That "Tom Leatherwood" joke was brilliant, i cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣

@hardybeverly

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! So funny, he’s on tonight! I crack up here by myself, but who needs anyone when the Late Show is on!!!😆

@Echo81Rumple83

2 жыл бұрын

What is it with these Republican politicians and their surnames equating to a myriad of euphemisms ranging from naughty body parts to human excrement?

During these absolutely atrocious times Stephen keeps me sane Love from Poland

@joannajamerson35

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a polish -amercian I love Stephen Colbert

@PattyDalmau

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he does 😂 We’re praying for Poland too from California ❤️

@lincolnnoronha4128

2 жыл бұрын

yeeeah! love from Brazil

@stephanlarsen8169

2 жыл бұрын

So much trouble in the world Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters

@guynorth3277

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously did not know people watched from Poland, I would just watch your local stuff! Good Day, Eh!

The "Eye of Sauron" is a pretty old way to describe a certain crappy management style in IT. It's an environment where everybody is largely ignored except for one unlucky guy who is in charge of whatever has the managers attention that week and thus has them looking over his shoulder constantly. The other common crappy management style is the "Seagull". Those are the managers who swoosh from out of nowhere, have no idea what's going on, shit all over the trenches and leave. Neither is a compliment.

@seanstoyroom7274

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a boss of mine who just got her Marching Orders. Sad.

@chonqmonk

2 жыл бұрын

My management style is the reverse spin dunk bacon cheeseburger with a side of fries approach....I let my employees know clearly what they need to do to win, let them know that *I work for them* and ask them what can I do for you to make sure you consistently win - and then I do that, whatever that is, and I consider doing whatever that is for all of them to be my job.

@MonkeyJedi99

2 жыл бұрын

@@chonqmonk Mmm... Bacon...

@gorkskoal9315

2 жыл бұрын

LOL umm I wonder how dence Zuck is. then lol!

@noahkirkpatrick8912

2 жыл бұрын

I would mean it as a compliment.

I wonder what facebook employees call zuckerberg behind his back, when "eye of sauron" is what they call him to his face. 🤔🤔😆😆

That Eye of Sauron part had me DYING.😂

OK, walk me through this: Tennessee won't allow gay couples to adopt a child due to "concern for the children", but at the same time, they're promoting baby marriages!? What the hell?!

@Marlowekay

2 жыл бұрын

---- --- ----fire???

@okkietrooy6841

2 жыл бұрын

I think they wanted so desperately a way of marriage that is not accessible for homosexuals that they forgot to protect their children from child marriage. I guess in their mind a marriage between 2 loving adult males is a bigger threath to their children than child marriages. 🤮

@y_fam_goeglyd

2 жыл бұрын

Some states already allow underage marriage with parents' consent. I remember reading a long news story on the BBC with women who'd been basically sold to older men aged around 13. Legally. The story isn't that old. I was going to say a few years, but I think I've lost two years, so add a couple more if you want to search their website. They usually keep their old pieces up. If you find it, make sure you have a strong drink to calm you and a box of tissues for your tears.

@alexfischer2527

2 жыл бұрын

No sir, you cannot adopt this little girl - you can only marry her.

@susanmorgan715

2 жыл бұрын

Marry Them Fosters Off Quick. Kill 2 Birds With 1 Stone Type Of Thing. No Problem Here...

Hearing him say his employees call him the "eye of Sauron" and also hearing that he thinks they refer to his attention as this "lovingly" was enough to make me laugh hysterically.

The fact that Jon B is back here at his job after sweeping all the Grammy awards is a clear testament to the value everyone places on this brilliant show.

@phriedokra6158

2 жыл бұрын

Jon knocked em dead at the Grammys did he not!!! he had quite the year! well deserved btw!!! well deserved!

@Jozamendo

2 жыл бұрын

And that there's no good music being produced anymore.

@BogeyTheBear

Жыл бұрын

This comment hasn't aged well.

These war crimes made me sick to my stomach. In my opinion, no consequence could be enough for what's going on.

@stephanlarsen8169

2 жыл бұрын

So much trouble in the world Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters

@Catani84

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ... No one should defend Russia and I'm definitely not...but I also know how propaganda works...and so many people have many doubts about the Bucha movie clip. We all know the war is always dirty.

@StephBer1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Catani84 There are literally dozens of news agencies from Europe and the US in Bucha with reporters standing beside dead bodies and interviewing traumatised old people. Are you trying to say that ALL of them are staged? If so, then maybe you should think about where YOU get your information.

@mikeharrison1868

2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree that those respo Sible for the crimes should be hurt badly. But we need to try to do so in a way that doesn't hurt the ordinary Russian in the street. Remember that a big part of why WWII happened was the terrible versatile treaty after WWI...

@malloc7108

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I could get you to agree war crimes would be excessive consequences

As someone who was born in Tennessee and still has some awesome relatives from there, I apologize on behalf of my birth state for that bill.

@chezmoi42

2 жыл бұрын

If you haven't already seen it, you will love this TN boy: kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWxpq6qnm9vJotI.html

@sonnyroy497

2 жыл бұрын

That's a reptipublican for ya!

@johndododoe1411

2 жыл бұрын

Have you read the bill and found out what is and isn't on it, besides all the hot takes.

The jokes were so on point today. Stephen (and his writers) makes me feel much better while my life is going down the gurgler. Keep it up Stephen a huge fan here for over 20 years!

@nikolaipersad4098

2 жыл бұрын

THIS!!

@suecastillo4056

2 жыл бұрын

Gurgler…😂😂🤣🤣🤪‼️hysterical!

@brianwall9592

2 жыл бұрын

- yep, Stephen is good Gurgler Repellent...

@reggiecantrell6193

2 жыл бұрын

joking about sanctions that are being levied because of war crimes is "on point"?

@annarose3354

10 ай бұрын

Godh he has been around a long time

as fucked up as it is-I think zuck wears that Sauron title as a badge of honor. A true sign of a terrible boss. He just said the quiet part out loud

@rightchordleadership

2 жыл бұрын

I have no doubt he’s an insufferable a-hole.

So is Tennessee also going to delete age limit for voting, drinking, or driving?

@Jartran72

2 жыл бұрын

Well the bill was designed to be homophic.. terrible

@bunzeebear2973

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, they will be able to buy houses and WORK (circumventing the child labor laws) and pay income tax...and also enlist in the military so YOU SUPPORT THEM. Children is running the government, aka idiots.

Thank you again Stephen for the LOLs on these horrific dark times. It keeps spirit up! Love from Finland

@cindypomerleau950

2 жыл бұрын

United we Stand Finland. Let's beat the fascist ideology. 💙🇺🇦💛

@catherinekenny3926

2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong and safe and SANE from the west coast of Scotland x

@Marijuanifornia

2 жыл бұрын

The US legalized weed to win World War II. Europeans need to share the 1942 USDA video *Hemp For Victory* throughout all social media. Americans don't care about this, so maybe Europeans will take notice because Europe wouldn't exist if the Allies had lost World War II. The video was banned from US history books and public broadcasts in order to run anti-marijuana drug war lies and propaganda for almost 50 years after World War II, but the film has been public since 1990 and the war on drugs has actually escalated in that time. This needs to go viral. So, if Europeans could help to finally get this noticed, it would change the United States and the United Nations, rearranging the way that the entire world does business, and ultimately stopping climate change by replacing fossil fuels and ending deforestation. Then all of us wouldn't be living through such dark times.

@pastasoo

2 жыл бұрын

This war is not a "horrific dark time" for America at all. They get to righteously sanction their cold war adversary to death without lifting a finger or being in the crossfire of war. America has it good.

Tuber - what a great joke to start with! And _it gets better from there!_ Stephen, you and your writers are so good at finding ways to help us laugh even during the darkest of times. Thank you for all you do - it means so much to me! ❤❤🖖🏼🙂👍🏼💋❣

“It’s The Hydroxychloroquine of justice.” That was perfect 👌 Also, it’s quite demoralizing and disturbing that we’ve reached a point in American society where a large fringe-group of American extremists legitimately want to indict and jail a scientist that’s devoted his life to public health and stopping infectious diseases

@sprtsfanatic1

2 жыл бұрын

@n k While I will certainly not debate that big pharma is guilty and culpable of multiple egregious agendas and crimes that negatively effected or destroyed thousands of lives (opioid crisis) it does not blanket all of them under the same veil. Yes, extensive testing with any new vaccine is well warranted and expected, especially when combating a viral infection that attacks your lungs and immune system. Nevertheless, the results over a massive scale are resoundingly in favor of mitigating the effects of COVID and preventing further infection. Of course, as with a massive population density and distribution, there will always be outliers within that third standard deviation that have complications or unforeseen effects from said vaccine. However, the same occurred for vaccines to combat Smallpox, Hepatitus B, Polio, H1N1, Measles, Mumps, Rubella, etc. Nowadays, children are required by state law to have those vaccines for obvious reasons. I’m sure that there will eventually be the same requirement for COVID at some point, as it continues to ravage the US and the world. The only way to eradicate a virus completely is though vaccines, as was done by Smallpox. The irony being that COVID-19 is a variant of the Smallpox virus. Continual testing for COVID and vaccination will continue years from now and hopefully our healthcare professionals can develop a vaccine to either eliminate it completely or mitigate its symptoms to something innocuous. However, to state that the COVID vaccines were “untested,” and “did. Or have any real benefit that would justify a widespread use,” is not only misleading but false. Again, dozens of studies by the CDC, WHO, HHS, and healthcare facilities around the world have proven and emphatically stressed the importance of how much the vaccine mitigated the strength of the virus and halted its spread. I had close friends and family contract the virus, all vaccinated, thankfully, and they developed mild and not severe symptoms. I’ve heard too many horror stories of unvaccinated people contracting the virus and dying because they believed in conspiracy theories or charlatan pseudoscience remedies. Moreover, I have almost a dozen friends in various professional medical practices (Radiology, RN, Anesthesiology, Virology, Personal Physicians, and Nephrology) and they all posted physical and anecdotal testimonials of how COVID effects the body and how the virus combats it. Again, yes there will always be outliers when delivering a vaccine to millions of people, but an overwhelming majority are protected. The vast majority of people over the past year that have gotten infected and died were unvaccinated, aside from breakthrough infections of those that were still infected even while receiving the virus. Again, part of that extreme third standard deviation

@cctomcat321

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, we already live in a society where the state can work with corporations and a company like Chevron can privately prosecute a lawyer for successfully suing them and have them locked up (look up Steve Doziger, he's done some interviews recently). Hasanabi has a pretty bare bones question/answer interview. Or enact state violence against and execute an "AntiFa" member, keep you locked up after finding exonerating evidence that proves your innocence, and has its own badged gang to act in the interest of capital owners rather than citizens. Remember that dude who Trump (claimed to have) basically had hunted down? At least Fauci only has to worry about morons calling for him to be jailed over nothing a la Hillary. But I guess if we have another 2016, who knows? The GOP has gone completely untethered and they don't even bother hiding their weird obsession with authoritarianism within their party.

@Neoyoshi-FFXIV

2 жыл бұрын

And charge money for the fake privilege of not having any legal standing. It's obviously a scam.

@bunzeebear2973

2 жыл бұрын

The "Fauc" DID NOT PROMOTE Hydroxychloroquine. "Orangutan" did. So, go after that LOSER. Strange how the promoter of said medicine did not take it HIMSELF. What did he have to lose? Either it works or it don't. (Hint- it don't)

@roseananthanayagam8056

2 жыл бұрын

Fauci will smile down from heaven on their broiling, roasting screaming selves.

People should do this more often, telling the super rich simply “NO” 🛑 Must be priceless to watch the look on their entitled faces change to pure disbelief 👍🏻

@Kenghym

2 жыл бұрын

That story just screams "Berlin" to anyone who knows that city. People in Germany and many of the freedom loving underground music scenes in particular hate the kind of capitalism Musk embodies. The club in question is also known for being very picky when it comes to its guests with the goal to create a truly open atmosphere to let people express themselves. Elon Musk is the antithesis to that. I bet the bouncers were extatic when they had this chance.

@christiansebastianlauritse2404

2 жыл бұрын

But this collage student living in a dorm room has been to both places. 😉

@valariethomas1658

2 жыл бұрын

My sister lived in Berlin and was a regular at Berghain with her college friends. She said that they made it a habit to turn away people who took themselves too seriously.

@Shinku_no_sanbun

2 жыл бұрын

@@valariethomas1658 So most people that use Twitter regularly then.

@cindypomerleau950

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shinku_no_sanbun Friends don't let friends use Facebook or Twitter.

I've actually been looking forward to my nightly Colbert "Is Potato" joke..

@ellevonk.2925

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! 🙌

As a Russian American I just appreciate that Stephen’s signature joke about Russia is about potatoes and not vodka. I do like potatoes 😋 Vodka, not so much.

@dwarfie24

2 жыл бұрын

Grilled potatoes mate. Marinated in chilli powder with a crust on the outside. 🤤

@dafttool

2 жыл бұрын

French Fries 👍🏽

@Timithydwolf

2 жыл бұрын

Parmesan potatoes are the best.

@NuiYabuko

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it the same, though? lol (Vodka is made from grain or potatoes.) Not going for the cheap Easter European drunkards joke is definitely appreciated by this fellow Eastern European.

@rahcollier7006

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, potatoes are great. A food for all occasions.

The lovely staffer off camera laughing so heartily always makes me laugh 😂Fantastic monologue Stephen and co 👌👏

Stephen’s monologue is a treat after having a terrible day

@rawkfistgaming

2 жыл бұрын

Well I hope your night ends up better!

@nadiashireensiddiqi

2 жыл бұрын

Russain civilians have repeatedly condemned the actions of their govt. The s bank is one bank u want ur assets frozen was a good one. D Cassidy and Cryoto kids I hope Elon Musk fixes toxic Twitter

@JustSomeCanadianGuy

2 жыл бұрын

How? It’s just a reminder of how horrible the world is. 🤣

@ghostpiratelechuck2259

2 жыл бұрын

He’s real comfortable trashing Elon… didn’t he say two weeks ago he didn’t care about the effects of sanctions or if gas goes to $15, because he drives a Tesla? 🧐

@y_fam_goeglyd

2 жыл бұрын

Hope tomorrow is better for you, my friend. Many e-hugs for you 🤗

Stephen Colbert keeps me sane and I love John Baptiste

@hardybeverly

2 жыл бұрын

John is such a wonderful talent and human!

@douglasdavis8395

2 жыл бұрын

@@hardybeverly - And he changed his name to 'Jon Batiste.'

@mikeyf7039

2 жыл бұрын

@@douglasdavis8395 I’ve been suddenly confused about that, thought I was seeing typos. Interesting.

This is easily on of Stephen's best monologues.

@chonqmonk

2 жыл бұрын

If you would have added "...in the last week or two." -to the end of it, I would agree.

@nikolaipersad4098

2 жыл бұрын

THIS!!

"Tom Leatherwood.... That's is why you have to use sunscreen." Really Stephen LOL.

“Pro Tip” That was a multidimensional joke 😂

"No matrimony until you can slice bologna" lol

@Marlowekay

2 жыл бұрын

OUCHIE!!!

@douglasdavis8395

2 жыл бұрын

"So let it be written, so let it be done!"

“Seen here unable to identify the pictures that contain stop signs” Thank you! I’ve always thought he looks and behaves non-human.

Stephen's monologues keep getting better. Kudos to the whole team

@suecastillo4056

2 жыл бұрын

And no matter how good a monologue is? I believe it’s gotta have a great delivery system… Colberts it!🤣😂😍

@germanqr

2 жыл бұрын

@@suecastillo4056 absolutely!

That was a MONOLOGUE FOR THE AGES... SO GOOD, made me laugh out loud numous times... THANK YOU.

@shepinchains1

2 жыл бұрын

One of THE greatest of all time! Writers are on fire!!

@mrsr003

2 жыл бұрын

Be careful not to eat or drink while watching! Trust me! I know from experience!

@zesty9815

2 жыл бұрын

... the one bank where you _want_ your assets frozen ... leaving my Mark ... the hydroxychloroquine of justice

@LenaVideos1000

2 жыл бұрын

"That's why you need to wear sunscreen." Hilarious!

@jay-em

2 жыл бұрын

He was on fire....

You just HAVE to love Stephen ❤ He is brilliant ❤

"...unable to identify the pictures with stop signs." ON POINT!

6:44 “Zuckerberg seen here unable to teach his AI human emotions”

I always love it when the Potato drops.

Another reason to legalize marriage at any age is to make it easy for pedophile rapists to marry their victim and avoid being charged. The parents of the poor girl are so embarrassed by their daughters getting knocked up at the age of 12, they find marrying her to her attacker is better than admitting what happened. Real nice, right?

@classiclife7204

2 жыл бұрын

Real nice. It's almost as if conservative are pro-child-sex by definition. Disgusting people, really.

@jcoopes5604

2 жыл бұрын

Well Tennessee is trying to do it again snd get rid of the age restrictions

@mori1bund

2 жыл бұрын

Typical Republican: " we have no probem enabling pedophile rapists as long as we can hurt gay people..."

@marvinmartion1178

2 жыл бұрын

IWJWD!

@chonqmonk

2 жыл бұрын

Matt Gaetz is shopping for a home in Tennessee right now.

FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on!

Colbert is the best late night talk show host since Johnny Carson! Love Fallon and Kimmel, loved O'Brien......but Colbert has energy, charm and perfect timing! Just perfect in every way.

@randyj420

2 жыл бұрын

Letterman was the man in the 80s. Period. Broke all the rules and changed everything. Thankfully, Conan picked up and ran with it,.

@Ruintheus

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Best since Carson

@Beruthiel45

2 жыл бұрын

Fallon isn't funny. I stopped watching him. When you watch several different monologues in a row you can see the differences.

I can always count on Stephen’s monologue to make me laugh and smile.

@AGentlRose

2 жыл бұрын

During the last administration, I used to say that Stephen Colbert was my Xanax

@nadiashireensiddiqi

2 жыл бұрын

U can’t call N*z*’s, what they r on T Twitter as my repeated A/C blockages have proven.

@raybin6873

2 жыл бұрын

This one had an extra high content of make me laugh humor! 😄

@mrsr003

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve learned not to eat or drink while watching!

That Tennessee bill is totally insane Matt Gaetz is on his flight over there he was rejected at a Chuck e cheese party for a 12 year old girl lol

@youtubewatcher2

2 жыл бұрын

Someone will no doubt open a divorce mill in western North Carolina to cater to the Gaetzes of the world (and yes I did just get sick in my own mouth at the thought of plural Gaetz)

@johndododoe1411

2 жыл бұрын

This comedy skit seems to get everything about that law wrong. It may be bad, but the joke just takes one of the possible flaws and claims that flaw is the entire thing. From what I previously heard, the law does something else, then forgets to repeat the age limits from the law about normal marriage, making it unclear if those still apply.

@fireflower12

2 жыл бұрын

@@johndododoe1411 the law itself is intended to be homophobic, but then the language 'accidentally' also allows for child marriage. its garbage through and through

@pyrovania

2 жыл бұрын

I heard a story yesterday about the local cops near here keeping an eye on the Chucky Cheese because perverts like to hang out there, they know unattended children visit.

Now that is a serious writing crew - and amazing delivery by Colbert. Thanks for keeping it real - and hilarious.

Tom Leatherwood: "shooting" outside. Now there's a double entendre for the ages.

The "Is potato" gag could go for quite some time. It's versatile just like potato...

@jessicalong338

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@cc1k435

2 жыл бұрын

And satisfying! Just like.... 🥔

@Mondfischli

2 жыл бұрын

... until it gets fried 🤔

Dear Stephen, could you please keep the titles for your videos. We watch them from all around the world and want to understand each of your words. Hugs from Ukraine :*

@istdochallesegal3427

2 жыл бұрын

Slava Ukraini - we have your back!

@vsiegel

2 жыл бұрын

🇪🇺♥🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini!

@youtubewatcher2

2 жыл бұрын

Slava Ukraini from Europe. We are pushing our politicians to help better. At least tanks are finally coming.

Love the show, but this was definitely among his funniest. Thanks, Stephen I needed that!

anyone who sponsors or signs that age of consent bill is 100% sus.

@douglasdavis8395

2 жыл бұрын

Watch a couple of the vids on youtube; gives you a better picture of what happened. I think it was intentional, but what do I know; I live in Indiana?

@tdmprofit3708

2 жыл бұрын

Now you understand what the + was all about. Intergenerational relationships. Well done democrats/ republicans. Same sh.t !

Congrats to Russia on its new tagline, “Is potato.”

@stephanlarsen8169

2 жыл бұрын

What do you call an auto cratic potato 🥔? A dick tater Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters

@music_YT2023

2 жыл бұрын

Latvia will not stand for this affront!

@gustie44

2 жыл бұрын

Very lazy

@ellevonk.2925

2 жыл бұрын

🥔

@youtubewatcher2

2 жыл бұрын

It is also what every denialist and denazification myth spreader gets per comment

The running "Is potato" joke really gets me laughing every time

"That's why you gotta wear sunscreen." 😂🤣😂

Calling Zuckerberg 'Sauron' is an insult to the Fallen Maiar.

@gamepapa1211

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he kind of deserved it. And with he, I mean both of them.

@Philrc

2 жыл бұрын

Eh?

@samuelleighton6850

2 жыл бұрын

In The Silmarillion, Sauron was the first werewolf, but when daddy bad guy(Morgoth) got his ass kicked by his kin, all baby dark lord could do was run, hide and plot revenge for a thousand years. Eventually he did Bad Things, but it was always a pale imitation of his master.

@6666Imperator

2 жыл бұрын

@@Philrc Maiar are lesser gods who decided to go to Arda (the earth)

@6666Imperator

2 жыл бұрын

It would make his employees and followers Trolls and Orcs though and that is kinda fitting :p

You the man Stephen Colbert!!

“He’s going to destroy democracy”. Truer words have never been said.

@christaleman2279

2 жыл бұрын

Hello bev

@christaleman2279

2 жыл бұрын

How are you doing today

6:39 Mark Zuckerberg is totally out of touch with people ! This is one of the funniest thing I watch 😂😂😂

8:05 that guy laughing has absolutely sunburned his pen!s at some point in his life 😂

Yet the Koch's still won't pull their money and investments out. Koch greed is worse than regular greed.

@110100111000

2 жыл бұрын

They ain't get'n any bang for that buck. https :// m.youtube.com /watch? v= LxgMdjyw8uw

@cindypomerleau950

2 жыл бұрын

The Koch empire is still trying to rule the world. End Citizens United ! Vote blue in 22. Urgently.

@pastasoo

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, the Kochs are rich because they are smart businessmen. Which says a lot for what is going on right now about how stupid liberalism has became.

@jmack129

2 жыл бұрын

@@pastasoo they Kochs are as rich as they are bc they’re smart AND amoral. I know that’s hard to grasp for many Conservatives bc it contradicts the “ME, ME, ME AT ALL COSTS” mentality

@cathywethington5913

2 жыл бұрын

jmack 129, Exactly! They are rich, like many others, because they are willing to do Anything to Anybody to get there and stay there. For me, though, speaking as agnostic, I think selling your soul is shortsighted and stupid

Funniest guy left on TV the only person that gives weekend update a run for their money. Keep em coming

*“Define 'woman'”,* Republicans demanded of a woman nominated to the supreme court. “We need to know,” they explained, “because we want to redefine marriage so it's for 'one man and one woman', and *we've accidentally included children.”* (8:57)

@dafttool

2 жыл бұрын

Accidentally?! Pfft. They knew what they were doing

@biggb3921

2 жыл бұрын

Except it wasn't an accident they included children

Stephen always cracks me up! Been a fan since 1999

@Echo81Rumple83

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, the old skool Daily Show...

@fl00d69

2 жыл бұрын

He was infinitely better on the Colbert Report.

@aliahnicole434

2 жыл бұрын

Strangers with candy

@themachine8009

2 жыл бұрын

Been a fan in the last five years. Wished I’d discovered him earlier.

@SeaJay_Oceans

2 жыл бұрын

7:46 ''Leatherwood'' ? Is that even a real name ?!?

I'd say Zuck should change his logo to The All Seeing Eye... but CBS beat him to it.

@shahnulislam9897

2 жыл бұрын

Do all the people you love live in a mirror?

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

@@shahnulislam9897 Real question, does anyone love you? Look in the mirror.

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

Zuck is a thief and a liar says the all seeing eye.

@johnwattdotca

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkness1 "I used to live in a room full of mirrors, and all I could see was me, until I took my spirit and smashed all those mirrors, and now the whole world is there for me to see, and I'm waiting for my love to be". Jimi Hendrix

@shahnulislam9897

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkness1 awww poor snowflake did i hurt your feelers

Jon, loved hearing “Blue Monk” at the end of this segment!❤️❤️❤️ The high priest lives!🎼🎹

@BarryRowlingsonBaz

2 жыл бұрын

I always forget the name of that tune, despite having learnt the main part on guitar may years ago! Thanks for posting this!

We also need to focus on the fact that 22 states have marriage laws that permit the marrying of children if their parents approve

No matter the world fuckery. Stephen always brings the laughs

@marydunigan1721

2 жыл бұрын

That's a real talent and so greatly appreciated too!

@_mytube_

2 жыл бұрын

and potato

@phriedokra6158

2 жыл бұрын

hope he doesnt burn out ...

@tma2001

2 жыл бұрын

although the writers didn't realise Elon was making fun of himself with the dancing - its a meme thing - they might want to ask their kids to explain it to them.

@genevievegenevieve5205

2 жыл бұрын

Stevee and his family are extremely white privileged. I’m sure they laugh a lot, especially at us. 🤡

Definitely on a roll in this monologue Stephen. Rock on!

@MrNncon

2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean youth marrage is a good idea for political stupidity lol

that jury scam is awesome, i wish i'd have thought of it.

The give him a break joke was classic.

I’ve been laughing so much I’m choking on my cough drop nite snack! Very good tonight Stephen!

People all around the world are fighting against child marriage and then... Tennessee. Smh

“Sperm bank, the one bank where you WANT your assets frozen” might be the best joke I’ve ever heard.

Jon, tearing UP that Thelonious Monk! I love it!!!

Tuber had me cracking up🤣 I was already saying: "Is potatoe' just before Stephen said it😂😂👍

@chezmoi42

2 жыл бұрын

It was one of the best spuds yet.

Hmm. I wonder why the Former White House Occupant didn't drop $2.64B to buy his way back onto Twitter? Wink emoji.

@dee_dee_place

2 жыл бұрын

Deutsche Bank would give him any more loans 😜

@esaedvik

2 жыл бұрын

@@dee_dee_place Or Sperbank

IN REALITY: this latest sanctions package after Bucha slaughter is almost the weakest so far. Not until russian oil is banned, nothing will make as significant impact. But most countries worry more about blowback from gas price hikes than slaughters in Ukraine

@irene5518

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair to the EU there are very very dependent on Russian oil and gas & it isn't they can replace overnight.

@LooKingG00d

2 жыл бұрын

@@irene5518 that's not entirely true. On gas - yes. Because you need specific infrastructure built to reiceive it liquified via ships for example like Lithuania now does. But EU could replace russian oil pipe even today and receive it shipped from US or other places. And russian economy is more dependent on oil than gas. So it would be very effective

@lisbetsoda4874

2 жыл бұрын

Worst thing is the Americans complain the most when gas prices go up. Most selfish people right there.

Another on fire monologue. Damn fine writers.

I've got to stop getting high before Stephen comes on. I almost pee my pants laughing too often. Lol

Thank you, thank you for my daily “Is potato” dose. Keeping the LOL moments alive in such dark and dire times.

@chezmoi42

2 жыл бұрын

This one was baked to perfection. 🔥🥔🔥

These laid back applause break rhythm, comedy is rhythm!

Stephen could totally play a mad scientist villain in a kid's movie! I can see it!

@annarose3354

10 ай бұрын

The only problem is though, can he actually act?

I love Colbert so much. He’s so refreshing to watch after work.

@levelazn

2 жыл бұрын

Should China sanction Biden for drone striking afghan children ?

This was an epic monolgue, I must say 😎

That description of the KitKat club’s wardrobe sounds he was taking about a 4year olds dress up closet attire 😅

We have to seize the assets of our own oligarchs. Or at least make them pay taxes.

Every morning I wake up and ask myself 'there's still a Russia' and then I tell myself, no it's not a country. Is potato.

@cybercat29

2 жыл бұрын

😆😅😂🤣

@Echo81Rumple83

2 жыл бұрын

Makes me wanna play Portals 2 for some reason; Glados Potato was a very interesting... tagalong spud... to say the least...

@chrissiek8706

2 жыл бұрын

First week of this war I would woke up, brush my teeth and check if Kyiv is still holding 😶...

Hilarious from beginning to end, laughed so loud

They played Blue Monk when they went to break...who does that?!? Baptiste is freakin amazing.

One of his best ones yet, you could tell even he had trouble not laughing at times!! LOL

Twitter: we would gladly exchange the 'edit' button for a 'delete Nazis' button... Oh, btw, that goes for the rest of social media as well.

As I just left on one of Seth Meyers segments, although much shorter.. I would like to thank you for being here Stephen. I don't watch the news; I watch late night TV because it breaks down the top stories. Not only that, but they have to fact check and watch almost EVERYTHING to research for the show. We've all done similar things in high school for an essay. They do it EVERY week night and even when they're off if there's BREAKING NEWS I'm sure. Just imagine what they go through; What their shows have changed to for us to have a laugh. It's truly amazing. It's not bias knowing the reasearch they do. They actually watch you side too. You. The person down in the comments that is trying to save everyone. Trying to speak out about Joe. They watch you part too. I have no doubt. But rest, fellow American. This is a place to laugh at the things you find funny. If you don't find it funny.. This is KZread and your time. Don't spend it here wastfully trying to save people who came to laugh. Just as the people below attack you and refuse to see your side, they feel the same when you speak. Perhaps everyone is going about it wrong. Or perhaps we have forgotten how to speak to one another. But in the end, we come here to laugh or attack each other. I would like to respectfully ask those who can't find a single laugh during this show to find something that does make you laugh. Right here on KZread or somewhere else. Perhaps an old recording of the kids when life was easier. We need it in this trying time. We owe it to ourselves and our bodies to relax at least once in a while. You have done your work for today. Enjoy YOUR time. Thank you. God bless America and long live Ukraine!

Stephen is in rare silliness tonight.😁

Omg the Musk dance and ten percent of twitter. 🤣 🤣 😂

Thank you for a brief moment of sanity Mr. Colbert.

"Vladimir Putin has acknowledged two daughters." How many does he not acknowledge?

HOLYMOLY, He was on FIRE tonight!!!🤣

Bunker Dwarf is buried in sanctions

This was a great monologue!

“Is potato “ is catching on 🤣🤣🤣

That one guy laughing in the far back always get me LUL @2:20

You know we are living in a simulation when Twitter winks at their new Chairman Elon Musk.

@Tao_Tology

2 жыл бұрын

Nah.....those execs really are just douches.

“Handy tip” lol that was really good, even if unintentional

I love Colbert's bad dancing impressions haha

Stephen, if you like Zuckerberg's nickname, you might also like to know that people in Central/Eastern Europe have been calling Russia "Mordor" for years. Just some trivia.

At least the Ukrainians are doing a lot to make Russian weapons and armor virtually unsaleable.

@douglasdavis8395

2 жыл бұрын

They won't get much on the buy-back program in moscow!

@youtubewatcher2

2 жыл бұрын

The Russians have however gifted them with about a 100 used but still functioning tanks.

and if he doesn’t want to treat his Oakland employees fairly, he just moves his factory out of state.

@110100111000

2 жыл бұрын

@@KimJanet-ze5sq m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/lZik1ch7o7HFdMo.html

@Markle2k

2 жыл бұрын

Oakland? You need to work on your Bay Area geography skills. And it is adding manufacturing capacity, not moving it. At least not yet. The first cars out are Ys and Cybertruck. S, 3, X, Y are still made in Fremont.

@phriedokra6158

2 жыл бұрын

pulled out of one Cali place to go to Tx during the start of Covid remember?

@cindypomerleau950

2 жыл бұрын

A real American patriot billionaire would build manufacturing capabilities for those chips we are so dependent on China for. Just saying.

@baxtronx5972

2 жыл бұрын

@@phriedokra6158 Tesla still operates in Cali. You don't remember on purpose.