Northernlion's Best Chat Roasts and Responses
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I'm sorry, but "I'm Sisyphus and you're the damn rock" is such a god-tier insult
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
Жыл бұрын
Hades level insult
@KareAiza
Жыл бұрын
Beginning of Sisyphus bit @ 13:08, exact quote is @ 13:36.
@mikeballew3207
Жыл бұрын
That might have been the most devastating thing I've ever heard
@Heeh247
Жыл бұрын
Hah, i see what you did there, nice
@rekingooo
Жыл бұрын
which stream is it from?
'you don't need to theory-craft ways to lose to me' goes so so hard
“Isn’t that an Agamemnon joint” is such an insane line LMAO
@dr.donwario4125
Жыл бұрын
A series of words never uttered in that sequence ever in mankind
@Sauceman10_
4 ай бұрын
some of the funniest shit I have ever heard
@astari_1014
2 ай бұрын
Bro heard Augustine and audibly sighed😂
The fact that NL seems to remember random chat names and previous messages is low key insane. Just getting on the spot audited with just a glance (and he do be glancing)
@dudekazoo
Жыл бұрын
He's a freaking savant with that stuff.
@QuackingIsPainIHateStaleBread
Жыл бұрын
IwntTocomeInRainbo.... ah, tis a forgotten name.., tis but a memory. Lost to time. 🪽
@thomascostello5431
Жыл бұрын
He's like a robot Hasan
@louieberg2942
Жыл бұрын
It is weird. He seemed to recognise me in Dan's chat, while I 100% certainly do not stand out negatively. I'm not a weird parasocial freak like most other people he seems to target. I'm fairly sure some other Louie did some weird stuff.
@eightbithero007
Жыл бұрын
He's a true pro. Been doing it so long its second nature. Incredible though.
one of my favorites from the Isaac tier list: " 'I have one thousand hours of experience.' That's crazy. So did I in 2011"
I saw "how did you make friends with them when they were home schooled?" live and nearly died.
@EsotericCat
Жыл бұрын
He didnt even pause. The fencing class part after ruined me
@rahulsangal5438
Жыл бұрын
Explain joke pls
@JobberGulch
Жыл бұрын
The angry 'ANSWER ME!!' after that had me wheezing, dawg
@Highchurch
Жыл бұрын
@@rahulsangal5438 Hes making the joke that someone named mars would be a sheltered homeschooled rich kid and the only way you would meet them is at fencing class
@timm8o475
11 ай бұрын
wait i was homeschooled and had fencing class...
Never challenge a merchant in the marketplace of ideas
The improv skills make the Roasting hurt so much more, he can truly pick words no other streamers would use.
@louieberg2942
Жыл бұрын
His bit with the chatter who may or may not own two houses was a work of art.
@azrael5493
Жыл бұрын
"You've probably been in the same room for four hours, if not 27 years" is honestly a fucking incredible comeback
@wendys9500
Жыл бұрын
@@louieberg2942 “You pull open Das Kapital on the bookshelf” was so good
@mikeballew3207
Жыл бұрын
His roasting in the moment is better than anything I could come up with the benefit of hindsight in the shower where I'm thinking, "I wish I had thought of that during the conversation"
Absolutely love the Marcus Aurelius rant, especially as Augustine also has a meditations book
@snarfbomber298
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit that was hilarious before I knew Augustine wrote a meditations. Now I’m 💀
@kyleleehufnagel
Жыл бұрын
The weirdo “western civilization has fallen” statue tweeting idiots can’t keep Aurelius out of their damn mouths so I’d know that shit sucks just by context. Knowing dude was an emperor trying it instill a civic moral philosophy that boils down to “aww damn, it sucks you are hungry or whatever. You had to give what little you owned to the defacto lord so maybe you should learn to focus on the the things you can control. Please don’t do a revolt and kill all the Patricians.” But hey some people want an old marble bust to tell them they grinded for that view and if they want to be rewarded for their hard work; don’t ask for more money, learn to trick yourself into thinking the toil is reward itself.
@NediaLetta
Жыл бұрын
AUGUSTINE ALSO HAS A MEDITATIONS? 😂😂 The layers to that bit is hilarious
@jenm1
Жыл бұрын
Pretty much every philosopher has a meditations book. I'm still giving it to NL. more of a KO than TKO
@sibanbgd100
5 ай бұрын
It's even better because Marcus Aurelius didn't title his book, so Augustine's Meditations are a more valid answer
"You don't have to be bad on purpose... You're already bad on accident!" God DAMN!
@jon_in_space9402
8 ай бұрын
I'm ded 😂
@sewerentropy5217
8 ай бұрын
"you don't need to theory-craft ways to lose to me" is so insanely funny lmao
Gotta be the most intelligent streamer, the way he reads people is absolutely bonkers. "maybe if you didnt smoke so much weed before gym class in 9th grade we would be able to converse as peers"
@zeefje
Жыл бұрын
Sanest twitch streamer
@d3dhook
Жыл бұрын
this was a reference to conversation that happened not long prior
@vario6492
Жыл бұрын
Rhetorically intelligent* Wait till you see my man NL play puzzle games.
@RobotnikPlngas
11 ай бұрын
@@vario6492 He is the ad guy. He has to sell those puzzle games man
@cyrusthe0ther795
11 ай бұрын
@@vario6492 what happens when he plays puzzle games
"I require more vespean gas" is an elite one liner
I still love the two houses use the escape tunnel Cracker Barrel bit. One of his best imo. And just so impressive that he can do that right off the top of the dome piece.
@longboardcamify
Жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to see if anyone said anything about it. So God damn genius level funny.
@ToriKo_
Жыл бұрын
Can you explain that bit to me?
@longboardcamify
Жыл бұрын
@@ToriKo_ I'll tell you when you're older
@alxuria
Жыл бұрын
@@longboardcamify I don't get it either 😭
@infiniterune7101
Жыл бұрын
@@alxuria i think the guy was talking about declaring his house as a deductible source of income meaning it wasn't his main residence and he was a landlord. Nls bit was about him running and hiding because land lording is considered to be a privileged and exploitative means of income and his chat was not a safe place for him to be anymore now that he has been outed
This has been the best era of NL because honestly when chat is hard trolling the stream it's so nice to actually hear the streamer call it out and respond to it and not either go full psycho mode or just go "eksde guess I got baited huehue thanks for the dono!" Feels like you're watching a real person and not a paid actor or an overgrown child And the best part is you know it's partially for show and he goes out of his way to make it entertaining.
@150booyadragon
Жыл бұрын
@@GameConnoisseur69 That's a personal skill issue
@TheMightyP00tis
Жыл бұрын
@@GameConnoisseur69 weird take
@DOG_EATER_1887
Жыл бұрын
@@GameConnoisseur69 if it works, it works. Nothing childish about it
The most literate and creative streamer
@DOG_EATER_1887
Жыл бұрын
Jerma:
@robertclive491
6 ай бұрын
@@DOG_EATER_1887 Sucks.
@BennyAscent
4 ай бұрын
Jerma might not be literate, but he is certainly more creative.
@coledorillo6685
4 ай бұрын
@@BennyAscent My glorius king NL is just quiet quitting and I love that for him
@2gupsy4me
Ай бұрын
@@DOG_EATER_1887NL > Jerma imo
13:36 "I'm Sissiphus, you're the damn rock!" Banger line.
@JakeFish5058
Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus* :P
@nonpondo_
Жыл бұрын
I don't wanna pog I don't wanna pog!
the fucking marcus aurelius rage is so real
@JorgeM270
10 ай бұрын
The deep sigh before he ranted. Isn't that an Agamemnon joint?
@9:30, I can't believe this damn man knew about home-schooled kids and fencing class. I was the literally the only public school student apart of my fencing club.
@nagi159
Жыл бұрын
thats like the most specific thing i have ever heard in my life
@RobotnikPlngas
3 ай бұрын
Hi mars
"Don't care, didn't ask, plus your Twitter PFP is a college football team's logo" just gonna go ahead and slip this one into my back pocket for later
He's the S to my M
@TheMawTM
3 ай бұрын
🤨📸
It is weird how i basically see NL as a (stand-up) comedian in my head. Yet we are never gonna get a "NortherLion Tour". His "Specials" are supercuts like this one.
The capital gains moment is still one of the funniest stream clips I've ever seen
i love how so many of these clips are recent. just goes to show you nl is truly on his psycho arc. the golden age continues!
@XxWhiterThanLightxX
Жыл бұрын
cue "why does everything have to be an ARC" rant he recently did heh
@vario6492
Жыл бұрын
Is it me or he used to be polite and peaceful before Luna was born. After Luna, he got more and more unhinged...
@Justnothankyou132
9 ай бұрын
@@vario6492men do be getting unhinged as they age
Man i don't know how he keeps it together sometimes
“you don’t need to theory craft ways to lose to me”
"...only the rock's gotten even heavier but you know whats that ok because I've gotten even stronger." -Northernlion, words to live by
The sharp inhalation and subsequent restraint at "Try the duck build" gets me every time.
I love his rants, the mix of sounding so perturbed and the choice of words. The catharsis you get from the rants is of the purest quality +2
@karunochii
Жыл бұрын
sapling spotted in the wild
@Maxartik
Жыл бұрын
@@karunochii showing up when you least expect it 👀
"Mars is not a name" from the guy with a friend named Apollo
Oh boy, my new favourite genre of video. Great idea, bentz. The egg gets one-guy'd a lot, but it produces great content.
@Blaurot
Жыл бұрын
I live for the one-guys, wdym???
@oshada
Жыл бұрын
I feel like NL’s one guy usually gets swiftly vaporised, while jerma’s one guy causes him to lose his mind for up to four hours
@colinouille2786
4 ай бұрын
@@oshadaso true
"Just roll the jackpot on the slot machine, just get pocket aces" is such a fantastic quote
“Quantum backseat” is the perfect way to describe twitch chat
the “things change” one is so funny im actually obsessed with it
@davidb4935
3 ай бұрын
Nuclear level roast
12:18 such a iconic bit
*makes a chat message in someone else's chat he didn't read 6 months ago* _NL will remember this_
the Prometheus rant is flawless
26:35 was too god-tier, could not see where it was going till it arrived.
Absolute favorite clip comp so far, getting stunlocked roasting chatters is the PEAK of NL content. I am living for this.
Man the clip with “meditations thats Augustine right” I felt myself gasp. I knew the egg was about to destroy someone. Thank you for this compilation bentz
16:47 that was a powerful Rick Sanchez stammer
NL is a kinda guy who will say "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" when presented to an average Twitch chatter.
I was SUPER appreciative of all your other NL supercuts, but this one takes the cake. So many gems. Thank you. This one broke the subscription barrier.
i wish i could see chats reaction to the roasts
@bentzedits
Жыл бұрын
Maybe in part 2 👀
@hautoa1513
Жыл бұрын
@@bentzedits POGCRAZY
@mellow3995
Жыл бұрын
@@hautoa1513 Honey new ocean just dropped: Seas of +2s
@poorcolossus
Жыл бұрын
@@bentzedits Please include "you sound like you have 'talk like a pirate day' marked on your calendar" if you can find it
@oshada
Жыл бұрын
@@bentzedits Lfg
The outro song goes so hard I've been playing it constantly on Spotify. Pls make more asap!! ❤️
If anyone can find the rant where he goes off on the english curriculum I would be forever grateful. Probably not possible since it was over a year ago. He was playing sap and chat was discussing metaphores vs aliteration. Someone chimes in "English teacher here..." providing the answer to which he responds "English user here, who gives a fuck?" From there it's a masterful indictment of how we're taught useless info in english class instead of how to communicate effectively in the real world.
@ezgolf1764
Жыл бұрын
this is from a react court episode, ill see if i can find it
@bentzedits
Жыл бұрын
Ill def put it in part 2 if you can find it
@lucas7010
Жыл бұрын
@@ezgolf1764 oh that makes sense!
@lucas7010
Жыл бұрын
@@bentzedits I will go through the whole playlist if that's what it takes
@jordanosborne1636
Жыл бұрын
Will be coming back here for updates this sounds elite
You're doing god's work good sir stay pegged :)
I can't stop rewatchinf this, I knew the combo of a Bentz upload + having the Sisyphus bit referenced at the start was gonna be EPIC thanks for the pogs
@pigmentpeddler5811
Жыл бұрын
The Sisyphus pog boulder was one of the funniest bits the egg ever hatched
@pigmentpeddler5811
Жыл бұрын
@pigment peddler +2 many people are saying this
oh this is gonna be a good one, let me crack a cold McDonalds sprite🥤 and settle in
9:24 Mars caught the fattest stray of ALL TIME
this is my all time favourite video on the internet thank you
He's vicious, and he does it with such style and flair that chat feels blessed when he destroys them
Fantastic work brother there were many of these I'd never seen before
I LOVE the Banter. I LOVE the Rougelikes. but goddamn... I LOVE the Roasts😂😂😂
I love how much higher pitched his voice gets within half a second
I love this compilation!
14:25 goes nuclear hard
I wish this had the “i survived an earthquake” bit
@bentzedits
Жыл бұрын
Ill put it in part 2
I appreciate that you put the outro song in the description +2
He’s really channeling his undercurrent of Jack Nicholson energy at 14:00
Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for the video!
it's crazy how much serotonin my brain secretes when I see the egg go off on random chatters
What a banger of a vid to watch while I eat my dinner.
I know a lot of streamers watch NL and I personally believe that they get catharsis from listening to NL body chatters over and over. It's like being a waiter and watch that IHOP cook.
@BGRecon
9 ай бұрын
I agree and i think its because he has been consistent about boundaries with chat. The true goat.
NL passes you the Overwatch Low Health Gasp boof, wdyd
He's the best to ever do it.
4:10 this clip has lived rent free in my head since it happened I don't even understand why he became the joker
First time I saw 14:46 I laughed so hard I didn't sleep right that night
we need more clips of him calling out dumb chatters
@bentzedits
Жыл бұрын
Ill do a part 2 for sure. Maybe a part 3 if people like them this much
These levels of concentrated dopamine are reaching the apex of pog mountain
this man is fucking insane and i am here for all of it
We got "you buy your jeans at the supermarket" cause I think about that one on a weekly basis.
The newborn-sleepless arc was god tier.
oh boi we eating good big up bentz
Das Kapital!! pog mountain!! all the classics are here ❤
I'm Sisyphus and you're the damn rock
These are the best things ever
I knew he was gonna pop off as soon as he said 'Meditations is Augustine'
Great idea for a compilation vid some of NLs best stuff😭😂
The first 40 seconds have "Requires more vespene gas". I'm sold.
I keep replaying is it? on my spotify all day it's so fucking good
@bentzedits
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
Whoa the peleton glow up is amazing!
Oh this is gold
the meditations clip is such an all timer its insane
NL exposing these amoeba-level smooth brains is one of my favourite things about him. Found his content a few years back and have loved his streams since.
@truffeltroll6668
Жыл бұрын
To see his child grow up was soooo adorable.
You are literally my hero
This is my new favourite NL compilation, and I am sure many people are saying this.
He is like an angry version of Jerma
Listening to this has heavy "Dad just threw his spaghetti at the wall" energy.
My favorite thing about this is there is a meditations of Augustine
"How did you make friends with them when they were home schooled? ANSWER ME!.... Was it fencing class?" - lol
I've lost track of how many times I've heard Symetra tell me she requires more vespene gas to push a lane.
the GOAT moments
the escape tunnel to cracker barrel is so fuckin good lmao
"Duuude, theres no toddlers!" rofl
16:15 having been a plumber's assistant assembling trailers, I can confirm it is pretty close to water lego
He went OFF
That comment about not smoking too much weed before 9th grade gym class and having no long term memory really hits home for me lol. I cant remember what happens in a movie like weeks after watching it
I legitimately think about the Charlize Theron quote every single time that movie gets brought up
As a Roman history major it gave me life when NL roasted that dude about meditations.
My favourite thing is that most of these are him going off on completely innocuous messages. Posting in the egg's chat is like playing Russian roulette with a revolver with eight million chambers and one bullet.