Nick Swardson Is Freezing in Minnesota - Lights Out with David Spade
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Nick Swardson calls in from a chilly gig in Minnesota, and Nicole Byer, Ron Funches and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss “Star Wars” and whether married couples should live apart.
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I love how they harmonized at 1:36 ... You can make it fit C sharp major or A sharp minor
@scottpitner4298
Жыл бұрын
I heard it originally But if you listen again, couple times it sounds awesome!
I can't believe I watched the whole thing for the Swardson bit....
@richardspew2194
3 жыл бұрын
The Swardson bit was in the very beginning?
@hackabilly4787
2 жыл бұрын
Nick paid me to say the same thing about Reno 911
@IAmDrewselum
Жыл бұрын
I'm in the middle of doing the exact same thing lol
"Billie Dee Williams is the blackest man alive" 😂
@longdirtytoenails1076
4 жыл бұрын
Fifty Cent*
"Is that the whole bit?"
@Battshimself
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha i waited and waited for it to cut back to a frozen Nick.. And it was perfect. hahahaha
@Bessmaster2000
4 жыл бұрын
The show rules.
"Not going to take advise from someone who dated Pete Davidson"...sound advise!
I wish Nick was in more stuff, I've always loved him, same with David.
I recall the days of waiting to buy concert tickets, showing up a couple of hours early...just to buy.
@susiefairfield7218
4 жыл бұрын
Yep going to musicland in the mall and scoring tixs at Ticketmaster
need more Swardson
@chriscornelius2518
4 жыл бұрын
He gets no love. The guy is naturally funny.
It's supposed to be above freezing this weekend. Time to break the shorts back out.
I love Spade's weather report for LA...we have the same issue out here in San Diego. It's a tough, balmy, 65+.
Noooooo.... don't put the bit's punchline in the thumbnail. BAD MEDIA PERSON!
@joereadel
4 жыл бұрын
Read this comment, media person.
@SpooksMcGhie
4 жыл бұрын
Good point
I once saw Nick Swardson and Simon Rex at my gym. Glad he is keeping it up.
@Boltrex100
4 жыл бұрын
Where they doing coke?
@statusq1879
4 жыл бұрын
Dirty Nasty is his name
@patsfan4life
4 жыл бұрын
GscGsc great question!
@lildaddykk7155
4 жыл бұрын
Doing coke off each other's swords.
Saw nick swardson's show last night. Even without the music cue intro (😅 u had one job...) it was an awesome show!!! Seen him 2 yrs ago at the same place with spade and the gang.... Freaking love these guys!!! Thank you for the laughs last night nick!❤
Omg I love Nick Swardson!!!
Love Ron Funches!
@stevedonahue7956
4 жыл бұрын
always thought he was gay
Loved this clip, hilarious
Being from up north on the iron range in MN Yea from experiencing as much as 40 below zero anything above 0 in the winter is considered a tropical heat wave
Lol the skid row joke like 5xs
we need more of pete Davidson being roasted on this show.....I know spade doesn't want to respond but he needs to get his savageness back
@vamanosninja4143
4 жыл бұрын
Well he might have Pete on his show. He can't make fun of other guests
@stevedonahue7956
4 жыл бұрын
@@vamanosninja4143 didn't you see what pete said about david? hes not gonna be on the show
@vamanosninja4143
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevedonahue7956 I didn't. What did he say?
@stevedonahue7956
4 жыл бұрын
@@vamanosninja4143 he called him disgusting because david dates younger women....but pete dated kate Beckinsale so its pretty hypocritical on his part....I don't like pete Davidson....hes not funny at all imo
@vamanosninja4143
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevedonahue7956 wow that was rude and disrespectful. I never liked him now I almost hate him.
Awww Nick! Love him!!
6:28 nicks back
I gave up my first day first show Starwars ticket (released 20th) to hang out with a group of friends of '94, at the beach... Got my priorities all jumbled up 😂😂
Nailed it!
1:36 Listen to that beautiful harmony on the Kate Beckinsale question. "Hmmmmm"
The Minnesota angle was so poorly done Spade wasn't even sure he was finished.
@MrK623
4 жыл бұрын
Minnesota, 11 months of winter and 1 month of mud.
Star wars will it ever go away. 🤬🤬🤬 But I love these comedian's. Great panel!!
@Thomas-fk3cw
4 жыл бұрын
Grew up on it in the eighties. Haven't watched the last two movies. So stale and redundant now. It's tedious.
1:37 harmonized hmms
@KaninTuzi
4 жыл бұрын
Haha, it was like a break in a Bee Gees song
Great panel. 3 of my favorite comedians. Especially nicole and fittz ❤
I couldn’t agree with Kate more! Separate houses is the only way I’d ever consider getting married again. She’s brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏
@sharondianneb
4 жыл бұрын
Same here! Frida Khalo had the right idea.
@IAmDrewselum
Жыл бұрын
When we getting married? Lol
I could totally see Ron going after some blue Twilek girls like: jump on it jump on it!!
Love to see Fitzsies on here!
Howlin' Rays is great.
Side note. This episode aired the night Star Wars died.. Finally
Hands down funniest show!!! No ifs, ands, or butts...
6:16 Sorry Ron, Kevin Smith coined the parody title "Star Whores" in "Zack and Miri make a Porno" more than 10 years ago.
"I once waited a long time in line to get fried chicken. Which is so on the nose.." Damn. Swish.
What's Terry doing out in the cold?
I look forward to the next Shwardsee-Spade creation, after Spade & Theo’s movie. I know they have something good waiting in the tank
Lmao when david realized its a homeless joke. 1:25
I like Nick
Need more fitzsimmons, such a legend.
Waited for 3 hours for fried chicken, fuck that!
Wholeheartedly agree with the Pete Davidson thing
Sweet cardigan
Biggest memory about Billy Dee Williams is I was tripping on shrooms and watched some submarine movie with him in it. Boomers!
Funchess for the win
I thought same thing if Billy Dee Williams isn't black I'm a dolphin
love Nicole
ABOUT THE KATE BECKINSALE THING. Maybe not different HOUSES, but separate ROOMS. I feel like that can work.. yall can still be in love or w.e and have ya space
lol
#starwhores
Nicole for the zinger! and Go Woke go Broke :)
Actually the nerd super bowl is the league of legends world championship. Surprisingly it got over 100 million viewers which is the same amount as the actual super bowl. That's pretty funny.
YAAAAAAAS NICOLE BYER LOOOOOOOVE! XOJODIA GRAY'S MOM
Snark can be good as the spice. Snark does not make a meal.
*I could wait a few hours, and I hate waiting, but days, fuck that, that's stupid af*
Leave it to a rich celebrity to say owning two houses is the best way to be married. Sheesh!
Why would you spoil the joke in the thumbnail
Always know him as the dude who slept with Shirley Jones 😂
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
4 жыл бұрын
What? ….Details.
@MrK623
4 жыл бұрын
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. In Grandma's Boy the film starring Allen Covert, Nick sleeps with Shirley Jones.
@ModeratelyAmused
4 жыл бұрын
Was a bit confused. Thought you were talking about Pete Davidson.
@brianh6773
4 жыл бұрын
He also has a racecar bed and his roommates were going to get him a car radio. Lol
@troywalkertheprogressivean8433
4 жыл бұрын
whats up silver fox? 👵
thank god ron funches was here to balance out the hipster
Right? Uhhh lando?
Terry
"If they were really progressive Chewbacca would be shaved bald" is the funniest joke ever told on this show
Can someone wrap Swardson up for me for Christmas and hide him in my panty drawer?
@theivory1
4 жыл бұрын
If you can find a way to ask him directly I bet he would do it, and more.
@LisaLisa001
4 жыл бұрын
@@theivory1 hahahaha I wish. Ohhhh the ridiculously stupid, yet sexy, things I would do to that man....
Spade always pronounces it BeckinsDale...why? Am I missing something here?
@doubles7533
4 жыл бұрын
He secretly hopes it's a guy named Dale dressed in drag
The panel was not feeling Nick's bit
I subscribed, then I heard bleep bleep bleep. I thought this was an adult channel.
Wasn't death Vader black ? Or just black face
Way too little Swardson in that one. If it wasn't for the knock out Pete Davidson joke I wouldn't have hung around.
Someone make sure Greg also realizes Blade was a black superhero before Black Panther. I'm worried he'll try to signal his virtues at a later taping and pull another quick black erasure.
So...Billy D Williams isn't black!?!?.
Why do people say COLD AS SHIT??? Is shit REALLY cold???
The last movie should be called Star Woke.
I need Greg to come to my house daily he is so funny and as a bonus his face and neck skin could de-humidify my house. Holy cow I have no friends.
Swardy!!!!!!!
What is the giant boil-looking thing on the upper side of Nicole's knee, and why would she wear ripped jeans (to show it off???) ? At first I thought it was regular knee wrinkles from the side, then they look at her straight on, and that's not just a wrinkly knee.
David spade's hot question after they just talked about the temperature: "Is it cold? Looks cold!" How episodes left until this show is cancelled? I'll give it 4 more.
@JimNortonsAlcoholism
4 жыл бұрын
It's one of the most popular shows on Comedy Central you dumbass
Ready to turn right yet?
Wow, Kate Beckinsale is really out of touch with reality apparently.
@hansgrueber8169
4 жыл бұрын
Would you expect anything less?
@armancz
4 жыл бұрын
She was obviously kidding, she haven't said anything seriously in decades.
@audreyxatomic
4 жыл бұрын
@@hansgrueber8169 well honestly idk... I never hear about her saying or doing anything. I kind of thought she was intelligent until I heard about her dating Pete Davidson XP
@audreyxatomic
4 жыл бұрын
@@armancz I don't know if that's "obvious"... I mean it's probably true that people get along better if they live in separate houses--its just obviously not practical for the majority of people. Either way, I don't know much about her so if it's a joke, it wasn't obvious to me.
@zztopz7090
4 жыл бұрын
@@armancz Its not obvious, though she could easily be taken out of context by a journo, but I doubt they'd do that to an actress these days.
What the fuck is wrong with admitting that we have a homelessness problem in California?
Billy dee williams aint the blackest anymore lmao
The fact that the "big ....girl" got the biggest applause for the chicken comment out of all....just reassures me the zombies are alive and killing it (ie the industry) in hollywood....who really cant see the force fed script even today 🤣🙄
Surely Flavor Flav is the blackest man alive.
@poolymexcellent1373
2 жыл бұрын
Pele
Why does nick look like a deep fake of himself?
@DeezNubz1
4 жыл бұрын
No makeup
@dougallencomedy
4 жыл бұрын
Hairs died
Kooks.
First
(Star Wars)Only white guys who are desperate will wait in line this long. But it should be for top 100 for a bukke(sp?) Please feel free to steal this and make it better Dave.
Nick's career never had a home run. Always a double/triple. It's really unfortunate.
I thought Precious lost weight?
A gay boomer that didn't see Empire ?
New starwars killed of about 85% of starwars and replaced it with three crappy movies. It's not cool and the people excited for it and shippers and Disney affiliates
Has anyone else noticed that the fatter swardson gets the less funny he becomes
Celebrities need to stop telling other's how to live.
@brianh6773
4 жыл бұрын
Other people need to stop tell other people how to live.
Exactly; talk about 'hardcore' - I'd rather stand and wait in line at Popeyes for a Spicy Chicken sandwich, with the possibility of getting shot, or stand in line in LA at a homeless camp soup-kitchen line with the risk of getting tuberculosis or stabbed in the head by a deranged crackhead, than to stand in line to watch another Disney produced Woke-n-Broke 'Star Wars' movie.
@jdlang62984
4 жыл бұрын
Omg who hurt you? Are you gonna be okay?
@muzkat101
4 жыл бұрын
@@jdlang62984 Uhh!! I'm soo crushed by your comment; how dare you, you insensitive boob.. how will I ever recover? Yeah, right; NOT... whatever, Troll - GAFL
And this is why Star Wars is bombing
Each day we stray further from god
wow. kate dated pete davidson?? goes to show all the men out there... dream big. that dude is uglier then sin and he gets a woman like that. there is hope guys.
I find ol swardson to be very overrated. Only thing I've ever found him to be funny in was Grandmas boy
black people in this one for the first time? I guess someone forgot to tell Lando.
Greg Fitzsimmons is the worst, dude never misses a chance to virtue signal. At least make an attempt to be funny sometimes my guy, if it's possible.
@dougallencomedy
4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Jaynes dudes funny
@andrewjohnson588
4 жыл бұрын
He literally insulted Hannah Gatsby in this clip.
@kylejaynes2949
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewjohnson588 I mean, she truly is unbearable. That's probably the funniest thing Greg Fitzsimmons has ever said.
@andrewjohnson588
4 жыл бұрын
@@kylejaynes2949 I bet it isn't.