I watched this in the airport brother Jim... So not only was I laughing, having a nostalgic meltdown but I also had a 40 year old lady watching over my shoulder... I think she had a blast...

@ninjabluefyre3815

5 жыл бұрын

Brother Jim makes you sound like monks. I mean I know he is your brother, but it was just funny. I sound stupid now, don't I. Don't shoot me.

@shinkenger2011

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, Rosie!

@toffee924

4 жыл бұрын

Carson Failla Hi thirsty

@JayDepravo

4 жыл бұрын

Brother Jim, I knew you would come!

@marstromistuff

2 жыл бұрын

,,And then i never saw her again'' says caddicarus as Grandad to his grandchildren

If I ever open a pub, you bet I'm calling it "The Cheeky Bassoon".

@LeroyZee

3 жыл бұрын

Or The Vole And Vacuum

@mrkat1999

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@wumpus976

3 жыл бұрын

The Cock & Plucker?

@wumpus976

3 жыл бұрын

@EthλnGeroge it’s a Conker’s Bad Fur Day reference

@CoffeeFruits-World

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not a big drinker at all, but I would totally go to that pub!

It's raining... it's pouring... the old man is CYOARing...

@acrossthetracks

4 жыл бұрын

No the old man is getting thrown down the stairsXD

@goob_goob_gooby_goob

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the old man was complaining because he got wet from the rain, meaning he was completely useless now

@SailorMaxie

3 жыл бұрын

But then he got thrown down a flight of stairs by a really sadistic goose

@DylanR99

2 жыл бұрын

@@goob_goob_gooby_goob Wow… then again, that’s actually pretty funny that you provided a Phelan Porteous reference to the Old Man from Goodtimes’s Beauty and the Beast. Impressive!

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

@@goob_goob_gooby_goob Hey, you got your Phelous in my Caddicarus. 😂

To anyone who sees this, Please look up the original video for the Grand Old Duke of York bit. At the very end, all of the soldiers crash into each other resulting in the narrator yelling in loud, manic gibberish. It's incredible.

@lol-cm7qy

5 жыл бұрын

It's great

@comic63books45

4 жыл бұрын

Can you send a link to the video

@rossmallo

4 жыл бұрын

@@comic63books45 /watch?v=mmWX3aInJ-U Conveniently, it's the very first one on that video.

@comic63books45

4 жыл бұрын

@@rossmallo the link didn't show up

@rossmallo

4 жыл бұрын

@@comic63books45 Links don't work in comments. Copy what I posted and replace the /watch on another video with everything else there.

The grand old Duke of York He had 10,000 men He marched them up to the top of a hill And he marched them down again And when they were up they were down And when they were down they were left And when they were only halfway up They got into a spaceship and fucked off

@DonSMDT

7 жыл бұрын

Hazard 1007 my favvvvvvvvorite

@foomples

7 жыл бұрын

Well the Duke of York needs to make up his fucking mind.

@Hazard1007

7 жыл бұрын

The grand old duke of York He had 10,000 beers

@cannon9009

7 жыл бұрын

The grand old duke of york had 10000 penises

@emeraldoddball6240

7 жыл бұрын

There was a crooked man In a crooked house He had a crooked cat, Which ate a crooked mouse He found a crooked coin On a crooked street He bought some crooked p0rn and beat his crooked meat

my elementary music teacher taught us the 'soldier soldier won't you marry me' song, but the ending had an extra piece" "Oh no sweet maid, I cannot marry thee, for I have a wife of my own So she went upstairs to her grandfathers chest she got her a gun of the very very best (yes she got her a gun of the very very best) and she said to he soldier run oh soldier soldier you will no marry me with your musket fife and drum oh soldier soldier you will no marry me so let's see how fast you can run" then we spent the last couple minutes of class see who would be fast enough to escape the house before being shot (because it would take a couple seconds to set the gun up, so there would be a window of opportuniy)

@StriderOwO

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Vinqvist Wow. I wonder why that part was omitted from this kids VHS tape.

@marquis911

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Vinqvist AMAZING. 🏃🔫 💃 😂

@Zexion352

7 жыл бұрын

Mona Teasley he's running toward the gun! 🏃🚶🚹...shit 🔫🚺

@davidtheboy448

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Vinqvist YO WTF

@johnalogue9832

7 жыл бұрын

The invention of bolt-action weapons saw a rapid drop of soldiers robbing women of their family's clothing. Literally.

Untitled Goose Game will be a perfect 10/10 if and only if you can throw a guy down the stairs for not praying

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a funny way hung to reference.

14:10 If all spiders looked like that, arachnophobia would be non-existent.

@exittheflorpus7354

6 жыл бұрын

no, everyone would be scared of spiders. that fucker is a demon.

@char7403

5 жыл бұрын

@@exittheflorpus7354 you say the cute spider is a demon when Humpty Dumpty looks like a fucking monster.

@AshZucchini8168

5 жыл бұрын

CharIsFar If all eggs looked like that, egg-phobia would very common

@dubstepbeecorsi6892

5 жыл бұрын

well imean i was scared of that spider at first

@dr.altoclef9255

4 жыл бұрын

If all spiders were heralded with cheeky bassoon music that might also help.

When they were up, they were down. When they were down, they were left. When they were only half way up, they got into a spaceship and fucked off.

@blockeontheleafeon

7 жыл бұрын

When they were up, they were GRAND DAD!!! When they were down they were FLEENSTONES??? When they were only half way up, they were THE! NUTSHACK!!!

@michaelwilliams7140

7 жыл бұрын

Zephyr4501 My favourite part of this video

@Todarain

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Goldberg All too stale memes, even for the time you wrote the comment.

@rosemariehorgan2520

7 жыл бұрын

Zephyr4501 i

@crazyfriend50

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

This is probably the most british thing on Caddy's channel.

@jordanhowell7798

7 жыл бұрын

The next thing he'll review is another British kids programme on the BBC called Bodger and Badger.

@AllyGatorAnimator

7 жыл бұрын

The majority of that would probably be him questioning why the hell a Badger is obsessed with mash potato to an insane degree. To this day I've always wanted to know what went through the creators head to make him think "yes, the natural food of the common badger...mashed spuds!"

old McDonald had a farm... now he owns the biggest fast food chain in the world

@jordanhowell7798

7 жыл бұрын

Now Grimace is steeling his shakes.

@aleksandar8225

6 жыл бұрын

+NintendoSegaCBBCCITV DisneyNickCNBrony1998 Grimace*

@jaystev

6 жыл бұрын

This should have more likes

@theotherjosh1641

6 жыл бұрын

thats not him that's ronald's grandfather

@lucaskrenek2921

6 жыл бұрын

ei ei OH

I remember my older brother once singing me a slightly more risqué version of "The Grand Old Duke of York", which went thusly: The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten-thousand men He marched them up to the top of a hill, Then he marched them down again When they were up, they were up And when they were down, they were down But when they were only halfway up Their trousers all fell down

@Jac-Man

4 жыл бұрын

When they were up, they were down When they were down, they were left, But when they were only halfway up, They got into a spaceship and f*cked off

@holyshard530

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jac-Man no, no no no..it should go like this! And when they were up, they were down. And when they were down, they were left. And when they were only halfway up They took off their trouser, got into a spaceship and fucked off.

@funtimetuber093

2 жыл бұрын

@@holyshard530 Perfect

I love how "Yankee Doodle" is a British song about making fun of Americans about the only fancy we've done was put a feather in our hat and think we're hot shit (Since Macaroni was apparently a fancy place in England) We Americans took that song and now we're goddamn proud of it...typical huh?

@KeybladeMasterAndy

7 жыл бұрын

Corsair Carl We're nothing if not a bit self critical. In fact, a number of groups have done this sort of thing.

@ewkak.8470

7 жыл бұрын

Corsair Carl I am offended

@marcusmontgomery8370

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, our national anthem is set to the tune of a drinking song. It's what we do.

@CritSuccessNerd

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it became an american patriotism song after americans sang it to show britain that America would not back down so easily.

@Salnax

7 жыл бұрын

We're Doodles and we're proud of it!

I like how most nursery rhymes are about death or destruction.

@MrYahia142

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Odinsday

7 жыл бұрын

Well most of them were made in weird times in our human history.

@MedicalChew

7 жыл бұрын

being an edgelord is nothing new afterall

@ASLB247

7 жыл бұрын

Or sex...Lucy locket?

@nestijo2

6 жыл бұрын

I think that most if them are sung by crazy people and become stuck in the general public's head so they just sing it.

I really need more cheeky bassoon in my life.

@eatingvultures752

5 жыл бұрын

We all need more cheeky bassoon in our lives

Caddy: “Sweet bonking wank biscuits!” Me: I think that’s the most British exclamation I’ve ever heard.

@originaluseername

4 жыл бұрын

gotta put that "me:" somewhere

@Daddy-ue1du

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp please

@DragonHeartHisMajestyX

4 жыл бұрын

@@Daddy-ue1du 18:37

@Daddy-ue1du

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@DragonHeartHisMajestyX

4 жыл бұрын

@@Daddy-ue1du Hey, no problem!

he marched them up to the top of the hill and M A R C H E D T H E M D O W N A G A I N

@wall4818

6 жыл бұрын

AND HE *M A R C H E D T H E M D O W N A G A I N .*

@mr.thecoin1261

6 жыл бұрын

Jungle Hunter F U C K E D T H E M U P T H E A S S

@exittheflorpus7354

6 жыл бұрын

A T E A F U C K I N S A N D W I T C H

@snifflestheanteater1438

4 жыл бұрын

9:09 LOL

"Sweet bonking wank biscuits" is now my new favourite phrase.

@deyanawoolley8993

7 жыл бұрын

How British

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

18:37

11:05 He marched them up to the top of the hill, *AND HE MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN*

@driftteamleader3470

3 жыл бұрын

Change the speeds to slower or faster. You will not regret

@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

3 жыл бұрын

And then they got into a spaceship and they f*cked off

Old MacDonald had a farm AND IT EXPLODED

@magnikristinsson

6 жыл бұрын

the suN IS A DEADLY *LAZER*

@nickywalcott1204

6 жыл бұрын

Old MacDonald had a farm. *HAD*

@exittheflorpus7354

6 жыл бұрын

old mc donald killed a man

@lillyandfreinds67

5 жыл бұрын

*Tomato anxiety*

@k1zm3t

5 жыл бұрын

OMG YES

YOU'RE DESTROYING THE INFANTS! I love that line Also I'm glad the kitten was saved

Fun fact: the weird scotsman is actually playing Uilleann Pipes, which are the national instrument of Ireland, and are indeed played tucked under the arm, with no need to use your mouth. James Horner used then on the soundtracks to Braveheart and Titanic. Why this instrument is being played by a stereotypical Scotsman, however, is a mystery to me.

@PhilHoy97

2 жыл бұрын

He’s wearing a saffron kilt, which is associated with Irish pipers. The bellows were missing on this fella’s set but

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

Uillean Pipes. So that’s why most bagpipes are terrible sounding, it’s this specific kind that doesn’t have clashing sounds.

5:34 Untitled Goose Game (2019)

@clawplaryer1016

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option

@zerlichr426

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest it's another grim inerpretation of queen Merry. Probably most depicted queen that was basicly disney villain

@goldenhydreigon4727

2 жыл бұрын

Alternatively: OMORI (2020)

Anyone notice that "This is the way the ladies ride" and "Here we go round the mullbery bush" sound the same

@KlutzyNinjaKitty

4 жыл бұрын

Also, the ABCs song taught in school is the same as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

@10superpower

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of rhymes started as poems or just spoken phrases, and given rhythms later from other popular children's songs.

"This is the way the lady rides" was actually something that my parents did for me and my siblings when we were really little. We used to love it. I didn't even know that it was a nursery rhyme.

@isabellagardner7800

7 жыл бұрын

The Kraken Experiment same!

@kawaiiconcept7479

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! My younger cousin loved it when we looked after her!

@alexread6767

Жыл бұрын

It's one of the earliest memories I have!

@Arachnes_Corner

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know it had a tune. My mom just chanted it while bouncing the baby around.

14:11 That is the most adorable spider in all of history

@theresonly1bigb

7 жыл бұрын

Emo Peter.

@twottle1274

7 жыл бұрын

Screw You Apart from the ones with the really long legs.

@sylphroid

7 жыл бұрын

joltik

@lydiajulianprower8356

7 жыл бұрын

At the risk of getting 'CRINGE!!!!1!!!ONE!' comments, especially Muffet.

@thenumberquelve158

7 жыл бұрын

That awkward moment when a spider is the cutest puppet in your entire show.

First heard "The Crooked Man" during a music class in 1st grade. It made me feel uneasy even then. This was before I knew that "crooked" could also mean dishonest.

@catcookie6726

4 жыл бұрын

I've never heard it like THIS before! Very creepy.

@pinkdarksky8926

2 жыл бұрын

So this could mean the dishonest man

I love when KZreadrs share their nostalgic memories, and it inspired me to look up nostalgic VHS tapes from my childhood. Kidsongs, The ABC's of Safety with SeeMore the Safety Seal, Wee Sing Together, Barney Live at Radio City Music Hall, and so many more came back from the deep recesses of my mind. You should do more of these, and if not, then I hope other KZreadrs get to talk about old VHS tapes like these.

@SleepyAdam

5 жыл бұрын

Holy SHIT Barney Live. I have been wondering if that actually existed and wasn't just a fever dream I had when I was a kid for a while.

@emblemblade9245

4 жыл бұрын

Animal Alphabet

@joshuabrown3361

2 жыл бұрын

Sweet Jesus, i ADORED Barney when i was younger.

@schemer1991

2 жыл бұрын

I remember wee sing together and Kidsongs cars boats trains and planes and shining time station and Kidsongs episodes

@weenieboi3536

Жыл бұрын

​@@joshuabrown3361lol, same here. my mom absolutely hated the show.

SO HEY - this will begin an interesting discussion. A few of you have been amazingly smart and noticed that the guy in 'Dance to Your Daddy' may actually be playing Irish uilleann pipes - kinda like bagpipes but actually all done with arm movements. It's a possibility, however the guy actually singing the song at that part has a Scottish accent so I just made an assumption that they were indeed bagpipes! Also, looking up footage of these uilleann pipes still leads me to believe he has no clue how either instrument works, so a 2/10 for him on both grounds. Thanks for watching this by the way, I know this was a weird-ass video. How many of you out there actually remember this VHS? I'd love to know - comment below!

@shadyoak9468

7 жыл бұрын

never heard of it, probably partially because I live in the u.s.

@josephbrien8092

7 жыл бұрын

it may be weird caddy but its the caddy we all know and love.

@brendacuthill4489

7 жыл бұрын

" The dish ran away with the roast beef! " - Caddicarus 2017

@griff4277

7 жыл бұрын

Dude, love your vids. Also, i legit remember watching this tape as a very very small child.

@benjothebirdnerd863

7 жыл бұрын

You're not alone in feeling three years old while watching these again Caddy! Whenever I think of nursery rhymes I always remember this VHS...and at times how utterly fucked up a lot of it was! Thanks for allowing me to revisit this again Caddy!

17:10 "I wear your grandads clothes, I look incredible"

@StriderOwO

7 жыл бұрын

Ronin11111111 I got these big ass clothes From a maid I promised to marry and then fucked off immediately after she gave me all of it.

I don't know why Humpty Dumpty became an egg. Humpty Dumpty was the name of a cannon that was shot off a castle wall, and it was too heavy to put back on the wall

@carsonsmith7314

4 жыл бұрын

kdgmr97 Humpty Dumpty's an egg because to the rhyme being a riddle whose answer is an egg.

@foongern1071

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose the bowdlerisation of the time said it wouldn't be proper to let children sing about cannons, but the gruesome grisly death of a living egg was just fine.

@patheticplague9359

2 жыл бұрын

@@foongern1071 yeah, eggs don't matter

@robbiewalker2831

2 жыл бұрын

@@foongern1071 Not like it matters, because there’s no such cannon that Humpty Dumpty was named after.

@MemesToa

2 жыл бұрын

IIRC the first time Humpty Dumpty was ever depicted as an egg was in the illustrations for Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll

One of Caddy's best vids. Hands down.... Cheeky bassoon spider dance 10/10

You should make a section dedicated to direct to DVD/VHS stuff. You could call it... Caddirects!

@Myers-Girl

7 жыл бұрын

That's a great idea!!!!

@georgemillward9706

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Paterson I think it would be to close to Film Fridays

@nickkelley9139

7 жыл бұрын

+Dave and his cat named Boo The difference would that Film Fridays tend to be a bit more calm.

@SamanthaPortUkulele

7 жыл бұрын

Was that meant to be a pun on cataracts?

Did you know that Mary, Mary, quite contrary is said to be about Bloody Mary? The 'pretty maids all in a row' line is about her apparent miscarriages. Nursery Rhymes are fucked.

@toonsquirtle264

7 жыл бұрын

ha... drinks

@AppetiteForIllusions

7 жыл бұрын

PhoenixRisingGames Elizabethan times were fucked up.

@mintythegreenoreo64

7 жыл бұрын

*Smokes

@iris5678

7 жыл бұрын

That's a myth and so is the Ring Around the Rosie thing. They're not sure where Mary Mary came from and think Ring Around the Rosie came from teenagers during Puritan times sneaking off to do dances.

@emile3871

7 жыл бұрын

I was taught ring around the rosies was about the plague??

I Got The “The Dish Ran Away With The Roast Beef” Joke. Caddy’s Suggesting That After The Cow Jumped Over The Moon It Caught Fire During Reentry And Died After It Landed Back On Earth, So The Dish Took The Remains And Ran Off To Bury Them And I Suppose He Used The Spoon As A Shovel.

@hirthviktor3215

3 жыл бұрын

Huh cool

Does Caddy know that the Crooked Man rhyme was about a British politician? Also, does he know that it inspired a horror indie game?

@anomnisexualpossum8485

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh, really? Is the game still available?

@shard7549

4 жыл бұрын

Aura The Pansexual Failure yes and it also inspired a series of more games in the same world. They were all made in RPG maker and they are all pretty good.

@anomnisexualpossum8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@shard7549 Ooooh!

@teddyroo12

4 жыл бұрын

Is it Untitled goose game

@cas9564

4 жыл бұрын

Evelyn Madill no but solid reply

14:37 During that part, I LITERALLY started crying while I was laughing. Props to you Caddy. :)

"Said simple Simon to the pieman: 'give me all your pies, or I'll bash your head in...'"

STOP, CALM DOWN YOU'LL *DESTROY THE INFANT*- Caddy, 2017

"It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is CYOARing" I laughed so hard at that.

Good ol' VHS Quality video

@daniellado2523

7 жыл бұрын

The Nerd Syndicate It looked worse but that is super nostalgic to me.

@N0sSyndrome

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, I totally get that. The land before time on VHS dominated my childhood. I kinda lost touch with movies in general since then :(

@nicheofwatching

7 жыл бұрын

Cyoar!

I dunno, Abe Simpson's rendition of Old MacDonald was pretty good. "And on this farm, he had a chick. The swingingest chick I knoooow..."

@blockeontheleafeon

7 жыл бұрын

Seemsons??? OH!!! GRAND MA!!!! GRAND MA????? WTF!!!!

@hodlenbinglebutt1117

7 жыл бұрын

You dishonor SiIvagunner. You horrible person.

@ironmilutin

7 жыл бұрын

i love the american version : old McDonald had a farm now he owns the biggest fast food chain

@charlottevicarage2092

7 жыл бұрын

DavidVA Speaking of jazz versions, Disney did one back in the 50's, named "Old Macdonald had a Band". They also did "This is The House that Jack Built" in a jazz version as well but with the words making up the characters.

6 жыл бұрын

+Noah Goldberg Dead

I like how these older videos are labeled as “old” as if they’ve aged poorly They have not

@WH250398

Жыл бұрын

It's honestly a bit sad seeing him hate his old self so much.

@kingrobotnik6950

Жыл бұрын

@@WH250398 personally I prefer this old style

@gracekim25

11 ай бұрын

@@WH250398it’s…more complicated than that 😣 it’s to do with his situation and frame of mind when making these older videos…that’s all i can say but you can still enjoy it regardless

@gracekim25

11 ай бұрын

@@kingrobotnik6950he’s not going to go backwards, mate 😅 he’s in a better place of mind now

Videos like this are the precursor of modern caddicarus. Where he just does videos about whatever he wants, and it works. I feel like that old game design saying works for just about anything "Make a game that you'd want to play and an audience will follow".

Caddy, your bag-pipe-keytair man may actually be -playing eilean pipes as these are played with a pump under the other arm instead of blowing in a mouthpiece!

@TwotakesUknow

7 жыл бұрын

They actually sound a lot nicer than bag pipes imo!

@evenstevens280

7 жыл бұрын

I was annoyed at this part of the video so I had to say something. Uilleann pipes are amazing! It's a shame bagpipes get all the attention.

@masteromicron1107

7 жыл бұрын

TwoTakes BITCH SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!

@joenielsen9704

7 жыл бұрын

You're right, they are uilleann pipes but the guy still isn't actually playing. They are for all intents and purposes impossible to play while standing because you place the chanter against your thigh for every note but 'low D' in order to play the notes in tune. Also his fingers aren't actually resting on the chanter much less playing the proper fingerings for notes. I agree with you though, they sound much nicer.

@PhilHoy97

2 жыл бұрын

@@joenielsen9704 also the ones in this have no bellows

Caddicarus: Where's the rhyme? Gordon Ramsay: Where's the Lamb Sauce?!

@Fireluigi1225

6 жыл бұрын

With Aching John.

@maverickREAL

6 жыл бұрын

XAceOfGrim64X :D #WheresTheRhymeSauceWithAchingJohnAndKnuckles

@Daniel_Nye

5 жыл бұрын

Wheres the rum?

@StuartTheDrummerman

4 жыл бұрын

WHERES MA SILVER SUIT

I think Yankee-Doodle is a Red Mage.

"Cheeky bassoon" is one of my favourite combinations of two words.

18:37 You're welcome.

16:50 WHAT A TWIST!!! :D

From what I was told, the nursery rhyme at 17:51 is about an Old man dying from a head wound, after hitting his head while getting into bed.

One like equals one person who doesn't get killed by Humpty Dumpty

@andrewm4691

7 жыл бұрын

I like to save people from Humpty

@vrlandt

6 жыл бұрын

@Andrew M you’re a very good man.

@NotASovietSpy1

4 жыл бұрын

only 84 people will survive the coming apocalypse

@M50A1

4 жыл бұрын

139

@bankruptedwizard1413

4 жыл бұрын

Achievement Unlocked: You've saved 180 people from Humpty Dumpty.

Does anyone remember this nursery rhyme!: Ladybug, ladybug fly away home. Your house is on fireAnd your children will burn.

@rottenfiggy

7 жыл бұрын

In my schoolyard it was "and your children are gone." I guess at my school they burned and died already.

@landofgrundo

7 жыл бұрын

Wow this nursery rhyme is really messed up

@landofgrundo

7 жыл бұрын

Well now this is just more confusing

6 жыл бұрын

+Villacasti “AmourCherie” Agreste Why Not Take Her Intro And Swap The Audio

6 жыл бұрын

+Villacasti “AmourCherie” Agreste Someone Tell Mosquito Man About It

''SWEET BONKING WANK BISCUITS!'' Caddicarus 2017

@ilikecurry2345

7 жыл бұрын

Careful! Ass Pancakes wants revenge on his papa TehShadzify.

@samcolvett6752

7 жыл бұрын

"SWEET HONKING ARSE BANDITS" -Caddy, LSD Scream emulator

@davidgeorge1943

7 жыл бұрын

That part killed me. Now I'm a ghost 👻

@eldiablobutnottheonefromsu7206

7 жыл бұрын

Floris Lans 10/10 18%

@kirbysuperstar5494

7 жыл бұрын

Lanselot SWEET FLYING KNOB FUSH

Wait a fucking minute one two buckle my shoe goes up to 20???? The one I knew only went up to ten????

12:26 Pause here and read the credits. When you see it... you'll know.

@funnyscares595

4 жыл бұрын

I saw it. Darkly ironic.

@superpokemonbros.9441

3 жыл бұрын

yungtown 😏

Thanks for using a penguin, Club Penguin will be remembered :)

This is the most British video on youtube

7:45: Sounds like an “I sleep” meme template joke. Ladies: Trit-trot Gentlemen: Trit-trot Farmers: Gallop (AH, NO! STOP! CALM DOWN, YOU’LL DESTROY THE INFANT!!!!)

@tetrofita1787

Жыл бұрын

Ladies: - - Gentlemen: - - Farmers: O O

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

@@tetrofita1787 Yeah, something like that.

17:31 A twist in your tale! You are now *Plagued by a Popular Song* !

What is this fucking Brutalmoose?!

@stickyle

7 жыл бұрын

nah he does the porn games

@DragonScythe64

7 жыл бұрын

its true, ive seen Mossie baby play some porn games on his reviews.....as in he reviewed some porn games

@kaisy5826

7 жыл бұрын

Alan Alvarado Yes

@chrislaurent1137

7 жыл бұрын

By now I can picture James reading this while it echoes into his mind

@HoddieNinja2231

7 жыл бұрын

Wait he has done porn games, please link me

12:24-12:26 Pause for your viewing pleasure. My favorite is the "rabbidluigi bit me and I have rabies now"

@aardbei54

7 жыл бұрын

MAD Master001 "PBG does not contain real peanut butter 3/10""

@hilotakenaka

7 жыл бұрын

MAD Master001 He mentioned Lockstin Yay! Now he needs to mention ToG

@ilikecurry2345

7 жыл бұрын

or gnoggin idunno

@ilikecurry2345

7 жыл бұрын

My favorite is Arlo DOESN'T BLINK AAAAAH and JonTron the Bon-Bon's Gone and I HATE LIFE!

@deadchannel4792

7 жыл бұрын

Proffesor Juice..... Fuck off

13:02 am I the only one to feel asmr tingles?

"Even if they are you just woke them up you moron!" Best part.

This reminded me of how Jack and Jill is actually about 2 kids losing their virginity.

@Made_In_Heaven88

7 жыл бұрын

That Other Guy So then it should of been "Jill went flyin' and broke her hymen"?

@neildivins2844

7 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Wandergirl108

6 жыл бұрын

…What? Care to explain that statement? O_o

@deathmetalalchemist2731

6 жыл бұрын

Made_In_Heaven88 Actually, contrary to popular belief, an intact hymen isn’t a reliable sign of virginity. Still, kudos for the good rhyme c:

@tag4650

6 жыл бұрын

That Other Guy Jack and Jill is actually about *_WHAT_* now?

Nursery Rhymes? SPIDER-MAN AND ELSA SING NURSERY RHYMES TO STOP JOKER (THE PLAGUE) (FOR KIDS)!

@SB407_MUGEN

7 жыл бұрын

ThePotatoKing Don't forget the Toys in Japan bullcrap. My favorite is 5 Little Shreks Jumping on the Bed.

@FlameOfUdun96

7 жыл бұрын

And somehow all of this would involve syringes being injected into somebody's ass

@ninelivesbobcat3619

7 жыл бұрын

+Pokemaster2016 5 Little HITLER SUPERHERO Jumping on the Bed 5 Little CJ GTA Jumping on the Bed Yes, those are real videos.

@Rus-nu9li

7 жыл бұрын

Pokemaster2016 Toys in Japan is a troll channel, cause when I made a comment a long tie a go on one of their videos, they replied and it included a Lenny Face.

@twottle1274

7 жыл бұрын

ThePotatoKing [GONE SEXUAL]

I come from Mid Wales, and I have to say that I'm really glad nursery rhymes work a lot better in Welsh. We've got ones that don't even TRY to make sense. We've got one about seeing a crow on a roof, with a white hat and wooden legs. There are also pink elephants reading maps under sink taps. And how, in another one, you're riding a horse collecting nuts, but you fall off of some slippery rocks. We're f***ing nuts.

@robbiewalker2831

Жыл бұрын

PINK ELEPHANTS?!?

@gothnerd887

Жыл бұрын

Can you tell me where I can find them please?

Holy crap I remember this thing exists now, the memories. 11:44 Although I can’t remember this part

17:23 I'm sorry, that looks like an otter to me, not a weasel!Then again, it's me, so...

15:50 I only recognise it because Mister fucking Tumble once sang "This is the way we spread the jam"

I'm currently watching this video for probably the 5th time? Your humor never gets old, Caddy. Was having a bad day, and this has brought a smile to my face. I can't thank you enough for that.

The kid who caught the fish alive later was killed by a man whose father was killed by the kid.

@sohaib9566

3 жыл бұрын

What really?

5:30-5:40 is more justification for Vinny's hatred of geese.

19:08 that is the perfect kitten

I legitimately considering buying this DVD off of amazon for my cousins soon to be born baby

@TTHBLOX_

3 жыл бұрын

Did you?

@Littlebigman-hx4es

12 күн бұрын

@@TTHBLOX_I know its been 3 years but no I didnt sorry if I disappointed you big dog. I had a feeling she wouldnt have really used it at the time.

Intriguingly Lucy Lockett is probably one of the few rhymes which IS innocent in origin. ‘Pocket’ just meant purse, and the joke is basically a version of ‘did anyone lose a hundred dollars in a rubber band? We found the rubber band!’

8:15 Those aren't bagpipes those are Uilleann Pipes, which aren't played with your mouth

@anoldsmellyunusedaccount

6 жыл бұрын

Yet the man portrayed is clearly a stereotypical Scotsman. This is culturally awkward.

@zhouhuanyue

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Scottish and I'm sure he's meant to be Scottish. He's wearing a Tam O Shanter and a thing that's meant to be a kilt (that guy's one has no clan tarton on it and is fasened the wrong way) both are things we traditionally wear.

@anoldsmellyunusedaccount

6 жыл бұрын

周歡悅 As a person who is also a Scottish person, i can also confirm that the segment is bollocks.

@zhouhuanyue

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Stewart aya, legend. What bit are yih fae?

@anoldsmellyunusedaccount

6 жыл бұрын

周歡悅 Greenock.

Did you know that In the original nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty was not an egg?

@MothOnFire

7 жыл бұрын

Nova Space Heroes never really specified, I belive it was meant to be a cannon right?

@MothOnFire

7 жыл бұрын

Nova Space Heroes never really specified, I belive it was meant to be a cannon right?

@mc.gemstone

7 жыл бұрын

Nova Space Heroes I didn't know that but what was it instead of a egg?

@thegoatkingchannel2377

7 жыл бұрын

MC. Gemstone a human.

@andrewollmann304

7 жыл бұрын

MC. Gemstone It's speculated that the Rhyme was referring to a cannon.

1:44. I remember that lightning from Luigi’s mansion, now THAT brings back some childhood memories.

The Aiken Drum part was my bloody favourite. I remember skipping around the room to it😂 God the good old days 😄

Ah the British really are the best, long live the queen and what not

@tennesseejermyn7705

7 жыл бұрын

Boltstreak Is a failure jolly good

@Lukethefox

7 жыл бұрын

Cheers, mate *raises my cup of Tea*

@cocofresh6863

7 жыл бұрын

Lukethefox thats racist

@skullivan2310

7 жыл бұрын

Henners Yes, yes we are.

@teaz3139

7 жыл бұрын

DeOrangeAlligator as a Brit, I gotta say, long live fish n chips

1:14 It's Kiddy Caddy! or Kiddicarus

@ilikecurry2345

6 жыл бұрын

No, Kiddy has a blue onesie and an infectious smile. This is just younger Jim (who then preferred to be called James).

7:37 My dad used to sing me this one in German even though I never learned how to speak German. :)

With silver bells and cockle shells and THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN!

I lost it at the spider part.

@aardbei54

7 жыл бұрын

Mister Fael I lost it at those credits.

my little sister had a nursery rhyme book. i particularly remember "piggy on the railway", i think it went like this; piggy on the railway picking up stones along came and engine and broke piggies bones "oo" said piggy "that's not fair!" "oh" said the engine driver "i don't care" the book also had hand jesters on it, it had you punching your open hand at the bone breaking.

@edwardgarcia409

7 жыл бұрын

sonic meerkat wow

@TheBonkleFox

6 жыл бұрын

So that's where that one mickey mouse "kids" video came from.

@TheRetroShepherd

5 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair, I can see why the engineer doesn't give a shit the pig was collecting fucking ballast from an active railway and didn't notice a TRAIN COMING.

@MixelsFan2015

2 жыл бұрын

nowadays it’s Mickey Mouse

"He marched them up to the top of the hill! AND MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN!!"

5:25 This guy looks like a bootleg Gorillaz character.

@moonveins1788

6 жыл бұрын

CinemaMadness Indeed.

@thatonemaskymemes6038

6 жыл бұрын

2D high on painkillers

@byakuyatogami2905

5 жыл бұрын

"Do you look like me? Do you feel like me? Do you turn into your effigy?"

@chesterlockett4002

3 жыл бұрын

Feel good

@snarkatryta

2 ай бұрын

Orangutanz

That crooked man...what even... can't wait to see what zaniness happens in part 2

@seriffpilcrow958

7 жыл бұрын

The music in that part reminded me of The Bunyip Song from Dot and the Kangaroo.

@LegenGary

7 жыл бұрын

just listened to that...and yess it does...

@blockeontheleafeon

7 жыл бұрын

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!!!

You Know Jack and Jill is about losing Virginity

@nicheofwatching

7 жыл бұрын

Wait, what?

@zfrometa8316

7 жыл бұрын

Apparently Back than "Breaking Your Crown" Ment losing Virginity and was written to show how easily it happens

@andrewollmann304

7 жыл бұрын

WEISS SCHNEE How does that square with the other two verses?

@thetiminator4279

7 жыл бұрын

Where did you get that information?

@zfrometa8316

7 жыл бұрын

The Timinator My Teacher told the class

The bagpipe player looks like he knows that hes not playing the instrument correctly....

@zephyrian1006

5 жыл бұрын

they're not bagpipes

@littlefieryone2825

4 жыл бұрын

Player: "When do I get to play the bagpipe?" Director: "Um, never. We don't wanna hear it, just pretend to play." Player:

My mother rest here wonkish soul had an obsession with British... EVERYTHING. We had this vhs. And all the original Wallace and gromit, Monty pythons, and more. She love the comedy, the sitcoms, books. It's an odd nostalgia trip seeing some if these vids. Good on you!🍻

I remember this??? Holy fucking shit this was my childhood, I literally played it until the tape dissolved. But I always fast-forwarded the rhyme with those fiddlers. Gave me the creeps.

@PlutoPebble

7 жыл бұрын

Armin Arlert how does a tape dissolve? Honestly I'm curious

Anyone else want a nursery rhyme collection by Daddy Caddy?

Oh my god It's an adorable kitten

7:17 I’m sorry, I love Little WHAT?

This is absolutely hilarious. Caddy's commentary and editing makes this even more happier than the VHS itself. I would love to see Caddy review more old VHS tapes like this because it makes for both nostalgia and hilarity.

I'm afraid to admit how many times I've watched this, caddy please consider making more reviews about wholesome and hilarious shit like this

18:15 This part just made my day.

Okay, but you should fear geese. They're vicious as heck

@ilikecurry2345

6 жыл бұрын

Clarence did an episode where a goose stalks the title kid.

@mattlane5632

3 жыл бұрын

Untitled Goose Game!!!