with a couple piss heads! Horny Caterpillar SV6 must happen.

@gavinbuckett260

Жыл бұрын

You’re on mate, will be a few weeks away as I do fifo, but will keep you posted on the brew. 👍

@w_stanky

Жыл бұрын

I’d give the horny caterpillar sv6 a go, heck, I mean I’ll try anything once!

@grantroberts7065

Жыл бұрын

Make sure in the description of the beer ya put "Tastes like a stoned elephant, skateboarding into a pigeons arsehole"!

@glennllewellyn7369

4 ай бұрын

I called mine Stinky Lizard Amber.

_"I mean, Christ, are we talking about beers or Ford Falcon models?!"_ LOL

baahahaa.. "primary colours is all we need, I dont need some commissioned artwork of a stoned elephant skateboarding into a pigeons asshole to feel cultured about my drinking!" PUT THAT ON A T SHIRT with a picture of the staples.. XXXX , VB, Tooheys, Emu, Caarlton Draught.. and I'll wear that to weddings, clubs and all major events

Thats why im on the goon, mate. $13 for a 4.4L cask. Can't argue with that. Chuck a little solo in the cup and you're all set.

Spot on 😂

You want milk that just tastes like milk and you want Beer that just tastes like BEER 😅

@openmind5973

Жыл бұрын

I like milk that tastes like chocolate.

I’d love to get overseas and see one of those donkey shows 😂😂

@milsy6936

Жыл бұрын

😂

Yep, go to the bar and it's like playing lotto. I ordered a pink lemonade for my daughter and got a fu#ken beer. "Dad this tastes off". Had a sip and it did taste like lemonade, however my tastebuds were fu#ken useless. My wife hates beer, so sure enough tasted it and said that's beer. WTF? Why in God's name would I want a pink lemonade!

You should craft a new beer called numby numb,I reckon it would go great 👌✌️👍👏🍺

AWESOME stuff m8 lmfao .. big thumbs up

😂😂😂😂😂 fucken hilariously spot one ol-mate 😂😂😂😂😂🍻

They all taste like someone has squeezed a frickin lemon into the beer.

@glennllewellyn7369

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. It's a smart arse(man) that can brew that out. ...and what's with all that overpowering hops flavour? Disgusting.

Only just discovered this bloke and I have a feeling that we are going to get along just fine. Looks like I'm spoiled for choice so wish me luck as I dive in for a bit of a binge, cheers oz.

I have never been to Australia; however, I have complained to a beer distributor in the local market on how we have been over-sold on IPA's. Hazy, fruity, stoned, juicy, effin' IPA's. Also, waaay toooo many seltzers! Just returned from the upper-midwest where the beer is beer and the brats are served. Sub'd.

Brilliant bush logic!

Love your videos mate. Cheers.

I’ve had a few craft beers. But imo nothing compares to the Coopers Sparkling Ale.

Spot on. Could not have written this any better.

Beautiful articulated good sir. I must concur😁

Absolute quality vid mate. Spot on...

IPA - Indian pale ale XPA - non Indian pale ale? UFC - where men claiming to be woman get to physically abuse woman in public for money. XYZ - probably the latest gender Bud light /Corona / Jack Daniels - the stuff you drink if you want to join the UFC Hope this helps :)

@tessaPMpro

Ай бұрын

Fragile masculinity in one comment.

I had a good laugh thanks mate

Enough said am thinking 😂😂

Amen brother.

✨GOLD✨🙏🏼🤣 0:19

Half these beers taste like the wiggles brewed em 😂😂😂😂

Keep em comina old fella ahahah

I love to have a beer with Duncan cos Duncan’s me mate

Gold mate . Cheers n normal beers !

This has to be about the most Australian thing I have ever seen.

Nummy num num,,,, argh a place I know well !!

Ahhhh. The Tijuana Donkey show.... 😂

Can I direct you to our Session Ale - Sapper's Slaughter -bitter and flavourless, made with crocodile tears, served in buckets. 6% Meanwhile, we'll be enjoying a Trust Fund Mondays - XIPA Portello MDMA experimental small batch in the upstairs lounge watching the show unfold

😂😂😂gold just gold

True this😂 but I want my beer to be a half possum half elephant riding a skateboard on a giant wave smashing into a giant strawberry kinda beer 😂

Amen brother

Love the crescendo Mate

Not a wiser word is spoken

Thats too funny😅😅

God dam it man I missed the young fellas on craft beer episode skipped it straight to the old fellas ya reckon

half f’ked possum 😂

Half of these new beers taste like the Wiggles brewed it...😅

Agreed!! Mate

Fan farking tastic 😂👍🍻

I needed this

Hahahaahhahahahahaha... This is how i feel

Give me a schooner of VB any day, i mean ill drink anything but a cold VB and a place to sit and im happy.

i hear ya . .

Haha!! Gold

this blokes next root will be his first

@AngryChristmasProductions

Жыл бұрын

You and me darlin x

Well done again.

He's just a simple man. Sitting in front of the Audi logos....

That's not a Old Fella, not a wisp of grey or white in that magnificent fuzzy flavor savor.

Fuck that it's a black fish or a xxxx everything else can go in the trough.

I don't care what it is, as long as it isn't over a fiver.

Bud light for u it is!

Awesome videos mate keep them coming..I'd like to come over there someday and shoot the hogs, camels, donkey's you all got a problem with over there and the wild dogs to ..and woud Love to play your trivia game you used to host do you need to do more of those again ..

Fckn gold😂😁😂

12 bucks a glass for homebrew. 50 cents a long neck and I'd drink it.

Craft beer is home brew

Unfined beer, you can`t see through.. I call dishwater, or mud when you look at it, but that doesnt mean I won`t drink it..a name sells a beer, like a pumpclip does..great video, kind of sums up the beer world from a lager drinker..but to be fair, brewers have become more adventurous, and we need to applaud that, and I sometimes think it does what it says on the tin, but its not beer..but glad I tried it, to widen my experience..

what slim dusty song is playing in the background?

You're funny bastard! Bloody good laugh ..are you a fan of Mitch Hedberg by any chance?

I agree

The first sip always gives you away 😂

spot on and I'm sitting here drinking a hazy pale fck where do I find an 80 buck carton thats cheap

Fucken oath 🍻

@hairyscary8511

Жыл бұрын

That's what I reckon

Bonza cobber.

Craft Beer is good. Balter XPA is the best

Shit. Hows this gonna be when you are actually old? Im in 😂

no disrespect but Half fked possum IPA is kinda good!!! bit hoppy but, still good

Hard to find a good lager these days. Got any suggestions?

Very true

Love it

Long live the largey!

Exactly why i dont mind a crafty every now n then...something different and rolls ya as hard as a Bundy OP! Smart man this bloke....shame he'll be seen as "Over qualified" for the Prime Minister position!

What your thoughts on this yes voice,if you like me ,I love my outdoors,fishing,camping,and I like getting firewood so I am voting no,please comment what you think.

Just wanna be numb at the end of the day, nail on the head.

😂

It’s beer it’s not complicated just enjoy it.

I polish off me longy's then polish them!

😆👍

Wiggles brewed it. So right. I get free flavours beer, watermelon etc. N they are horrible n do not taste like beer. Tastes like flavoured watet

Horny Caterpillar SV6😂😂😂

If it can't make you an alcoholic...it can't be good enough to drink ALL the time.

I hear bud light is on sale….

😂 😁😂 why's is spelt XXXX beer? I wonder

Your a real Ozzie, not your fault.