That 5¢ per customer joke killed me.

@Barnaclebeard

8 ай бұрын

It's such a corny old joke but it still works

@RuthvenMurgatroyd

7 ай бұрын

The "simple arithmetic" part always fucking gets me 😂

@ashuosake2323

6 ай бұрын

😂

@Sniperboy5551

5 ай бұрын

I saw it coming from a mile away, but it was still hilarious. Andy just saw it coming.

@FTLnovaKid

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

"Because you weren't gay, you were raped" followed by a massive roar from the crowd.

@brianb2783

8 ай бұрын

Norm explaining the joke is often funnier than the punch line.

@bensonbright

7 ай бұрын

​@@brianb2783"It was a punchline. Norm is a genius at creating two or three punchlines with the last always being the unexpected but always the best.

@brianb2783

7 ай бұрын

​@@bensonbright I'd say he was the master of delivering punchlines regardless of where they landed. Sometimes it was the traditional location at the end of the joke, sometimes it came after, and sometimes they were sprinkled throughout the story he told during an otherwise mediocre joke. He took jokes that wouldn't be funny if anyone else told them and made them hilarious.

@DavidTa2

Ай бұрын

Swedish Germans are so sensitive 😂

The fact that Andy still isn't over these jokes and had gone on long monologs about them on Conan's podcast, makes them even funnier.

@callanc3925

11 ай бұрын

I also like how norm made andy say, on national tv, that theres more dignity in being raped than being gay

@jeppolini9774

11 ай бұрын

Extra funny when Conan's done plenty of jokes in the same vein towards Jordan Schlansky; maybe the issue is rather being the butt of the joke?

@deaconblooze1

11 ай бұрын

He really is a sweetish German.

@jameslutian1977

11 ай бұрын

@@jeppolini9774 As a lifelong Conan watcher, I only realized toward the end what a waste Richter was the entire time. An Adam Eget-like character would've been infinitely funnier, but as we can see Andy was too prissy. What a shame....And yes, I did just give Adam Eget a compliment.

@LetsGoMetsGo33

11 ай бұрын

@@callanc3925 lol. Well, more signity than being a gay prostitute.

Norm was basically the only guest that even acknowledged Andy.

@ryantiller5624

6 ай бұрын

People are so rarely acknowlwledged. Remember the good old days when we'd all go out acknowlwledging?

@edmunddonnelly3881

6 ай бұрын

@@ryantiller5624 Yep, then we'd all go follow a garbage truck.

@MaxSludge

4 ай бұрын

@@edmunddonnelly3881 …those were the days…now ruined by this meddling bureaucracy…

@FTLnovaKid

3 ай бұрын

😂

@mikebud12

8 күн бұрын

At least Andy wasn't a virulent holocaust denier

‘There’s nothing wrong with being gay. Unless you’re not gay. Then there’s something horribly wrong with it.’ Haha

Andy richter doesn’t own a doghouse

@joblo6394

11 ай бұрын

well he’s Swedish German

@ethanmitchell3161

11 ай бұрын

Best comment ever

@Lo-fi_Hi-brow

11 ай бұрын

😂

@kenneth6211

11 ай бұрын

Wanna go get some chicken?

@dr.madthumbz2689

10 ай бұрын

Never went to the university of science neither. What a looser

Getting a rape joke on tv and calling another man unwillingly gay was the pinnacle of comedy. RIP Bean King

@silencedmaxim5889

6 ай бұрын

@@dejuren1367 I didn't know only mexicans could enjoy beans.

@jamesdavis3851

6 ай бұрын

I don't get the bean king part??? please help, honestly

@CharlieTWilbury

6 ай бұрын

His delight while saying you were raped, was fucking hilarious.

@Exploshi

2 ай бұрын

insane pfp

@arnoldziffel4943

Ай бұрын

@@jamesdavis3851 The bean king is the guy who finds the bean in the cake.

Swedish German one was the best, so damn savage. Norm had such a unique way of telling jokes. Absolutely unique and a form of art.

@Bronek.Konarski

11 ай бұрын

I remember in school, in the UK, in the 1970's, we used to tell that joke. Only it was seven guys that had to know. It took four to hold 'Andy' down... 😁

Poor Andy, he jumped in appropriately with that joke and got marked for life.

@victorespino5650

9 ай бұрын

Exactly lol

How the hell is it I can watch these same clips repeatedly and laugh every time.

@akonpierre

10 ай бұрын

Same here

@SDW90808

9 ай бұрын

It was Norm’s gift. I recently watched him tell the oldest joke ever and laughed till I had tears.

@dellis2852

9 ай бұрын

YES!! RIP Norm... the GOAT slow burn king and trolling master.

@ludmillagutomo

8 ай бұрын

we all love norm

@prsee5969

6 ай бұрын

Conan can’t keep it together. Norm breaks him every chance he gets

11:44 this is why norm is the michael jordan of comedy. Andy says being swedish german is not funny. Norm proceeds to make being swedish german so funny that people on the street still call andy the swedish german even after norm is gone

@Pause0

8 ай бұрын

You can see the exact moment he goes "not funny eh? Time to pull out an andy richter joke"

@therealbs2000

7 ай бұрын

He took it personal like mj

@niknombre6773

6 ай бұрын

This is amazing and made me laugh even harder

He’s a good man.

Andy is a masterclass in how to be a good co-host. The man knows how to take a punch, and put a cherry on top. Seriously an underrated skill.

@MartinHiggins1972

Ай бұрын

No need to be sarcastic.

@danceswithchihuahuas7092

Ай бұрын

@@MartinHiggins1972gsh

@seanmurray7804

Ай бұрын

Knows how to take a punch? He whines incessantly on Conan’s podcast about how much norms jokes bothered him, didn’t even have the balls to talk about it while he was alive

@SeraphsWitness

Ай бұрын

@@seanmurray7804 yea I hadnt heard that yet at the time of my comment.

@fshoaps

Ай бұрын

Andy was useless.

The best ever at explaining the joke and making it funnier than the punch line: "9001 dudes!"

@tuurdemeester

10 ай бұрын

And it adds another layer. Because 9,000*0.05 = 45,000 instead of 450. It is Norm playing the dumb guy again... "simple arithmetic!"

@Coldcloves

10 ай бұрын

@@tuurdemeester I don't understand.. 9k*0.05 equals 450 though

@theritchie2173

10 ай бұрын

@@Coldcloves @tuurdemeester apparently doesn't understand decimals, or maybe he's just playing the dumb guy again. This thing has levels. We can all agree that it's not the absolute best Andy the Swedish German joke though.

@deaa2325

6 ай бұрын

​@@theritchie2173I feel like you get Norm

"There's nothing wrong with being gay. Unless you're NOT gay.. then it's the WORST thing you can be." is such a great, buried, throwaway line.

"But this guy really likes it" 😂😂

Love how it all goes back to Andy saying he likes hairy mens asses

Norm's smile... you know that smile is 'cause he knows that Conan knows that his joke is ridiculous... and the more he pretends it isn't ridiculous... the more he knows that Conan knows its absolutely ridiculous, yet Conan plays along. Gotta love Norm.

“I would like to tell you one story about Andy…” “I’m scared” 😭

"Gay porn is just a genre that cuts across all demographics."🤣🤣🤣

@Shadyrics

13 күн бұрын

But this guy really likes it

Never has the line "you were raped!" been SO hysterically funny.

@brianb2783

Ай бұрын

It’s right up there with “Doc, she’s choking.” I think Norm’s greatest talent was making people laugh at things they didn’t want to laugh at. It's the purest and highest form of comedy, to make someone genuinely laugh while also making them uncomfortable. He did it to Conan a lot.

@emanuelmota7217

29 күн бұрын

@@brianb2783 THAT is one of Norm's greatest punch lines!! SO visual ....

"You were raped!" 🤣🤣🤣

Andy was the first Adam Eget... sorry for Andy that he didn't get it, norm only mocked people he liked

Look at Norm's face reading his list of things he gave up on. See how he's enjoying every moment, looking at Conan like a mischievous child in anticipation for a reaction each time. Such a legend.

@walley2637

5 ай бұрын

the best part is that the paper was blank lol

@MaxSludge

4 ай бұрын

…the best part was his 5 minute explanation to the audience of what a succubus was just so he could later read that one line about dressing like an incubus…I mean even typing succubus and incubus right now makes me feel how ridiculous that night was…always seems like every part is the best part..

The hairy guys' asses mansion always makes my lol 😂

Despite being a legitimately funny guy, Andy Richter made a fatal rookie mistake with Norm Macdonald: he took the bait. Andy Richter to this day is bothered by these jokes, and that is why Norm MacDonald relentlessly, ruthlessly and consistently went after Andy. Andy just cannot help himself and Norm trolled him to the extreme *every* *single* *time*

@ezeqeel8352

4 ай бұрын

Andy landed couple good punches back too!

@Jim-su7en

2 ай бұрын

Never made me laugh

@boardskins

2 ай бұрын

​@@Jim-su7enwhy are you here?

@TheFrozenChildDick

Ай бұрын

@@boardskins this guys favourite comedian is brendan schaub, andrew shultz and joe rogan.

@kimcantswim174

Ай бұрын

@ezeqeel8352 None of his punches landed. He was just blindly flailing his arms around.

The fact that Andy never punched Norm proves that he loves gay porn.

@arnoldziffel4943

Ай бұрын

Who doesn’t love gay porn?

You get so busy watching Andy and Norm go at it the end of the joke that it's hard to notice that Conan can't contain his laughter, to the point that he has to get up from his chair, when you laugh so hard that it hurts to sit still, geez - Norm is a joke machine.

"why would I lie about that, it's not funny". It's about to be funny Andy, hold my beer.

I always liked Andy but will never forgive him for distancing himself so aggressively after Norm died, like trying to call him out or something. Really awful move by him literally within days of the man’s death. You know what they say; speak ill of the dead!

Andy and his wife had Norm cancelled from what would have been his last appearance on Conan, because Norm had expressed sympathy for his friends Rosanne and Louis C.K. when their careers were sent into a tailspin.

@mirkomeyerhoff2700

5 ай бұрын

Do you have any links for that?

@greenatom

5 ай бұрын

@@mirkomeyerhoff2700 I'm sure it's easily findable. Norm's Netflix show was soon to premiere and he was making the rounds promoting it.

@badmojo8955

5 ай бұрын

​@@mirkomeyerhoff2700no, they just make stuff up because of how they feel.

Compare this to how Adam Eget takes the same jokes. He plays off it much better

Norm putting into the gay box, knowing Andy is politically correct and absolutely abusing the sidekick role is genius

During the Lent list bit, I kinda hoped that after saying "stop paying thousands of dollars trying to learn to seduce Andy Ricter's wife" and letting the people laugh a little, he was gonna go "Oh wait-- this is Andy Ricter's Lent list!" as a final punch line.

@warren52nz

11 ай бұрын

That's a definite improvement! 🤣

@MrWalkerpercy

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, I can even hear the pause and Norm’s sprite grin

@joachimwalle3760

11 ай бұрын

@@warren52nz Thanks! That's a major compliment 💓

@joachimwalle3760

11 ай бұрын

@@MrWalkerpercy Haha, right? I was honestly so sure that's how he was gonna end it 😂

@kimcantswim174

Ай бұрын

😂 Hahahahahaha

5 cents is a good deal, considering I spent $15 last night

@theritchie2173

10 ай бұрын

Damn, I can't manage it 300 times in one night any more. The joys of old age.

@user-sv8gn9se2h

2 ай бұрын

Queensboro Bridge, eh?

Any fella that has another fella admit hes a Swedish german on tv and have him be happy about it is a man to be feared

I really appreciate Norm's feigned autism.

I'm so deeply closeted that I was confused by most of this. I liked the jokes though.

The man’s a genius 😂

Should have been in chronological order

His rant on Bob Dole and Gay Porn was pure Norm!

Andy's father was gay and he abandoned his wife and young Andy to go be gay with another man. Norm knew that, and that's the most brutal part of the savagery with Andy.

@johngaffigan3003

2 ай бұрын

If his dad did indeed abandon the family this way, and Norm knew that…should have let Andy be.

@stephieklassen3473

2 ай бұрын

@@johngaffigan3003 yeah that’s comedy

@donlightfoot9608

21 күн бұрын

@@johngaffigan3003 Totally irrelevant. Do you people not understand these are professional comedians? Gilbert Gottfried and others made jokes to Norm about dying of cancer WHILE Norm was dying of cancer. Granted they didn't know, but Norm went with it... And you're salty over Andy's gay father? 😂

I know what’s coming and yet I cry laughing every single time:)

Norm and David Letterman were heartwarming. And Andy was such a good sport. Norm and Conan are truly entertaining. Conan waiting for what comes next draws us in. And Norm never failed to hit it out of the park. Too soon.

It was never personal towards Andy. Conan’s sidekick could have been anyone - that person is the fall person for the jokes. Andy played it well for a while, but clearly it go to him and he took it personally. It wasn’t. That was part of Andy’s job really.. to be the fall guy.

Now i see how he got the inspiration to treat his side kick Adam Eget

If the show is fronted by a comic, and has his name in the title, and you appear every night, off to one side of him, you are his sidekick. A sidekick exists to be the butt of jokes. The fact that only one person honoured that convention doesn’t mean he was wrong. Norm was just keeping it real.

@Barnaclebeard

8 ай бұрын

He wanted Andy to be his Adam. But Andy wasn't his Adam, he was Conan's Andy, and I do think he was misused. Not that it wasn't funny, but it also wasn't nice.

@graemecreegan6749

8 ай бұрын

@@Barnaclebeard nope. Conan’s sidekick was Andy. When Norm got a show with his name in the title, he got himself a sidekick. Fella goes by the name, Adam Eget. The big difference is Norm (and to a lesser extent Adam) are comedians, so they get it. Conan (and to a lesser extent Andy) are writers, so they get butthurt.

@Barnaclebeard

6 ай бұрын

@@graemecreegan6749 cogitate more.

@fshoaps

Ай бұрын

@@graemecreegan6749Well to be clear. The Conan show obviously had writers that weren’t Conan and Andy, meaning for the 20 or so years they were on TV they had a major role in front of the live audience. And Conan, butthurt? I really have not seen any example of that occurring.

@graemecreegan6749

Ай бұрын

@@fshoaps Shoaps. A Swedish-German name if I’m not mistaken.

Ever since that first joke Andy gave him, he ran with it

“That’s your hero?!” 😂

Ah Norm, you were just the best!

Mr Roper Norman Fell was in the first Ocean's 11 in the 60's

"A 450.05 on the Richter scale" 😂 ...how bad an earthquake rapes a city...or a new measure for the fraudulence of someone's closetedness 😂

The little gleeful bounce at 6:20. Haha

My God i was dead the entire time 😂 Norm was amazing ASF 💯🎉

Simple arithmetic that’s 9001 dudes 😂

This is the best pride month video

Why did Andy Richter the Swedish German cross the road?

The more he says he's not gay, the more upset he gets .

“Well, you know what, I asked you how are you…” “Eh?!”

lost art form Norm a national treasure

When I saw Andy's whining about this i lost a ton of respect for him. The jokes are as much about the discomfort of people at gay jokes as they are about inappropriateness of gay jokes. Anyone who watches this and thinks that Norm had a problem with gay people is considerably lacking in intelligence... ...or so the Swedish-German's would have us believe...

@magnusgranskau7487

4 ай бұрын

its more about him always being the butt of the joke and being called gay, even thou its a joke. its bordering bullying

@user-zk9jv1tk6h

Ай бұрын

@@magnusgranskau7487that’s the joke, he’s the joke

@donlightfoot9608

21 күн бұрын

@@magnusgranskau7487 People who say a grown man playing the straight guy in a comedy skit is "bullied" is next level snowflake behavior.

Sometimes I get a feeling that they were in a secret relationship, and that It didn't work only becaude only Norm was open about his deeply closed lack of possession of a doghouse!!!

9:50 "So I said, so I said I’m ... so he said, you know ! I said I’m sorry about that” 😮

The funniest thing is that this kinda upset Andy a bit, and years later he ranted a bit about it.

Andy tried to make fun of Norm for being incredulous about Andy being Swedish German as if nothing interesting or humorous could be drawn from that. Norms like, oh yeah? Watch this

Makes me cry every time! Then I remember he's not with us anymore, and I can't stop crying

This is a gem!

Civil arithmetic is 9,001 dudes. That icing was always on the cake. Norm doesn't Powerlift Norm doesn't lift Norm doesn't have a cat Andy doesn't have a wife. Icing

"simple arithmetic" 2:53 makes me laugh so hard lmao

Norm did much worse to Adam Egret, and they were close friends.. comedy!

Who misses Norm?

I wonder if Andy is where Adam got that great money making idea from?🧐🤔

I miss Norm MacDonald What a loss to the world! I will pray for America. P God Bless you. I wish Andy would come around to loving the attention Norm MacDonald gave him through the years

@ben__6180

11 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, I just learned that Andy has committed himself body and soul to righteous jihad against the Great Satan that is America. While I do not personally agree with Andy Richter's choice to bring death to every man, woman and child in our great nation, I do respect his right to self-determination.

@Katya_Lastochka

11 ай бұрын

Andy didnt have the humility to be Norm's Adam Eget, who took part in some of the best comedic moments in history imo. Andy had that opportunity, but he thought he was Norm's equal and tried to outwit him. I mean, obviously Andys not gay. But a) who cares, and b) being insignant about it backfired. backfired.6

@ryanellis4474

11 ай бұрын

​@@Katya_Lastochka Hear hear! I still think Andy might be a homo, because countless hint that Norm MacDonald's digs against them were rooted in deep truths that Norm MacDonald otherwise played dumb to recognizing in them, which made the humor more pervasive and complex. Norm MacDonald was heavily influenced by many folks, including David Letterman, whose wont is to slip in inside jokes that the home audience does not know into much of his humor (the studio audience and/or the crew or guests might be in on David's extra jokes). Do you like Tarkovsky? I have seen "Solaris" and "Andrei Rublev" I was going to record a podcast on Norm MacDonald with a Norm MacDonald DEITY but canceled at the last minute (I had a hot date in Detroit). That happened to be the VERY DAY Norm MacDonald DIED! It was so spooky!

Andy can take anything except for Norm's swedish german jokes, that's kinda sad..

9,001 dudes 😂😂😂😂 My god he was so funny!!i knew the setup, punchline, and have seen it several times, but i still laughed pretty hard

Who gave you 5 cents? Everyone of them... Hahahaha!

I think Andy is insecure that Norm makes Conan laugh more than he can make Conan laugh.

That last joke was gold😂

"You were raped." Best. rape. joke. ever. Fight me.

Richter was good and norm was a legend. Thanks to Richie for setting him up!

The most successful thing Andy has ever done was sit on a couch

Not often you have those involuntary laugh out loud moments like this.

I like the episodes of Conan that were apparently on Game Boy

"Gay Porn is a genre that cuts across all the demographics."

He just couldn't keep the "why? You were r@ped..!" part to himself. :)) He was the best. To me, this was the best comedy ever.

A Real Hero.

@dennissalazar5866

6 ай бұрын

😉

That's 9000 and 1 dudes

@danathanaurelius4685

Ай бұрын

Conan's genuine laugh was awesome 😂

The voices and bits of business Norm adds to these old jokes. He’s a one off.

Norm was a gift from god, its not euphemism its fact. Norm could be considered a saint from the catholic church. As far as giving ppl hope and making ppl happy.

The real best joke is that Andy got the comedic respect he deserves. Norm when faced with Comedy talent went hard. Watch Nealon deal with Norm. There's no chance Andy Richter missed the joke. Those two were in cahoots but it's even funnier is Andy didn't actually find Norm funny.

In some alternate timeline these two hosted a talk show and it was so good that universe imploded.

Parts of this made my cry, I was laughing so hard!

The swedish german accepted the job as the lowly sidekick. Why complain? Getting stirred by Norm should be an honour.

I read HGA for the same reason as Andy!

Andy is genial, I like him. He’s part of the Conan show, which was my favorite late night show, so he’s alright by me. But a couple of his and his wife’s tweets bordered on trashing Norm… I was ready to jump ship on Andy. He redeemed himself by some respectful comments after Norm’s passing. RIP Norm. While you were here, you were THE BEST.

@ElusivePandaMan

10 ай бұрын

Now that he's gone, he's still the best underground comic

@Massacretalitor

10 ай бұрын

What exactly did they say? I'm really surprised because Andy doesn't seem like the kind of guy, and it seemed like enjoyed Norm's company.

@LetsGoMetsGo33

10 ай бұрын

@@Massacretalitor Andy mentioned that some Norm fans would refer to him as “Swedish German“, and noted the origin of the phrase. He also said words to the effect of that it was lame to tease somebody by insinuating that they are gay, and furthermore, if he were gay, he would be out and proud. I don’t remember the wife’s contribution, except that she was pretty strident about it. I believe Norm responded in a very respectful and polite way.

@Cyampagn

10 ай бұрын

@@LetsGoMetsGo33 It was lame. I love Norm but he pushed a joke that wasn't that funny in the first place, then went on and on.

@soavemusica

10 ай бұрын

@@Cyampagn The woke mob is funny. And tragic.

Norm knew a lot about gay porn, him and Andy watched it together.

Well look who found a nickel....

Andy never did learn how to become a character.

I told people for like10 years that i didn't own a doghouse and finally just like 2 weeks ago someone got what that meant. xD I gave him succ

King!!!