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@ZacHawkins42

Жыл бұрын

You might enjoy the *actual* worst horror movie ever made: 'The Cars That Ate Paris'. Not Paris, France... Paris, Australia. You should treat yourself. Happy New Year.

@Unholymackrl

Жыл бұрын

microwave massacre

@prannoyroy54

Жыл бұрын

Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.

@iguiste23

Жыл бұрын

This is the worst movie I think I have ever witnessed. And I only saw your video on it lol.

@2st486

Жыл бұрын

i think it's insane you havent touched "adam chaplin" and "hobo with a shotgun" yet

To be honest, Neil Breen has more passion than Stevie Seagal

@Hundeputzmunter

Жыл бұрын

That and we can actually tell what words he's saying

@Bobbakkb

Жыл бұрын

@@Hundeputzmunter And he doesn't use a body double for walking.

@maxs.3238

Жыл бұрын

Probably because *he's an American! He loves this country!*

@3dgelord187

Жыл бұрын

That's syphilis

@panicatthegasstation

Жыл бұрын

Well, a blade of grass that's been passed through a cow's gut would have more passion than Sensei Seagal. It's really a low bar.

Met him at a showing. He is not self aware. He truly believes he is Spielberg level and destined for mainstream success.

@conradmcdougall3629

Жыл бұрын

That makes Neil Breen even more awesome.

@Roman-tu3vh

Жыл бұрын

Props for sticking for his shtick

@c4n0

Жыл бұрын

You just don’t understand genius

@KhayJayArt

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I like him even more. He's proud of his work and no one can take that from him 👏

@BoogieBoogsForever

Жыл бұрын

I've known a couple of people like that. One guy was pretty weird, but always was getting lots of women. Fuckin cringe, but great to be them.

It’s like watching ‘80’s porn without all of the sex.

@dan_hitchman007

11 ай бұрын

Or good looking women.

@RogueBoyScout

11 ай бұрын

To be fair, Most of them have better acting, and blocking, and budget.....

@Max-dk5vz

10 ай бұрын

Cmon dude lol. Breen actng is far worse than Kay Parker and Mike Ranger!

@DannyNilsson

8 ай бұрын

Normally Breen finds some girls to have a sex scene with, though this is a very special movie

@user-gt8me2jv5q

8 ай бұрын

@@dan_hitchman007 That fairy was kinda cute.

Why is everyone so awkward and weird in these movies? It’s like Breen recruited these actors from the DMV

@steveswangler6373

Ай бұрын

Because they aren’t actual actors.

@IDK83

7 күн бұрын

It's like watching a group of students role playing 😂

I will never understand how people agree to be in Breen’s movies. Even bearded Breen should’ve passed on it

@HoraceTheLion

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 noice!!!

@duce185

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@BoogieBoogsForever

Жыл бұрын

😁😆 Nice. You actually got a laugh from me. 😂😂

@GangstaStan010

Жыл бұрын

Because it looks like it would be hilarious. I'd do it to kill time. 😂

@riftvallance2087

Жыл бұрын

@@GangstaStan010 I'd without a doubt agree to be in a Breen film. Be forever a part of cinematic history.

The level of attention to detail Neil Breen puts into his work, is non existent. Truly amazing.

@stealthattack2209

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Veldtian1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mullybarr9119

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lodxmas

Жыл бұрын

I firmly refuse to believe that Breen doesn't suffer from some kinda of undiagnosed brain malfunction. I can already hear people telling me to not joke about that but seriously though. His movies look like it was written by an alien that was supposed to study human behavior but who dropped out of alien college after the first week and still decided to use in his movies the few concepts he thought he could grasp about humans during that one week of college. That brain is wired differently.

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

I think he tried. The movie has a lot of symbolism but it's sooo cluttered and scatterbrained that I'm unsure how to analyze it. To be honnest Breen movies are like the weird dreams I used to have all the time. All the weird imagery, characters and scenes are pretty dream-like and oniric...

Can you imagine being a struggling actor and ending up on this guy's set ? 🤣

@edgabrielocay3376

Жыл бұрын

It's time to give up acting, and go work for in some grocery store... 😂

@ToxicKadea

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@mini_skinny0296

Жыл бұрын

You reminded me of Richard Dreyfuss in The Goodbye Girl, playing a gay Richard III in a pink dress, off Broadway. "I'm making a horseth asseth of myselfeth!"

@LobsterCucumber

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@perrycoffey5410

Жыл бұрын

I take it that would be awesome

That line "In bitches very first scene" 😂😂😂😂😂made me laugh so hard I had a cough attack

Love how he gives her like $47 to find a new place to live

@Bhavyo

Жыл бұрын

😀

@duongtran9995

Жыл бұрын

Breen's universe was cheap af

@pliit2101

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@xtensionxward3659

Жыл бұрын

its genius he was trying to tell her go live in another country where 47 dollars are worth way much more !

@Sillyworld82

Жыл бұрын

That's half the film budget! 🤣

When Space Ice called one of the characters, ‘bitch’, and ran with it, I lost it.😂😂😂

@stealthattack2209

Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@lodxmas

Жыл бұрын

I already lost it at the "abducted by Windows 95 wallpaper" moment.

@plushman3685

Жыл бұрын

@@lodxmas it was all down hill after the wallpaper remark

@Youlickballzbooboo

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@brianlash154

Жыл бұрын

Of course you did, because that's probably how you address your girlfriend, or boyfriend.. it's allowed you know..

"In Bitch's very first scene," had me rolling. Fucking gold, man.

@bmo14lax

2 ай бұрын

He's a great writer and so clever lmao

"That Steven Seagal would need four body doubles to pull it off"😂😂😂😂

Neil Breen is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

@29slowjoe

Жыл бұрын

A true inspiration! But not for me.

@hazonku

Жыл бұрын

Right?! AMAZING! Even more amazing is his film making course where he spends hours teaching you literally less than you could learn for free from literally ANY random 10 minute KZread video on the subject.

@mattyryon

Жыл бұрын

Can't forget his boundless enthusiasm that he brings to every role

@thetalkingmannequin2954

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@carsonc29

Жыл бұрын

I wanna know how he keeps getting funding for all his projects and if any of those donors have ever even seen these movies he is making LOL..cause if I saw even 1 movie he's made, I wouldnt give him another dime LOL

I don't understand how people keep getting into the acting business knowing they have to compete with the raw, irrepressible, some might say limitless talent of Mr Breen

@BlitzMaul

Жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half not going to lie

@frenchyroastify

Жыл бұрын

It's a box office disaster if one decides to release a movie the same day Neil releases his.

@Jizzlewobbwtfcus

11 ай бұрын

Well to make it you have to suck it

I am 51 years old and in the last few years the world has turned upside down, now I see this, this Breen guy? WTF? I swear Cern did something to our time line, there is no way this is real it cant be a real movie? and yet I googled it , still cant believe it ...

@hnevko

Ай бұрын

I feel the sams

Neil Breen reminds me of those GTA characters that randomly say shit when you pass them

Love the fact that the budget in IMDB is listed as $5 (estimated) 🤣

@krimsonk-9478

Жыл бұрын

For the 2 rubber rats.

@sergioromero9932

Жыл бұрын

Because he bought 2 fake rats....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joe718gt4

Жыл бұрын

Too generous an estimation

@nicholasm7822

Жыл бұрын

The actors on these don't ask to be paid: they do it for the prestige.

@edmundblackaddercoc8522

Жыл бұрын

Pmsl

“F&ck it. This is the type of shit I imagine federal government does” I laughed way harder than I probably should. 😂

@KasumiRINA

Жыл бұрын

After the Teixeira leaks we are sure that's what American government does too... except with more white supremacists smearing crap over secret documents while shouting racist slurs.

@EarthAngel504

Ай бұрын

Trust me dude. You're not far off at all.

I was blown away, when I looked him up on IMDB and realized his films are just a few years old😂 They look like crap from the 80's.

You can't spell "dumbest movie ever" without "best movie ever"!

@omerta316

Жыл бұрын

Dum best

@karnerblue7658

Жыл бұрын

Wise words indeed.

@coldpotatoes2556

10 ай бұрын

That’s what Neil was betting on.

This makes The Room look like it had the budget of Avatar.

'I never had a beard!' caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

@MrJamaigar

4 күн бұрын

See, even Neil could've written an actual plot twist here: this guy who looks and sounds like him, turns out ot be (gasp!!) that famous twin brother of his , who's a junkie and a vigilante. 😂😅🤣🤣

That board meeting scene is the best 😂

Fun fact: This still has a better rating on imdb than the witcher: blood origin.

@theelder4797

Жыл бұрын

🤣 That's amazing 🤣

@edgarabramz

Жыл бұрын

And rightfully so 😂😂😂

@369Sigma

Жыл бұрын

Neil at least has passion

@ItsNotaTuhmah

Жыл бұрын

Better rating than 99% of Seagal's movies too.

@lilmoeszyslak4810

Жыл бұрын

Too soon man, too soon 🤣🤣

Can you imagine a Neil Breen / Steven Seagal meet up movie directed by Uwe Boll?

@TaddiestMason

Жыл бұрын

The drugs to make it make sense would kill a village of 1000 people.

@3dgelord187

Жыл бұрын

Torturous

@Dion2000-

Жыл бұрын

Written by David A.R White

@commandorpirx912

Жыл бұрын

A cross-over this epic would disrupt the time-space continuum and undo the Unvierse itself.

@Kiyoone

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if we could divide 0 by 0? that would break the universe and beyond

"I never had a beard"!!! Legendary

@bmo14lax

2 ай бұрын

I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!!

Those two "dectectives" at the end almost had me spitting juice everywhere. 😂

@robotrix

5 ай бұрын

And this guy claims he handles all his own legal matters with that level of attention to detail

Neil Breen and Steven Segal need to team up for no one's sake

@greenkoopa

Жыл бұрын

It would melt the Space Ice

@cci9459

Жыл бұрын

Ok ok....BUT under one condition: only if at the end they are both killed at the same time by a roundhouse kick from JCVD. Otherwise...unwatchable.

@darrinkemp1755

Жыл бұрын

The fact that you suggested this marks you as a tool of Satan.

@ticklemewesker7019

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Blakblooded

Жыл бұрын

Throw in a phoned in performance from Bruce Willis and we'd have an unholy trinity.

It looks like Breen stole Stephen Seagal's hairpiece to use as his beard.

@abelgonzalez158

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣💀

@aneleace7134

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bombomos

Жыл бұрын

And his fake leather jacket

@jaycycling497

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@AbdulB

Жыл бұрын

Seagal had a hair transplant. That’s real hair

Just discovered your channel and now I'm binge watching.

@moksja667

Жыл бұрын

I'm doing the exact thing right now😁

It's kind of amazing the way that *_every_* actor in a Breen movie is reliably, entirely without talent. He's made enough movies that you'd think that he'd have to have gotten one with some skill by now, if only by accident. It's as if they told the casting department to specifically avoid anyone who has the slightest idea what they're doing.

@hithere4719

Жыл бұрын

Seagal movies give the impression that everyone involved is a victim or perpetrator of human-trafficking. Though, they were all lured under the auspices of an acting career. Neil Breen movies give the impression that everyone involved in his films knows him through some sort of eldritch lobotomy cult.

@-Siculus-Hort-

Жыл бұрын

i think they are d list actors. time and eric awesome show great job does the same thing.

@consistentlystupid4726

11 ай бұрын

This is why I'm convinced these movies are intentionally bad and everyone is in on it. They're being directed to be this bad. If you took anyone off the street and said you'd pay them to be in a movie, you would probably get some people who actually understand how to act even if they're not good at it. Nearly everyone in Breen's movies at the same. Awful timing with dialogue, shouting their lines, weird unnatural pauses. It's like a Director is telling them to act like that.

@Southpaw88

10 ай бұрын

​@@consistentlystupid4726ngl this is a convincing argument 😂😂 because ain't no way anyone is this delusional

@sas2300

9 ай бұрын

It's the old "its so bad it's good mindfuk".

Breen really had a guy with a piece of tape and 'hair' drawn with a sharpie as a moustache in his movie. Then he shot 2 guys in the peen. There is absolutely no way he isnt 100% self aware of what hes doing. What a cinematic badass

Dude there is no way this guy isn't making bad movies on purpose

@rabih1978

Жыл бұрын

If u can't make good movies u might as well make horrible ones , if it wasn't so bad I wouldn't have heard of him

@drjones8176

Жыл бұрын

Listen he's doing something significant

@asharista3152

Жыл бұрын

@@rabih1978 his movies are pretty good after a bottle of whiskey and few blunts....just kidding. it doesn't get any better.

@rabih1978

Жыл бұрын

@@asharista3152 probably needs acid

@LessPegasus

Жыл бұрын

His movies are a metaphor for what he believes, which people won't understand. They take it at face value. So, yes it is intentional.

“I cannot believe you made this movie!” “How could you have done this?”

@AD-fc4kq

Жыл бұрын

isnt that corrupt?

@Eisenwulf666

Жыл бұрын

"i can't help you out of this one Jim"

5:57 "Get over here." - "TF do you mean 'get over here'?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Did you ever have a beer?" "I never had a beer!"

Space Ice is a national treasure, the guy has to watch all those terrible movies to bring us that awesome content, I wish you all the best for 2023 man!

@wezilman

Жыл бұрын

You really post that same thing on every video?

@Antibong

Жыл бұрын

@@wezilman somebody’s gotta

@raysmith3920

Жыл бұрын

Hell yea

@SobridMusic

Жыл бұрын

Hey, all those Stallone, Arnold, JCVD, and Nicholas Cage movies were dope af even the bad ones, and even if they aren't they still are.

@LordMalice6d9

Жыл бұрын

You ain't seen nothing yet. I have seen movies like Feeders. Now that's terrible!

The fact that there's two Neil Breens in this movie makes it twice as awesome!

@alexhidell663

Жыл бұрын

Mathematical logic since Double Impact

@ticklemewesker7019

Жыл бұрын

JVCD is addition Neil Breen is like…

@dillasoul2228

Жыл бұрын

Reality is often disappointing. ..there's only 1 Neil Breen in this movie

@SofaKingShit

Жыл бұрын

@@dillasoul2228 Nope there are definitely two of them. Both of them are twin brothers.

@zhongxina9832

Жыл бұрын

2 multiplayed with 0 is still 0

“we are on the verge of mind hacking” 😂

What's really great is that even IMDb lists Brad Stein as "Dectective" 😂

@HelghastStalker

2 ай бұрын

That HAS to be a self-aware joke.

"They yell out random sh*t in random order... and none of them make any goddamn sense". 😂😂😂😂😂

@jonmcdaniel8492

Жыл бұрын

VIRTUAL DNA!!! JANET JACKSON DROPPED A SNICKERS BAR IN MY SHOE!!! THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA IS LA PAZ!!! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TRANSMITTERS!!!!

@anonymousperson6119

Жыл бұрын

Maybe that’s a good thing since the room is half windows that it’s too dark to see through and people could easily be listening in on this top secret government meeting by just standing outside

@edmundblackaddercoc8522

Жыл бұрын

Get over here🤣🤣

Neil Breen is very inspirational. I've been trying to write a book for the last 20 years, but that little voice in the back of my head keeps saying: "Don't do it. This is terrible! People are just gonna laugh at you." Maybe I should be more like Neil and ignore all good sense and JUST DO IT!

@JohnDoe-ef3wo

Жыл бұрын

Ignore those voices and write your book

@triumphbobberbiker

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@charliebryer2802

Жыл бұрын

Though to be fair the only reason any of us are here is to laugh at his efforts, so there is that.

@mini_skinny0296

Жыл бұрын

Take some writing novels courses to help you. Write your book under a false name. Publish it as an e-book.

@robertdog

Жыл бұрын

Write it. Then edit it and revise it. You might be surprised by how good it turns out.

This has become my favorite channel on KZread, thank you 😂

Space ice is a genius as he is the only living human who can understand Niel Breen movies

To be honest, I respect him. For being a real-estate agent. getting a camera and making his own movies. I respect that

@john_blues

Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@spiritualanarchist8162

Жыл бұрын

I respect his creativity . Forcing those who can't pay the rent to play in his movies...Now that's genius !

@KingCuba

Жыл бұрын

@@spiritualanarchist8162 how my god, is that how he actually does it? Get people to be in his movies by trading rent for it?!?

@berembah

Жыл бұрын

One said he's an architect in the comment section on previous space ice's video, and now real-estate agent!. You people really weird af, just like the movie maker 🤣😅

@john_blues

Жыл бұрын

@@berembah He's a licensed architect.

The fact that this isn't satirical makes it infinitely more fascinating.

Neil Breen is actually quite inspirational, because he teaches us that no matter how bad you try and fail at something, it couldn't possibly be as bad as a Neil Breen movie.

Neil Breen's fighting scenes are actually more believable than Steven Seagal's ones

The plot twist at the end made more sense than the real Breen plot. I was in tears throughout.😂😂😂

@allisonelizabeth6596

Жыл бұрын

It's kind of genius lol

The movie makes perfect sense when you're on acid, shrooms, and drunk.

@alycefrench5753

Жыл бұрын

What about weed? 😜

@travlishallingquest5719

Жыл бұрын

@@alycefrench5753 Not powerful enough 😂

@alycefrench5753

Жыл бұрын

@@travlishallingquest5719 Fair enough 😏

@MarquisDeSang

Жыл бұрын

Even Scientology makes more sens.

@DarkroomMedia007

Жыл бұрын

@@alycefrench5753 weed laced with angel DUST! 😂

That's even worse than Seagal's bullcrap

This guy makes Tommy Wiseau look like a competent actor and filmmaker.

I still can't get over all the scenes of him awkwardly stumbling through and/or click-dragging himself across static, two-dimensional images. Even if there wasn't a billion and one other signs that point to him being completely delusional, the fact that he filmed those scenes and thought, "yep, good enough for a feature film!" should be enough to have him committed.

@ThizzlainyaTwizzla

Жыл бұрын

Fr lmao

@nsfeliz7825

Жыл бұрын

your just too dumb to understand breen. he is a misunderstood genius.😫😫😫😫🐷. he he he.

@KasumiRINA

Жыл бұрын

Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.

@martinbroomhead2646

10 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is the Harry Maguire of film making.

Neil Breen: "Let's make 12 takes of me saying you betrayed us." Later: "Add them all to the movie right after each other."

The expression of confusion @7:36 isn't acting. He's like "the fuck is up with this guy?"

@nightwolfteamofawesomeness9804

7 ай бұрын

He's like: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, I need to call the police

Neal Breen's new movie, is a sequel to this called "Cade: The Tortured Crossing". I hope you get around to making a video on it. Keep up the great work SI.

You just made this movie watchable with your narration, and also not a waste of time.

@SpartasEdge

Жыл бұрын

Same as with the Segal movies. He creates something infinately more entertaining than the actual movies.

@zoopdterdoobdter5743

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Everyone knows your movie is going tank without Cage or Van Damme dancing...🙃

@Psych0technic

Жыл бұрын

15 min run time certainly helps, too.

@mrcead

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Space Ice provides

@shinobicl

Жыл бұрын

It is only a waste if your time is valuable.

Neil Breen's acting is like Steven Seagal's walking

@GamesFromSpace

Жыл бұрын

Except Breen is trying.

The fight scene with “bitch”..😂😂😂😂

"Oh crap guys, our drama project is due in tomorrow, and we have nothing!" "Relax, I'm sure we can throw something together tonight, we'll just wing it."

I would like to thank you, for humorously showing me movies I would never even recommend to my worst enemy.

@donaldpump3072

Жыл бұрын

Never knew this existed

@nevillelongbottom7687

Жыл бұрын

@@donaldpump3072 Me too and I'm amazed^^

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

Now I kinda want to trick my friends into watching it just to see the wtf look on their faces!🤣

Maybe after 20 000 years the AI can understand all messages Niel Breen have for humanity in his movies

@KayGeee86

11 ай бұрын

Quantum computers are processing...

@supertuesday600

7 ай бұрын

Neil was sent by AI, from the future, to save humanity. 😉

That eagle gave such an honest, heart-wrenching performance. 😢

"I don't want you. All I want is the drugs and the money." Sounds like my ex.

@jeremybrown9611

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@mwont

Жыл бұрын

True

@itumelengselepe7669

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

That fight scene with "bitch" was like something out of a Seagal film...

12:22 his shirt is on inside out 😂😂😂😂😂, just makes the movie even better.

@YourWelshRaptor

2 ай бұрын

Try wearing _your_ shirt inside-out. I promise no one will recognise you! 😂

“I dunno why he had to go back there and make the homeless guy uncomfortable” lol 😂

I never saw the fake rats omg I was laughing so freaking hard thank you for making this watchable and hilarious as hell

From Breens wiki page ''In other films, his protagonist is a god-like, messianic, or otherwise chosen figure; Pass Thru, for example, has Breen playing a messianic entity who arrives from the future *to wipe out 300 million "bad people"* to usher in a new era of peace. Breen has said that his films have a *"sense of social responsibility"* and reflect the "mystical or paranormal side of life''

The fake rats killer me. The amount of detail is unmatched

We sat through this movie tonight... and my husband summed up this movie pretty well... "it's like trying to eat stale vanilla wafers."

@meeblings6

6 ай бұрын

Couples who watch Neil Breen films together stay together

You have absolutely mastered the art of bleeping profanity for comedy. The timing is pure gold.

9:45 is the best line delivery of all time, it reminds me of how they used to spoof bad B-movie actors in The Angry Beavers. I felt like I took drugs watching this movie. Everything about it was just so off and it made me laugh hard enough that I nearly twisted my own pair during the process.

@georgezuniga6298

Жыл бұрын

I watched angry beavers on lsd and it was hilarious.

@br0k3nman

5 ай бұрын

@@georgezuniga6298such a genius show that was funny on a kid’s level with adult level humor at the same time. My mom, my little sister, and I still quote and do rewatches.

Neal Breen's genius cannot be contained merely with one film, or any prescription to antipsychotics

That slap sound effect has me in tears

@Bigedub101

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@edmundblackaddercoc8522

Жыл бұрын

Same, I was crying

Neil Breen - best actor/director/producer ever.

@ArtVandelayOfficial

Жыл бұрын

He also does the catering

@ticklemewesker7019

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtVandelayOfficial beat me by a minute 😂

@HouseholdDog

Жыл бұрын

I think his films are a breath of fresh air. Kind of like the punk rock of filmmaking.

@sanguinius3938

Жыл бұрын

it might could be an illusion

@davidjsaul

Жыл бұрын

*Tommy Wiseau has entered the chat*

" WE ARE ON THE VERGE....... of mind hacking” 😂

Good lord. “I…NEVER HAD A beard.” 😂

Twisted Pair is a masterpiece in cinema. The editing, cinematography, special effects, and especially the acting all deserve Oscars.

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

I watched Avatar 2 yesterday and it's good... ...but not as good as twisted pair!

@Bigedub101

Жыл бұрын

Avengers has nothing on the top tier CGI and action Twisted pair has

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

At least the tropical fish if not the awards…

@punchout2418

Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley Every Neil Been film deserves awards and tropical fish.

@elchoya8432

Жыл бұрын

oscars for worst performer,ect.

I heard a rumour that bearded Breen didn't want to take the role first but unbearded Breen managed to persuade him.

8:29 I love how those criminals almost laughing. 😂

Dear God, Twisted Pair actually came up on my YT recommend...it's an hour and a half. How the heck could you sit through all of that?!?

Neil Breen makes me realize I'll never be good enough or even terrible enough to make the kind of things I like :(

I've always wanted to make a movie, but anxiety over my feelings of inadequacy have always stopped me. After seeing this, I realize I can't make anything worse, so I might actually go through with it. I guess that would make this movie inspirational?

@rdiener84

Жыл бұрын

Go for it! I believe in you

@JohnDoe-ef3wo

Жыл бұрын

I hope you do. Good luck 🤞

@Kevin_Street

Жыл бұрын

It's freeing, really.

@KasumiRINA

Жыл бұрын

I advise people to ALWAYS follow their dream ideas, ESPECIALLY in the case they think they might turn out bad. Like, you won't know unless you try and if you end up being super bad then you'll know and stop worrying.

I had no ideas who this was….Thank You sir for this video 😂

Breen is living on a higher plane of existence compared to us. That's why his movies go over our head. The world isn't ready for Breen's movies yet.

I really appreciate your dedication to this channel. There’s just no way I could sit down and watch a Neil Breen movie but they seem so funny so thanks for your work.

Neil Breen's Twisted Pair 😂 Why are they twisted? Ouch!

@Jay_Z.

Жыл бұрын

Coaxial cable. 😏

@Pichustrikesback

Жыл бұрын

lol first thing I thought

the wallpaper took all his powers away and told him to fk off

This is proof that "anybody" can make a movie 🤣🤣🤣

@hunerjalal1986

Жыл бұрын

Yes true 😂😂

@deathsyth8888

4 ай бұрын

That's the best/worst part. Anyone can now make a movie vs *_Anyone_* can make a movie.

Still better than Steven "two governments in a government" Seagal

@DrakeBarrow

Жыл бұрын

That might just be an illusion!

@silentmodetv

Жыл бұрын

@@DrakeBarrow That might could be!

@Kai-Soh

Жыл бұрын

"kill every mf birthday"

@marsayde1237

Жыл бұрын

It’s like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

@namelastname9578

4 ай бұрын

Sorry, but it's 'two governments INSIDE a government'. Clearly a lot of thought went into this line, so let's try and be respectful? Or I might could get mad.

I love every person who covers this masterpiece, every time I get to watch another person review and react to this fever dream it adds like a year to my life.

At the height of my drinking days, his entire collection was my entertainment.

"Meticulously cleans up crime scene" *drops heroin syringe* 😂

Neil Breen is a true master of "so bad its good" movies and he knows and embraces it. I wish he made more.

@Elkyrie2

Жыл бұрын

Good news, he has a sequel, or movie using one of the characters of this one at least, coming out somewhere next year

@vnikyt

Жыл бұрын

He apparently doesn't know how movies are bad; he thinks he's a revolutionary anti-establishment filmmaker making movies despite Hollywood trying to stop him

@luzmaria5006

Жыл бұрын

@@vnikyt And that is what make his movies so bad that is good, he truly take his movies serious. If he thought then as a joke, it would lose all the authenticity that his movies has.

The only reason why Neal B. isn't in a nuthouse is probably because he's not dangerous for society, however, his movies are a treat to logic and common sense ☺️☺️☺️

@TaddiestMason

Жыл бұрын

It's cause Reagan shut them all down and now next to nothing will ever get you put in one. You can pretend to be a bug and run around demanding people use bug or rabbit pronouns and they won't treat you like the insane person you would be being.

"You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets." ---Albert Einstein

@petergray7576

Жыл бұрын

"You can't make an egg without humping a few hens." --- Some random pervert

3:51 she was pushed off screen 😂😂

Based on his interviews I have to respect Breen. He pays people properly. He is surprisingly self aware. The guy has a vision, a dumb vision, but still. Breen isn't afraid to laugh at himself. Legit outsider artist

@spiritualanarchist8162

Жыл бұрын

Breen : I'll pay you to act in my movies. Homeless person : No thanks, i got some pride left Breen: I'll buy you a house Homeless person: Oh hell, i'm in !

@veganbutcherhackepeter

Жыл бұрын

Well, when you are this shitty as a movie maker, you have to pay people properly to be in your movies. I mean, a lot of people would work almost for free to be in a Peter Jackson movie, because it looks awesome on your CV, but being in a Neil Breen movie you can only hope no one ever finds out, because it would be the end of your acting career.

@vnikyt

Жыл бұрын

@@veganbutcherhackepeter Exactly.

@RenegadeVile

Жыл бұрын

@@veganbutcherhackepeter You'd be surprised how many are shitty AND don't pay their actors on time, or at all...

@guyincognito959

Жыл бұрын

Thaaat...seems to be the reason why Hollywood exists then. Good people make bad movies. :D He seems like a good person, but...those films....must be very terrible...