Instead of saying you're wrong, my uncle once said, " I'd have agreed with you, but we'd both be idiots"

@BlackCherryBabe

3 ай бұрын

Im using this 😂

@emi62507

3 ай бұрын

I’m stealing this from your uncle. That’s so good on another level.

@simoh1way140

3 ай бұрын

Me a use this😂😂😂

@mlg_khalil

3 ай бұрын

THAT'S A BAR

@MsNappyMK

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

'The devil is a liar' is a part of the African Christian Household starter kit.

@real_emeldah

3 ай бұрын

Starter kit 😂😂😂

@ianhudson7350

3 ай бұрын

American South as well including the blood covered thing.

@chrism9294

3 ай бұрын

I hear it from black Christians from all over the U.S.

@alanaterrel9914

3 ай бұрын

Caribbean also lol

@user-xs9zu7co3d

3 ай бұрын

Answer " and he will remain a liar " 😂😂😂 then proceed to both agree by saying "amen"

"Your existence is abundant" 😭😭🤣🤣

Everybody: you dont listen Nigerians: your ears mist be for decoration

@galaxylucia1898

3 ай бұрын

Ok this is too cute!

@olaniyi50

Ай бұрын

In Yoruba it will be "se won gbe eti re fun alagbafo ni" meaning "it looks like they have taken your ears to the laundry" 😅😅😅

@gyopostrength

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need Nella on the show, daddies

@Khadiyah01

3 ай бұрын

Only if she has a new make up artist I’m sorry but I’m fed up of her highlight not matching her skin properly to the point that I feel like sometimes they purposely make black women look bad on TV

@yamarm

3 ай бұрын

i’m so deaddd that is so true

@faithk.3207

3 ай бұрын

​@@Khadiyah01 i think she does her own make up , not sure

@Certid

3 ай бұрын

@@Khadiyah01 don't u dare play the victim card on black woman. that is an outrageous thing to say. what is it with black women always tryna victimise themselves. fix up.

@bcray2548

3 ай бұрын

Been saying😂

I saw a video of a Nigerian woman on the elevator, and a guy wanted to join, so he asked her ''are you going down?'' and the lady shouted I'm going up in Jesus' name😂

Forget poetry, Nigerians own the language. In the US/UK, we're fighting with our ABCs while they're remixing Shakespeare lmao

@hajarahajjojojo8440

3 ай бұрын

Underated comment 😂

@adeOLUWA

3 ай бұрын

Why thanks!😅

@bangwill3042

3 ай бұрын

it's not only nigeria ns , is all black africans tthat speak like that

@comfortsheriff1352

2 ай бұрын

😀😀😀😀

"The brief and summarized one..." That hurt my feelings 😂

@beewest5704

3 ай бұрын

Lol I immediately imagined my shorty for a mom. 😂😂😂😂

@mubeen4260

3 ай бұрын

She’s basically a conclusion

@malibooyaw

3 ай бұрын

@@mubeen4260😂😂you made it worse

@kooffire

3 ай бұрын

​@@mubeen4260stop typing please!!!! 😂😂😂

@mubeen4260

3 ай бұрын

@@malibooyawsurely can’t be taller than 5 sentences😂😂😂😂

My dad talking about how the young generation of Nigerians are screwed bc of the enconomy: "This new generation, the devil kissed their mother and father the day that they met"

@jannipanni

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@eyarebisong2152

3 ай бұрын

Or that our village people have imported juju from india to give us the ultimate shege.

@nyaxjosh

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@acoupleofkays

3 ай бұрын

@@eyarebisong2152 imported juju from India is wild 🤣🤣😂😂

@kaumibon

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

When my husband's met one of his Nigerian co-workers for the first time. He clapped and told my husband. I see your wife is a very good cook. 😂😂

@heathermtetwa1579

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@airsay

3 ай бұрын

For those who don't understand "Nigerian-ese". This literally means the man was "robust" (fat) he had to be eating good home cooked food. We don't see "fat" as an insult. It's an adjective for us like tall, dark, or "brief"😂

I'm forever using "my enemies have succeed" when I heard them say it a few videos ago 😭🤣

@LPnerd

3 ай бұрын

yep, my fav line.

Every Nigerian has main character syndrome 😅 talking about enemies

I would be satisfied if there were more Nigerian poetry vids 😂😂😂

My 5’2” ass is rolling at “the brief and summarized one” 🤣 I’m not short, I’m fun sized!

@victoriaakpawan7920

3 ай бұрын

Yaassss!😅😅

@supermegaawesomeultragal7820

3 ай бұрын

That's what I say too!! 😂😂

@Darkmountaindweller

2 ай бұрын

You’re very portable!

the devil is a liar is a constant saying 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

@G254611

3 ай бұрын

FACT!!!

@monisworldforever2839

3 ай бұрын

Everyday at my house 😅

@G254611

3 ай бұрын

@@monisworldforever2839 - Amen!😄

@michaelas.4684

2 күн бұрын

and *God forbid*

I called my Mauritanian uncle in Miami and asked if they were alright and all he says is “the lord bring Forth temptations”

@kaumibon

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Kiwikisses3

3 ай бұрын

lmfao 😂

My Zimbabwean co-worker says the difference is the same , instead of "its the same thing" instead of saying I don't understand he says " I don't get the sense" instead of saying he doesn't have an ID he says " aaaaaaaaaah I move like an animal" 😂 he also calls comedians "jokerists" 😂his English makes my day

@juancamacho8736

3 ай бұрын

"I move like an animal" is a wild ass statement to be wasted on "I don't have my I.d"

@chontachimfumpa8517

3 ай бұрын

@@juancamacho8736 Animals don't move with IDs though, his got a point

"brief and summarized" sent me to another dimension 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We even made a poem about it "The devil is a liar and i flogged him with a wire, If you think im a liar go to the land of Zachariah, And ask Jeremiah"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is clear James primarily grew up wth the white side of his family, because Nigerian poetry can be heard in any.African/Caribbean family or community.

@denyshadials5702

3 ай бұрын

💯

@KayannaLloyd-vy9go

3 ай бұрын

Facts

@heenapatel348

3 ай бұрын

Oh 1 million percent

@RadikoolS

6 күн бұрын

Everyone knows Nigerians and Jamaicans are two sides of the same coin 😂

My Nigerian coworker called the steel wool "the iron sponge" and it just makes sense 🤷‍♂️

@josephadache7382

3 ай бұрын

It's literally an iron sponge.😂 This is the first time I am hearing steel wool.

@kooffire

3 ай бұрын

steel wool ke? Ah 😂😂😂

@Adaobi874

3 ай бұрын

Na iron sponge na😭😂😂, wetin be steel wool??😂💔

@Dmatterarising

3 ай бұрын

Lol. It's called Steel wool? 😂

@SASK_M_Y

3 ай бұрын

​@josephadache7382 maybe the steel wool is the one some of us call SILVER SHINE

My elder brother had two friends both called BENSON. There is a brand of cigarettes 🚬 very popular in Nigeria also called BENSON. My Nigerian father when talking to my brother about his friends, refers to them as the Benson that has been smoked (for the shorter one) or the Benson that hasn’t been smoked (for the taller one).

@airsay

3 ай бұрын

Benson & Hedges. That dad is wild though 😅

😂 Fuhad is right. That’s how Nigerians flirt. I’ve gotten mad a few Nigerian men just for them to clarify and I’m like 😂😂😂😂😂 why didn’t u just say that instead?

@missnurseeri

3 ай бұрын

LOL 😂

@ayomideazeez8464

3 ай бұрын

Because we love wordplay. It is just a thing.

James: "Who speaks like that?" Me: Most Africans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@G254611

3 ай бұрын

FACT!!!!

Suffocating the wrong man😂😂 Sfs with the diddy gif😭😭😭😭

I’m from the South & we say “the devil is a liar” all the time 😂😂😂

When my daughter says she doesn't hear me, I retort back by asking her if she left her ears in her pocket

Everybody: you're stupid Nigerian: Dundee United

Instead of saying it was a bad advice. As Nigerian, you'll say, "your advice is great but I can't follow it up"

@eniolajonathan-im6ze

2 ай бұрын

Don't think so. We say no follow am oo (don't be a party to the advice) she no like u. Look d advice she dey give. Or wetin be that ur mouth dey talk!! When last ur brain and mouth connect?

@tosinfayanju188

Ай бұрын

@@eniolajonathan-im6ze man.... Nigeria is a big place. I think that should explain it for you.

@eniolajonathan-im6ze

Ай бұрын

@@tosinfayanju188 don't I know it is as a citizen........ everyone is sharing opinion not shade broooo and besides am a female!!

That dear lady who covered herself and her followers in 'The blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth' - to protect them from the spirits/curses released by the Tarot Card Reader - was 100% Right!!! Good for her!!👏👏👏 Thanks for the Episode - loved it, love you guys. Shared it too😍🥰🙏😊

The devil is a liar 😂😂. Gosh I love being Nigerian

@angelamondoh5132

3 ай бұрын

and remains to be a liar😂

@OsheyBaddest

3 ай бұрын

Same 😭

“Out of all the girls in his phone” was the loudest part of the story for me. How many you got in there fella? 👀

@maudlynobi4740

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@alanaterrel9914

3 ай бұрын

Out of all doesn't necessarily means alot, but even if people have friends

@denyshadials5702

3 ай бұрын

@@alanaterrel9914 Still begs the question. I’m not marrying anyone who I don’t know the answer to that question and what the nature of their relationship is/was. I find it very hard to believe that the fiancé didn’t find out about this little fiasco at some point. Habits are habits. If he has a habit of getting any girls number and asking her for pics, I need to know that. It doesn’t have to be a lot. I’d want to at least know what I’m signing up for rather than blindly consenting to it. How many you got in there fella?

The brief and summarized one. Yo! I feel like that’s the extra polite way to say it 😂😂😂😅

Please do more Nigerian poetry.. I'm Nigerian and i love your reactions 🎉

@G254611

3 ай бұрын

Hear! Hear! I agree!!

The way we use words in Nigeria.... only us understand us. We are crazy people... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@blackcoraltv6787

3 ай бұрын

Xtra dramatic people 😂 reason our movie industry is No 2 in the world

Im Irish, and up until recently I thought we were poetically dramatic but Nigerian lads are on a whole new level 😂😂

I’m an architecture student and I watch/listen to you guys while I work especially when I’m having anxiety about my projects and you guys always make me happy. Thank you so much ❤

@korazona3731

3 ай бұрын

I wish you well on your studies - you’ve got this

Brief and summarized is WILD!😂🎉

Why did i read the caption as Nigerian Poverty at first💀😭

Instead of telling me to keep out of his yard my Nigerian neighbour told me "the more time you spend in my garden the less time you'll spend outside of it"

The devil is a liar I've heard from a Nigerian who ate hot food😂

That engaged brother is messy, and his lecherous ways will eventually catch up with him. He will slip up again, drunk or not, and he won't be able to weasel his way out of it like he is trying to do here.

@amandaomezi7492

3 ай бұрын

The fact that the brother said it sounded like him when his drunk means he’s done similar things and will defo do it again in the future. There is no trust anymore

Your videos are a breath of fresh air, always enjoy watching

Can we all commend that guys gf for immediately telling him about it rather than doing it?

The brief and summarized one killed me ⚰️🧏🏼‍♂️☠️. This is my ghost writing 🤣

There really is a spirit realm and we know a lot about it because we do not discount it.

Damn i'm early but fuhad would say "My existence is in advance"

I love James & Fuhad's banter...always makes me smile or bring me to tears of laughter 😅

Breif and summarised is a diaBOLICAL BAR 😅

Another one: if a child is hard headed, in Yoruba it will be "Ti mba gba e mu gbogbo nkan ni a ma wueje" meaning "if i gets hold of you, you will feel like eating everything" 😂😂

Nigerians, we are 80% of the time in the spirit realm 😂😂😂😂

@G254611

3 ай бұрын

So true. Amen

I love when James says YUCKKKK 😂😂

My sisters ex of 10 years, cheated on her with his brothers GF. They all lived together and the two moved out secretly. Leaving my sister and his brother to share an apartment. Shocker they lasted maybe 6 months. The brothers forgave each other a year later. I couldn’t imagine knowing my brother was in the same P

@LPnerd

3 ай бұрын

some men are just pigs... I have no idea why.

When you are supposed to do something and you didnt do it correctly, my dad said, " to you, walk with your brain is better than walking with your legs"

Girlfriend of 7 years is crazy

@LizBit3

3 ай бұрын

and fianceee of 5 months?!

The devil is a liar😂😂😂😂

My village people are after me

Love from The Gambia 🇬🇲 ❤

It's mainly the parents of the previous generation 😂 It's dying with ours 😆

@amarachidosi1239

3 ай бұрын

5:47

Brief and summarized 🤣

i know shakespeare mad as hell he didn't come up with these lines

I'm loving this. Even me as a Nigerian i wonder how we get those phrases 😂😂😂 Lastest one is, opposition, compititors or any hindrance of any kind are called village people. Eg. I forgot my office keys at home, i will say my village people have done it again.😂😂😂

@airsay

3 ай бұрын

"village people" latest? Are you Indomie generation?

"I'll stare at you until you break character" 😂😂😂😂

One time I told my dad about how some country legalized same sex marriage and his response was "You see my son, this is the sign that the devil is gaining more and more power in this world" 🤣🤣That shit spun me 😂😂

@VolatileHunter2

3 ай бұрын

The devil ain't got nothing to do with that tho.

The brief and summarized one made me scream

Skin for skin is sending me 😭😭

@OalamNk

3 ай бұрын

SFS🤣🤣🤣

"The devil is a liar" lol we say that in Barbados as well

half of these are 100% standard west African phrases

@airsay

3 ай бұрын

Allow Nigerians shine abeg! Yen yen "half of that...". When. Nigeria gets grilled as fraudsters do you come out to say half of those fraudsters are "standard West African"? EoP: Enemy of Progress

The brief and summarized one 😂 it sounds like it could be an insult to someone’s intelligence as well

That was a crazy one to start off with, i am gasping for air 😂

Naija, instead of saying you're stubborn, my mom says your ears are coco yam leaf in the wrong position

instead of saying short woman, we say portable

Love Nigerian poetry

Everybody : You wrong Uncles Nigerians :: Okay but no problems

Thanks Boys for the message because I need to get OVER it. I keep expecting ppl to be decent. How can I expect it from my ex-husb if this man can’t even get respect from his own brother?🤦🏻‍♀️

This time might be your Christmas. But next time is your Halloween

ive been called a lot of things in my life for being short, "brief and summarized" OUCH xD

If you don't listen in Yoruba it will be "se won gbe eti re fun alagbafo ni" meaning "it looks like they have taken your ears to the laundry" 😅😅😅

Bajans speak exactly like that too!😂

Pls y’all shouldn’t laugh out loud today we beg 😂😂

Lol what about my village people 😂

We need Nella Rose on this show asap

Nella Rose is hilarious and would be an amazing guest ❤

I am Nigerian 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🤣🤣🤣🤣 full fleshed… more plssss

Dundee united is one I’m literally using on the coworkers 😂

waiting fer this. finallyyyyyy 🎉

NELLAAAA ROSEEEE, OMGosh I'm so excited!!!

should have waited til he sent the picture to prove it was him lol

Bucciarti looking at Girono in golden experience

Not going to lie caption caught me & did not disappoint 😂😂

I’m not going to lie. He has a point even I do it when I want to add mysteriousness to the situation…

How about this: When we sneeze, you will hear people congratulating you for evading your enemies. Or they’ll actually say, ‘I have escaped my enemy’s plot’.

Please have Nella on!!!! 🎉 That girl is my favorite

I writing these joints down!!! 😂😂😂

This is an interesting topic 🔥🔥

My brother always called " brief and concise😂"

The devil is a liar is not complete without adding his father inlaw. “The devil is a liar plus his father inlaw 👍

Another one "you think you can defeat me"

Loveeeee yaaaaa guys so fucking much 😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

ngl first Reddit post could’ve been one of his friends or his fiancé testing your girlfriend