Pinky and the Brain used this as a skit! kzread.info/dash/bejne/aamLuY9mp5e5gtY.html

@Dion1957

5 жыл бұрын

Pinky and the Brain, a very underrated comedy.

@AWRShorts

5 жыл бұрын

interestingly Welles was the main inspiration for the voice of Brain!

@SDoesNotKnow

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually The Critic, but the voice actor is the same as Brain from Pinky and the Brain.

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

I'll MAKE CHEESE for you. 😏😏😏

@potionthekhat8273

4 жыл бұрын

@@SDoesNotKnow you didn't watch the clip

Having been considered for the voice of Darth Vader, had that come to pass, the audio of George directing him and Orson re-writing dialogue would be pure gold.

@WTFisTingispingis

8 ай бұрын

"What the hell is a Darth?"

@IndyDefense

4 ай бұрын

At 0:45 it sounds like he's auditioning for Han Solo.

@pandaeyes42

3 ай бұрын

AAAH, THE FRENCH!!!

“What is it you want, in the DEPTHS of your ignorance?” that is magical and I pray I have a chance to use it one day.

@gardistkalle6234

2 ай бұрын

Me too!

Orson managed to turn a peas commercial into a nefarious plot to over-direct him.

@squatch570

3 жыл бұрын

That's a funny comment but they really WERE doing that to him. It's total bullshit. They hired the guy for his talent, let him do it and just hit record.

@MooJoo5555

2 жыл бұрын

can you imagine being his poor wife or worse having him as a father in law

@DailyMotionBetter

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PurpleLightning6was9

2 жыл бұрын

@@squatch570 No. He was just a bit of an asshole and a drunk, everyone knows this. It is completely normal to do multiple takes, sometimes for no reason other than more options.

@ProjectFlashlight612

2 жыл бұрын

He was too intelligent to do pea adverts

"You underestimate me, Mrs. Buckley. For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little farm in Lincolnshire. But now, you shall witness its DISMEMBERMENT!"

"I take directions from one person under protest, but from two, I won't sit still for it" That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

@MissKellyBean

7 жыл бұрын

That is literally the best line. Loved that bit.

@NancyDrewe

4 жыл бұрын

“One more word out of you and you go!” LoL This is just great. :)

@deanc9453

3 жыл бұрын

+

@DBeatles4Ever

3 жыл бұрын

I love that you reference Seinfeld. 😁

@seangalvin3196

3 жыл бұрын

A strong 2nd is: "what do you need? From the depths of your ignorance".

“A rich full bodied wine that’s sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now for a little magic, I shall make this wine disappear”

@johnhardman3

5 жыл бұрын

"...this dime-store swill !"

@mattomite9097

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh the French

@Dismas444

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattomite9097 AAAAaaaHHHHHHHhhhhhh The French Cham *hiccup* pagne.

@princeofcats6883

3 жыл бұрын

A place FILLED with Mrs Pelles Fish Sticks!

@the-four-seven

3 жыл бұрын

"Full of country goodness and green peaness."

"Each bowl is chock full of delicious pea-ness."

@drinkinginspanish

4 жыл бұрын

Damian 2000 oh what luck, there’s a French-FRY stuck in my beard!

@chadthomas8359

4 жыл бұрын

Rosebud frozen peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness!

@w1nch3ster1

3 жыл бұрын

@@drinkinginspanish "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins! **mister WELLES** Fine, fine, no Goblins!"

@sozaj

3 жыл бұрын

Fish sticks! Oh Yes! They're even better when you're dead!

@SuperWolsey

3 жыл бұрын

@@sozaj and raw

1:18 pouring himself a tall flute of Paul Masson and downing it in one go.

@KeyserSoze23

3 жыл бұрын

Mawuahhhh

@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears

3 жыл бұрын

'We will record no finished take..before it's time..'

I lived in Japan in the 70s and he was plugging Japanese whiskey on their TV. He could read an instruction manual for installing a toilet and he can make it sound like a literary classic

@Anon26535

2 жыл бұрын

Was that Nikka Whiskey, perennial victim of extremely awkward romanization?

@toreckman8899

4 ай бұрын

Exactly. Like AC/DC could turn the Hokey Pokey into a hard rock classic.

MWAAAAAH THE PEAS

@themega10046

8 жыл бұрын

+frenchfry01 ....AHHHHHHHHHHH! T-TheFrozenPeas hasalwaysbeenceleberatedbythatsamePeaexcellence...

@roddydykes7053

5 жыл бұрын

pootis spencer oh my god thank you

@micahphilson

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaah, Mrs. Buckley.... has always been celebrated for her green pea-ness...

@piemanpie2424

4 жыл бұрын

Does he do anything?

@lindacanapp4032

4 жыл бұрын

Full of green peaness! Oh no, that sounds awful! LOL

I love how he said “your FRIEND!” With such contempt 🤣

Notice how he goes from his basic voice and then goes into his great radio voice, it's fascinating.

I think this must be one of the most wonderful insults I've ever heard: "In the DEPTHS of your ignorance what is it you want?" xD

@LxneStxner

9 жыл бұрын

= dull life

@CoreyMCaldwell

6 жыл бұрын

iconoclast vituperations No MONEY is worth this!

@rankyrhoads2415

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Buchanan i

@jessicaamber6623

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's perfection.

@jessicaamber6623

5 жыл бұрын

@Max William Lauf LOL

“Here, under protest, is ‘Beef Burgers.’” This never gets old.

@Trig242

3 жыл бұрын

It's unbelievable! 🤣

"The right reading for this is the one I'm giving it!"

@_ilynux

2 жыл бұрын

He was correct, too.

As a recording engineer, this is a true nightmare. I greatly respect Welles but having a famous client get in your ass is always scarier than hell.

I feel like theres something to be said for the fact that even though he was doing ads for frozen peas and whatever, he still maintained that it should be read like someone was reading Shakespeare.

@DMviewerguy

2 жыл бұрын

he has a really brilliant type of grasp on presentation factor, the way he wanted to nitpick the sell of the ad by how palatable the script's wordplay is. it really is just overblown and silly and probably mostly orson drunk-petty but i feel like theres something of a point there to how fundamental pleasure is in communication, which hed probably always had a really strong/career informed stance on

@peterp2153

2 жыл бұрын

The scripts they gave him are also pretty terrible.

What follows is a terrifying journey full of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins!

"This is a lot of shit, you know that?"

Could you imagine getting old Orson Welles and Marlon Brando together on a commercial? It would take an hour for every 5 minutes of actual material produced. Does anyone else hear the giant glass of probably alcohol he pours.

@Infametheus

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that

@jonathanlee9146

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, he’s pouring a glass 🥃 of “something” 😂🤣

@Dr0dd

Жыл бұрын

more like 5 seconds of material lol

@thecheese4255

Жыл бұрын

The problem here is they likely engaged the gentleman while he was still sober

@NegroChiflado

Жыл бұрын

All they would do is argue over who is fatter.

"We're talking about them growing, and she's picked 'em."

A classic case of being over qualified for the job.

"well, I'm the engineer" is the best thing I've ever heard. "Crumb crisp coating" is my new ringtone

"This is a bunch of shit, you know that." Sums up my experience at work every day.

I love how the tape gets deeper near the end when he says "now what is it you want, in your DEPTHS of your IGNORANCE, what is it you want?" lol

@Gypsyblood777

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a demon lol

@axeman6598

Жыл бұрын

That line was checkmate.

@DellDuckfan313

Жыл бұрын

The tape's giving out at the end there

@timmy841212

9 ай бұрын

@@DellDuckfan313Yeah it was.

I dunno why, but I love the way he says "Crumb Crisp Coating".

@flannelsykes0

4 жыл бұрын

It's as if he actually tasting the cod as he attempts to say it and his mind is telling him "Not entirely sure that is correct"

@mattomite9097

4 жыл бұрын

But it’s tough on the ears

@Trig242

4 жыл бұрын

I love how he says "JEsus!"

@sabatino1977

3 жыл бұрын

I think “crisp crumb coating” is more grammatically correct. Like you would say “big green balloons” but never say “green big balloons”. There is an order to adjectives.

@happybirthday146

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabatino1977 I think I see. So, "green" and "crumb" are a fundamental category of balloon / coating, whereas "big" and "crisp" are relative, vague, less essential descriptors that are comparatively just a notch more vestigial than a more defining objective category. Something is only big or crisp in comparison to something less so. But something either factually is or is not green or comprised of crumbs, hence getting closer grammatical placement to the noun.

"There's too much directing around here."

@Shelek_Bearer

6 жыл бұрын

-the world-famous award-winning director

@vino140

4 жыл бұрын

How Orson became a sick old fart....

'One more word out of you and you go!' Yes sir.

Bwaaaaah... the Frensh Champange, has alwayz bin celebreted for its excelenze..

@lance694

3 жыл бұрын

*sexelenze

@jamesruss3715

3 жыл бұрын

wheeezehhhhhhh

@breezingby2611

3 жыл бұрын

Maaahaaa

@MrMatteNWk

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't do anything?

Yet another Animaniacs skit that went completely over my head as a kid and only makes sense decades later.

The following transcript is from Jonathan Lynn, who talked with Welles about the background behind the directors getting him for the recording: One night he told us about his voice over for Findus frozen peas. “An ad agency called and asked me to do a voice over. I said I would. Then they said would I please come in and audition. 'Audition?' I said. 'Surely to God there’s someone in your little agency who knows what my voice sounds like?' Well, they said they knew my voice but it was for the client. So I went in. I wanted the money, I was trying to finish Chimes at Midnight. I auditioned and they offered me the part! Well, they asked me to go to some little basement studio in Wardour Street to record it. I demanded payment in advance. After I'd gotten the cheque I told them 'I can’t come to Wardour Street next week, I have to be in Paris.' I told them to bring their little tape-recorder and meet me at the Georges Cinq Hotel next Wednesday at eleven am. So they flew over to Paris, came to the hotel at eleven - and were told that I had checked out the day before." He chortled happily. "I left them a message telling them to call me at the Gritti Palace in Venice. They did, and I told them to meet me there on Friday. When they got there I was gone - they found a message telling them to come to Vienna." Now he was laughing uproariously. "I made them chase me all around Europe with their shitty little tape recorder for ten days. They were sorry they made me audition."

@crappymeal

Жыл бұрын

😂

@schmeltingaccident

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a very pleasant man

@cws6493

Жыл бұрын

That states everything you need to know about Orson Welles.

@pthithic

9 ай бұрын

​@@schmeltingaccidentadvertising types aren't people.

@daxtonperry7208

8 ай бұрын

@@pthithicbut you have to remember it wasn’t the executives chasing him around. It was probably some poor interns or engineers who had to chase him everywhere.

What is it that you want, in the depths of your ignorance? Absolute gold, Orson.

Big gulp o' Paul Masson @1:26

@ekmad

8 жыл бұрын

+mph1ish m'wah the french champagne

@HowardLive

7 жыл бұрын

More like Jim Beam, such a tire fire was this studio session...

@mattm3729

7 жыл бұрын

...HEdohsinDoehnythin?

@lhooq27

7 жыл бұрын

Ferrrmennntedinabottle...

@fifthera

6 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh...the FRENCH - ( cut!!!!)

"One more word from you, and you go!" Lol, Orson Welles is such a boss that he doesn't need to be behind the camera to direct.

Surely, Orson must be thinking . . . My goodness, how did I get to this point where I'm drunkenly pedaling ads--Christ--I MADE CITIZEN KANE IN MY 20s!!

@lordhokagex

4 жыл бұрын

Matt M you

@DarksaberForce

4 жыл бұрын

Hollywood wants money guys over talented artists.

@scottmoore1614

4 жыл бұрын

So sad.

@justcody4615

3 жыл бұрын

That's why actually. Citizen Kane lampooned the wrong member of the Hearst media dynasty and it cost him his entire career.

@teller1290

3 жыл бұрын

@@justcody4615 he didn't have good work after that movie?

Hearing this makes me want to see the finished commercials.

@kiwitrainguy

Жыл бұрын

This doesn't include these commercials but it'll keep you going until you find them (if they're out there) - kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqR8yLijf8ipk5M.html

@toomanyaccounts

6 ай бұрын

look online for Orson Welles actually finished those Findus frozen food commercials

4:40 - “Here under protest is Beefburgers...'We know a little place in the american far west where charlie briggs chops up the finest prairie fed beef and tastes…’ thisssisalotof shitt you know that…” ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So many great lines in this clip, like "The right reading is the one I am giving it at the moment" 5:25 🤣

_IN_ July I am watching this video

From the Wikipedia Article about this recording: Jonathan Lynn, who acted in Welles's film of The Merchant of Venice made between 1969 and 1970, recalled being told about the recording session by Welles: One night [Welles] told us about his voice over for Findus frozen peas. “An ad agency called and asked me to do a voice over. I said I would. Then they said would I please come in and audition. 'Audition?' I said. 'Surely to God there’s someone in your little agency who knows what my voice sounds like?' Well, they said they knew my voice but it was for the client. So I went in. I wanted the money, I was trying to finish Chimes at Midnight. I auditioned and they offered me the part! Well, they asked me to go to some little basement studio in Wardour Street to record it. I demanded payment in advance. After I'd gotten the cheque I told them 'I can’t come to Wardour Street next week, I have to be in Paris.' I told them to bring their little tape-recorder and meet me at the Georges Cinq Hotel next Wednesday at eleven am. So they flew over to Paris, came to the hotel at eleven - and were told that I had checked out the day before." He chortled happily. "I left them a message telling them to call me at the Gritti Palace in Venice. They did, and I told them to meet me there on Friday. When they got there I was gone - they found a message telling them to come to Vienna." Now he was laughing uproariously. "I made them chase me all around Europe with their shitty little tape recorder for ten days. They were sorry they made me audition."

@alimmali2009

Жыл бұрын

Damn I hope he rots in hell

I've faced having to read crap written for print for an audio commercial, and this is exactly the stuff I say to myself as I read it.

"What?! I don't have time for this, I got a fish stick commercial in an hour...ah, what the hell. I need the money".

What can you say? The man was a master storyteller and as his work was representative of his talent he wanted every word to be perfect. It's part of what made him such a great artist.

"It's just idiotic if you'll forgive me for saying so." Ahahahahaha

4:55 "This is a lot of shit, you know that." Caption for the photo.

This is frickin hilarious lmao. 'Get me a jury to show me you can say that and I'll go down on you.'

The directors sound like complete welcome mats, and Orson Welles walks all over them. It's as hilarious as it is brutal.

@Seargent363

7 жыл бұрын

Even the best had a hard time dealing with Welles.

@NightRanger77

7 жыл бұрын

The GOAT Welles could do as he damn well pleased

@samattos1

7 жыл бұрын

jw870206 does he sound like someone you want to say 'no' to?

@king_big_pp

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, its Orson Welles and they're directors for a commercial about frozen peas. Of course they're intimidated!

@antennawilde

5 жыл бұрын

@@king_big_pp They were intimidated but still pests. They should have STFU and let him read the copy the way he wanted to. It was like a couple of high school drama coaches telling Marlon Brando how to act.

Paul Hunt played this audio for me about 1985. He told me he was the audio engineer. Orson always used his own audio engineer and Paul was that guy. This recording came from Paul's personal collection. He also showed me footage from a lost, last film by Orson. Paul told me many stories over a bottle of whiskey. So when "The Other Side of the Wind" came out I had to see it. There was Paul's name with sound credit. So I guess Paul told me the truth. Thanks Paul Hunt.

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@charlescameron6017

3 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing he recorded this and kept the recordings because no one would believe this if he would venture to tell them that this is what Orson Welles did.

@punishedsnake6141

2 жыл бұрын

Uh..thats weird because Orson asks him "who the hell are you?" And the man replies, "Im the engineer." So it seems as if Orson does not know the engineer.

@effyiew7318

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like you might be more familiar with Paul's brother, Mike.

@MrShinnickNeth

2 жыл бұрын

@@punishedsnake6141 Yeah, I don't think they were the usual guys he dealt with because he insults both of them (calling them pests).

“Orson Welles Annihilates a Bowl of Frozen Peas”

Hilarious ending, with him storming out. "No money is worth this!"

@professorpenne9962

3 жыл бұрын

but he did come back just to get a handful of frozen peas for the road

@enricosanchez894

3 жыл бұрын

@@professorpenne9962 Mrs. Buckley will sell no pea before its time.

@frankdiscussion2069

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! I love that! LEGEND!

@enricosanchez894

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankdiscussion2069 John Candy did a nice reenactment of this. kzread.info/dash/bejne/fGqCmqN9dKfZYM4.html

@DarksaberForce

Жыл бұрын

@@professorpenne9962 And also found a French fry in his beard. What luck.

"Who the hell are you anyway?" XD

@Trig242

4 жыл бұрын

"ah well I'm the engineer."

@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears

3 жыл бұрын

'Doesn't he do anything?'.

@adrielsebastian5216

2 жыл бұрын

@@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears "Eh..sorry, cut!"

@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears

2 жыл бұрын

'Mwahaaaaaaaa...'

Think if you were the director, and you are being torn down by one of the most legendary actors/directors ever, and it's all over fucking frozen peas.... Talk about a bad day.

Wonderful. I could listen to this for hours. Everything he says is true and makes sense.

I just love it when that set of actors with the "voice of God" curse and insult. Welles, Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, let them curse up a storm and say the meanest shit they can think of, and I'll sit here and watch and laugh my ass off all day.

@mattm3729

7 жыл бұрын

That's a wearying one ... UNREWARDING.

@DTD110865

6 жыл бұрын

You should add John Facenda and Don LaFontaine to that list.

@Kyavata

4 жыл бұрын

Shatner is my favorite, check his out too

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of James Earl Jones, Orson Welles was almost the voice of Darth Vader.

@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 'We'll laserize no planet, before it's time...'

Whenever I need a good laugh, this is perfect. Thanks Orson for your endurance.

Mr. Welles pioneering the ASMR with the liquor bottle.

"Can I see Mrs Rodgers for a minute please?" "Under protest!" Guy was hilarious 😂

@mattm3729

7 жыл бұрын

Still wondering who Mrs. Rodgers is

@pod831

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattm3729 Fred Rodger's wife

@Nano0k

Жыл бұрын

@@mattm3729 You don’t want to know.

"Rosebud...Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit." -Orson Welles.

@ninab.4540

8 ай бұрын

The Critic joke

@ShamrockNRoller

8 ай бұрын

@@ninab.4540 Yeah, good catch.

2:37 When he says "Yes," he sounds exactly like the Brain. LaMarche really got his impression right.

Orson's right. It was bad copy.

Mwaaaaaah the peas. Celebrated everywhere for it's frozenness.

Mr. Welles has a very impressive voice. I love listening to this as well. It's just...weird in a way.

Howard Stern played this for years and years beginning in the late '80's, as well as the Shatner and Kasem outtakes. They never get old.

4:54 is gold, you can hear the incredulity in his voice 😂

"Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'in July' and I'll go down on you." WTF?

@SilasMortimer

8 жыл бұрын

+Randy Bailin It's sarcasm.

@ogami1972

8 жыл бұрын

Few, if any, have known the unbelievable pleasure of Orson's oral services. Most don't even qualify for the sounds of "slurp...slurp....I love this penis...yes!....Always!" They can only hope to hear these erotically zealous statements in their drunken dreams...we true orson-knights know that his repulsiveness will be far outwieghed by his cuddliness....we hope....

@pod831

8 жыл бұрын

Orson Welles proposed a court trial in which he must suck dick if he loses.

@LordPyro25

7 жыл бұрын

Spiritgumm Is that just a theory, or did your friend actually figure out the names of those two people and research them?

@LordPyro25

7 жыл бұрын

It's a possibility. Though personally, I think it's more likely he was just pissed off and putting emphasis on that word for no particular reason.

In a better place now.... A place filled with Mrs. Pell's fish sticks!

"Mrs. Pell's frozen peas. Mmm... Oh, YES! They're even better when you're dead!" -Orson Wells, _The Critic_

"You don't know what i'm up against". LOLOLOLOL! Geez, Orson, it's a frozen peas commercial.

@RKroese

3 жыл бұрын

Know then, they couldn't even get such a simple thing right. Slay em with the tongue I say!

@karimblix4378

2 жыл бұрын

Crumb Crisp Coating

By the end of this recording, the Paul Mason wine we hear him pouring and chugging at 1:18 has kicked in hard!

"in the _depths_ of your ignorance, what is it you want?" shit i'm gonna have to use that one later

Hearing him pouring the booze between frustrated outbursts is flooring me.

"What is it you want, in the depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?"

You can really see where Maurice LaMarche got the inspiration for The Brain here. YES!

This dudes voice was just fucking amazing!!!!

John Candy did him so well. A perfect imitation.

@peterp2153

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. ALWAYS! move your camera!

I'll admit it, Pinky and the Brain brought me here.

@TheAtlasReview

9 жыл бұрын

Echoboomer1987 Nostalgia Critic, or just coincidence?

@EchoBoomer1987

9 жыл бұрын

Both, I've been here before the NC reading how the voice actor got into character but I came back to revisit after his review.

@summerlspicer8045

7 жыл бұрын

Echoboomer1987 Same because I didn't understand what was going on haha 😂

@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine my shock to learn that Orson Welles was, in fact, a genetically altered lab mouse! Egad!

@brettknoss486

6 жыл бұрын

Or do you mean The Critic?

I'd have sat down with Mr. Welles, found him a drink and allowed all the editing he wanted; what fun that would have been.

@crispyfrostings9620

2 жыл бұрын

I think Orsons got himself a drink already lol

Sometimes we're influenced by people not just to do certain things, but also to _not_ do certain other things as well. Case in point, this tape of Orson Welles influenced me to _not_ be difficult to work with directors when I voice act (like arguing and not complying with certain directions). He's still one of my favorites though.

@sirkowski

8 жыл бұрын

and not working drunk.

@JacobMKeeneAKADrPepperKing

8 жыл бұрын

sirkowski Oh yeah, that too.

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

He’s inspired me to trust my instincts and retain my artistic integrity.

@InsideOutAnus

2 жыл бұрын

@@athecheat good luck with that

@TheDieselbutterfly

Жыл бұрын

@@athecheat what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

"I take direction from just one person, and under protest..." Is one of the great quotes of all-time

Well, he actually WAS a genius!

"give me a jury and show me ow your can say in july and ill go down on you" lol 2:50

@Trytocookthis

9 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@MichaelTims

5 жыл бұрын

@Sammy Reed I'm taking it but I'm turning into..... "and I'll let you go down me" still gay but less gay

@MkeKen67

5 жыл бұрын

@Sammy Reed - ha, whatever you want to believe. It was already a "dirty phrase" when he made the commercial. You show me where anyone used "go down on you" to mean "defeat soundly," and I'll let you flog me with a wet noodle.

@Astrithor

4 жыл бұрын

I'll...make cheese for you

@wrlord

3 жыл бұрын

@Sammy Reed Bullshit. It meant just what it means now.

PRICELESSLY hilarious audio clip! Thanks a million, for uploading this...! ;-)

Such a kind and patient man.

4:08 This is a very wearying one, it's unpleasant to read. Unrewarding.

"...I'll go down on you." hahaha

"...This is a lot of sh*t you know that..."

*YES, ALWAYS!*

Thank you for posting this so long ago. Honestly thought I would never here it.

What is a Gonk?

@AdrianMendoza23

9 жыл бұрын

Ben Lane "Can I see Mrs. Rodgers"

@SaltpeterTaffy

9 жыл бұрын

Ben Lane It's kind of like a narf but from outside.

@BenHLaneMusic

9 жыл бұрын

Ragonk!!!

@shmuli9

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Lane I'm surprised the director used the term "gonk". It's SO 60s.

@themega10046

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Lane A bang from outside.

Man, Orson should've lived longer. Imagine a 95 year old cranky Welles cracking on the Internet and trying to make sense of social media and KZread.

You gotta feel for the guys on the other side of the recording booth. They probably went into the frozen peas and foods industry to avoid this kind of stress.

@01What10

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha! And this was the first job they were given... Looks like it's time to find a different career.

Poor orson wells, doing some bullsh!t commercial for a few bucks. I feel you man.

It must be a special kind of hell to write, direct, and star in the greatest film of all time at age 25, and then spend the next 60 years growing surer and surer that it really is all downhill from there. Every single statement he makes on this tape translates to, "Snow peas? I'm Orson f*cking Welles!"

@CoolGobyFish

Жыл бұрын

Well, his ego grew even bigger than his size. He could have spent his time teaching at a university or working as a commercial director. But he chose to become a 400 pound drunk, doing frozen peas commercials.

Mr. Welles is a legend.

Had no idea when Animaniacs did this skit with Pinky & the Brain that it was a legit thing.

What is a gonk, do you mind telling me?

@mattm3729

7 жыл бұрын

"... a bang from outside"

@megelizabeth9492

6 жыл бұрын

Like A Narf but from the Outside

@MonkeyMan01

5 жыл бұрын

He's our lord and savior, with mighty talons and jaws of power. We follow the raptor loa no matter the enemy we face. Unless it's a hunter. Or a paladin. Or another druid. Or basically any other class, BUT STILL, we shall praise our lord Gonk, the raptor god.

@JBSauce

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattm3729 " 'A bang from outside.' Hmph."

@Valerie_Valor116

4 жыл бұрын

@@JBSauce Orson Welles: *proceeds to pour a glass of what can only be assumed to be French champagne*

'' In the Depths Of Your Ignorance." Classic Orson.

Impossible! Meaningless!

"this is a lot of SHIT, you know that. YOU WANT ONE MORE?!"