War..... hammer.... BLOOD.FOR.THE.BLOOD GOD

@zacharyagnew3516

Ай бұрын

Skulls for the skull throne

@bearjawhomestead

Ай бұрын

For the God Emperor.

As former Armored Cav and a Cold War Vet, I concur. Never piss off the humans. When I was in the Army, we didn't "play", we prepared for Armageddon. We knew who targeted us and where. A number of places I live near where we were targeted to be nuked, some no more than 10mi from my house. Armored Cav had everything, Armor, Scouts, Artillery, Medics, Engineers. Everything has been improved since I left technologically, but the people that operate it are the real weapon. Good or bad.

@ryanmcewen415

Ай бұрын

I'm Canadian. I haven't served myself but many of my friends have. America has a lot of toys. But our troops never stop going to school. My buddy Jeff spent 14 years in the service. In that time he became certified for multiple systems and got two degrees. Investing in our soldiers has proven successful for us ever since the second world war.

I think there feel good stories for entertainment not meant for literary masterpieces

@MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows

10 күн бұрын

They are written for Reddit posts in a story telling subreddit, you are 100% right.

Like that it puts humans in positive light for a change. Interesting short story.

Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏 I enjoyed this story immensely 😁

I hear these stories of humans fighting like hell because aliens killed a child. And we do it every day. If there are aliens what would they think of us.

@mugenokami2201

Ай бұрын

Does it matter? If they saw this should learn one thing: do not touch the kids.

@geofthompson3844

Ай бұрын

Probably, don't go near earth, they're fucking lunatics 😂

@prestonjones1653

25 күн бұрын

​@@mugenokami2201 Or the boats. Especially the boats

@mugenokami2201

25 күн бұрын

@@prestonjones1653 no. Boats equals us laying waste to their homes. Kids equals us laying waste to them as a species.

Human fleet shows up and bad guys are facing a spanking. Humans discover bad guys massacred kids for sport and spanking becomes a beat down with few, if any, survivors.

Clean up ... Isle 3,4,6,7, oh f..k it, clean up this s..t.

@WhoThisMonkey

Ай бұрын

Sir, I need more wipes.

@Uicornpower

Ай бұрын

Sir. We have run out of mops

@BuhoPnu

Ай бұрын

Sir, we need to outsource this.

@scotso

Ай бұрын

Sir, no company can do this for a reasonable price or time.

@SpookDudeGoesWild

Ай бұрын

Sir, It's time to call Viscera

The mele weapons are not how Earth military would conduct warfare but despite that all the other aspects of this story were pretty good and discriptive.

@RicWalker

24 күн бұрын

Depends. If the first encounter with the first aliens was one where the enemy showed a doctrine to force meelee combat, we would hand out meelee weapons to our forces. Something better than the bayonet or combat knife. heck, the entrenchment tool is in many armies around the globe made to be used as a meelee weapon and some countries show their forces how to use them effectively as such. Shovel to the face by a german soldier is not just a meme. there were a lot of foldable shovels used by germans in world war one. And in space time, meelee weapons for marines would be perfect for boarding actions. with guns you have the risk to put holes into things you dont want them, like outer hulls or life support systems.

@dominickefrim3088

24 күн бұрын

@@RicWalker melee weapons are usually only for low on ammo and close contact. I could see in the story heightening this aspect, but for close combat the military will focus on an automatic shotgun. Certainly 200 or 300 years in the future close combat will evelove past swords, gauntlets and shivs.

Total warfare...a forgotten concept.

The real question is are they *Crunchies* because of the natural armor and tails or are the *Squishies* cause they go *pop*?😅

Good story thank you

Only the 100th story about not pissing off the humans...I see the other videos are all the same story line as all the other channels. Are these all done by the same person/AI generator, or was there an orginal that everyone uploaded into ChatGPT?

does the narartor mean war pike?

I was in the army, best place of all, friends comrades, people to have your back, learned respect, honour and the sense of duty, nothing these new generations know about.

@GINGERGARY1

19 күн бұрын

The GI's of today are as good as any previous generation please remember that when you talk about young people of today. they go into battle and get killed or torn up.

These formulaic war stories with badass but oh so fair humans against imperialistic and warlike aliens are not that interesting. I guess it takes more skill to write stories that create scenarios that describe aliens and humans interactions on a more personal level, not just as human fleets versus alien fleets

@Edbi18

Ай бұрын

nah it is nice, since what everyone nowadays makes(I mean bigger media) is weak humble, kind ppl, these badass humans stories are good change for me

@WhoThisMonkey

Ай бұрын

I enjoy it, each to their own. Honestly, I find it skips the chaff, which I never find that interesting. But I guess you find the chaff interesting. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@KSCPMark6742

Ай бұрын

@@WhoThisMonkey no problem, to each his own. No shame in liking simple, predictable, unsurprising, easy to digest stories.

@WhoThisMonkey

Ай бұрын

@@KSCPMark6742 It's a background listen while I hunt players for rune marks on Elden ring.

@Goldenudder1

Ай бұрын

There are too many other channels for that cuddly B.S. leave this one alone.

What is the function of these stories? There are dozens of them. Innocent / underdog humans are underestimated, attacked and/or enslaved, but then the rest of the galaxy finds out they're actually badass because they fight back; rapidly build an army and alliance, throw off the shackles and conquer everything; but after its all over, treat the vanquished fairly and rule with consent. This is basically the story we Americans tell ourselves about WW2 (somewhat acurately I'd add). Sleepy isolationist US attacked at Pearl Harbor, America builds a massive army to fight back, a few years later America and friends have conquered all enemies, but instead of ruling: The UN, The Marshall Plan, Pax Americana. Possibly a covert Pro-US and military recruiting campaign? Clever.

@Nempo13

Ай бұрын

It is called entertainment. You are looking too far into things. That is a great way to become anxiety ridden and lose your sanity.

@krimzonghost1987

Ай бұрын

Stop pretending everything requires a liberal arts degree to appreciate. People are allowed to just enjoy a story for just being entertaining or catering to more primal and impulsive emotions. We are human. We like stories about humans being underestimated and coming out on top. It's not that complicated.

AI narration still needs to get better to be listenable for me.

These AI stories sound like Russian propaganda.

@firefighter_raven

Ай бұрын

First- It's not AI-generated since I wrote it. Second- How the hell does this come across as Russian propaganda?

@scottphillips2870

Ай бұрын

@@firefighter_raven if you wrote it, then just read it outloud into a mike.

@terminator660

Ай бұрын

​@@scottphillips2870ah yes, a "mike"

@bluefmi

Ай бұрын

@@firefighter_raven "First- It's not AI-generated since I wrote it." don't quit your real job. seriously. that being said, i highly doubt this story is NOT AI-generated. it jumps too much between scenes and subjects described, the durations of wars (for example) are ridiculous the perspective jumps from describing the only named character in 3-rd person "was very surprised" to "they told ME" in first person in the same phrase why would a commander take time to explain to a random civilian the composition of their reinforcements IN A LIVE WAR?!

@firefighter_raven

Ай бұрын

@@bluefmi well since I did it for fun, don't worry about it being a job. But thanks for the commentary.

Get a better reader or give it up.

@WhoThisMonkey

Ай бұрын

Get a better attitude.

Some very strange pronunciations. Weak stories, little/no development

*nice story but no thumbs up do the poor AI reading Hire voice actors

Ai narrative sucks

God is this AI horrible at pronouncing words.

Former US Marine, my fellow crayon-eaters would read the shit out of these stories. 🫡

@jerelull9629

Ай бұрын

"crayon-eaters"???

@krimzonghost1987

Ай бұрын

@@jerelull9629 Crayon eaters = Marines