“Why did they surrender, they were going to win?” Says the one with a man wielding futuristic weaponry that uses the thunder of Jupiter to make mens bodies erupt with blood just by pointing it at them.

@Exarian

2 жыл бұрын

It's kind of a compelling setting. What if the bronze age collapse was of a society that was roughly late 20'th century in technology, and occasionally working relics get found in ruins. Maybe the Bronze Age Collapse was caused by a massive infestation of some alien bugs that eventually got brought into equilibrium with the ecosystem by some sorta fungus or something. Ooh what if Egypt was the last sort of holdout and they can manufacture some very expensive crude firearms until they research their preserved equipment.

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Жыл бұрын

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@gelon3333

Жыл бұрын

@@Exarian well if we do look at that, that COULD be possible. China already found powder in the middle ages meaning they already could make firearms/muskets and egyptians had a genius who made a machine to have fun with it which was actually small but it was enough to be an engine for transport cars, meaning in ancient times, if people got interested in the tool of that genius, they could have damn CARS (ofc not so developped like ours rn)

@ladywaffle2210

Жыл бұрын

"Why did the pacifists have this futuristic weapon?" Bold to assume they were pacifists before they got it.

@DiocletianLarius

Жыл бұрын

@@gelon3333 Wait, what? What Egyptian machine? I always hear about the ancient computers like Antikhytera and such but never heard of an Ancient car engine :0 Do you mean the Aeolipile??

I think the reason the one corpse in the freezer didn't have a head was because the ravager ate his head off rather than eating your food or meat stockpiles.

@NoNo-xh7ru

2 жыл бұрын

Good dog

@DenlixCutix

Жыл бұрын

Crunchy

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@GoGreenBasti

Жыл бұрын

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@sebastiancarmona2362

Жыл бұрын

​@@GoGreenBasti Sports

Sees mod: "huh, seems interesting" 5 minutes in: *VENI VIDI VICI*

@depressedgwyndolin

Жыл бұрын

Can you please translate that sorry

@Himmyjewett

Жыл бұрын

@@depressedgwyndolin dude its a common saying

@depressedgwyndolin

Жыл бұрын

@@Himmyjewett I'm from Canada ok cut me some slack

@depressedgwyndolin

Жыл бұрын

@@_mdgamer4289 thanks mate

@zer-zd4gc

Жыл бұрын

@@depressedgwyndolin It's a common phrase in the entire western world

Romans with SMG's sounds like something from the game "Hard to be a god" which blends a medieval world with future tech

@Pelasmo

Жыл бұрын

you my friend are the first person ive seen so far for a couple years that knows this game. quick question: I got the problem that i cant play the game anymore because when i start it up i get to the point where i should see the main menu, but i see no text or menu buttons and just see normal terrain. I also cannot interact with it in any form aka im literally stuck like that. I have the game as a physical copy (dont know if there even exists a digital version) so the thing is since i cant find a single thing about the game online i dont know if this is a common issue or what it is caused by. tbh it could verry well be my lack of good graphics card but before my pc went from windows 7 to windows 10 it worked perfectly fine (with the same graphics card).

@Perrirodan1

Жыл бұрын

@@Pelasmo It's because of compatibility issues, you can try to use compatibility modes, if it doesn't work you'll have to find an earlier operating system or try to use an emulator.

@Pelasmo

Жыл бұрын

@@Perrirodan1 ok, thank you.

@Perrirodan1

Жыл бұрын

@@Pelasmo You're welcome, it's a common issue, windows 10 seems to have a lot of compatibility issues with older games.

@Pelasmo

Жыл бұрын

@@Perrirodan1 i mean i honestly was thinking before installing it that it might not work because like u said its one of those a bit older games.

9:04 yeah most people don't know that the Romans invented submachine guns. They were found in an archaeological dig in the 1920s and that's how they got to the modern era

This video was a real stab in the back Didn’t expect it to be here so soon

@sherwingonsalves8821

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pun Caesar doesn’t appreciate it

@lucaswashington9285

2 жыл бұрын

Caesar didn’t exspect it so soon either

@benediktfreischlad1258

Жыл бұрын

@@lucaswashington9285 caesar actually didn't expect it to be 21 times either

@graycrest806

Жыл бұрын

​ He didn't expect Brutus to be among the 21 either

Roman IED's were surprisingly good, better then even modern ones!

@sheikhmufasafasagan1973

2 жыл бұрын

You mean burning pigs or dogs or do you mean snake or oil pots

@suacemanaquiatan9380

2 жыл бұрын

@@sheikhmufasafasagan1973 it's napalm

@wanderer2688

2 жыл бұрын

@@suacemanaquiatan9380 don't you mean greek fire?

@aperturescienceguy2737

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely Greek Fire, and not napalm.

It's not that you "Don't have access" to anything beyond pre-medieval tech, you just can research it yourself. You can still trade for tech goods, get them as rewards, and I think you can bring Rome forward through the tech tree once you get the final perk for uniting the Empire. You can't pick what you get, but I think the random thing can be any random thing.

@lollol5263

2 жыл бұрын

Unless he used story teller variant that blocks tech.

@Sol_Invictus777

Жыл бұрын

​@@lollol5263 is there a mod that stops you from getting tech from quests, and traders, and ancient dangers?

"Our colonists are Caeser, Antony, Cassius, and Brutus." Well this can't end well for anyone

„We are quite used to stabbing people in the back” and this is one of the few reasons why I love Kleaper

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Жыл бұрын

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You know what I wish for those with traits that forbids them to fight? That they will actually fight, but they suffer a massive mood debuff instead.

What would the Grim Kleaper be without the VE team? Thanks for the great content as always

@TheGrimKleaper

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho. Oskar and the team are truly amazing

@fahliilkron6284

2 жыл бұрын

Really can't wait to see what's next

when your friends are cassius and brutus you know you are off to a good start

Caesar Legion kinda vibes

Kepler over here doing Aurelian's work. He'd be so proud of you right now!

would be quite sick if somebody would come up with actual classical era items, and tech tree, makling catapults instead of mortars and such

Empire Earth music at the end is highly pogged

just as Jupiter, Juno and Minerva intended

@RRR-vp1pd

2 жыл бұрын

oh wow, he used names of gods Romans believed in instead of saying "just as God intended" isn't it so cleaver? *:]*

I love the editing on your videos! Great video as always, Grim

ah, the stronghold crusader soundtrack at the beginning of the vid XD

You probably won't see me but I'd like to see how the one man army does again this time with cataphract warcaskets from vanilla pirates expanded, and a laser minigun from vanilla weapons expanded - laser

Mod: exists Grim: it's free exploitastate

Guns and romans remind me of a series we had on TV in the 90s or maybe late 80s, it was post-apocalyptic but it had been so long since the apocalypse they had reached a classical level of techonology, thank God for public broadcasting services.

@AsdrubalBarka

2 жыл бұрын

Name of the series?

@zerglinglover2303

Жыл бұрын

@@AsdrubalBarka bob

Stronghold Crusader music at the start! nice

the irony of the starter colonist names

A Rimworld KZreadr? Glad I found one! Definitely going to watch your career with great interest.

Damnit rick.. this would've been a great episode 2! Lmao give us another restart with the infamous things you've learned in the moments from this quick play

How does Vanilla Expanded mod team make mods in so little time?!?

@AtomicAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

The magic of having multiple people cooperate i guess

@fabianlaibin6956

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicAlchemist also experience.

@dusha1881

Жыл бұрын

they have a lot of mods to keep up-to-date, they're really organized tbh, its an amazing team

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

10:12 Horatius is a legendary Roman legion commander, and the scars might've been from when he kept his ground on a bridge, allowing the Republic to build their defences against invading barbarians!

*Rome Total War soundtrack INTENSIFIES*

this is straight up amazing content, subbed

OMG The Empire Earth music! LOVE IT!

I'm watching while playing my own colony and suddenly two carbon copy of ravagers joined my colony.

That Empire Earth music startled the hell out of me with nostalgia

Fixed your modlist i see

@mirceazaharia2094

2 жыл бұрын

Remind me never to try the Rick Sanchez mod.

@commandzomb430

2 жыл бұрын

Try the Rick Sanchez mod! Makes it so that you can suffer along with your colonists.

@Samissa806

2 жыл бұрын

.. What does it do?

@Samissa806

2 жыл бұрын

Nevermind, I saw what it does, I'm not sure I'm happy about it

am i able to have those empires without that storyteller enabled?

@TheGrimKleaper

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, I just chose to have it on

Chad Stronghold Crusader 1 music

Don't worry, the heavy SMG is just a gift from Mars.

Up!

amazing content as always

Bro you should literally have like 800k subs your work is amazing.

I also wish sometimes you made a legit series that didn't typically result in disaster.

Man, old Empire Earth OST. the feels

6:53 So he will get 1/10th of his body cut off?

*Cries in slow ce updating*

Would be nice if the mod weren't so buggy and senators wouldn't constantly despawn from the game, breaking the ability to recruit them. Or if Tyrian farms actually worked.

@liquid_oxygen

2 жыл бұрын

maybe you should wait for a few bug patches to be released, considering this mod is a very new addition to Vanilla Expanded

Time to add another mod to my playthrough :)

@axelhyckenberg8293

2 жыл бұрын

Same

11:27 He made it, was horrified at it's potential for destruction and became a pacifist because of it.

I feel like Horatius was just kidnapped. Might see a prisoner rescue mission pop up

Heu ive got a question for you are you from the balkans cause in your vids you refrence it a lot also love the vid

caesar with a heavy smg. just as god intended

I like this mod, other than the fact that it can be a bit too cheesy at times. For example, Visiting a 100% relations locked colony is really fun in the endgame. Ransoming them back to their own faction after capturing them, stealing their gear and harvesting their organs without destroying their base is indeed... classic.

he breaks all storyteller. only one who broke him was Rick and morty

It would be nice if they had added civilization progress Romans with guns

@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179

2 жыл бұрын

Just change storytellers once you have researched everything you're allowed to.

The roman version of tv was these big slaughter dome where they just kill a lot of animals

there should have been at least 8 guys stabbing Caesar in the beginning skit not a critique just, noting

INCREDIBLIS!

Heavy smg in classical era. Oh my... He just became a god..

Did Rick kill the Roman LMG legion😢

@TheGrimKleaper

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly :(

Yes, Caesar stabbin. Like the old times.

When I open the 'factions' tab I only get this screen which connects all my colonists and all the in-game factions with colored lines. I have no idea how I am supposed to get to the senator screen, can anyone help me?

Rip Save file

First things first: exile Cassius and Brutus

pretty nice

How does a water evaporation cooler freeze water?

Can you do sparta next?

10:45 Most Roman Senators would be relegated to building infrastructure at some point in their careers. Not usually _personally_ though.

how are your colonists talking with their enemies in combat? what mod is that? i cant access the modlist

top tier content

Do a hundred days on this pls

at this point you can just call this Romans Lost In Time with all the future stuff

Without Garum there could be no glorious Roman Civilization. So... Where are the Garum in this Mod? *Demanding Fish Sauce Noises*

The reason why you keep finding futuristic tech and genetically engineered monstrosities is because this takes place in the fallout universe

Beans < Egg

I would keep my eyes on Brutus if I was Ceasar.

Dear diary, after watching rimworld video i had even more thougths about roman empire

IDK man I think I only started reaching out to the republics by late game and the bribe requirement went to impossible numbers... beyond a million so to speak.

this is why i wake up

Roma Invicta

2:20 why is there a fukin lightsabre

Make a video of us military vs Romans empire

Not cannibals, rats seem to spawn at random, or badgers, and they eat off limbs.

So Rome but with aliens and guns

What mod adds those damaged cars and props to the map

@mirjanbouma

Жыл бұрын

Rimcities maybe?

Aaaaaaahhh Y E S

АЗАХХАХ, как всегда крутое видео. Я чуть со смеха не умер. Так держать крипер

@AtomicAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you type in Russian in a completely English video. For fucks sake, english under english vids, russian under russian vids

@halftimedeus8871

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicAlchemist что-то против Яussia?

@NemaArthur

2 жыл бұрын

​@@AtomicAlchemist Maybe English is not their strong suit when it comes to writing? Or maybe they like to watch foreign videos. I used to watch English lets plays when I was a kid even when I knew jack shit english back then. So who knows. either way its just a language, chill man lol

@gweltazlemartret6760

2 жыл бұрын

@@NemaArthur c'est clair. Répondre dans la langue de l'interlocuteur, c'est surfait.

@selectionn

2 жыл бұрын

i aint translatin that shit but ill assume you said some bigoted shit.

why are there three of them when there were two

Where the heck did you get that Serbian sweatshop deal? Don't you know 18 Roman emperors were born here? We oughta get some respect around 'ere.

Rip roman save.

The couch potato just wanted to relax to an automic theater of heron not this TV thing I never heard of.

cool

Auralian moment

Do you mean Reem?

I wonder why does roman soldiers with their equipment and such still die to a gun.

I am the senate

@zzzmeta4555

2 жыл бұрын

Not yet

umm.. everyone dies from maleria....

Could you please tell us what is your texture pack , I think it's one of the best

@TheGrimKleaper

2 жыл бұрын

I think I have vanilla textures expanded, but otherwise nothing else

@deltha_the_1st

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@deltha_the_1st

2 жыл бұрын

But I saw your pawns having little animations with their weapons where it's coming from?

@TheGrimKleaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@deltha_the_1st Yayo's combat

@deltha_the_1st

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you ,your a real pro!

I'm gonna be honest. I watched this only because I did not know how to impress senators

Me who's always named my colony Rome *HNNNNNNNNNNN S P Q R NNGGGGGGGGG*