She steamrolled every comedian on that stage last night

@chapingaryjr

Ай бұрын

She's the female roast master and legit Jeff's nemesis

@SYEDSHAZEB46013

Ай бұрын

i agree lmao

@Meeks1102

Ай бұрын

she definitely didn't write all that material 😭🤣 just like Tony said where was this your whole career 😭

@chapingaryjr

Ай бұрын

@@Meeks1102 you obviously don't know when someone is dissing someone..she absolutely has always written her own material

@Passionfullofart

Ай бұрын

She is a savage The way she was roasting you would have thought it was a Holocaust

“After the rock finishes” was crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

@disgruntledvet28

Ай бұрын

Does she mean after the rock busts in him 🧐

@paulorganisation1

Ай бұрын

I didn't know the rock's sperm weighs 3pounds😮

@juleec25

Ай бұрын

I don’t understand this line 🤔

@connorsandford1

Ай бұрын

@@juleec25the rock jizzes 5 pounds inside of kevin heart

@troyperry411

Ай бұрын

@@juleec25 pretty self explanatory lol. After the rock finishes…. Think about what it means when a man and women are engaging in s*x and the man “finishes”.

She was THE BEST roaster of the night!!!! Every line packed a punch!!!😂

@torriebrown9607

Ай бұрын

YESSSSSS

@clairemacleod5027

Ай бұрын

100%

@Kfarm2711

Ай бұрын

Tony was the best roaster of the night and I'm not even a fan of the guy.

@triggerwarning5911

Ай бұрын

And it wasnt even close. She was a monster lol.

@LucosDiCampos

Ай бұрын

She was great but Tony definitely outdid her

"Kevin I don't mean to belittle you but you be little, man". 😂😂😂

@Sdot-od8jf

Ай бұрын

I felt she could have added a “man” to the first part. Like “Kevin, I don’t mean to belittle you man, but you be little, man” something like that to increase alliteration even more.

@Funrunner008

Ай бұрын

No buddy, it's good as is

@mr.bubbles8351

20 күн бұрын

wow so funny kevin short. so original

@Wayne-745

20 күн бұрын

@@mr.bubbles8351 Hey man, funny's funny.

@garryisaac5546

2 күн бұрын

Bar

She murdered this roast

@skankhunt434

Ай бұрын

How someone else wrote her jokes all she did was read the teleprompter

@HugoStiglitz88

Ай бұрын

She was trash compared to Tony and Andrew.

@rayantonioking

Ай бұрын

​@skankhunt434 and you know this HOW?????? So are all their jokes written by someone else?? The logic here is beyond stupid😂

@sunondalyons73

Ай бұрын

​@skankhunt434 Not true. She's one of the go-to comedians for roasts. That material is hers.

@swiftdog49er51

Ай бұрын

💯

Don’t forget “thank you 15 cent” 🤣

@Specialcowgirl69

Ай бұрын

She’s not funny. You only think so because she’s a girl

@Son-of-Krypton

Ай бұрын

This was a Goat performance 🔥

@BoinkrNanis

Ай бұрын

Honestly, I feel like she should've gone closer towards the end because she dominated and then it got stale over time. Also, Tom was a bad target, he didn't like any of the jokes. Honestly, outside of Tony and Nikki this roast was trash

@BoinkrNanis

Ай бұрын

Maybe if you've never seen any prior roasts you could like it, but no roast has been the same since Greg Giraldo passed.

@SL-pg4dh

Ай бұрын

@@BoinkrNanisgreg is the goat

The last one was…… ruthless!!😂😂😂😂 That woman is funny as hell!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

That set she did was soooooo epic. She absolutely CRUSHED. I was laughing hard af. 😂😂

“You really gotta hand it to Kevin Hart because he can’t reach” LMFAO

@BoinkrNanis

Ай бұрын

When I saw that shit I got offended for Kevin lmao! Nikki went for the throats!

@jboogzdnb

Ай бұрын

calm down mate wasn’t that funny

@TheOriginalRiddim

Ай бұрын

Bars

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

Ай бұрын

​@@jboogzdnb it was funny to many.

@kevingrandyify

Ай бұрын

That's what she said, we all watched the same thing

Lol that rock line was solid

@KK-tt6ui

Ай бұрын

I don’t get it

@InvertedFreeSolo

Ай бұрын

@@KK-tt6ui so she means the Rock leaves his DNA inside Kevin afterwards...

@csvscs

Ай бұрын

How 😂 ​@@KK-tt6ui

@survivalguide1966

Ай бұрын

As a rock?

@Jarzula

Ай бұрын

@@KK-tt6ui it means Kevin and the Rock will be having a Jr

Nikki Glasier was the best comic of the night and it wasn’t close. She brought the fire to the roast. Haven’t seen someone that good since Greg Giraldo.

@LindaJones-gq6bb

Ай бұрын

😢

@jadenlife

Ай бұрын

Top 3.

@giovannidasilvere3179

17 күн бұрын

Oh.., Yeah…! She’s a hilarious roaster! 😂😂😂❤

@djtexas4993

4 күн бұрын

Ya . It been like that

This lady was HILARIOUS! I normally don’t watch these roasts, but I’m so glad I tuned in for this one! 😂😂😂

She was a BEAST, killed everyone

@MassiveBoyVentures

Ай бұрын

This stuff is written for them

@MassiveBoyVentures

Ай бұрын

Its was written for her

@JebJebJebbers

Ай бұрын

@@MassiveBoyVentures yes by her and her team. she's been doing comedy for 20 years

@chozen_juan

Ай бұрын

Except Tony Hichcliffe dude was insanely funny/

@Sxecaba

Ай бұрын

Loved Nikki and Tony, ruthlesw

“I’m kidding I hate them” has to be the best line in this entire episode

@jwizdum2103

Ай бұрын

Great delivery on it too

@ppumpkin3282

Ай бұрын

I thought it was redundant - you knew she hated them.

@southrules

Ай бұрын

That’s an old joke, it’s used 1 million times

@yungpep

Ай бұрын

Wimmin r so funny

@SoarkologyXC

Ай бұрын

Thank you I agree

She roasted, toasted, seared and burned his ass to oblivion😂😂😂😂

Love you, Nikki Glazer!❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

Her Gronk part of the set almost had me piss my pants laughing. 😂😂😂

@1984isnow

Ай бұрын

Me know that not real money! 🤣

@thrillhouse4784

Ай бұрын

"even I know Dat not real money!". Just perfection

“But you belittle man” 😂

@leobender2910

Ай бұрын

"You be little" like "them be mad"

DAMN…she kept ‘em coming too…relentlessly funny AF 😂

This is the most brutally awesome roast ever. Nikki is a beast. 😂😂😂

She had the best roast I’ve ever seen. Every joke was a home run. Amazing!!!

@yungpep

Ай бұрын

Erm Where's that video?

@macsdf1

Ай бұрын

@@yungpep the whole thing where she raosts tom brady.

@Dwhite690

Ай бұрын

Yall need to go watch the other Comedy Central roasts on paramount , Charlie Shein Justin beiber , flavor flav and trump roasts was crazy

@budlightsnotthatbad

Ай бұрын

@@yungpepNetflix

"Even me know dat not real money" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gronk got flammed

@priscillaknight9067

Ай бұрын

Very funny also beautiful

@costanzafaust

Ай бұрын

@@seanyboy07 Nikki Glaser is one of the joke writers for these roasts.

@KimberleyHartway-Horn

Ай бұрын

That was my favorite part...

@lynnerose7891

Ай бұрын

She flamed Tom, though.

@BoinkrNanis

Ай бұрын

They were roasting tf out of gronk. I started to feel bad lmao!

"every morning Kevin wakes up at 4am to make a shitty movie." 😂

She always kills these roasts 😂😂😂

She killed it. That 155 after the rock finishes killed me

@AnonymousTruthTeller

Ай бұрын

What does that mean?

@user-sx1pl8ii6z

Ай бұрын

@@AnonymousTruthTeller i think she meant he is 155 & 150 after but maybe got mixed up

@easye5653

Ай бұрын

Maybe he is his Butt Buddy!? 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

@eddie918

Ай бұрын

@@user-sx1pl8ii6z think she meant the rock unloads in him and it’s 5lbs worth of male secretion

@frederickowens2883

Ай бұрын

It means The Rock ejaculates 5 lbs of semen into Kevin Heart...​@@AnonymousTruthTeller

So shocked they put her as an opening, she’s becoming the new woman of roasts, and her set absolutely proved it. Proud of her.

@steventhomas4499

Ай бұрын

Well this is her 4th official roast and she's killed at all of them, so I wouldn't say she's new, but she was fantastic

@Throplife

Ай бұрын

Becoming? She has been for years.

@Richie-xr7zb

Ай бұрын

She wasn’t the opening

@blissfulessence8707

Ай бұрын

What's her name? She's really good!

@gabrielle916

Ай бұрын

​@@blissfulessence8707Nikki Glaser

"after he finishes",.....so true!

@ruruvarela

Ай бұрын

I didn't get it

@cyann410

Ай бұрын

@@ruruvarelathen you are too young or innocent to watch Hollywood roasts.

@brandofree511

Ай бұрын

@@ruruvarelaafter the rock fucks him

@Michael97Moore

Ай бұрын

​@@cyann410should I tell him 😂

@adelacelle

Ай бұрын

@@ruruvarela After the Rock aka Dwayne Johnson has ejaculated in Kevin Hart's ass, Kevin weighs 5 pounds more. Do you get the joke now ? 😅

Nikki definitely deserves her flowers! She’s the only female comic that doesn’t complain, about the industry, or being male driven, and just keeps grinding. She’s one of the best roasters to date, and I’m glad she’s getting some love for absolutely cooking these boys.

Kevin was the best host in many many roasts and Nikki delivered the best roast I've ever seen. Kevin's honest reaction following that and the genuine appreciation he had for her set and delivery was awesome to watch.

@Everythingplug1

Ай бұрын

Nah she called someone a sleepy potato one time I legit almost pissed myself

She called him “ 15 cent “ too

@jane347

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@extremeknucklehead3637

Ай бұрын

With inflation?

Bruh his face when she said you belittle man his face went from laughing to straight up to no you didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nikki GLAZED that WHOLE AUDIENCE ! Like the SUPERSTAR she is! Wow man! She had everyone in stitches 👏👏👏👏👏👏

she actually won this lmaoo

@trebordrum

Ай бұрын

Tony won

@HugoStiglitz88

Ай бұрын

Nope 😂😂 she got destroyed by Tony and Andrew

@SYEDSHAZEB46013

Ай бұрын

@@trebordrum what did he say

@lanification

Ай бұрын

@@HugoStiglitz88 andrew was trying too hard

@santiagocuriel8511

Ай бұрын

Nah Tony steamrolled

Nikki had me in tears! Her and Tony were the best roasters that night

She was the best comedian that night had me rolling in tears laughing so hard

Her R.I.P. on Gronk had me laughing for 3 days…”Me know that not real money.”

@rosied.1029

Ай бұрын

That line had me 💀 crying!

@cpmow831

Ай бұрын

@@rosied.1029 then .Gronk leans over to Kevin and said he did… “You aren’t supposed to help them roast you, Rob” - Kevin Hart

@rosied.1029

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The way Kevin enjoys being roasted 😂 He's a treasure ❤

@CSgof___yourself

Ай бұрын

Hes a diddler accomplice

@89tilinfinity29

Ай бұрын

he's been roasted worse but the tough crowd crew, so those are nothing tbh

@jenshub523

Ай бұрын

He really seemed to have had a great time. It was cool to see.

@djackson1441

Ай бұрын

It's a facade, dudes a sell out.

@johnjack902

Ай бұрын

Bigtime

Every line was on point 😂😂😂

"Kevin is 5'2" and 150lbs....well 155lbs after the Rock finishes!!" hahaha!!!!

I love how he could take it and give it. He didn't go up and smack her. He had a laugh. Smith needs to learn from this man.

@Glowconnection

Ай бұрын

You realize this is a roast its part of the show he was aware that he would be joked on. Smith was receiving an award and Rock made a stupid joke about his wife who was sensitive about loosing her hair. This was not the first time Rock picked on Will and Jada it’s been happening for years. Will never makes fun of anyone he’s always been about positivity. This was a one time thing. Move on!

@buddabudda

Ай бұрын

​@Glowconnection He walked on stage in the middle of an awards show and physically assaulted the host. You don't get to "It was a one time thing!" after something like that.

@smilealwaysnatasha3423

Ай бұрын

Bitch let that ish go 😂😂😂😂. No need to even bring Will up. Like get his D out your mouth.

@roflcakes7224

Ай бұрын

​@@Glowconnection are you really defending Will Smith? Hahaha

@chevchelios7730

Ай бұрын

Still Will Smith is a real man and stood up for his wife. And Chris rock had it coming i like it😂 he should've fought back. F***** P***y 😂

Damn… she F’ed him Up with these Shots 😳☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

"155 after the Rock finishes" - that is a new level of brutal

Yo… that last 155 when the rock finishes him is savage 😮

Niki was the BEST!!! Every line was a hit. I couldn't stop laughing, and her deliever was ON POINT!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@MyZ001

Ай бұрын

I think Tony mightve won it for me, but she was definitely a close 2nd

@humblest23

Ай бұрын

"Delivery"

I love how they take getting roasted with a good sense of humor😅

@presidenttnediserp428

Ай бұрын

They're rich and they made it to Hollywood. I'm betting these kind of bullying insults would not be received well when they were young and struggling to define themselves as adults and comedians and movie stars. Especially in front of cameras and large crowds. But that's my opinion, so..

@justinbrown4045

Ай бұрын

No choice. They gonna sit there and looked pissed?

@prinsreintje

Ай бұрын

​@@justinbrown4045well they could walk up on stage and slap her. Collect their price 20 minutes later and get a standing ovation from the Hollywood crowd

The "after The Rock finishes" pulled it out of free-fall, that was hilarious, even Kevin thought so! 😊

“But you be little man” was savage!!!!

155 after the rock finishes hahaha😂😂😂 crazy

@kleindavis550

Ай бұрын

had me 2

@natashafelton5196

Ай бұрын

Right

@Iam_number_one

Ай бұрын

What does that even mean

@bjs1130

Ай бұрын

@@Iam_number_one It means the Rock has a 3 pound LOAD!

@lancebauer5010

Ай бұрын

Exposed 😮

Her and Tony are so good. Ross, Tony and Nikki would make a fantastic judge panel for roast battle.

She killed it! Had me dying 😅

“I’m kidding- I hate them” … Savage !

Kevin didn’t like the “be little” the expression on his face but when she added about the Rock he started laughing

@crittoneida958

Ай бұрын

Nah...Kevin got stripes surviving daily hazing from Patrice O'Neal & bill burr. He has heard much worse than this. But yes she sure as hell destroyed that roast. Best one the whole night

@N1Zer0

Ай бұрын

It was the prelude for the 150~155 pound joke.

@o.gparamount3099

Ай бұрын

Gotta take a break from laughing sometimes lol

Nikki and Tony had the best sets imo

@JustSomeDamnCalifornian45

Ай бұрын

​@therealmayberrybouncethat3854 Ben Affleck was terrible

@MyZ001

Ай бұрын

​@therealmayberrybouncethat3854talk about an unpopular opinion 😂 What you don't like Tony? He and her are definitely top2 unanimously

155 after the rock finishes. And “as i like to call them : short films” 🤣🤣🤣 had me rolling! 💀💀💀💀

I gotta find this roast because this looks epic 😂😂😂

She killed it at the roast 😂

@MLKMassey

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

She had that whole thing waiting for kev.she was ferocious 😅😅

Wow that was actually funny cant stop laughing😂😂😂

She's become the BEST roaster. Very good stuff!!

She called hart 15 cent 😂😂😂

@watzimagiga

Ай бұрын

To be fair this jokes been done heaps of times. But delivery was good and she just did it in passing.

“155 after the rock finishes” Jesus… she wins the entire night if not the entire year with that one

@amw6880

Ай бұрын

I didnt get it?

@Flowku

Ай бұрын

​@@amw6880it means that after the Rock creampies his a*shole with 5 pounds worth of semen that is his new weight

@jamaaldunbar324

Ай бұрын

​@@amw6880I don't know if you're joking or not, but if not she means finish on him sexually. And his "load" weighing 5 pounds! 😂

@sjoo8

Ай бұрын

@@amw6880 she means he weighs 5lbs more once the Rock finishes as in ejaculates inside him 😷

@stuartlarkinmadtv

Ай бұрын

​@@amw6880after rock ejaculates inside him he's gained 5 pounds

She was ruthless 😂 the highlight of this roast with heavyweights like Ross & Tony

Some the freshest and most original short jokes I’ve ever heard 😂

Wow Now that’s some major takedowns This girl will is brutal 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo she was the best roaster of the night. Hands down.

@MyZ001

Ай бұрын

I can't say hands down. I'm not sure between her and Tony. But she is definitely #1 contender

Had everyone feeling some type of way haha

Did she just say he wake up 4 in the morning to make a Diddy movie😂😂😂😂jk😂😂😂

She kills me! Amazing😂

😂🎉 DAMN that Rock joke !!! 🤣

@Francisqolito

Ай бұрын

Didn't get that

@balot-tatadominguez3341

Ай бұрын

Me too😅

@MyZ001

Ай бұрын

​@@Francisqolitothe rock finishes "inside of Kevin" think about it😂

"After the Rock finishes" that was brutal girl 😂😂😂

The fake smile you have to put on to make everyone believe that you are not offended and the other person making a fake gesture to make everyone believe they don’t mean what they said is hilarious 😂

She lit his ass up 😂😅

This was the best Roast in Decades!!!

The flesh light was coming right after 😂😂

THAT LAST LINE WAS MURDER LMAO

Nikki Glaser made this roast special! By far the best comedian there!

And this is why she’s in my top 5. Actually told 3. Awesome

Omg I needed that laugh 😂

Honestly though, her roasting Kevin was perfect, her line about Gronk “me know that not real money” is the one that sent me 😂.

Nikki killed it! Every joke was perfect

Holy fuck that rock line was harder than a rock and harder than the rock after he sees Kevin Hart

That was the best line of the night

😂😂😂 literally handing it to the grill master. Best Kevin Hart roast ever.

“Me know that not real money” 😂😂

Whoa, didn’t expect that! One after the other, shot fired lol She was hilarious!

She’s so savage!!! 😂😂😂 I was dying watching this live ☠️☠️😂😂

I love how Nikki breaks character when Kevin gives her a standing ovation and seems genuinely honored at the gesture. Artist to artist showing respect for each other. That’s comedy ❤

She went Jeff Ross on em lmao 🤣

Her little “thank you” was so cute lol

“He’s the Rock’s flesh light” 😂😂😂

She looks like old Cher and Old Sarah Jessica Parker collided at top speed.

More Nikki💕

Kevin takes it well. A pro.

@rightystorm2004

Ай бұрын

Imagine roles reversed he calls her flat💀

Hands down the queen of roasts. 🔥☠️🤣❤️💯

She really flamed him! 😂

She crushed it, I swear!!

That last one 💀 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 she killed Gronk too😂 .. me know Dat not real money 😂

Dont you hate the director kept the camera in her when she said when the Rock finishes instead of showing his reaction???😤😤

Who knew that Nikki Glaser would give smoke to EVERYBODY... 💀💀💀