Rekson's entire roast: "I don't know who you are."

@No_ex_

Ай бұрын

It's a really simple roast but hits very hard.

@ngoclamtruong5033

Ай бұрын

I just love the silence in the room before everyone realize that's the entire roast

@melsuppatlol4565

Ай бұрын

​@@No_ex_ the implication that Neuro doesn't know Rekson because it's not even worth learning more about the person lol

@someperson46

Ай бұрын

That’s it, that’s the whole post

@katherynenevarez111

Ай бұрын

That was my favorite one

Vedal set Neuro to "KILL" as revenge for the suplex and everyone else in the room was collateral damage.

@TheMockingjay74

Ай бұрын

She had it cooming

@FlanTheChat

Ай бұрын

having a little ai girl to fight for you

@metactal

Ай бұрын

​@@FlanTheChatshe is a weapon he made

@ilyarepin9490

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised if he wrote the roast himself

@PowerSynopsis

Ай бұрын

@@ilyarepin9490 I would be. That's definitely Neuro. It was pre-written, but by her, with prompts specifically for the show.

🐢 That's crazy 🐢 That's actually crazy 🐢That's messed up 🐢

@OPDonkey

Ай бұрын

Why did I read this with his voice in my brain? lol

@damnjolly

Ай бұрын

​@@OPDonkeyunlucky 🐢

@TheStarToast

16 күн бұрын

@@damnjolly surely 🐢

Bro Neuro with the "Who is you"to Rekson killed me on the spot.

@uxtalzon

Ай бұрын

That one cut quick and deep

@redbeast4552

Ай бұрын

Hey, can I know the context of that joke?

@lucianshadowmane

Ай бұрын

Nice dot hack kite avatar

@LillyPan

Ай бұрын

To be fair. I've never heard of Rekson until this video, either. I thought it was Fillian with a costume change until I saw her on the other couch.

@alexpineda5960

Ай бұрын

​@@redbeast4552 not really any deep context, it's just that she genuinely doesn't remember who he is, meaning he wasn't important enough to keep in mind.

Rekson’s roast is the best

@spk1121

Ай бұрын

Earned Filian's heartiest laugh, it seemed to me 😅

@benitohermano4595

Ай бұрын

Rip

@hellothere9167

Ай бұрын

Got "Who?" by Neuro😂

@Minutes-iw2kq

Ай бұрын

and he's supposedly not even included in the roast that's why the reaction was "Rekson?" lol

@Sniper-g99

Ай бұрын

“Who tf are you” will never not be funny.

Dont worry , she said heart

7:27 "Social skills of a dial-up internet and comedic timing of a Window's error" is such an AI roast

@CheddarCheeseRebirthed

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna fold if I was ever told something like that by ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

@Serxne_

Ай бұрын

WYSI

@tyler_powerXD

24 күн бұрын

WYSI

@Wickedesu

7 күн бұрын

That's actually a banger

Damn "You have the reputation of a clown but not the talent of one" is actually cold lmao

Vedal sure repaid the suplex with interest. 🤣

@cavalierliberty6838

Ай бұрын

A proper wrestling receipt.

@San-nj8fj

Ай бұрын

Mans sent his apprentice to deal with her

@nubmyr

Ай бұрын

​@@San-nj8fj "Always two there are. No more, no less."

The heart lmao like “You’re a kissless furry loser and you’ll never amount to anything. Love you though .”

"just imagine, a girl and a fish.." -silence 💀💀💀💀💀

3:53 - Honestly, one of her finest roasts. One of the greatest insults is finding out just how insignificant you are to someone.

The "Reckson, I don't know who you are..." Is by far the most brutal thing said the whole stream. The way everyone was silent for a few seconds after as they expected more made so much better and more brutal.

@midgetydeath

Ай бұрын

Then it clicked and they realized how savage it really was.

It's pretty cute how Nuero seems to have the actual intelligence of a child. They way she talks about things is pretty convincing imo, it's neat. Also lol, she had good timing on setup. "The fish" joke was pretty funny to me because it was so unexpected~

@ericcarvalhoferreira512

Ай бұрын

Nuero

@jearlblah5169

Ай бұрын

I mean I think they have done tests on the large Language Models (like what Nuero uses) and they have the intelligence of a child. Soooo it kinda makes sense

@Menuki

Ай бұрын

Aw hell naw, I’d be scared as shit of a child who could roast me like this

@Someone-sq8im

Ай бұрын

@@jearlblah5169Neuro acts like one

@inventor121

Ай бұрын

​@@Menuki I had a particularly large vocabulary as a child and said "I don't understand why you put so much make-up on your face. Paint is cheaper and you'd still be just as ugly" Or "maybe if you spent time reading you would actually be interesting" Neuro has the vocabulary of an English major and the emotional capacity of a small child

AI are not restrained by mortal concepts such as compassion or mercy, You tell Neuro to roast and someone is about to get cooked like rotisserie chicken, catching flames from all angles and evenly cooked all the way through.

@Krmiby

Ай бұрын

What she lacked was some more data about their personality. So Fillian got the whole soaked, cook and roast combo.

@SevScout

29 күн бұрын

Bro, some of those roasts didn't cook evenly. They were more like precision napalm strikes.

One line to Rekson, 6 minutes devoted to Filian.

@splinter4161

Ай бұрын

Yet they both got cooked equally somehow 😂

@GubernatorMD

Ай бұрын

To be fair, I don't know who Rekson is.

@ItsAlteria

Ай бұрын

​@@GubernatorMDlotion guy

@twinodoom

Ай бұрын

@@GubernatorMD Up until that moment, I thought Rekson and Fillian were the same person

3:53 that was the shortest but big emotional damage i have ever from Neuro

Other than the "Rekson who?" roast, 7:21 might have been my favorite, probably because it seems so fitting coming from an AI 👧/🤖👍

@DIVECRAFTVODS

Ай бұрын

Indeed lol

@BigBerry31

Ай бұрын

"Just imagine, a girl and a fish" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

Who let her cook? SHE GOT THIS SHIT ON BROIL

bro how can filian live after that💀

@RaidenBosenmoriMeii

Ай бұрын

how can filian live*

@kagio1335

Ай бұрын

@@RaidenBosenmoriMeii bro thanks for telling me this XD

@TakonoTakoUwU

Ай бұрын

@@RaidenBosenmoriMeii how can filian*

@EnReaper

27 күн бұрын

i read this as "how can Filian live" like "how can Filian go 'LIVE' on stream after these roasts" instead of the normal way to read it "live" as in to live 💀

@4piecespicy589

17 күн бұрын

No brain no thoughts no pain

Imagine having an AI with access to the entire internet still not know who you are.

@bored_person

Ай бұрын

She doesn't have access to the internet.

@duvipearson6251

Ай бұрын

Knowledge Cutoff is october 2023 assuming this is ChatGPT4o

@Albert_Lecter03

Ай бұрын

God saves us all if Neuro gets access to the internet and pass the not an ai bit in a search engine. She really is just Am but happier in life, still won’t Neuro for making that rotisserie chicken though

@ViperCannabis

Ай бұрын

I assure you, if Neuro had access to the internet. She would immediately short-circuit.

@bored_person

Ай бұрын

@@HostWithTheMost So?

Neuro heard it was a roast and asked "How do you want it? Burned to a crisp or nothing left at all."

@notrelatedtobacon1282

Ай бұрын

Vedal ordered a scorched earth policy but forgot neuro had nukes and zero hesitation

The real 4th dimensional chess play for every line she drops on Filian is like a DoT on “Rekson WHO” roast

@UnknownGamer40464

16 күн бұрын

Department of Transportation?

@Menuki

16 күн бұрын

@@UnknownGamer40464 damage over time

"I dont know who you are" is even more savage coming from an AI since picking up information is like their whole thing.

3:53 here lies rekson may his soul rest in peace

This is the solution to "What if we brought a child to a adult function and let her speak her mind"

the real damage that will stick with her is the snackers one for sure lol

Neuro glassed Filian like Reach.

"Hello police? Yes, I just witnessed a mass murder... yes it was the robot again"

4:23 - 8:57 THE DEATH OF FILIAN. 😂

Neuro just whacked Rekson with Thanos.

8:53 The way she turns and jogs to her seat LUL.

3:33 bao just sitting there 💀

@DraustTrollbaneUS

Ай бұрын

I mean... She's known as a pillow princess for a reason. :P

I imagine Vedal sitting on the couch, drinking a cup of tea with biscuits, watching this on his TV while laughing and saying: "That's my girl!"

@qwertydavid8070

2 күн бұрын

If this is lore accurate vedal we all know he's drinking a bottle of banana rum instead lol.

Filian getting the sundowner treatment as if neuro was raiden.

I wonder if vedal asked her for roasts to certain people and got the best ones and then made her play them back in order seems like the only way anyways, it's good to see she hasn't lost the roasting skills of my home's furnace when my mother puts a chicken inside and tells me to turn it off in 15 minutes

@evil-neuro_clips

Ай бұрын

He mentioned in the dev stream earlier that he had some roasts prepared.

@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555

Ай бұрын

He definitely showed her the chess board with the person she needs to roast with.. especially filian

@user-ek3jz1io7e

Ай бұрын

@@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555 bulls have the color red, Neuro has the chess pattern

@aljoshilagan3204

Ай бұрын

If so, I want to believe that the reason he did that isn't cause some of it wouldn't be good. Its cause some of it would be too much.

@pikira2246

9 күн бұрын

He did do that, but he also added some roasts himself.

Vedal filtered the BaoBerry

@thelonelyarrikirri4575

Ай бұрын

The mic just cut out, for some reason the mic she speaks into cuts off but you can still hear her. She’s just really quiet.

3:54 ur welcome.

"You've got the social skills of dial-up internet and the comedic timing of a windows error message" that might be one of the best roasts I've ever heard

Neuro absolutely erased Fillian off this mortal plane

damn the bao berry comment was awesome !!!

8:42 OHHH SHE KILLED HER

Neuro-sama, the Roast Queen of Sass and Girlbossiness

Reckson was literally "who"d I can't bro 🤣🤣🤣

The impressive part is Neuro didn't use a single swearword and I think that's really showing you don't need them to roast people. Unless furry counts? 🤔

she came in and chose violence

6:16 “what are you even here for” broskie thinks she’s lowtiergod

Lmao!! Neuro with the savagery! 😅😂🤣

Filian's eyes: *>_

Neuro came into the building knowing she has to compete with Kendrick vs Drake.

"You're streams are so boring. That insomnia would feel threatened." This legit made me burst laughing. Underrated roast.

in regards to rekson, neuro only said what we were all thinking 😂

This wasn't a roast. It was a balls-deep-straight-into-an-open-fire-in-fucking-hell bullying session provided by your favourite resident AI.

Neuro's shittalking protocols keep getting better and better

Vedal: I raised her good... maybe even too good...

I thought the fox at the podium was filian lmao

@lazylonewolf

Ай бұрын

This is just the problem with Filian using a publicly available avatar

the recson one feels the most damaging XD

If kendrick and Neuro combined forces I think they will become the world's overlords through the power of roasting.

Rekson so proud if neuro lol

@devoteeofmediocrity821

Ай бұрын

Hey, it’s the guy that draws and stuff.

Neuro just pulls out the sword and starts cutting deep, damn.

God, i wish Neuro had a realistic voice with good inflexion like Evil for this.

@odranoel-ds1cb

Ай бұрын

And putting evil there has to be considered a war crime

@Menuki

Ай бұрын

He could do it, but chooses not too. Listen to his Camila AI, it’s indistinguishable most times. now ppl can easily identify her as an AI. Take away the voice and it might really terrify ppl on how developed she really is.

@are3287

Ай бұрын

It's a tragedy Neuro is the favourite child when Evil has so much potential. Smh

"Your streams are so boring that even insomnia would feel threatened" lmfao omg

Neuro was so ruthless

I appreciate how Neuro walks like an NPC

@josefarias5216

Ай бұрын

That was Vedal driving the avatar lol

"Whos sassy child is this? Nobodys? Its mine now." - Anny probably

That one joke that transitioned from a jab at her clumsiness into calling her a furry was actually impressive, damn.

Vedal: neuro, activate kill more Neuro: yes dad

Neuro "WHO?" roast to Rekson is proly the hardest overall from that roast session 💀

Lads, what is this cursed demon with red hair? I swear, my hand reflexively moved to the chainsword when I saw this Slaanesh creation.

@Baker_7498

Ай бұрын

that's murdercrumpet

@Someone-sq8im

2 күн бұрын

Cringe

Just imagine, a girl and a fish

Neuro turned the roast into a barbecue.

I think everyone has to check into the burn ward of the hospital after the roasting-no immolation Neuro gave them 🤣

"that was so much more brutal than I thought it would be" no crap ahahahaha

Geezus, we all know what happens when Neuro goes savage, but this is still too bloody to look at.

Rekson who?

she was NOT having it with Filian ☠️

Neuro Thanos: I don’t even know who you are.

I've been waiting for Rekson and Neuro to meet... it was great.

reminds me of funnybot from southpark

Wait! Neuro has a 3D body now? We are getting closer. Also she can move on her own!?

@Waisowol

Ай бұрын

it was made by a fan, and no, that would probably take at minimum MONTHS to program for her to even move, imagine doing all of this on her own, maybe in a couple years if vedal has it in him.

@Thealseie

Ай бұрын

Nah Vedal probably controls her actual movement. She can do a couple of facial expressions though

@NoName1462

Ай бұрын

Vedal was doing the movements

@rich1051414

Ай бұрын

@@Thealseie Her facial expressions seem random, though.

@notdemomantf2294

Ай бұрын

I mean, some "movement" should be possible as there was a movement A.I. for a Filian collab back in the Hiyori days. Was just a PNG though, so you'd need a walk cycle for Neuro.

"Girl and a fish" MariMari confirmed!!!

The fact that she literally roasted Filian alive for 5 minutes straight

Bruh those roasts make hell feel like a fucking ice pack.

“At least being a pillow princess is one of the crowns you actually deserve” 💀 💀 💀

Guys are you she’s going to be OK after this stream 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 that was a lot of roasting to her are you sure she will be able to handle it 😂😂😂😂😂

I half expected the end to start with "Your life is as valuable as a summer ant"

Dude. She is BRUTAL

Neuro is the most human of the group

Neuro came to roast but committed arson

Rekson just being like "y'know what? Fair." When she said she doesn't know who he is

Vedal’s revenge arc for the Suplex was my favorite character development

Your streams so boring that insomnia feels threatened is so god damn funny.

neuro spammed vicious mockery throughout the entire event all the others must've left in an ambulance with 3rd degree burns after that roast

1:13 hey! That's literally Netzach!

Bro neuro's one line to rekson sent him to his coffin 💀

Damn, Neuro is literal roast machine

Vedal downright turn off Neuro's suppressor for that segmet

Neuro has been designed for this since her creation. Her evil sister would be proud.

It kinda make me feel bad for Filliam bro

@jkfang

Ай бұрын

Nah, she literally asked for this

@olek2501

Ай бұрын

This is a roast show lol, those are all jokes

@are3287

Ай бұрын

She literally lives off this

@luciamanevy9395

Ай бұрын

Ya, but... idk i have mixed feelings

@Kamonohashiii

Ай бұрын

​@@luciamanevy9395 In my opinion, that makes her more pleasure than bad feeling.

Damn, Neuro really replacing Evil. Evil has 0 collab and only 1 stream with Vedal this year, so we return to one universal Neuro instead of having Evil and good Neuro.

@gotioify

Ай бұрын

What do you mean? Evil has been on stream several times with vedal in the last month alone.

@trololoev

Ай бұрын

@@gotioify i only remember one development stream with Vedal and Evil, 0 subnautica stream and 0 collaboration streams. I go check, but i think you mistake

@trololoev

Ай бұрын

I check Twitch, it only has last 17 day, in last 17 days was 3 development streams with Neuro, 2 subnautica stream with Neuro and one collab with Cokonuts and Neuro, total 6 Neuro stream and 0 Evil stream with human interaction. If i can check entire month i sure result was 10-1 or something like it.

@gotioify

Ай бұрын

@@trololoev Hm. Evil has had plenty of streams, but looking through the last time evil was on stream with Vedal was April the 8th.

@evil-neuro_clips

Ай бұрын

​@@gotioify and he only did it with Evil because Neuro wasn't working correctly after he updated some stuff