when every monster is dead you only have one enemy to face and by method of elimination it's also the strongest

@kingofcriminals

11 ай бұрын

since there are an infinite number of parallel worlds in noita you really cant kill every monster

@kingofcriminals

11 ай бұрын

@@Ybereza69 took one glance at your pfp and your opinion means nothing

@khardian2823

9 ай бұрын

​@@kingofcriminalsthere aren't

@missingn0o

8 ай бұрын

​@@kingofcriminals🤓

@ieatmicroplastics

7 ай бұрын

​@@kingofcriminalsbro

Rule #1 of Noita: If there is any possibility of your own wand damaging you, no matter how small the chance or how little the damage, you will die by your own wand

@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn

6 ай бұрын

even if it is just those god damn bubble spells

@Dokmix

4 ай бұрын

If you: blood magic + alpha (circle of vigour) it would extraordinary to die to that

@tendrool

Ай бұрын

murphy's law...

@Baddaby

20 күн бұрын

Just get 20k health silly

@mihael64

20 күн бұрын

Bloodlust + immunity my beloved

the longer you stare at the game over stats, the more humble you become

@dj_enby

11 ай бұрын

That explains my extreme hubris

@Other-AllOfTheAbove

11 ай бұрын

But his stats are kinda... mid... what do you mean?

@kitsun9375

11 ай бұрын

​@@Other-AllOfTheAbove staring isn't the same as looking. you don't know how vulnerable you are in a god run until you die. the longer it takes you to process your death, the more ptsd and humility is seared into your being

@Other-AllOfTheAbove

11 ай бұрын

@@kitsun9375 Frankly I don't share such a romantic view of stats and numbers. You can die any moment without warning as long as you don't hold the Amulet of Yendor. Everything else just reduces that chance.

@kitsun9375

11 ай бұрын

@@Other-AllOfTheAbove it's easy to forget this

Propane tank was somehow even included, it's truly the most consistent source of deaths in this game

Pro tip for anyone struggling with low max HP, keep your eye out for the blood mages. They’re the red wizards with the deformed head. There’s a little trick you can do with them to get a ton of max HP. The blood mages shoot projectiles at you which cut your max health in half each time you are hit and when the debuff wears off your health is doubled to return to normal. This means if you have a ton of the debuffs stacked and then pick up a +max health, that additional max health will be doubled every time each debuff wears off. Bring a blood mage to a health pickup, coat yourself in ambrosia, let him hit you a bunch, pick up the max health, and then you’ll have a shit ton of HP. Can be hard to pull off but still extremely valuable. Hope this helps 👍

@thefishwhisperer1355

7 ай бұрын

indeed, good tips. also spending 30 mins in both left and right parallel worlds can usually yield 2k HP.

@trettstir5375

6 ай бұрын

@@thefishwhisperer1355 at that point you are better of getting health perks from different more parallel worlds

@AnaDoMatoSA

6 ай бұрын

Also you can use a teleport bolt wand and give it to the mage, they go after you faster

@conradolosada7835

18 күн бұрын

​@@AnaDoMatoSA Using a wand with a homebringer bolt is easier, you can do it yourself that way

@oloolo5269

17 күн бұрын

😊r😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

I liked the constant excessive circle of vigor usage, like full health would save you from your own self destruction

@bramvanduijn8086

6 ай бұрын

Putting it in your teleport wand is quite wise, since you should be using that to get away when you get hurt, so you will often need healing.

This is why i have a zero tolerance policy for friendly fire-enabled spells :P

@thefishwhisperer1355

11 ай бұрын

what spells do this

@bramvanduijn8086

6 ай бұрын

@@thefishwhisperer1355 A lot of them. All explosives, slime ball and anything else that causes any kind of stain (including fire), death cross, anything electrical, all plasma spells, all disc spells, all barriers, several clouds, and all damaging fields.

That's the good ending. Mina survived and won a demand to the Lukki mining organization for 10 million dollars. Mina invested that money in Bitcoin and never had to work again.

I feel this.. I've lost two very time consuming runs myself, both times to polymorphine

And now you know piles of whatever can have propane tanks in them. Good times! Edit: looking at the frame-by-frame he died from his own spell a good 9 frames before the tank blew, lol

@CeruleanAether

10 ай бұрын

That and a propane tank isn’t gonna oneshot an 800hp noita.

@soulfuzz368

7 ай бұрын

@@CeruleanAetherthe centre of a propane tank explosion does 1300 damage which is more than a nuke.

@why_i_game

7 ай бұрын

@@soulfuzz368 Is that the real numbers, or the old (incorrect) numbers? Noita recently fixed the explosion damage being off by 100% (double the actual damage amount). But the worst part about propane tanks is if the explosion doesn't kill you, the freezing vapour cloud likely will.

The speed due to the black hole applied combine with the heavy shot easily killed you

@andYz00m

Жыл бұрын

the old black hole your own heavy projectiles up the butt trick

@save-scum

11 ай бұрын

do u mind explaining I'm bad at the game and don't understand whappened..

@elsdon2427

11 ай бұрын

@@save-scum so basically, his wand setup buffed a sparkbolt with double trigger, which casts the 2 next spells in the wand once the spark bolt hits something. on his wand, when the sparkbolt hit something, it would cast Mu (a spell that applies all the projectile modifier spells on a wand to the next projectile (also dont look this up because its spoiler territory)) and divide by 4 (also dont look this up even though the vid kinda showed it) which casts the next spell 4 times. both of these (Mu and divide by 4) are applied to the infestation, which can damage the player. Then on top of this, the spells to power after the refresh turns all the little particles created by infestation into one super hard-hitting particle from infestation. There is some other noita shenanigans going on but thats the gist of it. Keep in mind that these infestation projectiles can damage the player, and making them hit harder also means that the player can take more damage from them. so at 5:14 when he creates all those infestation particles with super high damage, and then a black hole (which sucks in any surrounding projectiles) they all converged into him. killing him super fast. At least thats what I think is going on, you can never be too sure with noita

@elsdon2427

11 ай бұрын

wait actually nvm, you can actually see several other times when the projectiles collide with him but dont do any damage, or at least nothing like the 400 that hit him first. So i really have no idea.

@elsdon2427

11 ай бұрын

@@AIuzky aah, ty. I didnt know infestation worked like that

It's funny that standing next to a propane tank, you didn't die from it

As great poet Eminem once said "Here comes gravity"

WOAH had no clue you could throw a broken wand on the anvil with 600 hrs play time lol

@Nvggs

Жыл бұрын

You thought they were just a gimmic weapon lmao

@graydhd8688

11 ай бұрын

@@Nvggs A pretty terrible one at that. Really funny thing is I remember reading a comment saying they love grabbing one early for the Hiisi base, and I literally thought they meant to just throw it so can take care of enemies around the corner or something. Tried it a few times and was confused as to why that person liked it lmao

@Reece8u

11 ай бұрын

@@graydhd8688 Just wait until you find out about what else you can throw on the anvil! And by wait i mean throw every conceivable thing on there 😆

@graydhd8688

11 ай бұрын

@@Reece8u I already know about how to get the requirement spells, are there more things?

@cecil8329

6 ай бұрын

​@@graydhd8688Throw in an emerald tablet and you'll get a special item you can use at the alchemist's hut in the lake

By the time I start experimenting with wands, I usually have around 10k-20k health and 4+ stainless armors, plus saving grace haha I still Noita'd myself with a self-replicating omega sawblade spell though (turns out homing only works on the sawblade if there are any alive enemies on the screen, otherwise, the only alive enemy is you)

@dani1999n

20 күн бұрын

oh god a wisp sawblade thats absolutely terrifying

Can't go about with a wand that can hurt you + has bounces and spells to power integrated to it, and not expect things to go bad lol u_u"

Hot tip, try to get like 2k < HP at this point XD I feel the pain. I was doing Uusi Aurinko for 6 hours and died to polymorph in the work while I was being greedy for gold... at 50k gold.

@booga-wx7cd

11 ай бұрын

I currently have a massive run, aprox 10k health, full immunities and prepping for sun quests. Was digging up into jungle and got turned into a fish, I was so terrified that the poison Hiisi was going to get me before I turned back

@LordKoKuyou

11 ай бұрын

At that point should have been able simply enter the gold biome and the 250k. Why care about a little bit of gold? When i was to the game i died a lot because of gold too, but now i understand that i only a blacko and i greek and boom...250k gold. Since parallel words have the gold biome too it makes trivial to accumulate 1 million gold. Lets not even about breaking the reroll machine to get a dozen of greed perks then infinite gold.

@smittywerbenjagermanjensen7027

11 ай бұрын

@@LordKoKuyou Trust me, I had visited some gold areas already, but alas, 260 hours is not enough to protect me from the ooh shiny big gold nuggy.

@robertluna518

11 ай бұрын

Got like 25 million health and a great tipo to die is using the end of everything an trhowing youself in the poly shot Wasted like 3 hours finding a way to die

@LordKoKuyou

11 ай бұрын

@@robertluna518 Well if you reach the point where you can't die no matter what and you want to die i recommend closing the game and editing the player.xml file in your save00 folder and search for hp=" there will be a number inside so you just change it to 1 and close it with (") like this hp="1" Now you just have to take 1 damage to die. Blood to power is a good way to do that. I know most players don't like to edit the save because that is cheating and i don't like to do that either. Still i rather do that than spending hours JUST SO I CAN DIE.

12 frames... all it took was 12 frames

That was def an interesting wand build, im usually more conservative with my attack wand

@liquidbeans4209

2 ай бұрын

I personally love pure speed for my wands. The faster the shred the better

A wee bit too mild for a 10 hour run, that's why you died without poly involved or the game freezing.

thanks for teaching me that a black hole will suck every projectile in its vicinity towards itself

it do be like that how many times will we have to face this fate

Next time, get the health glitch, so you can have 2k health or more and ... still die to polymorph or your own wand... wait...

that was beautiful.

Your own projectiles went into following the black hole

Usually Godkiller wands kill the only God you have...

On this week i died on two similar runs and these death's sponsored by polymorphin, it doesn't matter how much hp you have or how much damage you have in your wand if ship goes "beeee" :) 😢

Pretty sure having heavy shot on a self damaging projectile isn't the greatest idea.

turned into an example

Of all the ways you could have died, that was one of them, lol. When you started playing with the Divide By spells I figured you would find a way to murder yourself. Then when you added the Heavy Shot I was sure you'd die by your own wand. It's kind of hard to even tell how you died there. You cast the Black Hole which blew up a hidden propane tank, but that wasn't enough to kill you. It seems the Black Hole also dragged all of your own damaging spells nearby directly onto it, which was where you were standing. I guess the Heavy Shot projectiles finished you off. Edit: Yeah, the Game Over screen said you died by your own projectile.

@kalamar5432

7 ай бұрын

What happened was the dude applied bouncing and heavy shot to his projectiles so when he fired the black hole all of his remaining projectiles got sucked right into him lmao

This video hurt my soul

Just open the game with an .exe from the game files while not doing anything in the old window and your death will be reverted

feel your pain

Noita moment

I love swappers i love swappers I love swappers i love swappers I love swappers i love swappers I died WAAAY TO MANY times by my projectiles by them changing position with me

Can't say Ive been there, most 10hr+ runs I lose to poly

Cause of death: Hubris

noita moment

I had to slow it down to 0.25 to see what happened, didn't know black holes could do that

10h run no saving grace?

Noooooo, your first mistake was only having 800 HP ten hours in 😭😭

press F

How to record such long replays? Preferably in good quality

@thefishwhisperer1355

3 ай бұрын

I use nvidia shadowplay and it records in the background 20 mins at a time. Obs studio is also popular

having 800 hp on a 10 hour run is mad skill issue

sad man

Ahah, classic 😸

it's always black hole.

I had 20hours run...

Hämis 👍

Definitely a skill issue

you died in 3 frames lol

Big L here

10 hours without parallel world and so small hp level??? 🤣

800 hp after 10 hours.. you deserved it

how did you not get fire immunity during a 10 hour run?

@Gioooooooo8

7 ай бұрын

that 11 hrs run are sus as fuck 😅 there a lot of things that he don't did that can be made on 2/3 hrs run easily, i personatly think he just put the game open'd on second plan when doing other things...

@P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ

7 ай бұрын

were not all pros lol@@Gioooooooo8

@ve8547

6 ай бұрын

Probably he just left the game run in the background while doing others thing

10 hours and only 800HP? weak

@nziom

Ай бұрын

Not something iroh would say

u can some cheatin. when u die, just press restart u pc and game will start 2 min before u die

@BSxDD

7 ай бұрын

lmao

@timvanarsdel

7 ай бұрын

Just hit ctr-alt-del, switch to Task Manager, terminate Noita, and reload the game.