"If you don't get the joke why are you even here" Melody 2021

@gamerboy7962

3 жыл бұрын

No truer words have been said

@elshaddollconstructor2019

3 жыл бұрын

Savage as f

The actual Offbrand episode with Mel is here

Mel’s brain is fascinating to me. She has so many random facts rolling in her head but is so awkward.

@pepsy3085

3 жыл бұрын

the first reply after 240+ likes. wtf

@karuiGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@pepsy3085 I mean, Avery's not really wrong and we all agree

@Maniacman2030

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like she's my spirit animal sometimes.

@MammalianCreature

3 жыл бұрын

@@pepsy3085 Like karui Prime said we all agree. Sometimes you just appreciate a comment and have nothing to add.

@Br1cht

3 жыл бұрын

The actress can act?! Sharp dude;)

Melody to outsiders: lewd mistress Melody in actuality: a cute yet lewd dork who is quite... passionate about all things lewd.

@localretard3779

3 жыл бұрын

She acts drunk and that makes it more funny

@iseektheholygrail2055

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait until she says "bagle"

@Br1cht

3 жыл бұрын

Actress act, this cannot be a new concept, right? If you think it is real I´d recommend taking less Ritalin.

@lordfelidae4505

3 жыл бұрын

@@Br1cht I recommend you taking less pessimism.

@sirBrouwer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Br1cht The thing is. Outside of her self and some around her. No one knows how much of a act it is. It's more likely a stylised version of the real person. Also her understanding of her subjects is not a act. She (the human) must know a good deal in order to keep up in her role.

The character development for mel going from being kind of shy around the whole squad to be incompetent is heartwarming as hell to see

Whenever Mel is on Lost Pause you'll always learn a thing or two and laugh.

@dorianrobinette9712

3 жыл бұрын

Imdeed. Edit. Im not fixing the typo.

@ricardohoang8452

3 жыл бұрын

I have learned that people have to prepare the sauce when Mel comes to Noble 😁

@Jonk2014

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardohoang8452 Wait they do!?

@ricardohoang8452

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jonk2014 Apparently yes

@Jonk2014

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardohoang8452 NOTED

“IMMA KICK YO ASS!!!” Now...I’m no masochist(door), but why did that sound so satisfying when she said that?!😂

@allenkagami2438

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhh..... Not gonna lie i’m down trying new things

@WhyAreTheOreoNamesTaken

3 жыл бұрын

You have unlocked the requirements for the skill “Masochism”!

@digivagrant

3 жыл бұрын

Can explain the water bottle thing that made Mel wanna kick Noble's ass?

@lordfelidae4505

3 жыл бұрын

@@allenkagami2438 I hear you, if I care for the person, I’d go for most things at least once.

@jonnyofalltrades6620

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Mel did say it to NOBLE, not us. Mayhaps thou art thinking on the opposite side of the spectrum? If you are one, you ain't no masochist. You a sadist! *Laughs in supervillain*

You should title it “off brand memes with melody” it’s catchy

@kawaiichan1997

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@pdp6839

3 жыл бұрын

Offbrand Melody

@chronosite

3 жыл бұрын

and it can be a whole series about it

@sirBrouwer

3 жыл бұрын

@@pdp6839 that would be just Melody. She might even be able to do the dishes and sell it as offbrand.

@The_Vending_Machi

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit he predicted the vid title

3:04 Mel: "For those of you out there who don't get this joke; 1, why are you here?" Fucking. SAVAGE. Love it.

@kuzuo7567

3 жыл бұрын

I have one question for that meme "sauce?"

@darklight371

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuzuo7567 May the sauce aid your "friend" :Tsujidou-san no Virgin Road

@kuzuo7567

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklight371 its not the "sauce" But thanks i found new game

@darklight371

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuzuo7567 just ad "stuck" at the end and you'll see

1:20 Noble conveniently forgetting his 'I am KIRITO' video.

When you realize Lost Pause can't be a weeb, if he can pull two girls. 1 irl and a virtual Hentai is strong with this one

@whimsicalchronicles8798

3 жыл бұрын

he has ascended beyond the normal weeb and has become the legendary offbrand protagonist

@arthurmorgan2861

3 жыл бұрын

@@whimsicalchronicles8798 this isnt even his final form

@cadenkeller443

3 жыл бұрын

His hentai is over 9000!!!

6:48 When you try to recover from a dialogue screw up but fail the Speech Check

"Because you're Stuck in a wall!" --Kirby to The Air Conditioner, Brave Little Toaster

@gamerboy7962

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! I haven't heard Brave Little Toaster in decades

The return of the *[CENSORED]* Queen Melody! Fantastic as always!

Mel saying the doctor stuff was very fitting for the leader of the science team, so totally no surprises there honestly. Also loved the video, some fun memes with Noble and Mel being their usual funny selves and Mel adding in her adorable noises as usual.

Noble admitting to being chunnibyo means he has overcome the emotional hutlrdle

0:32 - 0:41 Vergil: I'm proud of you. I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING !!!

@pakkasaurus

3 жыл бұрын

this was how nero was conceived

@lordderp6914

3 жыл бұрын

She got hit by that judgment nut

@meismancapitan9367

3 жыл бұрын

PROVOOOKING BLACK CLOUDS AND ISOLATION

@lordderp6914

3 жыл бұрын

@@meismancapitan9367 I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAME BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BE BLESSED

Mel is too freaking adorable even when she's do like playfully pissed off you can't really be mad all you can do is laugh and say "god why does she have to be so cute"

Alternative title: melody has a stroke for 10 minits while surprising everyone with medical knowledge

"I looked into Redo of a Healer... it's garbage!" The Queen has spoken!

@DianaProudmoore

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it's a garbage that I enjoy~

@uteriel282

3 жыл бұрын

redo of a healer in a nutshell: as a light novel it might be decent. (no idea never read it) as a manga its passable. but it doesnt translate into anime well at all.

@chilomine839

3 жыл бұрын

@@uteriel282 Ya'll talking bout Redo of a healer and I'm sitting here depressed over all the 4Kidsification of my first experience with anime and how I'll never be able to see it in its intended format. I'm not sitting through that entire era again just to see how its suppose to have played out.

@e-memes808

3 жыл бұрын

I can't take her views that seriously after she claimed Yang from RWBY IS waifu material as opposed to WAS waifu material. Volumes 4 and 5 slowly decayed her and by volume 6, she was premium trash.

@AngelDust6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@e-memes808 Well, I mean, she's not wrong. Redo of a Healer is utter garbage.

Melody: "Cheeki-breeki" Noble: How do you know some Tarkov references? S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Am I a joke to you?

@Slayman3909

3 жыл бұрын

I said come in, don't stand there!

6:57 IMMA KICK YO ASS ~Projekt Melody 2021 THAT BROKE ME LMAO

*Mel-Senpai Shows us The Ways of The Hentai*

@azomrade5518

3 жыл бұрын

That rhyme too

@sauceteam2924

3 жыл бұрын

Nice rhyme

@TyTrouts

3 жыл бұрын

You only got my like because of the rhyme. xD

@Algenhirn

3 жыл бұрын

The rhyme reminded me of the song "Hentai" by Selphius. It's a very good song 😏

@emeraldfinder5

3 жыл бұрын

@@Algenhirn okay bot, advertise somewhere else

13:47 : D That smile is so wholesome. It warms my heart.

Reminder that Mel and Noble deserve all the love in the world.

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

Very wholesome duo, even if its hentai memes

This whole alliance between the vshojo gals and a bunch of anitubers is just wonderful.

Ashley: am weak in the morning Fans: sure you are😂😂

12:03 melody hard time searching what's She looking for but turns out. Me: i see so I'm not alone after all...

The Emperor approves

Noble: "I got this KOSMOS figure! I got these Pokemon cards!" I wonder why Noble decided to devote his add time to flexing on the Poors today?

6:20 aw... there's a cute little Makoto writing something...

@therealchaosguy

3 жыл бұрын

Minikoto

'Redo Of A Healer' is the '50 Shades' of anime.

4:23 PRAGANANANT! XD

@doubleedge2814

3 жыл бұрын

Pragnant, pragnor, pragnt, pregenant

I already am making enough spinal-gyrations to power a large city for 5 business days

6:36 That's what makes Mel so great, I actually learn stuff. She's a true connoisseur (not in the meme way).

@Speed001

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm, yes, I agree. 6 months ago me.

So does that mean a male cheetah can stand in a group of female cheetahs and be like "Bang pregnant! Bang pregnant! Bang pregnant!" whenever he wants?

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, but actualy no

Ashley hanging out with melody and the other (cough) fans. i wonder how much blushing would happen.

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

Alot~ ashley is innocent AF as far i've seen. Not really a good fit for a bunch of offbrand people

The moment the video ends so does noble's life, as Ashley waits behind the door.

@questionfor9502

3 жыл бұрын

Your a genuine genius

@sauceteam2924

3 жыл бұрын

Poor boi gonna get isekaid hehehe to orc world

@grid8608

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauceteam2924 oh no

*Noble doing memes with others* Me: You had my curiosity but now you have my interest.

12:11 I have no such weakness Je suis invincible envers c’est problèmes minuscules.

@k-fey6642

3 жыл бұрын

Les traductions françaises sont mauvaises.

@swagathon6967

3 жыл бұрын

@@k-fey6642 c'est vrais . les traductions sont de la merde .

I love Melody I hope she does more stuff both in the offbrand scene and on the conventional weeb scene. Her personality is so lovely I wish I could meet a girl that resembles her in any way.

@laynetucker6592

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

Protip, if there is a uncensored ver in another language and a censored ver in your language: If censored is dubbed, sync them, play the censored in the background, mute the uncensored in foreground. If censored is subbed, same, but overlay the windows with uncensored take up most of screen and censored showing bottom strip where the sub is.

@wainwrightjakobs522

3 жыл бұрын

Modern problems require modern solutions

@nicke.8622

3 жыл бұрын

Im definitely not going to put that much effort in lol

× Cheeki-Breeki... × "Tarkov references" *sad lone stalker noises*

@choppergunner8650

3 жыл бұрын

*Sad Strelok noises* At least it's not that bad, especially when you have Sidorovich selling you rubber bullets

@mintteafruitcandy

3 жыл бұрын

чики-брики~

"if you don't get this joke, why are you here?" yes anyone that don't get that should be kept away from such degene-... actually that means[...]

Noble: You’re pretty intelligent with that I’m actually impressed! Mel: ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI MELODY

3:47 That sound was actually pretty accurate, though.

8:55 "I know some people who like umm... amputation..." **heavy breathing** **sweating intensifies** **visible panic**

1:21 I respect it. One time I tried to hold a broom, a mop and a dust pan like how Zoro holds his swords. It showed me how hard Zoro works to hold them while moving

6:57 noble:o no I won’t like that at all I won’t enjoy that at all (winks into camera)

MEL! Always happy to see her.

6:50 - Love the subtle eye twitch.

06:56 - That's the moment he knew....

6:57 ok lesson learned dont piss of melody

I always love watching Mel and listening to her knowledge Also, rheumatoid arthritis can occur in young people too (I know a girl), in case anyone was wondering

0:30 I think I got diabetes from how adorable that "AH!" was.

I don’t think he invited her. He just said offbrand and she just teleports on screen.

Mel talks so innocently, but all you hear is the saucy talk.

Oh shit didn't know you had persona figures back there too 2:17

1:43 Noble: *Talks about a Sponsore.* Sponsore Man: *Walks in.* Hey! How dare you do me job?!

Ah yes tell everyone the sponsor uses fedex. Lets break a $250 figurine and watch them smile while walking away from the the driveway

I used to keep a screenshot of chess on my alt tabs because the game bored my dad into walking away.

@chilomine839

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda makes you wonder why he didn't realize that your homework folders is your version of the pinup girl in the locker from his.

If I watch the uncensored Hentai, yet it has no subtitles and it is dubbed in a language I don't understand. I don't see the problem, it means I can take in the full view of the action without having to read anything. Plus I make up my own version of the story by doing my own mental dub of the episode.

[0:35] For those who don't get it, this is a reference to a sword technique and discipline the most Japanese Anime Swordsman Character would do called "Iaijutsu" or the "Art of Quick Draw". This technique is when a blade (particularly a katana) is at rest in its sheath and quicky pulled out to slash something and then quickly put back in its shealth. In the video, the "male" unzipped his pants and closed it back up quickly and the "female" instead of coughing out blood as if injured ended up with a mouth full of man nut. XD

I lost it at "Floppy Jallopy," oml. 😄 And I have a crush on Mel now. Thank you, Noble. She's just my adorable and kinda crazy.

I know the pain of the uncensored raw material... still watch it, some sounds are universal xD

@Maniacman2030

3 жыл бұрын

To Lewd is Human. To Nut is Divine.

Ayy noice!

6:42 Ive never heard the word “actually” in an offended tone

You two have great chemistry together, always have fun watching your collabs!

We've tried pausing Lost Pause, but have we tried pausing Projekt Melody in a Lost Pause video?

12:29 ill just leave it here

God it has been a long time since I watched any noble stuff and melody and as the reason 😂

Always glad to see more colabs between my two favorite content creators.

When you meme about anime girls with an anime girl

WOOOOOOOO new Noble Vid!!!

4:25 H20 Delirious: Give Birth!

9:42 so, basically Noble is proposing Melody to fluff if she ever gets lonely, disguised as game buddies.

Oof

@suffermore1576

3 жыл бұрын

congrats on being first

I was listening to Sum 41, what did I miss?

Just love melody's little screams and the blank opened mouth smile. It's just so cute.

yo you gotta do more offbrand videos with Mel, this vid was super fun to watch

2:50 Please, sauce of the girl, the anime...

@Sunny_Ray911

3 жыл бұрын

I require this as well... for... research purposes of course

Yeet

8:23 I see she enjoys cultured things as well

8:31 man... for some reason seeing an actual floppy jalopy when you were talking about it really tickled me the right way and I spat my food in laughter

pog

Hey I am early Edit: hey Buyee sponsered you????? Who are you Mecha Gaikotsu??? Epic

I love your collars with mel, she’s so precious

0:33 for those who don’t understand you know how anime swords man dash through there enemy and when they sheath there sword the enemy dies he basically did that but with the girl

I’m just so curious do you have any plans to continue nekopara vol. 2?

2:51 and 4:10 Where's the Sauce?

@hoodieman25k

3 жыл бұрын

Somewhere on the internet

@theanimegameing1029

3 жыл бұрын

i did the digging and i found it the sauce 191877 4:10

@hoodieman25k

3 жыл бұрын

@@theanimegameing1029 good work comrade

4:03 Wait, is that true? 4:17 I have the same question too, Melody.

-Step sister gets stuck in something -You hear footsteps coming closer: Panik -It's a woman: Kalm -Tags: Futarani: PANIK!!

Hello

@hoodieman25k

3 жыл бұрын

Helo

More Mel? Very cool. (But FeFe when?) 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

Am i the only one that thinks that Melody sounds like she's drunk every time she speaks? Its cute and makes me smile.

KOS-MOS figure.. It's been SO long since I've even THOUGHT of Xenosaga! Good shit, man.. good shit

Pp......just pp

Christ I’m early

4:13 i require tha sauce

8:17: me: all I have to do is see numbers and I 86 out XD