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Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
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  • @MERISI001
    @MERISI001 Жыл бұрын

    Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Real people :)

  • @bcampbell611

    @bcampbell611

    Жыл бұрын

    What about Sleepy Joe Biden

  • @victoriarobinson6227

    @victoriarobinson6227

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe coz they mess with it in the edits

  • @si4632

    @si4632

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bcampbell611 🤣

  • @Kiwionwing

    @Kiwionwing

    Жыл бұрын

    West County accent is sadly dying

  • @joshvanderbij4891
    @joshvanderbij489120 күн бұрын

    Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

  • @TheBladereddragon
    @TheBladereddragon Жыл бұрын

    Best show on the box by far.

  • @rachaelsas
    @rachaelsas Жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

  • @ginjaedgy49

    @ginjaedgy49

    Жыл бұрын

    i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like

  • @joffey1212
    @joffey12125 ай бұрын

    Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

  • @gordondean2165

    @gordondean2165

    4 ай бұрын

    Certainly more sense than Clarkson

  • @lloydevans2900
    @lloydevans29003 ай бұрын

    It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

  • @TukikoTroy
    @TukikoTroy Жыл бұрын

    Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly

  • @KBeMaybe
    @KBeMaybe3 ай бұрын

    CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott73342 ай бұрын

    It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

  • @rozdoyle8872
    @rozdoyle8872 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

  • @1981MJD
    @1981MJD Жыл бұрын

    The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

  • @kimhartleywellywood
    @kimhartleywellywood Жыл бұрын

    Gerald you are awesome

  • @lovelyskull3483
    @lovelyskull3483 Жыл бұрын

    Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

  • @glimmer289
    @glimmer2896 ай бұрын

    So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

  • @SpaceBound-1
    @SpaceBound-19 күн бұрын

    I'm starting to understand Gerald.

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson237710 ай бұрын

    Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

  • @rep100Luxio

    @rep100Luxio

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh god 💀

  • @mikeshearer1250

    @mikeshearer1250

    5 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manslayer1972
    @manslayer1972 Жыл бұрын

    If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @annhentaiuser6658

    @annhentaiuser6658

    6 ай бұрын

    He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.

  • @davidphillips2259
    @davidphillips2259 Жыл бұрын

    Gerald top man and very funny

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын

    Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

  • @neilsonlindsay1303
    @neilsonlindsay1303 Жыл бұрын

    Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

  • @nev7711
    @nev7711 Жыл бұрын

    The world loves Gerald!!!👍

  • @wightangel
    @wightangel Жыл бұрын

    Gerald is a legend.

  • @henrikbergman5309
    @henrikbergman530911 ай бұрын

    English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

  • @lqprimetime4169

    @lqprimetime4169

    9 ай бұрын

    someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying. And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.

  • @mickhardstaff6605
    @mickhardstaff6605 Жыл бұрын

    Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

  • @russellmaxwell4677
    @russellmaxwell46774 ай бұрын

    Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

  • @jackmehoff1840
    @jackmehoff18402 ай бұрын

    what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

  • @ashleyjackson8538
    @ashleyjackson85389 ай бұрын

    It’s a golden combination .

  • @margaretmacmurray658
    @margaretmacmurray658 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy keep the good work work up .

  • @izzywatson979
    @izzywatson9794 ай бұрын

    Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

  • @gordondean2165
    @gordondean21654 ай бұрын

    3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

  • @leila5309
    @leila530910 ай бұрын

    gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

  • @chrisclarke8422
    @chrisclarke84223 ай бұрын

    There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

  • @clarestorey1982
    @clarestorey1982 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

  • @lincslad54
    @lincslad543 ай бұрын

    The joy this gives.

  • @thatchoirgirl94
    @thatchoirgirl94 Жыл бұрын

    Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

  • @imamgueri4404
    @imamgueri4404 Жыл бұрын

    I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed :)

  • @graemecarnegie7821
    @graemecarnegie7821 Жыл бұрын

    Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

  • @fingerrs2581
    @fingerrs25813 ай бұрын

    Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

  • @shaunchia9470
    @shaunchia94709 ай бұрын

    I’m starting to understand him

  • @miked4027
    @miked402711 ай бұрын

    I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

  • @Blagger3000
    @Blagger30004 ай бұрын

    I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

  • @eileenpritchard9154

    @eileenpritchard9154

    4 ай бұрын

    ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mellano3
    @mellano320 күн бұрын

    WISE. WORDS.

  • @krycek1976
    @krycek1976 Жыл бұрын

    Love Gerald!

  • @edwindelfin6793
    @edwindelfin679310 ай бұрын

    Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

  • @mehentaldetectorists7064
    @mehentaldetectorists7064 Жыл бұрын

    Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @subjectunknown5098
    @subjectunknown5098 Жыл бұрын

    Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO :D

  • @garethrevell5873
    @garethrevell58732 күн бұрын

    Wise Words 😂😂😂

  • @warricklawrence2057
    @warricklawrence205710 ай бұрын

    Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ru7yj2mm6g
    @user-ru7yj2mm6g2 ай бұрын

    I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

  • @Guille64

    @Guille64

    Ай бұрын

    You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.

  • @whatwhatyep
    @whatwhatyep Жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary33535 ай бұрын

    Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

  • @billbrooks4694
    @billbrooks4694 Жыл бұрын

    love the mullet

  • @InGrindWeCrust2010

    @InGrindWeCrust2010

    Жыл бұрын

    And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣

  • @bethvergara
    @bethvergara Жыл бұрын

    Hello new friend here from Philippines

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Welcome Beth :)

  • @toby10bears21
    @toby10bears219 ай бұрын

    Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

  • @dianecoker-nu6mf
    @dianecoker-nu6mf Жыл бұрын

    Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

  • @mdmelbourne6076
    @mdmelbourne6076 Жыл бұрын

    Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Defo his very own country lingo bro lol

  • @reyjr3608
    @reyjr3608 Жыл бұрын

    Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

  • @robdog7915
    @robdog79153 ай бұрын

    I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

  • @shaunmartin6767
    @shaunmartin67678 ай бұрын

    The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

  • @twwoody813
    @twwoody813 Жыл бұрын

    Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

  • @darrelcoleman961
    @darrelcoleman96111 ай бұрын

    Agreed, Gerald👍

  • @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03
    @JacksonGuitarsPlayer034 ай бұрын

    Boomhauer of the UK

  • @whammyman93
    @whammyman932 ай бұрын

    "It's a nice beer that"

  • @Guille64

    @Guille64

    Ай бұрын

    Is It not well said?

  • @Rockercaruthonyoutube
    @Rockercaruthonyoutube10 ай бұрын

    Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

  • @wendynikkel6953
    @wendynikkel695310 ай бұрын

    He’s awesome

  • @YXE00
    @YXE002 ай бұрын

    That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

  • @MrCocky73
    @MrCocky73 Жыл бұрын

    I'm actually in tears😅

  • @TheLoneRangrrandPronto
    @TheLoneRangrrandPronto9 ай бұрын

    Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

  • @poppypopper1646
    @poppypopper1646 Жыл бұрын

    He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

  • @tlesgamer
    @tlesgamer2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

  • @Monkeyboy2457
    @Monkeyboy24575 ай бұрын

    Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

  • @charlestaylor8566

    @charlestaylor8566

    3 ай бұрын

    The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊

  • @malstewart5633
    @malstewart563322 сағат бұрын

    I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing, I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 Жыл бұрын

    I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

  • @buddyschreizerden3611
    @buddyschreizerden3611 Жыл бұрын

    Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

  • @PrenomNom-hx4nd
    @PrenomNom-hx4nd Жыл бұрын

    As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

  • @itsonlycapnkirk
    @itsonlycapnkirk3 ай бұрын

    I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 Жыл бұрын

    I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

  • @elaineweston1084
    @elaineweston10849 ай бұрын

    Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

  • @deanhawthorn5783
    @deanhawthorn5783 Жыл бұрын

    gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations

  • @jamestrumble885
    @jamestrumble885 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait.

  • @tomg2217
    @tomg22173 ай бұрын

    God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

  • @bethvergara4th596
    @bethvergara4th596 Жыл бұрын

    Sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Beth :)

  • @christianworthinton8000
    @christianworthinton80003 ай бұрын

    Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

  • @lbethmaglangit2927
    @lbethmaglangit2927 Жыл бұрын

    Watching here from Philippines

  • @dzsim1803
    @dzsim1803 Жыл бұрын

    Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

  • @beatrix2966
    @beatrix2966 Жыл бұрын

    Hello sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps2 ай бұрын

    I love Gerald

  • @user-rc1fi5gz6g
    @user-rc1fi5gz6g7 ай бұрын

    That's how cheddar man talked

  • @angieontoy4836
    @angieontoy4836 Жыл бұрын

    Here sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @MrSimonw58
    @MrSimonw58 Жыл бұрын

    He makes sense actually

  • @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813
    @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813 Жыл бұрын

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Oi Oi Tezza :)

  • @joeblogs5163
    @joeblogs5163 Жыл бұрын

    I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

  • @kennwan9917
    @kennwan99174 ай бұрын

    Blokes basically Kenny from south park

  • @janfranciswielgus5454
    @janfranciswielgus545414 күн бұрын

    Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale577214 күн бұрын

    Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

  • @mypointofview1111
    @mypointofview1111 Жыл бұрын

    As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge

  • @collenmathebula2398
    @collenmathebula23988 ай бұрын

    Pickled onions

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr18827 ай бұрын

    It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

  • @mrconductor144
    @mrconductor144 Жыл бұрын

    The more beer Gerald drinks the more I understand WTF he is saying

  • @RobRandom

    @RobRandom

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I hear Scrumpy Cider is the way to understanding gerald :D

  • @steviedee8921
    @steviedee89217 ай бұрын

    I thought he was Kaleb's grandfather???

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