NEW Clarkson's Farm S2 Gerald Clips 2023 Diddly Squat
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Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
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Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Real people :)
@bcampbell611
Жыл бұрын
What about Sleepy Joe Biden
@victoriarobinson6227
Жыл бұрын
Maybe coz they mess with it in the edits
@si4632
Жыл бұрын
@@bcampbell611 🤣
@Kiwionwing
Жыл бұрын
West County accent is sadly dying
Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears
Best show on the box by far.
I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂
@ginjaedgy49
Жыл бұрын
i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like
Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician
@gordondean2165
4 ай бұрын
Certainly more sense than Clarkson
It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.
Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly
CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!
It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him
Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.
The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣
Gerald you are awesome
Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.
So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"
I'm starting to understand Gerald.
Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"
@rep100Luxio
9 ай бұрын
Oh god 💀
@mikeshearer1250
5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@annhentaiuser6658
6 ай бұрын
He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.
Gerald top man and very funny
Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!
Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁
The world loves Gerald!!!👍
Gerald is a legend.
English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.
@lqprimetime4169
9 ай бұрын
someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying. And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.
Best show on TV ever 😅🤣
Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant
what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy
It’s a golden combination .
Jeremy keep the good work work up .
Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤
3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.
gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect
There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial
Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny
The joy this gives.
Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂
I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Agreed :)
Gerald is a star and should have his own show!
Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻
I’m starting to understand him
I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.
I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!
@eileenpritchard9154
4 ай бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
WISE. WORDS.
Love Gerald!
Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy
Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
hahaha
Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
LMAO :D
Wise Words 😂😂😂
Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣
I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂
@Guille64
Ай бұрын
You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.
Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.
Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....
love the mullet
@InGrindWeCrust2010
Жыл бұрын
And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣
Hello new friend here from Philippines
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Welcome Beth :)
Lisa is a cutie-pie!!
Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..
Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Defo his very own country lingo bro lol
Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅
I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!
The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds
Only Kaleb understands Gerald.
Agreed, Gerald👍
Boomhauer of the UK
"It's a nice beer that"
@Guille64
Ай бұрын
Is It not well said?
Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!
He’s awesome
That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.
I'm actually in tears😅
Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂
He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend
Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.
@charlestaylor8566
3 ай бұрын
The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊
I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing, I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald
I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.
Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck
As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.
I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !
I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.
Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha
gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations
Can't wait.
God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.
Sending love and support from beth vergara
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Beth :)
Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!
Watching here from Philippines
Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one
Hello sending love and support from beth vergara
I love Gerald
That's how cheddar man talked
Here sending love and support from beth vergara
He makes sense actually
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Oi Oi Tezza :)
I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂
Blokes basically Kenny from south park
Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee
Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂
As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge
Pickled onions
It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words
The more beer Gerald drinks the more I understand WTF he is saying
@RobRandom
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I hear Scrumpy Cider is the way to understanding gerald :D
I thought he was Kaleb's grandfather???