The "race driver" at the end was the worst..I lost 20% of my IQ watching him block the road on a blind corner

@sometimesidreamaboutcheese

3 жыл бұрын

And I wanna say these teammates of three white Porsches made an excellent work to maximum avoid any contact in this stupidly dangerous situation!

@epeli0035

3 жыл бұрын

@@FADHsquared I think I saw his rear wheel twisted a bit

@brokeafengineerwannabe2071

3 жыл бұрын

@Dacia Sandero guys *cough* mazepin *cough*

@thechumpsbeendumped.7797

3 жыл бұрын

He should be banned for life for that. What a nimrod!

@thechumpsbeendumped.7797

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokeafengineerwannabe2071 That’s what I’m worried about with Monaco coming up this weekend. He could cause absalute chaos if he’s on his usual form.

1:10 Imagine driving through a blind corner at high speed and getting your body cut in half by an opened rental truck.

@Skullair313

3 жыл бұрын

That's the way to go

@GuzziHeroV50

3 жыл бұрын

Horrid thoughts of Maria de Villota come to mind :/

@voornaam3191

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you think this is not a GP track anymore? Not dangerous enough! Nothing happens here! Just a road!

@micahhurst8986

2 жыл бұрын

Death Race 2022! Coming to Nurburgring soon! Special guest Announcer is Roger Corman the director of Death Race 2000. 😁

Imagine driving all the way from some far flung country to do a lap of the most famous racetrack on earth....Then getting stuck behind a coach.

@frombrum

3 жыл бұрын

could have been worse if it was the hearse, or a caravan

@brittenv1000

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine crashing and trying to get back to the far flung place

@jonny5777

3 жыл бұрын

Germany

@Philobert

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong for being on the track with any regular vehicle. Everyone pays the same per round. It's the Touristenfahrten, not an exclusive track reserved for track tool.

@AnonYmous-hu7jo

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine getting stuck behind Range/Land Rovers, and when they realize their square garbage is slow af,they brake check😂.

2:15 Good to see he removed the dead weight.. that’s smart track thinking 👌🏼

@gyula6516

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@lemmontree1

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@teeter_1253

3 жыл бұрын

i love this

@juanordonezgalban2278

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@Shifftee

3 жыл бұрын

You're going to hell

That last one....

@jonathanpowell1470

3 жыл бұрын

An Audi driver.... typical

@czechio

3 жыл бұрын

audiot

@JPIndustrie

3 жыл бұрын

same in forza and gran turismo as in real life

@pb6198

3 жыл бұрын

Willful negligence, I'd be giving the repair bill to him

@ex4mple69

3 жыл бұрын

what a fucking pillock???

2:52 That sticker should only be half the circuit

1:47 Well, that's definitely Touristenfahrten xD

@LeViIain

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually what F1 2021 will look like

@michaellavery4899

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds a bit rude.

@Akyomi777

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeViIain haha true

That guy servicing his vehicle in the middle of the race track was funny. 😂

@Instinktjagd

Жыл бұрын

when you change your game settings mid match

2:52 this must be the first time I've ever seen a BMW use turn lights

@marcheauxfruits6584

3 жыл бұрын

but not the first time I've seen a crashed BMW ;)

@brotherscro

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcheauxfruits6584 Every Nurburgring Clip I watch 99% crashed cars are BMW's lol

@cirno9356

3 жыл бұрын

thats actually warning signs lights , when you turn it on , all 4 blinking to let others see soemthings wrong

The race driver with teh R8 is a real hero....

@ferrumignis

3 жыл бұрын

You spelled zero wrongly :D

@BMWe306

3 жыл бұрын

@@ferrumignis Right :D i forgot it :D

The Fiat with the weird back wheels is a 3rd party mod you can have done. It counts as a 3 wheeler and includes an engine downgrade so you can drive it at 16.

@gravitydood1554

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'll just pay more money to downgrade my car I bought. Big brain time.

@chrissugg968

3 жыл бұрын

@@gravitydood1554 it lets you drive it on the road a year earlier.

@kevinperron5767

3 жыл бұрын

Haha wtf

Now that I know it is possible, my corpse will be taking a lap...

my IQ was lowered so hardly... i'm glad you put the TOP on top to remember what way to turn my head to look at the screen!

@maxaffe3195

2 жыл бұрын

hardly? bro...

Endlich normale Menschen 🤓❗😂‼️

@user-by7ee7bz1w

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Gerhard ;)

@RookieCodCinema

3 жыл бұрын

"Leute" wärs gewesen^^

2:48 That's the first time I've seen a bmw with it's blinker on!

My IQ succesfully lowered! Thanks!

@sludge4125

3 жыл бұрын

This video puts me in negative territory. 🤪🤪🤪

That hearse had “stiff” suspension.

A limousine and a hearse on the Nurburgring- my long time wish has become truth.

Coaches/minibuses are common (or at least they used to be), it is a public road most of the time - you definitely need your wits about you on every lap, can be deeply unpredictable. But come on, the Limo 😂👍totally valid!

Mega Video was hab ich gelacht 😂😂😂 Muss es geben 💪🏼

3:31 🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Driving fast cars with slow brains is always going to end badly😂😂😂

0:14 'Park it on the apex' - Hallmark of any good defensive driver lol

@qtluna7917

2 жыл бұрын

Given that it's a public road that is the "right" spot to "park". Could he have moved onto the grass, yeah, maybe. Maybe he thought that would make towing it harder. Maybe the car stalled completely and he didn't think of driving onto the grass in shock. The real problem is, that you are not supposed to try to fix your car. If it breaks down, it has to be towed off the Ring and you aresupposed to go behind the barrier.

@timocallaghan4408

2 жыл бұрын

@@qtluna7917 on the publuc road to macdonalds maybe.. but this is the nordschleife. Yes it's technically a toll road, but come on

@qtluna7917

2 жыл бұрын

@@timocallaghan4408 Yes, which means everything applies, plus additional rules. They even reiterate StVO §3, drivers have to adjust their speed to, among other things, visibility. Additionally any dangerous area (which a stalled/broken car would be considered) has a speed limit of 50 kph and an overtaking ban. In short: drivers have to be able to break, should an obstacle occure, and, as long as there is a stationary car anywhere between the barriers, are limited to 50 kph and are not allowed to overtake. Now tell me again, why you need a clear racing line at that point. If you really want to be all like "that kills the fun", I wish you best of luck in your future. May you never cause an accident.

Love the bus

It should be called Nurburgring bloopers and clowns 😂

Great video, but i missed a clip. The one where a guy is standing next to barrier (on the track) and almost gets hit by a sliding car

Most honest video title in ages 👍

The Video made me smile 4 minutes

A friend of mine,a very talented driver,( he held the lap record at Brands Hatch indy)wanted to hire an M3 and do Nurburgring. I have done trackdays,karting,rallying. We are both experienced drivers I said no......you can see why!

I knew there is something odd about that fiat 500 as soon as I saw it but couldn't understand what until the view point changed. 1 question: ... What for???

@TheMetroidGamer

3 жыл бұрын

its quite simple. There is a certain "hole" in the german road traffic regulations. With a "narrow" rear axle like this, you are allowed to drive the car with the A1 Licence, because its technically a light tricycle. So you have the benefits and safety of car with the age of only 16 (in some states only 15!). These Fiat 500 are called "Ellenator" named after the inventor Wenzl Ellenrieder. The are choked off to 20HP and only get to about 120km/h, or 74mph. You can pick a brand new one up for about 18.000.

@ArtemLokhovitskiy

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMetroidGamer thanks a lot for the info! I would never get to it myself. I thought it was just another crazy useless project but turned out it's a whole underground industry of law walk-around abusement :)

@rae2-j

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMetroidGamer i wanted to write "they were so much concerned about if they could, they didnt think if they should" but now with your explanation i know, they knew exactly why they should.

that went from last to first man really fast!

Now I know, bmw has to crash for the blinkers to work. Because they don't work out in traffic.

haha the translation of the telephone call :D loool

1:45 when the word Touristenfahrten becomes too literal

I'd say my brain looks just about like that after watching the last one.

Every BMW I see lowers my IQ enough.

Vor dem Umzug erstmal mit dem Avis Truck über die Schleife . So und nicht anders ....🤣🤣🤣

I think I've had encounters with those drivers on interstate 75 in Florida!

the only thing that lowered my iq was tryin to understand why some of those clips where even in here......

@Madhuntr

3 жыл бұрын

@Ground Hog well you just proved that your iq was actually lowered through this vid. Leaving the turn signal on? Left side is smashed so the turn signal on the left side CANT WORK its the warning blinkers. And i said SOME clips, when its actually most of them. So yeah you are actually proof that the title is somewhat correct.

the last audiot

That last clip will NEVER be topped

that last one... omg... xD

The hearse picking up the leftover bits.

I'm not quite dumb enough, so I'l watch a few more of these. The music, a variation on Prokofiev's dance of the knights?

@michaellavery4899

3 жыл бұрын

You must be so clever.

02:28 This is not a Bulgarian license plate. o_O

The limousine was pretty dope, wasn’t the first one on the track

Bei der letzten Szene frage ich mich "Wo war der Posten"? Warscheinlich wieder mit nem Kaffee am. Quatschen

Long way home to Bulgaria 😉😉

I wonder if the R8 guy was penalized by the stewards and forced to pay the damage on those GT4s...

@lands3r

3 жыл бұрын

you sign a paper before you can drive that it is all on your own risk

@PedroPioLopes

3 жыл бұрын

@@lands3r What if it's a race or something like that ? I've heard of that, but only for the open trackday

@Ericobab

3 жыл бұрын

@@PedroPioLopes If it is a race, shit happens. You are responsible for the damages on your own car

@PedroPioLopes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ericobab well, I guess...

@lands3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@PedroPioLopes good question on the other hand i rewatched it and there was like no one coming in the moment he went on the road and they go pretty quick there and those cars have a very smal steering angle what should he have done i think standing stil was still the best option i just think the 2,3 car are unlucky because they cant see soon enuf he is standing there

3:33 not sure who's dumber, the audi driving out like that or the porsches not slowing down on a yellow flag.

@S3Mi87

3 жыл бұрын

You serious? Audi is the only dumbass here. Porsches didn't do anything wrong except for being in a wrong place at a wrong time. You can clearly see the tyre marks left by locked brakes of all Porsches, how is that not slowing down? Also take into account the fact that later two Porsches had their vision limited by first one.

@bluevayero7269

3 жыл бұрын

Both equally dumb.

I wish it would be longer : D

My IQ got lower. And my brain got... Hey, where's my brain ??!

Limo was cool af

"long way home to bulgaria" XDDDD

I like how the video is 4:04 long, the number of "ERROR"

The Limo made me laugh!

You know one of those guys was like but I practiced on the sim for like two laps!

@auroraspace2392

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt it, anyone that's driven the nords on a sim for their first two laps will know how hard it is, I could barely do it years ago with a shitty fwd hatch and now I can lap with a guitar hero guitar, but it took years to learn it.

1:18 SILLY PPL CHALLENGE! US PPL: Hold my beer!

ok, what's the lap times on that bus? enquiring minds want to know.

@dan66353

3 жыл бұрын

probably a 7:30 lmaoo

most of these were just normal everyday things from what I have seen over the years.

interesting to see that bmw actually has blinkers..or are that only aftercrash accessory..

3:33 omg wtf was he thinking

Do you have another video to tune IQ up?

Gràcies per el vídeo!!! Salutacions des de Mallorca Bros!!! Alobiuu Willy Boom!!!

Das war aber ein schöner Krämer- Bus ♡

That guy with the cone: "Weight reduction yo"

Bei der Musik werde ich aggressiv

I'm not ashamed to say that I clicked just to lower my IQ.

Bold of you to assume this video can lower a single digit

This hurt my brain

I love the hearse - it should be a thing when you die - the entire service has to do a lap of the track behind it and see if old Auntie Mildred can keep up in her 1.1 Nissan Micra

2:33 he went so fast his hood poped back on him

@ravendethshadow

3 жыл бұрын

Or he didn't make sure to check it was latched. Someone I know did that with their '69 charger when they were younger. Needless to say, the hood/bonnet was folded over the roof of their car, and their windshield was totally smashed. Always check the latches, then double check. Then, check again. One nice thing about the 80s bmws is the hood/bonnet hinges from the front rather than the back.

1:08 darwin award

3:32, i must stop the porsches!

Weiß jemand von wem das Lied ist?

3:35 „when you try your best but you don‘t sucede“🙈

most of these are just people having fun...

Gotta admit, some of these spoof racers cracked me up.

I think I've injured my brain watching that "race" driver

In place of those drivers at the end i would find that audi guy and make a handmade piece of art out of his face.

@:28 typical Brit. “Not my country, I’ll leave my trash wherever…”

2:53 the rare BMW with optional blinkers. That guy must be loaded

3 : 30 typical Assetto Corsa move , nearly 90 % of all drivers do this in the game , or even in reallife xD Shame on ya all !!!

the only thing im still waiting for in these vids is one of those big trucks who are only allowed to drive at night when the road gets closed especially for them because they are too big

1:45 how is the fastet lap with a bus?

I want to see some genius in a McLaren Senna going around the 'Ring backwards. That would be fun.

No me kanso de eskuxarlo!!! Saludos de Mallorka Bros!!! Alobiuu Willy-boom!!!

Ouff, das schmerzt doch erheblich.

idk the limo and the tricycle fiat thing are pretty ok tho

Thx for making me dumb asf

At least they are having fun. Standing next to the track filming "stupid" things is the real dumb thing...

how do i type in the commentes

Bold of you to assume my iq was over 100 to start with. I are not always the smarts

Whats the music?

Guy at the end u fr!?

1/3 to half of clips don't belong to the name of the video. What's wrong with going on the track with an unusual car, which technical condition was successfully checked at the entry? Or waving to the spectators and cameras, if you are a passenger?

Did the Avis truck collect the dead beat deads?

K partida de kulo, eres el puxx Ídolo!!!

ok, you gave us a fair warning....

And thats why i just dont wanna drive there 🤣