"To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

@sukamii

19 күн бұрын

“everything looks like a man to beat to death.”

@LoveBystroem

19 күн бұрын

To a man with a hammer, every chatter looks caught

@PersonCalledErin

19 күн бұрын

​@@LoveBystroem+2

@demiposeidon

19 күн бұрын

To a man with a ban button, everything looks like a type-A

@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR

14 күн бұрын

okay, okay

Mfs when an innocent chatter gets banned for no reason: "okay okay, lets unban this guy"

@lockbotirl2394

19 күн бұрын

-2

@TheFractalizer

19 күн бұрын

+2

@chillaxTF

19 күн бұрын

the mfs do be like that in that scenario but nonetheless -2

@okamisamakun

19 күн бұрын

Let's forgive them for their theoretical transgression.

@adhominems

19 күн бұрын

+2

s/o to the guy saying "average cop" in chat after the incident

@Mighttester

19 күн бұрын

Less hinged than the original chatter tbh.

@kildeer

19 күн бұрын

based

@18skeltor

19 күн бұрын

18 cops

@theparagonal

19 күн бұрын

​@@18skeltorHim not knowing it's a Ram Ranch reference after all this time makes it even funnier that it bothers him

@lirimiri7034

19 күн бұрын

@@theparagonal IT IS?

Librarian when northern lion murders a chatter: “okay, okay let’s clip this guy. Let’s clip this guy for content”

“I went out to eat-“ “bro went and ate”

@heliasthehelias3058

19 күн бұрын

foodpilled eatmaxxer

@coldramen9816

18 күн бұрын

"I went out to eat" "when the food is eaten 🤣"

nl be like "innocent citizens getting locked up for no reason builds character"

Dude just needed to say “better learn how to cook Chinese food buddy” then the joke fits the rubric NL is used to.

@PenumbralFigure

18 күн бұрын

+2

@Ivy_Panda

7 күн бұрын

The first rule of comedy is to know your audience.

Bro went to a restaurant

@fevant4605

19 күн бұрын

grown ass man

@OSDisco

19 күн бұрын

+2

@RetroCandyArt

19 күн бұрын

the dinerrrrr

@Thebdippy

19 күн бұрын

Foodpilled and eatmaxing

@jamespeetz4008

19 күн бұрын

Bro is not beating the restaurant allegations

I really don't get why he thought they were trolling. It was the most neutral message ever and he just shoots the guy.

First chatter has that: “I went out to eat-“ “Bro went out to eat 💀” Energy.

I always love Origin dunking on NL after stuff like this. He really is the chatter's champion

@sharkbit3547

19 күн бұрын

We love him folks don’t we

@slavenin6496

19 күн бұрын

They really are the champion in the weeds of Minotaur's labyrinth

the existence of northern lion implies the existence of a southern lion. prolly streams on kick

@pete8276

19 күн бұрын

Tyler1

@Bifocal_Burrito

19 күн бұрын

@@pete8276 to think that if NL had clicked with LoL and not the Magika MOBA that they might have tread the same path.

@baldability

19 күн бұрын

northern lion or southern masochist

@Planterobeets

19 күн бұрын

Leon Sureño from Argentina. But the part of Argentina closest to the penguins.

@tonydragon784

18 күн бұрын

Sou thernlion

He's gone mad with power

His keyboard lights on fire if he doesn't ban someone every two seconds.

pull out the ukulele old man

Okay but whens NL ever said "so I cooked a meal". Bro's too busy yapping about McRewards

Librarian fights back with some spicy videos after the Lion calls him out for the Twitter beef - more at 11

whenever nl says "and i will say" he always do he saying something after saying it. mas respect

NL is like the people who refused to believe that the subprime mortgages would fail because he just REALLY needed to go to london drugs that day

I love northern lion he’s my favorite

I have literally no idea what that place is or why someone saying it's closed would be so inflammatory - vital context missing :(

@Sheamu5

19 күн бұрын

His beard trimmer died and he was going to go to London Drugs to buy a new one.

@Domus_Maximus

19 күн бұрын

@@Sheamu5 Ohhhh thank you - the name of the shop really threw me off, I thought it was a chemist or something

@reda-exe

19 күн бұрын

saying it's closed was viewed as a lie for no reason, since it was normal business hours and not a holiday. so it would be like saying "Walmart is closed" at 2pm on a tuesday - makes no sense unless the store perhaps had an untimely cybersecurity attack. NLs response was extreme either way 😂 he's getting real tired of chatters saying things for no reason i guess

@manniquin

19 күн бұрын

​@@Domus_Maximusit is a pharmacy! it just also sells a lot of other stuff

Ok why is everything in Canada named after a city in another country?

@NathanielLawrence413

19 күн бұрын

Average North American experience.

@SilverionX

19 күн бұрын

To be fair, USA has towns named after countries, and they don't even put new in front of it. I hear there's a town called Denmark somewhere around Chicago but I never check facts I want to be true.

@Ragnell123

19 күн бұрын

@@SilverionX You're 100% right. There's a Peru, Indiana for example

@dpetersz

19 күн бұрын

That's how young colonies work

@HopUpOutDaBed

19 күн бұрын

because when mfers were coming off the ships to steal land from the natives they thought "Auxilzlwaqqa" was too hard to say so they just said fucck it we'll call it London 2

0:53 “this is the real world” while streaming on twitch is hilarious

@polishpipebomb

19 күн бұрын

Tbf "as close as it gets" is true for a twitch chatter

They definitely sell electronics at Shoppers Drug Mart. I bought my Nintendo Switch there

@verkhvo

19 күн бұрын

they sell it there because it's sooo addictive am i right fellow video gamers

@AcmeMonkeyCompany

18 күн бұрын

@@verkhvo The real drugs were the Paper Mario: The Origami Kings we bought along the way

he do be a little bloodthirsty tho

This thumbnail is incredible, where do you even find this stuff Librarian

Bro wrote an unban essay.

I came into this stream just as he said you'd have to spend a night in the drunk tank. It's very refreshing to have this context lol

youre gonna have to edit the 100k plaque in the minecraft background

I would correct him for actually 00’s maxing but it doesn’t roll of the tongue as well and evidently I would just get banned so I’ll let it slide.

@gigitrix

19 күн бұрын

Late nineties & early 00s but let's be real here the vibes were infinitely better in the 90s

@dewhi100

19 күн бұрын

the 00s are the aughts or naughts. he is all for naughties maxing

When I was in Vancouver I went into Shopper's Drug Mart just because of hearing NL mention it so many times.

The unlucky situation of a broken shaver will resolve itself by the growth of a lucky horseshoe

"In military terminology, friendly fire or fratricide is an attack by belligerent or neutral forces on friendly troops while attempting to attack enemy/hostile targets. Examples include misidentifying the target as hostile, cross-fire while engaging an enemy, long range ranging errors or inaccuracy... Errors of response inhibition have recently been proposed as another potential cause of some friendly fire accidents. These types of errors are different from visual misidentification, and instead appear to be caused by a failure to inhibit a shooting response."

I'm waiting for NLs weekly Barber arc.

…which Bits and Banter am I gonna have to watch to hear the restaurant story?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

19 күн бұрын

just watch the first 10 mins of yesterday's VOD

Americas test kitchen book is still goated tho

The police is ruthless in letourneau's chat

the more NL's chat looks like xQc's the less interested i am in in NL. lmao

TOMP

Now whos combative 😂

1:30 me when my dealer isn't of sound mind

@Mal05407

19 күн бұрын

+2

I see Hollow Knight protagonist on the thumbnail...

Librarian, how hard would it be if you make a compilation of all NL's Magic the Gathering references, sparse as they are? I want to trick my mtg friends into watching him.

@kevinsun7617

19 күн бұрын

Bro thinks we still live in a world where jace the mind sculptor is the best planeswalker out there. He gets it but his knowledge is antiquated. I don’t think you can fool someone who’s super deep in the weeds

Restaurant visiter food maxxer

NL guys will come face to face with an unfair, punitive system of banter-based retribution and type "+2"

ACAB includes NL 😔

NL live tsujigiri

why would the second guy get banned in the first place tho

@charismaticinsanity9576

16 күн бұрын

Because NL is more sensitive than he wants to admit

@drcocbloc1615

16 күн бұрын

​@@charismaticinsanity9576 he really does seem to ruminate on negative chats, as much as he plays it off

brother can you stop saying real stuff "take 10 minuts and cry it out in the cooler" that shit is real i have a chair in there just for sittin down and getting it out real quick

I like Northenlion, but why does every streamer end up so power-trippy with their chat, must be inevitable

@gamebot991

19 күн бұрын

first comment on this channel is armchair psychology, I think we're cooked guys

@kosamebrandan7646

19 күн бұрын

​@@gamebot991 This guy's comment is why streamers are allowed to get power trippy with their bans 😂

@Bigolcat95

19 күн бұрын

See you in the unban request.

@enotsnavdier6867

19 күн бұрын

Who cares? Why're you such a baby?

@pthepersistent7369

19 күн бұрын

Cause how else do you corral 10k+ idiots who are all trying to seek attention by being rude?

While clips like these are funny it's genuinely kind of sad watching NL slowly lean more and more into banning and auditing everyone that types anything he thinks is remotely out of line. I'm not even a Twitch viewer I just feel like his hostile relationship with chat these days kind of kills the vibe sometimes, at least for me.

@polishpipebomb

19 күн бұрын

nah, I think you need to like realize you're watching recordings of moments that are always caught and if ANYONE was recorded every second they are live and you watched every bad chat interaction you would get that impression. Also if you're not watching on twitch, then double what I said and give it to the next person, Lmao.

@muffinman2223

19 күн бұрын

I'm not saying these clips aren't cherrypicked, but they do showcase how easily you can earn yourself a permanent vacation from chat. "London Drugs is closed" got someone permabanned. Even if he were wrong, why does such an innocuous statement get such a harsh punishment?

@heliasthehelias3058

19 күн бұрын

@@muffinman2223 because it's funny

@xionkuriyama5697

19 күн бұрын

I mean, I'm pretty sure playing this hyperaggressive "if you mildly piss me off I wack you" character is the whole bit.

@Sarahandbunny

19 күн бұрын

He gets to choose who hangs out with him, too

Learn to take a joke

@dontuserachelslurs

19 күн бұрын

NL doesn't even read the comments on his own channel you expect him to read these? 😂😂😂😂

@gamebot991

19 күн бұрын

op in the unban request "as the streamer is over 30 he has probably taken a joke more than me but that's a 50/50"

@ronnieortega1709

19 күн бұрын

@@gamebot991 i was honestly waiting for people to say things like this. My intentions for the comment was to imitate what that guy said. “Learn to cook” “learn to take a joke” Seeing you 2 act up and the people who liked the comment were completely oblivious. Learn to take a joke

@hawxchampion523

19 күн бұрын

​@@ronnieortega1709Me when I make a joke that doesn't land: paragraph

@littleratfella6857

19 күн бұрын

@@dontuserachelslurs Not true, I am Northernlion and I just read that comment. I'll see them tomorrow in the unban requests.

he is banning people for the most petty reasons lmao

@xionkuriyama5697

18 күн бұрын

thats the joke

hi librarian :)