"here's a wand that summons the fucking sun" - only in noita

@A_very_bad_youtuber

3 ай бұрын

"As a fun extra, i made other one that can launch the sun"-also only in noita

@DJ_AwesomeSauce

3 ай бұрын

" I cast *_THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN._* "

@nostalgicwarframeplayer1231

3 ай бұрын

One made out of *lasers*

@escahfaidhe755

2 ай бұрын

CRUEL SUN

@rafaelkmmendes5544

27 күн бұрын

He said calmly.

ive been playing noita for a few months now, this community absolutely scares the shit outta me on a regular basis, but bravo this, this is terrifying

@Kristopian

3 ай бұрын

I find it kinda funny that Noita is one of the (slightly) less deranged games to come out of Finland

@keithklassen5320

3 ай бұрын

I've been playing for years, and this scares the shit out of me.

@CursedSFMS

3 ай бұрын

@@Kristopian Cruelty Squad and ULTRAKILL come to mind

@Kristopian

3 ай бұрын

@@CursedSFMS I was thinking of both when I commented this, I have a hard to explain to normal people amount of hours in Cruelty Squad

@Kristopian

3 ай бұрын

@@CursedSFMS they also have Clash of Clans, and Angry Birds, although those are deranged in a completely different way

Bro became the wizard that got tired of ppls shit and started casting super enethical spells like "instant brain hemorhage" and "unending panic attack"

@timelesspoultry8849

3 ай бұрын

Little trolling :)

@chaitanya8126

2 ай бұрын

Enethical 😭😭

@B_4035mn

2 ай бұрын

Ah at least he didn't use the famed "Testicular torsion" spell.

@snarkycommenthere9027

2 ай бұрын

"alright man that's it that's the last fucking straw I summon ZEUS"

@NuclearRaven13

2 ай бұрын

POWER WORD: SCRUNCH

8:58 "Once inside Minas Domain Expansion: Metempsychological Prestidigitation. The infinite souls of Minas past lives diffuse into the target causing their body to violently erupt with cursed energy, killing them instantly. It is feared among even the most powerful of Sorcerers as Minas cursed wands allow them to perfectly manipulate Cursed Energy to their will similarly to the Six Eyes of Gojo Satoru. The end result is a Technique that not even Limitless could defend against. It is a perfected Work."

@stevesabba2379

3 ай бұрын

Me 3 minutes later, I did not expect the malevolent shrine after pocket dimension XD.

@stymlice2332

3 ай бұрын

​@@stevesabba2379 i think "domain expansion" name suits pocket dimension one better

@stymlice2332

3 ай бұрын

Before his inevitable death, The Master of Masters asked Minä: "Are you Noita because you are pursuing knowledge, or are you pursuing knowledge because you are Noita?" She replied: "When it comes to the pursuit of knowledge, there is no one except me. Because throughout Infinite Parallel Worlds I alone am The Creative One."

@tehcodekid8421

3 ай бұрын

This goes hard af

The pocket dimension one feels like a final smash

@SpringySpring04

Ай бұрын

it literally is

@thepotatotaxi2430

Ай бұрын

same with the storm

This is not just wand crafting, this is wand crafting turned into art. I'm so used to just going for simple and efficient wands that just kill things, seeing these wands felt like a breath of fresh air.

@mapron1

3 ай бұрын

Someone will make baba is you engine in wand spells one day. And run Doom in baba in you because why not.

optimizing wands that deal millions of damage to need only 30 max mana makes me so proud of the community. You are all more scary than any cryptid

@surr3ald3sign

3 ай бұрын

Not only that but NO RECHARGE is insane, bro i struggle to get a functional spark wand build most of the time and my all time strongest wand only dealt around 100k damage per shot (it was a spark trigger to summon rocks that had 2 of the projectile auras on them iirc, it was fun until i touched a few pixels of poly and the rocks came right back at me)

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

​@@surr3ald3signOh, i know the method. Anyway, if you want a lot of damage from simple wands the easiest way is to combine accelerating shot with bounce projectiles. Their damage scale with their speed compared to how fast they were at the start

@orange0666

Ай бұрын

@@surr3ald3signpiercing short range homing area teleport spark bolt with trigger that fires off freeze-charged tentacles.

@seankenny174

Ай бұрын

Technically it also needs spell capacity but yes lol

3:38 "No, the sun is a deadly lazer!"

@Merlin3434

3 ай бұрын

Good reference, however. The sun is more of a deadly bomb in this case.

"For his neutral special, he wields THE SUN"

you get obliterated if you touch poly.- "whats that??? thats not my master!!!!" game over

What... The actual... I can barely assemble a flamethrower, and this guy made TWO SEPARATE WANDS affect each other! What the hell! That was just amazing.

You didn’t show us wands, you showed us war crimes

@peterhacke6317

3 ай бұрын

It's not a war crime the first time.

@tardigrade1223

2 ай бұрын

That’s what Wands stands for in noita War crimes A N D Stuff

@kylestanley7843

Ай бұрын

Wand crimes

This is some real wizard shit. Crafting masterwork artifacts that thoughtfully combine basic elements to bend the fucking fabric of reality and summon mind-boggling destructive forces. Idk if i can even pick a favourite. Malevolent Shrine is obviously sick as hell, and the SOUND of it is legendary too, but the "pocket dimension" combo feels so clever, and the artificial sun being able to do solar flares has me creaming my jeans!!!!

@theroboticpotato

3 ай бұрын

ok but could you pair pocket dimention with some kind of stun to make infinite void

Bro made a domain expansion wand 😂😂😂

*casts pocket dimension* "it's so sad steve jobs died of ligma" "what?" "ligma balls"

@wasntwas

27 күн бұрын

I love how this meme went from being an actual joke to the glorious shitpost that it is today.

8:00 the judgement cut one and 4:30 the stand are so fucking awesome. Actually they are all awesome, especially the anime ones. Such fancy death.

This is the kind of shit that traumatizes people in the wizard war.

Been cooking this one up for like a month or so, some of the wands use slightly different spells from the ones I posted but their function remains the same. Note: Although none of the wands use any modded spells, some do use spells from the beta/experimental version of the game, I've marked such wands with the slow-but-steady icon, (I have also marked wands that require unlimited spells with its icon as well)

@theroboticpotato

3 ай бұрын

could you make a list of the specific spells/order for each wand, im relatively new and it dosent say in the video

me: oh hey a trigger spell with an explosion is a great combo the least deranged noita wand builders: RAINING ARROW THE SUN COKC AND BАLLS ANNIHILATION

When I saw pocket dimension I was like: "That looked like some sort of domain expansion huh", and then he pulls a real one. Holy shit man. I've still got so much to learn about this awesome game. It's like Magicka but 1000 times more combinations

This dude just straight uploading forbidden magic on youtube.

The pocket dimension is crazy it's like you have a cutscene finishing move just on hand at any time

This guy would be the type of wizard that would call "Testicular Torsion" a rookie spell, and then invent a whole new unethical spell in an afternoon drunken bender that somehow combines slowed time perception, hyper regeneration, constant ejaculation, and transmute-sperm-to-super-acid.

@tx7300

5 күн бұрын

why are they all sex related

3:42 so the sun IS a deadly lazer.

@deadlylaigrek

3 ай бұрын

🎵not anymore there's a blanket 🎶

I summon my Stand, Shadow Wizard Money Gang

0:16 The search for the brown note wand.

You had me goin for a second there with the Star Platinum: The World bit that you actually found out how to stop time😭😭😭

@APOTI-eq9wg

3 ай бұрын

I mean, you could use circle of stillness then casting it at NaN-coordinates by giving it "infinite" speed using a ton of fly upwards. This will freeze every single enemy which is close enough lol.

@GhostVolume

3 ай бұрын

@@APOTI-eq9wg Sounds more like Gojo's Limitless lol

I love the extra effort to make them as accurate as possible, like the judgement cut having a delay, or the malevolent shrine making cleave more powerful. Good video!

I've had my eye on Noita since it came out, waiting for 1.0, but man i didn't know you could get this insane with it's magic system.

@Asdayasman

3 ай бұрын

"Waiting for 1.0" is crazy, what do you MEAN, it's been in it's final release for years.

@fatrat600284

3 ай бұрын

@@AsdayasmanYeah, well last time i looked at the game it was in early access.

@Asdayasman

3 ай бұрын

@@fatrat600284It was released in Oct 2020, and had its last intended update in Mar 2021. If this is you "having your eye" on something, you must be blind af.

@AziSlays

3 ай бұрын

@@fatrat600284 go get it chief. This is but a fraction of the absurdity you can achieve.

@surr3ald3sign

3 ай бұрын

​@@fatrat600284the early access tag you see on steam is from the "added by the community tags" Noita has been full release for several years but even in beta it was a better game than pretty much everything else on steam

There is no better noita content than wand showcases

@surr3ald3sign

3 ай бұрын

I politely disagree with the counter point that the puzzles make for very interesting videos (like the eye puzzle that we STILL cant solve)

@nmzp111

3 ай бұрын

The puzzles are interesting for people in the know and definitely a staple of the community, but aren't most people interested in the solutions, not the process? Especially as convoluted as solving the eyes. If I wanted to get someone into noita, i'd show them reviews like albino's and wand builds like this one, since there aren't a lot of spoilers there, the wow factor is huge and they give a good impression of what the game is like. The eyes are simply too far down the iceberg for people that aren't active in the community. But once it will be solved, I can't wait for the 2 hour video essay from SummoningSalt about the solution.

Aint no way bro is casting epic magic. We unraveling the Weave with this one 🔥 💯‼️

@joshuaraphaelhutahaean223

3 ай бұрын

FORGOTTEN REALMS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

to make something cinematic is so hard to do in freeform games, ones without cutscenes and scripted events. You are glorious, and these are wayyyy too sick.

Very cool demonstartoion. I got chills when saw the malevolent shrine.

As a Noita player I remember doing tinkering to non-descrip manners, trigger shotgun, divide by 10, gravity field, homing, the greek one that makes tho nest spell cast (no charges needed), rock... then I changed rock to thunder didn't worked as I planned and blew my self in super slow motion. how I love Noita, Noita is the friends (and warcrimes) made along the way

Hardcore noita players are genuine irl wizards.

"The Gods question your sanaty at the sight of your creations."

This is by far the most creative showcase I a have ever seen

The poor frog staring into the sky as I cast thundering silence upon him

I've been playing this game since 2020 and I still don't understand how these radically complicated wand builds are both thought of and executed.

What the actual fuck, this is really really impressive, I've never thought you could build some of these! Also great pacing on the video!

You have achieved mastery in crafting. Recreating super attacks from anime using wands is an art.

Please make another video explaining these wands, how every spell affects the final outcome. I want to make one or atleast get close to making one of these in an actual run. Especially the malevolent shrine, that one had my jaw on the floor holy shit, it could not have gotten any more accurate. I've long thought that world teleport wands were the peak of wandbuilding insanity but you've shattered my concepts of reality with these wands. Something like the explanation of the poly-safety egg wand will suffice, if only for the malevolent shrine wand, because the egg video looked like a lot of effort.

you've earned more than my respect. there is no word to define how highly i hold u after watching this.

looove the sun wand with it's pretty swirls and the explosion one from the pocket dimension section, something beautiful about the orbs floating towards the targets before the explosion on that one. On a side-note: fucks me up that I legit made a "the sun is a deadly laser" reference just yesterday when talking to a friend and then today I see this video and it makes the same reference! Neat coincidence to me.

@Shadramelk

2 ай бұрын

>something beautiful about the orbs floating towards the targets before the explosion on that one in essence, the FF Flare spell

I cast *Domain Expansion*

All of these are actually so creative and incredible, I can't even chose a favorite!

This is *amazing*. You made all these feel amazing. Most people just build wands for efficency and yours are a true spectacle. Well done!

3:14 “I cast fireball at 10th level”

Noita spells are why i fear being drafted into the Wizard Wars, my 'Power Word: Krill' just ain't gonna cut it against 'Spell of Sun Throwing'

@PhoenixCheetah

2 ай бұрын

Or Sukuna’s domain expansion,

4:28 cant help but imagine Come A Little Bit Closer - Jay & The Americans as background

awesome! the possibilities of magic in this game are just incredible

Judgement cut was so cool and Malevolent Shrine was very creative 😂 My favorite was the pocket dimension though

man thanks for this, now my bones wand folder is gonna shred my future runs in STYLE.

I want all of these wands in my Noita's bones folder

Really cool wands !

i love this video. the references, the wands, this sorta thing is why i love videogames

these are, without a doubt, the coolest wands i have ever seen i am so impressed. also the second wand was my favorite i didnt even know it was possible to make spells rain and i have over 500 hours in the game :p

This is like a masterclass in what is possible

I can't even replicate a basic wiki wand without messing something up, this is insane. Mad props dude...

These are some crazy good wands my guy

This makes me very happy. I want more. Cool wizard doing anime techniques is cool. Indeed.

This community amazes me, intruiges me, and scares the hell out of me. Fantastic.

bro these are so sick!

This is the greatest video yet created

Number 7 is essentially a Domain Expansion

this is so unbelievably impressive

i don't even know how to begin to comprehend how some of these wands work

Now this is what i call MOTIVATION!

Very cool shit. Great work !

I haven't even gotten Noita yet. I'm just waiting for a sale, because the game seemed pretty cool. I didn't think this was possible. Knowing you can do crazy stuff like this now makes me even more excited to play. I think Judgement Cut End and Domain Expansion looked the coolest

This is one of rhe coolest things ive seen on the internet in my life

Bro these are way too stylish, this is unreal how cool it is

whuuuuut the.... Phenomenal, haven't played in a while but this vid made me redownload!

The sun wand is wild... the fact that you can even throw out solar flares is wild (surely that wasnt originally intended but is a cool coincidence lol)

make a super mega long wand crafting guide, no one has ever done it, and you possess the editing skills to do it. the noita community needs it

What the hell man. I can't even start to comprehend how can you begin to achieve such effects in this game :I

I havent finished the video yet, but i have to say, my jaw quite literally hit the floor when i saw that thunderstorm wand. I saw the title of the video chapter and thought "it would be so cool if it conjured a scaled up thunderstorm". Then i saw it procing on the enemy over and over and thought "oh ok thats kinda boring". Never mind i guess bro caught ragnaroth and forced it into a wand.

I wish i could make things like this, i really do. I can make things that do a lot of damage or teleport me really fast, but things like this are actual art and a true demonstration of what's possible in this game

The wizard wars are about to get even scarier

this is REALLY increadible

Absolutely awesome!

Very cool wands ✨

Amazing video! would be super cool to see an explication vidoe on how those work too

Judgement cut and then on had my mouth on the floor in disbelief

I can’t wait until I am able to do this

I appreciate the reference to "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"

Behold, the power of the sun in the palm of my hand.

400 hours in this game and i still feel like a beginner, thats noita for you

the sukuna and the vergil ones are so coool

that's funny how jjk name translates as "sorcery fight" and he made wands for casting a whole damn domain expansion

Я настолько задрот, что понимаю как работают все эти палочки. Хотя дождь с горозой меня удивил, теперь хочу поиграться с этой механикой. Как тебе идея создать Врата Вавилона? С права от тебя из чёрных дыр, или чего нибудь круглого и золотого появляются выстрелы заклинаний, или волшебные палочки. В принципе это даже не сложно, правда не очень представляю как заставить их появится на одной линии.

@steampunklich

3 ай бұрын

Окей но зачем говорить по-русски на английском видео?

@magnus6801

3 ай бұрын

@@steampunklich, Потому что я плох в английском, а в ютубе встроенный автоперевод

this guy is really out here making malevolent shrine in noita. i don't even know how he increased cleave's range like that its literally magic

Definitely the stand one is the best

2:11 THIS MAN JUST USED DOMAIN EXPANSION ON THE POOR SLIMEBOY 😭 edit HE HAS ANOTHER DOMAIN EXPANSION these wands are sick

that was beoutiful...... peak Noita

I have played noita a small amount, enough to get what I thought was a modest idea of the game... this video put the fear of god back inside me

these wands are crazy and creative

How do you even come up with these????? (Incredible work btw, you are terrifying)

both judgement cut and pocket dimension was so sick ngl But malevolent shrine was like, WHAT THE FUCK

Now we need explanation video of how this wands are working, cuz it would be funny to cook some cursed wands