I love it when owners are actually a little angry but their dog's response makes them laugh. My dog used to do that too - I could never stay mad at her. To me, this is a sign of owners who truly love their dog, and it warms my heart.

I love how Tilly knows her full name means she might be in trouble.

@debbiestonehouse

2 жыл бұрын

That takes me back to my childhood, everyone called me Debbie, if I was in trouble I got Deborah. Even after all these years I still don’t like my full name, my kids thinks it is funny if they shout it, bastards haha .

@jntrahin

2 жыл бұрын

My German shepherd's name is usually Penny Lou, but I use her full name (Penelope Louise) when she's in trouble, and her reaction is similar 😂

@meritawi

2 жыл бұрын

@@debbiestonehouse is a e

@discovolante6624

2 жыл бұрын

i love how in the 1st clip the women says fail army

4:41 The single most adorable package thief of all time.

The "Denver" video always gets me. I wasnt laughing at all but as soon as denver came on i was almost in tears from laughing...even tho ive seen it 100 times. Shes just SO sincerely sorry. It's so adorable

@DavidWilliams-so2dy

Жыл бұрын

I liked how when he said you know the drill Denver was like yeah I know. Damn.

@urwifemykid1203

Жыл бұрын

Hes high man, those Cat Nips like weed for cats

@lovehand9531

Жыл бұрын

Showing the open Party Mix bag I thought he was gonna say "Somebody... had themselves a little party" Denver looked like he was wasted on cat nip to me! 🤣

@jonathanbair523

9 ай бұрын

He is risking turning into a meower if he keeps that up....

@kathrynhoward4196

7 ай бұрын

9:53

My derby yellow Lab, Ginger, took me out playing fetch and I tore all the tendons in my right knee. The next year we were playing soccer and she knocked me down and I broke my arm. Both times she was very helpful and let me lean on her to get up. She’s been gone 4 years at age 13 and I still miss her!

@E-MAN979

Жыл бұрын

They hold special places in our hearts.

@Momcat_maggiefelinefan

Жыл бұрын

@@E-MAN979 They certainly do. Ginger’s on my coffee table in her nice blue urn. I still talk to my girl. She just doesn’t bark back anymore!

7:55 Mazi understands the art of war, never turn your back on your enemy while retreating.

@plane15man

Жыл бұрын

The snout just slowly disappearing behind the desk killed me.

4:35 why tell the dog to jump out of the car when he's still attached to the belt?

@JulianCenturion

5 жыл бұрын

Because he is an asshole

@chriseffpunkt4333

5 жыл бұрын

@@JulianCenturion , jup, he is!

@zacholson3429

5 жыл бұрын

what a dick

@p3rsxn4l79

5 жыл бұрын

Because why not

@1nfect3d.86

5 жыл бұрын

For Fun.

10:32 oohhh yeah... guilty as hell! Denver u gotta work on your poker face.

@RydiaLS83

3 жыл бұрын

sadly, Denver passed away like 2 years ago. he was big hit on KZread. title was: Denver the guilty dog. Every time he done something wrong he would just smile. but it's most of the time, its him, just smiling and look away, when gets so excited about something too, like new toys or treat and what not. lol Also sometimes. he would smiles. when his owners comes home and has that Guilt look on his face. but just him being happy his mom and dad are back home, with him.

Denver will forever be my favorite!!

Sadie took me out. 🤣 How can someone be mad at her!? Her parents couldn't keep it together. 🤣 Even when calling her a "bad girl" sounded like baby talk. 🤣🥰

@fireFOReffect68

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face or be mad

@Saif-zf9vb

Жыл бұрын

Really good dog parents lol - mine gets a very aggressive “spanking” (light tapping on the bum) for her bullshit she causes haha. Can’t blame them at all, they’re just being dogs. She actually loves the spankings haha

@ariel393939

Жыл бұрын

That smile 🤣🤣🤣

6:17 THAT TAIL. He looks so proud that he is stuck in that 😍😍

8:00 The smartest dog on the planet. slowly backs away out of sight, probs came back later for belly scratch. LMAO

1:12 the fact that the pug is cross-eyed makes it pure gold

@danielleking262

3 жыл бұрын

bug-eyed, lol still funny though

@justthings666

Жыл бұрын

If they're eyes meet in the ceneter it's cross eyes, if they go out to the side it bug eyes dw

@pedrourbano501

Жыл бұрын

Da babeh is being squashed.

1:07 was so cute! Especially when the big dog gets up and the small dog is like glued to her head 😍😄

"Tilly, Your Squashing The The Baby! Tilly! Matilda!"

The guilty smiles are the most hilarious things!

@Phil_KaneONite_Wood

3 жыл бұрын

Even better when you consider that "smiling" to us is baring your teeth in aggression in most other species. So, it's more a case of "piss off bothering me, human" than "aren't I cute and well loved?" 😂

@oldageisdumb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phil_KaneONite_Wood Eeeeeven better when the person that tries to educate on aggression needs to be educated himself on what a “submission grin” is. 😆 When dogs show their front teeth like that it is a form of showing submission such as looking away or licking their lips.

@Phil_KaneONite_Wood

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldageisdumb I see, . . . Then I shall simply take that new knowledge with good grace, and thank you for educating me. I had never heard of a submission grin until now. But hey, always something new to learn, isn't there?

@oldageisdumb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phil_KaneONite_Wood I………expected sass. Wow, nicely done. Respect to you.

@Phil_KaneONite_Wood

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldageisdumb yes, I could tell by the opening sentence that you were "expecting" sass. And by that, I mean you were trying to stir some shit, weren't you?😉 And while we're educating each other, being a straight guy from the UK, I don't really do sass. I tend to do disdain and contempt. Think less RuPaul, and more Edmund Blackadder! 😂😂

Oh Denver, the look of shame on your face!

@coffeecrimegal5968

3 жыл бұрын

“You’re in the penalty box!” 😂

@A1AAdventures

3 жыл бұрын

I have a derpy hairless dog

@bonphone4222

3 жыл бұрын

Animal shaming is disguisting. The faces they are making are of pure fear, not regret. Animals respond to the owner's behaviors in the current situation. They don't tie it to something they did before. It's pretty cruel to do to them for entertainment of the masses.

@emmajayne9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonphone4222 I actually was concerned the avoidance of eye contact, lip licking and pulled back lips from teeth said Denver felt threatened.

@bonphone4222

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmajayne9999 You are absolutely correct. People want to interpret these things as human facial cues and laugh, but for dogs this is the equivalent of crying in terror and begging for one's life.

When Tilly looked up, I diiiieeeed 😂

3:07 when you want to get in on the conversation

@dragmaXE

2 ай бұрын

3:12 And that face clearly shows that’s exactly what her inentions are.

I ❤️ when the innocent dogs just sit there during questioning like they are ready for a treat and the guilty dog is trying so hard to look sorry. So funny! ☺️

@NurtsyBWC

7 ай бұрын

haha yes sthis is so funny happens!

@NurtsyBWC

7 ай бұрын

when*

I’m convinced Denver is a dog with a human brain

Denver had me dying!

@payableondeath9091

2 жыл бұрын

🤣💀😭💀💀he's like I wanted to try cat foods

Denver is the guiltiest dog in the world! XD

Dogs aren't bad, they are bored and looking for attention. My dogs do funny stuff like this sometimes and make me laugh. Love my 2 girls and they keep me on my toes.

11:13 GOT MEEEE🤣🤣🤣 his face says it all !!

7:32 The "My dog ate my homework" excuse 50 years later . . .

"That was very bold" is such an irish thing to say lol

Humans: Breed dogs in a way that they have a limited mobility Dog: Can't jump over a tiny fance Humans: "Lol it's sooo derpy"

@brandonfoley7519

3 жыл бұрын

Did not find this video to be amusing

@frostedlambs

3 жыл бұрын

well it is literally retarded yeah

@pinkmonkeybird2644

3 жыл бұрын

I know; it’s really sad that we deliberately breed disability and illness into certain breeds. My in-laws bred and showed pugs for years, and so many needed surgery and suffered because of their exaggerated and shortened faces. Many of them needed c-sections just to deliver live pups, and most of them had breathing and dental issues. I so opposed to tail docking, ear cropping, and breeding only for aesthetics. I wish we’d be kinder, but at least my vet practice won’t do any purely cosmetic procedures for any animal, and they won’t declaw cats or debark dogs, either.

@sergeantsainsburys9181

2 жыл бұрын

Lok u fell lol lemme post that for some veiws real quick then they do that wheezey laugh thing

@marleneclough3173

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 100% the dog world has a lot to answer for! 'Oh look isn't he cute sweet little tongue out' idiot thst means the dog cannot breathe!

All these people complaining about their dogs when clearly they're not exercised enough.

Aww poor Denver :p thought he was going to cry!

11:13 almost killed me 😂🤣

Whoever edited this video has a massive thing for Bulldogs!

@kristelsillasoo4149

Жыл бұрын

And pugs

@markokostic5727

Жыл бұрын

They are just stupid

@8tonystark8

11 ай бұрын

The ugliest life forms on this planet

1:43 When u arguing in the internet and then u meet this person irl

1:50 same time next week? Yeah, see ya later Tinkerbell! What did you call me?

@touchgrindPrO.

3 ай бұрын

“nothing nothing.”

2:35 Im pretty sure he is one piece of bacon away from a heart attack.

@christianstachl

4 жыл бұрын

It always makes me sad seeing fat dogs :( Poor guy.

@sugarrollz3524

3 жыл бұрын

No dogs like him are naturally like that

@kennethsatria6607

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarrollz3524 Its curious that the fat or flab is concentrated on his shoulders though

@sugarrollz3524

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethsatria6607 kinda yea

@adoptdontshop3911

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarrollz3524 No, they are not. Its just seen as the norm.

Once upon a time, when FailArmy was actually amusing, I miss those days!

@tabbywarrior

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@GeorgeMorgan6600

9 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

2:07 That's what you get for locking the dog in the bathroom. 😂😂😂

@payableondeath9091

2 жыл бұрын

IKR like why not have a kennel🤣

@hiyapal7719

2 жыл бұрын

@@payableondeath9091 😄👍

6:43 that was a good laugh when the REAL culprit Casey was standing there like a looser with the kleenex box over the face.

@gadgetsage

2 жыл бұрын

A looser what

@user-dz2ze9uu7p

2 жыл бұрын

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12:12 had me thinking it was over. Anyone else? Lmfao

@haojunliangcc

4 жыл бұрын

did I just mute the video?

@birdie58

3 жыл бұрын

My sense of humor is different i dont think animals getting hurt is funny some were funny but others (cringe)

1:45 YOU WANNA GO huh?! come at me! *gate opens* anyways I thought I heard my owner calling me.

So glad they put English subtitles in over the people speaking English so that English speakers can understand it.

@kevinjf3444

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@Imnotayoutubechannel

5 жыл бұрын

These are videos about dogs who give a fuck

@PoweredbyRobots

5 жыл бұрын

Like they do on any American show when British regional accents are used.

@TheFurryGamer

5 жыл бұрын

Rob it’s about time they did

@gloomy1091

5 жыл бұрын

maybe its for deaf people idk

Denver your guilty as hell! 😂

0:47 THAT IS A CAT TRAPPED IN A DOG'S BODY 15:30 just broke me

Re: 9:10, "Well Mom, you know I wouldn't do anything like that, I just woke up and seen all this."

denver is so dissapointed in himself lol

Dogs are the masters of "seemed like a good idea at the time"

4:42 damn porch pirates

6:50 o my goodness thAt dOg is sMiLiNg and it's sO friggen cute! Edit: O my gosh and Denver lol

A tired dog is a good dog. Make sure your dog gets enough exercise everyday and they will be much better when they are alone. Dogs are much easier to train after they have been exercised as well.

7:29 OMG THAT LOOK!!!! I'M WEAK IDC WHAT U DID I FORGIVE YOUUUU

Pugs are adorable af

Some of these weren't derpy dogs, a lot were just ones that got into the trash. The other ones though -- those were hilarious. 😆

My neighbors have, like, 5 dogs or something. The other day, all of them got stuck in the 200 foot tall pine tree they have, halfway up. They had to call the fire department to get them down…

@GeorgeMorgan6600

9 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

0:31 - It's like me watching somebody at work try and do something over and over and over while stifling laughter and hiding my smile.

1:20 they are like "actually, we're in love" LOL

3:49 it’s the tail’s fault !! Haha

@katherine-jomiller7949

3 жыл бұрын

He probably hurt his tail landing on it like that that's why he was trying to lick it....and the owners don't give a shit

0:35 That poor dog has been seriously overfed

@vaporean_boylove.0w083

3 жыл бұрын

Well I think the sweater makes him look more chubby. I blame his cute short legs

@arthas640

3 жыл бұрын

It does bug me how many people overfeed and/or under exercise their dogs, especially when they do it because they think its cute and make up kinds of cutesy names like "he's a heckin great chonker" and crap like that. I see some people talking about how cute their cat is when its about 2 or 3 times its healthy weight.

@bernardfender5147

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthas640 agreed, forget the fact the doggie is unhappy, unable to move properly, likely to get arthritis etc...as long as owner can post funny photos 😠

@devinstorm5778

3 жыл бұрын

Usually these types of owners are the type of people to let the dog lick them directly in the mouth after the dog eats a fresh pile of dog poop and licks it's own balls because "dogs mouths are cleaner than humans"

@imnotsilly.mp3

3 жыл бұрын

Corgis can't jump

@4:42 - I did a paper route in my teens and one house kept complaining that I didn't deliver their paper. I knew I was delivering it, but they kept complaining. One morning I had to stop and fix my bike right after I delivered that paper. Next door neighbor's dog came right over, grabbed the paper, and put it on his own porch. I laughed so hard!!

Dogs will always be mans best friend.

Dogs are so amazing! They are really godsent! Beautiful creatures!

Dogs are the best! I love the guilty smiles hehe

I would die for every single one of these good puppers and doggos

@daewoolanos4609

8 ай бұрын

I feel bad for you

@williammcmath1585

8 ай бұрын

@@daewoolanos4609 yeah i’m not proud of this either

@Chris-cr9ru

8 ай бұрын

Man you're funny 😁 best answer you could give to such an inconsiderate comment

@daewoolanos4609

8 ай бұрын

@@williammcmath1585 it's crazy how people are losing their minds for dogs

@daewoolanos4609

8 ай бұрын

@@Chris-cr9ru i was just being honest

0:52) *throws ball* Dog- not now mom I’m looking at the leaves on the tree they’re so pretty this season 🤣

The dog that looks away when the guy eating looks at it kills me 😂.

I only saw all of those clips like 3 times on this channel.

@Evilwhiteclownpunk

5 жыл бұрын

Slacker... hardcore "fans" have seen them ten times...

@coolmool237

4 жыл бұрын

Pup

00:44 - That monstrous snort!

Owner: Denver did you do this!? Denver: 🙃😁

Denver guy was too much! He exactly knew he was busted😂

this just poped in my recommendations and seeing that dog unrolling the toilet paper felt like burning money ps this is during the quarantine

"Get a husky they said" you only have one. They're highly social and pack oriented dogs.

7:54 Mazi is hilarious! First time I see this behavior. Mazi: "so............I'm ...huh.............. just.. ....... gonna... .... slowlyyy..... back awa-bye..."

I never laugh so much of my life except for when the dog motorcycle exhaust.

6:55 Smiling dogs are the BEST !!!

@smilingdog4067

Жыл бұрын

@O.G Autistler no. i am one

Dogs and cats never cease to amaze me

That yellow lab at 11 minutes and something had me cracking up

Damn just when I've seen my favorite scene another and another one pops up. They are all just too funny.

0:31 ya havin a bit of trouble there *takes deep breath* CHONKY

I love derpy dogs.

Sadie knows what she did and she is proud! Lol

1:35 - Oh ... My ... GOD!

Am I the only one that feels half the "mess" clips are fabricated?

@kirdot2011

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@vileague8411

5 жыл бұрын

If you owned a dog you'd know better ^^

@kittyroselevine5855

5 жыл бұрын

Ummm dogs really do this 😂

@JoeWaylo

5 жыл бұрын

Ownership failures and most of the videos are cut down by the compilation hosts due to the time constraints.

@recoil2009

5 жыл бұрын

I'm fully aware dogs are capable of f****** s*** up. I'm saying a lot of these mess clips look staged. Guess you all believe EVERYTHING you see on the internet.

The way dogs smile when they feel guilty is so human haha

13:52 Oh hey its a beached whale we need to save it.

The Dogs 🐕 in the vehicles are awesome.

Today marks three years since I had to say goodbye to my bestest buddy, my Georgia Peach. She was such a good girl, but she definitely could have appeared on this video!

4:42 cutest porch pirate ever! 😆

So majestic and graceful

This has been the best 24.25 mins of my life. Thank you failarmy

@jasonnewman9436

4 жыл бұрын

I am your first like

@propofol_is_my_true_love

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonnewman9436 I am your first like

@idiot20037

Жыл бұрын

@O.G Autistler I am your first like

@bluethyme

Жыл бұрын

@@idiot20037 I am your first like

4:22 *Avaterrier: The 2nd to Last Airbender*

@ferntheyoutuber9960

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

10:51 IDK…Denver has the innocent look going on. Surely it can’t be him. 😂

Speaking to your dos in an Australian accent makes it 5 times funnier!!

13:32 «Excuse me... What are you doing?» Why am I laughing so damn hard

0:41 This is exactly how I would expect a pug owner to laugh. Snorts and all. I'm positive that this is a case where the dog looks exactly like the owner...

@yurapit88

2 жыл бұрын

It’s always some genetic abomination that sounds like they can’t breathe

I can confirm that Huskys will chew everything you own 🤣

I just wanna hug Denver...

Omg I just love Denver😍😆he is💯not sorry😆that face tho❣

20:31; you thought were you going to do push ups today, didn't you, human?

The part about the gate had me dying

@whatup8004

Жыл бұрын

I know right

@Jayden-gr6mf

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow you do really watching this dog doing dumb stuff dogs are dumb brain-damaged stinky ugly animals I have no idea why people enjoy looking at such underserved animal everyday

@Jayden-gr6mf

Жыл бұрын

So immature

@meyou1696

Жыл бұрын

@@Jayden-gr6mf wow if you did not like why watch it

Denver's expression is PRICELESS!!! SORRY...NOT SORRY!!!

13:44 killed me 🤣🤣🤣