"Where the fuck am i getting shot dude!?" Ah yeah a true Vietnam's veteran ptsd experience

@symphinitystugiii3476

2 жыл бұрын

*The Tree Moved*

@elongated_musket6353

2 жыл бұрын

*The Bushes Moved*

@ryaniko94brglowingkitty68

2 жыл бұрын

@@elongated_musket6353 Roses are red. Violets are blue. It looked like a normal squad patrolling. Now the whole florest is suddenly shooting at you.

@hopesaa1951

2 жыл бұрын

stop showing my spot in the trees

@natsoy1786

Жыл бұрын

*THE FLOOR MOVED*

Nano is probably the first person I come to for war crimes and hearing someone sing fortunate son

@Poniculus3357

2 жыл бұрын

It aint me i aint senators son son some folks are born silver spoon in hand lord dont they help themselfs

@jakobmeathead

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poniculus3357 But when the taxman come to the door Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no

@cinemahorizon5109

2 жыл бұрын

Some folks are born made to wave the flag Hoo, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no furtunate one, no Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord? But when the taxman come to the door Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no Yeah-yeah, some folks inherit star-spangled eyes Hoo, they send you down to war, Lord And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?" Hoo, they only answer, "More, more, more, more" It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no military son, son, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, one It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no It ain't me, it ain't me...

@FloppyPankake

2 жыл бұрын

Dude look up zanny he is also an experienced war criminal

@fakiAZer

2 жыл бұрын

IT AINT ME IT AINT ME

Let us all remember that no matter what game call of duty releases, Vanguard will always remain as the worst game they ever released. The story, inaccuracys, it all sucks.

@afterhours1337

2 жыл бұрын

I thought CoD: Ghost was the worst.

@rainztk

2 жыл бұрын

@@afterhours1337 people have been going on a nostalgia trip and started switching up

@ryon5174

2 жыл бұрын

@@afterhours1337 we said the same thing about Infinite Warfare until people appreciated the campaign better - buuut I don’t think we would all agree when it comes to Vanguard any time soon Man it’s just like Sledgehammer hasn’t made anything very well received after Advanced Warfare at all

@A_Toastonawhiteplate

2 жыл бұрын

what about Ghost?

@vitato

2 жыл бұрын

@@afterhours1337 honestly I might be fuckin weird but I actually had fun playing Ghost. Also multiplayer wasn't horrible from what I remember. Vanguard is much worse than that, even if Ghost was the worst until then.

I remember hearing that Cold War was forced to release a year early because Sledgehammer at the time didn't have their game ready which forced both Treyarch and Infinity Ward to donate some developers their way. That's why Vanguard has nothing but reused assets. Sound effects from WW2, Gameplay from MW (19) and zombies from Cold War. It's also why Cold War felt unfinished when it was released.

@ZeroOne-mp1qe

2 жыл бұрын

and yet they still had a great campaign in terms of the story. meanwhile vanguard with their dumpster fire.

@jacaredosvudu1638

2 жыл бұрын

And they STILL made a better game than Vanguard

@superjames312

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacaredosvudu1638 Not hard to do...

@alicorn3924

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacaredosvudu1638 even BO3 and BO4 are just a tad bit better than the sh*tshow Vanguard is

@ShinCadian27th

2 жыл бұрын

@@alicorn3924 Forget that, even Call of Duty Mobile is better than Vanguard

nano singing fortunate son while firing out of helicopter is what we all need in our lives

"But thats illegal we have to ask to surrender fir-" *Remembers he's a CIA agent fighting terrorists*

@Hamun002

2 жыл бұрын

every word after "agent" is superfluous.

@selectionn

2 жыл бұрын

*remembers he's a CIA agent >insert any activity at all here irregardless of legality fixed it

@MathijsBuster

2 жыл бұрын

What they're doing in this video would all be highly illegal anyway. The CIA has no jurisdiction in Berlin/Amsterdam. If they'd want to fight terrorists on those grounds they'd have to cooperate with the local police forces, but instead they shoot a poor German soldier just doing his job at 15:40 in the video. Stuff like that would *not* be good for international relations.

@unoriginalcontent237

2 жыл бұрын

@@MathijsBuster poor German? he probably sentenced so many people to re-education camps because they wanted to have a better life in the West

@throwfascistsintopits3062

2 жыл бұрын

"Terrorists"

“One burst, five kills” Proceeds to empty the entire mag

@Preussenpenner

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's technically one burst

Lets just all appreciate the fact that east german border guards are using west german MP5s….

@LAHFaust

2 жыл бұрын

Interestingly, the stasi did have MP5s and even HK33s.

@erendoggo1807

Жыл бұрын

probably stole them like how the soviets stole german technology after ww2

@miquelescribanoivars5049

Жыл бұрын

@@LAHFaust I mean they were the Stasi, those I imagine, were for covered operations .

@LAHFaust

Жыл бұрын

@@miquelescribanoivars5049 they were issued to Diensteinheit IX,which was basically a DDR copy of GSG-9.

@scarlettNET

Жыл бұрын

I mean if I were an East German I'd absolutely use an MP5 just bc they're such good guns

"we could use your firsthand knowledge--" "THEY WERE IN THE TREES!"

One thing I love is that vanguard has universally lowered the bar for CoD. Even Ghosts is considered a better campaign now, because at least it's amusingly insane, and has a cute doggo in it, instead of just plain awful like vanguard.

@cursedgaraged5801

2 жыл бұрын

ghosts didnt try to be accurate to anything, had a pretty cool concept

@thesaviordj1987

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Ghosts was pretty good to begin with

@convolutedpeppercorn1078

2 жыл бұрын

I actually really enjoyed Ghosts (campaign). It was definitely an experience

@sovietfederation9738

2 жыл бұрын

@@convolutedpeppercorn1078 especially how instead of having a zombies mode it had an aliens mode

@TheGoggengames

2 жыл бұрын

@@sovietfederation9738 Even though that mode only had 1 map I still got some enjoyment out of it back in the day.

8:30 Chalk one: "Aproching the Village now" Nano: " Village? Where?!" Barrivel of the MG that Nanos using: *BRRRRRRRRRR*

Nano when he gets close to explosions “I think we’re too close to the napalm” explodes

Can we just appreciate that we finally get a full auto M16

@predatorjunglehunter7332

2 жыл бұрын

the original Blops and Blops 2 also had full auto M16´s in their campaigns...

@charlieduncan3367

2 жыл бұрын

only in campaign which sucks they should have put it in multiplayer aswell

@angrywhale3545

2 ай бұрын

@@charlieduncan3367 it was in BO1 multiplayer as the Commando, in BO2 the M27 sorta counts since it's based on an AR-15

“You guys are Americans you have rules” Nano - “rules? We have rules”

"a village? whe-" **starts shooting at EVERYTHING** idk, pretty historically accurate for me.

@juanpecina7953

Жыл бұрын

Dude fr I was thinking the same thing

@KincaidCalder-vn6bo

Жыл бұрын

There can’t be hostiles in the village if there is no village

I am but a simple man - I see Nano, I click

@mcdonnelldouglasf-4ephanto607

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@kahel5820

2 жыл бұрын

So there is more of us simple persons

@cowbel_warrior7178

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@gamingwolf6735

2 жыл бұрын

same

@jacksonlee6760

2 жыл бұрын

A good way to go about doing things

I just gotta wonder what those guard's reactions were to finding a trunk full of baked goods in that man's car

@welkingunther5417

5 ай бұрын

"Wha- what's even the procedure for this?"

Every FPS ever: _"They have a lot of jeeps."_ 16:23 As someone who visited West Germany several times in the early '80s, I can testify to the authenticity of the giant pretzels and OG Doritios.

Cold War actually did a really good job with the campaign and zombies, and the multiplayer isn’t as infuriating as some of the others because you’re encouraged to constantly be on the move.

@sus2956

Жыл бұрын

I liked zombiest

@unpapelcascaron7463

Жыл бұрын

@@sus2956 so true

@pratapsahoo63

Ай бұрын

yeah, atleast better than vanguard

Wow he really changed the title after the MWIII vid

@retardedpineapple9461

8 ай бұрын

no its the same title

@fantastick00l11

8 ай бұрын

​@@retardedpineapple9461 lol but hey at least they don't make you play warzone in the campaign

i just bought cold war, im so happy seeing nano playing it!

I think it’s cool how they made silence weapons still have a reasonably loud sound, like it may not sound ENTIRELY like a gunshot, but if somebody was experienced enough with firearms or combat they could tell it was silenced weapon. edit: honestly this game doesn’t seem too inappropriate (then again it’s a nano video so) cuz like all it seems like is just: swearing and pew pew pew pew pew haha bomb go brrrrrr

5:50 So, on one hand, it's a little weird to still hear the guy finish his sentence after being blasted in the head. On the other hand, I appreciate that the subtitles didn't reveal that the character was going to be interrupted. Every time I see someone's sentence ending with a- It kind of ruins the surprise for me. Naturally, I can just turn subtitles off, but as someone who lives in a... let us say *'noisy'* household, sometimes these subtitles are the best way for me to actually understand what I would have otherwise missed. Ultimately, I would like to see more subtitles in shows and games that played like they weren't about to be interrupted.

@Iamnotaspy.

Жыл бұрын

PERSEUS WILL WATCH THE WEST BHURGHHG

"I'll have two numba nines, a numba nine large, a numba six with extra dip, a numba seven, two numba forty-fives one with cheese, and a large soda." -big Nano

9:52 - Bro got cover he was asking for

I loved everything about this video, the fittingly low expectations, the sublime jokes, the war crime jokes, the predictions that came true. Two thumbs up Bro.

"At least the nuke didn't go off." That's not how nukes work.

I actually managed to enjoy this one when I played it. It felt simultaneously super involved and completely devoid of interesting content

Nobody Literally nobody Nano seeing a village or pigeons: *minigun noises*

@YaBoiJessy

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I was looking for lmao 🤣 his hatred grows strong 😈

I honestly really liked this campaign. Not trying to be too realistic, and a lot of interesting moments. Really worth playing

@snowcat9308

2 жыл бұрын

Felt kinda eh. Coming from the MW19 campaign, Cold War is kind of a wash imo

@itsterra9381

2 жыл бұрын

@@snowcat9308 i really liked mw19, but for different reasons. I loved the realism and story of it, as well as the gunplay. Cold war was just there trying to make you feel like a badass as well as to give you an arcadey feeling. Two different experiences, both of which I really enjoy. But, to each their own, and I won't stop you from hating cw

@snowcat9308

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsterra9381 Well I don't hate it. It isn't a complete dumpster fire like Vanguard. I wish they would have waited and given the game the love it deserved. It felt alright, but just unfinished. Which is unfortunately a lot of media that got developed over the Pandemic

@condormahjedas6639

Жыл бұрын

@@snowcat9308 Played both. MW19 is more realistic and gritty. Cold War is a great story, since anything with Woods and Mason just ups the ante. Lots of nostalgia thrown in with the numbers too, and Adler is a great character. Definitely great campaign on both fronts.

@ChandranPrema123

9 ай бұрын

​@@snowcat9308do you know that the Cold War is a Treyarch game. Don't compare the games until it's the same developer BO2 and MW3 are very different games despite being both great games

Cold War is pretty great now. The campaign was amazing

I love that he changed the title of the video since he played MWIII

It didn’t live up to the standard black ops set for me, but I thoroughly enjoyed this game through and through

The new MW3 was so bad he had to change the title.

@The-Political-Prophet

5 ай бұрын

What you talking about?.. this is the title that he made in 2021

3:18 That *was* perfect *XD*

I wish the next Black Ops game has the same takedown and body shield feature this game had. It gives you the feeling like you’re John Wick or Jason Bourne and also sticking grenades to enemies and throwing them into their own comrades never gets old

@sugarflame1833

2 жыл бұрын

Especially in multiplayer

Yeah, it was a pretty good call of duty. I liked the different options, the realistic dialogue, the retro 80s and the locations.

This is probably my favorite campaign from the recent-ish games, probably even above the mw 2019 campaign.

@RebDoesStuff

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@Dylbz-ne8st

2 жыл бұрын

It was okay but I think that the fact that they used the silent main character thing is really annoying

@ChandranPrema123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dylbz-ne8st well that was necessary because of the plot twist

@Dylbz-ne8st

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChandranPrema123 lol how

@flygod916

Жыл бұрын

@@ChandranPrema123 was it necessary? They still could have given them dialogue lol

am i the first to notice that Nano has changed the titles into not the worst cod ive played????

@Krzaczor-ym9gd

8 ай бұрын

probs because of mw3 LOL

"a village! where?" immdately begins blasting ah yes a fellow war criminal

12:56 Australia special forces

@Real-Rat

2 жыл бұрын

True True

2:57 brick phone

"a village Where!!" The most Vietnam era American thing nano has ever said. I have watched further, I am confident that nano just lives in the United States and refuses to admit it

Not gonna lie cold war had pretty good campaign

Hello from Turkey, not the edible one. Your videos always make my day, thank you for that

Just wanted to say, that I love all your vids. Please keep making more.

The rocket fired at 9:12 that happened to my dad in Afghanistan

@mariavictoriaantipolo1994

Жыл бұрын

is he an officer cause thats bragging rights for me to say he is officsr lucky flucky

@lepidus_m2603

Жыл бұрын

@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 I should've kept it to my self?

“Does CIA get involved in drugs?” You have no idea my sweet summer child

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

2 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaat nooooo we totally didn't flood the market with cocaine in the 80s noooooo

@dravenocklost4253

Жыл бұрын

@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 cocaine Acid/LSD Tuskegee? Experiment aka syphilis, although that can be chalked up to government but CIA is a federal thing so...

I can’t believe that the standard goes lower after each release.

1:12 let's not be ridiculous, they would NEVER !

@tuerculosisgaming6307

Жыл бұрын

MKUltra jumpscare

0:48 me hanging out with my closest friend, who has been battling cancer for 4 years, but then his grip slowly loosens and the heart monitor lets out its long beep

6:35 "my fav. COUNTRY Europe"

10:54 that transition was fucking _NICE!_

@Dylbz-ne8st

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@DweebGamerYT

10 ай бұрын

@@Dylbz-ne8stnobody asked you

I really want to play this game, it looks so good.

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

2 жыл бұрын

The multiplayer is pretty shit but the campaign kicked ass 👍👍

@wyattbequette3596

2 жыл бұрын

@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 campaign was amazing, I didn't use guns in multiplayer and I had a blast. Knife boyz!

@Hepheat75

2 жыл бұрын

@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 That's true

@br8y693

2 жыл бұрын

Very underated cod

@blazing289

2 жыл бұрын

Singleplayer good zombies decent multiplayer isn’t worth it

3:06 Missed opportunity to say "Hungary" instead of "Hungry"

That was nice Nano. Thank you Nano. Good job with the pigeons

16:07 You are kidding right? As a German myself i can tell you that the biggest scam of all time is to pick up some random rock and say to Tourist: Hey that a pice of the Berlin Wall. You probably jsut have a random Rock layng on you shelf

@mariavictoriaantipolo1994

Жыл бұрын

true

7:40 that guy’s got a burger town shirt lol. Gives me MW2 flashbacks..

Was waiting for this. Thanks for making this.

*Explosions everywhere* Nano: "This is nice"

7:23 correct

3:41 [ -Bell- Nano will remember that]

Congratulations on 1 mil subs friend!

"Take a powder" is in reference to an old headache medicine, that was quite drowsy making, i.e. go to sleep

Oh, nice. I am sure that MSG Gordon and SFC Shughart would have loved if someone told them that you can still use a vehicle-mounted minigun despite not having any power, while they tried to defend Super Six-Four. Also east germans using MP5's?That doesn't seem right.

@predatorjunglehunter7332

2 жыл бұрын

stasi agents actually did have MP5s and even HK33s...

@Myuutsuu85

2 жыл бұрын

@@predatorjunglehunter7332 Like Diensteinheit IX? Well, okay. But with those uniforms, those guys here don't seem to be part of it. It still seems off that you would find those guns in such numbers, if even at all.

How could you be the most lifeless and funniest at the same time

I thought this was a highlight clip I was watching, till I heard Nano, looked to see if it's his channel. Then I saw the time of the video and date. This made me very happy indeed :)

I didn't expect this to be this hilarious. You earned my like funny Portuguese man.

@cavalorenco6294

2 жыл бұрын

We are everywhere Everyone can be a portuguese and you don't know 'O mundo não nos quer ,mas nós queremos o mundo!'

4:39 trust me, every kid, everytime it's always the same. Only point and shoot, no questions asked.

The Cold War campaign is low key amazing 🔥🔥💯

@Dylbz-ne8st

2 жыл бұрын

Not really I think that bo2 and 1 was the last good cod game and story

@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dylbz-ne8st no

Woha, Nano a milion subs What a nice suprise. I've been watching you since the early days

Mate your sense of humor is gold!

"It's football, not soccer." Couldn't have agreed more!

I didn't know that in the cold war they had HD 4k camera RC cars that can run faster than a big cargo plane taking off while also carrying an explosive that can take down said cargo plane

Loved the scene where your flying in a helo and magic carpet ride starts playing, shame he couldn’t include it

My family was watching the 9 11 documentary and it was really sad especially on the jumper part so I snuck away and started watching Nano

I wish I could play Ready or Not with this guy. Fucking hilarious. Edit Nano see this and invite my my name is the same as here.

4:30 Surely they are made of paper, to be so flammable.

Nano, love your vids, you always crack me up!

Nano making fun of the npc playing the arcade game 😆 I'm still laughing about that! You rock, thank you for what you do.

10:09 sneaky dab by the dying VC

15:29 MP5 in East berlin

Love the videos keep up the good work

This helped a lot thank you

14:58 The german word for spy is Spion btw, just so you know. I am impressed by your pronunciation

@mariavictoriaantipolo1994

Жыл бұрын

you can say he didn't butcher the beutiful language

1:27 the right house? Nah homie, that's your average American pool table, whatchu mean? Could be my house for God's sake.

Happy 1 Million subs Nano!

I am really sick today. Thank you for the good laughs. It made me a lil better. Cherrios.

I did enjoy that this game wasn't just "haha murica good russian bad shoot balaclava mans now" it actually had good story for a cod game. Hell it had a pretty good story by any games standards

9:02 oh yeah come now we have plenty :)))

Plane wing coming down... cut to advert "Have you been to A&E or a GP with a work-related accident in the last two years?" Too real, man. Too real.

You really good at explaining thank you

I actually really like COD’s campaigns a lot. More-so from Infinity devs but Treyarch makes this fun & interesting.

4:52 When you try to change your life °>°

this is something i noticed with EVERY call of duty game. Automatic weapons in this game are about Volume of fire over Damage per bullet, if you pick two players with the exact same level of skill, and give one a Light machinegun wich every bullet chews 75% of the target's health, but it only fire 8 rounds a sec and the other player you give a sub machinegun, but the bullets deal 10% damage and fires 20 bullets a sec, the winner will always be the guy with the fast firing weapon no matter the damage it does. in a cod game, if you are given the choice of an MP7 over an M60, in a matter of efficience, pick the MP7

0:35 that's me

*As a fellow Nano enjoyer, I must say i am satisfied with every upload made by this man* -Me

It worked perfectly!!! Thank you so much

Just seeing nano start opening fire on a flock of pidgeons on a stealth mission makes me happy.

1:12 “does the CIA get involved in drugs?” Yes, they don’t want you to know, but yes

@TheNobleFive

2 жыл бұрын

Except for when the information was released to the public.