Instead of the fake Pokemon, couldn't you have just thrown dodgeballs at innocent bystanders?

@hetspeelkwartiertjeslaatte2624

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Corti YES!!

@Pinak1264

5 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that

@roganhely2912

5 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@MandrakeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

thats called logan paul being pikachu in japan

@bufuhl1869

4 жыл бұрын

Mandrake that is called missing refference you mentionef

The fake Pokémon in this video are utterly brilliant.

@hackersunited2000

8 жыл бұрын

GO! LEVIBOLLOCK!

@valencia2405

8 жыл бұрын

OH LOOK A TURTARSE!

@chaseis1badmonkey

8 жыл бұрын

Doesn't catch any, just knocks'em on there ass.

@reizayin

8 жыл бұрын

BREXIT, I CHOOSE YOU! (still sounds like a pokemon name)

@krisztianszirtes5414

8 жыл бұрын

+Thentai Brexit uses split

I wish the real app had those sound effects xD

@TomScottGo

8 жыл бұрын

I was briefly going to add actual capture effects for some of them, but then I added the "bonk" sound effect and couldn't stop giggling to myself.

@Tophu48548

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Scott Gigglypuff? No? Okay.

@kekkocheng

8 жыл бұрын

Where do you get that sound effect anyway?

@ShaunDobbie

8 жыл бұрын

You can sometimes unzip the apk file and change the sound effects.

@EazyVW

8 жыл бұрын

I wish the real app had the elusive "MouseyGit" in the Pokedex.

I wish Pokemon go was like that. Instead of wasting 10 pokeballs and having it possibly escape, you just hurled a red orb hard enough to knock it unconscious and then caught it from there.

@klobiforpresident2254

5 жыл бұрын

That, I think, is what school children know as dodgeball.

@GravityGuava

4 жыл бұрын

Klobi for President Comment of the god damn year

@HueyHueii

4 жыл бұрын

"Red orb" why would you throw Groudon's orb?

@lawrencecalablaster568

4 жыл бұрын

Basically the Pester Balls from Pokémon Snap

@TheBurningWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the Safari zone.

I know what you're doing now, Tom. Those Poké-cuts let you off from doing a single take!

@Krzzers

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, i was your 1000 like on this comment :)

@bulman07

4 жыл бұрын

@@Krzzers Well there's a surprise!

@sindri1447

3 жыл бұрын

@@Krzzers here, have a cookie.

Just remember: Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

@lyrimetacurl0

4 жыл бұрын

And "any sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from incompetence" 😈 omg that's the new most evil quote ever...

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

No. Malice is always distinguishable in some way at some point. That's the entire trade of information literacy, and cognitive science helps here as well. Don't abdicate personal responsibility for separating the two just because somebody corrupted a very pithy and true Arthur C. Clarke quote into something inane.

@nekowerewolf9769

3 жыл бұрын

I uhhh... thought that this was about alan pan for like 10 seconds...

@nin2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@roguishpaladin what a garrulous criticism that doesn't actually communicate anything other than: I KNOW BIG WORDS AND AUTHORS. Sufficiently advanced incompetence *can't* be distinguished from malice, when someone creates a social media function that's rife for abuse it's impossible to tell whether it was created with malicious intent or whether they were rushed for time. You require additional information.

@celestialtree8602

3 жыл бұрын

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte "We got a real rocket surgeon" I'm stealing that.

Ain't a soul alive better at touching beef than beeftoucho.

@beaniepollard8290

8 жыл бұрын

amen

@bluetannery1527

8 жыл бұрын

amen

@robotahu629

8 жыл бұрын

Аминь

@plyfrm

8 жыл бұрын

break

@Shima33BB

7 жыл бұрын

*complicated, widely sampled drum pattern*

0:12 Beeftoucho [CP 42 Touches beef] 0:49 Mouseygit: [CP 28 Hates your clothes] 1:40 Peetato: [CP 28 Smells unpleasant] 2:21 Turtarse [CP 87 Part turtle part arse] 3:23 Phallcon [CP 10 Problematic nose] 4:59 Levibollock [CP 18 Don't ask] No need to thank me. Edited the timestamp for Levibollock thanks to +Asthmen

@tomoswilliams2827

8 жыл бұрын

You sir are a legend.

@asthmen

8 жыл бұрын

Levibollock's slightly off. Try 4:59.

@N0616JCProductions

8 жыл бұрын

Connor Spencer What is the purpose of you wasting your time telling me that when you could have just walked away?

@N0616JCProductions

8 жыл бұрын

***** Corrected, I knew something was off when I hit enter to post my comment.

@N0616JCProductions

8 жыл бұрын

Connor Spencer Given that response and how prompt it was, I believe that you just go on KZread everyday looking for places to troll people and post a few videos if you so chose to. Just saying, I can be here all day long, so prepare to have your time wasted on me and feel that you have accomplished nothing.

"Beeftoucho" Wtf

@TomScottGo

8 жыл бұрын

When Simon sent that to me, it was titled "Hamtoucho" and somehow that just seemed worse.

@MichaelSorace

8 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree.

@NarCoocoobrainTeam

8 жыл бұрын

Phallcon thi

@theangrycheeto

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Scott Beeftoucho is brilliant!

@ayrtonwaite9488

8 жыл бұрын

"mouseygit" 0:48

Someone needs to make these into real Fakemon.

@beaniepollard8290

8 жыл бұрын

Beeftoucho is my man.

@vukpsodorov5446

8 жыл бұрын

especially the turtarse and levibollock. i just laughed when i saw those.

@mdenz3

5 жыл бұрын

The Fakemon app better actually read all you emails.

@J4hk2

4 жыл бұрын

"real Fakemon"

@diegoxavier9107

2 жыл бұрын

It's been six years, but I must laud you for having Lilligant as your pfp. That is all, have a nice life

Tutarse is my spirit animal. Part turtle part arse.

The fake Pokemon, stupid sounds, and stupid animations got me every time xDDD

I thought the title said "No Pokemon, you can't go read your email!"

@mauvsstuff4742

4 жыл бұрын

*_"We've been over this time and time again, Pokemon, you can't go read your goddamn email!"_*

@kevinwong_2016

Жыл бұрын

😅

The sound it makes when you hit the fake pokemon could be a perfect kick drum sample

@someeggs7367

8 жыл бұрын

Snare maybe, not kick

@254kvistas6

8 жыл бұрын

kick

@primarypenguin

8 жыл бұрын

I had a metal kick in mind. with some eq to shave off the high mids maybemaybe. i could see a snare too haha

Can I do an Amazing Places about Skellige?

@cataclysmicat9551

8 жыл бұрын

didn't expect to find your channel here ;P

@JEDiGamer007

8 жыл бұрын

+Quinn Parzych (Meowth Plays) Grande is literally everywhere :P

@MsZsc

8 жыл бұрын

You have to go to the link he gave

@cataclysmicat9551

8 жыл бұрын

+JEDi Gamer Gee, really..

@BrandonDoran00

8 жыл бұрын

We wouldn't want Tom being torn apart by Drowners would we

So the "security issue" that I was made aware of was that you gave the app access to your camera, and then it's taking pictures of your surrounding area and possibly noting security flaws that you haven't. Obviously my company security department was the only one particularly concerned with that one, but still good to keep in mind.

Tom, it's really cool that you're essentially lending your channel to fans while you're away! I rather admire that, well done! Keep up the good work!

This can be summed up by a movie misquote "Well yes, but actually no"

that extra level of production value that goes into your videos that always amazes me often times isnt put toward your visual effects but instead your on-screen skills. It must take a stupid number of tries to finally get that one perfect explanation all in one take and thats what makes your videos really special.

“But just me talking to the camera for a few minutes isn’t particularly interesting” no. you are wrong good sir.

Should have called them "Fauxkémon".

“Part turtle part arse” funniest thing ever

"part turtle part arse" yeah that sounds like a pretty reasonable pokemon

4:39 I imagined "cock up before conspiracy" quite differently to Tom's explanation. Quite differently indeed.

Realising how this video was posted 4 years ago and that pokemon go is 4 years old make me feel really old

So many youtubers making pokemon go videos. Tom doesn't have the rights...

@jackcarnie6488

8 жыл бұрын

This way is better. Especially with the bonk sound.

@Brok3nC4rrot

8 жыл бұрын

neither do anyone else, but Tom's actually respecting that

@JHA854

8 жыл бұрын

Better safe than sorry.

@XovietYunion

8 жыл бұрын

This wouldnt fall under fair use unlike theory/game play videos

@jackcarnie6488

8 жыл бұрын

IPoopedInYourCoffee It should do since this would fall under educational/news content.

The Pokemon in this video are borderline cheeky.

@unslept_em

8 жыл бұрын

borderline? I'd say there's some full-blown cheekiness going on here

@Heijk

8 жыл бұрын

"Problematic nose"

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

Turtarse is only borderline cheeky? What, does it need to evolve to Tortkeister to be fully cheeky?

"Phallcon" was fantastic phantastic?

@drazlet

5 жыл бұрын

biscuits16 google “phallus”

@Brahvim

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@PaulPinguin

4 жыл бұрын

matt t Congratulations, you got the joke.

Which is more amazing, the fake Pokémon, or the fact that the acute mark ´ is even on the E?

Some of those fakemon were pretty well designed!

are those new pokemon from sun and moon

@ferdousalrafi6126

8 жыл бұрын

this comment is gold!

we need a tier list to see where levibollock falls on the meta

"Well moderated Apple App Store" - good one, Tom.

*Throws pokeball* *Pokeball smacks Beeftucho in the fave* "Eh, good enough."

The strict laws about who has the rights to use pictures of pokemon are hilarious

One of my biggest life maxims, "Never attribute as malice what can easily be attributed as incompetence". Well said.

I will never know why 39 people disliked an informative and nearly unbiased(if any) video like this...

Mouseygit “Touches your clothes” Brilliant

@KJJ3DS

3 жыл бұрын

Hates your clothes

You are a brilliant man that makes complicated topics clear and easy to understand! Keep up the great work.

The long explanation you give is that Pokemon Go _doesn't_ read your email. But it _can_ read it (it has all the access needed to do so.)

@QwertyuiopThePie

8 жыл бұрын

It could, until they fixed it.

@McSSJust

8 жыл бұрын

2:45 I almost thought you actually watched it based on you commenting it being a "long explanation".

@PvblivsAelivs

8 жыл бұрын

McSSJust I did watch it. Your "almost thought you actually watched it" tells me you have nothing to say.

@MrFlarespeed

8 жыл бұрын

He also explained that the latest update can't.

@jonathandpg6115

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you did which is why you missed the part where says that it got fixed on the new version....because that part was so well hidden.

Probably should have mentioned that Google have an administration page for connected apps, where you can view all the permissions active on your account in detail and the ability to revoke them.

It sorta just reminds me about the whole Talking Angela hoax supposedly having camera access and a pedo in her eyes.

I enjoy how your title is the answer to a question rather than a click bait garbage question because when I come here I know what I'm going to see.

The title here is misleading. They *CAN* read your email, but they *probably* won't.

@BenRing

8 жыл бұрын

I was surprised how many comments I had to go through just to find one like this where somebody actually understood the situation. Thank you.

@BenRing

8 жыл бұрын

I was surprised how many comments I had to go through just to find one like this where somebody actually understood the situation. Thank you.

@TristanBomber

8 жыл бұрын

Well, they actually can't. Not since the update.

@timonix2

8 жыл бұрын

it should be. They could read your mail, but probably did not.

@rondowar

8 жыл бұрын

+Tim Jadeglans this, too many people here keep saying they CAN read your email, while "they COULD'VE" is more accurate

Those Pokemon are awesome XD"Turtlearse: part turtle part arse"

My Mouseygit is at level 45

@camacaron06

3 жыл бұрын

Noob. My Levibollock is level 100 and ready to kick your ass

It's really nice to have somebody, who is very knowledgeable. Talking calmly and clearly about these issues. Pouring ice water on the hysteria so many love to spread. :D

Had to rewatch and enjoy these awesome special effects again -animation & sound effects => amazing! 😄

Tom, you seem to have clipped the end portion of this just as citation needed. Informative video though, thanks!

@TomScottGo

8 жыл бұрын

That'll be the new "end card" annotations. They're still in beta, so if you can't see them, it might cause some problems! They are so pretty and so easy to use, though, that I'm sticking with them.

@Fungamerplays

8 жыл бұрын

They are super convenient when watching your videos on mobile, so please keep them^^

@tylerisawolf2286

8 жыл бұрын

I can't see them sadly, I'll try on my iPod. UPDATE: I saw them on my iPod, they look so much better than annotations. Why didn't they have these since the beginning?

@megasonicgeo

8 жыл бұрын

They look amazing I actually did a little gasp in real life.

@CJBurkey

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Scott how do we use those? As in create them?

Your motion tracking actually looks better than the real one :3 (Even though Pokémon GO's AR has to be real-time, my Xperia Z3 comes with an AR camera that has tracking amd 3D analyzing which looks a lot better than Pokémon GO, so it *can* be done live.)

If you haven't read the pokemon names and descriptions, watch again. Laughed my ass off. Great video.

@rosaliamiranda4808

5 жыл бұрын

Watched the whole video again just to do that😹😹😹😹😹😹 died of laughter in the process this is my ghost transmitting the message.

absolutely great information Tom! Loved it

Those are some pokemons you caught. Are they only available in Notts?

@plasmodius9449

8 жыл бұрын

What? No, those are fake pokémon.

@haveitboi999

8 жыл бұрын

woosh

@ScarletGEHenn

8 жыл бұрын

+GD Plasmodius I love how you didn't know he was joking.

@plasmodius9449

8 жыл бұрын

+Scarlet Encarnacion ok

@jackbaker4190

8 жыл бұрын

+GD Plasmodius XD you're an idiot.

BEEFTOUCHO I SELECT YOU!!

Loved the not' Pokemons in the video. So well explained and illustrated.

love the sound effects

Wow, what are those cool hybrid annotation/cards at the end of the video?

@scoreless.thru.23

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@OrigamiMarie

8 жыл бұрын

I think he's said they're a beta feature by KZread, and KZread is letting him help test them.

@kurekureci

8 жыл бұрын

its so cool, cause it works on mobile too!!!

@criscorrea9654

8 жыл бұрын

+Kuře Kuřecí yeah! omg annotations on mobile!!!!

@niascand

8 жыл бұрын

You're right! It's a very cool feature.

Dude, you gotta shake the pokéball, you'll get more Xp! 😂

i love the pokemons descriptions in this

Tom what you do is amazing and I am so surprised you don't have more followers please never stop.

Tom, could you get Dan from NerdCubed to do something??

@unslept_em

8 жыл бұрын

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@ParallaxScene

8 жыл бұрын

Ashens would be a fun episode too. Maybe they could duo it.

@gutoguto0873

8 жыл бұрын

Hey look a fan of nerdcubed! Gladiador to know that there are fans here!

@MultiSciGeek

8 жыл бұрын

+ShadowRecon yeah Ashens

@tylerisawolf2286

8 жыл бұрын

*sighs* their. On a channel that made videos about languages and you can't get that right.

Moral of the story: You CANNOT trust anything on the internet. Security is good as the developer who makes it, and how many 12 year old kids make apps these days??????????? A LOT!

@WeeziMonkey

8 жыл бұрын

So I can not trust you either because you're on the internet too?

@searchbarwebs

8 жыл бұрын

WeeziMonkey Yes, you cannot trust anything and anyone. Why would i trust you?

@WeeziMonkey

8 жыл бұрын

Sam Host I don't know why you would

@RavenousRobyn

8 жыл бұрын

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

@cyclone19692000

8 жыл бұрын

same as anything that comes from strangers "trust but verify" always double check your links and if you want extra security check community posts/comments that are third party hosted so less moderated (by the Apps Dev's)

Woah woah, enjoy your expedition to the Arctic!! I'm expecting cool videos filmed while you're out there (in both senses of the word) :P

Best Faux-kémon names. Ever. Quite how these are not in the real game, I will never know! +Tom Scott, you need to do more of these not-Pokémon (Faux-kémon) videos - just for the hilarity-factor; sound effects, names and all.

Why can't you use footage from the game like everyone else that's using gameplay for let's plays?

@Rowow

8 жыл бұрын

Because its technically not allowed, and hes pointing out the stupidity in that so more people are aware...

@chrissiavictors6655

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it seems weird that he wasn't able to!

@m8e

8 жыл бұрын

He's in the UK so US's "fair use" doesn't apply. UK's "fair dealing" is different.

@VenseyNess

8 жыл бұрын

He's very concerned with legality, and though all of those people probably won't get anything bad happening to them, the copyright system would favor nintendo's case in a court of law. It's the same reason that he bleeps certain swear words when he films park benches to conform to british TV standards. Or, at least, that's my interpretation of it.

@weewooweewoo906

8 жыл бұрын

It's actually completely allowed under Fair Use due to the Transformative clause if the video adds any new commentary, ideas etc. to the footage of the game. Tom Scott would have done that just fine with his content, so that's not the problem. The problem is that Nintendo is a headache with their unnecessary copyright claiming of any video that even breathes the name of their games, which isn't okay, but most people just don't even want to deal with it.

Lmao, as a very active pokemon go player, niantic is not that competent

That was a really good description of how tokens work. Clearly describes the security considerations from the user's standpoint.

Tom, I love your videos. All your different series make the channel an amazing channel to follow. I especially love the sci-fi shorts you've done. You highlight terrifying possibilities of our future. Do you plan to make more of those? Do you have any suggested reading for someone that enjoys reading this type of technological dystopia?

@Snout007

8 жыл бұрын

You might like channels like: vsauce, vsauce2, vsauce3, Field Day, Historia Civilis, Nerdwriter1, PBS Space Time, SciShow Space, Veritasium, vox.... Maybe

@vkillion

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the suggestions. I already follow the vsauce trio, PBS Space Time, SciShow Space, and Veritasium. I'll definitely check out the others though.

@Snout007

8 жыл бұрын

Vincent Killion That;s great. Maybe you have something to recommend as well?

Is this a followup to the bitrate video?

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXiOzM9tlpypddI.htmlm7s - So convicts are allowed to walk the streets over there? Nice.

@Aleitheo

8 жыл бұрын

Only under supervision of the dog.

Fantastic video Tom! I really enjoyed this one.

The video that was constantly being recommended to me, and the reason I completely ignored this channel for a couple months afterwards.

I'm sure you can use Pokemon images under fair use

@jarynn8156

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Nintendo will flag them anyway.

No they cant. Not for a company that cant event fix the battle lags

Your animator deserves a raise that was brilliant

The only thing about this video that surprised me was that Pokemon go was 4 years ago.

Haha remember Pokemon Go ... anyone?

Tom - I knew you at UoY (not well, you might just about remember me as one of the St John Ambulance people - Matt knew me better - Hi Matt :-D ) I am really enjoying your "Things you Might Not Know" vids and general pranks :-D thank you for these information be vids loved this one! loving the alternative monsters :-D

Just a bit of 3d lighting and people would've started using these wonderful not-Pokémon in "Leaks".

Love your videos Tom Scott

I could care less if pokemon go could read my e-mail but I decided that I would like this video just for the not pokemon in the thumbnail

the illustrator's pocket monsters sure look magnificent :D i like their art style :)

Genuinely laughed out loud in the office at the last one and spit coke out my mouth.

that sound effect though im fuckin wheezin- it's bloody amazing

Holy crap! Look at the grass patches right next to the moving leefs in the background. It twitches and moves with the branches O.O

Beeftoucho = Normal type Mouseygit = Normal type Peetato = Grass/poison type Turtarse = Normal/Rock type Phallcon = Normal/Flying type Levibollock = Psychic/Fairy type

Phallcon is actually a Pokémon i'd love to see

Having a think about what possible videos I could add to your channel maybe associated with things in Cumbria like Devil's Bridge and how common sense got people (for the most part) to stop Jumping into the shallow pool below, or something about the ever increasing nuclear waste that is being stored and treated at Sellafield (and orders of magnitude in nuclear disasters) OR I could see how much I could learn about Knedal Mint cake if you fancied... Also I'm pretty sure the British Rocket Program did static rocket tests at RAF Spadeadam for Bluestreak (never been and would be a bit more of a faff than just filming somewhere in public) Regardless of if I'm involved in videos or not, I do wish you the best luck on your expedition to the Arctic Tom!

"Turtarse: part turtle, part arse" Help I can't breathe

You are soooo good at this!

Don't use the Gmail account you use for email/important things as your login account for random crap. And the other way around, don't use the public email that you give out to people to contact you with as a login to places where you don't want other people to be.

Thank you very much for making this video, I feel better now.

As expected another great interesting video. Have a great trip.

Brilliant video! You're the perfect example of a youtube channel done right. Thanks Tom!

Good video! As always. But, Tom, get some sleep! You've earned it!

Why does everyone think that their e-mails are so important, that people are trying to read them?

@OrigamiMarie

8 жыл бұрын

Most of the time they don't matter. But if you scrape enough email accounts, eventually you'll get some that contain enough info to do identity theft or crack computers. And then you're talking about actual money.

@rayhs1984

8 жыл бұрын

OrigamiMarie Someone hacked my accounts and all they did was sub to 200 random twitter accounts to annoy me. I owe tons of money people can have my Identity.

@aeroty6897

8 жыл бұрын

It really depends on what you have on your email, it won't matter tbh if there isn't anything useful connected or on your email. However somebody can have their information leak.

@G00bleG0bble

8 жыл бұрын

I don't think blackmail or fraud is the concern from a Nintendo second party, and certainly not a human sitting down and reading your email. The most likely genuine concern would be your email being scanned for demographic information which is then sold to marketers for targeted advertising.

@poisonshroom64

8 жыл бұрын

password reset emails

I love the drawings of the 'Pokemon'

I was only concerned that it _could_, not that it was.

Turtarse is my new favourite Pokemon, and it isn't even real. Brilliant video.

I'd like to see Nerdcubed as a guest!