Funny thing about Ariel, first you see her you go: Oh, thats a pretty butterfly. Then you start to play her and realize you've stumbled on Galadriel in a Sauron-banishing mood. Dread Queen of Light, indeed.

@brianr.6376

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot and put maxed out ariel in melee vs chaos, she got 280kill

@yellowbeard1

3 жыл бұрын

I love how they leaned into the Galadriel thing. “BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE!!!!!}

@hivefleetkronos4108

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as i saw that she comes with all purple equipment i knew some fuck shit was gonna go down

@knightbane3752

Жыл бұрын

You see a dirty hippy but realise you get a dirty hippy

Feels wrong seeing the Sisters of Twilight as anything but two eagle bolt throwers being dual wielded by a forest dragon :V

@leverman2511

3 жыл бұрын

And hold funerels for ammunition

@Olav_Hansen

3 жыл бұрын

Eagle is better, because it makes the dragon a once per battle throwaway summon, with the eagle being for kiting.

@varisugocsay1152

3 жыл бұрын

@@Olav_Hansen It is technicly, but it is look stupid if a eagle use two eagle bolt thrower doncha?

@Olav_Hansen

3 жыл бұрын

@@varisugocsay1152 then why is it an EAGLE bolt thrower and not a DRAGON bolt thrower?

@varisugocsay1152

3 жыл бұрын

@@Olav_Hansen Oh no, what a twist!

Me: How many innuendos can you fit in a video? Cody Bonds: *Yes*

I was about to comment that the F-35 isnt the Raptor, its the Lightning II...then realized its a joke because they're giant fucking hawks XD

Someone: **Accidentally steps on a twig** Sisters of Twilight: *_TRIGGERED_*

@8eewee

3 жыл бұрын

twiggered*

@krausercruz2780

3 жыл бұрын

Suddenly you hear an echo in the forest *I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE*

The twins are so nice, Noob uploaded them twice.

Fun Fact! The Sisters of Twilight start at war with the Stone Horn tribe of beastmen. The only reason I know this is because they randomly attacked one of my settlements and then got viet cong’d shortly afterwards. Normally they ended up dying so fast in the first few turns and I was legitimately surprised because I never noticed it before.

@JagdWehrwolf

3 жыл бұрын

After watching this 'Noob's Guide...' Stone Horn takes on a new meaning...

@Himark89

3 жыл бұрын

@@JagdWehrwolf you mean rock solid horn? Horns are normally made out of bones.

Sorry about the quick repost. I had the wrong names at the very start and didn't want to hear about it forever. Also, I should have said F-22. It was a mistake, but meant as a play on words as they're riding hawks.

@Rush2201

3 жыл бұрын

This was the correct answer.

@sharktoothman96

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, naestra is the black haired one? Shiiiit

@darkoblivionmaster

3 жыл бұрын

My life is a lie! I thought Naestra was the white haired and Arahan was the dark haired!

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkoblivionmaster Nobody ever suspects the blonde.

@hangebza6625

3 жыл бұрын

I never can tell them apart by name alone anyway.

Throt: "You-you have awoken Throt from a particularly good-great dream involving two Sisters of Twilight. *TWINS THEY WERE-WERE!"*

@Johan_the_Marshal

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... I'm not sure about thinking of Throt as a Space Marine Dreadnought... feels kinda weird not gonna lie

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200

2 жыл бұрын

@@Johan_the_Marshal I suppose that Ghoritch is the Dreadnought then.

@rustkarl

2 жыл бұрын

*rat wheeze*

@shadowstrider8295

7 ай бұрын

Queek Headtaker: It is time-time to kill-slay no furs

If the sisters actually are the children of Ariel (avatar of Isha) then Daith (avatar of vaul) literally is their uncle

@goose4454

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why they get daiths special workshop thing every 10 turns

@Greenvd

3 жыл бұрын

good discovery mate. . . how did you deduce that? So incredible, wow. . .

@the_dropbear4392

3 жыл бұрын

@@Greenvd No need to be an asshole

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't Daith literally Vaul? Not an Avatar but the god himself?

@akumaking1

3 жыл бұрын

What does that make Malekith?

Naestra is sweet and must be protected.

@victuz

3 жыл бұрын

No worries, she is protected by her moody sister.

Ariel will be david bowie for me, thanks to the way she looks in this game Fitting counterpart for mel gibson tho.

@migri_19

3 жыл бұрын

Idk she looks like a Wild-haired Cher

In a world with dwarf-driven literal helicopters and sentient lizards riding flying dinosaurs, the TALKING TREES get air supremacy. Excuse me wtf

@brianr.6376

3 жыл бұрын

It's a world where dragon exist

@shaderunner8220

3 жыл бұрын

See, you'd have a point.... But have you considered- Dragons.

@Scarletraven87

3 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic

@WackadoodleMalarkey

2 жыл бұрын

Airheads and Trees, the High and Mighty

@lairoftheobsidianwolf5784

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaderunner8220 all the dragons in lustria are dead...becuase gyrmloc got hungry

Oh boy. Can't wait to see what horribly outdated porn references Cody throws out for this one.

@thethirdsicily4802

3 жыл бұрын

All of them.

Fun Lore Fact: As Ariel is Avatar of Isha, Orion is Avatar of Kurnous, and Daith is the avatar of Vaul If the sisters of twilight are indeed Ariel's children, that would mean that Daith is technically their divine uncle

Hey I will take it twice, I don’t mind. Hehehehe twin joke......I’ll show myself out

orcs:gets wrecked by the trees Everyone else who fought Vietnam and lost:first time?

"You can't have one without the other" Oh yeah. It's all falling right into place

I find myself saying “heyo” to myself whenever Cody says an innuendo. Is this normal?

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said.

I'm the lorax, I speak for the trees. And for some fucken, they're speaking Vietnamese

only now do i realise i had these the wrong way round. through their entire campaign i assumed Naestra was the pale haired one and Arahan was the dark haired.

@Outside85

3 жыл бұрын

I did the same... and I think it may have to do with the same logics that in the age of cowboy shows and movies gave the good guy had a white(ish) hat and the bad guy had a black hat.

@thenightqueen0

Жыл бұрын

The arrows they use might’ve also helped in the confusion since the arrow of dawn makes it look like it comes from Arahan and the arrows of dusk from Naestra cause of the color scheme. Also it makes more sense to see Naestra with sweet braids while Arahan has the free wild hair. But yeah now we know better. 😅

Can we get a noobs guide to Throgg? He’s got some great lore.

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

Throgg needs all the love he can get, as CA gives him none.

@blanck00xd12

Жыл бұрын

@@codybonds and yet no noobs guide for throgg til now?

Me: *Chooses to play the Sisters of Twilight.* Game: *"HIGHER! KING OF THE SKY!"*

@joshuacowling2237

3 жыл бұрын

I Understood That Reference 😎

@pastaman8191

3 жыл бұрын

They're flying too fast and flying too high...

@joshuacowling2237

7 ай бұрын

"He's Flying Too Fast And He's Flying Too High! Higher! An Eye For An Eye! The Legend Will Never Die!!!" I Understood That Reference 🤓😎

I need more noob guides love em ❤️

Yay Chickenaestra and Eaglehan, the twin chicken bolt thrower!

The Sisters of Twilight have the best campaign in all of Warhammer these days, bar none. Who else actually gets to fight on every continent and play every race matchup?

@borgar1765

3 жыл бұрын

all the other wood elves, for starters. drycha is far more fun in my opinion

@ChaoticHeretic

3 жыл бұрын

Queek literately fights everyone. Orks, Lizards, Empire, Dawi, Tomb Kings, Vcounts, Dark elves, High elves, and Bretonia. Norsca and Pirates are about the only ones he doesn't fight.

@Devchi

3 жыл бұрын

Im more interested in the three flavors of doomstack. Treemen, waywatchers or hawk riders? Pick yours.

@alenceon

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.

@alenceon

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.

"like hypochondriacs to WebMD" I felt that, beautiful writing though!

Your scripts are so witty and you execute each video masterfully. Thankyou and keep up the great work!

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the kind words. I've been taking a beating on this one for saying the wrong military aircraft, so it's nice to know some people did enjoy it.

Nearly 1200 hours (no joke) in Warhammer 2 and I still watch these "Noob's Guide" for the smooth delivery of raunchy jokes that segway perfectly into gameplay mechanics and history (not necessarily in that order). Can't think of anyone that nails it quite like you do. Love the videos, keep'em coming.

@PatrickHodge86

3 жыл бұрын

Omg.. I typed the above comment 2/3rds into the video and then I got to the line "No matter how much he (Daith) wants to play two girls, one forge." And I fucking lost it.

another work of art in the books! wonderfully done my guy!

These two are super awesome soldier sisters fighting evil at every glance and tip of an arrow. May they stay safe and their pursuits blossom.

Awesome video! Your best noob guide in some time, in my opinion. Keep up the good work! 😁

What an amazingly fun guide!!! well done.. subbed n liked!!

Holy shit you really done it ^_^, it's fun with this cliche twins. I hope you work on Wulfrik and Malekith *SKYWALKER*

Well this is a fun time. Thanks Cody

Your really are a gem 💎 your writing is on point just crazy good 👍

Been waiting for this.

I never thought I was going to laugh as much as I did to this video. Great job

I’m so glad that you used the dismounted mod for The Sisters of Twilight. 😊 I hope that the Creative Assembly will make you able to have Naestra and Arahan be dismounted and fight on foot for real in the game if the community asks them enough and give them enough feedback. It’s also very disappointing that the Wood Elves still use the same battle map soundtracks as The Empire, which is a problem that many other factions from the first game have like The Beastmen, Brettonia and especially Dwarves, they just all really need their own unique and specific music for their factions. Also the Elf twins “Naestra and Arahan” are one of the most sweetest and prettiest playable characters in the “Total War:Warhammer” games along with their Hippy Galadriel Queen Ariel and the graceful and loving Allariele The Everqueen. 🧝‍♀️🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️🧝‍♀️😍😘💗💗💗💗 Overall though this is a great video “Cody”, and It’s been great to watch your channel grow and release some wonderful content over the past three years! 😊😊😊

@JarmamStuff

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing the Empire's battle soundtracks are the best in the game

excellent as always sir!

the fact this video came out on my birthday it's so odd, they are my favourite characters in the game

This video got met to play their campaign and I must say I really enjoy it. Nothing in this video is exaggerated ;)

And now for Tree Hitler. You know you want it. Durthu or bust

8:41 - 8:42 - Angry aviation nerd noises

I just discovered these Noob's Guide videos and I enjoy them immensely. :) Great job! Do you intend to eventually make one for each Legendary Lord? I can imagine they take a lot of time to record!

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

They do take a great deal of time. A week of research and writing. A week to rewrite. Another for editing. And yes I hope to one day do them all.

@teemupulkkinen5382

3 жыл бұрын

@@codybonds Respect for keeping at it. :)

Personified Eagle Claw Bolt Throwers?

@igorwisniewski9412

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much, yes. Also always flying, the part when they are on foot in the video comes from mod, without it they start on Great Eagle that can only be changed into Forest Dragon after completing quest chain.

Love that CA implemented a quest for them called "Cloak and daggers".

These are always great I would love to hear you do one for alarielle and Tyrion

@discountplaguedoctor88

2 жыл бұрын

The one for Tyrion would inevitably feature a Game of Thrones reference.

@steakdriven

2 жыл бұрын

@@discountplaguedoctor88 you're probably right but Warhammer does impact predate A Song of Ice and Fire by a number of years so technically they had it first

The sisters are a full armored AC-130 gunship no doubt i love them thicc aff... Love the content btw 😎😎🔥🔥

if i remember well of the old Wood elves battle book, it's mentionned that the origin of Naestra and Arahan is shrouded, some speculated that it could two changeling, other say it coudl have been an elf baby named Naestrahan who was captured by forest spirit then splited in two entities becoming Naestra And Arahan, so i'm not really sure they are related to Ariel or Orion, but it's funny to imagine it.

@mk_gamíng0609

2 жыл бұрын

Well due to certain in-game dialog and the fact they work closely with G-dubs I think its safe to assume they are Ariel's daughters "We are all Children of Ariel" Some more than others sister" I take this as saying all wood elves are "children" of Ariel But they are Children of Ariel

Wait, the blonde is the violent one? I was certain it was the other way around. :O

@CharalamposKoundourakis

3 жыл бұрын

Nope nope. White hair is the bad girl.

@InquisitorThomas

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I feel the issue is the decisions to give Naestra and Arahan armor that matches their hair color was a bad idea, because sweet Naestra is dressed in full black metal, while psychotic Arahan is dressed in Gold and wears lipstick for some reason despite being the feral sibling.

@cadenvanvalkenburg6718

3 жыл бұрын

@@InquisitorThomas I suspect the CA team also thought it was the other way round

I always thought Naestra and Arahan were the other way around.... The bkack haired being the violent one and the white haired as the reserved one

Please do a video on Lord Mazdamundi.

The Cheerleader comparison got me

The reference to Bruce Campbell...precious!

The ted turner into don cheadle Yes That's the writing I'm here for

@Cody Bonds was "Twin Engines of Destruction" a deliberate reference (to the comic starrring Boba Fett and Dengar for those who don't know)?

This guy is great with his dialogue

I love these two.

Is reshade being used? If so could you share the file/link settings :)

ROFL. That was awesome, funny, and at the same time informative.

9:44 WHAT?HE IS THEIR UNCLE,HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!YOU SICKO!

@JarmamStuff

3 жыл бұрын

Have you *met* Warhammer Elves? It is expected and even enshrined in tradition for both Helfs and Delfs to get jiggy with one's close relatives. Why would Welfs be any different xD

@peepeepoopoomyguy7457

3 жыл бұрын

@@JarmamStuff because they support nature ?

Is anyone else wondering what was going on in that lord select screen?

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

Mixu's Legendary Lords Mod

Naestra the black haired one seems like a nice lady and good girlfriend material. That or she is just my type, and she is like one of few warhammer women that would actually not be a horrible idea to date.

@screamingcactus1753

3 жыл бұрын

Except she and her sister are a package deal. If you want to date Naestra, Arahan is never going to be too far away.

@willnorman-bargo

3 жыл бұрын

@@screamingcactus1753 yeah that's the downside, Although it really depends how far she can/ is willing to go. If it's like the same room that would be problem, but if it's like a block or more then it would be fine probably.

@leonzoful

3 жыл бұрын

@@willnorman-bargo I'm totally fine with her being in the same room as us

@InquisitorThomas

3 жыл бұрын

@@screamingcactus1753 Also your in-laws are two Demigods with known histories of violence.

@willnorman-bargo

3 жыл бұрын

@@InquisitorThomas true, still probably one of the saver choices in warhammer fantasy.

That dragon looks fantastic! Way better than the GW model

What mod did you use to get them off their mount? I did a double take when I saw them on foot.

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

It's linked in the video description. They have a clever way of handling a twin death I really like.

I heard the cry of ‘TWINS THEY WERE’ from the depths of… that… place.

Greetings! oh I am there just for nice elf twins. ok it started wrong. FOR THE HORDEE!

Next The STORNGEST CLAN ”becasu totaly not luck) clan Rictus could be fun one

I was wondering why I couldn't find the video lol

I haven't played in awhile since my PC suddenly decided it can't run total war 2 anymore... but how does the amber rework affect Orion and Durthu? Do you still need to spend amber for elite units?

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

It is no longer used for elite units. Amber is used to unlock late game techs, and is now single use.

What’s with the fosse jab damn dude. Fosse the goat.

Awesome

I would be unspeakably grateful if anyone were able to link the funky music in this video.

Is it Naestra the black hair one?

@benedictcucumber5113

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@AGamingChannelJW

3 жыл бұрын

@@benedictcucumber5113 Not gonna lie I thought the Naestra was the warmonger one and Arahan was the peacemaker

@benedictcucumber5113

3 жыл бұрын

@@AGamingChannelJW Neastra is the black haired one and the calm one. Arahan is the white haired one and the wild one. I understand its really confusing.

@AGamingChannelJW

3 жыл бұрын

@@benedictcucumber5113 I played a WHOLE campaign and thought it the opposite. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty sure the designation for the F-35 is "Lightning II", and the F-22 is "Raptor"; but meh, I get the point.

@codybonds

Жыл бұрын

Yup. I had it written correctly and said the wrong one while recording.

Did you use a mod to have the sisters walk on foot? (nevermind i just checked the discription.)

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

At least you thought to check there!

a request 🙏😄make noob guide to strigoi ghoul king

Twins! Yes!

4:52 Beautiful!

The cheerleader joke 😂😂😂

Can someone tell me what quest I do for the dragon??

@captainnoob4

3 жыл бұрын

It automatically becomes unlocked after level 12 or 14. It should say on the skill tree top left corner. The first step is just to put a spell caster into the sisters army. You can use either a spell singer or Ariel.

Clan pestilence next?

0:55 NICE 😎

It's like playing as The Sadeian Woman.

8:00 I understood that reference!

Most fun comp to blow people up with, twins, sorcerer of life until you get Ariel, then 18 eagle rider doomstack xD. Cant auto battle but when you do battle volley of kronos spam op, ariel's spells and items are broken and twins can just nuke lords/heroes

Wood Elf Mulch: 2/5 Gore-bull steak, 1/5 Orkoid mushrooms, 2/5 unwitting trespasser, lightly sprinkle in dwarf beard hairs as you river-stomp the mix beneath leaf litter. Avoid overusing Skaven remains, a high uric acid content makes the trees complain.

@WackadoodleMalarkey

2 жыл бұрын

Ou in my neck of the woods we sprinkle on a little vampire lord bone dust.. _Chef's Kiss baby_

May Archaeon be next? Or The magic frog?

@dreadkalibur1613

3 жыл бұрын

I'd save that for the chaos rework.

I never noticed Naestra had braids in her hair before! All this time! I wonder how she did them. Or who did them. Oh what if Arahan did them so her sweet sister could look cute like she wants to.

God please do an Alith Anar edgelord. This video is gold

Can you do krok-gar next he's cool

Just so you know my guy, it’s the F-35 Lightning. The f22 is the raptor lol

I mean I'd find it strange too if I suddenly heard music when I'm fighting on a battlefield.

Defenders of the weed.

I know I’m late but one of them really sounds like Laura Bailey

*readys bow with malicious intent that better not be the moonlight butterfly

Noobs Guide to Drycha next?

"Aiming to send michael flatley here, back to the same Chaos God that spawned U2 and Enya" Man these jokes are like poetry, Cody has such a way with words. ( I like both bands though, so I feel kinda attacked >_>)

@codybonds

3 жыл бұрын

I unapologetically love Enya. Ever since I first heard "Only Time" and found out she lives in a castle full of just her and her cats. But humor requires great personal sacrifice.

Never has a vegetarian option been so tempting