Nano: **sees a pigeon** Also Nano: _Peace was never an option_

@togerthetigerking951

4 жыл бұрын

Nano: *Friking hate your ass* Me: *I found the reason.*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

@@togerthetigerking951 ?

@jinxmann1867

4 жыл бұрын

@@togerthetigerking951tell me reason

@ZackShark1

4 жыл бұрын

Niceni (696 likes)

@uncleflagzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@huntsmanspider9053 _P e r h a p s_

Nano: *Sees Gibril* Also Nano: Covers Gibril's jar's air holes with a pot.

@CutestDemon

4 жыл бұрын

He didnt even feed Gibril ;c

@gamerraider889

4 жыл бұрын

@@CutestDemon I looked in the comment section just for someone pointing this out lmfao.

@socks2441

4 жыл бұрын

murder by suffocation.

@Knightbrb

4 жыл бұрын

Except that pot thankfully had a hole in the bottom of it too.

@socks2441

4 жыл бұрын

@@Knightbrb im sure nano didint know that, if you get my drift ;-)

*Puts pot on head: “Immaculate Best game ever”*

@dingdong896

3 жыл бұрын

So plant vs zombie too

@kijowy5317

3 жыл бұрын

I WANT THAT GAME. WHY? Because i never had pot on head

@mrsun5076

3 жыл бұрын

I would agree

@buffboi5631

3 жыл бұрын

6:15 when Americans see someone not social distancing.

@gtxthunderstorm6219

3 жыл бұрын

Which game is this?

5:23 when you are Italian and you are proud there's a little bit of Italy in Half Life Alyx 😅😂🇮🇹

The combine soldiers are modified humans, this can be seen in the factory in the citadel from half life 2. That's why they speak English.

@gamiezion

4 жыл бұрын

not all of them are converted humans though, it's implied the combine "bioform" the local population of any planet to police said planet. makes the most sense from an "all encompassing" techologically advanced race. as i understood it the "advisors" were the larval state of the true combine overlords. and considering the power the larva can have... fully grown "combine overlords" can easily (psychically) dominate entire solar systems at once, maybe even multiple at once.

@chiquikris171

4 жыл бұрын

Or speak spanish, well on my pocition

@thechaunsey

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamiezion advisors are not larvae, they are fully grown, when they refer to them hatching, they're talking about the pods they inhabit, they have to adapt to our environment, so they are initially in pods and on special life support, but when they hatch, they no longer need it. there is no such thing as a "combine overlord" we dont even know if advisors are the ruling race. and the combine is what humans call them, not what they are actually called in reality they are called the universal union and the union is made up of an unknown number of alien species and worlds across multiple dimensions they control. the advisors themselves may just be another subjugated race working for the combine, or they may be one of the races that actually call the shots. and all combine soldiers are human or transhuman. the combine soldiers are the form that humans are modified into, striders, gun ships, hunters etc are all synths created from other alien species. the civil patrol, the guys you see patrolling the streets at the start, but dont actually fight in this game, are normal humans, they are volunteers who get better rations and other privileges for joining up. the ones that volunteer, or show promise are then memory wiped, and afterwards start to be modified. the more elite and higher rank the soldier, the more modified they become.

@infectiousproduction812

4 жыл бұрын

he is just surfing on youtube algorithm , never played hl2 what a shame

@jaxxbakliy8999

4 жыл бұрын

@@infectiousproduction812 who?

"I respect quarantines" *Is breaking into literal Quarantine Zone.*

@buizerd0896

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KraisonFrameworks

3 жыл бұрын

He will end quarantine himself and save humanity

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

Well you can always make exceptions and besides who doesn’t want to meet the brain damaged vortagaunt

2 years later: Still waiting for the reason why Nano hates pigeons

@kragljungman

Жыл бұрын

Watch the second episode and it will all make sense

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

We will never know..

@Nate_wright

11 ай бұрын

It’s 3 years now

@nutillion9334

11 ай бұрын

@@Nate_wright ok bro

@papyfun5097

11 ай бұрын

@@Nate_wright he already explained why he hates them

0:06 that is the best definition of a head crab

pigeon: _breathes_ Nano: *_So you have chosen death_*

@franfran2301

3 жыл бұрын

Plz save the pigeons 😢😢

@kris-ok8fl

3 жыл бұрын

Not fanni bru

@Cocoshielie

3 жыл бұрын

@Carson Paiva he telled it in an Other video

@RipVanWinkle591

3 жыл бұрын

pigeon: breatch Nano: So you chose to die here very well

@RipVanWinkle591

3 жыл бұрын

breathes XD

The ending when you're holding the door back... epic play, my man!

@MacGuyver85

4 жыл бұрын

kronicconquest Yeah, that was really epic!

@MisterJohnDoe

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking of holding the door shut when the combine was outside, but throwing the grenade out there first was marvelous.

@pozkitt2326

4 жыл бұрын

This shows Nano maybe looked weird but he has a smart personality when comes to gaming.The fact I like this guy even more that he loved to act more in his surrounding than talking to himself like any other youtubers .

@Toxic_trap11

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Mrtweet81

3 жыл бұрын

Mad respect to you for sticking in all the way to the end, I couldn’t take anymore of his BS after 5 minutes...

0:51 I can't stop laughing LOL

“I’m a man” 2 seconds earlier *Giggling like a child*

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

There’s a child in all of us..

*sees highly advanced alien technology* “That’s one expensive window cleaner, man”

@sinistertheundead8495

3 жыл бұрын

Higly advanced alien cyborg

@imvictorhugs

3 жыл бұрын

Highly advanced window cleaner

@lukepague4039

3 жыл бұрын

when i see a ufo "thats one cool paper plane"

@Iamgoodman67

10 ай бұрын

​@@lukepague4039me: *sees super high advanced alien technology* me: thats one cool car man

"Why do aliens speak English?" They're not aliens. They're human collaborators, which is why it's so easy for Barney to pose as one. More specifically they're humans converted to sexless, half-human cyborgs.

@farhanmaulanailhamsyah6543

4 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume what they ARE ?

@tristenmarkley4723

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you I was going to say that but you did it for me

@Soul-zg8sd

4 жыл бұрын

Um Except for CP's the first enemy their just people that betrayed their own kind and their not modified their just wearing uniform but if they get promoted now there's where things get complicated

@onutrof1157

4 жыл бұрын

@@farhanmaulanailhamsyah6543 It's in the lore

@chizoluojukwu6652

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shiiiitt i read your comment the moment he said it💀💀

10:26 Eli: I love you too! Alyx: Thank you! Alyx: *proceeds to slowly fall to her death with no reaction)

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

Eli to himself: “what the hell did my daughter smoke to be that stupid!? That’s why I didn’t bring her to black mesa that often!”

6:56 "its scarier when you cant see them" 7:00 yup you definitely got that right.

Those first few seconds looked like he was taking his child on a walk

@ratbat1072

4 жыл бұрын

His child is a headcrab?

@pyro_gaming.1017

4 жыл бұрын

He had ses with the gonarch

@Nietabs

4 жыл бұрын

0:20 EDIT: oh sorry, I thought u meant 0:20 lol

"hey wait.. i have something to say about this... Stop!" *Global chaos drops to 0%*

@patoquemado1545

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4KasKWepLa7ZLQ.html

2:22 I guess you could say he is a pothead.

8:48 that headcrab absolutely desenegrated.

When I first watched gameplay of this game, I screamed when I saw a full 3D Gibril

@rationalityfirst

4 жыл бұрын

aren't those bugs called Snarks?

@ashchisalleh1454

4 жыл бұрын

@@rationalityfirst no one remember that name.

@2fifty533

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashchisalleh1454 yes they do lmao

@shahobiddinismoilov

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashchisalleh1454 What do you mean no one remembers

Viscon probably means VISual CONtact or VISual CONfirmation (of target).

@Nanoytgaming

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I love my comment section, I learn so much. Thanks!

@jarednunes3263

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nanoytgaming Also you should look up what the combine soldiers look like without their helmets, it's nasty.

@carlthegamer9215

4 жыл бұрын

VirCon is virus confirmed so it makes a lot of sense.

@2broken4u47

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nanoytgaming also they aint aliens . Tehy are brainwashed hoomans

@noisyash4234

3 жыл бұрын

@@2broken4u47 the metro ops are human but the Combine are alien

Nano:sees pigeon Also Nano:Vietnam War flashbacks

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

Nano: They’re in the sky!!! They’re mocking me!! AHHH!!

8:00 ow “this cracked me up”

8:19 That’s exactly what I imagine Alyx did after getting the “sustenance”

@ClearChain

3 жыл бұрын

sus

1:02 *punches wall* “Wow half life really stepped their game up”

How dog speak in 1985: Woof!! How dog speak in 2000: Awooo!! How dog speak in 2077: 0:51

6:22 two metres apart or two bullets in the heart

Nano's personification of a facehugger is the cutest thing i've seen in a while.

@airulygs

4 жыл бұрын

yes lol

@FurryDude.

4 жыл бұрын

H e a d c r a b

@LynTheNobody

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny because it's not a face hugger, it's a headcrab.

@randomstranger_3

2 жыл бұрын

@@LynTheNobody Eh, same difference.

@LynTheNobody

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomstranger_3 No not really

"I have a brain injury" "oh im sorry to-" "My brain is injured!" " thats terrible-" "Ow" Oh so this is what 14 years has come to.

@DVDplayerz

4 жыл бұрын

Yupp, and I love it.

@codyking4848

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. That's what he said. Um, thanks for repeating it like a parrot?

@Rangernewb5550

4 жыл бұрын

*DOCTOR MY BRAIN HURTS*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

Ow.

@commenturthegreat2915

4 жыл бұрын

@@codyking4848 And adding a comment on it?

10:18 Alyx is awkwardly polite in death.

“Thank youuuuu...” *falls into oblivion

5:23 I'm Italian and I gotta say that Russell is right: It actually come from that word

@judypearce160

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

2:40 *cuts of air supply* ooo i got you a pot :D *leaves* ....... *chok nouis intensifies*

"And then we just call freeman and let him solve it" pretty much the plot of half life 2 (and episodes 1 and 2)

The guy who voices Russel is our very own Kiwi, Rhys Darby. Noice one mate!

7:55 I have a brain injury. Oh. I'm sorry to- My brain is INJURED. Thats terrible, and I ho- *O W .*

We were able to see Gibril again. The best character of the game.

6:32 Somehow that voice was, relaxing?

1:29 The entire series in a nutshell

9:23 Viscon = VISual CONfirmed. They see you.

@Filipokerface

3 жыл бұрын

Visual Confirmed or Contact, I guess

"When life gives you aliens, make alien juice."

@sm0kktwo227

4 жыл бұрын

Why i had to scroll this far? Best phrase

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

I fear that phrase for obvious reasons.

@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaraZeCat be happy your not me

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e why? did you get turned into alien juice?

@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaraZeCat once

They all just said they love each other as they watch Alyx YEET herself of a cliff xD 10:25

2:30i could not beilive gibril nanos pet is in this game

9:24 ”Viscon” stands for ”Visual Contact” He’s saying that he sees you.

When she says shes home alone: 0:22

@Flour-4

3 жыл бұрын

Let's hope you bring your Lego collection

@anonymous5392

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flour-4 😂😂

"When life gives you aliens, make alien juice" ...which gives you _life._

0:57 ooooooh the good old references

Nano: Starts playtrough Also nano: skips most of early game Me: *poker face*

@user-tt1dv2eb5v

Жыл бұрын

Angry! Oh well nothing we can do it’s Nanos channel Nanos chose so..oh well

I genuinely had to try throwing that grenade into the vent so many times when I went through, I reckon you definitely cut out some failed attempts. Or I could just be bad, probably that.

@Nanoytgaming

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I was just amazingly lucky, but I got it first try. Got the footage in case you want to take me to court and I have to show it as evidence ahah. I did get pretty close so maybe that helped?

@Miffidurf

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nanoytgaming haha yeah I tried throwing all the way over from where you get them out of the box, I've always found it inherently hard though to throw anything accurately in VR

@owo1744

4 жыл бұрын

It's easier to underhand throw the grenade, as it naturally moves in a upward-downward curvature.

@mtflol9643

3 жыл бұрын

Get f**ked Combine Soldiers

i love your videos and the pigeon thing really got me dying and rolling on the carpet

I absolutely love how they made combine talk more. Makes them more alive than in HL2, which I know it was 2004 and this is like 16 years later. Just saying. Nice job Valve

0:45 because they are spying on us

1:22 he just explained the plot.

Pigeon:Comes To Nano's House Nano:Your Free Trival Of Living Has Ended...

Gibril is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

1:27 “We cut the line here, here, here, and here” Major foreshadowing

Nano: I hate pigeons. Me watching the video: Pff! What nano's sworn enemy is a pigeon, stupid people. Also me: Wait. My sworn enemy are pigeons too.

@JD-oq1yt

4 жыл бұрын

My sworn enemy are seagulls

One of these days we'll find out Nano's hate for pigeons, It's just not today.

I laughed all the way through this video. Well done. Absolutely hilarious.

7:02 *local headcrab literally too angry to die*

9:42 Combine soldiers are not aliens

@dankcitrus42

4 жыл бұрын

well, some are

@crimson6486

4 жыл бұрын

pretty sure they're all heavily modified and brainwashed humans

@NomaDandGreyWolf

4 жыл бұрын

Well the City Guard are volunteers, also every other minor Combine class are volunteers. Only the soldiers and special Combines are heavily modified beings with a humanoid body.

@MisterJohnDoe

4 жыл бұрын

They’re human cyborgs, possibly genetically altered too. Same goes to the Stalkers.

@James-oj6ru

4 жыл бұрын

CMDR BouncyStickman Except with combine soldier, they still retain some humanity, and then there’s the higher ranks and also _5 years later_ .......

"Why is this a gate control mechanism?!" The combine repurpose life to do anything they want. They are known to re-bioengineer any species that they manage to get control of. This is why things like striders and the combine airships are made up of biological components. "Why do aliens speak english?" The combine soldier's aren't aliens; they're repurposed humans. Some humans take to the alteration process better than some, that's why some combine soldier's are like 8 feet tall. I think the white armored ones have the best of everything (intelligence, tactics, reflexes, speed, and relative power for their small size). One's that don't take the alteration process well turn into Stalkers. You see those in Half life 2 when you raid the citadel. they're like husks of people basically. I know WAY too much about the half life universe and can clear up any questions you have about the game.

3:33, that was funny how u throwed pigeon with bottle

@11:24 sounds suspiciously like something a pigeon would say

Nano: sees Gibril, "Its Gibril oh!!! also u can feed Gibril ):3

9:59 THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!

Nano should have drawn a plane flying near the tower.

8:08 *S U S T E N A N C E !*

I bet this would’ve been called “Half Life: Eli” if Russ chose the other train to throw the grenade in

Everyone during covid: 1:38

"hey, that's mine," when the resin was being taken away. 😂

"Why do aliens speak english?" Maybe because they're paid actors Alright, i already fixed the damn comment, are all of you happy now?

@stnorocwzo

4 жыл бұрын

Paid*

@moerukaze5464

4 жыл бұрын

Played*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, so this is a Chevrolet commercial?

@plexit893

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@theimperialinquisition3665

3 жыл бұрын

Well they might be

Combine soldiers and civil protection (Police) are Humans.

@DrCranium

4 жыл бұрын

Additional clarification: CP's are normal humans, soldiers - humans augmented with cybernetics.

@ThatIdiotKabanos

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrCranium yes

@Soul-zg8sd

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrCranium but when CP's are promoted they get altered too

Nanos intro for this video is as great as all his others it had me laughing quite a.lot

you are excellent, I enjoy this a lottt!!!!

0:00 *Roleplayers in a nutshell*

Nano:"And then we call freeman and let him solve it." if only he knew.

Lol he’s not scared that the robot might kill him but he’s worried about the repair cost of the roof 😂

Pigeon: *exists* Nano: *_torture with dishwasher intensifies_*

Nano’s expression when he saw Gibril was cute

Nano: finds toilet paper “I’m boutta end the worlds whole career since I have the last 2 rolls of paper!” Idk what this is.

@MfwPrivate

4 жыл бұрын

ENEMY SHPEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The reason the combine on earth speak English is because it's their chosen language for the planet, and the soldiers are still humans.

3:00 lol

As soon as I heard Russel’s voice, I was like “Wait, that sounded very familiar.”

1:02 mid drink when he did that. Let me tell you flavored water hurts going back up through the nose.

Bro the start of the vid made my day lol

Your reaction to Gibril was so wholesome I love it!!!

I thought he was gonna say ima play on hard, because I’m hard

Dat starting intro bro xD on 0:01

Lol that intro nano just explained how zombies are born xd

this is actually funny, do more

6:21 That's how they do it in North Korea.

you waited 14 years just to throw a bottle ?

Not gonna lie, that last one bit when you take cover from the explosion with the door is pretty hella cool.

Little did he know that quarantine would come back to bite him lol

6:44 hes playing basketcrab

8:42 what happens if you drink too much coke.

In the intro you sound so innocent and 5 seconds later you will be cursing at a pigeon and its hilarious

Keep up the good work dude