"I enjoyed that first season not only for the plot but for... Wow *THE PLOT. OH MY GOD."*

@skelebro9999

3 жыл бұрын

The plot was good but THE PLOT was a masterpiece

@patrykkowalski1700

3 жыл бұрын

You might as well give up. Im (title card) The Plot

Ashley: “What was your great time in your school year, Noble?” Noble: “The time, my teacher talked about Thighs and Fluff Ed.” Ashley: “Oh that- Wait? My Thigh?!”

@skelebro9999

3 жыл бұрын

Moral: education is cool sometimes

@phamanhtuan95

3 жыл бұрын

@Morality9 - Portal ppppp

Random Advice for anyone who needs it: Don't stay with someone who doesn't treat you right just because you believe you'll never find someone like that again. If that person doesn't treat you right, that person isn't worth staying with nor finding again. Talk to him/her about how you're feeling; your feelings deserve to be heard and known. Don't suffer in silence for anyone. I should take my own advice.

@minnesotanfreedomist3147

3 жыл бұрын

Your so right! *Throws dakimakura to the floor* I’m sorry this abuse can go on no longer!

@realryushiro

3 жыл бұрын

@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 Mine doesn't even talk to me...

@wulfherecyning1282

3 жыл бұрын

Depends what exactly you mean by "treat you right", but broadly yes. If it can't be fixed, it should end. That said, incompatibility or failure to "treat right" also can't be an excuse to cheat (my mother chose to do). End the relationship *before* looking for a new partner.

@Tovek

3 жыл бұрын

WRONG! X If they don't reciprocate your feelings then you just simply have to club them over the head till they do! It's how I met my wife... she's somewhere around here drooling

@viper7502

3 жыл бұрын

to be the bearer of bad news, I don't need to find that someone since i tried many times and failed :D

As an artist, I eventually reached the inevitable moment where I realized that not all feet look the same. Never really crossed my mind to be honest.

@surakuvliegendefiets6226

3 жыл бұрын

The same goes for hands 0-0

@wulfherecyning1282

3 жыл бұрын

Odd. It's almost like humans look different from one another in almost every way. Hmm.

@pottedplant37_

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I don't draw beach episodes. Darn, that sounds like a pain to draw.

Noble: "What a beautiful use of chalk" Artist: "That wasn't chalk" Everyone else: o_o

@Milanin8

3 жыл бұрын

"It warms my heart to see people drawing beautiful faces on the chalkboard for the teacher to *come* in-to" Me: Hmm... ^ Then reading the comment.

The only thing I want to hear from my teacher is "thick thighs save lives"

@localretard3779

3 жыл бұрын

Greetings

@manoftruth0935

3 жыл бұрын

But they can also take lives.

@localretard3779

3 жыл бұрын

@@manoftruth0935 are you a part of 05?

@fuzzynuttz5092

3 жыл бұрын

@@manoftruth0935 and that is a risk that I am more than willing to take my friend

The blonde girl isn't American, she's Russian! Think Noble, think!

@cookiezr4milk429

3 жыл бұрын

Russian, she was german when i saw it? Maybe different subs?

@aswd90

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookiezr4milk429 probably, though i find it dificult to belive that they would get german and russian mixed up, especially considering she kept say "Spasibo" all the time, which is russian for thank you.

@SG003

3 жыл бұрын

Gib me sauce

@DaiSy-fs9hr

3 жыл бұрын

Either way. It was connected to nazis.

@iceblazeice6734

Жыл бұрын

We all know what hentai Is that lol 💀 (for the uncultured people, the names Is Katainaka Russia)

Noble: "If you want the champion of DLC, you need to check out Dead or Alive..." Train Simulator: "Pathetic..."

@MangaManiac

3 жыл бұрын

"Noble: "If you want the champion of DLC, you need to check out Dead or Alive..." Train Simulator: "Pathetic..."" AMATEURS!!! DoA & Train Simulator: What the?! Who? The Sims, franchise: *Sitting with 1200+ euro dlc's * ò_ó AMATEURS!!!

@-Devy-

3 жыл бұрын

@@MangaManiac You're clearly not aware of how much dlc DoA has, DoA 6 on its own can probably match the entire Sims franchise.

@keladwynsolkas

3 жыл бұрын

Then there’s Paradox. Selling the game as countless DLC while the “game” is nothing but a shell.

@Trollisboy1

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Flight Simulator

@emeraldskies8254

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but this sounds oddly ominous

The 4th picture from 7:01 is. uchi no otouto maji de dekain dakedo MI ni komai. It's a good offbrand

@miguelaponte8876

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you.👍

6:29 The original screen (I think) for that meme which is just as cursed is "How I lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie" "with pictures".

Me: *Sees the thumbnail.* Also me: Oh yes. My favorite class: Bondage 101 from Fetish Academy.

@stratoz321

3 жыл бұрын

Or shibari class would be nice

@keondramcintyre3444

3 жыл бұрын

Rachnea is the actual teacher. This his her line on career.😶

Petition for Noble to make an official jingle for his offbrand memes videos.

@ricardohoang8452

3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: *blushed*

@AceFuzzLord

3 жыл бұрын

I second this

@mattr071

2 жыл бұрын

I third this

6:25 Bruh the guy in the bottom left corner is just lke "WTF?"

The offbrand memes are always heavenly

@lightpass4823

3 жыл бұрын

You got that damn right👍

@justaguywhocantsleep5052

3 жыл бұрын

Yeszss

If you think about Killer is the lucky one butt also unlucky he get's to see the un edited stuff that can't go up on KZread but then has to censor it OOF.

@minnesotanfreedomist3147

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine having to deface the art you enjoy. Sounds poetic when you put it like that.

@pottedplant37_

3 жыл бұрын

@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 we can experience joy all we want, but at some point, it will all be a shadow of what it used to go

@CaptainCFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills.

Boyfriend: *shows his girl his sword* Girlfriend: "Why does it look like a baby bamboo shoot?" DESTRUCTION 1000

The Eevee couch: There are three imposters among you.

8:04 as someone who goes to art school hands and feet are some of the hardest things to draw, cuz they have really big dexterity with lots of small bones

Noble: cat girls are great The ad: *ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUN*

Noble: "The Most Classy and Cultured Channel on all of KZread." MXR Mods: "Do I hear someone challenging me?"

Noble never fails to deliver on greatness. Truly the Culture shines almost as bright as him removing his shirt! And you can't go wrong with Pepperoni Pizza! A wise man once said, "Ashley eats first". :D

when noble said "cat girls are great" I was so expecting a shameless plug for his comic

1:35 my thoughts exactly, but then we got some crazies on Twitter who get upset over a piece of paper and pixles and call people the P word over it...

9:19 for some reason, whenever I see a chalkboard, my mind makes me remember the feeling of scraping my fingernails down it; no, not the sound, the _feeling,_ and oh dear God I can't stand it it's back in my head now *_HELP_*

Nobody: I am serious no one ever: Noble at 3am: ME IS H O N Y

@cedricrobertson2893

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, he will not wake up his wife

@duelmasteryuya1205

3 жыл бұрын

@@cedricrobertson2893 Do you really think he has a WIFE!? SHEEEEEEEEEESH.

@cedricrobertson2893

3 жыл бұрын

@@duelmasteryuya1205 what is Ashley then?

@duelmasteryuya1205

3 жыл бұрын

@@cedricrobertson2893 If you really don't know, she's his girlfriend.

@MarkB..

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think your serious enough

I must agree, Unexpected wholesome moments are just so rare and special in doujins. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

@skelebro9999

3 жыл бұрын

Ok I have seen this like 5 quintillion times and I still don't know what is this "no sten on snek" about ? Is this a meme or cultural thing ?

@KinokoKomedianCheese

3 жыл бұрын

@@skelebro9999 He’s the snake dude

@backslash4141

3 жыл бұрын

@@KinokoKomedianCheese a very dapper snake at that, who would want to step on that fancy little bugger?

@skelebro9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@KinokoKomedianCheese yo you have gaster banner Cool

@KinokoKomedianCheese

3 жыл бұрын

@@backslash4141 Very fancy indeed

9:50 ahh....that manga....kinda it is....it's good that all I gonna say, but it is covered in a bitter-sweetness cause the main characters an elf and elves live so long....so long and so many friends pass on

0:27 heroes of the condiments! I ask of thee thy sauce

Reads: "Its going to get more bigger right?" Me: WRITE THE SENTENCE CORRECTLY!

5:00 no the worst one I heard is when you put it in her hand and she says: "No thanks, I don't smoke"

Beautiful jingle. 10/10 for advertising 11/10 for the entertainment

Ok, but the best part is the guy reacting to the pivot presentation. 😂😂😂

Sauce 2:33 Sauce 3:38 Sauce 5:03 Sauce bottom right 5:36 Sauce bottom right 7:05 Sauce 9:28 Sauce 10:10

@matrixpompa6871

3 жыл бұрын

same

2:44 Slip... And fall, Onto a *lOnG pEpPeRoNi!* That is gross, But still hilarious! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

6:26 the look on that guy's face says it all.

6:32 the guy looks like he's being watch by the FBI

Yes. It's the perfect time for seeing offbrand memes right now. Thank you so much, noble. 😁

Noble: *does an invincible title card reference* Me: oh, that’s cool he knows the show My brain: *HE DID THE THING!!!! HE DID THE THING!!!!!!!*

Day 16 of asking Noble to cosplay as Astolfo

2:11 18511 (Yamatogawa Witchcraft). P.S: Can anyone provide the sauce for 2:33?

@leoncoben6983

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE SOMEONE ANWSER THIS MAN I WANT THAT SAUCE TOO!! T-T

1:39 bruv i have been doing that for the past 2 weeks

1:06 that left side looks amazing & a lot more natural, as well as easier on the eyes.

this is the type of content I expect from this channel keep it up noble

Noble taking the based stand that it's just paper is badass

Noble your content is wholesome but one topic at a time has the best comment section on KZread

Yes

Watching noble until a horror ad pops up you cant skip causes panic

@omnispar1646

3 жыл бұрын

At 2am

9:05 No, Noble, that reaction means you're human. It's the same with styrofoam too.

squidward: who wants to record offbrand memes videos at 3 in the morning noble: oh boy, 3 am

A noble the only 3am I know is the one that goes : IS 3AM IN THE MORNIN PUT MY KEYS IN THE DOOR AN BODIES LAYING ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND I GUESS I MUSTA KILLED EM

5:09 "Yours is the 30th largest I've had so far"

Sauce for 7:00 is Uchi no Otouto Maji de Dekain Dakedo Mi ni Konai?

@neodragonwyvern

3 жыл бұрын

yes~

Wholesome Moments in a Offbrand kinda Defeats the Purpose It Just wouldn't feel right (Don't take that outta context)

2:35 Sause for archiving purposes please?

If you kill a killer the number of killers remain the same So remember to always kill more than one so the K/D ratio works out

LOL Floppy Jalopy.... yea I'm definitely using this one at work xD

and that shower scene from Love is War? SHEEEEESH! That scene now makes me wish it was uncensored.

0:40 Noble nearly blinded us without even taking any button off. Imagine the power if he fully take off his shirt.

Noble mentioning his whiteness gets me here, cuz he goes outside, is more cultured than i am, yet HE is whiter... HOW?! 1:35 Twitter: And i took that personally.

2:10 There was this offbrand where i was searching for about an oni girl and a guy and...well it was offbrand but it was wholesome, a lot, i want to read it again but i forget the number.

@Sneg1rl

3 жыл бұрын

144131 no? Sorry, it's only one Oni girl story that i can think about... and i think it is wolesome.

@MegaLexur

3 жыл бұрын

No but i got it now... And now its colored 353652

I just watched a creepy video that Nuxanor posted today and got unbelievably creeped out, so hopefully Noble's video will cleanse the creepiness from my brain.

Lost pause: if I do this my whiteness will Blind you also lost pause: does a pose holding his shirt kind open BE BLIND!!!! Me: hahahaha this man is my humor energy boost at night or when I have low energy So thank you! 😊 Take care everyone and stay safe out there.

9:50 Gooood i wish it had more anime. The manga is Frieren at funeral. It's a story about what happened after happily ever after. The Demon Lord had been defeated. So what next? A solid manga. I recommend anyone to read it

7:21 By Rance, you mean Kazuma 2.0. We got three types of these guys, Kazuma, Rance, and Six.

Absolutely lobe wholesome Cultured Anime brings tears in my eyes when I see the wholesomeness😢.

you know its funny that noble mentions shana and i finished season 2 of shana yesterday lmao

One of those where you don't have to fluff to enjoy the story is Ore Tama, what an excellent and hilarious story!!

6:34 Dude's face in the corner! HE NOT PREPARED FOR DAT ! 😂😂🤣🤣

We are missing genshin memes for ice queen Eula -_-

I loved the shocker scene in how not to summon a demon lord. Also, I used to love telling girls that to see what I got they'd need a pretty expensive microscope. Lol

Noble: suggest that people read offbrand just for fluff material and will get suprised by good story in the offbrand. Me: Wait......So I have to choose between fluffing or reading story?🤔

7:03 *clears throat* "Sauce?"

6:31 The dude at the bottom left was too weak to handle it.

I wheezed at the did you stick it in yet

9:44 you know you’re a week when you instinctively read from right to left even tho it clearly makes more sense from left to right

How fuckin coincidental, it’s 3 AM as I’m watching this

Dead or alive has an industrial construction dump truck load of dlc... And i fuckin love it

0:39 *BALD, BALD, BALD, BALD* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM BLIIND* *CLOOSE THE GOD DAMN DOORS TO HEAVEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

3:37 Noble: "blonde American girl" Me who watched the offbrand and know she's actually Russian: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

@emilianoizanagi2245

2 жыл бұрын

Sauce

It's not only you Noble, but for me it's metal scraping against metal. Just thinking about it always gives me unsatisfying chills.

I get the goosebumps with chalkboards too

Finally.... the perfect time to upload... 11:00 pm.

If you wanna see offbrand-sized DLC just look at most Paradox Studios games. The DLCs are the price of a normal game, and the base games are the price of a triple A. And we (Paradox players) pay for all of them... *cries in empty wallet*

Oh this was recorded at 3am? It’s only 11:07pm here There’s a Kaguya-sama ova? Brb… I found it on KZread, noice.

4:25 just hit too fucking close to home man

@jonathangriffin7516

5 ай бұрын

Same

Maybe if I had that teacher, I’d finally be able to understand simple harmonic motion. And yes that is what that image was demonstrating.

I got up at 3 my self to see this at the top of my recommendations

The ending clip was like Charlie *Kritikal* disappearing! 😆

5:12 _insert Marine laugh_

Don't worry Noble, I get goose bumps from chalk on the chalkboard too.

Never been so fast. Also opening with yuri today

That Dwayne Johnson meme caught me off guard and I just started dying

Noble: It’s 3:00 AM~🎶 Me: it’s 3:43 AM actually

T=2×π×sqrt(L/g) T is the period of the pendulum, 2 is 2, π is π sqrt() is sqrt() L is length of the pendulum and g is gravity. And as such T is shorter when L is shorter or g is greater. But the real swinging is dependent on the D...

The wholesome, IT BURNS! 😱😱😱

3:41 actually she is Russian

You know I’m starting to like this guy

1:40 I can think of only one anime that fits that description perfectly... High School DxD It's full of ecchi but godDAMN is it heart wrenching.

God damnit the second I saw red rush face I knew there was gonna be an Invincible Logo pop up. 5:40

it says,s if u look at 3 am offbrand nagatoro will come out of no were and call u a pervert then disappear