Waiter: How would you like your steak? Jocko: *Breathing*

@M0hamednur

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😂

@puffinpearcings6444

4 жыл бұрын

You're so stupid 😂

@William_Webber

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jetman1895

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh wtf lmao

@stevenallen551

4 жыл бұрын

@@puffinpearcings6444 Explain

When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real

@crystallxix1493

4 жыл бұрын

Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real

@ferret1252

4 жыл бұрын

When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way

@MAUROtele

4 жыл бұрын

"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"

@bassinburban8928

4 жыл бұрын

Created santa

@williamjohnson4311

4 жыл бұрын

Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.

When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”

@darksnow8820

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@mezi915

Жыл бұрын

Super underrated

@bobicabayo

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Havoc3745

Жыл бұрын

This is the best comment.

@maceyandella4

Жыл бұрын

And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.

I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.

@dantheman3375

Жыл бұрын

😂

@onelgaleas177

Жыл бұрын

Bro🤣

@nicolecunningham5477

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@motorcycleboy9000

Жыл бұрын

Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!

@justdennis519

Жыл бұрын

This is the best comment so far hahaha

this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”

@Hugatree1

4 жыл бұрын

iForgot160 o crap! ‘I’ll do my best son.’

@JoseHerrera-vc5rk

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@closblacksheep2445

4 жыл бұрын

Yes bcos I need to take care of our country, including you Iforgot160

@Janeman69

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahhahaha

@rubenreed2003

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

*Parachute fails* Jocko: No. *Parachute reopens*

@urid4264

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@julianb.2986

3 жыл бұрын

it would

@matthijs3134

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@brandonmcclain9988

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stephenday2342

3 жыл бұрын

That's just dumb. Jocko doesn't need a parachute. 😋

Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

@lilbigp4036

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@julyonlamont00

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..

@victorosong132

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@100nb6

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@miguelrubio5809

Жыл бұрын

Nice...

Jocko doesn't do "Push Ups". He does "Earth Downs".

@d.bcooper2271

Жыл бұрын

_Ugly navy seal_

@11BRelo

Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris joke..

@MrTangMaSu

Жыл бұрын

@Justin Relorcaza Yes. . . and?

@zac9155

Жыл бұрын

@@MrTangMaSu it’s funny xx

Jocko looks like he taught his dad how to shave.

@chintex_

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn't shave, he flexes the hair away.

@isaachall9126

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@baglebites

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko gives pigs JockoBack rides

@sickomodemoebamba9835

4 жыл бұрын

@@chintex_ he probably has so much muscle his hair cant even break through his skin

@cranjismcbasketball613

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.

@GokuBlackThatIsBlack

4 жыл бұрын

Nina a Jocko: *Breathes* Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!

@ethanbarlow8583

4 жыл бұрын

This one wins

@goodstuff7375

4 жыл бұрын

Dammmm that’s a good one🤣

@arnabsen3146

4 жыл бұрын

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

@golgorothbake9757

4 жыл бұрын

His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂

When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration

@ta1708

Жыл бұрын

cringe

@tsardean7438

Жыл бұрын

Based

@biohazard8295

Жыл бұрын

On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.

They say there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, so Jocko tracked down fear and made it afraid of him

@d.bcooper2271

Жыл бұрын

_Ugly navy seal_

@markironside9818

Жыл бұрын

Scarecrow used fear gas on Jocko, then fear became scared of Jocko

When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house

@MrBjrhodes

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Sodhi.jaspreet

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko also left

@huskytzu7709

4 жыл бұрын

BKP GAMI 😂😂😂

@360.Tapestry

4 жыл бұрын

the best one so far lol

@whatsupbudbud

4 жыл бұрын

This happened to me at age 16. :D

When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

@yooooodennis

3 жыл бұрын

😄

@paulpietschinski3282

3 жыл бұрын

Deserves many likes

@prophswrld

3 жыл бұрын

Jocko is Doom Slayer

@rsxtypesmobbin8661

3 жыл бұрын

Their actually checking for Mr.Wick

@jimcervantes9043

3 жыл бұрын

@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom

That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him

@d.bcooper2271

Жыл бұрын

_Ugly navy seal_

@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572

Жыл бұрын

True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.

@ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.

@JR-ju3kj

Жыл бұрын

There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.

@rykehuss3435

Жыл бұрын

For sure

After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.

@Thjesht_Teo

Жыл бұрын

Simple, but effective. 😂

@vineetverma6645

Жыл бұрын

The producers u mean

@wjr6744

Жыл бұрын

@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies

@picahudsoniaunflocked5426

11 ай бұрын

He should get his star on the walk of fame.

@itzelbaltazar1705

7 ай бұрын

And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies

Me: wow that's cool Jocko: that's not realistic Me: that's not realistic

@noahlaveno7208

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@kevinbintangb.1734

3 жыл бұрын

True

@MrJin520

3 жыл бұрын

CHECK

@thadz2493

3 жыл бұрын

Everything Jocko says is Liable Information.

@NateAmado

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

@camgiesler2933

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ef2668

3 жыл бұрын

Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact

@tomasguerra3977

3 жыл бұрын

this ones my favorite 💀

@camgiesler2933

3 жыл бұрын

Mosu Gaming actually didn’t

@santino9670

3 жыл бұрын

Best one

Jocko has a Polar Bear rug. It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

@rykehuss3435

2 ай бұрын

a polar bear would disagree with this notion

@CharonOfDeath

Ай бұрын

stolen comment

Jocko: Seals are just people and no Terminators Also Jocko: Proceeds to look more like a terminator than the terminator himself

@nicolecarnevale3226

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they are just men but Jacko is very well trained. In his self defense training business, he says the best way to stay out of trouble is avoid it but I’d hate to be the person looking for trouble with him…

*Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*

@egoofficial2gs

4 жыл бұрын

Remy Goon 😅😂🤣

@aaronkristofer18

4 жыл бұрын

OKAY THIS ONE GOT ME LMAO

@MrAnt2686

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ChampionBl

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO

@Brass_Monkey

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he kills 100% of the bacteria Also he is the 0.01%

Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

@kdog2971

4 жыл бұрын

oh wes.

@theun-knownmusician5468

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*

@gemnox

4 жыл бұрын

My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.

@GeorgeVirrueta-Lerma

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu

@JustinaHonore

4 жыл бұрын

Gemnox -lmao fr

When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.

Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.

@anuragparmar8155

Жыл бұрын

Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.

@ehthecuteone

Жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.

@rykehuss3435

2 ай бұрын

thats also me, the cold shock is funny

@CladGuy

2 ай бұрын

The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko

Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him

@underrated4499

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@noahlaveno7208

3 жыл бұрын

@@underrated4499 totally

@bryanbayer667

3 жыл бұрын

This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second

@myyriad778

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?

@birdofprey3952

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Jocko stories.

@Ayyar13Sid

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂. I was just having goosebumps about a horror movie and this made me laugh.

@rover5058

4 жыл бұрын

Its the other way around,Jocko tells THEM stories

@thomasmurrell9832

4 жыл бұрын

Rorke hunts Ghosts Jocko hunts Rorke

@joshmatthewcereghino

3 жыл бұрын

For the f*****g win

@projectz9776

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.

@deusvult6920

Жыл бұрын

You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao

@Nick9Three

Жыл бұрын

@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?

One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other

@rylter

Жыл бұрын

Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂

@chipbuttytime3396

Жыл бұрын

Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment

@erastvandoren

Жыл бұрын

That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.

@Silverblade416

Жыл бұрын

Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.

@deusvult6920

Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo

This dude looks like he approves his girlfriends dad

@vultur311

4 жыл бұрын

These comments lol

@johnpickett6565

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man rhey just making fun of him 😂😂

@Lee-radford

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mikemiller2059

4 жыл бұрын

What a great comment. I have to steal it.

@xinfinity8532

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf lol 😅😅😅😅

Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.

@snow-pr9py

4 жыл бұрын

Angel Garcia lololol

@EricMustardman

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.

@jessielee1369

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious bro.👏

@amanibob1416

4 жыл бұрын

*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?

@ChampionBl

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door

@Thjesht_Teo

Жыл бұрын

Breach signal ahead...

@lydialanata8714

8 ай бұрын

I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢

@lydialanata8714

8 ай бұрын

Jacko died when??

@lydialanata8714

8 ай бұрын

Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅

"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him

Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.

@cendekiawanalghifari5648

4 жыл бұрын

J: "good morning" *sit* Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am" J: "get the camera and the screen ready" Crew: "ok" *prepared*

@atnguyenthanh4603

4 жыл бұрын

Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check

@devinhawkins249

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Christopher-et7ku

11 ай бұрын

😂

Jocko's birth certificate is the Declaration of independence.

@LegionX_

4 жыл бұрын

fkn dead XD

@twojacksandanace3847

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment, gave me a chuckle.

@ejonasfreeman3514

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kanthonyofficial

4 жыл бұрын

deeeeeaaad!

@mxyplstoss611

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not gonna like this post just so it remains on 420

Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me

@keelyourshelf

3 ай бұрын

Well you were hostile

It's really cool to hear that he and Chris were together and he could speak on personal experience with the movie, especially how Chris wouldn't have wasted his time aiming his gun on the kid in the house. So sad what happened to Chris when he came back home.I hope we fund more support for our veterans and civilians

@d.bcooper2271

Жыл бұрын

_Ugly navy seal_

@Thjesht_Teo

Жыл бұрын

What happened to Chris, actually?!

@d.bcooper2271

Жыл бұрын

@@Thjesht_Teo This massive discrepancy exists despite the fact that there is no gender bias in the law favoring females. Whether you like it or not, the welfare system forces you as a man to pay for single women, many of whom, as you know, are degenerates. Without welfare and all kinds of affirmative action promoting women in the workplace, women can't support themselves. The feminist welfare state just distributes the burden of taking care of women to all working men. So you, as a man, have the burden of financially supporting these women without any benefit in return, women who will berate you and call you an incel if you disagree with how stunning and brave they are. Basically, Western liberalism forces you as a man to fund the lifestyle of women drinking, sleeping around with a new man every night, popping anti depressants like candy, going to the womens march on weekends to whine about how oppressed they are. You're literally subsidizing all that. Women being free is not free. Someone has to foot the bill. Islam says, no. No one gets a free ride. You want to be taken care of, you have to be in a marriage as an obedient wife. And if you dont want to be an obedient wife, go be a burden on your father, who didn't raise you right. And if you don't want to live under your father's roof, go live in the wilderness or beg on the streets. See how long you last there.

@gustavschu5053

Жыл бұрын

@@Thjesht_Teo if im not mistaken he got shot at a shooting range by a veteran he was helping

@Oilupimtherein5

Жыл бұрын

Chris was like... really racist lol

He looks like he wakes his alarm clock up every morning

@mistervolta

4 жыл бұрын

chadam2010 his instagram is pics of his watch before he wakes up the alarm clock

@beetrootred8326

4 жыл бұрын

Yea after a while of waking up at the same time your body will adapt and create its own alarm clock

@Vitalbowhunting

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget he teachers leaders (navy seals) how to actually lead.

@chadam2010

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Briand he's a beast

@meruemsan460

4 жыл бұрын

He does

someone attacks jocko. jocko: thats not very realistic.

@Chunkalunka68

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt

@abelkjohn

4 жыл бұрын

Nice😁

@martinkuliza

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I'll pay that joke Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM

@TDove-cf2wh

4 жыл бұрын

also started laughing xD

@peachfuds

4 жыл бұрын

"No factor"

Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons

@ColdSalt99

Жыл бұрын

Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat

@marcowl5680

11 ай бұрын

@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave

Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.

@elizabethr.1127

Жыл бұрын

😅🤟🤟

In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.

@Krymson115

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

@drakenwinter8386

4 жыл бұрын

Ok this one actually got me.

@xinfinity8532

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sachinthperera5801

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom

@roachawker7741

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dayyton6653

4 жыл бұрын

Niko The Nomad what did he say

@samo6401

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"

@cindyreese6107

4 жыл бұрын

The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee

@seanhickey4788

4 жыл бұрын

Elementary to

What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.

@Banksydog

Жыл бұрын

I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one

@latinolawdog5067

2 ай бұрын

Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.

Never heard of this guy, but i already like him. No BS type, straight to the point. Claymore mines move out of his way.

@easydays6833

Жыл бұрын

He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there

@evant7886

Жыл бұрын

@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!

When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days

@slidewayzproductions9546

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@rome-tk5vd

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@ryan.1012

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nJuhkrSKY5TQo7Q.html

@TheAdatto

3 жыл бұрын

I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off

@dillionmarody4937

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym

On exams, Jocko writes the answers and the teacher has to write the correct questions

@snow-pr9py

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolás Bosch lol

@PJCochrane

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@volanceoften1925

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna steal that one!

@rulotron

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@seijinumaru

4 жыл бұрын

He do?

I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.

@hatred9427

9 ай бұрын

One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏

@tokivikerness8863

6 ай бұрын

Painfully unfunny.

As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods

@rykehuss3435

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for saying special operations instead of special forces

@TheRealDarrylStrawberry

Жыл бұрын

Youre not even kidding. Even in person they seem 8ft tall.

@SergioArellano-yd7ik

6 ай бұрын

That's taller than William Wallace.

This dude looks like he can manually paddle a navy ship if the engine fails.

@raidenj1295

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Viros no he just beats the laws of physics into submission

@randyweaver6543

4 жыл бұрын

The engine asks Jocko if it can break down.

@cas-viros30

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko : no factor

@wdai03

4 жыл бұрын

The engine doesn't dare

@snooziegaming

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.

@hassansyed696

4 жыл бұрын

Except skin colour.

@ajangmabior4606

4 жыл бұрын

@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂

@tylerm7300

4 жыл бұрын

@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂

@Sip_Dhit

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle

@dominicalmonte3992

4 жыл бұрын

Except hair

Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.

Jocko casually talking about chris kyle on his team tells you alot about his calmness in general situations

Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*

@georgeerto

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@davidskyler1000

3 жыл бұрын

That's also a suicidal mission

@dandman9373

3 жыл бұрын

Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"

@vino2968

3 жыл бұрын

*robber sees jocko* Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys

@ironmyno

3 жыл бұрын

"It's a non factor"

Jocko never actually shot anyone, he inserted the bullets manually.

@KLSeba

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tonystewart7179

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@imLamm

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@poor5367

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@AndresSotoC

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Jocko did not really join the military, the military joined Jocko 😂😂😂

The name of Jocko's father is Jocko Junior.

Robber: Give me your money Jocko: That’s not very realistic Robber: Understandable, have a great day

@kingofsludge7262

3 жыл бұрын

Robbers give Jocko their money

@silentface1989

3 жыл бұрын

He has bulletproof eyebrows

@reman3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@silentface1989 d*ck

@ColdSalt99

3 жыл бұрын

@@reman3000 what

@soufsideace5143

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.

@jerevuori9212

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@thepronoobs9426

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@FearUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

this is a stolen comment

@dexagalapagos

3 жыл бұрын

@@FearUniverse huh?

@unclerico7271

3 жыл бұрын

@@FearUniverse still good

Jocko's yacht is an aircraft carrier.

I want Jocko to be my neighbor, that way my guard dog will feel safe.

When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”

@noahlaveno7208

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@oyedapo6142

3 жыл бұрын

Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aske7432

3 жыл бұрын

I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them

@that1pacificguy

3 жыл бұрын

People: "How many push ups can you do" Jacko: "Yes..."

@EZ3James

3 жыл бұрын

LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.

Me: this is the best comment section on KZread Jocko: no it's not Me: no it's not

@theun-knownmusician5468

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol

@theun-knownmusician5468

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂

@andrasidansjon313

4 жыл бұрын

But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved

@theun-knownmusician5468

4 жыл бұрын

Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate

@zayneschepers8675

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you

Jocko is the kind of guy who accomplishes the mission BEFORE getting briefed

My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.

@user-rr5ce1wb2j

Жыл бұрын

You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.

One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition

@darraarljod8911

3 жыл бұрын

Ok this is the one

@retro0150

3 жыл бұрын

Poor bullet, it never recovered.

@jaydeservesprada2058

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOAOAOAOA

@oswaldogarcia5358

3 жыл бұрын

Blm: bullet lives matter

@Spalbeert

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now

@sashmanswag5946

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@dum5247

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a chuck norris joke

@foreheadwarrior23

4 жыл бұрын

scorpion 8862😂😂😂I’m dead

@stripforkb

4 жыл бұрын

I need your profile pic

@simpernchong

4 жыл бұрын

Wahahaha..genius..

I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.

The look jocko gave when he asked the hand signal for 1 minute was priceless lol

@AtheneHolder

7 ай бұрын

"yeah... really complex stuff" 🤣🤣

@Adam-TheLiftedKing

6 ай бұрын

Where was that?

Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale

@Heartwing37

4 жыл бұрын

Small Caps underrated!!!

@buddimalliyanapathirana1767

4 жыл бұрын

Banayaga

@HonoredKami

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko: *walks in* Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*

@WickedPhase

4 жыл бұрын

Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"

@HonoredKami

4 жыл бұрын

@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end

Jocko didn’t join the military, the military joined him.

@joeysoG

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Im DEAD

@user-yl1pv4mw1u

4 жыл бұрын

apparently all the other seals think he's kinda a sellout puss

@MarcoBMark-rt6ke

4 жыл бұрын

They’re probably mad this guy is still relevant and they’re not, despite having the greatest Honor of serving their nation.

@lonestar5233

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@PJCochrane

4 жыл бұрын

I used to say that about myself, but more to say that it put me together in ways I never thought possible.

I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe

"Its like time travel because you go to sleep and wake up in your destination" Man, I felt that one.

Jocko is what every boy thinks their girlfriends father looks like

@alterinam6791

4 жыл бұрын

very true!!!

@Billy-tn3ft

4 жыл бұрын

Jogvan bro my ex girlfriend’s dad was actually built like Jocko 😳

@somerelaxingrain

4 жыл бұрын

@@Billy-tn3ft You probably became his girlfriend after you met him

@rockybangalore3830

4 жыл бұрын

One of them is going to be right.

@somerelaxingrain

4 жыл бұрын

twitter.com/GuyEditing follow my twitter boys, so we can discuss this Jocko meme

"Dad, I want a dog for Christmas." Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.

@nutzer1337

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."

@Piekosz518

4 жыл бұрын

First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*

@gooseygander286

4 жыл бұрын

Haha 🤤

@delgad33

4 жыл бұрын

No Factor

@RayaneHamitouche

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha nice one

Thank you for your service! I appreciate you and your service! Thanks for the breakdown video as well

Man, this SEAL does a great job in this video, so much info in so little time

Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs

@kotjienkterbang

3 жыл бұрын

The book doesn't even wait, they just obey

@AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

3 жыл бұрын

The books read Jocko, Jocko doesn't read the books.

@dawsonnagel1606

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo this one was good

@Gustavae

3 жыл бұрын

Old Chuck Norris joke.

@dmorles

3 жыл бұрын

Lol lol lol. These comments are gold.

When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated

@camgiesler2933

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ProjectSiva

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect! Love this comment

@JordImpact

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@selrandolph4748

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@yusukeurameshi9837

3 жыл бұрын

Aye, is that yuskue’s mom

Thank you for your service, sir and all the brave warriors out there

10:29 My best friend was in Iraq and when he was medically discharged (later retired) for being badly wounded in action. When he left the Army, he took his ghillie suit with him. We met at college, about a year after his discharge, and used this ghillie suit to no end. It was one of the best things to surprise or prank people with. At one point he had a pigeon infestation he took care of with a ghillie suit, patience, and a quick reflex hahaha. I cannot tell you how much fun we both had with that thing. People were terrified to go outside!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maneamanea1464

Жыл бұрын

I've imagined the whole thing:)))))

When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...

@zlatko8051

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah mate.

@ryanstevens3932

4 жыл бұрын

#420 lol

@shizue5038

4 жыл бұрын

Made my day

@michaelrussell499

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Nichols 🤣

@levihill3024

4 жыл бұрын

Bah hahaha

Jocko has to approve his girlfriend’s dad.

@noahlaveno7208

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@cooperbryan3669

3 жыл бұрын

No he approves his dads girlfriend

@jimhutcho1083

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooperbryan3669 lmao 😂

@AbhishekBM

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooperbryan3669 Yeah, that too.

@iRevv.

3 жыл бұрын

Whaaat 😂😂😂😂

This is such a comprehensive and fascinating explanation! I really appreciate the details and the no nonsense facts he’s supplying. Wow!

I appreciate your reviews. I taught at a school and would always talk about operation red wings. Hard lessons learned.

Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool! Jocko: its dumb Me: its dumb

@arnabsen3146

4 жыл бұрын

Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

@nikopepino1314

4 жыл бұрын

@@arnabsen3146 no one ask.

@arnabsen3146

4 жыл бұрын

What good ni8

@itsjustawatermelon714

4 жыл бұрын

Fr💀💀💀

@kestrel3509

4 жыл бұрын

@@arnabsen3146 Marcos are also one of the deadliest Marine Commandos in the world.

When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.

@martinorozco6759

4 жыл бұрын

Earthrise HAHAHAHAHA

@doorholder

4 жыл бұрын

Bbrruuuhhhh

@alepatrik3777

4 жыл бұрын

DDD

@2quick4allah69

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@vasekkosar3931

4 жыл бұрын

This is really underrated

Jocko forgot that he was supposed to be in the Modern Warfare universe and landed in ours

When Jocko goes to sleep, he puts pillow under his gun

"This is not realistic" Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.

@DaBeast34

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jesuissoldatamericain8771

4 жыл бұрын

Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.

@EricMustardman

4 жыл бұрын

@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.

@doomerbelowthewind

3 жыл бұрын

And they really should be.

When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”

@bluemoon2189

4 жыл бұрын

Trevor Anderson no factor

@user-dj9iu2et3r

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best one and deserves more likes.

@14714623

4 жыл бұрын

Jocko: Check.

@stomper5432

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@jamesgannon7093

4 жыл бұрын

Lol congratulations, it's a man.

I love his scowl every time he says the title of the next film. It's like he's issuing a final threat to each film.

Sitting here at my bench working and listening to you .. great explanations.

when Jocko was born, doctors asked him to name his parents

@spectreian5042

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.......duuuuuude💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@skidmark7024

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@Teme44

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Baur the likes doe 😳😳

@infiniteblaz3416

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@shreyasrprakash9921

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 I'm done bro

When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.

@ricoh9558

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mattyyaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

@ricoh9558

4 жыл бұрын

This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao

@Admszki444

4 жыл бұрын

No only Zlatan does

@siomaragarcia5796

4 жыл бұрын

Best one yet

I come back here every now and then to see what new things people put for Jocko 🤣

Jocko is hilarious 🤣 I know he was good at his job. I love it when people find something they like then excel at it 😊❤️

He doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is

@ElGuapo408_

4 жыл бұрын

You Bet Your Sweet Bippy I Like It!! LMAOOO

@Bruh-yb8qo

4 жыл бұрын

ElGuapo408 😂

@samuelbrewer1792

4 жыл бұрын

It’s chico time

@RickhawkIsDank

4 жыл бұрын

Literally died

@kotanovakota

4 жыл бұрын

TIME FOR ME TO BEAT UP MY Daughter's boyfriend lmao

When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...

@justsomeguy8103

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this comment section so perfect

@seanmichael7714

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@bullydancer69

3 жыл бұрын

Loooool

@seangannon6081

3 жыл бұрын

And everyone else in the room instinctively froze as well.

@bue228

2 жыл бұрын

11/10 comment

Thank you for pointing out the sacrifices that are made

When Jocko looks at any iPhone, it unlocks out of fear and not because of Face ID.