Pilot should've given her a number to call.

@av8ionUSMC

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, and I’m a controller 😆 agreed!

@itspribanerjee

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha good one

@kevindavis8175

2 жыл бұрын

Filing a NASA report is pretty much the same thing.

@harrickvharrick3957

2 жыл бұрын

haha !

@harrickvharrick3957

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevindavis8175 ... NASA..???

As a controller of 22 years two things: this situations was used as recurrent training for controllers. Also, I love it when pilots question my instructions. No controller is perfect, it’s a team effort. It makes me rethink what I am doing. Any controller that is annoyed by being questioned has no business being a controller.

@haas4262

2 жыл бұрын

Hey sorry if this is asking a lot, but I just applied to be an ATC trainee. I have no experience or credentials pertaining to ATC so I probably won’t even be considered. Is there anything I can do to make myself stand out if an opportunity arises to apply again? It just seems like an amazingly rewarding career!

@VegasMilgauss

2 жыл бұрын

You’re wrong. A controller must be in charge at all times, the pilot does not know the full situation.

@kima2222

2 жыл бұрын

@@VegasMilgauss I didn’t take it that he wasn’t in control, but that the pilot was seeking clarification. The pilot is thousands of feet in the air for goodness sake. I’d want to be sure, and Haas is showing that ego has no place in the control tower or in the cockpit.

@livesimplyandhumbly

2 жыл бұрын

She failed in every way. It wasn't just her incompetence, but her terrible attitude. The person that hired her should be seriously reevaluated.

@IQ-of-a-Goldfish

2 жыл бұрын

There is no way I could be a controller. I have a extreme lack of the ability to mentally keep track of all the various things going on at once. I am for sure a hyper focused on a single task type of person. I can do 1 thing very well or many things very badly.

My mom sometimes tells a flight story about when she was returning to Ottawa from a conference in Nova Scotia. She and a friend from university just chilling while the plane was coming in for a landing. Suddenly everyone felt the plane pull up HARD and almost at the same time the pilot came on the radio and screamed "IT'S THOSE GODDAMN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS!!!" Everyone was confused but the friend said that there another plane waiting to take off on the runway they were gonna land on. The friend was sitting by the window. This was in the eighties.

@Alicia-BG

4 ай бұрын

OMG, I went through that exact same scenario about 1987 but mine was landing in Orlando from Dulles. I was about 15 years old and have always been a nervous flyer. I still remember everything! Even that it was in an Eastern Airlines L1011 airplane, my mom and I still talk about it, we were flying together and still had to fly from Orlando to Puerto Rico 😭

@TheCarelessAquarius

Сағат бұрын

Same thing happened to me in the 80’s. My parents and I were landing in St Louis Missouri for a layover. All was normal as we were coming down to earth when all of a sudden we went straight back up at a high rate of speed burying my 8 year old body harshly back against the seat. Apparently we were landing on a runway that a plane was also taking off on and who knows how close we came to death that day.

I think Kelsey gave us the key to this kerfuffle early on, when he said that 90% of departures are to the west. The controller was probably operating from habit when she told EVA to turn LEFT heading 180. That's what she would normally tell people who took off to the west. Not saying she didn't know left from right, or east from west. But sometimes the part of our brain that controls our mouth just says what it's used to saying.

@tomk8663

Жыл бұрын

I think you hit the nail on the head.

@Thunder_Dome45

Жыл бұрын

That's a really good reasoning for this. Makes good sense.

@bluwolf098

2 ай бұрын

Yeah muscle memory takes over sometimes. I've had it happen when i worked as a cook, if a burger said "No Grilled Onions" I would read it and muscle memory would make me reach for grilled onions and place it on the cheese because its the standard way to make the burger. Then I would have to fix that mistake.

@WorldTravelerCooking

Ай бұрын

And these happen far more under stress.

I’m ATC and this is beyond PAINFUL… she’s messing up her turns left/right and yelling at the pilot asking what they’re doing when it’s her f’ing it all up. An embarrassment to controllers

@BitcoinWillFixEverything

3 жыл бұрын

not an embarrassment, she sounds like a quota hire. It's happening in every industry.

@potocatepetl

3 жыл бұрын

@@BitcoinWillFixEverything aAnd you sound like a missogynist. Take a look at thousands other videos with similar discussions, most of the ATCs are men. But hey, why shouldn't you spread your frustration and your toxic masculinity around?!

@BitcoinWillFixEverything

3 жыл бұрын

@@potocatepetl The fact you think toxic masculinity is a real condition tells me all I need to know about you. Talk about frustration...

@Avionicx

3 жыл бұрын

@@potocatepetl oi, no one gives a fuck about gender. Watch any video on male controllers being cunts and you'll see controllers in the comments criticizing them as well. Literally gender doesn't fucking matter in this situation, that controller fucked up, end of story

@bbuggediffy

3 жыл бұрын

@@potocatepetl Nah he is correct.

This channel really hammers home how unremarkable 99% of the world's hotel rooms are

@constanttraveler

3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully. Even a meth motel is over $100 a night in LA. Hotel chains all over would tack on another $70 per room to give them themes or embellishments

@martinoYTchannel

3 жыл бұрын

In reality its always the same superimposed photo. He is recording while flying hehehehe

@michaelowens5394

3 жыл бұрын

He should have a contest, to see who can guess what country he's in, based on his background.

@MattSwinden

3 жыл бұрын

No, that is really his bedroom at home....

@RaysDad

3 жыл бұрын

The bed in his hotel room is huge. Lots of pillows too.

Wow! This was probably the most incompetent controller I have ever heard. As a pilot, I love ATC and am always grateful and thankful for their help. I’ve never heard such incompetence. 26 years as a military pilot. Now 15 years later working on an instrument rating. Her directions were verging on breaching safety in her sector. Flown in and out of LA. Always had great ATC controllers.

"Let me talk to your supervisor, NOW!!" I have never heard a pilot request this in my flying career, and I had never thought about it before, but while listening to this video it is what I eventually would have wanted to request! It had to be even much more frustrating for a crew where English is their second language.

@alphamaccao5224

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrDeuteron No. It's only a 'karen' ask if it's done out of false entitlement.

@eddielopez2373

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrDeuteron not if you’re piloting a plane filled with living people and ATC is belligerent and leading you to potential disaster.

@AviationWithAbrar

Жыл бұрын

whats the timestamp in the video when he says it? i think i missed it

@becoming_a_pilot7968

Жыл бұрын

@@AviationWithAbrar same

@mateyko555

Жыл бұрын

Useless escalation and risking bigger confusement on the frequency. Filing report is the right way to use that situation to make things better and safer

"What are you doing?" ... "I'm following YOUR inconsistent directions, that's what I'm doing!"

This is one of those time's when you tell the atc to please call a number after you have landed safely 🤣

@patrickpierce3474

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@reshpeck

3 жыл бұрын

How the tables have turned!

@sameehsalim7940

3 жыл бұрын

@@reshpeck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DonPapito

3 жыл бұрын

Possible atc deviation

@thomashenden71

3 жыл бұрын

And as they say, you don’t want to have to jot down a number to call…😅

I once knew a UPS pilot that had full engine failure on approach to the Louisville hub after extending the gear. “Unflappable Jim“ (as I remember him) just calmly glided down a heavy without much fanfare or chagrin to the runway like butter, afterwards the maintenance crew found that the fuel delivery system was not working properly to the engines. Textbook stuff. Guy is a total legend in my book.

When you talk about people tones, it felt so relatable. My mom speaks in a bad tone all the time and that makes me really uncomfotable.

“What are you doing?” “I’m talking to an idiot, apparently.”

@robynskaggs7537

2 жыл бұрын

Love your comment!!

@E_Legal_Alien

2 жыл бұрын

What is you doin*

@jaymcvey3471

2 жыл бұрын

Following YOUR instructions.

@FerrariF108

2 жыл бұрын

Haha! Exactly what I would’ve said

@smexyapman

2 жыл бұрын

if only that would be allowed.

As a retired controller, that Socal controller is an embarrassment. Sounds like a rookie. If she was a trainee, the trainer should have stepped in and corrected the situation.

@jamieohjamie

3 жыл бұрын

I would be so frustrated as a pilot having to listen to her. They sounded increasingly stressed, too. Being an ATC sounds tough - you can't ever really have an off day - but in this situation, it could cause some pretty bad results.

@mem3464

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamieohjamie Actually, days off are great. Nothing undone, sitting on your desk, or other work building up. When you're off, you're off.

@TCPUDPATM

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamieohjamie I’m frustrated simply hearing her talk lol

@captainLoknar

3 жыл бұрын

I just imagine most passengers in that EVA flight thinking the pilot is shit after tuning left, right, then left and right again while climbing hard and stop climbing

@ForbinColossus

3 жыл бұрын

Send her back to basic orienteering! I sincerely doubt she has held an actual compass in hand

As a flight attendant, can’t imagine what these non-American EVA pilots were thinking with these scary instructions, and, I assume, the F/A’s and passengers were getting whiplash.

I am a non-pilot who loves everything about aviation (kinda like a penguin…lol), and I really appreciate the explanations of the terms.

@Boules99

Жыл бұрын

Haha, great analogy

“They’d be in trouble but id be dead” Solid oof

@Scott_Burton

3 жыл бұрын

I would much rather be alive. If I'm dead, I don't care how much trouble they are in. So, yeah.

@kgedeongedon5933

3 жыл бұрын

good burn i forgot what i was goin on abut

@skunkrat01

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's probably the sound it would make as your plane hit that mountain they steered you into

ATC: "please make a left-right turn towards a north-south bound heading"

@Redridge07

3 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Pierce and climb and maintain 5000 and 7000 and 6000

@NigelThornbery

3 жыл бұрын

@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 affirmative………action

@ArtemisCartography

3 жыл бұрын

@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Uhh, yikes? Maybe don't be a racist/sexist? Have you considered that them being bad at their job has nothing to do with being black and/or a woman?

@madams6198

3 жыл бұрын

Uh... Roger, Roger! What's your clearance, Clarence? What vector, Victor?

@furpurie638

3 жыл бұрын

Surely you can't be serious!

I loved that: “Pilots are moving in the direction they are going.” You are right on target about situational awareness.

Can we appreciate how calm the eva pilot was? With that shitty instructions I would’ve been yelling at her to decide whether its left or right🤦🏼‍♀️ she is like ielts listening describing a map , trying to be as confusing as possible 😤

@foxstemmann8433

Жыл бұрын

I feel like I'd be pretty mad at that controller if I was that pilot, the way that she had a rude tone of voice when she literally made the mistake herself would piss me off. Great pilot!

@DennisBante

10 ай бұрын

Ex controller here. Her trainer needs to put in her right hand. Incredibly embarrassing!

@DennisBante

10 ай бұрын

Sorry, put it a rock in her right hand.

"What are you doing?" "I'm doing what you told me to do!"

@JohnnieV

3 жыл бұрын

No shit. These guys first language wasn't English. Hey. I'm a guest in your country. I'll go wherever u tell me to. I'd like to hear how a usa citizen pilot would have handled this.

@arthurlejawka6392

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnieV I don’t think you understand sarcasm.

@JohnnieV

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurlejawka6392 sarcasm is very difficult to understand in a different language

@SnuffitLabs

3 жыл бұрын

She's lucky. I'd have answered "I'm flying an airplane, what the hell are you doing?".

@racingfuel28

3 жыл бұрын

But Mr. Crabs, I’m just doing what you *SAID*

There was probably more than one person in the plane talking to the ATC…the poor guys who don’t speak English as a first language were probably like “here, you talk to her, see if she makes sense to you!”. Jeez, I feel bad for them!

@callmemimivlog2617

3 жыл бұрын

yup I can picture that. “here you talk to her! here bro its your turn to talk to her man!”

@Koozomec

3 жыл бұрын

Or the pilot was focused on flying the plane.

@zappawench6048

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too!

@charliewhiskey8440

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the FO, Capt then the check captain all trying to make sense of her

@AEMoreira81

2 жыл бұрын

She nearly sent the BR B77W into the San Gabriel Mountains (the path she had ordered for the BR B77W had beforehand caused separation issues with an AC B788 departing a minute later). That's why she lost her job. The summit of the San Gabriel Mountains is 5800 feet, not including the transmission towers for all of the LA market TV and radio stations (which transmit from either Mount Wilson or Mount Harvard).

I feel like an alarm clock which said “terrain terrain pull up” would he the most effective alarm clock ever

@FransceneJK98

Жыл бұрын

Low terrain low terrain wake up wake up 😂

@petersoncap

10 ай бұрын

My dad has that as a text message alert, definitely turns some heads

@nikjohnstone5511

10 ай бұрын

😂 I’m going for the “stall stall” with vibration option

@irregularguy6465

6 ай бұрын

gonna be having wild nightmares

@m1co294

5 ай бұрын

Pilots have those sort of alarm clocks at work already

Thanks for explaining the meaning of "heavy"! Have taken many business and personal flights all over the world in the past, and sometimes listened in to pilot communication with the ATC before landing. Always wondered what "heavy" meant. Now I understand and many other things you explain so well in all your videos. Thanks much for sharing!

@janemiettinen5176

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly! Before this it always left me with the mental image of a struggling plane with thought bubble saying “Mom says Im just big-boned..”. Im weird, I know :)

@wisdomrules8474

Жыл бұрын

@@janemiettinen5176 😄😄😄

@kevindavis8175

11 ай бұрын

In Flight Simulator, I used to check, “Append heavy to callsign” when I flew a C172. I thought it was funny.

Mountains to the left, ocean to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

@cremebrulee4759

3 жыл бұрын

Mountains - much worse than either clowns or jokers.

@AC3handle

3 жыл бұрын

goddamnit. was gonna post that.

@TempoDrift1480

3 жыл бұрын

Well played.

@digiryde

3 жыл бұрын

@@cremebrulee4759 Unless one of them has Weapons of Mass Destruction and the other Has Oil. ;)

@ElizabethT45

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent!

As a controller, I am embarrassed by this controller. She clearly said the wrong thing and then tried to blame the pilot for complying. I hope the pilot filed a report.

@toddbellows5282

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't diversity wonderful? God help us.

@ryanm.191

2 жыл бұрын

If that’s your real last name you can say ‘a wiseman once said’ and quote yourself, you have an incredible opportunity

@NLTops

2 жыл бұрын

@@toddbellows5282 lmfao oh shut up. There are plenty of skilled female and/or black controllers. Blaming an individual's ineptitude on something like that, you should be ashamed of yourself.

@USN1985dos

2 жыл бұрын

@@NLTops Nobody said there weren't. But when you have laws and agendas that push for quotas of certain demographics to be hired, less-than-stellar individuals can be given a pass to meet those targets. We saw it in the military often. That doesn't change the fact that the best soldier I ever knew was black, but it also doesn't change the fact that one of the worst soldiers I ever knew was allowed to stay in despite having an attitude and incidents that had gotten non-black/non-female people kicked out on multiple occasions in the two years previous.

@NLTops

2 жыл бұрын

@@USN1985dos But that doesn't apply here. The air traffic controller was fired due to this incident. Even in your example it shows that diversity itself isn't the problem. The problem is that the incompetent soldier wasn't fired. In other words, "special treatment". Which of course flies in the face of equality as much as exclusion does. But the opposite is also damaging, there's no need for racism or sexism in the military (or society as a whole). It serves no productive purpose. Society should be a meritocracy. That way it makes better use of the human potential of its population and people have as broad as possible a range of fields to find their talents.

"They would be in trouble, but I would be dead." Words to live by. I notice that all the best pilots seem to have an avoidance philosophy, as opposed to a blame philosophy. Even when looking at NTSB Final Reports, aviation doesn't look to assign blame, but to repair any procedural faults. At the end of the day, people will make mistakes, and you can't fix that. Love your channel. Only recently found it, but I've seen you on other channels doing the "Real Pilot vs. Hollywood" or whatever. Thanks for educating and entertaining!

As a former RAPCON Air Traffic Controller these two examples are perfect ! Whenever someone asks me what I did for a living and I said ATC … they’re like ooooo stressful , my answer is : if you can tie your shoe you can do ATC , it’s a common sense job . I loved it and I was pretty good at it . ( I’m gonna brag now , I did receive a save award 😉) I miss it . Thank you for sharing this . I’m new to your channel and occasionally I need a healthy distraction. God bless 🇺🇸😎

@traderjoe107

Жыл бұрын

As a retired controller with 37 years under his belt (4 years USAF), I have to respectfully disagree with you! Not everybody that can tie their shoe can separate airplanes. The wash out rate for Air Traffic school in 1987 was greater than 50%.

Am a ATC and listening to the LAX EVA departure made me cringe... several times. The controller phraseology and professionalism was poor. Agree with Kelsey 100%.

@martintheiss4038

3 жыл бұрын

perhaps you can say "if there is a city of around 200 thousand in front of you, go to 8 thousand" (and the mountain beyond it is around 12 thousand feet).

@charlie-qi4rh

3 жыл бұрын

What airport do you monitor?

@sailaab

3 жыл бұрын

*+Charlie* s/he monitors and is an ATC at ZKPY (P'yŏngyang Kukche Pihaengchang)

@boooster101

3 жыл бұрын

@@sailaab Learned something new again. I know it makes sense, just didn't expect North Korea to have a functioning Airport including English speaking controllers

@UniversalDust

3 жыл бұрын

@@boooster101 He could be pulling our leg: "KZread is blocked in North Korea because of the country's laws regarding the Internet and its accessibility. It has been fully blocked since April 2016, and the North Korean government has warned that anyone who tries to access it is subject to punishment."

EVA015 Heavy: "ATC I have a number for you to call EVA015 heavy"

@thelowendstudio

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheKnowledgeLexicon

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Rain188

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@tranquilhawk5110

2 жыл бұрын

What if they don’t call the number?

@briansguy

2 жыл бұрын

1-800-EAT-SH*T

Ugggh. This controller needs to be pushed up the management ladder immediately!

Oh Kelsey, thanx soo much for all your great aviation education! Being a retired semi truck driver, and having no words for how terrified I have always been of flying, I feel many similarities in our jobs, such as one moments decision being life or death, & seeing you alone in a hotel room, many miles from home & family. Please stay safe, & continue to have fun!!

That has to be very scary as a pilot, knowing you are relying on someone else to keep you alive, and that someone is obviously having an issue keeping things clear.

@Valantir

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the old saying: what links pilots maintenance and atc? Pilot screws up pilot dies. Maintenance screws up pilot dies, atc screws up pilot dies

@callmemimivlog2617

3 жыл бұрын

it is! :( tell me about it.

@natesullivanw24

2 жыл бұрын

I was training and ATC (who was also training someone) allowed a plane on the runway while I was coming in for a landing. My instructor caught it, we did a go around, other plane pulled off the runway, and I learned to be cautious

@barlin4972

2 жыл бұрын

@@Valantir That being said Pilots are still dying less than car drivers :)

@eugenelayton5231

2 жыл бұрын

Are you describing our current president?

AS a retired controller, this was a very embarrassing thing to see. This controller was very scary. Controllers typically know very well left from right!

@paulstimpson830

2 жыл бұрын

It sounded to me like she was under pressure and having trouble with orientation. It was like she was used to the regular west departure where South is a left turn and didn't adapt to the plane leaving in the opposite direction making South a right turn. I wonder if an airprox got filed that might have more information. Edit: I had a look and there was no airprox filed but there is an NTSB CFIT report OPS17IA010 for the incident. EVA015 got really close to Mount Wilson (0.3 miles at 0 ft above the mountain top.) The report isn't complimentary about the controller's incident recovery technique. The Controller was fully qualified for the position for 2 years 8 months and was an on-the-job training instructor (OJTI) 😱

@blackwidow8412

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulstimpson830 No way! She teaches others how to be ATC? Good grief.

@bretisenhoff2444

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackwidow8412 I’ve seen controllers still in upgrade training get aircraft saves and I’ve seen 10+year controllers point planes at planes. Every time you plug in to control is different, everyone has goofs. There are so many factors that could play into her loss of situational awareness. However, I will say a controller worth their salt will stop saying “left/right” and say “fly heading XXX” after getting it wrong more than once.

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

Obvious Affirmative Action hire.

@alfonsecouillon

2 жыл бұрын

@@bretisenhoff2444 That sounds pretty plausible! I think that anyone, even the most experienced person can get things confused if enough conditions align. That's why what Kelsey says is really important. Everyone should always try to be aware in case the other person mixes things up. Like when you're driving a car and you're doing everything right, but the lights malfunction, then you need to be aware of that and not just continue going, because that might cause an accident or even someone to die.

As an ATCO, i agree with this pilot. Most of times the pilots help us. If they ask something that i've already cleared him to do I immediately check what i've done to see if something is wrong. We also help them if they say/request something wrong :)

Clearly, absolutely, totally the very best of three or four KZread aviation channels! Your shows are lively, often captivating, and always educational. I enjoy your down-to-earth, non-presumptious attitude and tell-it-like-it-is narratives. You win my vote as the most humble and honest pilot on KZread. I'd like to see and learn more about ATC procedures, and rules that apply to the controllers. I know pilots must follow the rules on-air and in-air with the mic and what's said. What rules apply to the controllers when they key the mic? More more more! Thank you.

She’s probably never worked departure when the winds were from the east prior to this. So day after day she has planes taking off to the west, needing to turn, and to go south they turn left. But today she had a plane going the opposite direction, needing to turn south, and told them to turn left out of habit. She didn’t even realize her mistake and then became flustered as cluck when she saw the plane turning left when she probably thought she told them to turn right. Instead of rationally thinking about the issue, she stayed in “autopilot” with the habit of planes going west for take off and just reacted and reacted and reacted without ever actually controlling the situation in her mind.

@gsxrsquid

3 жыл бұрын

That was what I was thinking too.

@DarrenBush

3 жыл бұрын

Because turn left heading 270 is what you do 95% of the time flying out of LAX out over the ocean. You nailed it.

@L.Spencer

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds logical.

@denisemkowal8130

3 жыл бұрын

A very astute observation.

@HalfShelli

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh. That makes perfect sense. Thanks for the explanation, DFW3!

10:08 what you didn't mention is that this rule (probably like many other rules) was written in blood - a mid-air collision actually happened because a pilot listened to the ATC instead of the TCAS, and everybody died.

@CraneGuru

3 жыл бұрын

Yep Baskirian 2937 July 2002

@TheAngmarwitch

3 жыл бұрын

Russian pilots were trained to follow ATC instruction over the TCAS, the DHL pilot acted on TCAS. Youre right though everyone died, including the controller 1 year later at the hands of one of the dead children's father who lost his son and wife. As a result of this tragedy, the rule now is TCAS has priority

@robynskaggs7537

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAngmarwitch that father lost his wife, son, & daughter. Then he went out to help with the search for bodies & he found his daughter & she was the only one who was in one piece basically.

@captainobvious1252

2 жыл бұрын

What were the odds tho 😐 that was meant to be.

@AEMoreira81

2 жыл бұрын

Her instructions nearly sent the B77W into the San Gabriel Mountains. It passed less than 1600 feet next to Mount Wilson's summit.

You very much have a gift providing explanations that are so clear and easy for the average person to understand. As a pilot I think the terms are so common to you that it would be easy to not see that others may not know what "that" is. I love your mindset of keeping things simple (in your flying and your explanations). I believe this makes you a much safer pilot (and better teacher)....and keeps things interesting for average viewers. I have no aviation background but have always wanted to know what they are talking about and how it works.

Kudos to the pilots who dealt with this the best they could, and continued to fly their airplane. Less confusing instructions from ATC than these have caused crashes in the past.

"Ok you're clear for take off" "Err we're in the sky" "Oh ok land to your left" "That's the Ocean" "Please brake, turn right 750 degrees no wait backwards to my right"

@jamesphillipshort

2 жыл бұрын

Ok get me off of this train wreck...

@TheSkyGuy77

2 жыл бұрын

Its like an airforceproud95 episode 😂

You can see that he’s a real pilot because he’s always in a different hotel room

@mp40submachinegun81

3 жыл бұрын

And they are nice hotels

@abimbolaaku2709

3 жыл бұрын

@@mp40submachinegun81 you think this is a nice hotel room?😂

@yurmimgiey2857

2 жыл бұрын

@@abimbolaaku2709 It's not a fancy one, but it's a nice one. Nice big fluffy king or queen size bed. You must just be a spoiled brat and have never seen a slummy hotel room *LOL CRYFACE EMOJI

@danielsmith7840

2 жыл бұрын

@@abimbolaaku2709 man stop embarrassing your self by boasting about being in better hotel rooms. It is a nice hotel room for 99,9% people on the Earth.

@Hk-uw8my

2 жыл бұрын

What a very stupid comment,a pilot can sleep nowhere else than his house,its not because you arenot a long haul pilot that you re not a pilot at all.

🤣🤣🤣 Good one, Kelsey! 3:07

@aimeewank7859

5 ай бұрын

I love Kelsey. He is one cool dude 😎lol 😂 So competent but a great attitude and sense of humor! ✌🏽

I am not a pilot but enjoy this channel for it's great stories. This episode brings to mind a flight we took in a Piper Warrior from a little private field South of Savanna, Illinois into Midway in Chicago. Coming into Midway, our pilot friend noticed some DC-10's off in the distance doing touch and go landings (practice?). The ATC told us to make sure to do something once we got all stopped (or something like that). Our pilot friend quickly responded, "I'm still on my final approach." To this the atc responded, "turn right immediately to yadda yadda yadda". Boy, we cranked around and I could see the windows of that big airliner as he passed by on our left. It's a miracle we didn't get blasted by turbulence but we obviously made a safe landing eventually and don't remember us doing anything special other than get in the car and drive to get a real thick Chicago style pizza. Our friend told us it was probably one of those DC-10's we saw earlier. It was nighttime. Seems we got pretty lucky.

"surely you can't be serious" ... "I AM SERIOUS, and don't call me Shirley".

@650gringo

3 жыл бұрын

"OK you be SERIOUS and I'll be ROEBUCK!"

@cremebrulee4759

3 жыл бұрын

A great line.

@Micas099

3 жыл бұрын

I take it black.. like my men.

@loquayrocks

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get the clearance Clarence? what are the vectors victor?

@repro7780

3 жыл бұрын

Whats your vector, Victor?

I speak fluent English and even for me this is confusing, can’t imagine being the pilots on Eva Air

@peterpain6625

2 жыл бұрын

Had to listen to a lot of medical stuff over the air couple of decades ago then write it down allowing zero mistakes. And even i couldn't sort this out in my head. You're not alone.

@syitiger9072

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@latoyamcdonald4444

2 жыл бұрын

English is my only language and even I couldn't understand this.

"I don't have the balls to do that, personally". It actually takes quite a bit of balls to admit that and give credit to those who do. But really, none of us knows what we are capable of until we are put in that situation.

@nancyrice7569

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but firefighters put themselves into those situations, which means balls are required.

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

@@nancyrice7569 Not only do they run into fire, I’m floored with their life-saving medical know-how skills too. They saved my arse after I went unconscious and face-planted on my mom’s driveway, from the worst asthma attack of my life. I was turning blue when they arrived (luckily they were only a few blocks away), and my mother was trying to give me cpr until then. The ambulance is a good 20 minute drive to where I was at, so these firefighters somehow got oxygen into me until the paramedics arrived. I didn’t regain consciousness until I got to the ER. I consider it a damn miracle I didn’t suffer any brain damage from oxygen deprivation. No idea what sort of voodoo magic they all did, but it’s astounding just how big their skillset is, how brave they are, and how much stress and pressure they undergo.

ATC Controller asks her supervisor for assistance: Hey Bob, what can you make of this? Supervisor Bob: Well I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a Pterodactyl.

The legend goes that Kelsey isn’t wearing trousers while recording.

@lnicole2504

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 That's really funny and probably true! 😂

@MJW66

3 жыл бұрын

The 'Friendly' Skies' 😁

@IkeReedy

3 жыл бұрын

Probably since he may not want them wrinkled lol

@AdakStillStands

3 жыл бұрын

Boxers or briefs? Or g-string?!

@tidostark2947

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

That last acknowledge from the pilot "15 heavy". I felt that in my soul. This poor guy just wanted some peace and quiet after all that nonsense 😂

28 years, 6 days as an ATC/Retired.... This controller sucked!. I'm surprised the pilot wasn't asking for confirmations after each clearance.

OMG! Irecognize that voice, style and competence level!!!

In Aussie ATC, the phraseology we use for a long way around turn is “Turn left, I say again, left, 180...”, so that aircrew know we understand we’re sending you the long way and that is indeed the way we need you to go.

@bc-guy852

3 жыл бұрын

So sensible! Succinct and easy to understand, even if English is not their first language.

@lucasd3658

3 жыл бұрын

In the Netherlands this is the same I believe

@axel995r

3 жыл бұрын

Europe is the same, ATC in training here, if we want the plane to turn the long way round you always have to say I say again, so that the pilot is aware that you didn't just confuse the sides of the world...this dumbass controller on the other hand needs her licence pulled ASAP, she's gonna kill someone.

@alasdairhompstead7950

3 жыл бұрын

Presumably you would do that to to gain more altitude before reaching the requested heading... ie You would be lower as you exited the turn if you were to turn right 180° (from a 090° heading) vs a left tun to 180°... Which could be useful for traffic separation🤔 Obviously mountains notwithstanding...

@dreadlock17

3 жыл бұрын

@@axel995r good luck with your training! Just finished with mine months ago. It's a fantastic career. Enjoy

“They’d be in trouble, but I would be dead.” Big facts

As a pilot I bet you are very good at what you do. I was in the Military for over 27 years but had to cut my career short. But, I watch you all the time and I would love to fly with you knowing you have things under control cargo was one of the things I have to do at times based on our mission. So them coming you are great

@ClearedAsFiled

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service. ...you are a true patriot! !

As a viewer, I was getting confused with what the controller was saying. Damn hats of to the pilots who understood and followed her. Even though as you said she was giving confusing orders.

@paulcantrell01451

Ай бұрын

There are only so many things they ask you to do on a regular basis, so you have a pretty good idea of the kind of things they might ask. And after the ten thousandt time they ask you to do it, it's pretty easy to understand. But yeah, she was pretty confusing...

She not only misguided them but she also would say south and north in the same breath as she corrected herself. She got it backwards constantly. I would’ve asked for another controller after the second fuck up. Trust was gone by then

@user-nx9eq2wq7t

3 жыл бұрын

@thebirdee Yep, but there’s no guarantee they’ll switch for you.

@jamesTBurke

3 жыл бұрын

I would've just started ignoring her

@brianbeattie3305

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesTBurke the requirement to follow ATC was implemented after a B25 flew into the Empire State Building after waving off ATC.

@jamesTBurke

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianbeattie3305 maby so but if they are gonna have an attitude with me for no reason then I'd go to a different airport and file a report with the FAA

@TheMrVengeance

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesTBurke Good job losing your license, your job and possibly your life over being petulant. 👍🏻

It sounds like the real heroes here are the engineers and system developers who have worked out these aircraft and systems of redundancy over the past few decades!

@vixxxenfoxxx3660

2 жыл бұрын

If you watch the show Air Disasters it goes into detail about crashes & how/why it led to such systems. Its always sad to hear about death but at least those lives helped save so many more.

@OmniDuck

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. “Every regulation is written in blood”

@Cissy2cute

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmniDuck People did not die in vain. There were lessons learned from every crash and that's why these extra warnings exist today. Great show.

@notyourmomyousnowflake3533

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmniDuck that's right! and although less likely, more to come in the future.

@mistermiel2854

2 жыл бұрын

Them and the pilots

"HEAVY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "EXACTLY WHAT YOU TELL ME TO DO DRILL SARRR- GENT!"

This is the most positive, most funny, and most _conscious_ aviation channel I've come across. You are just as aware of your audience as you are of your cockpit and aircraft, and for that, you are deeply respected by me and countless others. It's like a combination of Mentour Pilot and Pilot Debrief, but much more self-aware.

"It may not be my fault, but it's my responsibility" love to see it.

@fetchstixRHD

2 жыл бұрын

Now, if we could export that to road users, and society in general for that matter...

"What are you doing?!" It sounds like she's scolding a child.

@MakerInMotion

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah for following her instructions. It reminds me of an anti-drug ad from when I was a kid. A dad is yelling at his son after catching him doing drugs. The kid yells "I learned it by watching YOU!"

@d3kingg387

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Sum Ting Wong “ ice berg straight ahead !” EVA what are you doing ? It’s Christmas I’m in San Diego you’re at LAX. I ain’t got no time for this

@inTruthbyGrace

3 жыл бұрын

lady... that's no way to talk to a child

@12012channel

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of a drive through employee when a teenager does something stupid.

@thewhitefalcon8539

3 жыл бұрын

She sounds like a Karen scolding an adult who's doing nothing wrong.

Did that controller really lose her job? God, I sure hope so. Couldn't tell left from right. Despite all the redundant systems she still could've caused a serious incident if not a crash.

The last one is Kennedy Steve! He had such a great rapport with the pilots. Delta Tug 1 was his nemesis. Best ATC ever!

3:12 "I mean we're asking for permission, but we're doin it"...Still D.R.E. starts playing... I'm dead 😩😂💀

@tomcorwine3091

3 жыл бұрын

’xactly

Back in the early 90's, I had started to take college courses to prepare me to apply for ATC work. I did a co-op placement at my airport, and when I realized (saw in real life) how they juggle planes in the air and didn't kill them all, made me realize that I cannot think in the 3D way they need to be able to, do the work. So hats off to the controllers, it is a very difficult job.

@animula6908

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being big enough to acknowledge your limitations and not endanger people because of an ego that can’t admit it’s not your skill set.

@Tracymmo

2 жыл бұрын

My dad worked as a cargo agent when the PATCO strike happened. I was just 13, but he kept talking about how the controllers were upset about conditions that impacted safety, like overwork. Made sense me. I was astonished later when I later heard all the "they were selfish" nonsense. Jobs that require focus to maintain safety have to give workers proper working conditions. I've always thought that I'd last 10 minutes because my mind would drift to "do I need to buy milk?"

@Akeakamai

2 жыл бұрын

@@animula6908 I think that I would fare better as a passenger helping to land a plane than last 10 minutes as an ATC. I have total respect for the high-stress job that ATCs do.

@concierge7574

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Tracymmo Exactly. You hear it often how they're understaffed + fatigued. When they went on strike for better + safer conditions in 1981, President Reagan fired 11,345 workers. It was against union rules for ATC / government workers to strike. If their union can't or won't help them improve ATC conditions, who can? Can anyone blame them for going to extremes when they felt they were not being taken seriously + were fatigued + it was compromising safety?

@Cissy2cute

2 жыл бұрын

@@Akeakamai ATC is listed as the most stressful job. The most dangerous was North Sea fishermen.

"EVA015 Heavy, what are you doing?!" "Flying. What're you doing, napping? Eva015 Heavy."

True test of patience and composure. Just listening to her gave me a headache. Imagine what the Pilots had to go through under such duress. Madness.

my sides hurt from laughing so hard listening to these poor pilots frantically trying to comply with the controller's aggressive and irreconcilable instructions. The fact that these commands are being barked so haphazardly at 200 tons of fuel and machinery barreling through the sky at 200mph is sobering.

@IzzyOnTheMove

Жыл бұрын

more like 500mph

@theeaskey

7 ай бұрын

I don't find it the least bit amusing.. your talking about 1000 lives.

Ricko From an ex ATC all you said was spot on. I was taught to say "right I say again right" whenever you needed an aircraft to turn the long way around, as it was something the pilot was not expecting. Great video.

@Peter_Wang

2 жыл бұрын

That was the very first thing I caught on the tape. Leaves too much ambiguity. Felt like a point out approved without looking hahahhaa

I have noticed that people with certain 'backgrounds' don't know their left from their right. My brother went into a doctor's office for a suspected broken collarbone- he said it was his right collarbone. The nurse's aid asked him to POINT to which right collarbone he was talking about. He said "I only have one right collarbone!".

Kelsey, you said you're not that smart, I think you're just being humble, you must have some incredible abilities because you're a commercial airline pilot 😊

Hi Kelsey. After watching 4-5 of your videos and listening to your commentary, I come to the conclusion that you did not become a 747 pilot by accident. You process problems with a high degree of consideration and common sense and you are a bad ass communicator. It does not surprise me that people want to fly with you.

@74gear

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a really kind thing for you to say Patrick thank you, next week you will see some of the less kind things that people say to me, but I think they are pretty funny anyway! Thanks for watching!

@concierge7574

2 жыл бұрын

He says he's "not that smart," but he continues to show us otherwise! I think he was born to be an aviator + and instructor. He has plethora of common sense + exceptional communication skills.

@bugproductions9050

2 жыл бұрын

@@concierge7574 agreed. Smart and humble. Good combination.

@Fee212

2 жыл бұрын

@@concierge7574 I agree. He IS as sharp as a razor.

You know she actually wanted to give directions like: "Turn right at the big cloud, then left around that flock of birds. If you see mountains you've gone too far"

@darindelaney2449

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@johnpeggybeckett1732

2 жыл бұрын

OMG...FUNNY!!!

@Bryanscott88

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@punyaslokaprusty3343

2 жыл бұрын

That was epic🤣

@birdio3082

2 жыл бұрын

I can't say if these reply comments are genuine or sarcasm..

That’s why you need to hire qualified people

Whenever you hear Steve you know shenanigans are about to ensue.

Pilot to ATC: "When you have finished your shift, I have a number you need to ring!"😂

At what point do you as a pilot get to say "let me talk to somebody else"?

@machinesandthings7121

3 жыл бұрын

I literally heard that once on one of the ATC KZread channels. The ATCer did not comply.

@jonyemm

3 жыл бұрын

Can i get a supervisor?

@potatobrown3rd

3 жыл бұрын

Good things there weren't karen pilots

@schwarzerritter5724

3 жыл бұрын

​Potato Not for a lack of trying. Pilots have tried to sue their way into a 747 cockpit after getting rejects.

@southwestclown1314

3 жыл бұрын

Only if their name is Karen

Becoming a member of the 74 crew has allowed me to be part of a special community 🙏

As a civilian who loves Aviation but has not enough brain cells to deal with the complexity of it let me add that listening to the Tower and Pilots talk it's almost like a Latin language that needs lots of practice to understand abbreviations Etc to get the gist of instructions that are so important and fired at your brain so rapidly I don't even know how y'all do it. I am in awe.

That was a great explanation of the wake turbulence created by a “heavy” aircraft.

@heidimarchant5438

3 жыл бұрын

I agree!💯

@messrsandersonco5985

3 жыл бұрын

I think Kelsey could have actually used the term 'wake turbulence'. Even those of us who are non-pilots have a minimal amount of general knowledge (at least in the UK).

@TheHawk--oe8iq

3 жыл бұрын

Only time my instructor took the 152 away from me, was while getting my night quals, shooting a couple of touch in goes at 3 am in DTW. It might have been helpful to get a wake turbulence call from the controller, not being able to see type of aircraft was taking off, while I was on final. Although, my instructor was on the radio calling inbound from Willow Run, while I was still climbing out.

@-fuk57

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I fully understand “heavy”, now.

@teelo12000

3 жыл бұрын

Cue that kennedy steve clip, something like "after the single engine cessna, proceed, caution propwash"

“Which side is that Private Pyle?!?!” “LEFT SIDE SIR”…

@kevinp8108

3 жыл бұрын

Nice FULL METAL JACKET reference!

@shuttze

3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing to my beloved corp private Pyle ?

@theboringchannel1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@shuttze pyle : Sir, I don't know, sir!

@sailaab

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin...I am not from the U.S. of A... Have got some idea of the epic toilet scene (suicide).. but still fail to grasp the exact context

@cakeadventure8412

3 жыл бұрын

Gold! "Private ATC, what are you trying to do to my beloved airspace?!" "Sir, vector two planes into each other, Sir!" XD

Did Kelsey just thug life himself. Legend.

Love your explanation about "Heavy" and its impact on turbulence. 20 years ago flying out of LAX to San Diego in a very small Saab14 -20 seats jet behind a 747 very close behind we were thrown around so badly after take off, it should never have happened. However it was followed by a beautiful low level flight along the coast on a wonderful sunny summer afternoon, it was lovely. San Diego wonderful place to attend a medical conference and view the USN/USMC Fleet in harbour. Stayed at the Marriott in the Harbour, the year was when the America Cup was held, during the Race Time.

"Whadda ya doin'?" "Doing what you tell me, ma'am."

I add “long way around” on those turns over 180 degrees. A lot faster then the pilot coming back and asking to confirm.

@IsaacLoven

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant idea

Love your vids Kelsey. I am so glad that you made this channel. Your humor is awesome and your explanations are very clear, understandable and educational! Keep up the great work! You Thug life pilot you! 😎

This is fascinating, as someone who is tempted to learn to fly, but doesn't really like to be flown this really gives some great insight into a world that most people have no real idea exists.

Holy cow! How is that flight crew maintaining their cool with her? I’d have lost it and gotten all over her for giving crazy and contradictory instructions. She’s endangering their lives and wasting fuel.

@Linsquip_

2 жыл бұрын

Because the radio is a commodity. Everyone needs it, you don't have time to hold a conversation or have personal crap like how you hate something going on over the radio. They are probably talking mad shit in the cockpit though.

@saltae4343

2 жыл бұрын

@@Linsquip_ that's also probably why they keep changing the person/pilot to talk to the controller right

@dalydegagne1839

2 жыл бұрын

I was impressed by the Eva flight crew. Had they lost their cool, the results could have been deadly. In effect, they kept that contoller from freaking out even more!

@fruitygranulizer540

2 жыл бұрын

because getting mad at her would only make it harder and furthur endanger their lives

@nilp2000

2 жыл бұрын

S R Castic: Luckily you are not a pilot and hopefully you will never be!

After my 30 years of ATC, I believe it’s safe to assume she would have been promoted to a supervisory position. Supervisor’s were usually the worst controllers. That is a fact.

@michaelsorrell9922

2 жыл бұрын

FATHER WHO IS EDUCATOR SAID SAME OF TEACHERS AND PRINCIPALS.

@chrismartin9849

2 жыл бұрын

Only 13 years, lvl 11 TRACON, can confirm

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

Especially since the race card is in play.

@HRCISASKNK

2 жыл бұрын

Yep same thing on the PD. RACE IS ALWAYS A factor too 😂

@josephleicht5305

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismartin9849 say that to BB's face lol

The first situation with the stressed out controller Decades ago I had both MS Flight Sim and an ATC Sim. The ATC Sim would start out slow the longer it went the more aircraft coming into airspace to land others on the ground ready for taxi and takeoff instructions. It was only a game but trying to handle alot of aircraft from small to heavies did get stressful. So hearing the stress in the controller's voice reminded me of this game which convinced me that ATC was a tough job and could really be stressful. The game was fun but could never leave the game unless I got fired.

Agreed, sharing responsibilities and cooperating is way better than pointing fingers.

At 10:00 I just remembered the DHL 757 and Tu-154 collision in Germany, where the pilots of the Tu154 listened to the ATC over the TCAS

@MeppyMan

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. That’s the accident that made it clear that TCAS must take precedence.

@execatty

3 жыл бұрын

one of the words ever..so sad ...kids dad ended up killing the atc

@BritanniaPacific

3 жыл бұрын

There was a recent mid air collision, about a month or so ago between a Fairchild metroliner and a cirrus in Colorado. Maybe one of them didn’t have tcas, or both didn’t have tcas. They’re both small aircraft, unlike the 757 or the Tupolev 154.

@chaoz1666

3 жыл бұрын

@@BritanniaPacific That is what 74 was talking about, GA airplanes don't have TCAS as it is quite expensive.

@NiHaoMike64

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaoz1666 Might it be possible to design a "TCAS Lite" system for that application? If it's anything like most things in aerospace, the majority of the cost is meeting the very strict standards, so allowing relaxed standards for TCAS Lite should greatly cut costs.

The crack about billygoats is from an old "Far Side" cartoon. The caption is actually, "Say...what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?". If you do an image search with that line, you'll see it. The funniest part (to me) is that he has time to ask.

@hualani6785

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh miss profuncisiveness of Gary Larsons The Far Side. (Yes, invented=profundity + incisiveness)

@matsv201

3 жыл бұрын

Roumurs have it that he will come out of pension

@enigmawyoming5201

3 жыл бұрын

The other funny Gary Larson aviation cartoon was two pilots in the cockpit, and passengers with wide eyes of terror seen through the airplane’s windows. The caption was “OH MY GOD! We have a fire in the #2 engine!!! Oh wait, that’s just the intercom light”.

@enigmawyoming5201

3 жыл бұрын

Did you hear about the flight where the captain comes on the intercom and says “ Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Thank you …..blah, blah, … temp in Denver will be .. Blah, blah, blah…. etc,.. etc….” Then the mic key froze when the captain was done with the announcement. Captain sits back, and inadvertently over the intercom says …. “All I need now is a good cup of coffee and a great ‘BJ’. Female flght attendant rushes up to the cockpit to let the captan know his mic is still keyed, and a loud voice coming from the back of the plane says “Don’t forget the coffee!”

@messrsandersonco5985

3 жыл бұрын

@@matsv201 Do you mean 'retirement'? A pension is collected upon retirement. You can still work and collect a pension. Always use a monolingual dictionary if you're unsure or search for the 'difference between' on Google. You wouldn't like it if we misused an engineering term, right? 😉

Kelsey, thank you for explaining the "heavy" thing... I've been wondering about that!

You know those traffic signs that show a car that goes from left to right and back again to warn you for a slippery road? That's the flightpath of EVA015

16:40 "That's not the way I like to look at things, this kind of victim mentality" Kelsey, you just gained a *lot* of brownie points from me. I love that you look at it as "what can I do to make it better" rather than "whose fault is it".

@Vousie

2 жыл бұрын

@Brad James Then have fun arguing about "he said, she said" while planes are crashing. Also, why are you even watching this video if you think Kelsey's "incompetent"? And where's your pilot's license since you apparently know more than him?

@gnarthdarkanen7464

2 жыл бұрын

@Brad James Get a motorcycle. THEN you can tell me ALL about how important it is "who's at fault" or "who had right of way" when your broke all to hell in a ditch somewhere or too crippled up to wipe your own ass. "Get good quick, kid... or get DEAD quicker." ;o)

@concierge7574

2 жыл бұрын

That's the positive mind set of a winner, + of a caring pilot who genuinely wants improvement + safety at the forefront in the industry. He takes immediate action to do it. If there were more pilots like Kelsey + Sully + Jeff Skiles, there'd be fewer accidents + better + always cooperative attitudes during CRM. I bet there is a best selling aviation book by Kelsey in the future.

@mariusjenkins7294

2 жыл бұрын

@Brad James Sounds like something someone who is usually at fault but tries to convince the other person they were at fault would say...

@stevencooke6451

2 жыл бұрын

Afterwards you can assign blame. In the moment you have to figure out what you can do. I swear I see drivers, pedestrians who seem to be going with the mentality that since they technically have the right of way they can do everything possible to put their own, and possibly my own, life in danger.

It's nice to listen to a calm, experienced person instead of an entitled idiot. I'm glad I found your channel. Thank you!

I am terrified of flying and pray the whole way, LOL. Your videos are making me a bit calmer. It's nice to know what's happening up there because the unknown is much scarier than the known. :)

Hi Kelsey. I'm not a pilot and have almost no hours flying in the last 4 decades. l really like what your doing. lt's informative and although l will never be a pilot, it's fun to learn. Your also a bit funnier than l bet you intend to be - all awesome in my opinion. Thanks.