This is an old video I uploaded, but I still see people commenting here from time to time that defend Noita for not working properly. As you can see I wrote my problem in the description, and no it is not okay that the polymorph projectile can pierce multiple shields. Stop defending bullshit. Noita is a great game but certainly isn't bug free.

@baka9473

Жыл бұрын

Jeez, another noob crying

@mtganalytic9796

Жыл бұрын

U just don’t understand, it’s magic, there is no bugs in it, only features :)

@noogai8

Жыл бұрын

stil mad about it a year later lmao

@MaraMash

Жыл бұрын

Stop pretending like you weren't an absolute moron in this clip tho for real. Blame noita, say it's broken. You fucked up, went full boar into a dangerous situation that you couldn't even see, and something happened that you didn't like therefore it's bugged. Lol maybe this game isn't for you, take your rage and lack of awareness to call of duty or something

@00RV00

Жыл бұрын

Zero bugs here, all projectiles can penetrante a shield depending on speed, and you had just one. Watched in .25x

You sure are brave for using a wand that cannot oneshot a connoisseur and trying to fight them, best just to ignore them are teleport away as if you move fast they won't shoot

@mtganalytic9796

Жыл бұрын

I was noited few days before absolutely like that, first time traveled to east world, cleared second cave, and started travelling to second east world and noticed someone dare to shoot “god” from sky, teleported to it and met this wonderful polymorph projectile xd

@nguyentandung42

Жыл бұрын

@@mtganalytic9796 you might feel like a god but you’re not even close if it’s your first parallel world, a true god in noita have wands so powerful they can instantly kill any bosses

@nguyentandung42

Жыл бұрын

Even beyond that, you’re an alchemist. And you know that the ultimate goal of alchemy is the creation of the philosopher stone. Which grants you true immortality against all

@mtganalytic9796

Жыл бұрын

@@nguyentandung42 thats true, but deffin inition of god change by time u play this game :)

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

How unskilled the community must be if they need a one shot everything.

you don't have to fight the parallel world surface bosses my guy they don't drop anything

@stary_kartofel2137

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he wanted to get the bestiary entry for the achievement

@Ybereza69

Ай бұрын

what do you expect from a guy with the leggy perk

the poly does indeed morph

Quite clearly there is a bug that the devs failed to anticipate here. It's apparent that there are several lines of coding in the player's brain that led to a *deficit in skill* which the shadow Wand Connoisseur was able to take advantage of. From there, some sub-standard sheep control led to the inevitable.

@Blackhole_T618

2 ай бұрын

This is the most sophisticated way of saying “skill issue” I’ve ever seen

Skill issue. Shield is physics based, so fast shots like sniper bullets or moving towards a projectile can let them pierce through. There are multiple ways to become completely immune to poly shots though which is why it isn't bullshit at all. Explosive detonator will remove all projectiles on screen, or taking iron stomach and chugging polymorphine will make you immune to it until mina finishes digesting it. Repulsion field is also good, but it doesn't work on the chaotic poly shots because those aren't actually projectiles. Even more antipoly tech would be to have an egg on you that has some defensive spells in it because you'll drop any eggs you're holding when you polymorph

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

Oh yes the entire game is physics based and noita guy keeps constantly getting stuck in 1 pixel, is this grass? No it's toxic sludge and it is on your shoes so your are stained now to take damage, 1 pixel of lava catching the whole guy on fire for 10 seconds, saying the shield is physics based arguementally makes it the fault of the physics engine and not the player, it's a magic force field and even if it were high tech like starwars it should do it's job.

"Bullshit death" as he teleports directly into one of only a few enemies that can instantly kill any player via. Polymorph. Shields or not, you don't engage these things lmao. Noita (and any roguelike really) is all about risk aversion. So when the enemy that gives you nothing and can take everything fires a shot at you, the OBJECTIVELY correct course of action is to get out of its effective range. Not that it isn't frustrating, and MAYBE there's some inconsistency with the shield perk, but this is still 100% your fault my guy. Even if I could one shot this thing with setup, I'd avoid it at all costs.

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

He teleports directly more like a random creep was flying on the sky outside the screen and guy went to check it out, the reaction was legit "Who the fuck is shooting now? I am on the fucking surface!", there shouldn't even be a random creep flying on the surface in the first place and like you could possibly know what the particles do, there are many particles and most look the same, no one will memorize the particle spells, at the end of the day it was the devs who put the thing there in the first place, bye bye. Worst part is that avoiding everything is the reason new players can't learn anything or get to the content, they are sick of trying cause everything is death, biggest flaw of the game.

@user-nb3yg5xt9g

16 күн бұрын

@@RoastCDuck player have way more advantages in this game than there are things that can kill you in god run, it would be stupid and boring if you cound just take 1 perk and become invincible forever. teleporting everywhere (specially in directions where somewhat wants to kill you) is pure suicide, its no ones, if not his problem that he died. what did you mean by "no one will memorize the particle spells"? if its the reason you could lose a 10+ hours run then you kind a need to know how and where you can die instantly to avoid it

This is not bullshit death, more like "fuck around and find out" death I would say. Sure, you may have 2 shields and all, but shields are not 100% unbreakable. And at the moment the shot hit you, you had only one active shield. That can and will sometimes be penetrated, and I don't think it's really a bug

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

Imagine magic force shields not being able to reflect magic... Like a stone wall can resist a few boulders but literally magic can't reflect magic at all.

@user-nb3yg5xt9g

16 күн бұрын

@@RoastCDuck you right lets give player the perk (which can be found in first mountain) that makes you immune to 90% of the things in the game.

Leggy Mutation to walk PWs is a bad idea, that teleport wand should autofire, I always make a teleport machine gun wand with nolla from the pyramid boss and fly through PWs up in the air.

@MaraMash

Жыл бұрын

Yeah tons of bad ideas here. Turns out this guy just doesn't know what he's doing and blames the game. Classic.

@Salamandra40k

Жыл бұрын

​@@MaraMash Commented on the pin defending the guy. This game expects you to exploit its own questionable mechanics in order to do well, and thats a bad thing. If he has MULTIPLE shields, as he stated, then the projectile should have no chance of hitting him. End of story. Its a bug that his hitbox is able to extend outside of the shields. Thats called a bug. Thats not a feature, or else it would eliminate any reason to pick up shields at all

@dantheman7312

Жыл бұрын

@@Salamandra40k from what i could guess the particles/spell from the tp wand broke the outer shield allowing the poly to hit him through the close shield. Because when you are falling fast there is a tiny part of your hitbox that peaks out.

@dantheman7312

Жыл бұрын

@@Salamandra40k also the shields are not that good endgame unless you stack around 5-7 even then its not that worth and there are better ways to stop poly

@Salamandra40k

Жыл бұрын

@@dantheman7312 As I said, a tiny part of your hitbox peaking out of the shield is not a feature, thats called a bug. Too many people defend this game and call it perfect, when it really really isnt. AND THATS OKAY. Just stop pretending that somehow the devs made a magnum opus with no flaws whatsoever and we can get on with proper discourse about why, how, and when the game just isnt fun because of certain bugs or questionable programming

get noita'd

Just lost a 10 hour run to chaotic polymorphine, had over 2 million health lol

@Rub-A-Duck

7 ай бұрын

Even tho I haven't played this masterpiece in a long time I still feel you. 2million health is crazy. You have a screenshot of it?

@7rodo

7 ай бұрын

​@@Rub-A-Duckit can be achieved by stacking extra health perks, highest i got was around 2 billion its stupid lol

@AngryOranges

7 ай бұрын

Nah but I will next time@@Rub-A-Duck. The even worse part is that because the game had crashed so many times it didnt properly record my stats so all I have is the death replay. I'm tempted to buy a better computer but that feels silly if the only reason is to make Noita crash less lol.

@Midnight-wh2bs

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, this is why one of the things you want in a long run is at least 4 stacks of More Love, it's not perfect against chaotic poly, but it will make it a lot more likely that you'll be ignored if hit with poly.

That's why I've been working on the ingredients for a poly safety egg! It'll be my own special recipe, too. Should be double as safe as the regular soil build :) Can't wait to finish my current run after getting some more spells, then I can make it even better!

The polymorphing projectile hit your shield and was either deflected in the direction you were falling in and you caught up to it due to your fast falling speed or the shield broke the projectile which left behind polymorphing liquid and you fell into that.

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

So 1 pixel of poly is the cause of the death? Cause noita guy isn't exactly 1 gram of mass more like 70 80kgs and just 1 pixel of poly ain't do the job and don't say "It's magic".

@danielwesterlund1905

2 ай бұрын

@@RoastCDuck It's alchemy.

Help i acidentally built a wand that killed the gods and my world isnt working

im just happy u uploaded it :D

skill issue

Mwhy tf would u chase it

@jeezuhskriste5759

Жыл бұрын

It gives really good drops

@erikeriklol

Жыл бұрын

@@jeezuhskriste5759 its the shadow variant it only drops gold

a liquid can go through a shield

@khardian2823

9 ай бұрын

very fast projectiles also can

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

It's called force field not fluid gate, it's on the name! When underwater the shield is gone meaning the weight of the water overwhelms the shield but a few pixels is dumb.

Just ignore them

bro your legs are giving nightmares xD

My first (and only) god run was ended by polymorphin....

@Rub-A-Duck

Жыл бұрын

I had many more god runs, until the point where my game froze up because my pc couldn't handle it anymore. But I also play with a ton of mods because noitra provides a very good base game to add on.

well, u asked for it....

I mean that was just asking for it

God those mutant legs are creepy tho.

Thats why i always dig underground in parallel worlds

where is the bullshit? everything happening here is your own fault. from perk choices to wand creations to fighting the PW bosses.

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After careful analysis I have concluded that it is a skill issue.

Next time don’t use mutation

You died because you fell for the skill check. Your shield is not impervious to all forms of attack. Projectiles that are fast and you walk into will penetrate your shields.

Why are people so rude?

To be fair, you were dead anyways for trying to fight Wand Connoisseur in the air when you have perks that disable levitation while having a garbage teleport wand that wont give the necessary aerial maneuverability to actually dodge attacks. Is it dumb that the poly shot pierced your shield, sure, but you only had one stack of permanent shield and spells that are big or fast enough can pierce the shield, the poly shots from that boss happen to be big enough to pierce enough to hit you from above or below, your velocity from falling only contributed. Again, why you don't take aerial battles against highly dangerous flying bosses when you yourself cannot fly nor do you have a good teleport wand. So this is 100% a skill issue, you fought a version of one of the most dangerous bosses in the game that isn't even worth killing due to only dropping a little gold, with literally nothing in your favor, this isn't even a Noita'd through lack of knowledge since if you were traveling through Parallel Worlds you should have the game knowledge to know that fighting the shadow Wand Connoisseur in general is pointless and nigh impossible with your current set up.

@RoastCDuck

2 ай бұрын

Short version: Noita flawless and player stupid, force field can't deflect because it's magic so it doesn't force neither does it field I pulled that argument out of my ass like the others because someome is criticising Noita and it makes me cry, the player was supposed to make sure and manually deflect the particle not the code the devs built.

@Midnight-wh2bs

2 ай бұрын

@@RoastCDuck If you don't have an actual response don't reply. There are plenty of things to criticize Noita over, hell we have the noita'd meme for completely unavoidable bs deaths for a reason. It's just, this isn't that. They went into one of the hardest boss fights in the game with the worst set up to deal with that fight and made some of the worst decisions you can make against that boss (getting close with no easy to access cover), but are surprised they died. Sure the exact mechanism behind their death was unfair if you don't know how the shield works, but even if that didn't happen there is little chance of them surviving that fight unless that wand is able to one shot the boss.

@geralddarko6487

2 ай бұрын

Yeah this is the best assessment I've seen, everyone else is commenting on how projectiles can overwhelm shields (which you can see and do yourself when the enemies have shields so it shouldn't be surprising), but no one's bringing up that Rub-A-Duck went for an aerial battle with no levitation. Levitation would have kept the character aloft instead of free falling into the projectile, with that speed from the fall overwhelming the shield, and it would have bounced off instead. Ideally this would be a lesson learned that the boss needs to be engaged more intelligently in that situation, such as digging and baiting it down, but seeing another duck themed username leaving salty comments to this day I'm not too hopeful on that front.

This comment section is full of brainless elitists, saying skill issue and ignoring the main problem noita has and that's the flaws that drove many players away from noita years ago rather than fixing it. I remember back at the start when noita was released the game sucked dierrhea ass, always reaching snowy depths with shit wands because the game kept spawning shitty wands or basically none, the dumb community told me "You spend to much time on the mines" so I stopped exploring the mines, nothing still then I was told "You are not exploring enough on the mines" so I did explore as before to still find shitty wands or basically nothing, I installed mods to fix this dumb game and had fun for like a month that was 2018 I came back this year 2024 just to find out I still get stuck in nothing all the time, water magically becomes electric all the time, 1 or 2 pixels of lava catches you on fire and same with toxic sludge. Game is a nice concept but is filled with dead content you will never reach unless you have the 1/million broken run and the game doesn't magically asspulls a death out of nowhere, the only reason I am arriving at the jungle now is from save and reloading not letting the game asspull anything anymore.

@khile5568

Ай бұрын

game hard so it must be shit, right? shut up bruh. You just suck. people can consistently get good runs, beat the game, or continue on to god runs. if you cant, you have a skill issue. of course everyone has a skill issue when starting out, but that doesent excuse the fact that you HAVE A SKILL ISSUE and you do not have the right to say the game is bad because YOU are bad