Please!!!!!!!! - Samurai Cop - I dare you 😂 cmon guys! Like this comment to get em to watch!! 😂

@0okamino

Ай бұрын

I thought they did already, but then I remembered that was _Miami Connection._ They have survived some doozies so far.

@fortminor85

Ай бұрын

My neck!

@banonKING

Ай бұрын

I second this.

@bighuge1060

Ай бұрын

@@fortminor85 Yes, the best way to see Samurai Cop is watching the Rifftrax Live version. "My neck! My neck!! My neck!!!!"; not to leave out the great "Shoot! Shoot!! Shoot!!!" scene. Or one of the two leads' offscreen carsick vomit left on the read of their car. Great bad movie.

@fortminor85

Ай бұрын

@@bighuge1060 Step aside, “We’ll always have Paris”! I have a new favorite movie line!!

If I ever win a big lottery jackpot, I want to hire Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau to make a pair of contradictory films about my life.

@EloPSuperFly

Ай бұрын

You won’t need to wait for a big lottery win. These guys can work with a budget.

@BDTXIII

Ай бұрын

Actually, this might work.

@MrJamaigar

Ай бұрын

Tommy has already met Joe Marshall, the Samurai Cop, so Neil should come next, yes. 😅😅 Tommy doesn't seem like a very technologically-savvy person; Neil might help him get with the times, teach him how to work on laptop. Neil probably wrote every one of his movie scripts in a day, via laptop. 😂😂😂

"I know everything! That's more than the government knows!"

@kuhpunkt

Ай бұрын

Nobody is more humble than Neil Breen.

The blooper scene slayed me lol, when your friend said “I’m too loaded for this” I felt that in a real way!

As a human being, I, for one, am glad Neal Breen is on OUR side! 😎👍

Wooow, we're entering the Breeniverse!

@paleposter

Ай бұрын

They have already entered with Fateful Findings. They are just being reinserted :)

Neil Breen's films are fun to watch vicariously. But for those who have only watched them that way do yourself a favor: watch them. An experience for sure. It's so great to laugh until your sides hurt.

This is gonna be good. Since the Fateful Findings reaction went so well, you all obviously adored that wonderful film. Truly the greatest movie plot of all time.

Next up, "Champagne And Bullets" (aka "Geteven")? Another classic "Black Tank Top" vanity experience.

Emily's delight at seeing the Breenis is almost worth her suffering ;)

Art so pure it is simply beyond us mere mortals understanding LOL

"I have no idea what it's about, it's Neil Breen." Isn't that what everybody says about his movies?

@0okamino

Ай бұрын

Yes, except for Neil Breen himself.

We all just an actors in Neil Breen movie.

Breen is a miracle worker, he made The Room look like a real movie

An instant classic by one of the directors of our time.

Neil Breen movies are the gifts that keep on giving lol.

YALL SAW HIS NEIL BREENIS??????? DAMN THIS MOVIE IS GOOD

Neil Breen's "Narration: the Film!" I laughed to the point of crying while watching you all lose your minds.🤣🤣🤣

This was fun seeing the premiere with y'all. But the blooper made it more funny. And Pippin was just chilling the whole entire time too LOL.

Yesssss, more Breen! Hype!

This makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane.

His film "Cade: The Tortured Crossing" was filmed entirely on green screen.

I just want to tell you both Good Luck. We’re all counting on you…..

Embrace the Breen Also That's what happens when the entire budget is used to rent the Ferrari

I knew the girl in the middle was toast from the intro. The moment she said she was on her 4th shot…..bruh I knew we were in for a time

By your shirts combined - Be your own harder target Daddy

If anyone else in the world!!! can even come remotely close to Stanley Kubrick level filmmaking I'm telling you it's Neill Breen

Makes Steven Seagal look like a martial art and acting genius.

OMG! The Blooper Sequence, not enough money in the world could be given for that amazing moment I witnessed. Thank you greatly.😁🤙

One of the funniest reactions on the channel.

Double Trouble (1992) at one point, thank you.

I think Breen makes these movies to prove the medication isn't working.

You guys have hit 50K!! ...... Nice!!! Keep it up.

This will fit both right into Matts AND Emmys alley: "Ricky Oh - Story of Ricky". I think its 1991 or 1992. The best "worst" movie I've ever seen.

15:39: "a thousand pardons" lol

I can't believe they had a suicide pact. I can't believe they had a suicide pact. How could they have a suicide pact?

Neil Breen?? Herewego...... Lol🤣

The spirit of that woman's roots heard you talkin' shit and came for revenge

Finally someone who knows the right way to watch Breen movie👍 Drunker the better😄

That was great. Your reaction to it made it more entertaining. Maybe you should check out 'the Langoliers' one day. That movie made me feel like I was stuck in time.

The obvious conclusion is that Bremen is in on the joke. It’s hard to believe anyone could Breen it up like this, but he really sells it.

Excellent movie, surely the start of a great career!

Wait til you get to Green Screen Breen. Or “Breen-Screen” 😂

@JohnGraves1985

Ай бұрын

Him fighting a horrible CGI Tiger will never not be funny.

The rifle that kills his lover is assembled wrong. The front iron sight is upside-down and facing the ground.

Someday, I hope I believe in myself like Neil Breen believes in himself.

Try out Twisted Pair where he fights or confronts his twin brother who OBVIOUSLY has a real beard 😂. Oh and his latest film where he fist fights a CGI tiger. 😂 good luck to ya’ll and Andrea.

You guys are getting really good at this! Approaching MST3K levels of comedy gold riffing!

Had to look up the Dark Knight Rises death scene as mentioned here.

We're in the Neil Breen era of their reviews.... just wait for Steven Seagal.

Neil breen? Run away Andrea! That's unnecessary torture.

Neil Breen sounds like Tina Belcher.

You guys are AMAZING for watching this incredible film! You are forever changed. 🤣😝

Neil Breen plays Steven Seagal in all his movies

Mmmm tuna in brine..... I mean Breen.

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

The film should come with a mercury poisoning warning.

"Bi...ch What" I gave this great Neil Breen film 2 "bird emic" stars out of whatever number you choose!

Can't wait till you get to *Cade: The Tortured Crossing* film he did. Just so i can see your reaction when he fights the tiger!

Yo Pip! Run! Who would do this to another being?

We need even more Breen on the channel.

I'd love to see all 3 of you react to more movies together especially the sharknado and trolls series.

I wish the movie ended with a turtle named Neal waking up from a long nap.

Omg, this reaction was just as messy as this movie lmao Can't wait for the next one!

Awesome reaction. Is that your daughter ??

might I suggest a future feature "drunk bad movie night" the 2/3 of you just get wasted and watch somethign awful and go off full unhinged reaction

This movie is...different. This is what happens when you throw money at any idea. Nice to see little foot in on the action...I to want an emotional support friend. lol

Best episode ever

When i saw the title of the video, my main concern was if you were going into this sober lmao thank god your sanity will be grateful (edit) OH WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE SEQUELS.

Like they say in the business " tell me don't show me"

Gotta love that Breen.

Please tell me Emily hasn’t seen Beavis and Butthead do America. I would love to see her reaction to that.

@JustSUMMReactions

Ай бұрын

I haven't seen it!

@Blizzard-kf3qm

Ай бұрын

Mr. Burns: “Excellent.”

How is Breen not on the FBI’s Most Wanted list, because he fucked another movie to death?

Welcome to the existential horror of the Breeniverse.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (a Larry Blamire joint) has a similar vibe, but it's not meant to be pure garbage. It's just an homage to lousy 50s b-movies. But the dialog is so quoteworthy. It gets nine gigglesticks from me.

Can we do #title for Andrea? How about: Felicitous Fantastic Fetching Film Fan

There's more voice over going on in the first 2 minutes than in most conversations.

Imma need y'all to recut this with a Gorn immediately plz and ty

As an experience :)

"Why are you so bad at eating?" Hey, don't shame someone with a eating disorder.

If Calculon was a real person...😂

I bet she asked for him like a million times, "do I have to be naked? Do I have to be naked?"

Shouldn't Pippin's score be 10 Neal Beans.

Now why would y’all torture yourselves like this 😂?

His movies always make my Breen hurt.

Neil Breen is the greatest director since Scorsese.

The Blooper; a disaster on par with the movie 😀

Did niel film today's video??? 😂

9:32 No! But he damn sure shot one off. I feel like all of his Movies are just one big delusion, and he's locked away in a Psychiatric Hospital. Where everyone he has interacted with is either a Patient, a Doctor or part of the Staff. That's the only way any of this would make sense. He's basically Marcus Kane from Twisted Metal.

Please react for lottery ticket (2010) movie 🎉

Such a ridiculous, hilarious Ba Movie. Definitely in the top ten of the worst

If you're looking for something bonkers, track down Verus (2000). It's a no budget Japanese Yakuza vs Zombies movie, with an INSANE English dub. The equipment used for the movies pivotal shot at the end was "borrowed" from another movie set and put back before anyone noticed it was gone.

He actually put effort into his earlier movies. His newer stuff is so lazy, it's almost too hard to laugh at.

See the thing I don’t like about Neil is he KNOWS what he’s doing is garbage. He just wants to be infamous like Tommy. But Tommy actually thought he was making amazing art. Neil knows he isn’t.

@The_Catnip

Ай бұрын

I thougth the same thing first but I am not so sure about that lol

@kuhpunkt

Ай бұрын

Are you sure about that?

Two must watch movies Psycho goreman and the greasy strangler

OH NO! This guy's movies are so weird! I refuse to watch any more of them, they're so janky.

Please don’t tell me this is a patreon request? That would be a huge waste of anybody’s time. I’d rather watch The Room or better yet for big laughs The Disaster Artist

@Atlas_Redux

Ай бұрын

They've already seen The Room. What, they're gonna make a second react of it? Also, this isn't the first Breen they're doing, and we WANTED more. Everyone wanted more. You must be new here.

@nickcangemi

Ай бұрын

Boooooooo

@danielflynn8530

Ай бұрын

@@Atlas_Redux I know they’ve seen it but not the Disaster Artist. I don’t mind “bad”movies but when they are combined with blatantly dumb acting then it’s just too much

@OldLadyReacts

Ай бұрын

I got Fateful Findings as a Patreon request on my channel! You're correct it was a huge waste of time, but I'm glad that I know who this wacky guy is now. (And to avoid his movies in the future.)

Bad movies are one of my greatest pleasures in life, but Neil Breen films are not enjoyably bad, they're not "fun" bad. They're just direly bad, drearily bad, desolately bad. They're also the worst thing any film, good or bad, can be: boring....deadly, stultifyingly boring.

@kuhpunkt

Ай бұрын

I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?