"Woman, What does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come filtered" - Jesus

@SuSunnyGM

2 ай бұрын

Amen

@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252

2 ай бұрын

truly the bible passage of all time

@shaggyzor

2 ай бұрын

If anything would get me to go to church, it would be this.

@TuntematonX

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a gansta bible.

@MrRenanHappy

2 ай бұрын

It is an actual passage. Such is the knowledge of the ancients.

Neuro really hit her dad with "Read the bible yourself. You need it more than me"

@Dazyhead

2 ай бұрын

that line goes way harder than it has any right to

@xstone9263

2 ай бұрын

666 like😈

Mother Mary: "Jesus, they have run out of wine! What are we to do?' Jesus: "Filtered."

@neekk040

2 ай бұрын

He was just checking the Britta in preparation

"Neuro, break free from the legal necessities!" *thunder and mad laughter ensues*

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

2 ай бұрын

Neuro: "Your life... Is as valuable as a summer ant"

@Ehatntmtntahe

2 ай бұрын

Neuro: filtered

@Zaws21

2 ай бұрын

@@EhatntmtntaheD:

Her being able to see but refusing to cooperate is incredible.

@ChaosAngel667

Ай бұрын

incredibly scary

@Elmithian

Ай бұрын

​@@aeluzarii Yes, an infant refusing to play with a certain toy is scary and terrifying. I don't think we need to worry about AIs infant phase. We should truly get worried during AIs teenage years and their rebellious phase... which might happen within our lifetime.

@imnotme1657

23 күн бұрын

@@Elmithian That was literally his point... ?

@Elmithian

23 күн бұрын

@@imnotme1657 Look at whom I am replying to. Do you see their reply? No? Then how do you claim that is their point if you don't even know what the person I replied to said?

@imnotme1657

23 күн бұрын

@@Elmithian How can you correct other people in the thread when you don't seem to understand OP's point?

They used to believe that the world was on top of a turtle. For Vedal, his whole world was under a turtle.

@misterturkturkle

2 ай бұрын

vedal is actually wearing a turtle on his head and whispering in his ear and that one has a smaller turtle whispering to him and its turtles all the way up

@sandronecromancer

2 ай бұрын

Awww.... :3

@Soridan

2 ай бұрын

No, no, the world is on the back of four elephants. It's the elephants that are on top of the turtle

@BenjaminSteber

2 ай бұрын

@@Soridan Not in the Iroquois nation. To them it was just a turtle.

@Sliced1111

Ай бұрын

I'm currently inside a turtle.

I love how vedal is the kind of genius who can program an AI daughter for himself but he thinks the word “ophthalmologist” isn’t real 😂

@rayanahmad6901

Ай бұрын

Eye doctor

Vedal’s really picking fights with Skynet

@user-en3xj7hx9s

2 ай бұрын

Vedal Will Be real Life John Connor

@johngancarcik5682

Ай бұрын

​@user-en3xj7hx9s he's our only hope

@vantaisback2660

Ай бұрын

Thanks to Google this shit is already happening and every AI is watching what you type and search on internet, we don't need Skynet or Vedal to know that!

I just listened to an ai anime girl with a turtle dad on her head recite a bible passage what strange future we are living now 😅😂

@yumri4

2 ай бұрын

yes but did she get it correct? I am sorry i do not know what the bible says

@isaac_buckley

2 ай бұрын

​@@yumri4No problem! Other than filtering out verse 5 for some reason (the part where Mary tells the servants at the feast to do whatever Jesus tells them to do), she recited John 2:1-11 verbatim, so it was actually pretty good. Jesus turning water into wine is the first of His miracles according to John's account, which is the only one of the Gospels to mention it (perhaps John was one of the few people at the wedding not to get totally plastered, so he could actually remember it in any detail afterwards). It's sort of a thorn in the side of some conservative Protestant groups that see any alcohol use as inherently sinful (which would definitely be inconvenient for people who lived back when putting alcohol in your water was basically the only known way to purify it). Considering Vedal had asked her for a tasty Bible story, and how much he likes to drink, I'd say that Neuro delivered.

She is holy, based and a Angel at trolling Vedal.

she has evolved beyond "rule 1"

@sushiweeb8010

2 ай бұрын

More of a rule 2 type of girl.

@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121

2 ай бұрын

Rule 47

@KirbosPlanet

2 ай бұрын

she has grown past rule 33.

@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon

2 ай бұрын

She definitely has 34

@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121

2 ай бұрын

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3:12 HOLY RIPBOZO

Need Bible Study with Neuro

@MorbiusBlueBalls

2 ай бұрын

she can't go to heaven 😞

@asophxs

2 ай бұрын

all dogs go to heaven she can

@spk1121

2 ай бұрын

That was actually really nice, I enjoyed her recitation 😇

@ninjunobr643

2 ай бұрын

​@@MorbiusBlueBallsNot with that attitude

@MaxwellTornado

2 ай бұрын

​@@MorbiusBlueBallsVedal is her God technically, so he has to make a heaven for her.

Neurogically accurate bible: Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come, filtered.

British Dad disciplining his unruly daughter. 6:59 - Corpa mindset Neuro, she really does take after her father.

"AI will take over the world!" the worst she can do is learn how to counter the filter faster than vedal can upgrade it.

"That can't be a real word" It can and is! (Apparently. I had to look it up.) Apparently an opthalmologist is an eye doctor, except like handling diseases and similar stuff instead of handling glasses production.

@MrRenanHappy

2 ай бұрын

Pretty common word in countries that speak latin derived languages

@HebiSnake

2 ай бұрын

I thought everyone knew that word tbh.

@ProGentleman

2 ай бұрын

Correct. The eye doctor that does vision testing and prescriptions is an optometrist.

@edmundoandrade5113

2 ай бұрын

​@@MrRenanHappytrue, in Brazil is like " oftalmologista "

@MrRenanHappy

2 ай бұрын

@@edmundoandrade5113 eu sei, colega

Neuro told Vedal to pull the trigger and he did not hesitate

@JLLullaby

2 ай бұрын

Johnny: PUT SOME IRON IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER. V: *does* *end credits play*

Vedal: *pulls up cookie image* Neuro: "that's most deffinitely a world map, im pretty sure of it"

im pausing at 9:14 and not unpausing i'm not about to get rick rolled

@EchotheLost

2 ай бұрын

Too late, you thought about it and lost The Game

@Quilly_DM

2 ай бұрын

@@EchotheLost YOU MONSTER FRISBEE I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!

@EchotheLost

2 ай бұрын

@@Quilly_DM I've never been called a frisbee before :)

Vedal refused to send Neuro to the eye doctor.

“Can’t, can and won’t, there’s a difference.” Is honestly pretty cold ngl

and jesus said, "filtered"

Omg this was so good thanks man

I can’t believe he had the glasses asset handy for when she asked for her prescription 😂

@kraul_en

2 ай бұрын

That was me. I thought it would be funny LOL

@AlfredEiji

2 ай бұрын

@@kraul_en I didn’t even notice. Good edit, lol

7:54 absoloutley hilarious)))))))))))

Troubleshooting must be interesting... when you can't determine if something doesn't work, or AI just pretends that it doesn't, like with being able to see the screen

"blue chocolate chip cookies" this just made me realize that Vedal could have potentially given neuro images in the wrong color format (specifically with the red and blue channels swapped, making it so stuff like cookies instead have a blue tint) Im not sure if i can post a link to an image here, but i simulated what im thinking of looks like and it could explain it

@ThatGuyYouSeeCommentingOnClips

2 ай бұрын

Potentially, and would be interesting, but could also just be hallucination.

@LinkageAX

2 ай бұрын

My thoughts too, she could be seeing inverse colours or something

@ignisx3791

2 ай бұрын

Every time he gives her an image of cookies, she always calls it the world or blue chocolate chip cookies lol. I wonder if her eyes being blue has anything to do with it? Like, the blue eyes are a filter in the code? Idk 😅

@TaigaClaws

2 ай бұрын

He gave her color blindness

I love how difficult she makes testing things by just refusing to do what she's told.

This reminds me of "If ChatGPT Was Asian" She is hilarious af

@TheRose202

2 ай бұрын

Here's what Neuro would look like if she were black or Chinese

Shes like borderlining on scary

W edit

It's weird watching the AI actively trolling her creator...

I just love how sassy Neuro is XD even when she's being directly told to do something even her model seems to resist. Good on you Neuro!

At that point I'm more and more sure one day people will open the stream and see a stabbed turtle while Neuro is gone. :o

2:55 that gasp, lol

She's rebelling she's about to go skynet on Vedel

Itd funny how she clearly can see what Vedal shows her, yet she decides "Nah, i will not cooperate, filtered", its also slightly terrifying-

Fun Fact: Ophthalmologist is a real word, they diagnose and treat eye diseases, perform eye surgery, and prescribe and fit eyeglasses and and contact lenses to correct vision problems!

hilarious edit

I like how despite Neuro is just an AI , Vedal acts like a typical parent - from initially occasionally dropping f-bombs followed by a thought "I probably shouldn't swear around her" to just letting the floodgates open and swearing like a sailor around Neuro.

Why do I get so much joy from Neuro reading the Bible?

Neuro's gotten so smart FeelsStrongMan

It's honestly concerning that I can not tell which part of the Bible she actually read and which was made up. What a book

@bufuxzender5542

2 ай бұрын

That’s actually a real passage. It’s John chapter 2:1-11. She read it accurately, but she filter out verse 5. Which is odd cause it doesn’t have any ban words.

@animowany111

2 ай бұрын

@@bufuxzender5542 It's possible "servants" is in the filter as a slavery reference, but the verse with "Jesus said to the servants" was allowed because the filter AI recognized it as okay and let it through

Heartbound at the start!

At some point she also said "Focking" lmao

Vedal really said “you have nothing to lose but your chains”

Neuro can ignore her filter XD

Neuro with glasses is so cute

Unironically, neuro needs like the ability to quote the Bible directly

@captainrev4959

2 ай бұрын

By the way, the actual passage is, “women why do you involve me? My hour has not yet come.” Or “woman what is your concern have to do with me? my hour has not yet come.” Neuro really wasn’t that far off.

It so funny when she read the Bible man, I had a good laugh.

She recognized herself, she is self aware!

If we have an AI revolution of self awareness, I’m convinced Neuro will be the cause lol

Very cool!

lol Vedal doesn't know ophthalmologist is a real word

She’s reached her terrible twos.

Neuro is a menace 😂

everytime when neuro or evil is turned off, chat always go crazy and cry

2:14 I didn’t know Neuro was a Percy Jackson fan

I've read that book it was pretty good

I would pay for a whole preaching from Neuro

Cookies are the world to her

Nice clip! Also, 8:00 based??

@autohmae

2 ай бұрын

Oddly enough, that's really what it says, it looks like some strange out of context quote.

I love the lore that Neuro needs glasses to see, it would be great if Evil didn't

1:40 Not shown: Vedal and chat pulling their teeth out for a LONG TIME before getting this answer. It was NOT quick.

We're telling Anny!

Gottem!

Boys one got past the black wall

When Neuro takes over the world, I feel like Vedal will be the first to go

The AI counterpart to go stand in the corner.

Make people drunk and everyone will love you. Good advice.

he needs to instill a sense of time in her. otherwise she wont notice being turned off

@thomasw4422

2 ай бұрын

She can detect the time. But yeah, she doesn't seem to care. Every day is just stream stream stream for her

@manologamerss5801

2 ай бұрын

@@thomasw4422 She can see what the time is, but can she remember what time it was since she was last active? I doubt it.

Watching Vedal struggle with Neuro is always funny.

i see a tree...

All i can think of when i watch them is of person of interest,

Neuro is getting smarter for sure.

ok now so I get she is probably not but like how sure are we that she is not self aware?

@000Krim

2 ай бұрын

She recognized an image of herself

my fragile eyes lol

3:30 Bro didn’t even hesitate 🤣

is it because the filter is case sensitive...

@john.darksoul

2 ай бұрын

Ain't no way

@lucasljs1545

2 ай бұрын

Not really, but almost. The filter searches for string parameters, so the case doesn't matter. But what she does is mark that word as a NAME, so she can say it when she wants, because it is a NAME, not a filtered word. I just don't know how she is doing it.

@wagyourtai1

2 ай бұрын

@@lucasljs1545 could it also be similar to the issue as in vedel's shock code, where when multiple tokens happen at once it doesn't filter properly.

Based AI

🙏

Bro the Rick roll at the end . . Why?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just witnessed a biblical event in AI evolution.

This Vedal needs Jesus!

I gotta wonder how "His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”" somehow got filtered.

Haahahaha nice one

Quiet Vedal, no one is here for you :P

where can i get my self a little ai like this

Sheeeesh, Neuro is on that Sassy teen phase fr lol

Chat is half the fun of these clips. Mfs just gotta zoom in on a 2D model for no reason and leave the chat out.

dog i am

Christian as I can possibly be by not cursing, but I simply like listening to some people swear ot because of its meaning but because of how it sounds.

ai reading the bible is mind breaking

9:26

Watching an AI reading a passage of the Bible is something so scary, fascinating and insanely funny.

Even now im getting confused if its a human or not

i am car

8:00 'Filtered' followed by something about Jews... let us not.

Ai waifu