Easily one of the most underrated stand-up comedians today

@AngloItalianComedy

3 ай бұрын

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One of the funniest Euro centered jokes, is from Yes, Minister when Hacker is charged with implementing a Brussels ordered national ID scheme. He says something like "The French will ignore it, the Italians will be too chaotic to implement it, the Germans will LOVE it. It's only the British who will resent it!" 😅

"The world" is one of my favourite Norm MacDonald lines. Glad to see it in very good hands.

@AngloItalianComedy

3 ай бұрын

Thank you Chris. Sadly we lost Norm too soon. Please subscribe for more.

You’re a champ. Good set. I pray you will get more opportunities soon.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for the encouragement and for all the comments.

Reminds me of a line in one of the first virtual videos I saw on KZread, during the Iraq war, where we learned that General Patton had actually survived and was now addressing troops in the then-current War on Terror. Criticizing a number of political leaders of the time, he said that if such people had been in charge during his day, then "...I would be speaking to you right now in German, and this world would have a serious shortage of Jews".

@fazole

4 ай бұрын

Patton had no qualms about turning on the WW1 "Bonus Army" vets just wanting a fair deal after being swindled by Wall Street on the war bonds they had been tricked or shamed into buying. Patton did a cavalry charge on them! Patton was a glory seeking, egotist who cared about George first, his men and country came a distant second. He was FURIOUS with Bill Mauldin for drawing cartoons that showed the plight of the GI and not some Hollywood hype. It made "his troops" look bad. even though the troops LOVED Mauldin's cartoons. Selfiish, narcissist.

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

4 ай бұрын

Sounds good honestly

@jeremykraenzlein5975

4 ай бұрын

@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 That's one of the most disturbing responses I've seen. Normally, Hitler is considered so toxic that any mild comparison of a political opponent to him is considered to be a low blow. The aforementioned KZread video didn't suggest that politicians of the time liked Hitler or in any way resembled him, but just that under their leadership we would have been too weak to defeat him, and even that was considered to be quite the insult. Please tell me that I have just misread your post, and that you were not saying that the prospect of a Third Reich victory "sounds good" to you.

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

4 ай бұрын

@@jeremykraenzlein5975 you didn’t misread it at all. You should look at the time period by studying contemporary sources, you’ll find that the majority of what you’ve been taught in school or in books written after around 1950 either greatly twists the truth or outright lies.

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

4 ай бұрын

@@jeremykraenzlein5975 looks like my previous reply was deleted by KZread. You didn’t misread my comment at all. I would recommend studying the time period using contemporary and primary sources. You’ll quickly find that what you’ve been taught in school and read in books published after around 1950(for some, as late as the 1970s for other publishers) either is a distortion of the truth or outright lies. As for the concept of making everyone speak German, that’s just fiction. There was never any intention to do that.

Outstanding.

Thank God comedy lives in men like this.

His face looks like that of an emperor

@Slumbert

4 ай бұрын

Caligula quality. Laurel wreath Togashow to come. Kidding..... or am I?

@Slumbert

4 ай бұрын

Emperor plus carpet salesman. Last one could be used in sketch.

@Slumbert

4 ай бұрын

Got it........ Roman Emperor alien Scifi. That's new.

@unclewazza777

4 ай бұрын

@@Slumbert Why not. They made a film about cowboys and aliens.!

@mokayaoscar7

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😅😊😅😊 4:46 4:46 4:46 😅😊😅😅​@@Slumbert

So much expert advice being given to this extremely funny comdian, yet I've never heard of any of you.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

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@Anglo Italian Comedy, you need to do a long stay here in Branson, MO - the Las Vegas for wholesome Americans with traditional Christian values! Your humor will be an absolutely HUGE HIT here! Comedian Yaakov Smirnoff built a theater and a great life here. Missouri was the first state in the USA to immediately outlaw all abortions after Roe v. Wade was overturned. All abortion clinics had already left two years previously due to lack of demand. The beauty of the Ozarks is so... it's not just the pastoral hills and small valleys, it's the people. The sort of folks who never went into industrialized agriculture and still produce or buy from neighbors and farmers most of their own food. What was an economic necessity is now a cultural lifestyle choice for many here. Drivers wave as they pass each other on our small, winding beautiful roads here. People leave you alone, but will always help when you need it. You can overhear people having conversations about theology and religion in the restaurants, diners and taverns here. "Come and see".

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you brother! Duly noted.

@brotherbrovet1881

4 ай бұрын

@AngloItalianComedy Did I mention we have the lowest Vax rate in the developed world with one of the lowest Covid death rates; we didn't shut down for Covid; Missouri rejected Vax mandates; we also have no gun laws. Everyone carries even school staff, and we don't have mass shootings? Everyone is extremely polite as a result.

@michaeldautel7568

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like you live in TEHRAN.🤔

Keep it up Nicholas! I'm a left leaning centrist but ffs your right wing comedy/philosophy is hilarious! ^^ Keep working on the cadence/tempo/flow and you'll be one of the greats sooner than later. Like I said on other video, I feel a little bit of a European George Carlin in your work and I love that. Really like your stuff on the newschannel aswell!

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you very much Nico. I appreciate all of your good comments and feedback.

@kitkat47chrysalis95

4 ай бұрын

left and right wing are stupid french inventions and we should not pay them any respect.

@jamesclark6487

4 ай бұрын

OP, slow learner eh?

I thought you were going to say jhadi Giovanni.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but Jihadi Pavarotti sounds funnier to the ears and the eyes! Also, Pavarotti was a musician like the Beatles. But I don't know what Giovanni does! :-D

@paulparoma

4 ай бұрын

@@AngloItalianComedy Pavarotti was a musician. Not like the Beatles.

@willng1256

4 ай бұрын

Giovanni is a first name. It should be Giovanni al Jihadi.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

​@@paulparomaI know they weren't the same, but the same territory.

@paulparoma

4 ай бұрын

@@AngloItalianComedy Pop and classical are not the same territory, buddy, even though you may think so.

I love your stuff. I would love to see new material from you.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you Andy for the feedback and good comments. I promise new material is in the pipeline!

@synewparadigm

4 ай бұрын

Maybe matériel on the middle east situation or jokes about the farmers protests. ​@@AngloItalianComedy

In Britain Urdu is more important than German 😅

When the England striker, Harry Kane, wants a move from Tottenham to Bayern, you know he's onto something

@Bean9211

4 ай бұрын

Bayern Munich had the best badge in the late 1930s

@sirrobinofloxley7156

4 ай бұрын

@@Bean9211 Fair play, I'd wager everyone had the best of everything over there at that time.

@LNLBD

4 ай бұрын

And he is doing quite good, banging goal after goal.

It's funny when an American says " if it weren't for us you'd all be speaking German" yet they say it in English 😂

@TJ042

4 ай бұрын

Well what else are we supposed to speak?

@paulmcintyre4235

4 ай бұрын

@@TJ042 Oh I don’t know perhaps check North Dakota or do you need an Irishman to give you a history lesson. Or explain irony or even explain to you the fact that the Brits had already defeated any chance the Germans had of ever crossing the English Channel and invading the UK long before the US entered the war or are you just another stereotypical thick yank . Change my mind !

@batteredskullsummit9854

4 ай бұрын

​@@TJ042Cherokee, Sioux, Iroquois for example I assume

jihadi John and jihadi Pavarotti, lol

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

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@esthermarcen7587

4 ай бұрын

I subscribed@@AngloItalianComedy

Keep going! You're on the right track, come back to America!

Americans "You'd all be speaking German now if it wasn't for US". Italians "Beh non tutti, no".

Nice vibe, good material .... more please!

Great set. Killed it

Nice work!

Good set:)

"If not for us, you'd be speaking german." Well, lets hope the dont take a look at the family-tree of the english language....

Brilliant.👍🏻

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you very much. And thanks for subscribing.

That was great!

Come to America! You’ll be more popular!

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Looking forward to it! :-)

You are great Santos. Keep comming ::D

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much Maximo. I will.

Love you, you always make me laugh, thank you for taking the pizza out of Brits, that always makes us happy.....but only when you don't mean it!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 edit OH!! You DO mean it - still funny 🤣😅😂

Sei VERAMENTE cool!

It's not perfect, but I feel like it's getting better. I'll keep following its development.

@sirrobinofloxley7156

4 ай бұрын

Yeh, he missed the part about English actually being a Germanic language, what irony!

@BurnedByTheFurnace3

4 ай бұрын

And the only reason why that isn’t usually recognized is because in the Middle English period the French invaded and forced their language on us, resulting in so many Latin-derived words in modern English. What irony!

@KneeOnBlackNeck

4 ай бұрын

@@BurnedByTheFurnace3 Relax, Karen. It’s just a comedy bit.

@sampedro9316

4 ай бұрын

@@sirrobinofloxley7156 nerd

5 fkg minutes?! We want 50 fkg minutes!

Ooooh the plot twist 😂

Hey...when are you coming to the U.S?

Bruh i love thsi

Lol so true

All of Norm's jokes are just there for the taking huh

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Which one was a Norm joke?!

Good stuff, and you're right: ius soli should be abolished.

This hits hard. I wish the American Government was smart.

you need to start a podcast. your ideas are revolutionary! LIKE IF NICHOLAS DE SANTO SHOULD START A PODCAST!

@porcudracului

4 ай бұрын

No podcast. Because you can't be funny all the time and your ideas are being diluted and stolen

@jestcurses9963

4 ай бұрын

@@porcudracului no! His voice is too original! No one is this edgy!

this uys Amzin lololololo

killer set.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you.

Germans never even forced natives to learn German in their colonies, they often learned the local language instead, so in a way, yes, they never expected you to learn German in the first place.

@AngloItalianComedy

3 ай бұрын

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Yaaaaaaaaaaa❤

Daily wire special coming soon?

I'm happy your dream came true! I bet it feels almost as good as being released from Iranian jail

They didnt expect you to learn german, so when you did they totally did nazi it comin….

If the Allie soldiers and civilians knew what would happen to their countries they would have joined Germany’s side.

@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204

4 ай бұрын

Hitler was pro is lam

@YeshuaIsTheTruth

4 ай бұрын

No. Because the modern left is very similar to the fascist movement in Germany. They want government to own businesses, heavily regulate anything that isn't government owned, they want constant surveillance and censorship along with strict no guns and no dissent policies. Democratic socialism is only slightly right of fascism (national socialism) which is only slightly right of communism. So I guess we can call democratic socialism ultra ultra far right now

@rcg1111

4 ай бұрын

​@PGHEngineer no. It was Marxist propaganda infiltrating universities, distribution of LSD by the CIA and a planned demoralisation of the west.

@kailaniandi

4 ай бұрын

They all did. You're just taught it was the other way around. They joined up then the sh*t fight about, how to split up the world between J*ws, and N*zi's. That's still going with south America, as well as Ukraine.

@Roulandus-le-Fartere

4 ай бұрын

So my neighbours are poly-amorous green haired lesbians and it's Adolf Hitler's fault?​@@PGHEngineer

Well at ;east I speak a little bit of German

I love your comedy, but I’m positive I’ve heard that exact joke about Englishmen learning German. If I recall correctly, it was Jimmy Carr. I recommend you look into it and maybe remove it from your set before anyone accuses you of joke stealing.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for watching and for the feedback. I haven't heard anything similar from Jimmy Carr. And I must say, the Brits (or the Americans) not being good at learning languages is a common comedy territory. For example, Simon Evans says: "We wouldn't have learned German. We'd have just spoken loudly to them." Or Alistair Williams says: "If you look at our history, you'll see the Brits lost many wars and learned nothing". So I think as long as the jokes/punchlines aren't the same, it is a legitimate joke.

Americans: "if it wasnt for us youd be speaking german now"..... Whilst speaking ENGLISH

Not true actually. Immediately following WWII it was compulsory to learn German in English school in Great Britain.

Gem

wow......

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

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24y

“Blah blah blah…. Iranian prison. *cue laughter*” I love this guy. Same joke. Every time. Different delivery👌fantastic comedy

@ComeAlongKay

4 ай бұрын

Yeah repeating a joke means it’s bad. Only musicians are allowed to play the same songs over and over. They should go to you for guidance oh knower of true comedy.

Nicholas you hide your thumb in your pocket sometimes. This is a body language tell that you are nervous. You should always show your thumbs, if you want, you can put your four fingers in your pocket instead and let the thumb hang out.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

Thank you Danny for the unique feedback. I wasn't aware of that. I simply find my jeans pockets are too small for my hand, hence the thumb, but I will take you advice from now on :-)

@danny8063

4 ай бұрын

@@AngloItalianComedy There is a great book called "What Every Body is Saying" by former FBI agent and interrogation expert Joe Navarro that gave me some pointers because I used to do the same thing you do. Your delivery needs alot more polish, but the substance of your message is so important. I am a huge fan and try to show your material to everyone I know, so I give you this info only out of love. Keep doing great work!

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

@@danny8063 Thank you. I appreciate it.

@fazole

4 ай бұрын

​@AngloItalianComedy I think your "nervous" delivery is part of your charm. You don't need to be polished to the point the material lacks spontaneity or feeling. Your mistake about having "2 girls" was an example of natural wit in my book. You are a breath of fresh air compared to all the "complaining" comics.

@danny8063

4 ай бұрын

@@fazole he doesnt need to be so polished as to be robotic, i dont think anyone was calling for that. he can still have his charm while displaying neutral-to-positive body language.

Does he have any jokes about the israeli genocide in Gaza?

@zm8454

4 ай бұрын

Things that have never happened for a hundred Alex.

@Cherry-Walden

4 ай бұрын

What do you mean?

@ajb.822

4 ай бұрын

Idk, but I do know that one of the most unfunny things in the world is what the Hamas rape squad did to those poor victims they attacked when they went on their rampage on Oct. 7th. Most surviving witnesses to it have had to be hospitalized against suicide attempts - they are beyond traumatized. May we each and all repent of our self-willed path and turn ( aka repent) to God, receive redemption, healing and eternal, abundant life in Christ Jesus/Yeshua. This life is soon over for each of us, and very soon for life here as we know it ( the prophecy of Israel being back in the land again, from all over the world, has come to pass. Another soon will, which says " the generation who sees these things will not ( all) pass away before I come again" " When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh" ( as in, the physical fullfillment of our already obtained spiritual redemption from the moment we surrender to our great Creator, King, Savior). A 7 year time of God dealing with all the abounding evil in the world, and a major wake up call for all who'll let it do that for them, is coming. Plan to go with Jesus' , meeting Him "in the clouds" , 1st. " Watch therefore, and pray always that you may escape these things" " For God has not appointed us to wrath" . But even if someone who reads this finds themselves "left behind" on that day, take heart. You can repent and accept redemption NOW. Don't delay. Your heart wil regarden, more and more, or your fears will take over. Instead, give yourself to God and HE will do the rest. HE gives you the faith and peace, strength and etc. to hang onto Him until you die or happen to somehow live until the end of those 7 years, when God comes down and laughs at the nations gathering to fight Him, as if they could. Satanically inspired, I'm sure they share his delusions... . Let's not be that foolish !

@fouadhoblos3611

4 ай бұрын

what's happening to the people there is the result of them voting for terrorists to govern them.. truth in ur face: although nobody wants to see a peaceful human die as collateral, but those who chose the path of terror will bring the consequences not only upon them but also their surrounding.. a curious law in life: the harvest is much much bigger than the sowed seeds..

@vidar264

4 ай бұрын

We are supposed to feel sorry for the muslim palestinians... remember the tens of millions of hindus and buddists killed by muslims, its the biggest genocide in history. Go look for pity and support elsewhere.

How unfunny was that..? But he's usually very good.

'That's not the funny part' spoiler - there is no funny part

@anthonyreed480

4 ай бұрын

Hundreds of thousands of views and likes on his channel would suggest otherwise. Stay mad.

@AngloItalianComedy

4 ай бұрын

No funny part?! Curious remark, considering that people ARE laughing and it is a comedy competition which I did win, by not being carded off by those members of the audience who could have cut my set short. But thanks for taking time to comment; it helps me with the algorithm.

@victorvolobuev507

4 ай бұрын

Some people think poop humor is funny, some people think truth based humor is funny.🤷🏻‍♂️ Considering most comedians are left wing or just barely center, i definitely enjoy the humor DeSanto bring to the table.

@awm1527

4 ай бұрын

@anthonyreed480 You do realise comedy is subjective? Somehow a few think Nish Kumar and an endless list of so called "comedians" who have sent comedy on the BBC/Channel 4 down the pan are funny....

@anthonyreed480

4 ай бұрын

@@awm1527 Wow, what a revelation! You should write a book about your findings.